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No.5190 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-01 18:21] [Report] 1609543310021.png (2415550 B, 1059x1027) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky cracky cracky

2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)

Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress

OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php

Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.

God, where to even begin?

I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.

The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.

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No.6500 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:07] [Report] []

pooping back and forth forever with the same poop

No.6501 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:45] [Report] []

>>6499
you're now aware the reason for your existence

No.6502 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:52] [Report] []

i only exist to be cracky's poop slave

No.6503 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 18:00] [Report] []

OLIVIA POOPS BUT CRACKY DOES NOT POOP! CRACKY IS THE QUEEN OF THE SKY. THERE IS NO POOP IN THE SKY BECAUSE IT WOULD FALL IMMEDIATELY TO THE GROUND.


No.1861 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-24 17:37] [Report] 1582583845247.png (4950635 B, 2000x2000) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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this is an incredibly subtle meme

you might not be sophisticated enough to understand it

and that's okay

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No.6493 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 16:19] [Report] 1614806391309.jpg (81389 B, 500x533) [YIS] [GIS] []
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No.6491 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 15:17] [Report] 1614802620093.png (12937 B, 598x116) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Did Cracky stop using imageboards before she turned 23?

For reference, she turned 23 on October 12, 2012.

Was her last day on 4chan October 11th 2012?


No.6130 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 02:58] [Report] 1613980715622.png (878211 B, 576x803) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Boxxy is the queen of /B/, not this one.

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No.6486 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 12:49] [Report] 1614793775922.png (26583 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6484

>/pol/
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No.6488 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 13:02] [Report] []

>>6487
lamo get rekt

No.6489 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 15:13] [Report] []

laughing ass my off


No.6404 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 07:21] [Report] 1614687682749.png (605184 B, 566x654) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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This is said to be Cracky's father.

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No.6468 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 21:45] [Report] []

If you're not racist don't say "nigger" say "afro-american" or "negro" or "colored" instead

No.6469 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 21:48] [Report] []

>>6468
but i don't call white people afro-american, negro, or colored

No.6472 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 21:57] [Report] []

Don't call white people "nigger" either

Don't call anybody "nigger"

It's frequently regarded as racist because of reasons

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relevant


No.6056 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-19 23:49] [Report] 1613796555074.jpg (124079 B, 360x539) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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ITT people who aren't her but look a bit like her

DO NOT POST CRACKY PICS IN THIS THREAD

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No.6325 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 04:06] [Report] 1614416790817.jpg (431454 B, 1507x1992) [YIS] [GIS] []
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No.6413 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 13:53] [Report] 1614711206404.jpg (1187333 B, 2448x2399) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Depressing Fridge Poems + Cracky-chan = Depressing Fridge Cracky

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No.6459 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 18:17] [Report] []

Cracky-chan is gone and STOP GASLIGHTING ME

No.6460 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 18:20] [Report] []

Cracky-chan is gone and I'm 100% nigger
Cracky-chan is gone and I'm 200% nigger
Cracky-chan is gone and why do police hate niggers?
Cracky-chan is gone and they hate us because our dicks is bigger.
Cracky-chan is gone and why you call yourself a nigger?
Cracky-chan is gone because I'm a motherfucking nigger
Cracky-chan is gone and why you drink so much beer?
Cracky-chan is gone and I don't drink beer I drink malt liquor

No.6461 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 18:26] [Report] []

Cracky-chan is gone and I am a vampire and

No.6462 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 18:42] [Report] []

Cracky-chan is gone and I'm crying like a baby


No.6207 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 18:23] [Report] 1614122635298.jpg (56947 B, 640x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Sexual Experiments Lain

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No.6326 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 10:19] [Report] 1614439146469.jpg (41885 B, 633x304) [YIS] [GIS] []
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PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS ALWAYS

No.6331 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 12:39] [Report] []

>>6326
Can you even get hard anymore? (what with your age and all...)

No.6332 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 13:43] [Report] []

not me but i had the biggest morning wood early this morning a couple times i woke up with morning wood like did it ever go down lol?

No.6403 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 02:35] [Report] []

>>6319
You mean even to pictures of cracky? Isn't that a thought crime?


No.6274 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 13:18] [Report] 1614277134168.webm (1572601 B, 854x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB5hRb49UgA

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No.6393 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 21:37] [Report] 1614566255535.jpg (62915 B, 770x357) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

No.6395 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 17:17] [Report] []

>>6393
What if Olivia had been born in 2005?

No.6396 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 17:25] [Report] []

>>6395 any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

No.6402 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 21:21] [Report] []

Bozo did the dub. It's Bozo not "some guy"


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Cracky will never own this airship

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No.6273 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 13:13] [Report] []

Jefferson Starplane

No.6330 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 12:15] [Report] []

the cracky bomb

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this is her boat

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Reference

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No.6335 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 16:46] [Report] 1614462363881.jpg (174634 B, 932x900) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Olympus + among = Amogus

No.6336 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 17:01] [Report] []

>>6335 Please don't post St*n*t*ss comics. He is a bad racist man.

