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cracky cracky cracky
2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)
Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress
OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php
Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.
God, where to even begin?
I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.
The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.
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with the same poop yesvery important that it's the same poop
2021 DAY 335 (2020 DAY 701)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Congratulations to whoever got the 10KGET
it is now December
did you CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY?
I'm not sure if I did it right or not. When I woke up I started to whisper something before I suddenly realized it was time to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY so I stopped myself from whispering and did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
but did I stop myself in time? what if a bit of a whisper escaped?
C r a c k y C r a c k y C r a c k y. . .
it's the first of the month so,
C r a c k y C r a c k y C r a c k y
Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
>when Cracky threatens to kill me
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jojo
the Skyqueen's reaction when I tell her I need a place to pee
ohSHITisTHATamotherFUCKIN
JOJO
refrance?
It's a mutha funkin' Cracky refrance
ATTENTION CIA
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>>9967what a shithole
I like this place better
>>10001very cool
ITT people who aren't her but look a bit like her
DO NOT POST CRACKY PICS IN THIS THREAD
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>>10004
10KGET
this GET belongs to CRACKY-CHAN the QUEEN of the SKY now and FOREVER
ALL YOUR GET ARE BELONG TO HER
(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzZ8Y4Cs8A)
Happy new crack
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what does one wear for a party that's also a crime
Cracky I know you're thereplease pick up the phoneare you okay
IT'S NOT FUNNYIT'S NOT FAIRHOW CAN I ATONEARE WE OKAY
cracky and someone
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creme fraiche
who is Ocean Prince and why is a prince wearing a skirt?
>>9911 Princes can wear whatever they want
the existence of Sky Queen and Ocean Prince implies the existence of Dirt Duke
Faux everywhere
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and it just goes on and on and on and on and on
sage
FAUXGIVING!
sagegiving
>mfw Cracky-chan is gone and my life withers
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when someone says they don't love Cracky
I love Cracky more than anything
hey Mr. nigger-fucker fuckity-fuckI like-a the way that you fuckity-fuckwith my ass
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQzkAe-J-yY
https://cracky-chan.com/
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>>9440THEY KNOWSHUT IT D- Awww fuck it.
https://photobuckets.kamistik.com/pheelie/https://photobuckets.kamistik.com/pheelie/known-files.txt
HELP
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP
https://ipv6.cracky-chan.com/files/wayback-stuff/
they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand
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What is the question?
What is the answer?
where did she come fromwhere did she gowhere did she come fromCracky-eyed Joe
It's the Crazy Cracky
FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COMYOUR FREE CREDIT REPORT'S WAITING FOR YOU
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXpV77yqtuY
Dear pic related,
You blocked me? YOU blocked ME? Is this opposite day? Is this crazy town? I'm the nice one; if anything, it should have been me blocking you. I'm actually offended by your appalling lack of etiquette!
I was legitimately trying to have a good-faith conversation with you despite you being a super creepy weirdo.
Even though we're clearly not going to be friends, I at least wanted to try to understand you on some level. Find common ground, you know? I was never going to provide what you were asking for (and seriously, what the fuck, how dare you), but we could have at least talked if you could have just pretended to be a normal human for a few minutes.
I suppose everything that was said about you was correct.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
I am not sure what this was about, but it sounds epic.
https://youtu.be/LoKHzFezBFA
https://youtu.be/35jydj2WKbM
https://youtu.be/7pU5fq0oETI
I saw Cracky at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
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There is no Cow Level
>>9871 explain this then sh!tl*rd
>>9870 that's fake, this is the real chart
>>9874OKay Cracky made this one I can tell
I love Cracky THIS much
(it's a metaphor not an actual photo of me and Cracky)
can someone shoop young Cracky's face into the pic?
>>9865sus
only bakas say sus
fap to this;https://youtu.be/j5RuCEhHcG4
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She's so cute and sweet here
Jingle bells, Batman smellsRobin laid an eggThe Batmobile lost its wheelsand The Joker got away~
this is not a photograph
can someone please add Cracky-chan to this?
>>9844Add Cracky to the constitution?
Who would win in a fight, olivio or aivia? Which one is more powerful?
polygamy is illegal
aivia has more cushion for the pushin
olivilo has them child bearing hips
>>9524Aivia got those shang ring claws
It's a dangerous night tonight is the night it's the night of my life I want a dangerous night
>>9570You want some fucking AIDS? 'Cause that's how you get the muthafukkin' AIDS.
Cracky has no good car ideas
hey my old stomping grounds
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