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No.470 : Anonymous Stalker [09/02/23(Mon)09:43] [Report] 1235400218406.jpg (53128 B, 487x436) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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New....

No.569 : Anonymous Stalker [09/09/08(Tue)21:42] [Report] []

>>568 i was going to post this...

No.2233 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 00:42] [Report] []

this is so hot and sexy


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No.559 : asstomouth [09/08/26(Wed)23:02] [Report] []

get naked

No.2229 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-14 11:41] [Report] []

chansluts > crackwhores > cracky

No.2230 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-14 13:10] [Report] []

2008 was a long time ago

No.2231 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-14 13:21] [Report] []

>>2230
It really was but 2008-2020 is all the same shit to me.


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i saved this

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No.2213 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 13:41] [Report] []

>>2212
What do you wanna do?

No.2214 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 16:08] [Report] []

I'm already doing what I want to do.

If you're not already doing what you want to do, you should start immediately.

No.2215 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 22:00] [Report] []

>>2214
I'm already doing what I wanna do too

No.2216 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 23:09] [Report] 1591931353129.png (55128 B, 1600x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Seems like all is right with the world, then.


No.2197 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-10 08:37] [Report] 1591792622814.png (4037 B, 400x300) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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She moans softly. You can't help but feel happy for just a moment. Cracky-chan is so fucking cute and sweet.

>hug Cracky tightly

You embrace Cracky-chan and hold on to her. You don't want to let go. This is the most wonderful feeling ever.

>squeeze Cracky harder

You squeeze Olivia even more tightly. You feel like you're going to explode form happiness. You feel like this is the happiest day of your life.

>hug Cracky as hard as you can.

You hug Livvie as hard as you can, You're so happy you can barely breathe. You can't stop smiling. You feel like you're going to pass out from happiness.

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No.2202 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-10 20:37] [Report] []

I'm glad Jeff isn't around anymore because he'd be all over that corpse.

No.2203 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-10 21:40] [Report] []

I think she's sweet and cute

No.2204 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-10 21:54] [Report] []

>>2203 >>2201

PROVE IT

No.2207 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 03:32] [Report] []

>>2203 hey you've been reading "that"


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No.2186 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-09 03:40] [Report] []

She can be my queen any day

No.2190 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-09 08:28] [Report] []

Moar liek "EVARY" day


No.2150 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299195883.jpg (186354 B, 1200x793) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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During one of your many travels, you meet a genie who presents you with two seemingly identical Crackybells.
He goes on to explain that the bells are enchanted and each one of them has a different effect.

- If you ring the bell on the left, Cracky will appear in front of you BUT she has a 50% chance of trying to force herself on you, stealing your virginity in the process. (You are well aware that losing your virginity entails losing all your magical powers that you have spent decades to perfect)

  • If you ring the bell on the right, you will be transported to the Crackyfennec dimension and spend the rest of your life living with them. Over time, you'll adopt their customs and start eating roadkill and menthol cigarette butts off the ground to survive.

Take your pick and make sure you don't end up regretting it.

No.2151 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299229988.jpg (36198 B, 195x257) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Pictured for reference: a Crackyfennec.

No.2152 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:51] [Report] 1591300288237.jpg (128132 B, 736x1191) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Ah, another deceptive choice. It was never stated that ringing EITHER of the bells is mandatory, or, for that matter, that ringing both bells is not allowed. Furthermore, it was not forbidden to very carefully take possession of a bell without allowing it to ring, such that it can be sold later. Nor was it stated that the bells are single-use.

This scenario is HIGHLY munchkinable, but I'll just leave you with an ancient proverb that feels apropos:

"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will."
~The Epic of Gilgamesh by anonymous Mesopotamian author, c. 1800 BC, translated from Sumerian to English by Elon Musk

No.2159 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-05 04:47] [Report] []

>>2150
So, after Cracky steals your virginity she leaves or...?


