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No.5189 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-01 10:43] [Report] 1609515792262.png (1598299 B, 799x1223) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Happy new crack


No.1683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2019-12-30 15:52] [Report] 1577739124204.jpg (17369 B, 400x270) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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No.5186 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2020-12-31 16:00] [Report] 1609448441222.jpg (15522 B, 307x409) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Maybe it's good that I'm feeling despair on the last day of the year.

Maybe I should immerse myself in despair and get it all out of the way.

Overdose on despair and burn out the receptors.

Go into 2021 clean and happy.

Catharsis. A new start.

For the rest of the day I will intentionally experience as much despair as I possibly can.

No.5187 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-31 16:00] [Report] []

buck ging gor ching si fu

No.5188 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-31 20:06] [Report] 1609463215080.jpg (55797 B, 465x908) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5185
make a new thread


No.5134 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-21 22:04] [Report] 1608606295458.jpg (168727 B, 1280x698) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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STAGES OF ENLIGHTENMENT:

Stage 1: "I want to rape Cracky."

Stage 2: "I want to have consensual sex with Cracky."

Stage 3: "I want to hug Cracky with no direct skin-to-skin contact because I am no longer a degenerate coomer."

Stage 4: "I want to wave at Cracky from at least 10 meters away because I am even less of a degenerate coomer than before."

That's as far as I've reached. Is there a higher level of enlightenment? What is stage 5?

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No.5137 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-21 23:08] [Report] 1608610128448.jpg (62606 B, 620x388) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5136 you already are

No.5138 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-22 13:47] [Report] []

I have the world wide web at my fingertips. I've never felt so alone. You people suck. Fuck this gay Earth and everyone in it.

No.5140 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-22 16:27] [Report] []

>>5134

It's all wrong.

Stage 1: What an odd girl, why is she posting on this stupid websight?

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No.5117 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-18 12:20] [Report] []

>>5099
>>5111
I could see this becoming viral like dabbing or taking a knee

No.5118 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-18 19:57] [Report] []

>>5117
you mean being a patron deity of the internet and catharsis posing with menstrual blood and crow wings? i wish it did....

No.5119 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-19 08:51] [Report] 1608385879077.jpg (52627 B, 443x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5118 well, Kat did it if that counts for anything (it probably doesn't)


No.4512 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-13 19:41] [Report] 1605314473623.png (35992 B, 256x207) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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AITA for not to talk to this girl over her Cracky-chan obsession?

She has a thing for Cracky-chan that ain't normal. Her Facebook is nothing but pictures of her. She posts about how cute and sweet she is. The girl is eighteen. Why is she acting like this? That woman is old enough to be her mamaw. I don't know the last time we talked where she didn't mention Cracky at least one time. Her friends encourage her. No wonder she's like this. I told her about a month ago she needed to calm down. She said she can block me from her post about her. I said I ain't talking to you til you stop acting like a child. She said ok. I told her to delete all the pictures of Cracky and act like a grown up and she said no. She tried to tell me why she's like this but it ain't make no sense. How do a woman you ain't know help you live? That's the most simple minded thing I ever heard. I told her I ain't being friends with no obsessive child and she said ok. She messaged me last week and I didn't respond. She asked today if I was ok and I said yes I am but I ain't talkin to you because you act like a child. My mama said I was being mean to her cause everyone knows that girl is weird. She thinks she has that autism and that's why she's weird. That girl don't think she's a girl. She thinks she ain't got no gender and told me to call her they. You are one person. Am I talking to you and Cracky? My mama said I should leave the girl alone about it and let her live her life. Fine she can live her life as she pleases but I ain't going be friends with her. I told her this too and she said ok. All she says is ok. Don't she know how to say anything else? She sure does know how to use words when she talks about HER. I messaged her this morning and said I was close to stopping our friendship. She said I don't have to like what she likes but if I was going to be a baby about it she didn't want to be friends with me. I ain't being no baby. I want this girl to grow the hell up. She removed me as a friend. I told her she was a childish baby that needs to get over this and grow up. One of out friends messaged me and said I was being a jerk. I ain't no jerk! My mama and friend said I need to apologize but ain't going to do that. This girl got something wrong with her and she will remain a child til someone makes her act like a grown woman. Am I the asshole here? I ain't do nothing wrong but tell her to grow up.

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No.4643 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 20:44] [Report] []

this is why i hate discord fags

No.4644 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 21:56] [Report] []

what does Discord have to do with it?

No.5114 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-17 22:17] [Report] []

lmao I feel like you're talking bout me when I was in middle school

No.5115 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-17 22:21] [Report] []

>>5114
you were what then, 15?


No.5112 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-17 16:18] [Report] 1608239921868.jpg (287598 B, 1024x1443) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Do you think Cracky should brand here initials into the private area of select followers? ?

Who should be eligible? Does O.R.E.A.L sound too much like a food or cosmetic brand?

No.5113 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-17 17:24] [Report] []

what is private area


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No.5062 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-12 01:26] [Report] []

I'm putting together a team

No.5080 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-14 15:30] [Report] []

amazing

No.5165 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-27 12:33] [Report] []

this is a sage

No.5166 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-27 12:34] [Report] []

so is this


No.1793 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-29 15:56] [Report] 1580331361284.jpg (109618 B, 900x675) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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If you can't find me cracky can you at least find me a cute chinkfu?

