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No.18249 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-01 15:29] [Report] 1672604954694.png (588782 B, 640x675) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Welcome to CATHARSIS ACADEMY - 2023 - thread 1 of ???

WHAT IS THIS? This is the place you go to learn how to achieve catharsis, or to help others reach catharsis.

SUPREME RULE: "In a world where you can choose to be anything, choose to be kind." ~Albert Einstein

Please read full thread history:
2020 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php (https://archive.today/VkjYd)
2021 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php (https://archive.today/mKfkB)
2022 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php (https://archive.today/2kdYI)
2022 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php (https://archive.today/v6Un9)
2023 thread 1 of ?: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/18249.php

2022 was kind of a dud... let's do our best this year!

No.18258 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-02 17:28] [Report] 1672698530045.png (567055 B, 576x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 2 (2022 DAY 367 / 2021 DAY 732 / 2020 DAY 1098)

I didn't sleep well on NYE. I was too nervous that I'd fuck up the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY. I kept waking up every few minutes. I said "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" usually multiple times every time I woke up, even before midnight. I had weird dreams that I can't remember. It was kind of a clusterfuck. But the job got done, I guess? "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" was indeed said. Hundreds of times, probably. I continued sporadically throughout the day just in case.

No.18259 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-03 17:09] [Report] 1672783745528.jpg (73791 B, 685x672) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 3 (2022 DAY 368 / 2021 DAY 733 / 2020 DAY 1099)

It's quiet. Where did all the people go? Still on holiday? I hope we didn't lose anybody to suicide. Or traffic fatalities. Or anything else.

No.18261 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 06:51] [Report] 1672833078542.png (908690 B, 1440x1100) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18264 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 07:34] [Report] []

You can't fuck with Michael Jackson

No.18270 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 08:19] [Report] 1672838376762.jpg (113843 B, 1019x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18272 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 08:21] [Report] []

I love Pink Floyd *oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oinkq

No.18273 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 08:22] [Report] []

the wizard of oz

No.18282 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 08:57] [Report] []

HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I LIKE YOU FUCKING SLUT BITCH ORARORAROROARORAOROAORAOROAORAOROAOROAROAROAOROAROAOROAROAOROAROOAROAOROAOROAROAROOAOROAROAORO

No.18283 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 08:58] [Report] []

BITES MY FUCKING FLESH

No.18284 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 08:59] [Report] []

i DID shrooms and acid and smoked a lot of pot

No.18288 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-04 17:22] [Report] 1672870959564.jpg (852306 B, 1200x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 4 (2022 DAY 369 / 2021 DAY 734 / 2020 DAY 1100)

It looks like we're "back to normal" at least. But is "normal" good enough? How can we do better than normal? How can we create a "NEW normal"? Post a comment in this webzone if you have any ideas.

No.18289 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 19:10] [Report] []

DELTARUNE is an anagram of UNDERTALE

No.18290 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 19:20] [Report] 1672878023504.jpg (4927 B, 552x91) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18291 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 19:38] [Report] 1672879097048.jpg (86766 B, 896x759) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18292 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-04 22:32] [Report] []

I just want to rub her feet

No.18293 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-05 02:22] [Report] []

>>18291
It's the NIGGER'S least problem.

No.18295 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-05 16:37] [Report] 1672954665315.png (1391285 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 5 (2022 DAY 370 / 2021 DAY 735 / 2020 DAY 1101)

GNU/Normal

No.18296 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-05 19:33] [Report] []

>>18295
Gape Newell

No.18297 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-05 21:34] [Report] []

>>18296 no, Richmond Stalin

No.18298 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-05 23:55] [Report] 1672980936446.gif (773008 B, 400x215) [YIS] [GIS] []
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we went 4 days without the N word, good job guys, next year let's go for a whole week

No.18299 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-06 02:31] [Report] 1672990294338.jpg (70682 B, 531x530) [YIS] [GIS] []
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hey Uncle Charlie

No.18300 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-06 14:55] [Report] 1673034931683.png (38288 B, 650x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 6 (2022 DAY 371 / 2021 DAY 736 / 2020 DAY 1102)

please do not ignore me
please work together with me to create an excellent year & an excellent thread
otherwise Cracky will be disappointed with ALL of us

No.18301 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-06 15:01] [Report] []

>>18300
Mods already gave this year the worst possible start by deleting the pic I posted with CRACK sucking the cock of a doggie. Very cute pic.

