THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

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2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)

Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress

OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php

Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.

God, where to even begin?

I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.

The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.

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this is an incredibly subtle meme

you might not be sophisticated enough to understand it

and that's okay

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Did Cracky stop using imageboards before she turned 23?

For reference, she turned 23 on October 12, 2012.

Was her last day on 4chan October 11th 2012?

Boxxy is the queen of /B/, not this one.

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This is said to be Cracky's father.

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ITT people who aren't her but look a bit like her

DO NOT POST CRACKY PICS IN THIS THREAD

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Depressing Fridge Poems + Cracky-chan = Depressing Fridge Cracky

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Sexual Experiments Lain

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB5hRb49UgA

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Cracky will never own this airship

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Reference

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everyone is always talking about how cute cracky used to be, but nobody ever expressed much interest at all in her family's enormous wealth.
am i the only one who fapped to fantasies of marrying cracky and inheriting part of the rothschild fortune?

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STAGES OF ENLIGHTENMENT:

Stage 1: "I want to rape Cracky."

Stage 2: "I want to have consensual sex with Cracky."

Stage 3: "I want to hug Cracky with no direct skin-to-skin contact because I am no longer a degenerate coomer."

Stage 4: "I want to wave at Cracky from at least 10 meters away because I am even less of a degenerate coomer than before."

That's as far as I've reached. Is there a higher level of enlightenment? What is stage 5?

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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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There is such a thing that does not fit with me and how it is time to sell but time to start but time to get started can vary depending on but do you remember from the year of the Eurovision in the box you have to? It's one of my best friends and family after two weeks of sales and one of my favorite things in the kitchen about selling soon and for some reason it's not much better. And not using the map. Using brand new technology, I tear up the natural side of the sun's beam.

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Are you surprised? It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who could draw. I'm a draw now too.

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Red hair, pale skin, bare feet, round ass

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it's been a long time

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