THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

FIRST REPLY

WOW. HE ISN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE.

Ponytail and horns? kek

Fly me to the moon and let me shart among the stars
Let me put your face between my arse down in the mart

alcohol is so disgusting i hate it

beer is good though.

2024 DAY 1 (2023 DAY 366 / 2022 DAY 731 / 2021 DAY 1096 / 2020 DAY 1462)

I said "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" hundreds of times on January 1

but I have a bad feeling that it won't be enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTEzhRn19s

http://tinyurl.com/mvj6kyek

"CRACKY get your ass over Here."

that's how I speak to her around her family.

Good things come to those who wait, sir.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh, Cracky
And I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life
Oh, Cracky
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
Oh, Cracky
Oh, Cracky

bitches don't know about crscky

2024 DAY 2 (2023 DAY 367 / 2022 DAY 732 / 2021 DAY 1097 / 2020 DAY 1463)

I keep saying her name but she never says my name :-(

>>24480
It is inevitable, such is the fate of all Crackyfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x37VR9hhESI

god those trampoline women are attractive

CRACKY and NOT ME

Dishp

lol

2024 DAY 3 (2023 DAY 368 / 2022 DAY 733 / 2021 DAY 1098 / 2020 DAY 1464)

so, how about those LED light bulbs, eh? what's up with those? they're supposed to last 10 years but they rarely last 10 months! sometimes not even 10 weeks! are we REALLY saving money versus incandescents? they use less energy but they cost a lot more and it seems like (despite claims) we have to replace them just as often!

how is this related to CRACKY, you might ask? that's for YOU to figure out, dear reader.

post a comment in this webzone if you know how this is related to CRACKY

IMA DIP MY BALLS INTO SOME THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSIN CAUSE I GOT DEPRESSION

Why did she do it?

>Why did she do it?

I can't relax around this ape.

2024 DAY 5 (2023 DAY 369 / 2022 DAY 734 / 2021 DAY 1099 / 2020 DAY 1465)

"the fate of joy is also the destruction of rebirth"
~Naruto

The best girl I found her Cracky is best girl I have ever found.

what does this mean?

>>24493
I've been thinking about this. Everything is the way it is because as a society we don't deserve anything better.

If I broke through heaven's gates isn't the same as being accepted into heaven. Think of it this way a trap is sprung or defensive mechanisms.

It's like robbing a bank and you have the duffel bag of money, and the ink blows all over it.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

2024 DAY 6 (2023 DAY 370 / 2022 DAY 735 / 2021 DAY 1100 / 2020 DAY 1466)

I know some people believe that Cracky is hiding on Epstein Island

but now I'm hearing rumours that the island doesn't exist, it's like Atlantis or the moon, it's a hologram or something, with holographic children

so Cracky probably isn't there, because it's a hologram and if you tried to stand on it you'd just fall into the ocean, unless you can walk on water which I guess she could but what would even be the point

besides they don't even have a Jimmy Johns there so fuck that place

Pees in your butt

>>24499 how do you write in slanty language

>>24500
There's no such thing and, it's all in the eyes and I believe the CHINAMAN just outed himself. Whoopsie doo.

I want to watch Breaking Bad & Stranger Things & Game of Thrones & Better Call Saul with her

What does the Oxford University has to say about Cracky?

Me on my way to CRACKY'S

2024 DAY 7 (2023 DAY 371 / 2022 DAY 736 / 2021 DAY 1101 / 2020 DAY 1467)

I almost forgot to post
why does it matter
everything is pain
everyone is dying
is Cracky even catharsis anymore?
post a comment in this webzone if you know for sure

2024 DAY 8 (2023 DAY 372 / 2022 DAY 737 / 2021 DAY 1102 / 2020 DAY 1468)

That last post was a test. You passed by not taking the bait. Good job!

Finna bix doom bob dibby sayun

Uh oh

https://420chan.org

>>24506

I was sitting on a bench and all of a sudden a small dog is lying next to me where I put my jacket. I turn my gaze towards the dog and it's gone and instead it's my blue denim jacket lying there. I turn my head away and voila! There I see the same dog again in the corner of my eye. I repeat this a couple of times until I decide to try petting the dog (a black and white Border Collie), although I keep my eyes forward so I only see it out of the corner of my eye. I could pet it and I felt fur and everything, it felt like a living dog as they moved and appreciated me petting it. When I was about to pat it, I turned my gaze and then it was gone and there I was; patting my jacket like a mong.

The voices usually come when I am exposed to extreme stress and pressure and the nastiest thing is when the voice wants me to kill.

I hate people so that people die to the right and to the left just pleases me. I've had the dubious honor of seeing people die unnaturally before my eyes and honestly, it's never affected me.

What fascinated me on one occasion was when some wino fell and hit his skull on the hill so he had them convulsions and then died. I looked into his eyes from a distance (about 2 m) when he died. It was like a lamp went off. It is one of the most fascinating things I have ever been part of.

2024 DAY 9 (2023 DAY 373 / 2022 DAY 738 / 2021 DAY 1103 / 2020 DAY 1469)

>>24509

yes, very good, it's good to communicate

now, how does it relate to the Upward Regent?

