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No.947 : Anonymous [11/01/08(Sat)05:55] [Report] 1294484156224.jpg (94938 B, 543x428) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky???

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No.2205 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 01:20] [Report] []

Whicht sex position is most associated(for lack of a better term) with the Cracky-verse?

No.2206 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 03:31] [Report] 1591860714534.jpg (40603 B, 750x755) [YIS] [GIS] []
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none

No.2331 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-29 00:54] [Report] 1593406448573.jpg (34363 B, 759x466) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2332 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-29 05:04] [Report] []

>>2331

>saving a screenshot as JPEG

absolutely vile


No.2043 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-18 00:22] [Report] 1589775724682.png (13118 B, 1000x1000) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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"devoiden"

This thread is a fishing expedition. This thread is a shot in the dark. This thread is an attempt to make an insane world make sense. This thread is an experiment. This thread is probably a bad idea.

What is "devoiden" in the context of the crackyverse?

What does it mean to the person reading this message?

Does it mean nothing?

Is it a person? Is it a concept? Is it an organization? Is it a password? A magic word?

If you post the word "devoiden" on chansluts, will anything happen? This is an experiment to find out.

Comment too long. Click here for full text.

No.2057 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-20 22:35] [Report] []

maybe the word lost its power years ago

No.2293 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-22 02:24] [Report] []

UPDATE:

I have confirmed some of my suspicions about the role "devoiden" played in the grand scheme of things but I won't post such things here. Some light has been shed but mysteries remain.

I am also looking for a man with one arm. I have reason to believe that the one-armed man has information regarding "devoiden". I don't believe that the one-armed man IS "devoiden", although I can't rule out the possibility.

Please report any sightings of one-armed men. Please report zero-armed men as well, as something could in theory have happened to the other arm in the intervening years.

No.2294 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-22 03:34] [Report] 1592811264763.gif (6965244 B, 300x200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Actually.... I think the one-armed man and "devoiden" are the same person after all.

No.2295 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-22 04:02] [Report] []

Mystery has been solved, more or less. Please disregard.


No.688 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/06(Sun)04:12] [Report] 1260101532296.jpg (267488 B, 1167x877) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky was an anorexic bitch

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No.695 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/11(Fri)12:18] [Report] []

She actually has quite a bit of females curves by now. She just never took picture of her standing upright, especially none you ever saw.

No.698 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/11(Fri)20:13] [Report] []

>>693

If I had any I would. I only have one Cracky picture anyway so I can't even post uncommon or less often seen pics ;_;

No.705 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/18(Fri)04:18] [Report] []

>>695 Ummm i just wanted to take this timeout of my busy day to say umm its been like a week and it seems noblody cares about crackys curves. or inother words post some fickin cracky!!!! maybe some lolli as long as lolli aint pourposly showin off her curves... nobody but preteens want to drool over some lolli curves. Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky

No.2239 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 08:10] [Report] []

HERETIC


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i saved this

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No.2213 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 13:41] [Report] []

>>2212
What do you wanna do?

No.2214 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 16:08] [Report] []

I'm already doing what I want to do.

If you're not already doing what you want to do, you should start immediately.

No.2215 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 22:00] [Report] []

>>2214
I'm already doing what I wanna do too

No.2216 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 23:09] [Report] 1591931353129.png (55128 B, 1600x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Seems like all is right with the world, then.


No.1989 : Anonymous Stalker 222 [2020-05-06 02:28] [Report] 1588746510528.gif (1642951 B, 448x336) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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mAKe my Girlfriend less of a b*tch

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No.2113 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-29 16:06] [Report] []

>>2112
You can be anywhere you want to be. The only chains constricting you are the chains you put on your own heart.

No.2144 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-03 15:28] [Report] 1591212535753.jpg (1463600 B, 3264x2283) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1994 You can have mine. I put it on top of a printout of your post and I'll leave it there for a few hours. Unless you've changed browsers or cleared cookies since then, you should be able to reach through and take it.

No.2146 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-03 21:10] [Report] []

>>2144
Who said crackyfags are all greedy assholes? I appreciate it a lot, thanks.

No.2155 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 20:18] [Report] []

>>2146 I don't know, WHO did say that? Did anyone actually say that? IF anyone actually said that, point me in their direction and I will deal with the situation.


No.2098 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-28 00:10] [Report] 1590639002467.jpg (113154 B, 1000x667) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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She lives in eternal Japanese autumn

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No.2132 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-01 18:12] [Report] []

>>2128
hi cracky

No.2133 : #....7Sm6Q. [2020-06-01 21:54] [Report] []

>>2132 I am not Cracky I am #....7Sm6Q.

I like it because the "...." implies an awkward pause.

....like this.

No.2136 : #2MWxqawLgQ [2020-06-02 01:03] [Report] []

I AM THE CRACKY NOW

No.2137 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-02 11:02] [Report] []

It's not tea or tisane at that point, it's flavorwater.


No.2074 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-21 23:52] [Report] 1590119549976.jpg (247289 B, 1300x1065) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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The Cracky phenomenon (not just Olivia) is quintessentially british. You can find bits and pieces of Cracky dispersed throughout the UK's countryside and back alleys, but not much else in other areas of the world. Discuss

No.2077 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-22 12:09] [Report] []
>bits and pieces of Cracky dispersed throughout the UK's countryside and back alleys

not cool dude

too soon

shame on you

No.2086 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-24 18:48] [Report] []

Cracky is just a psyop

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No.1929 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-04-06 07:28] [Report] 1586172493210.webm (2232113 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Knock knock knock
Knock knock knock
I want to knock on Cracky's glass

No.1931 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-04-07 14:14] [Report] []

>>1929
Yes Haha!


