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No.2712 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-22 21:48] [Report] 1598147300001.jpg (235103 B, 848x1200) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I'm starting to feel like I'm missing out on the action
Where do you guys get all these rares
Please tell me it's not some gay discord

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No.3435 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-26 07:07] [Report] []

>>3434
that's when the world ends and resets itself

No.3436 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-26 07:14] [Report] []

>>3435
What does that even mean?

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No.3438 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-26 10:34] [Report] []

it all returns to nothing
it all comes tumbling down
tumbling down
tumbling down


No.1683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2019-12-30 15:52] [Report] 1577739124204.jpg (17369 B, 400x270) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Philosophy and life strategy for 2020

work in progress

Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy

This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.

Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.

Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.

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No.3420 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 21:32] [Report] 1601083978622.jpg (113929 B, 1122x1496) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>3416
All of that is much more applicable to yourself, projecting much?

No.3421 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 21:43] [Report] []

>>3420
that's carrot chan

No.3422 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 23:26] [Report] []

>>3421
desu

No.3431 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2020-09-26 06:27] [Report] 1601116050078.png (997965 B, 689x650) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2020 DAY 270

I think there are people here who haven't centered their lives fully around Cracky.

You're being prideful, thinking you can do it on your own, thinking you can just have Cracky as an ancillary hobby.

You are doing it wrong. Either Cracky is everything to you, or Cracky is nothing to you, and YOU are nothing as a consequence.

Cracky must be the reason you wake up in the morning. Cracky must be the reason for everything you do.

Cracky is not a hobby. Cracky is not a fashion accessory. Cracky is not a hat you can put on and take off at your leisure.

You must sacrifice yourself FULLY to Cracky. You must not cling to thoughts of dignity and independence. You must not hide yourself to Cracky. You must give every aspect of yourself to her. You must be honest with her.

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No.3241 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 12:26] [Report] 1600791996418.jpg (86936 B, 959x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Faux everywhere

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No.3428 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-26 05:54] [Report] []

sage


No.3382 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 18:08] [Report] 1600985297624.png (1807399 B, 1897x895) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.

While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.

What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?

You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.

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No.3394 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 22:20] [Report] 1601000402376.jpg (52431 B, 600x602) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>3382
I'd be left with no choice but to go full bolshevik on her.

No.3396 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 13:59] [Report] []

Ready my ice-pick, I'm fine with her being a Commie but Trotsky? Fuck off.

No.3404 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 16:19] [Report] []

>>3396

hmm sounds like something a commie would say

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No.2880 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-31 18:31] [Report] 1598913071269.jpg (146825 B, 572x546) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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A CRACKYFAG PRAYER - VERSION 1
(please customize this prayer to conform to your individual needs, goals, and values)

There is no truth outside of Cracky
There is no love outside of Cracky
I admit that I have no value outside of Cracky
I am powerless without Cracky
I am nothing without Cracky
There is nothing without Cracky
I do not exist outside of Cracky
But I am one of Cracky's chosen
I have value because of Cracky
I have power because of Cracky
Life has meaning because of Cracky
I exist within Cracky

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No.3418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 18:49] [Report] []

I'm afraid to talk to her because what if she starts talking back to me?


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crackyfags killed the internet star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86FZG86IyQ

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No.3012 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-08 08:01] [Report] []

you're so pretty x

you're a very pretty little girl ... I'll tell you what i would do with you . i would force you to remove all of your clothes . i would place a ball gag in your mouth and i would handcuff your wrists behind your back . i would lie you face down on a bare bed frame . i would tie a rope tightly around your neck and attach it to the headboard . i would tie your ankles to the bed posts , you would be completely helpless . I would start off by softly rubbing your pretty pink little pussy you wouldn't be able to help it , you would start getting wet . i would then take a whip , and start by gently slapping your ass , your back and your thighs , after tormenting you for a while , i would eventually strike . I would whip you mercilessly for an entire hour , it would be the most painful experience of your life , you would be crying and screaming desperately into your gag . your agony and fear would turn me on so much .