2024 DAY 10 (2023 DAY 374 / 2022 DAY 739 / 2021 DAY 1104 / 2020 DAY 1470)

I'm hearing a lot about secret Jew tunnels. Are these relevant to our interests? Is that where she's hiding? Did she dig them herself?

>>24511
I believe CRACKY is indeed bleeding on mattresses but I'm not sure about tunnels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6YF-nxc7XI

I hate the Republicans for posting blurred photos of Hunter Biden's penis all the time, LET US SEE IT PROPERLY

Focus on CRACKYYY
Not on DIIIICK

what about cracky dick

what's so wrong with cracky dick

>>24513
This but unironically.

>>24518
Make America white again.

mardigras

>>24519
America is about being the best. Where everyone from everywhere joins together and makes an All-Star team of heroes. White people were at the forefront of this.

2024 DAY 11 (2023 DAY 375 / 2022 DAY 740 / 2021 DAY 1105 / 2020 DAY 1471)

my reaction when Cracky tries to emerge from her secret Jew-tunnel

H A R A M B E NO

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2024 DAY 12 (2023 DAY 376 / 2022 DAY 741 / 2021 DAY 1106 / 2020 DAY 1472)

consider this: Cracky owes us nothing because she already gave us everything

BUT

her silence is making her come across as a bit cold and aloof

is that how she wants to be perceived?

>>24526
people of cracky's status don't care how they're perceived by normies.

it's like how Alex jones always bashes bill Gates or the Rockefellers or anybody else like that on his show. They don't listen to that garbage nobody does only brainless idiot people do.

what infuriates me the most is how she surveils me almost 24/7 without my knowledge but she doesn't interfere with my life she just watches and waits.

what do you think her life is like? she wakes up and sees all the hot e girls everywhere and gets depressed probably.

>>24527>>24528>>24529>>24530>>24532

Pick it up, Sambo.

>>24530
she can't interfere with my life I live in a free country from tyranny. she's probably seething over the fact she didn't won the revolutionary war

>>24533
lego cotton picker

>>24533
this is nice game

It's not 'boomers' it's 'baby boomers' they're regressing into babies.

Cracky is hoarding uncensored Hunter Biden dick pics and refusing to share them with us

I'm drinking honey from Cracky's lips and diamond juice from her boobs.

I got her dick in my mouth I'm sucking it or blowing whichever kids do these days

2024 DAY 13 (2023 DAY 377 / 2022 DAY 742 / 2021 DAY 1107 / 2020 DAY 1473)

I forgot what I was going to say

post a comment in this webzone if you know what I was going to say

I never have had my dick blowed or sucked lmao

>>24543
it's too small.

CRACKY

Cracky storage

Dead African American Storage

she goes plap plap plap

Seriously though what do you think about my wife O----a? tell me.

she's a handful.

2024 DAY 14 (2023 DAY 378 / 2022 DAY 743 / 2021 DAY 1108 / 2020 DAY 1474)

none of that was what I was going to say yesterday
I still can't remember, though
lost in time
like tears in rain

I love the anime she buys me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXSAEl_UBg

>>24553

2024 DAY 15 (2023 DAY 379 / 2022 DAY 744 / 2021 DAY 1109 / 2020 DAY 1475)

soy wojak: "Why Cracky?"
chad wojak: "Why NOT Cracky?"

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to Cracky
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to Cracky

it's no use
he sees her
he starts to cope and seethe
just like the
old man in
that song by The Police

>>24558
I'm bonking her from behind with my dick. I don't know if that's close.

Big PIMPIN

2024 DAY 16 (2023 DAY 379 / 2022 DAY 745 / 2021 DAY 1110 / 2020 DAY 1476)

R. Kelly should create a sequel to "Trapped In The Closet" entitled "Trapped In The Binbag (With Cracky"

or "Trapped In The Crackyverse"

I know some of you people don't like African Americans but you need to GET OVER IT. Besides he's one of the good ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbaIz9fHxSY

>>24563

>he's one of the good ones

I don't recall hearing that he was dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Afc4HM5HUg

>>24563

No, that didnt happen
BUTT
China did create a new corona Virus that turn your eyes white. Then you die 1000%. Finally. No it's quicker than Gates, Fauci, Moderna

>>24566

>turn your eyes white

Not a mouse or even a furry so...I'm not gonna waste time worrying about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haMsH-uAxwE

>>24565
>>24567
what a fuggin smug ass AI wow

2024 DAY 17 (2023 DAY 380 / 2022 DAY 746 / 2021 DAY 1111 / 2020 DAY 1477)

Cracky smug bitch, someone should take her down a peg or two

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqsqcJ6DZsg&ab_channel=JeremyCorbell

When I was a child, I used to play Pa with my sister. I stick my tongue out, close my eyes, and move to touch it. Sometimes they don't have sex and sleep in each other's beds, but when they wake up, they're drooling and their faces are covered in saliva. Ever since I was a teenager, if I would crawl into bed and leave my mark on her sheets, she would jump up and sleep in her clothes. She came back and asked her why. I said I didn't know what he was talking about. When the opportunity arises, I will take advantage of it now. How old are you most like porn, this squeeze kiss, shh, shh, shh

>>24570
I WANT CAKE NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB4-dywzCTg

I'll get you my CRACKY and your little dog too.