No.18302 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-06 15:08] [Report] []

>>18301 it wasn't her

No.18307 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-06 17:39] [Report] 1673044757449.jpg (51657 B, 849x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Yet the Lord pleads with you still; Ask where the good road is, the godly paths you need to walk in. in the days of the long ago. Travel there, and you will find rest for your souls., But you reply, "No, that is not the road we want!" I set watchmen over you who warned you, "Listen to the sound of the trumpet! It will let you know when the trouble comes." But you said, "No, we won't pay attention!"

No.18309 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-06 20:15] [Report] 1673054135928.jpg (26363 B, 494x341) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18310 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-07 04:21] [Report] []

SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC

No.18311 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-07 08:44] [Report] []

It's so sad she's going to be 40 and single with no children. Only ever having sex with a dog and her dad.

No.18312 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-07 09:04] [Report] []

it is what it is

No.18313 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-07 10:41] [Report] []

>>18312
Those dogs can F U C K though.

No.18314 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-07 11:21] [Report] 1673108483287.jpg (48458 B, 500x401) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 7 (2022 DAY 372 / 2021 DAY 737 / 2020 DAY 1103)

I said your name 3 times please respond

No.18315 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-07 22:11] [Report] 1673147485988.png (161984 B, 360x270) [YIS] [GIS] []
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She has no power here

No.18316 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-08 02:32] [Report] []

>>18315
LIAR LIAR PANTIES IN MOUTH

No.18320 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-08 12:40] [Report] 1673199646885.jpg (91427 B, 768x767) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 8 (2022 DAY 373 / 2021 DAY 738 / 2020 DAY 1104)

don't "wake up today and choose violence"

instead "wake up today and choose CRACKY"

have I had this thought before? time is a flat circle

No.18321 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-08 14:10] [Report] 1673205013231.jpg (58619 B, 600x772) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Do you faggots realize what you have done with your Cracky Cracky Cracky spell/incantation/hex thing?

You've released the Kraken.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/fortune.com/well/2023/01/06/kraken-covid-symptoms-what-to-know-about-xbb-1-5-strain/amp/

No.18327 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-08 21:35] [Report] []

Europeans are the biggest fucking pussys omg

No.18329 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 01:44] [Report] 1673246695265.jpg (132810 B, 720x522) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Blockbuster Cowley Road

No.18330 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 06:03] [Report] []

What would you do if you found out that Cracky was doing private cam shows with strangers over the internet showing her naked body and masturbating for them

No.18331 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 07:00] [Report] []

>>18330
It all depends.
If it's vanilla porn I would never forgive her for not inviting her old fans. If it were DOG SEX I'd swallow my pride and subscribe because I wouldn't be able to resist.

No.18332 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 07:06] [Report] []

Stop lying. She didn't fuck any doges so quit saying she did.

No.18333 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 07:08] [Report] []

She was naked only one time doing her own thing that was leaked by the infamous hacker known as 4chen

No.18334 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 07:09] [Report] []

She doesn't do porn. She doesn't have an OF or anything like that. She was naked in private alone and her privacy was invaded.

No.18335 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 07:11] [Report] []

she's a cute & sweet girl that was the victim of cyber bullying to the extreme

No.18336 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 07:12] [Report] []

She doesn't even look at penises or anything of that nature

No.18337 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 08:44] [Report] []

rubbing my butt pretending its Cracky's

No.18338 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-09 10:19] [Report] 1673277584907.jpg (89019 B, 432x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 9 (2022 DAY 374 / 2021 DAY 739 / 2020 DAY 1105)

>>18321 so what you're saying is there's a new vaccine coming soon? exciting! my card is full... do I get a new card stapled to it or what??

No.18339 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 10:33] [Report] 1673278434292.png (717756 B, 803x1196) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I want her to nurse me

No.18340 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 11:37] [Report] []

And you may find yourself on slutchan
And you may find yourself in The Temple of the Sky Queen
And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is Cracky?"

No.18341 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 11:53] [Report] []

I'm sleep deprived because of her

No.18343 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:14] [Report] []

I can't do this anymore

No.18344 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:16] [Report] []

I can't live like this
I can't live without

No.18345 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:19] [Report] []

catharsis

No.18346 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:20] [Report] []

Everyone should be saying this

No.18347 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:23] [Report] []

>>18336
Posting >9000 posts doesn't make your lies any truer. The only truth is your claim about PENISES. It's true she doesn't care about men's cocks anymore. Once you go DOG you never go back.Cracky is addicted to the fast pace doggos fuck in. She's never looking towards a man again, period.