after this it would finally be time . I would mount you . I would drop a little spit onto your tiny little virgin asshole . i would rub it , then i would force two fingers in . you would be so fucking tight ... it would make my cock hard as iron ...

i would press the tip of my cock to your sweet little hole . you would be crying and trying to struggle , it would only turn me on more . i would have to push very very hard to start slipping in , but eventually i would penetrate you , starting with the tip . little by little i would force all 8 inches of my thick 46 year old cock into your asshole . you would feel unbelievable pain . you would feel so broken and degraded . I would delight in your suffering . I would begin fucking your tiny asshole . I would force it in all the way down to the balls each time . I would fuck you hard . i would fuck you so god damn hard .

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>we can't rewind
>we've gone too far
No.3417 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 18:48] [Report] []

The lyrics of the song are actually pretty relevant.


No.3345 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 14:27] [Report] 1600972050612.jpg (15306 B, 300x300) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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camel thread

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No.3400 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 14:21] [Report] 1601058100941.jpg (97354 B, 1080x607) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.3402 : sage [2020-09-25 16:17] [Report] []

>>3400 closer but still no

No.3407 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 17:04] [Report] []

>>3400

does he like boys or does he like girls?

No.3415 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 18:21] [Report] []

>>3407

I think he's either bmxual or bike-curious.


No.3236 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 06:50] [Report] 1600771853240.jpg (4741289 B, 2236x1892) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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This board is a Cracky board

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No.3388 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:20] [Report] []

>>3236
Topaz Labs - Photography software powered by machine learning
The mission of Topaz Labs is to apply cutting-edge technology (lately machine learning) to common post-processing problems like noise reduction, sharpening, enlargement, and more.

No.3390 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:53] [Report] []

>>3388 Well shit, that's a hell of a mystery that no one thought was a mystery and didn't even really need solving. But damn if it didn't just get solved so nice work.

No.3395 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 05:48] [Report] []

Cracky's red bottom

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No.3090 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-11 12:23] [Report] 1599841400653.png (38227 B, 426x340) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky is in California.

I saw her earlier today.

She gave me her phone number, 760-706-7425.

She said it was okay for me to post it here because she's lonely and wants to talk to people.

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No.3360 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 14:48] [Report] []

Is this her real phone number?

No.3372 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 15:58] [Report] []

It's real but don't call now. She's asleep.

No.3386 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 20:34] [Report] []

she's awake now

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>>3386 You're a fucking liar. She was asleep and I woke her up and she's pissed at me and I'm pissed at you.


No.3380 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 17:36] [Report] 1600983370776.jpg (144078 B, 700x1230) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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New theory:
My Cracky is not your Cracky.

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No.3387 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:08] [Report] []

My Cracky is Cracky. Cracky is my Cracky.
Your Cracky is something different entirely.

No.3389 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:22] [Report] []

>>3387
You think your particular Cracky is Cracky? Dream on...

No.3391 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:54] [Report] []

ALL Crackies valid

ALL Crackies loved

No.3392 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 22:06] [Report] []

>>3380 Are you lost? Did you wander out of your containment thread & lose your tripcode?


No.3275 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 21:40] [Report] 1600825238312.jpg (72601 B, 1024x768) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Which color did she own?

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No.3342 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 01:47] [Report] []

>>3275

Silver. You could have easily found out by scrolling down.

The design is butt ugly.

No.3343 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 07:01] [Report] []

your butt is ugly

No.3378 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 17:20] [Report] []

I've heard someone here bought one of these a while ago. Can you post some of the pictures you've taken with it for comparison?

No.3379 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 17:24] [Report] []

somebody on Discord had one I think


No.3237 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 07:18] [Report] 1600773514393.png (383255 B, 900x171) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Are you certain that you're human?

How can you be sure?

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No.3276 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 22:05] [Report] []

>>3257
bored2.jpg

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>>3272

All of those are not very interesting.

