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No.5190 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-01 18:21] [Report] 1609543310021.png (2415550 B, 1059x1027) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky cracky cracky

2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)

Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress

OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php

Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.

God, where to even begin?

I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.

The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.

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No.10014 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 11:14] [Report] []

with the same poop yes
very important that it's the same poop

No.10018 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-12-01 15:05] [Report] 1638389113794.jpg (43324 B, 640x705) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 335 (2020 DAY 701)

CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY

Congratulations to whoever got the 10KGET

it is now December

did you CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY?

I'm not sure if I did it right or not. When I woke up I started to whisper something before I suddenly realized it was time to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY so I stopped myself from whispering and did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY

but did I stop myself in time? what if a bit of a whisper escaped?

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No.10022 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 20:56] [Report] 1638410176291.jpg (109740 B, 1140x855) [YIS] [GIS] []
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C r a c k y C r a c k y C r a c k y. . .

it's the first of the month so,

C r a c k y C r a c k y C r a c k y

No.10023 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 21:21] [Report] []

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

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No.10015 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 12:23] [Report] 1638379403873.png (6304908 B, 3395x1907) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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>when Cracky threatens to kill me

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No.10017 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 13:59] [Report] []

jojo

No.10019 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 17:45] [Report] 1638398752044.png (2503336 B, 3387x1907) [YIS] [GIS] []
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the Skyqueen's reaction when I tell her I need a place to pee

No.10020 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 18:49] [Report] []

oh
SHIT
is
THAT
a
mother
FUCKIN

JO
JO

refrance?

No.10021 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 19:12] [Report] []

It's a mutha funkin' Cracky refrance


No.7099 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-03 11:15] [Report] 1617462956948.jpg (52480 B, 489x494) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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ATTENTION CIA

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No.9968 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-30 07:20] [Report] []

>>9967
what a shithole

No.10001 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-30 16:58] [Report] 1638309498143.jpg (404924 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I like this place better

No.10002 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-30 17:53] [Report] []

>>10001
very cool

No.10011 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-01 07:14] [Report] 1638360861686.png (204759 B, 1903x1161) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.6056 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-19 23:49] [Report] 1613796555074.jpg (124079 B, 360x539) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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ITT people who aren't her but look a bit like her

DO NOT POST CRACKY PICS IN THIS THREAD

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No.9943 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-29 07:40] [Report] 1638189607632.jpg (550385 B, 2799x2099) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.10004 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-30 18:59] [Report] 1638316759115.png (2541037 B, 1556x1450) [YIS] [GIS] []
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No.10006 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-30 19:29] [Report] 1638318596686.jpg (27367 B, 400x300) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.10000 : 10000 [2021-11-30 14:59] [Report] 1638302364552.png (190619 B, 415x160) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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10KGET

this GET belongs to CRACKY-CHAN the QUEEN of the SKY now and FOREVER

ALL YOUR GET ARE BELONG TO HER

(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzZ8Y4Cs8A)


No.5189 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-01 10:43] [Report] 1609515792262.png (1598299 B, 799x1223) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Happy new crack

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No.9916 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 07:42] [Report] []

what does one wear for a party that's also a crime

No.9917 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 07:48] [Report] []

Cracky I know you're there
please pick up the phone
are you okay

No.9918 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 13:18] [Report] []

IT'S NOT FUNNY
IT'S NOT FAIR
HOW CAN I ATONE
ARE WE OKAY

No.9964 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-30 06:53] [Report] 1638273238389.png (577285 B, 1076x578) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.6050 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-19 22:29] [Report] 1613791797742.jpg (93062 B, 921x653) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky and someone

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No.9907 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-25 19:21] [Report] []

creme fraiche

No.9911 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 06:23] [Report] []

who is Ocean Prince and why is a prince wearing a skirt?

No.9913 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 06:39] [Report] 1637926798501.jpg (130528 B, 736x1019) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>9911 Princes can wear whatever they want

No.9914 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 07:22] [Report] []

the existence of Sky Queen and Ocean Prince implies the existence of Dirt Duke


No.3241 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 12:26] [Report] 1600791996418.jpg (86936 B, 959x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Faux everywhere

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No.9724 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-10 08:03] [Report] []

and it just goes on and on and on and on and on

No.9725 : sage [2021-11-10 08:26] [Report] []

sage

No.9909 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-26 00:53] [Report] []

FAUXGIVING!