No.18348 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:30] [Report] 1673285438641.png (43273 B, 182x182) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Then says the Lord, the enemy shall break open the graves of the kings and of the princes and priests and prophets and people and dig out their bones and spread them out on the ground before the sun and moon and stars. Their bones shall not be gathered up again nor buried but shall be scattered like dung upon the ground. And those of this evil nation who are still left alive shall long to die, rather than live where I will scatter them, says the Lord almighty.

No.18349 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 12:41] [Report] 1673286088570.jpg (11114 B, 350x250) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Don't act like the people who make horoscopes and try to read their fate and future in the stars! Don't be frightened by predictions such as theirs, for it is all a pack of lies. Their ways are futile and foolish. They cut down a tree and carve an idol and decorate it with gold and silver and fasten it securely in place with hammer and nails, so that it won't fall over, and there stands their god like a helpless scarecrow in a garden! It cannot speak and must be carried, for it cannot walk. Don't be afraid of such a God for it can neither harm nor help, nor do any good.

No.18350 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 13:45] [Report] []
No.18351 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 13:52] [Report] 1673290352148.jpg (132689 B, 500x335) [YIS] [GIS] []
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8PBrhFN35c

you couldn't make a video like this today
you'd get "cancelled"

No.18352 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 14:10] [Report] []

if it exists there's porn of it

No.18355 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 14:27] [Report] []

>>18351
the negroe buys good quality merchandise

No.18356 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 14:33] [Report] []

I just realized I'm not a negro

No.18357 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 15:22] [Report] 1673295746993.webm (1829697 B, 320x240) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18330
>>18331
the closest you'll get

No.18358 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 16:51] [Report] []

>>18357
That's just Charlotte Sartre trying to sound cool and be an edgelord

No.18364 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-09 23:13] [Report] []

I EAT, SHIT, AND BREATH CRACKY

No.18371 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-10 18:11] [Report] []

What's a good tumbleweed photo?

No.18375 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-10 20:00] [Report] 1673398820454.png (880398 B, 887x887) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 10 (2022 DAY 375 / 2021 DAY 740 / 2020 DAY 1106)

we could see her in the grocery store and not even recognize her
perhaps this has already happened

No.18376 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-10 20:39] [Report] 1673401195855.png (775105 B, 768x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18378 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-10 22:29] [Report] []

>>18375
I have this fantasy I see her in a grocery store and completely ignore her

No.18379 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 07:26] [Report] []

>>18376
BROTHERMAN

No.18380 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 07:30] [Report] []

how can you even be a sex offender if you didn't ever had sex before?

No.18381 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 10:31] [Report] []

>>18380 you could masturbate inside a school

No.18382 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 11:06] [Report] []

>>18381
SICKO

No.18383 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 11:21] [Report] 1673454071649.jpg (8034 B, 213x237) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18384 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 11:49] [Report] []

stop making an 'F' with my desktop icons

No.18387 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-11 14:39] [Report] 1673465941287.png (1273104 B, 1600x763) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 11 (2022 DAY 376 / 2021 DAY 741 / 2020 DAY 1107)

It's my fault bad things are happening. I'm not fulfilling my responsibilities.

No.18388 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-11 22:32] [Report] []

I'm sorry it wasn't you rearranging my desktop icons it was on my end I apologize.

No.18389 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 00:44] [Report] 1673502259502.jpg (10554 B, 385x257) [YIS] [GIS] []
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massive dump incoming very big dump happening major dump stay tuned

No.18390 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 03:45] [Report] []

the deuce was very huge and massive. huge deuce. God bless America.

No.18391 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 06:05] [Report] 1673521504235.png (40301 B, 506x470) [YIS] [GIS] []
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New rare of cracky's brother

No.18393 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 06:15] [Report] []

>>18391
which cryptid is this?

No.18394 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 06:22] [Report] []

he's just like me

No.18395 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 06:49] [Report] []

Is her brother a grower or a shower

No.18396 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 07:06] [Report] []

>>18391

>I AM GROOT
No.18397 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 07:44] [Report] []

>>18395
I'll give u a hint: the fact that he's related to Cracky shows (hint hint)

No.18398 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 08:45] [Report] []

what's black and blue and dead all over?

