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No.1683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2019-12-30 15:52] [Report] 1577739124204.jpg (17369 B, 400x270) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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No.2622 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-09 19:52] [Report] []

>>2621
whoa checking these 2's

No.2623 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2020-08-10 13:42] [Report] 1597081328884.jpg (437996 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2020 DAY 223

A challenge for you: attempt to estimate the probability that she is alive.

I think it's about 70% likely that she's alive.

Agree? Disagree? Why?

No.2624 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-10 15:07] [Report] []

beyond being a victim of terrorism or other cultural enrichment, she's still alive

No.2625 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-10 16:29] [Report] []

>>2623
d'aww she's soo cute and sweet in that photo


No.800 : Anonymous [10/07/20(Tue)10:55] [Report] 1279637727194.jpg (101201 B, 380x523) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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They're still happy together?

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No.2503 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-18 16:05] [Report] 1595102754817.jpg (89917 B, 320x240) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I'd like to "sample" his "h5180" if you know what I mean. ;-)

No.2541 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-24 22:47] [Report] []

this thread really jimmied my russels

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No.2620 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-09 06:15] [Report] []

>>2547

What happened to him? He went full on insane somewhere in between.


No.2595 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 22:10] [Report] 1596593416682.jpg (135490 B, 1024x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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It's an anniversary.

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No.2605 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-05 17:58] [Report] []

>>2604
INTERESTING HOW THE LETTER M LOOKS IN A DOCTORED PHOTOGRAH GOING AROUND ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING RETARD?

No.2606 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-05 23:41] [Report] []

>>2605
NO U

No.2615 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-07 12:46] [Report] []

>>2605
Insult me again and the consequences will never be the same.

No.2616 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-07 16:23] [Report] []

>>2615
I'm sorry father please forgive me for I have sinned


No.2585 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 15:15] [Report] 1596568509457.webm (1438984 B, 854x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Do you have the fire of human liberty, anon?

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No.2598 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-08-05 05:58] [Report] 1596621539663.jpg (65746 B, 680x510) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Indians can't be pioneers? That's racist.

No.2599 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-05 06:14] [Report] []

>>2598
indians are savages you twat.

No.2601 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-05 10:59] [Report] 1596639599291.jpg (374267 B, 1920x1280) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2599 I don't know about that. They make some pretty good food. Naan, curry, chicken 65, etc.

No.2608 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-06 00:39] [Report] []

Do you think Cracky gives similar speeches to the U.N or when she visits the G-Summit.


No.2501 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-18 15:48] [Report] 1595101736978.png (1241956 B, 849x855) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Crackyfag alignment chart!

Disagree? Make your own.

REMINDER: only Cracky can be both cute and sweet.

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No.2535 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-23 15:19] [Report] []

nice reply

No.2583 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-03 16:22] [Report] []

Excellent thread

No.2584 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-03 16:48] [Report] []

fight me

No.2590 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 17:38] [Report] []

why?


No.2564 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-29 18:29] [Report] 1596061740988.jpg (10399 B, 480x360) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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soup slutchan

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No.2566 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-29 20:54] [Report] []

chicken rear

No.2575 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-01 19:34] [Report] 1596324891577.jpg (42654 B, 520x408) [YIS] [GIS] []
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G*d dammit she's so fucking cute and sweet I'm going to die..

No.2576 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-02 08:21] [Report] []

You do not have permission to die. We've lost too many good people already. Well, maybe not all good people. People. We've lost too many people.

No.2578 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-03 00:32] [Report] []

Cracky is cute and sweet.
I'm not cute and sweet but Cracky is.


No.1631 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-19 17:37] [Report] 1574203042135.jpg (6059 B, 200x111) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Does anyone have fullsize of this thumbnail? Filename might be 1203123239805.jpg

No.1635 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-20 11:47] [Report] 1574268476682.png (321637 B, 1000x555) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I don't have it but I'm attempting a manual digital restoration. Work in progress.

No.1637 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-20 20:08] [Report] 1574298488986.gif (111465 B, 464x290) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.1804 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-04 12:44] [Report] 1580838269198.jpg (32363 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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you niggers, what have you done this time.

No.1805 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-04 17:05] [Report] 1580853902675.jpg (36002 B, 420x452) [YIS] [GIS] []
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please don't say racial slurs

No.2502 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-18 15:59] [Report] []

>>1805 Agreed. Racism is bad and should be avoided at all costs.

No.2553 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-29 10:12] [Report] []

I fucked her!! I FUCKED her in my DREAMS!@!!


No.2446 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-13 06:27] [Report] 1594636036605.jpg (64000 B, 780x520) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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everyone is always talking about how cute cracky used to be, but nobody ever expressed much interest at all in her family's enormous wealth.
am i the only one who fapped to fantasies of marrying cracky and inheriting part of the rothschild fortune?

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No.2478 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-16 12:24] [Report] 1594916684330.jpg (334498 B, 1249x1285) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Cracky is friend not food.

DO NOT EAT!

No.2496 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-18 10:30] [Report] 1595082601990.jpg (380780 B, 600x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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"Rothschild"? Moar liek RED SHIELD, am I right guyz?

No.2549 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-28 21:28] [Report] 1595986119347.jpg (77121 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2496
Red Shield standing by

No.2551 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-29 00:52] [Report] 1595998351733.jpg (23369 B, 300x471) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2549
Ganz Rothschild standing by


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No.2192 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-09 13:19] [Report] 1591723167692.jpg (96550 B, 675x1200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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You have to work at it. Cracky is just the door. You have to walk through under your own power.

No.2193 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-09 22:45] [Report] []

>>2192
where did that deer come from, the wall?

No.2194 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-10 05:51] [Report] []

That wizard came from the moon.