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mAKe my Girlfriend less of a b*tch

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No.2113 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-29 16:06] [Report] []

>>2112
You can be anywhere you want to be. The only chains constricting you are the chains you put on your own heart.

No.2144 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-03 15:28] [Report] 1591212535753.jpg (1463600 B, 3264x2283) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1994 You can have mine. I put it on top of a printout of your post and I'll leave it there for a few hours. Unless you've changed browsers or cleared cookies since then, you should be able to reach through and take it.

No.2146 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-03 21:10] [Report] []

>>2144
Who said crackyfags are all greedy assholes? I appreciate it a lot, thanks.

No.2155 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 20:18] [Report] []

>>2146 I don't know, WHO did say that? Did anyone actually say that? IF anyone actually said that, point me in their direction and I will deal with the situation.


No.2098 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-28 00:10] [Report] 1590639002467.jpg (113154 B, 1000x667) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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She lives in eternal Japanese autumn

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No.2132 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-01 18:12] [Report] []

>>2128
hi cracky

No.2133 : #....7Sm6Q. [2020-06-01 21:54] [Report] []

>>2132 I am not Cracky I am #....7Sm6Q.

I like it because the "...." implies an awkward pause.

....like this.

No.2136 : #2MWxqawLgQ [2020-06-02 01:03] [Report] []

I AM THE CRACKY NOW

No.2137 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-02 11:02] [Report] []

It's not tea or tisane at that point, it's flavorwater.


No.2095 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-27 16:12] [Report] 1590610320876.jpg (107008 B, 1080x1346) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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IS IT FUN TO PICK CRACKY'S NOSE?

WHEN ARE THE RARES?

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No.2105 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-28 20:57] [Report] 1590713844517.jpg (28030 B, 384x288) [YIS] [GIS] []
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FUCK I DID IT WRONG

HELP

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

SHE'S DYING I WENT TOO DEEP I THINK I HIT HER BRAIN

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IT'S GOING EVERYWHERE

IT'S COMING OUT HER EYES

THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE

I HEAR THE SIRENS

THIS IS THE END

No.2109 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-29 09:07] [Report] 1590757624404.jpg (70279 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Okay.... okay... situation is stable.

We shoved tampons up her nose to stop most of the bleeding and cleaned most of the blood off her face.

She was still bleeding out her eyes hence the bandages.

I think she has brain damage now. She can no longer speak.

Her clothes were ruined so we had to ditch them.

Before we could clean the blood off her torso, the police busted in and saw a naked white girl covered in blood.

I concocted a brilliant cover story (some black guy did it then ran away) so now the police are combing the neighborhood rounding up blacks.

But I know eventually they'll come back asking for more information. They'll want her to identify the black that attacked her. And then the lie will fall apart.

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No.1190 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-08-14 15:01] [Report] 1565809280511.jpg (222797 B, 960x1280) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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The last corkyboard?

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No.1872 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-29 17:07] [Report] []

>>1868
What happened to Anton from Winnipeg. He was such a likeable character, how could he disappear?

No.1875 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-03-03 13:40] [Report] 1583260853676.png (27089 B, 990x990) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I wouldn't be so crass as to say something like "WB did nothing wrong"

but

No.1896 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-03-16 21:17] [Report] 1584407871851.jpg (225966 B, 629x2099) [YIS] [GIS] []
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so is this a camel thread or something

is that a thing that's happening

in 2020

No.2092 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-26 16:26] [Report] 1590524772347.jpg (41100 B, 512x346) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1868

>he was physically abusive to her

pic


No.2074 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-21 23:52] [Report] 1590119549976.jpg (247289 B, 1300x1065) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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The Cracky phenomenon (not just Olivia) is quintessentially british. You can find bits and pieces of Cracky dispersed throughout the UK's countryside and back alleys, but not much else in other areas of the world. Discuss

No.2077 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-22 12:09] [Report] []
>bits and pieces of Cracky dispersed throughout the UK's countryside and back alleys

not cool dude

too soon

shame on you

No.2086 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-24 18:48] [Report] []

Cracky is just a psyop

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rare

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No.2048 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-18 18:12] [Report] []

>>2046
If being being coy and mysterious was your intention I'm sorry it feels more like a game and I haven't got any patience left in me.

