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No.4727 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 07:57] [Report] 1606049857745.png (820672 B, 475x796) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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SERIOUS THREAD: no jokes / memes / "BBC" shit, please

Is he homosexual (gay)?

Why or why not?

Has anyone checked Grinder or other homocentric services to see if he's on there?

What's the Rothschild position on homosexuality? Has there EVER been a gay Rothschild? If not, why not?

SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY PLEASE.

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No.4784 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 15:40] [Report] []

I think the best way to handle this would be for an attractive dude to flirt with him and see how he reacts.

Unfortunately most of our dudes are ugly as fuck so I'm not really sure how to proceed.

No.4785 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 15:42] [Report] []

>>4784
he just has to lower his standards by a lot lmao

No.4800 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:52] [Report] []

Not gay. Gay men have no problem finding partners, but he doesn't post any couple or SO selfies.

No.4801 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 18:18] [Report] []

>>4800
He has never posted a pic with a girl either.


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True beauty is transcendent.

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No.4315 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 21:24] [Report] []

>>4307
shit taste, blacky is adorable

No.4316 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-28 05:50] [Report] []

yes / yes / no / no

No.4799 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:51] [Report] []

>>4473
If they're as cute as Cracky? Yes


No.4586 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 14:30] [Report] 1605641411676.png (30873 B, 940x300) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Would Cracky be a Stonetoss fan?

Why, or why not?

Stonetoss doesn't really like Jews.

But she's not legally Jewish, not religiously Jewish, and only partially genetically Jewish.

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No.4792 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:18] [Report] []

>>4791
Totes I want to die

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In fact, I'll go a step further.

If you are NOT Cracky, you are NOT based.

In fact, if you are NOT Cracky, you are CRINGE.

Either you are Cracky (and thus based) or you are CRINGE.

No.4794 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:23] [Report] []

>>4793
amen.

No.4798 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:31] [Report] []

Based โœŠ๐Ÿ‘Œ? Based โœŠ๐Ÿ‘Œ on what? On your ๐Ÿ‘‰ dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ? Please โ˜บ shut ๐Ÿข the fuck ๐Ÿ–• up โฌ† and use words properly ๐Ÿ‘Œ you ๐Ÿ‘† fuckin โœ”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ troglodyte, do you ๐Ÿ‘† think ๐Ÿค” God โœ gave ๐ŸŽ us ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ a freedom ๐Ÿ™Œ of speech ๐Ÿ—ฃ just to spew random ๐ŸŽฒ words that have no ๐Ÿšซ meaning ๐Ÿ˜ that doesn't even ๐ŸŒƒ correllate to the topic ๐Ÿ’ฌ of the conversation ๐Ÿค? Like ๐Ÿ’› please โ˜บ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป always ๐Ÿ•” complain ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค˜ about why โ“ no โŒ one โ˜ talks ๐Ÿ—ฃ to you ๐Ÿ‘† or no ๐Ÿšซ one 1๏ธโƒฃ expresses ๐ŸšŠ their opinions ๐Ÿ“ฃ on you ๐Ÿ‘† because you're always โ™พ spewing random ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ like ๐Ÿ‘ poggers ๐Ÿ˜ก based ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿž cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ and when ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป try ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น to explain ๐Ÿ’ฌ what it is and you ๐Ÿ‘† just say ๐Ÿ’ฌ that it's funny ๐Ÿ˜ƒ like ๐Ÿ‘ what? What the fuck ๐Ÿ–• is funny ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ about that do you ๐Ÿ‘† think ๐Ÿค” you'll just become ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฝ a stand-up comedian ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฃ that will get a standing ๐Ÿ˜ ovation just because you ๐Ÿ‘† said ๐Ÿ—ฃ "cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ" in the stage 4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ’–? HELL ๐Ÿ‘บ NO โŒ YOU ๐Ÿ‘† FUCKIN ๐Ÿ‘Œ IDIOT ๐Ÿ˜œ, so please ๐Ÿ™ shut ๐Ÿข the fuck ๐Ÿ–• up โฌ† and use words properly ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘† dumb ๐Ÿคช bitch


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moar

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No.4562 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 20:55] [Report] []

>>4557 that's mean and you should apologize

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No.4795 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:25] [Report] 1606256704962.jpg (116809 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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/loli-chan/ - 1424 posts
/cracky/ - 4794 posts

4794/1424 = 3.37 (rounded)

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

No.4797 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:29] [Report] []

Need recent pics of Cracky's tits in order to do a proper comparison. Witch pics aren't really fair because she was babby at the time.


