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No.6130 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 02:58] [Report] 1613980715622.png (878211 B, 576x803) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Boxxy is the queen of /B/, not this one.

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No.6517 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 15:09] [Report] []

Man who lies down with dog gets fleas.

Man who lies down in front of car gets tired.

No.6518 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 16:28] [Report] 1614893323561.jpg (121093 B, 484x387) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6517
What does she get?

No.6519 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 16:41] [Report] []

>>6518
play stupid games win stupid prizes

No.6520 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 17:00] [Report] []

She gets what she fucking deserves.


No.6271 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 12:36] [Report] 1614274593439.jpg (884884 B, 1280x1662) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky will never own this airship

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No.6273 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 13:13] [Report] []

Jefferson Starplane

No.6330 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 12:15] [Report] []

the cracky bomb

No.6400 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 19:54] [Report] 1614646457576.jpg (2057062 B, 2496x1664) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is her boat

No.6401 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 20:27] [Report] 1614648436265.jpg (48860 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.6209 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 18:49] [Report] 1614124152541.jpg (238457 B, 1954x1954) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Reference

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No.6335 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 16:46] [Report] 1614462363881.jpg (174634 B, 932x900) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Olympus + among = Amogus

No.6336 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 17:01] [Report] []

>>6335 Please don't post St*n*t*ss comics. He is a bad racist man.

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No.6394 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 15:50] [Report] []

>>6334
they're made out of meat


No.5134 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-21 22:04] [Report] 1608606295458.jpg (168727 B, 1280x698) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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STAGES OF ENLIGHTENMENT:

Stage 1: "I want to rape Cracky."

Stage 2: "I want to have consensual sex with Cracky."

Stage 3: "I want to hug Cracky with no direct skin-to-skin contact because I am no longer a degenerate coomer."

Stage 4: "I want to wave at Cracky from at least 10 meters away because I am even less of a degenerate coomer than before."

That's as far as I've reached. Is there a higher level of enlightenment? What is stage 5?

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No.6383 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 12:16] [Report] []

I have no chance with Cracky.
Cracky will never love me.
I will still keep loving Cracky.

No.6384 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 16:28] [Report] []

one chance at sex and i told her, "no i can't do this because i love cracky"
now i'm forever alone but i still love cracky

No.6386 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 17:30] [Report] []

>>6384 you did the right thing

women will try to steal your seed

they'll try to drain your life energy to maintain their youth

DON'T LET THEM

No.6389 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 21:33] [Report] []

If you kill the woman who took your virginity do you get your virginity back?


No.1683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2019-12-30 15:52] [Report] 1577739124204.jpg (17369 B, 400x270) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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No.5926 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-16 16:12] [Report] []

Cracky likes wieners

She literally can't stop thinking about wangs

When she's asleep she dreams of dongs

She looks at photos of d*cks online and her highest ambition is to someday see one IRL

No.6387 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 20:47] [Report] []

>>3201

>I don't read your posts

why not? is good thread

I read all their posts

No.6388 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 20:48] [Report] []

>>5926
i'd believe it


No.6220 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 03:08] [Report] 1614154093659.jpg (16157 B, 480x360) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Red hair, pale skin, bare feet, round ass

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No.6238 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 14:32] [Report] []

There's no shit on the streets of California except for designated shitting streets.

No.6283 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 19:25] [Report] []

This has nothing to do with Cracky, so far as I can tell. Why did you post it?

No.6308 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 19:42] [Report] []

big ol' cracky booty gimme the cracky booty ohh yeah yeah oh oh oh oh
cracky booty give me the booty cracky booty oh oh oh yeah

No.6311 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 20:28] [Report] 1614389334050.png (142268 B, 1164x1428) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6308 hmmm


No.6041 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-19 12:46] [Report] 1613756790015.png (44667 B, 707x499) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I ain't going to draw her pregnant or giving birth or farting!!! that last one is kinda disgusting!

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No.6082 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:02] [Report] 1613836931102.jpg (19918 B, 240x320) [YIS] [GIS] []
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i seen an image with a girl who likes like Cracky?? I didn't save it tho.

No.6095 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 13:19] [Report] []

draw her dividing by zero

No.6104 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 09:43] [Report] []

draw a blank

No.6265 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 09:06] [Report] []

draw her saying "you too" to a waitress who just said "enjoy your meal"


No.5985 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-17 14:39] [Report] 1613590765329.jpg (2097375 B, 3088x3088) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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^-^

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No.6066 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 01:20] [Report] []

why is the thumbnail sideways

No.6094 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 13:19] [Report] []

draw her throwing a shoe at a cat

No.6105 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 09:43] [Report] []

draw a card, any card

No.6264 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 09:06] [Report] []

draw her trying to remember if "starboard" is right or left


No.1150 : Onion [2016-10-02 16:21] [Report] 1475439713638.jpg (45184 B, 540x960) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Hi there! Finally is October, and the Cracky's birthday is too close!
what are you going to do for her b-day?
♥

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No.6135 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 05:49] [Report] []

>>6122

404 girl!