>>24569

>someone should take her down a peg or two

In Soviet Crackyslava, Cracky pegs you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gnsvaafNA

smugmaxxed

>>24575
sex is the devil. no sex for you

Imagine I'm forcing her to wear this she doesn't want to but I'm forcing her to do it.

>>24577 the AIfags have truly gone too far this time

my balls r drained "Thank you, CRACKY"

2024 DAY 18 (2023 DAY 381 / 2022 DAY 747 / 2021 DAY 1112 / 2020 DAY 1478)

it is what it is

>>24580
this is the girl I'm in love with.

2024 DAY 19 (2023 DAY 382 / 2022 DAY 748 / 2021 DAY 1113 / 2020 DAY 1479)

Cracky is what it is

>>24580>>24581>>24583

Me after a long night of viagra, cocaine and CRACKY

>>24583
I'm in love with her.

It's that time again. I'm all alone nobody to talk to and depressed and sad. I love CRACKY but I'm not worthy. But then again, I don't love anyone else more than her. I love and respect CRACKY more than anyone. But I'm not worthy I'm sad and pathetic.

aches and pains that don't ever go away.

I want a loving embrace from my CRACKY, just one hug before I die don't I deserve that I think so.

I deserve to be held in her arms>>24570 it's joever

I want to live on just her piss and shit.

is it on or off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0cHyUS5tDE

>>24591
While honesty may be a virtue, keeping some things to yourself is a higher virtue, never pass up a good chance to STFU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JDPm_QHk4
Fun fact, coffee makes her pee.

>>24594

SO if drinking coffee is like drinking her pee, is drinking Ricard Pastis also that? (I'm asking for a friend who's currently day-drinking that).

>>24595
you see that OTHER glass next to the coffee, WUT DO YOU THINK THAT IS???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31j4DIpgY9U

>>24596
My friend has been day-drinking (subject/object) all day and is now drunk. I'll let him watch the video and come back to (ypou) with a bresponse. It may linger I'm afraid but I'm positive he'll eventually come back with an answer.

is this the Steam friend or the negro friend or some secret other friend

actually aren't Steam Friend and Negro Friend the same person?

>>24594
>>24596
you're looking at the next spiderman.

get me more pictures of spiderman

2024 DAY 20 (2023 DAY 383 / 2022 DAY 749 / 2021 DAY 1114 / 2020 DAY 1480)

Cracky-chan
Cracky-chan
does whatever a Cracky can

2 crackies

Can you imagine the sexual tension when she enters a room

I want to be a Rothschild and marry and have coitus with her. How do I become a Rothschild.

I'm plop plop plopping a cock in CRACKY

>>24605
Try work

>>24607
this is racist.

2024 DAY 21 (2023 DAY 384 / 2022 DAY 750 / 2021 DAY 1115 / 2020 DAY 1481)

kind of tempted to carry a red shield around with me at all times

but people wouldn't get it, would they?

>>24609
do you have a loicense to carry that red shield?

Oh, CRACKY I'm on a 4-Day nofap winkwink

>>24608
Saying something is racist is meaningless, if that is the only objection, the statement made remains true, nonetheless, racist or not.

2024 DAY 22 (2023 DAY 385 / 2022 DAY 751 / 2021 DAY 1116 / 2020 DAY 1482)

a question for non-racists: if Cracky ordered you to start being racist, would you do it?

a question for racists: if Cracky ordered you to stop being racist, would you do it?

adidac (All Day I Dream About Cracky)

Jesus said those who are unmarried should stay unmarried, and those who are married should stay married, therefore, I believe those who are nonracist should stay nonracist, and those who are racist should stay racist

but Simon didn't say.

and Scotty doesn't know

>>24617
Even Silverman fucked Matt Damon, get over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6AzF3lvt0

she HATES Monkey Island

they're racist against Asians because Asians are too loyal, they can't get them to turn. Same with anybody )))they((( can't manipulate or control they're racist against. )))They((( hate Jews. )))They(((want to cut everyone off from God.

2024 DAY 23 (2023 DAY 386 / 2022 DAY 752 / 2021 DAY 1117 / 2020 DAY 1483)

I bet you thought I forgot to post, didn't you? You wanted to see me fail. NOT TODAY, BITCH.

2024 DAY 24 (2023 DAY 387 / 2022 DAY 753 / 2021 DAY 1118 / 2020 DAY 1484)

thank you Cracky for protecting me from forgetting to post yesterday

you cut it pretty close though

>>24624
I don't want to see you fail. I want you to keep posting Cracky. I want you to succeed in posting Cracky. I want you to hook me up with Cracky.

>>24626

>I want you to hook me up with Cracky.

Reality is a MF'er, keep dreaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7ylYsr56I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtG3nUJsKBo

That pussy better stank otherwise I don't want it.

>>24630

>That pussy better stank otherwise I don't want it.

I'm not going to tell you that it doesn't, but her being a notorious hiki even before the "pandemic" happened, would lend a bit of credence to a bit of funk as recluses are sometimes known to be a little looser with their personal hygiene since they don't interact in person with other people anymore.
If you find her knocking buzzards off a shit-wagon at fifty paces you may want to rethink the pink, or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQT_a1b24eM

>>24627

Masturbating Afghan On the Tracks Stopped the Train Service

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what is it?

>>24633
what it is

Are you a bad enough dude to penetrate her red shield?

Illegal immigrants walk differently than legal.