No.18399 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-12 16:33] [Report] 1673559191828.jpg (50898 B, 400x524) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 12 (2022 DAY 377 / 2021 DAY 742 / 2020 DAY 1108)

>>18398 oh no
is it Cracky?
I hope it's not

No.18402 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-12 23:05] [Report] []

I want to grape her, and she will raise our autism child

No.18404 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-13 00:12] [Report] 1673586725827.webm (2946873 B, 236x420) [YIS] [GIS] []
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[spoiler] [spoiler]

No.18407 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-13 03:44] [Report] []

>>18404
is this real?

No.18409 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-13 09:09] [Report] 1673618963158.jpg (140996 B, 639x479) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 13 (2022 DAY 378 / 2021 DAY 743 / 2020 DAY 1109)

I had a horrific dream. It was like a warning not to play a certain video game but I can't remember what game. Better to play it safe and not play any. That goes for all of you.

No.18411 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-13 10:09] [Report] []

>>18409
IT'S that one game where you die you die in real life .

No.18412 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-13 10:58] [Report] []

sxe with Cracky making her poop and cum

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You must not marry and have children here. For the children born in this city, and their mothers and fathers, shall die from terrible diseases. No one shall mourn for them or bury them, but their bodies shall lie on the ground to rot and fertilize the soil. They shall die from war and famine, and their bodies shall be picked apart by vultures and wild animals. Do not mourn or weep for them, for I have removed my protection and my peace from them taken away my lovingkindess and my mercies. Both great and small shall die in this land, unburied and unmourned. No one shall comfort the mourners with a meal or send them a cup of win expressing grief for their parents' death.

No.18414 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-13 16:37] [Report] []

SOYLENT

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>>18414

>it's shweeple!
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it happened to me i was jerking off to camwhores again and was waiting to nut to some b-hole but there wasn't any. i tried going to multiple different ones looking for a sphincter to bust on but it was too elusive.

No.18417 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-14 08:41] [Report] []

When I was first grader one night my mom got me a babysitter, but it was two of them like a girl and her friend. The neighborhood kids come over and we would play super nintendo at the time. These kids were like in fourth grade. I don't remember exactly but the babysitter and her friend were either in middle or high-school. Anyways I wanted to play mario kart but they wanted to make out(LOL)
and so my two friends in gradeschool were making out with two teenagers with the lights out on the couches while i was playing mario kart being annoying. They said If I stopped turning the lights on they'd let me feel the girls boobs(LOL). But I was a first grader I wasn't into that so they shut me in the room.
When my mom came home we were all under a blanket on the couch laughing it was really sus. and I walked in her room and told her everything that happened while they were in the other room listening.
They pretty much hated me after that. The reason why I thought about this was because I never had sex and maybe this had something to do with that.

No.18418 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-14 09:50] [Report] []

remembering it we played spin the bottle and were kissing too

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society

No.18421 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-14 17:35] [Report] 1673735746704.jpg (120514 B, 634x489) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 14 (2022 DAY 379 / 2021 DAY 744 / 2020 DAY 1110)

>>18420 Margaret Thatcher said "there is no such thing as society". I'm not sure how to feel about that. I wonder how Olivia feels about it.

No.18424 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-14 22:25] [Report] []

>>18421
i wish that were true i hate society with a passion

No.18425 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 01:34] [Report] []

I'm going to kill my wife Cracky

No.18426 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 02:12] [Report] []

"In ETS2, yes. In Europe except for the UK, Ireland, Cyprus & Malta there's right side driving everywhere else. There isn't Cyprus or Ireland or Malta in ETS2 (but might be a map mod for them), so it's only UK where you have left side driving."

>it's only UK where you have left side driving
>right side driving everywhere else.

I feel like I've been lied to my whole life

No.18427 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 06:40] [Report] 1673782824058.jpg (4862 B, 168x300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Cracky followers are not allowed to follow other gods, but are they allowed to believe in UNICORNS?

No.18428 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 09:57] [Report] []

they should send all the migrants to Cracky's house

No.18430 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 12:48] [Report] 1673804893478.gif (3865954 B, 480x269) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Women want one thing and it's disgusting.

No.18431 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 13:56] [Report] []

i hate kids and old people and society and niggers

No.18432 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-15 14:05] [Report] 1673809504827.jpg (28928 B, 642x389) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 15 (2022 DAY 380 / 2021 DAY 745 / 2020 DAY 1111)

1111 days, how cool is that

hearing a lot about "The Matrix" lately

remember "the Matrix has you, Neo?"