No.2049 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-19 11:50] [Report] []

>>2047 lol

No.2058 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-20 22:55] [Report] []

>>2047 it's funny because it's true


No.1721 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:20] [Report] 1578356423732.jpg (46039 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky-chan is so cute and sweet. Who knows what she's doing with her life right now? I really wish I could stalk her.

No.1734 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-10 07:06] [Report] []

You better not. Stalking is neither cute nor sweet.

No.1985 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-05 01:15] [Report] []

I really hope they can finally find the body of this poor girl and we can all have some closure.
She's in our prayers.

No.1986 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-05 10:13] [Report] []

>>1985

Hyyyyyyyyie! Yikes, gay! cringing


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Knock knock knock
Knock knock knock
I want to knock on Cracky's glass

No.1931 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-04-07 14:14] [Report] []

>>1929
Yes Haha!


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holy frigatti pens, just trade crosby already

it's like they say, sports hernias end careers, but not only in hardcore porn

No.1862 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-24 19:43] [Report] 1582591394763.jpg (77600 B, 495x502) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Enjoy another round of Sherry, my friend.


No.1827 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 20:40] [Report] 1581126022580.jpg (200088 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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SCENARIO: Cracky breaks into your home and says she needs to consume your "seed" (a.k.a. semen) to use as fuel to power her return trip to her home dimension. However, you know that if she takes your virginity you will be weak and powerless for the rest of your life. As a workaround, you offer to extract the seed yourself and then give it to her, but she says she has to do it herself in order to attain the power she needs.

You fear that if you refuse her, she may overpower you and take what she wants by force.

How would you handle this situation?

Several options:

  1. Surrender yourself, your seed, your virginity, your power.
  2. Refuse her and if she attacks, attempt to defeat her in combat
  3. Try to flee
  4. Preemptively attack her, utilizing the element of surprise to improve your chance of victory

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No.1833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-08 19:28] [Report] []

test message

No.1835 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-09 10:14] [Report] []

is this board borked now?

No.1840 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-10 06:46] [Report] []

>>1828
into Cracky

No.1847 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-14 18:29] [Report] []

>>1840

Would it be an option to put it into an unusual place?


No.1818 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 12:16] [Report] 1581095814373.jpg (70082 B, 640x736) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is there a new discord? What happened to the old one?

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No.1820 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 13:45] [Report] []

it's still there? Check ywot for address.

No.1824 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 19:14] [Report] []

Cracky absolutely despises discord

No.1825 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 19:16] [Report] []

>>1820 cords?

No.1829 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-08 17:55] [Report] []

>>1825
d.gg/s2cnhxS


No.1755 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 16:56] [Report] 1579125387870.jpg (585889 B, 1290x860) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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It's been a while, what have you lovely crackyfriends been listening to this past year?

Pic related, Icelandic post-punk/darkwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGpTerwcXB4

No.1756 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 17:38] [Report] []

they look kind of like Homestuck cosplayers but if that's what you're in to then more power to you

I've been listening to "Cracky Birthday Part 2" (2010) by our own Jeff the Chef because it blows the 2009 birthday song out of the water. Also I masturbate to the video sometimes.

No.1763 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-17 15:29] [Report] 1579292944736.jpg (76916 B, 960x636) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1756
They do look suspiciously like Homestuck cosplayers, don't they?

No.1766 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-19 02:42] [Report] []

>>1763

Home many of these are female?

No.1768 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-19 10:10] [Report] []

>>1766
It's wrong to assume, you need to check the pronouns section of their Twitter bios.


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