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No.4983 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-04 19:07] [Report] []

imagine the amount of power an BLACK, LGBQT, Rothschild would have

No.4984 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-04 20:06] [Report] []

X * 0 = 0

No.5076 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-14 10:31] [Report] []

>>4983

>Jew
>Black
>LGBTQ
>Rothschild
>Female
>WoW Player

Truly unstoppable

No.5077 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-14 11:05] [Report] []

more like unSTARTable


No.4995 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-06 02:48] [Report] 1607240917417.jpg (101161 B, 800x1080) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Fuuka is catharsis

No.4996 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-06 02:56] [Report] []

Fuuku is sage


No.4978 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-04 14:02] [Report] 1607108561134.jpg (43792 B, 361x473) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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sage-only thread

if you reply to this thread, you MUST sage

we'll gradually bump all the other threads until this thread is at the bottom of the last page of the board

anyone bumping this thread will be killed IRL

also Cracky will be told that you were a homo. She will be told that you lived as a homo and died as a homo.


No.4877 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-27 23:32] [Report] 1606537967806.jpg (249266 B, 2117x1282) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky is catharsis.
Kathy is ... ?

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No.4952 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-03 16:42] [Report] 1607031755914.jpg (65967 B, 640x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I hate to admit it but this is actually kind of hot.

No.4956 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-03 17:08] [Report] []

>>4952 looks like a stumpy dude with long hair you faggot

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dialysis.
nemesis.
neurosis.
cirrhosis.
hypnosis.
lordosis.
diagnosis.
symbiosis.
osteoporosis.
salmonellosis.
metempsychosis.
pulmonary tuberculosis.


No.1150 : Onion [2016-10-02 16:21] [Report] 1475439713638.jpg (45184 B, 540x960) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Hi there! Finally is October, and the Cracky's birthday is too close!
what are you going to do for her b-day?
♥

No.4297 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 10:19] [Report] []

very cute and sweet

No.4953 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-03 16:48] [Report] 1607032109109.jpg (9160 B, 201x251) [YIS] [GIS] []
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same energy


No.4934 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-02 17:48] [Report] 1606949318965.jpg (105215 B, 750x500) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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'sup?

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No.4942 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-02 18:12] [Report] []

emma watson is my spirit animal there are two emma watsons' inside you


No.4727 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 07:57] [Report] 1606049857745.png (820672 B, 475x796) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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SERIOUS THREAD: no jokes / memes / "BBC" shit, please

Is he homosexual (gay)?

Why or why not?

Has anyone checked Grinder or other homocentric services to see if he's on there?

What's the Rothschild position on homosexuality? Has there EVER been a gay Rothschild? If not, why not?

SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY PLEASE.

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No.4872 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-27 13:56] [Report] []

you didn't sage though

you have to do it like this

No.4891 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-28 22:33] [Report] []

>>4869

FYI ear gauges usually smell pretty rancid.

No.4892 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-28 23:11] [Report] []

what if I'm into that

No.4893 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-29 01:03] [Report] []

Went out to smoke weed and stepped in what I presume was dogshit. Needless to say I was so angry. it was dark outside I couldn't even see where anything was. Not to mention it's freezing outside and I had to hose the shit off.
I'd rate stepping in dog shit a 9/10 of things I hate.
I can't ever understand why these people have dogs. Imagine all the time and energy you must spend on one. And money.
Why do so many people have dogs?
If you own a dog please clean up after it because it can't clean for itself.
Going on walks with your dog or playing is a must each and every day.
If you can't follow simple guidelines I don't feel you should be entitled to owning a pet.
Same goes for being a parent and having a child.


No.4417 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-03 01:05] [Report] 1604383540508.png (305825 B, 735x520) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Could you do it?

Could you pull the trigger?

Could you do what must be done?

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No.4862 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-26 20:55] [Report] []

>>4861
is she going to do a hardcore porn?

No.4865 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-26 23:17] [Report] []
>going to
No.4871 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-27 13:32] [Report] []
>going to sage
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this is an incredibly subtle meme

you might not be sophisticated enough to understand it

and that's okay

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No.4825 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-25 13:40] [Report] []

>>4824
dat tummy

No.4826 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-25 13:48] [Report] []

KISSing that tummy and also I try to make out her panty line(if she's wearing panties) and imagine her delicious thighs and smacking her on the bottom

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>>4826

you're getting a bit horny there son

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No.4515 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-14 06:35] [Report] 1605353749168.jpg (16070 B, 474x474) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Give me my Cracky wife gf

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No.4609 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:37] [Report] []

>>4608
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.4610 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:41] [Report] []

>>4608
SAGE

No.4611 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:54] [Report] []

Love, I keep hearing about it.

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True beauty is transcendent.

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No.4315 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 21:24] [Report] []

>>4307
shit taste, blacky is adorable

No.4316 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-28 05:50] [Report] []

yes / yes / no / no

No.4799 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:51] [Report] []

>>4473
If they're as cute as Cracky? Yes


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