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No.6394 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 15:50] [Report] []

>>6334
they're made out of meat


No.2446 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-13 06:27] [Report] 1594636036605.jpg (64000 B, 780x520) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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everyone is always talking about how cute cracky used to be, but nobody ever expressed much interest at all in her family's enormous wealth.
am i the only one who fapped to fantasies of marrying cracky and inheriting part of the rothschild fortune?

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No.6235 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 13:28] [Report] []

>>6197
what if she was your mum?

No.6315 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 20:32] [Report] []

I would break both of my arms on purpose.

No.6381 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 11:38] [Report] 1614530291985.jpg (156223 B, 680x959) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Here's something that'll blow your mind

Bernie Sanders (male Jew) married Mary Jane O'Meara (female Catholic)

That's the same configuration as Olivia's parents

Do you really think that's a coinkydink?

No.6391 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 21:35] [Report] []

this is not a coinkydink because nothing is ever a coinkydink


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STAGES OF ENLIGHTENMENT:

Stage 1: "I want to rape Cracky."

Stage 2: "I want to have consensual sex with Cracky."

Stage 3: "I want to hug Cracky with no direct skin-to-skin contact because I am no longer a degenerate coomer."

Stage 4: "I want to wave at Cracky from at least 10 meters away because I am even less of a degenerate coomer than before."

That's as far as I've reached. Is there a higher level of enlightenment? What is stage 5?

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No.6383 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 12:16] [Report] []

I have no chance with Cracky.
Cracky will never love me.
I will still keep loving Cracky.

No.6384 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 16:28] [Report] []

one chance at sex and i told her, "no i can't do this because i love cracky"
now i'm forever alone but i still love cracky

No.6386 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 17:30] [Report] []

>>6384 you did the right thing

women will try to steal your seed

they'll try to drain your life energy to maintain their youth

DON'T LET THEM

No.6389 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 21:33] [Report] []

If you kill the woman who took your virginity do you get your virginity back?


No.1683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2019-12-30 15:52] [Report] 1577739124204.jpg (17369 B, 400x270) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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No.5926 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-16 16:12] [Report] []

Cracky likes wieners

She literally can't stop thinking about wangs

When she's asleep she dreams of dongs

She looks at photos of d*cks online and her highest ambition is to someday see one IRL

No.6387 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 20:47] [Report] []

>>3201

>I don't read your posts

why not? is good thread

I read all their posts

No.6388 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 20:48] [Report] []

>>5926
i'd believe it


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There is such a thing that does not fit with me and how it is time to sell but time to start but time to get started can vary depending on but do you remember from the year of the Eurovision in the box you have to? It's one of my best friends and family after two weeks of sales and one of my favorite things in the kitchen about selling soon and for some reason it's not much better. And not using the map. Using brand new technology, I tear up the natural side of the sun's beam.

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No.6225 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 05:28] [Report] []

do you ever think, "wow im' in some retards nightmare"

No.6226 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 05:45] [Report] []

>>6225
except it isn't a nightmare it's his dream but your nightmare

No.6380 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 09:49] [Report] []

I have black teeth. Je! Is it safe to net every 30 minutes? I finally fooled the members of the white teeth. How much did you eat after eating? Je! Can a doctor answer a blood test? It was 95% - whatever you want to do. I had a cardiac crisis. The pressure on the cow can change. Vomiting reflex is triggered every time.

No.6385 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 17:10] [Report] []

My teeth are black like the hole in my heart


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Are you surprised? It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who could draw. I'm a draw now too.

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No.6120 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 16:24] [Report] []

this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDVnnQrvlc

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No.6125 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 21:23] [Report] []

>>6124
her mum and dad thought this would be a good idea

No.6316 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 20:33] [Report] []

168 hours


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Red hair, pale skin, bare feet, round ass

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No.6238 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 14:32] [Report] []

There's no shit on the streets of California except for designated shitting streets.

No.6283 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 19:25] [Report] []

This has nothing to do with Cracky, so far as I can tell. Why did you post it?

No.6308 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 19:42] [Report] []

big ol' cracky booty gimme the cracky booty ohh yeah yeah oh oh oh oh
cracky booty give me the booty cracky booty oh oh oh yeah

No.6311 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 20:28] [Report] 1614389334050.png (142268 B, 1164x1428) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6308 hmmm


No.6018 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 18:43] [Report] 1613691786841.png (23307 B, 708x452) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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it's been a long time

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No.6097 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 03:06] [Report] 1613894777927.png (29030 B, 515x519) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6063

  1. I didn't know what "wank" was, and no, I don't masturbate watching my own drawings
  2. Do whatever you want as long as you don't fucking tell me what you do cus I don't need to know
  3. I don't know, I learned by myself and I ain't good at it.
No.6102 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 09:43] [Report] []

draw her a bath

No.6266 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 09:06] [Report] []

draw her doing that thing where you're about to go to sleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling

No.6267 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 09:16] [Report] []

LOVE my Cracky
got love for my Cracky


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