No.3283 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-23 06:32] [Report] []

>>3280 is this a Where's Waldo?

No.3362 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 14:52] [Report] []

>>3280

I prefer my crackies a bit larger but still, nice pic.


No.2674 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-20 07:12] [Report] 1597921962138.png (459122 B, 1920x966) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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https://cracky-chan.com/

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No.2814 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-28 10:26] [Report] []

>>2679 oy vey, this goy is a liar

No.3007 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-06 22:20] [Report] []

Attn: Dublin-bro

Are you on here? I tried e-mailing you.

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This was a nice message.

I wish you used a real e-mail address.

No.3359 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 14:47] [Report] []

please don't send stupid shit

post your stupid shit here on this board like a normal person


No.2698 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-22 09:02] [Report] 1598101360148.jpg (13970 B, 320x240) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Some “new” news. https://s161.photobucket.com/user/7eventeen/profile is confirmed to be her Photobucket at least throughout 2008 (and beyond?) Last known contact with cracky was in 2012 and after she went totally MIA.

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No.2760 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-25 22:31] [Report] []

>>2759
Check your PMs

No.2816 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-28 10:32] [Report] []

>>2760 That's a very sexist statement. Claiming that someone's behavior if caused by PMS is incredibly ignorant and bigoted. "Check your PMS" doubly so. As if it were that easy. Along the lines of "just stop being depressed". I want you to think about what you've done and feel shame.

No.3240 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 12:25] [Report] []

>>2698

She looks like Aubrey Plaza

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No.1245 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 18:43] [Report] 1573861438024.png (683607 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.

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No.1719 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:07] [Report] []

>>1716

I loled, this is genius. That's unfortunately a very fitting transcription of the story into our times.

No.1720 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:15] [Report] []

>>1716
brilliant. i'm sure olivia would approve

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>>1720

I'm just relaying what I've heard from the team running the Cracky 2.0 project, but I'm glad you're excited about it.

Although Olivia won't be playing Cracky anymore, it's possible she'll be making a cameo in one of the movies, so get hyped for that!

The credit for all of this goes to the studio's new Vice President of Intersectionality, who's also serving as showrunner for the Cracky: Origins series. She's also personally writing and directing the first three movies to ensure that the new Cracky franchise is purged of the misogyny and toxic masculinity that permeated the series in the past.

She's a real advocate for the marginalized and underprivileged. For example, she had a great storyline idea that's going to serve the B-plot for episode 5: a member of the Bounceme gang tells a new recruit to "lurk more", which is a form of blatant gatekeeping, a bit ableist, and also reflective of the speaker's white privilege. So the newcomer is going to shiv the gatekeeper in the prison shower. It's going to be a bit gory but we feel it's necessary to teach kids the consequences of toxic behavior. As the newcomer stands there covered in his enemy's blood, the shower starts to wash the blood away and he has an epiphany that his Cracky obsession was rooted in sexism. He then uses the shiv to castrate himself (qualifying himself for early release) and goes to work in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless! Spinoff series? Maybe!

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it is??

No.3265 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 17:46] [Report] []

Kimi?

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No.3268 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 17:54] [Report] []

No, na wa.


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what was featured in the magazine's article?

No.3051 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-10 08:54] [Report] []

I don't think it was a real magazine.

No.3168 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 12:51] [Report] []

WHAT WAS FEATURED IN THE MAGAZINE'S ARTICLE?

No.3169 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 13:15] [Report] []

I DON'T THINK IT WAS A REAL MAGAZINE.

No.3170 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 17:33] [Report] []

the half shark half alligator half man


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dame da ne

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No.2784 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 13:20] [Report] []

Ameno dore
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me

No.2788 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-27 07:04] [Report] []

ameno dori me

No.3132 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-13 00:41] [Report] []

>>2687
>>2694
This person really loves Cracky lol

No.3156 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-15 09:35] [Report] []

>>3132 this is the nicest thing that could ever be said about anybody


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