2024 DAY 25 (2023 DAY 388 / 2022 DAY 754 / 2021 DAY 1119 / 2020 DAY 1485)

words words words Cracky etc
sorry I'm very very busy

>>24637

>words words words

Do or do not, there is no try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFnvAsKJp4E

is "TGIF" a white supremacist dog whistle?

2024 DAY 26 (2023 DAY 389 / 2022 DAY 755 / 2021 DAY 1120 / 2020 DAY 1486)

of course Cracky has hair & blue pronouns

I want CRACKY

I want nice things.

lol

>>24647
Fudge, not my type of pack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3ykEJGoXDA

What if you were a Rothschild and didn't like the color red?

Can Cracky use the loo correctly?

I like UK's prime minister I think he's cool.

2024 DAY 27 (2023 DAY 390 / 2022 DAY 756 / 2021 DAY 1121 / 2020 DAY 1487)

>>24649 you do not have to like the shield, you just have to carry it

(this is also a metaphor for CRACKY)

Yeah, I suppose I'd just do my duty so I could keep being in the 1% and stay married with CRACKY.

Hey Frens,
My name is Ian Brown, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, awesome, top-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at super great pictures. You are everything great in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever fingerblasted your arsehole? I mean, I guess it's fun fingerblasting, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than jerking off to beheading videos. is that normal?
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am leader of the Sunni Islam 2050 movment, and ex Tailban. How many arseholes have you fingered? other than fingerblasting your own? I also have 1,000 proxies, and have a banging hot hand (She just jerked me; Shit was SO cash). You are all top-cunts who should just live forever. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me.
P.S. don't take the vaccine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_lgC6Erx4s

2024 DAY 28 (2023 DAY 391 / 2022 DAY 757 / 2021 DAY 1122 / 2020 DAY 1488)

she probably doesn't have a computer anymore
because she stores her data…
(wait for it)
…IN THE CLOUD

get it?

like, the sky?

she doesn't have a computer because she has a life get it lol.

Where is the one, they call CRACKY-CHAN bring her to me.

>>24660
me down bottom

2024 DAY 29 (2023 DAY 392 / 2022 DAY 758 / 2021 DAY 1123 / 2020 DAY 1489)

Let me start by saying I'm sorry for my recent actions; it is inexcusable. I'm sorry to Cracky and the entire crackyverse community, and my incredible fans for not being a better example for appropriate conflict resolution. Cracky, while we certainly don't see eye to eye and have our difference, I am sorry for reacting the way I did when I should've taken the opportunity to show young crackyfags how adults and professionals resolve conflict by communicating directly, respectfully, and privately; not for views or content, but a meaningful example of how conflict should be solved. I will reach out directly and hope we can find some time to connect and communicate, respectfully. I'd also like to thank the crackyverse for holding me accountable. I deserve it, respect the decision and appreciate the opportunity to learn and grow from a true lapse in judgement.

>>24662

>a true lapse in judgement.

That would be skipping a few days on a drunken bender, don't take yourself waaaay too srsly. LOL.

Playmobil

2024 DAY 30 (2023 DAY 393 / 2022 DAY 759 / 2021 DAY 1124 / 2020 DAY 1490)

it is said that if you squint your eyes and look at this image, you will see your soulmate, the person most important to you

I see Cracky, of course. Do YOU??

Look out I've got gas tonight. Can't stop farting literally.

Ok well I just shat so maybe it will subside.

I sharted my undies last night because of 70 cl rum + coke

2024 DAY 31 (2023 DAY 394 / 2022 DAY 760 / 2021 DAY 1125 / 2020 DAY 1491)

I am once again asking you to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY

(Would ya do it from the front?)
(Would ya do it from the back?)

How you like it CRACKY
How you like it CRACKY
How you like it CRACKY

what does her pussy feel like?

Just busted to this French girl who looked like CRACKY. thx for reading my blog.

>>24673
Nigger, nigger, nigger!

I'm already sick and tired of hearing about "black history month", niggers too.

ching chong ching chong
qing chong cheng chong

xing chong xing chong!

Spring is in the air.

>>24683

Chinks are in the air.

be mine

2024 DAY 32 (2023 DAY 395 / 2022 DAY 761 / 2021 DAY 1126 / 2020 DAY 1492)

thanks for reminding me about Crack History Month

on that note, here's a discussion question:

how would you feel if you found out that CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY was married to an African American gentleman?

would you respect her decision?

would you be afraid of her husband beating you up?

my penis aches and yearns for CRACKY.

>>24686

>beating you up?

I suppose it could happen, but it's super unlikely, I fight dirty AF.

what a shit fucking year so far

>>24686

>CRACKY was married to an African American gentleman?

I've heard Dana called a lot of things but calling him a nigger is just rude.

Danigger

she's not married lol, don't be stupid, the airlady would never do that

>>24695

>not married

You are correct, she is not married... now.

>would never do that

Oh, but she did, hence the phrasing, WAS married. Don't you newfags know anything?

>>24697
>>24698
>>24699
>>24700
>>24701
>>24702
>>24703

sauce???????

she cute

>>24686

>Crack History Month

Where were you when Cracky stole the Delorean to go back in time to lead the Alled invasion and Storm the beaches of Normandy in WW2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur57IunS9To

Sarah Palin NEVER said "I can see Russia from my house"

it was Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

the elites want you to believe Sarah Palin said this BUT SHE DID NOT

I have to get back to my timeline.