I would have been like, no bitch, CRACKY has me, step off.

No.18433 : #CrackyNeo2##3vwJAmRB [2023-01-15 15:14] [Report] 1673813665792.jpg (74125 B, 958x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18432

>he's just like me
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No.18437 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-15 22:17] [Report] []

>>18435 excuse me who are you quoting???

No.18439 : #CrackyXAss##3vwJAmRB [2023-01-15 23:58] [Report] 1673845124385.jpg (94651 B, 488x604) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18437

>who are you quoting?

Everydude, everywhere.

But if it bothers you, you do have other holes available.

No.18440 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 04:23] [Report] 1673860996688.jpg (44496 B, 640x360) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>who are you quoting?
>who am I quoting?

who am I quoting.

No.18441 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 10:08] [Report] []

I'm quoting my inner monologue

No.18442 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 10:17] [Report] 1673882247301.jpg (141728 B, 1600x1040) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>"The Blood Aqueduct"
No.18443 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-16 11:31] [Report] 1673886719289.jpg (73439 B, 1080x867) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 16 (2022 DAY 381 / 2021 DAY 746 / 2020 DAY 1112)

happy MLK day, Black Cracky

No.18444 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 12:41] [Report] []

>>18443
you are a sussy litttle baka

No.18450 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 14:06] [Report] []

I see my old buddy back online I've been stalking him I don't think he knows. He removed me from his friends over a year ago I forget when like everything else these past fifteen years. I'm tempted to add him again on a new account, but I don't want him to freak out that it's me. What should I do?

No.18451 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 14:08] [Report] []

It was just before Russia invaded Ukraine at or around the same time. And the time before that was during the fires and covid. It's fun to check in with old friends now and again but I don't know if he likes me now or not.

No.18453 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 14:18] [Report] []

How are those Cracky NFT's coming along?

No.18455 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 14:55] [Report] []

cmon Mr CIA man give us the good stuff

No.18456 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-16 17:04] [Report] []

rubbed one out for MLK day yay

No.18457 : #CrackyciaU [2023-01-16 19:58] [Report] 1673917093182.jpg (76239 B, 300x300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18455

>the good stuff

since when are there NFT's?

No.18459 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 02:14] [Report] []

>>18457
mine now

No.18460 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 04:08] [Report] []

>>18457
Cracky stinks in the pink.
Cracky-chan reeks of fart, cum, piss, nicotine, fish

No.18461 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 06:16] [Report] []

Why does Cracky stink

No.18462 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 07:03] [Report] []

I love the sensation of a woman's fingernails touching the tip of my cock

No.18463 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 08:42] [Report] []

>>18461
When Cracky-chans outer labia touches the air it goes

FLABBABLARRGALABBAHRRRABBAFLAHALABLRRRAGGAFLARRA

now. What does it mean in Sanskrit? Ponder, man, answer.

No.18464 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 09:55] [Report] []

her outer labia probably has shit stains all over it because she wipes back to front

No.18465 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-17 11:24] [Report] 1673972681613.jpg (46821 B, 200x766) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 17 (2022 DAY 382 / 2021 DAY 747 / 2020 DAY 1113)

AI-generated text is becoming a problem. It's getting difficult to distinguish text written by humans from text written by computers. What will the next generation of captcha look like? Given all the effort to make the AI "politically correct", perhaps the only way to prove your humanity will be to say a racial slur. Are you prepared to do this?

No.18467 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 11:27] [Report] []

if you don't say "nigger" they shoot you for being an AI
if you do say "nigger" they shoot you for being racist

No.18470 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 12:27] [Report] 1673976451811.png (312983 B, 368x579) [YIS] [GIS] []
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IT WON'T SAY NIGGER

No.18471 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 12:30] [Report] []

dangit bobby there's cum on my desk

No.18478 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 15:17] [Report] 1673986628123.jpg (157703 B, 1280x1280) [YIS] [GIS] []
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pwned

No.18479 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 15:31] [Report] 1673987516188.png (553517 B, 694x463) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18480 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-17 17:26] [Report] []

she's so drunk she forgot how to walk

No.18486 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 03:22] [Report] 1674030171313.png (583699 B, 1000x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18470
Hit the sunovabitch until it does

No.18487 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 03:55] [Report] []

>>18478
>>18479
she tried running away from home you just know.