No.1683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2019-12-30 15:52] [Report] 1577739124204.jpg (17369 B, 400x270) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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No.4783 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 15:38] [Report] []

I've always loved her but I spent much of my life in deep denial about it.

Nobody STARTS loving Cracky, you merely come to the realization that you already do.

No.4788 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 16:23] [Report] []

>>4783
This is so true. We all loved Cracky before we even knew about her.

No.4789 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 16:35] [Report] []

C > O, discuss

No.4796 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:28] [Report] []

>>4789 interestingly, the expression remains true for other possible values of C and O, for example, Camel and Ophelia


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Faux everywhere

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No.4776 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 15:09] [Report] []

sage

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Fauxing with Faux is even better.

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No.4782 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 15:37] [Report] []

sage


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please help me with the page

No.4753 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 00:39] [Report] []

somebody help her


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did not turn out as well as i'd hoped

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No.1063 : Anonymous Stalker [12/07/11(Wed)15:13] [Report] []

So, this is just a textless shop of the same pic? Where is the original? ร™ยฉ(ร ยฒยฅ_ร ยฒยฅ)ร›ยถ

No.4732 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 12:47] [Report] []

When you say her mom will make you take coffee enemas you mean they just drink tea and you will probably end up drinking tea also and we will be drinking tea and pooping

No.4733 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 17:57] [Report] []

intentionally replying to the wrong thread is basically gaslighting

I FEEL GASLIT

No.4734 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 19:29] [Report] []

Oh shit, oh god I think I just got the rona


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No.4311 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 18:54] [Report] []

it's not a "crush"

it's religion

No.4312 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 19:24] [Report] []

>>4308 why wasn't this e-mailed to me?

No.4708 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 20:02] [Report] []

happy birthday Cracky-chan!

No.4731 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 12:17] [Report] []

>>4708 it's not her birthday anymore


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Fap to this.

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No.4645 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 22:00] [Report] 1605754819658.png (4920 B, 400x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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fap to this!

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>>4636 fixed

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No.4729 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 10:36] [Report] []

beagle puss


No.4359 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-30 12:45] [Report] 1604076326513.jpg (4230079 B, 3872x2592) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Last night I dreamt Cracky was held prisoner at the Rothschild manor and the .71 gang was mounting an attack to free her.

No.4360 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-30 12:51] [Report] []

there's a #cracky-dreaming channel on the Discord; you should write it up and post it there

others have had similar dreams in the past

it's eerie how we dream similar things sometimes

No.4362 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-30 13:14] [Report] []

>>4360
Maybe we share an inexorable bond with Cracky that she imprinted on us in some past life, and we're permanently linked together across the years.
Maybe that's also why she found her way to 4chan, because she instinctively knew that was where she could find us.

No.4718 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-21 13:33] [Report] []

Had another Cracky dream...

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Does Chansluts have a future or is it stuck in the past?

No WEBP image support.

No IPV6 support.

Is this a metaphor for how we all stubbornly refuse to move on from Cracky?

We cling to obsolete protocols, obsolete image formats, and most of all, an obsolete girl.

NOTICE: Cracky-chan is deprecated and may be deleted in a future reality update. No further features will be added to her nor will any of her many remaining bugs ever be fixed. Please update your workflows to ensure that you are not dependent on Cracky-chan or you may find yourself unable to function after she is removed from the universe.

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No.4659 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 17:00] [Report] []

anybody found a the link to her onlyfans yet?

No.4660 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 17:17] [Report] []

>>4659 she took it down... I pretended to be Schwill and sent her a message saying "I LIVED BITCH". She went back into hiding and hasn't been seen or heard from since then.