>MARRY AND REPRODUCE

NO

I WILL NEVER MARRY

I WILL NEVER REPRODUCE

"they" want you to hate Sarah Palin for something she NEVER SAID

we straight GASSIN
CUTTIN straight to the bricks

>>24713 sorry I don't speak millennial or zoomer or whatever this is, can you translate?

>>24714
I have bad gas.

>>24713
this is what the refrance;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Onr4z2fdDM

do you believe Sarah Palin claimed to be able to see Russia from this house?

maybe you're from a timeline where that really happened but it NEVER happened in this timeline

WHO?

whomst?

"they" tried to slander Sarah Palin by claiming she said she could see Russia from her house but SHE NEVER SAID IT, it was Tina Fey spoofing her on Saturday Night Live

Okay.

it's because she's not Jewish

if she were Jewish NOBODY would fuck with her

kay

I feel like you're not taking this as seriously as I'm taking this.

"pee king duck" guy would take this seriously

all anons are not created equal

duck sauce soy sauce

>>24726

>not taking this as seriously as I'm taking this

Where were you when Cracky snuck onboard the Titanic and sank it by doping the helmsman's coffee eliminating all opposition to the adoption of a central bank owned by you know who... nothing could be more serious.

You think that Zion built itself? NO. Cracky had to go back in time to do it, as far back as firing the first shot at the battle of Lexington and Concord, to ensure that the fight got started, it might not have otherwise.

Who do you think fired the actual shot that killed JFK? Crackshot Cracky did, with a pistol, no less.

Who was punching Nazis at the battle of the Bulge? Cracky.

Who got Washington across the Delaware? Cracky did.

Who fought the Alien hordes on Earth 17? Cracky did, trust me, it was necessary to preserve our timeline.

All of that so that when the time came YOU could do your part, and die for Israel. Tell me, did she do it for nothing, was it all in vain?

>>24736
dang it forgot referance...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA

I'm making you breakfast for dinner CRACKY.

Eggs and pancakes with peach cobbler syrup

a little thank you for all that you do sweety <3

2024 DAY 33 (2023 DAY 396 / 2022 DAY 762 / 2021 DAY 1127 / 2020 DAY 1493)

POV you are Cracky-chan

we are the girls

it's a metaphor

don't nitpick it

don't be an asshole

tag yourself, I'm the ambiguously-ethnic girl on the far right with the GREAT boobs

I'm the furthest girl on the left with the glasses whose face is half hidden.

Carl Weathers dying during Black History Month is "sus"

it's possible someone is killing blacks

we need to get to the bottom of this

https://www.independentsentinel.com/rabbi-buys-mindgeek-that-owns-pornhub-other-porn-sites/

>>24744

>His family issued a statement saying he died “peacefully in his sleep.”

Even if it was the vaxx that got him, it's still not a bad way to go, better than being awake for it and freaking out. At least he didn't go out like Elvis, on the throne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THOXG-5rSk8

THOXG

>>24753
what is "THOXG"

that hoe over xhere gangster

CRACKY your pussy is so small I don't think my tiny cock will fit lmao.

2024 DAY 34 (2023 DAY 397 / 2022 DAY 763 / 2021 DAY 1128 / 2020 DAY 1494)

Lorem ipsum Cracky sit amet

>>24758
I'd like to marry her sooner than later, so we have some time together at least.

2024 DAY 35 (2023 DAY 398 / 2022 DAY 764 / 2021 DAY 1129 / 2020 DAY 1495)

>>24760

LOL her fingers are too large, it'll never fit

also the man seems to be missing a thumb and the woman has an extra finger

they do say "opposites attract" though

Cracky would NEVER make mistakes like that

(((They))) are invading the border right now. It's WW3 in your backyard and what are you doing? GOONING?

I made that up.

It wasn't based on any facts or proof. Fact: Proof can be evidence and evidence can be fabrication. Fabricated evidence can be facts based on proof based on science based on facts based on lies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXgbUsuUcoo

2024 DAY 36 (2023 DAY 399 / 2022 DAY 765 / 2021 DAY 1130 / 2020 DAY 1496)

I encountered a quote:

"I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you."

I feel like this is a metaphor for CRACKY

pic semi-related, it's CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY's truck

>>24769
okay explain it then

2024 DAY 37 (2023 DAY 400 / 2022 DAY 766 / 2021 DAY 1131 / 2020 DAY 1497)

>>24770 she is cute, she is sweet, do you understand???

anyway imagine Cracky comes back and you get diagnosed with cancer the next day, wouldn't that be ironic???

don't you think?

I just don't understand, and nobody can understand it for me.

I'm yelling and screaming telepathically and psychically for CRACKY to drain my balls!

DRAIN MY FUCKING BALLS CRACKY WRYYYYY

>>24773

>I'm yelling and screaming telepathically and psychically for CRACKY to drain my balls!

You may have to take matters into your own hands, gnomesayin'?

>>24775
I'm going to need you on my dick sucking it draining my balls making me cum.

>>24775
jokes on you I just fapped to this.

>>24778
Let me guess, you're vaccinated. You do know that shit has four different kinds of AIDS baked into it? SRSLY.