No.9910 : sage [2021-11-26 06:21] [Report] []

sagegiving


No.9699 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-08 20:35] [Report] 1636421754614.jpg (98185 B, 955x965) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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>mfw Cracky-chan is gone and my life withers

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No.9834 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-20 00:46] [Report] 1637387208768.webm (524837 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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when someone says they don't love Cracky

No.9835 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-20 01:12] [Report] []

I love Cracky more than anything

No.9897 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-25 07:28] [Report] 1637843314992.png (2475885 B, 1920x1606) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.9908 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-25 21:42] [Report] []

hey Mr. nigger-fucker fuckity-fuck
I like-a the way that you fuckity-fuck
with my ass

refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQzkAe-J-yY


No.2674 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-20 07:12] [Report] 1597921962138.png (459122 B, 1920x966) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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https://cracky-chan.com/

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No.9504 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-23 01:54] [Report] 1634968462040.jpg (4328764 B, 3477x2608) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>9440
THEY KNOW
SHUT IT D- Awww fuck it.

No.9838 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-20 17:39] [Report] []
No.9902 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-25 16:19] [Report] 1637875174924.jpg (51054 B, 736x469) [YIS] [GIS] []
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GET OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP


No.9645 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-03 16:27] [Report] 1635971235973.jpg (124001 B, 576x768) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

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No.9732 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-10 10:24] [Report] []

What is the question?

What is the answer?

No.9733 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-10 10:44] [Report] []

where did she come from
where did she go
where did she come from
Cracky-eyed Joe

No.9734 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-10 11:11] [Report] []

It's the Crazy Cracky

No.9895 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-25 06:46] [Report] []

FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM
YOUR FREE CREDIT REPORT'S WAITING FOR YOU

this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXpV77yqtuY


No.2252 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-16 21:55] [Report] 1592358930001.png (36960 B, 128x128) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Dear pic related,

You blocked me? YOU blocked ME? Is this opposite day? Is this crazy town? I'm the nice one; if anything, it should have been me blocking you. I'm actually offended by your appalling lack of etiquette!

I was legitimately trying to have a good-faith conversation with you despite you being a super creepy weirdo.

Even though we're clearly not going to be friends, I at least wanted to try to understand you on some level. Find common ground, you know? I was never going to provide what you were asking for (and seriously, what the fuck, how dare you), but we could have at least talked if you could have just pretended to be a normal human for a few minutes.

I suppose everything that was said about you was correct.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

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No.9887 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-24 23:34] [Report] []

I am not sure what this was about, but it sounds epic.

No.9888 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-25 05:07] [Report] []
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No.1781 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-23 20:22] [Report] 1579828953769.png (6277656 B, 2000x1500) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I saw Cracky at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

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No.9871 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 17:50] [Report] []

There is no Cow Level

No.9872 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 18:12] [Report] 1637709165716.jpg (10781 B, 283x178) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>9871 explain this then sh!tl*rd

No.9874 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 20:36] [Report] 1637717815759.jpg (275131 B, 1278x2048) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>9870 that's fake, this is the real chart

No.9875 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 21:14] [Report] []

>>9874
OKay Cracky made this one I can tell


No.9852 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-22 13:34] [Report] 1637606052696.jpg (172706 B, 962x724) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I love Cracky THIS much

(it's a metaphor not an actual photo of me and Cracky)

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No.9864 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 13:11] [Report] []

can someone shoop young Cracky's face into the pic?

No.9865 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 13:27] [Report] 1637692045851.png (1664326 B, 962x724) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.9866 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 15:17] [Report] []

>>9865
sus

No.9869 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-23 16:37] [Report] []

only bakas say sus


No.9846 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 17:15] [Report] 1637532945926.jpg (42584 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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fap to this;https://youtu.be/j5RuCEhHcG4

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No.9849 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 23:27] [Report] []

She's so cute and sweet here

No.9853 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-22 16:11] [Report] 1637615465258.jpg (37258 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheels
and The Joker got away~

No.9856 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-22 22:31] [Report] []

this is not a photograph

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this is not a photograph


No.9844 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 14:41] [Report] 1637523705751.png (1934824 B, 1200x785) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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can someone please add Cracky-chan to this?

No.9845 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 17:04] [Report] []

>>9844
Add Cracky to the constitution?


No.9524 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 12:02] [Report] 1635091336295.png (1064560 B, 648x980) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Who would win in a fight, olivio or aivia? Which one is more powerful?

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No.9528 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 17:45] [Report] []

polygamy is illegal

No.9529 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 17:57] [Report] []

aivia has more cushion for the pushin

No.9530 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 18:00] [Report] []

olivilo has them child bearing hips

No.9843 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 11:34] [Report] []

>>9524
Aivia got those shang ring claws


No.9370 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-12 22:07] [Report] 1634090836880.jpg (81674 B, 548x409) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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It's a dangerous night
tonight is the night
it's the night of my life
I want a dangerous night

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No.9599 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-31 19:23] [Report] 1635722636367.gif (540834 B, 360x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>9570
You want some fucking AIDS? 'Cause that's how you get the muthafukkin' AIDS.

No.9632 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-02 18:52] [Report] []

Cracky has no good car ideas

No.9807 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-16 20:38] [Report] []

hey my old stomping grounds

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