No.4661 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 19:13] [Report] []

>>4660

>LIVED
>LIVE
>LIV
No.4696 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 16:48] [Report] []

>>4400
U Jelly? lmao


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this is an incredibly subtle meme

you might not be sophisticated enough to understand it

and that's okay

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No.4637 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 16:59] [Report] []

I don't know Cracky but I heard some people who post Cracky and run these sites had actual encounters(IRL) with her. Tell us what she was like or any stories or post things she would liek. (:

No.4638 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 17:05] [Report] []

>>4548
Alright, give me the rundown on this sir

No.4639 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 17:10] [Report] []

>>4637

I saw Cracky at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnโ€™t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, โ€œOh, like youโ€™re doing now?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but she kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โ€œMa'am, you need to pay for those first.โ€ At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually โ€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโ€™t even think thatโ€™s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

No.4651 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 10:50] [Report] []

>>1861
I think about the image in top left a lot.


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AITA for not to talk to this girl over her Cracky-chan obsession?

She has a thing for Cracky-chan that ain't normal. Her Facebook is nothing but pictures of her. She posts about how cute and sweet she is. The girl is eighteen. Why is she acting like this? That woman is old enough to be her mamaw. I don't know the last time we talked where she didn't mention Cracky at least one time. Her friends encourage her. No wonder she's like this. I told her about a month ago she needed to calm down. She said she can block me from her post about her. I said I ain't talking to you til you stop acting like a child. She said ok. I told her to delete all the pictures of Cracky and act like a grown up and she said no. She tried to tell me why she's like this but it ain't make no sense. How do a woman you ain't know help you live? That's the most simple minded thing I ever heard. I told her I ain't being friends with no obsessive child and she said ok. She messaged me last week and I didn't respond. She asked today if I was ok and I said yes I am but I ain't talkin to you because you act like a child. My mama said I was being mean to her cause everyone knows that girl is weird. She thinks she has that autism and that's why she's weird. That girl don't think she's a girl. She thinks she ain't got no gender and told me to call her they. You are one person. Am I talking to you and Cracky? My mama said I should leave the girl alone about it and let her live her life. Fine she can live her life as she pleases but I ain't going be friends with her. I told her this too and she said ok. All she says is ok. Don't she know how to say anything else? She sure does know how to use words when she talks about HER. I messaged her this morning and said I was close to stopping our friendship. She said I don't have to like what she likes but if I was going to be a baby about it she didn't want to be friends with me. I ain't being no baby. I want this girl to grow the hell up. She removed me as a friend. I told her she was a childish baby that needs to get over this and grow up. One of out friends messaged me and said I was being a jerk. I ain't no jerk! My mama and friend said I need to apologize but ain't going to do that. This girl got something wrong with her and she will remain a child til someone makes her act like a grown woman. Am I the asshole here? I ain't do nothing wrong but tell her to grow up.

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No.4572 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 06:05] [Report] []

YTA play stupid Cracky win stupid catharsis

No.4642 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 18:54] [Report] []

NTA your skyqueen your rules

No.4643 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 20:44] [Report] []

this is why i hate discord fags

No.4644 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 21:56] [Report] []

what does Discord have to do with it?


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she really likes green

No.2348 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 22:49] [Report] []

What is she hinting at??

No.2368 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-01 16:35] [Report] []

She's looking to the exits lol

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green is not a creative color

No.4627 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 16:14] [Report] []

She never had purple hair. Does she hate purple?


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Give me my Cracky wife gf

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No.4608 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:34] [Report] []

just like all emotions, just because you are unable to feel them, it doesn't mean they don't exist

No.4609 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:37] [Report] []

>>4608
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.4610 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:41] [Report] []

>>4608
SAGE

No.4611 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 21:54] [Report] []

Love, I keep hearing about it.


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"you can fuck my sister"

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No.4446 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 10:36] [Report] 1604590568942.jpg (13654 B, 500x333) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4445 remember the bin bag

Cracky has canonically been garbage since 2005

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kek

No.4573 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 06:07] [Report] []

I wouldn't let him fuck me but I might let him kiss me.

No.4592 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 16:39] [Report] []

Looking for a glowie who can larp as Cracky for me


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No.4485 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-11 17:02] [Report] []

voting WIPO but not WIPOing is a felony punishable by death

No.4561 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 20:54] [Report] []

>>4474 I've jerked off to all 3 of those girls. Some of them multiple times.

No.4566 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 01:30] [Report] []

>>4561

It seems you are quite the wanker.

Which one is to your fancy?

No.4569 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 06:02] [Report] []

I like to imagine all 3 of them holding hands and dancing in a circle. Naked.


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