What kind of ears are those not cat ears.

>Happy Valentines

I chuckled.

so many nigger-tier posts on this board

>>24782
yep, that's my posting style so you can identify me anonymously.

>>24783
Have you considered that you could be Blaxxinated?

Besides, no Crackynigger has ever been proven to exist.

What makes the red man red?

2024 DAY 38 (2023 DAY 401 / 2022 DAY 767 / 2021 DAY 1132 / 2020 DAY 1498)

Cracky is not real

I love my life

2024 DAY 39 (2023 DAY 402 / 2022 DAY 768 / 2021 DAY 1133 / 2020 DAY 1499)

which is a better world, a world where Cracky is real or a world where Cracky is not real?

a world where cracky isreal and she's sitting on my face

I'm already Tracer

I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED
I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED
I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED
I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED
I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED
I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED

FIGHT IT FIGHT THE CIA NIGGER

>>24794

>FIGHT IT FIGHT THE CIA NIGGER

Why fight it, just glow with it.

>>24795
if this was actually Olivia, I'd smash but it isn't Olivia or CRACKY and Olivia actually is more attractive than both this girl and CRACKY.

CRACKY is a fetish.

>>24796

>more attractive than both this girl and CRACKY.

Yes, but which one is the evil (fun) twin?

>>24798
>>24798

>that look she gives you after you just blew up the bathroom.

ghosts kept waking me up all night wanting to give me hand jobs.

http://tinyurl.com/4hapadfn

they put the N word on a .gov website, can you believe this????????

>>24803
How can you be so certain that the .gov website wasn't built underneath the N word?

2024 DAY 40 (2023 DAY 403 / 2022 DAY 769 / 2021 DAY 1134 / 2020 DAY 1500)

"BRITNEY SPEARS" is an anagram of "PRESBYTERIANS"

I feel like this is a metaphor for Cracky

>>24803

>can you believe this????????

Yes, though their research is intentionally incomplete, the term was originally used almost exclusively negroes to refer to negroes from Niger and Nigerians, rather infamous among Africans as being the niggiest niggers among niggers, but then gradually over time came to refer to just African American delinquent negroes as they clearly took the title away from the original niggers, and now you know.

>>24805
it also anagrams into Retain by Pres...
Presidentally approved press gang.

coincidence?

2024 DAY 40 (2023 DAY 403 / 2022 DAY 769 / 2021 DAY 1134 / 2020 DAY 1500)

This Is Not A Coincidence Because Nothing Is Ever A Coincidence

a.k.a. "TINACBNIEAC"

and is an anagram of both "anti nice cab" and "cabin CIA net"

TINACBNIEAC

it's not a coincidence that you're reading this, dear reader

wtf even is "TINACBNIEAC"

"anti nice cab" and "cabin CIA net" two nothing burgers

>>24811

>two nothing burgers

Which incidentally is an anagram for reburthening, an antiquated way of saying to re-burden something, or enslave... nope, not ever a coincidence. Gnomesaiyan'...pic related...goin' supasaiyan.

milk tea black hot!

Nigger outside my house now, howling at the full moon. YIKES!

Can't wait for the next video game niggers make.

SPEAR BRITNEY

this is a metaphor for CRACKY.

message for CRACKY Only You Can Save The White Race

2024 DAY 41 (2023 DAY 404 / 2022 DAY 770 / 2021 DAY 1135 / 2020 DAY 1501)

metaphor blah blah
it's ALL FUCKING METAPHORS
it's all the way down

haiku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGUy86xnzc

2024 DAY 42 (2023 DAY 405 / 2022 DAY 771 / 2021 DAY 1136 / 2020 DAY 1502)

imagine this is CRACKY's price list

you have $200

what do??

>>24827
The SIGNED POSTER
The 1996 (2024) CALENDARS
and STICKER x10

>>24827
Suki suki
all night long

>s0ylent

<s0ylent
s0ylent
s0ylent
***s0ylent***
==s0ylent==

>>24827

>1996 calendar

she'd be 6 years old

That would just be wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcvO5wjTorQ

where is >>24836 ?

2024 DAY 43 (2023 DAY 406 / 2022 DAY 772 / 2021 DAY 1137 / 2020 DAY 1503)

the correct answer is 13 hugs + 1 sticker

2024 DAY 44 (2023 DAY 407 / 2022 DAY 773 / 2021 DAY 1138 / 2020 DAY 1504)

or maybe just keep the $200

I didn't say you had to spend all the money

or any of it, for that matter

I already said what I'd spend it on you faggot. And no, I'm not keeping the $200.

>>24842

>the correct answer

You get 40 sticker paid for and 40 free stxkers because you paid for them separately, and then you stick them to your body and so a Cracktaro selfie cosplay in front of her, and she'll be scarred for life.

Quit moving the goalpost.

Stop moving the goalpost.

I'm sick on Valentine's Day

I WANA DIE

>>24851
It's easy, don't breathe, you're welcome.

Happy Ash Wednesday.

Do you have a peepee or a cock?