No.2550 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-28 22:24] [Report] []

>>2192
fission mailed


No.570 : Anonymous Stalker [09/09/09(Wed)10:19] [Report] 1252516783233.jpg (82166 B, 732x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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fanart

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No.706 : Anonymous S.T.A.L.K.E.R. [09/12/20(Sun)05:48] [Report] []

>>586

Dammit, I can never get this out of my mind.

No.2466 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 13:40] [Report] 1594748421943.jpg (473018 B, 1920x1281) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2467 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 21:56] [Report] 1594778179884.png (52833 B, 300x300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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(:

No.2522 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-21 21:53] [Report] []

>>2467
Cute


No.2455 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 00:10] [Report] 1594699806172.png (1621251 B, 1024x768) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Imagine this: since you were young, your only ambition has been to own a high-end luxury cabinet.

You scrimp and save, you work yourself to the brink of death, you deprive yourself of every other luxury, all in the name of someday owning the finest cabinet money can buy.

In the rare moments you're not working, you look at cabinets online, dreaming about owning them. One day, you see the most beautiful cabinet you've ever seen: the Wayfair Olivia. You know you must have it. But it's only available for a limited time! Oh no!

You've put quite a bit of money aside but it's not enough. You go into debt. You borrow money from every legitimate lender you can and then borrow from progressively shadier lonesharks until you have enough. You know you'll never be able to pay it back but you don't care. The cabinet must be yours even if it costs you your life.

Eventually, your cabinet arrives. You're trembling and crying in absolute ecstasy. It's perfect. It's absolutely perfect.

But you hear something. Movement inside the cabinet. Nervously, you open the door...

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No.2458 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 01:59] [Report] []
No.2462 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 03:46] [Report] 1594712789833.jpg (75601 B, 826x958) [YIS] [GIS] []
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All this Wayfair stuff reminded me about Suede's "women in boxes" fetish. He's probably enjoying this way too much.

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No.2508 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-19 20:31] [Report] 1595205065772.jpg (326383 B, 1280x960) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Like you wouldn't get one if you could.


No.2480 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-16 15:43] [Report] 1594928592449.jpg (164570 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Fellas, is it gay to love Cracky?

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No.2485 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-17 10:23] [Report] []

>>2484 Just do it. Anyone who can't accept your love for Cracky is not a true friend. I have an open-minded friend who I tell about all the latest crackyverse happenings. I don't think he believes most of it. But an outsider perspective is valuable.

No.2486 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-17 11:13] [Report] []

>>2485
He could secretly be in love with her or obsessed.
If he found out I liked her too he might see me as an enemy and I don't want that.

No.2487 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-17 13:34] [Report] 1595007252045.jpg (61439 B, 780x439) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2486

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

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No.2488 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-17 14:29] [Report] []

anything that can be destroyed by the truth should be destroyed by the truth


No.2472 : Barack Obama [2020-07-15 22:38] [Report] 1594867106468.jpg (11847 B, 680x597) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I am giving back to my community due to Covid-19!

All Cracky rares posted to my thread below will be sent back doubled. If you sent 1000 Cracky rares, I will send back 2000!

Only doing this for the next 30 months! Enjoy.

No.2475 : Elon Musk [2020-07-16 07:34] [Report] 1594899272275.png (27603 B, 563x521) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I support Cracky rares and I believe you should too!

All Cracky rares sent to the thread below will be sent back to you doubled!

Only going on for the next 30 seconds. Enjoy.


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No.716 : Anonymous [10/01/16(Sat)22:55] [Report] []

>>191
>>190
>>193

odd that it's actually her. she looks too slutty and bimbo-ish in those series. maybe it's just the blond hair.

No.1167 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-09-04 11:41] [Report] []

>>360
what do you mean she died? How do you know? sources?

No.2468 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-15 00:35] [Report] 1594787755314.png (389008 B, 623x448) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>204

>mfw Cracky's vagoo
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No.2418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-08 21:32] [Report] 1594258369324.png (189082 B, 1440x587) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Are you here, friend?

I didn't see this until today, far too late.

4chan doesn't remember her. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way.

Anyway... this isn't all there is. Keep searching. The loss of .71 was unfortunate but life goes only. Cracky is forever.

No.2420 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-09 03:13] [Report] 1594278819453.png (7396 B, 308x111) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2421 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-09 12:33] [Report] []

Web hosting companies have other customers? Wow, what a twist.

No.2460 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 02:47] [Report] []

>>2421
you seem upset

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No.2436 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-11 23:03] [Report] 1594522988231.png (773043 B, 948x588) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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The cost of exiting the lodge is the same as the cost of entering the lodge; a skull and spinal cord. Hers.

No.2438 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-12 02:14] [Report] []

life in harvest or life as a harvester

No.2449 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-13 12:33] [Report] []

I'd like to "harvest her" if you know what I mean.

No.2450 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-13 13:21] [Report] []

>>2449
You mean kill her and become a member of the Lodge and a Harvester?

No.2452 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-13 16:25] [Report] 1594671933281.png (258480 B, 480x252) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>implying she's not already dead

No.2398 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 16:37] [Report] 1594067867642.jpg (44113 B, 554x541) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I want more rare Crackies. Keep them coming. PS it's cute and sweet, not sweet and cute.

No.2399 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 18:50] [Report] []

Girls only want one thing and it's disgusting

No.2400 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 20:26] [Report] 1594081593715.png (46807 B, 878x733) [YIS] [GIS] []
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It's whatever you want it to be.

Cracky is a feeling you have.

It's different for every person.

Also, Wolfram Alpha says that they're the same thing.

A = "cute"

B = "sweet"

No.2433 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-11 11:54] [Report] 1594482877582.jpg (350936 B, 1280x942) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2399

U need to find the yellow ones.


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