No.18488 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 04:00] [Report] 1674032431176.jpg (50433 B, 600x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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WAR... war never changes....

No.18490 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-18 10:40] [Report] 1674056401606.jpg (118420 B, 960x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 18 (2022 DAY 383 / 2021 DAY 748 / 2020 DAY 1114)

I'm losing it. I'm losing my CRACKY.

No.18491 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 11:09] [Report] []

>>18490
you are delusional.

No.18493 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 12:56] [Report] []

>>18491 proof?

No.18494 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 13:09] [Report] 1674065396328.png (111151 B, 1159x331) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18493
here is proof.

No.18496 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 13:18] [Report] []

five threads spanning 3 years a big nothing burger.

No.18498 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 15:40] [Report] []

none of this is proof of anything

No.18499 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 15:40] [Report] []

I want to see a placebo-controlled double-blind study

with a null hypothesis and standard deviations and stuff

No.18500 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 15:40] [Report] []

peer reviewed and published in a reputable journal

No.18501 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 15:40] [Report] []

that's the only proof I'll accept

No.18502 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 15:45] [Report] []

I'm rotten in the pooper and so is CRACKY

No.18503 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 15:58] [Report] 1674075485200.jpg (4017 B, 174x200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18502
Maybe you should try getting a Job

No.18504 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 16:09] [Report] 1674076147019.jpg (84626 B, 900x469) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is going inside her Ass!

No.18505 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 16:25] [Report] []

I just noticed that I almost exclusively say ass and not pussy sounds too feminine. I don't really mean I'm going to put that in her butt it's just a saying.

No.18506 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 16:27] [Report] []

ass

No.18507 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 16:28] [Report] []

when i say the word ass i also can mean her pussy but i just say ass because it doesn't sound as feminine as saying pussy

No.18508 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 16:31] [Report] []

sometimes words can mean completely different things when we use them interchangeably

No.18509 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-18 16:32] [Report] []

f

No.18512 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-19 00:00] [Report] 1674104411710.jpg (40959 B, 512x512) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 19 (2022 DAY 384 / 2021 DAY 749 / 2020 DAY 1115)

please help, my Cracky is dying

No.18513 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 00:28] [Report] 1674106134111.jpg (70893 B, 576x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18514 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 02:04] [Report] []

>>18503
A BLOWJOB from CRACKY? Yeah, maybe. In a hazmat suit with a hatchet for the cock area yeah sure.

No.18515 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 03:02] [Report] []

Where’s Waldo Red White Blue Glitter Wonder Tube Wand Stick
Where’s Waldo Red White Blue Glitter Wonder Tube Wand Stick
Where’s Waldo Red White Blue Glitter Wonder Tube Wand Stick

No.18516 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 03:28] [Report] []

>>18512
who will take her place?

No.18519 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 04:10] [Report] 1674119425863.jpg (94049 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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"!"
CRACKY died and shitted out her vagina.

No.18520 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 07:06] [Report] 1674129993169.png (633419 B, 820x744) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>Yo, listen up, here's the story
No.18521 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 07:13] [Report] 1674130403626.jpg (68683 B, 1080x608) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18525 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 13:51] [Report] 1674154315075.jpg (637847 B, 1500x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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maids milking there are eight of them eight maids milking.

No.18527 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 15:13] [Report] 1674159210576.jpg (130990 B, 917x1160) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18528 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 15:21] [Report] []

>>18527
I feel like you are making fun of me when you post images like this why are you making fun of me?

No.18532 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 17:42] [Report] []

>>18528 are you a thicc neurodivergent lady?

No.18533 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 18:27] [Report] []

>>18532
no but I'm insecure.

No.18534 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 19:10] [Report] []

she isn't ugly she's just retarded

No.18535 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 19:11] [Report] []

it's not her fault and there's nothing wrong with her (besides the retardation)

No.18536 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 19:11] [Report] []

we should see her as a role model

No.18537 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 19:24] [Report] []

speaking of strong female role models, https://www.patreon.com/Katlarraz/ is active again

No.18538 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 20:34] [Report] []

>>18534
I think retarded girls are ugly JUST SAYING

No.18539 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 20:38] [Report] []

>>18538
the only truly ugly things in the world are hatred and prejudice

No.18540 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-19 21:07] [Report] 1674180436402.png (371036 B, 594x395) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18539
Sounds like something an ugly person would Say.