2024 DAY 45 (2023 DAY 408 / 2022 DAY 774 / 2021 DAY 1139 / 2020 DAY 1505)

>>24844 >>24845
>>24847 >>24851

you gave AN answer, yes, but not all answers are created equal

think of it this way, "AN answer" and "THE answer" are not necessarily the same thing

just like "A queen of the sky" is not the same as "THE queen of the sky"

did they give money to that guy on Wheel Of Fortune who guessed "FUCK ME IN THE ASS TONIGHT"?

well, he got consolation prizes, probably

or that guy on Wheel of Fortune when the correct answer was "NAGGERS", that guy provided "AN answer" instead of "THE answer"

he probably got consolation prizes too

would you like me to console you, dear reader?

I would be happy to console you until you are consoled

>>24868
yes.

I want my consolation stupid fucking nigger

2024 DAY 46 (2023 DAY 409 / 2022 DAY 775 / 2021 DAY 1140 / 2020 DAY 1506)

>>24870
for FOUR HUNDRED years
that word
has kept us down

took a whole lot of trying
just to get up that hill
now we're up in the big leagues
getting our turn at bat
as long as we live
it's you and me, baby
there ain't nothing wrong with that

do you feel consoled yet?

>This thread is awaiting moderation. The post was successful, do not repost.

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX???

better not be some stupid "R" shit again

NAGGERS
NAGGERS

I just came back from the hard R cafe.

How do I get this stench of nigge off me?

>>24871
The subliminal inception of a dude pretending to be a dude pretending to be another dude is just, wow deep, but still kind of niggery.

2024 DAY 47 (2023 DAY 410 / 2022 DAY 776 / 2021 DAY 1141 / 2020 DAY 1507)

here is a riddle for you

I doubt anyone is astute enough to solve this

what would you call this thing?

(sorry for shit quality, I couldn't find a better version)

>>24879

GOOK BIRD

Shitting mallard

2024 DAY 48 (2023 DAY 411 / 2022 DAY 777 / 2021 DAY 1142 / 2020 DAY 1508)

thanks to all who participated

the correct answer was "PEE KING DUCK"

better luck next time!

2024 DAY 49 (2023 DAY 412 / 2022 DAY 778 / 2021 DAY 1143 / 2020 DAY 1509)

Hypothetical scenario: you are on an airplane with Cracky and her brother. They're texting each other because they're sitting several rows apart. You're right behind Cracky, taking pictures of her phone and reading her text messages, obviously.

But it turns that both of the Fieldses are using racial slurs and sending hateful messages to each other about the African American flight attendant.

Would you report them to the airline?

Why, or why not?

Unlike the "PEE KING DUCK" puzzle, this is just a thought experiment, there is no correct answer.

>>24884
I understand you may think you're attitude towards the negro is progressive and forward thinking but I assure you that it's unrealistic and wrong. 1 out of a hundred might...might be worth a shit, the rest are a complete waste of time. It is however your time to waste in anyway you see fit, and if you choose to spend that time wasting it defending imaginary negroes that would sooner stab you than look at you, well bless your heart.

Oh, and before you get all butthurt, Goy=nigger, and if you're not a Roff, all the other jews are their niggers too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0

why did the site go down briefly?

why did the site go down briefly AGAIN?

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

2024 DAY 50 (2023 DAY 413 / 2022 DAY 779 / 2021 DAY 1144 / 2020 DAY 1510)

slutchan.com just came back up from an almost 1.5-hour outage

this is why you should ONLY put your faith in Cracky, the queen of the sky

because, unlike the slutchan.com server, she will NEVER go down on you

she has never and will never go down on anyone

the server wasn't down at all

>>24889

>never go down

Hadn't really considered it, she can lay there and play dead for all I care, the foreplay is unnecessary, already down.

What is the worst nigger?
What is the best?
Let's list our champions.

does cracky have a job?

>>24890 what do you gain from lying?

>>24893 queen of the sky

also part-time @ Blockbuster

I want to murder the d.ude who destroyed blockbuster cowley road

2024 DAY 51 (2023 DAY 414 / 2022 DAY 780 / 2021 DAY 1145 / 2020 DAY 1511)

she will never give you up
she will never let you down
she will never run around or desert you
she will never make you cry
she will never say goodbye
she will never tell a lie or hurt you

UNLIKE THE SLUTCHAN.COM SERVER WHICH DOES ALL OF THOSE THINGS ON A FAR TOO REGULAR BASIS

>>24897
Complimentary gaslighting with every post, ask me how.

"the city wasn't bombed at all"
~admin of hiroshima dot jp

>>24894 the server this site is hosted on never went down. the dns servers were down for a period of time, but this site's server never went down.

>>24900 get better DNS, Cloudflare is nice, you don't have to use their proxy if you don't want to, they have a DNS-only mode

self-hosting DNS servers is neurodivergent

cloudflare is not nice. kill yourself.

right now.

Cracky's face when you post anti-Cloudflare propaganda

Cloudflare haters are worse than racists probably

2024 DAY 52 (2023 DAY 415 / 2022 DAY 781 / 2021 DAY 1146 / 2020 DAY 1512)

the only cloud I believe in is the one Cracky sleeps on

>>24906
It probably smells like her farts and b.o., oh look there's the way up.