No.1818 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 12:16] [Report] 1581095814373.jpg (70082 B, 640x736) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is there a new discord? What happened to the old one?

No.1819 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 12:58] [Report] []

you have to be more specific than that
cracky would have used irc, btw
irc.lurkmore.com

No.1820 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 13:45] [Report] []

it's still there? Check ywot for address.

No.1824 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 19:14] [Report] []

Cracky absolutely despises discord

No.1825 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 19:16] [Report] []

>>1820 cords?


No.1755 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 16:56] [Report] 1579125387870.jpg (585889 B, 1290x860) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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It's been a while, what have you lovely crackyfriends been listening to this past year?

Pic related, Icelandic post-punk/darkwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGpTerwcXB4

No.1756 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 17:38] [Report] []

they look kind of like Homestuck cosplayers but if that's what you're in to then more power to you

I've been listening to "Cracky Birthday Part 2" (2010) by our own Jeff the Chef because it blows the 2009 birthday song out of the water. Also I masturbate to the video sometimes.

No.1763 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-17 15:29] [Report] 1579292944736.jpg (76916 B, 960x636) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1756
They do look suspiciously like Homestuck cosplayers, don't they?

No.1766 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-19 02:42] [Report] []

>>1763

Home many of these are female?

No.1768 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-19 10:10] [Report] []

>>1766
It's wrong to assume, you need to check the pronouns section of their Twitter bios.


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.

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No.1653 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-13 14:00] [Report] 1576263653809.png (754164 B, 641x1111) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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blessed crossroads

No.1654 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-13 16:52] [Report] []

steal sign or you're a homo

No.1656 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-14 19:43] [Report] []

>>1654
That's obviously not going to happen because it would be illegal and highly immoral. But speaking purely hypothetically, how are street signs normally attached? Just with screws? Phillips or flathead? What size?

No.1754 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 14:53] [Report] 1579118007592.png (74572 B, 1920x1269) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Olivia Ln? More like Olivia Lm, am I right guys?


No.1685 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-31 03:38] [Report] 1577781489510.jpg (122191 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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shuts up, clocks in, loads out and eliminates all the under-30 players with her elf friend

No.1686 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-31 13:21] [Report] []

>>1685

Looks like Elon Musks girlfriend, long before they became friends, and Hana(?).

No.1751 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 11:05] [Report] []

>>1686
is unable to say that H-chan is the real MVP when it comes to all of this


No.1743 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-12 18:22] [Report] 1578871373176.gif (26353 B, 679x221) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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mysterious things going on?

No.1744 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-12 18:55] [Report] []

There was a fake Cracky on /r9k/ in December but it was an incredibly poor impersonation attempt, they didn't even know anything about her beyond what's on ED & knowyourmeme.


No.1687 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-31 20:23] [Report] 1577841836623.jpg (181106 B, 444x612) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I found out about Cracky and joined the "community" around 2013.
Post your remarks and observations relating to this here.

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No.1694 : #BOUNCEMEjw [2020-01-01 00:14] [Report] []

I love you. What can I do to help you? What do you need? What do you want? Which of these questions is most important to you?

No.1696 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-01 05:46] [Report] []

OP, I wish you could have been there during the golden age. We could have been great enemies & doxed each other & threatened to kill each other & it would have been great fun for all involved. But I just don't have the stomach for it anymore. I'm tired.

No.1699 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-01 18:44] [Report] []

>>1694
I love you too anon.

No.1736 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-10 10:51] [Report] 1578671484604.png (296097 B, 473x405) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Henlo fellow youth, what are the haps my sexy friend, have you been dabbing on any big yeets lately? L8r brodude and/or brodudette.


No.1726 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 09:28] [Report] 1578407328165.jpg (155218 B, 1048x409) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Olivia looks so small here, how tall was she exactly?

No.1727 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 11:06] [Report] []

"Was"? Do you think she's taller or shorter now?

No.1728 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 14:41] [Report] []

Slightly taller than the lower section of the wall but a fair bit shorter than the higher section of the wall.

No.1732 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-09 20:19] [Report] []

So could anyone please measure the height of this wall? It's in Bulwarks Lane in Oxford.

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/17194159.robber-punches-mans-face-bulwarks-lane-oxford/


No.1648 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-07 19:59] [Report] 1575766796235.jpg (211999 B, 1043x1304) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Look at my Cracky.


No.1165 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-05-02 18:53] [Report] 1493765597284.png (405305 B, 334x445) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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.71 is back dudes

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No.1643 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-24 10:23] [Report] []

>>1200
cracky rares in 2019? I'd never had thought

No.1644 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-24 13:50] [Report] 1574621424647.jpg (662785 B, 1242x1465) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Rares are boring. She's not even Cracky anymore. Cracky is an idea. That idea lives on inside all of us. We are all Cracky.

Make memes instead. There are an infinite number of rare memes that haven't been posted yet because we're not creating them.

Think this meme sucks? Make a better one.

No.1645 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-24 17:30] [Report] []

>>1644
you have the memes, i'll have the rares

No.1646 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-25 17:20] [Report] []

>>1644
if you really value rare memes it's foolish to just post them for everybody to see.

when I make a meme I assign it a quality rating. 5-star memes are never shared even with a single person, I'm the only one who's ever allowed to see them. 4-star memes are only shared with a single person each, so if the meme leaks I can blacklist the person from getting any more memes (even if they claim they were "hacked"). 3-star memes are sent to up to 5 people but with a different hidden watermark for each person so if it leaks I can identify and blacklist the leaker. 2-star memes are usually used in meme trade agreements so not watermarked as the person I trade them to can do whatever they want with them. and if I fuck up & make a 1-star meme, I either delete it, improve it to at least 2-star status, or send it ironically to someone I secretly hate.

know the value of your memes


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