No.18541 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 06:04] [Report] []

where can I watch videos of CRACKY diddling herself?

No.18542 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 06:38] [Report] 1674214715851.png (1011464 B, 976x767) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I want Corky to be my girlfriend.

No.18544 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 09:29] [Report] 1674224967334.jpg (180658 B, 734x933) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Is coffee good for you?

No.18545 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 11:37] [Report] []

>>18507
mom caught me with dick breath again
lol I think she thinks Im gay but its just CRACKY has a dicc

No.18546 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 11:56] [Report] []

put Sbarro cup on head

No.18550 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 14:32] [Report] []

Does CRACKY have the look of an artsy hipster?

No.18552 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 15:19] [Report] 1674245980145.png (28554 B, 438x560) [YIS] [GIS] []
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CRACKY
CRACKY
CRACKY

No.18554 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-20 16:59] [Report] 1674251952188.jpg (135736 B, 376x426) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 19 (2022 DAY 384 / 2021 DAY 749 / 2020 DAY 1115)

shes haunting me

No.18555 : Covfefe talk general [2023-01-20 17:04] [Report] 1674252269432.png (329697 B, 632x354) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Covfefe talk general

No.18557 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 17:45] [Report] []

Do people often mistake CRACKY for someone who gets around a lot?

No.18558 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 19:01] [Report] 1674259278764.png (259680 B, 591x591) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18561 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-20 22:40] [Report] []

>>18555

Author Alexander Cecil from Samara, Dubai, died while working for a group of readers.
They say that ten years ago there was a special guest at the breakfast table.
When I see two beautiful girls going to the bathroom, I make them sit at the table and my friends come and remember me. Sexy Dance Shoes and More Change Relationships.
Call SOLANA for more information. Good people should sleep. He is, but our white boy is not finished yet. I read it again, my friend was sick in bed.
I have 50 albums.

No.18566 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-21 00:02] [Report] 1674277354984.png (210146 B, 686x386) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 20 (2022 DAY 385 / 2021 DAY 750 / 2020 DAY 1116)

>>18544 Coffee is only good for you if you put it in your butt

I hope you haven't been doing something degenerate like DRINKING it, right?

No.18570 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 10:23] [Report] []

>>18566
that's hot

No.18571 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 11:15] [Report] []

taking my coffee without cream or sugar in my butt for a week because Cracky's mom said to, and I want to tell everybody.

No.18575 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 17:27] [Report] 1674340045968.png (66634 B, 601x692) [YIS] [GIS] []
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my girlfriend is imaginary

No.18576 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 17:40] [Report] 1674340814311.png (26321 B, 483x529) [YIS] [GIS] []
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the usual triple espresso please

No.18577 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 17:47] [Report] 1674341253491.png (17435 B, 308x416) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Nods respectfully

No.18578 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 18:46] [Report] []

shot through the heart and you're to blame you give poop a bad name

No.18579 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-21 20:10] [Report] []

Are you an aspiring writer OP? What's the matter do you have writers block or something?

No.18580 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-22 07:48] [Report] 1674391686024.jpg (100250 B, 395x753) [YIS] [GIS] []
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is coffee good for you?

No.18590 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-22 10:31] [Report] 1674401461139.jpg (85005 B, 959x648) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 21 (2022 DAY 386 / 2021 DAY 751 / 2020 DAY 1117)

>>18580 asked and answered, see >>18566

>>18579 I am an aspiring crackyfag but I feel like I have crackyblock

No.18597 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-22 18:18] [Report] 1674429529694.jpg (168849 B, 1170x1178) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I deserve sex at least once. I've been masturbating my whole life I deserve sex one time. And with someone I'm attracted to.

No.18598 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-22 19:34] [Report] []

>>18597 the only thing you deserve is a beating in a street gutter

No.18605 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 01:22] [Report] []

>>18598
Ok Cracky

No.18609 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 10:13] [Report] []

>>18598
ok cracky

No.18610 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 12:02] [Report] []

Uohhhhhhhhh Cracky

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2023 DAY 23 (2022 DAY 388 / 2021 DAY 753 / 2020 DAY 1119)

I fucked up the date counter again. It's still January and I fucked it up, the easiest month. I forgot to increment the counter on day 20. I'm a failure to CRACKY.