No.6138 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 08:00] [Report] []

Can you draw Cracky and 404girl kissing each other?

No.6146 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 16:37] [Report] []

>>6138 DON'T DO IT

THAT'S HORNY

No.6261 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 09:06] [Report] []

draw her eating spaghetti


No.3879 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 08:41] [Report] 1602420109395.jpg (120900 B, 1084x1425) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

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No.6168 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:39] [Report] 1614083977866.png (2234533 B, 1161x806) [YIS] [GIS] []
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How would you feel if you were one of the persons on the image? Please indicate which one.

No.6169 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:41] [Report] []

>>6168
yo listen up here's a story

No.6171 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:46] [Report] []

>>6168
me on left. i seem cool.

No.6175 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 09:24] [Report] []

How much did he pay for that?


No.897 : Anonymous [10/11/04(Thu)18:29] [Report] 1288909760461.jpg (62969 B, 382x799) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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.71

No.900 : Anonymous [10/11/10(Wed)19:01] [Report] []

omg is that sum loli

No.905 : Anonymous [10/11/26(Fri)21:16] [Report] []

carameldansen

No.910 : Anonymous [10/12/07(Tue)08:41] [Report] []

>>897 is not the Loli. It's some random hipster that posts her looks on a super personal fashion blog.

No.6085 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:04] [Report] []

not her

also not loli


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No.729 : Anonymous [10/01/31(Sun)04:43] [Report] []

hmmm me wonders what she is drinking

No.743 : Anonymous [10/02/14(Sun)12:29] [Report] []

Warm milk, spiked with rum.

No.746 : Anonymous [10/02/21(Sun)04:26] [Report] []

>>743 Thats so gross!!! no ice!!!! no vanilla!!!! no sugar!!!! no cinnamon!!!!! BARF!!! PUKE!!!! AND DOUBLE BARF!!!! good thing its cracky or i would slit my wrists

No.6084 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:04] [Report] []

not her!!


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No.737 : Anonymous [10/02/06(Sat)10:44] [Report] []

>>735 Cracky is so awsome i would honor her with 5 bucks if she blessed me with just enough attention for her to spit on me.

No.755 : Anonymous [10/03/12(Fri)04:30] [Report] []

>>644They should start a social revolution by making apartment doors open up onto the street instead of an enclosed hallway that way more people would stand outside and meet thier neighbors.

No.767 : Anonymous [10/04/22(Thu)14:36] [Report] []

Ugly weeaboo cunt is ugly.­­­

Always has been, always will be.
­­­­­­

No.6083 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:03] [Report] []

This was the first thread on this board

>>7 not her


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No.772 : Anonymous [10/04/30(Fri)17:54] [Report] []

>>534

who are these?

No.773 : Anonymous [10/05/01(Sat)01:58] [Report] []

>>772 Idk.. but from the copious amounts of pleasure i am feeling i would guess cracky has somthing to do with it.

No.6081 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:01] [Report] []

not her...


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No.822 : Anonymous [10/07/23(Fri)22:16] [Report] []

>>820 Because i like gross stuff of course.

No.835 : Anonymous [10/07/29(Thu)15:45] [Report] []

for the umpteenth time this is not her.

No.860 : Anonymous [10/08/18(Wed)20:58] [Report] []

>>821
is this cracky?

No.6080 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:00] [Report] []

not her!


No.877 : Anonymous [10/09/06(Mon)18:39] [Report] 1283812757116.jpg (76784 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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it's on .71 it might as well be here

No.915 : Anonymous [10/12/07(Tue)09:23] [Report] []

pikabag

No.6079 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 11:00] [Report] 1613836822424.jpg (48223 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Not her. It's this girl.


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No.964 : Anonymous [11/02/21(Mon)13:02] [Report] []

>>962
I wish becca would just stop associating with sandniggers

No.6078 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 10:58] [Report] []

not her x2


No.991 : Anonymous [11/06/12(Sun)10:10] [Report] 1307891456534.jpg (58326 B, 500x600) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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posting in a dead board

No.992 : Anonymous [11/06/15(Wed)00:28] [Report] 1308115716032.jpg (155101 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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we don't post often

but we are lurking

No.993 : Anonymous [11/06/15(Wed)16:20] [Report] []

When the stars are in alignment... the new age of The Sky Queen will be ushered in. Until then, we wait, and guard the sacred records.

No.994 : Anonymous [11/06/20(Mon)20:11] [Report] []

Things tend to end up here pretty quickly, for a dead board.

Just because it was down for a short while, doesn't mean people didn't find it again on a completely different URL.

No.6077 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 10:57] [Report] []

not her

>>992 her


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