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No.1045 : Anonymous Stalker [12/06/17(Sun)13:21] [Report] 1339953687719.png (363398 B, 518x641) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky turns 23 this year.

She may enjoy life to her fullest.
She may be an employed professional.
She may be someones wife.
She may be a loving mother.

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No.4499 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 19:34] [Report] []

>>4492

>there was a party on Discord

Oh, i wouldn't know anything about that,.
This thread is 8 years old though.

No.4500 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 20:15] [Report] []

So you're saying the thread may be starting puberty in a few years?

No.4514 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-14 01:08] [Report] []

idk.
Normally, threads don't live as long as humans, so i'd guess they go into puberty earlier, right?
I reckon this thread's probably reached old age by the same logic.
May-be this is a different species from the threads i'm used to though,
and everything i said is invalid."\/(._.)\/"

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I'm not sure if anyone ever looks at it but apparently Chansluts has a front page.

I wonder if non-Cracky people ever see this shit & wonder what the fuck is even happening in crackyland.

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No.16122 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-18 14:09] [Report] 1663524558809.jpg (15001 B, 500x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>16120
say sike right now
I nutted to this in 2009

No.16123 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-18 14:26] [Report] []

Sike! xD

No.16133 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-19 05:29] [Report] []

>>16120
That ain’t her brother, you stupid coontail nightfighter! β€˜That’s MY HOLE, and you best get the dirt out of it right now! Doubletime!

No.16134 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-19 06:26] [Report] []

>>16133
smack ur bitch up


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Does Cracky believe in the sinking of the Moscow?

No.16127 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-18 17:34] [Report] []
>implying the ocean actually exists

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Imagine this: since you were young, your only ambition has been to own a high-end luxury cabinet.

You scrimp and save, you work yourself to the brink of death, you deprive yourself of every other luxury, all in the name of someday owning the finest cabinet money can buy.

In the rare moments you're not working, you look at cabinets online, dreaming about owning them. One day, you see the most beautiful cabinet you've ever seen: the Wayfair Olivia. You know you must have it. But it's only available for a limited time! Oh no!

You've put quite a bit of money aside but it's not enough. You go into debt. You borrow money from every legitimate lender you can and then borrow from progressively shadier lonesharks until you have enough. You know you'll never be able to pay it back but you don't care. The cabinet must be yours even if it costs you your life.

Eventually, your cabinet arrives. You're trembling and crying in absolute ecstasy. It's perfect. It's absolutely perfect.

But you hear something. Movement inside the cabinet. Nervously, you open the door...

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No.4132 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 16:51] [Report] []

just nail the door shut and move on with life

No.4146 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 17:37] [Report] []

>>4132

that's terrible

she would die

shame on you

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No.16119 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-18 10:59] [Report] []

>>2508
imagine the smell


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confidential message to Cracky

if you're not her, you do not have permission to watch this video

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No.15953 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-13 16:07] [Report] []

So are Christians just retarded or what

No.16103 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-17 17:51] [Report] []

>>15953 yes

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>>15866
I want to get down with the sickness


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My fellows and Cracky (I know you read this board and I love you),
I believe that we have become trapped here, alone, together on our Cracky ghetto. This is a wonderful place certainly, but we should to circulate our love too. We can't be selfish, so ITT we shall gather and in a couple weeks we will go out, en mass, and celebrate our love.

EVERYONE REPORT IN.

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No.4300 : #cuEqWjdlfk [2020-10-27 13:16] [Report] []

is this okay, then?

No.4301 : paulie #cuEqWjdlfk [2020-10-27 13:17] [Report] []

How about this?

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No.16095 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-17 15:06] [Report] []

>>548
this wasn't on 9/11 thank God
I thought she was on one of those murder planes


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new rare

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No.4290 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-26 22:37] [Report] []

>>4288
it's all so tiresome

No.4291 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 09:39] [Report] 1603805988286.jpg (50582 B, 600x881) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4287 you seem to be deliberately bad at getting pussy

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No.4120 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 16:03] [Report] []

turlet

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>>2189

>How can she poop, the toilet is broken?

The same way birds do, from on high, in the sky.

No.16077 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-16 16:41] [Report] []

>>16074 not right now they don't


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I've finally figured it out. She is Roth's child.
That's the entire point.
That was their plan all along.

No.3105 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-11 16:45] [Report] 1599857152307.jpg (243205 B, 750x846) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Except it's not "roth's child" it's "rot schild" ... like this one.

No.3111 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-11 16:50] [Report] []

Old rot tooth??

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>>3111

>No.3111 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-11 16:50]
>2020-09-11
>09-11
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disseminating the plague

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No.4303 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 13:31] [Report] []

>>566 please don't

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It's been 16 years. Why are you still here?

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No.5232 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-10 10:05] [Report] []

The photograph is mirrored left to right, so in a sense, it isn't her.

No.5233 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-10 16:11] [Report] []

>>5232
you know what i mean

No.5238 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-11 12:00] [Report] []

>>5228

If Cracky had a child with /b/, it would be jailbait by now.

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WE RULE YOU
WE FOOL YOU
WE SHOOT AT YOU
WE EAT FOR YOU
KIDDIE FUCKERS

No.16055 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-15 10:36] [Report] []

bow to your KIDDIE FUCKER overlords


No.16036 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-14 11:19] [Report] 1663168746761.png (861867 B, 704x576) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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What do you call this?

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No.16038 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-14 11:36] [Report] []

>>16037

>a lack of Crack

uh if you say so

No.16046 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-14 19:10] [Report] []

CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY

No.16047 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-14 19:25] [Report] []

>>16046 do you have clearance to be using such a powerful spell?

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>>16036

>What do you call this?

Sum Ting Wong
Wei Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

A series of happy accidents like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UpYK0iXRA


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.

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>>3972
its not a boob or an arm it's an elbow

No.16034 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-14 07:35] [Report] []

until she comes out and addresses this publicly i'm not convinced

No.16035 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-14 10:03] [Report] []

ALRIGHT FINE it's her BOB alright?! bloody hell. She has big bobs.


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Would you rather die of cancer or allow Cracky's mom to fill your anus with hot coffee? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/65bddee9

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No.2813 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-28 10:23] [Report] []

I wonder if dipping your balls in coffee would work. Testicle skin is very absorbent.

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the cancer dude that did the coffee thing was gay

he was involved with this guy

which raises the question

is putting coffee in your butt an inherently gay act?

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A CRACKYFAG PRAYER - VERSION 1
(please customize this prayer to conform to your individual needs, goals, and values)

There is no truth outside of Cracky
There is no love outside of Cracky
I admit that I have no value outside of Cracky
I am powerless without Cracky
I am nothing without Cracky
There is nothing without Cracky
I do not exist outside of Cracky
But I am one of Cracky's chosen
I have value because of Cracky
I have power because of Cracky
Life has meaning because of Cracky
I exist within Cracky

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No.3418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 18:49] [Report] []

I'm afraid to talk to her because what if she starts talking back to me?

No.3985 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 18:23] [Report] []

people legit need to pray this prayer

there's so much faithlessness these days

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it's been 21 years since Cracky's family did 9/11

do you think she feels guilty about it?

she was only 11 years old so she probably wasn't personally involved... or was she???

No.15817 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-11 13:21] [Report] []

she's 15 so she wasn't even born on 9/11

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A life of doody on the throne

No.15747 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-09 06:42] [Report] []

>>15746
>>15746
the porceLAIN throne

No.15748 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-09 06:45] [Report] []

>>15746
A life of doody on the porcelain throne /fixed*

No.15795 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-10 16:01] [Report] []

porcelΓ‘nyi throne


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