>>24907 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irz-F4pU4R8

many colors in the caustic rainbow

>>24904
UGLY GIRLS NEAR YOU WANT SEX

2024 DAY 53 (2023 DAY 416 / 2022 DAY 782 / 2021 DAY 1147 / 2020 DAY 1513)

everything is pain except cracky

Fuck the letter “R”: You know EXACTLY why. This is of course politically related as the menace that the letter R brings society’s is rarely discussed in public. In before some dumb LIBTARDED Reddit cultist says no actually fuck the letter “Z”. The real problem is the letter R and I’m tired of not seeing it spoken about on a so-called political forum.

>>24913

>TOSQ
>chansluts
>political forum

Nigger what?

>>24914
nigga who are you quoting?

>>24915

>nigga

C'mon man, just say it.

NIGGER.

black people are so fucking detestable.

white people that act black are just as bad.

I detest Asians too for the simple fact they are soulless.

beaners too

and poor white folk

Just everyone except me is a nigger.

That's where we're at now everyone is an off-world alien race sent here to gaslight me. I'm the only human person left.

me against the world

fuck grey aliens they are niggers.

I'
m
The
Nigger?

2024 DAY 54 (2023 DAY 417 / 2022 DAY 783 / 2021 DAY 1148 / 2020 DAY 1514)

I want Cracky to kill me

this is the ideal outcome

I don't want to die alone

>>24930
I don't want to congratulate you too early on your demise, but it's pretty much a done deal at this point, being all vaxxed up and what not, but that's ok, nobody geta out of here alive.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snEcAdbGXTY

>>24931
bbc

I'm still in love with you CRACKY.

I only answer to my sky queen corky. I do anything she asks. I listen to everything she tells me.

told that nigger to fuck off.

Ok cracky just shat on me :(
Should I interpret it as a referende to the indian or do I read to much into it and she jyst shat on my body???

>>24937
you should want to be shat on by Cracky

2024 DAY 55 (2023 DAY 418 / 2022 DAY 784 / 2021 DAY 1149 / 2020 DAY 1515)

post a comment in this webzone if you remember what it's like not to be in pain

post a comment in this webzone if

post a comment in this webzone if you had sex before

>>24937
>>24938
You'd never bathe again
>>24939
life is pain
>>24940
Sex before what, the fall of the East Berlin Wall?

>>24941
sex before you die

2024 DAY 56 (2023 DAY 419 / 2022 DAY 785 / 2021 DAY 1150 / 2020 DAY 1516)

farewell to an Elder Crackyfag

Jacob Rothschild died at age 87

he now lives in the sky

goodnight sweet prince

we will honor and remember you

everything is terrible.

>>24944
Look at the bright side, she might attend the funeral and there might be pics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p6dKzuPEh8

If Cracky told you how bad of a person and how horrible you are would you care? Would you take it seriously and do something about it? What would you do how would you react.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lr9VuGZgmw

>>24947

Blastoise is superior because Charizard is weak to them and Venusaur sux. Otherwise Charizard is superior. Picking Blastoise means Gary picks Venusaur which you actively just forced him into picking the shitty pokemon. Don't give Gary Charizard. make him take Venusaur or Blastoise. Picking Charizard means you'll be at a disadvantage to your rival fights but it should be easy enough.

if you don't take the Charmander poke ball in red or blue version you are a faggot

I want her to eat my brains

I'm such a tiny insignificant person how does the world know what a pathetic loser I am?
It's her she knows who I am and keeps me trapped in her crystal prison.
She's afraid I will leave her or something. She has to make me believe the world is a terrible place and that I'm helpless.
But it's so real I'm scared. Everyone seems so hostile towards me, but I seriously need a doctor.
Does this happen in your cunt? I'm sick and injured and retarded but nobody is willing to help they just say bad things toward me. And leave me to suffer.
Nothing makes sense anymore I just want to help people. help me help you help me. Instead, I have the worst karma for being polite and straight and narrow? treat others like you would want to be treated? Couldn't be more wrong.
Back to Cracky and how she made all of this to torture me and keep me bound to her. For what though? Just so she can judge me and call me retarded or emotionally and domestically abuse me? That's sick she is sick.
She must really get off to the power she has over a poor beaten down human(male) at her beck and call. Jacob promised me her after he passed It was the only thing I made sure I'd get. Is that why she's mad? Because of the situation? She still loves me she says so every morning and night. So, what if I don't deserve her life isn't fair. I digress...

feet

>>24954
Well this morning as I was going about my business preparing my breakfast my mom called me and asked what that guy burning himself at the Jew embassy was all about. Forgetting for a moment that it was my mom and she just wanted a simplistic answer she could make fit in her small reality, I let her have it with both barrels and went off on a legendary antizionist rant.

Short story I cursed the Roffs and focused my rage to a space-laser of hate, a short while later, I find out Jacob was deader than disco, many keks were had. I'm sure it's just random coincidence like that time the chopper went down... but I wouldn't worry about it.

>>24956
Remember kids, be safe playing with fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYI-zfc544

>>24946 Rothshilds only have a few billion dollars left spread among all of them

2024 DAY 57 (2023 DAY 420 / 2022 DAY 786 / 2021 DAY 1151 / 2020 DAY 1517)

a scrawny army dork burned himself to death for Palestine and now people are making fanart where he looks much cooler than he actually was

now a lot of attention is being drawn to his cause

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

when a human is cremated, only 3.5% of the body mass remains behind

96.5% goes into the sky

Butt-RICE! Butt-RICE! Butt-RICE!