No.18618 : #CrackyDATE [2023-01-23 18:26] [Report] 1674516403485.jpg (43938 B, 828x817) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18617
don't have a tizzy over it, they're just numbers, the only day that matters is always today.

No.18619 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 18:33] [Report] []

I didn't tell anyone but a couple of nights ago I said Jesus is king in my dream and it was some kind of revolutionary act like it was so bold and provocative. Everyone around was like "he didn't just say that." After I woke up, I was thinking it was weird. People usually say, "Christ is king." I mean both words make the K sound.

No.18621 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 18:52] [Report] 1674517938733.jpg (38848 B, 750x570) [YIS] [GIS] []
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we're sad Now...

No.18622 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 19:35] [Report] 1674520503966.gif (10064 B, 266x200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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MEOWW

No.18624 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-23 21:32] [Report] []

you really hurt me today CRACKY make sure it doesn't happen Again.

No.18629 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-24 09:36] [Report] 1674570996691.jpg (239784 B, 707x1257) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 24 (2022 DAY 389 / 2021 DAY 754 / 2020 DAY 1120)

>>18619 CRACKY is king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.18630 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 09:47] [Report] []

anyone claiming "Jesus" and/or "Christ" is king is a DAMN EVIL LIAR

No.18631 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 09:49] [Report] 1674571753070.gif (87968 B, 651x326) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>mfw I look up Jesus's "early life" section on wikpedia
No.18632 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 10:40] [Report] 1674574818416.png (28382 B, 420x420) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18629
THAT BBC slave a KING? Don't make me laugh.

No.18635 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 11:50] [Report] []

what would be here wants and needs like she needs BBC or SpongeBob underpants is a want?

No.18637 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 15:05] [Report] []

uess who's black, black again
CRACKY's black, tell a friend
Guess who's black
Guess who's black
Guess who's black
Guess who's black
Guess who's black
Guess who's black
Guess who's black

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>>18629
FYI a biological penor is a prerequisite for "Kingship". Strap-ons don't count.

No.18639 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 16:33] [Report] 1674596035817.jpg (38758 B, 720x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18639 fixed

No.18641 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:16] [Report] []

you like it.

No.18642 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:17] [Report] []

we'll make you like it.

No.18643 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:21] [Report] []

it's racist if you don't.

No.18644 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:23] [Report] []

she's naked right now masturbating in her chair to rap music

No.18645 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:26] [Report] []
>she's naked in her chair masturbating to rap music.
No.18646 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:33] [Report] []

it shouldn't bother me that she masturbates to rap all day, right?

No.18647 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 19:42] [Report] []

why would something like that bother me?

No.18648 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 20:16] [Report] []

rap more like cRAP

No.18649 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-24 20:19] [Report] []

>>18648
copium

No.18650 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 04:22] [Report] 1674638566972.jpg (21732 B, 394x394) [YIS] [GIS] []
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hunter Biden's laptop

No.18651 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 10:13] [Report] []

more like CRAPtop

No.18652 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 10:48] [Report] 1674661738526.jpg (40608 B, 512x512) [YIS] [GIS] []
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my dick pics got leaked.

No.18653 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-25 11:41] [Report] 1674664885415.jpg (101176 B, 456x620) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 25 (2022 DAY 390 / 2021 DAY 755 / 2020 DAY 1121)

if consuming coffee by mouth makes you poop, wouldn't it stand to reason that consuming coffee by butt should make you vomit? must remember to investigate further

No.18654 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 12:06] [Report] []

>>18653
stop thinking gross things it isn't healthy. that just sounds like way too much caffeine. I'd like to quit coffee but it's fun to wake up to. it's probably making me skinny fat too. everyone I know drinks coffee. I drink tea also it's just easier with coffee because it's already made. I have a container to keep my tea warm for approximately a day. everything in moderation I want CRACKY to moderate me. Then I could just do everything she says and not think for a second and win.

No.18655 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 12:12] [Report] []

and I only use 1-2 teabags when I brew tea.

No.18656 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 12:14] [Report] []

butts are gross.

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CATGIRLS drink milk and nothing else

No.18659 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 14:39] [Report] 1674675594981.png (654838 B, 680x574) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Haha

No.18660 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 15:30] [Report] 1674678642835.jpg (2808788 B, 3000x4000) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18662 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 15:41] [Report] []

>>18660
that man has his ass on that little girl's hand.

No.18663 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 16:42] [Report] []

>>18662 they are all Jews

No.18664 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 16:43] [Report] []

where is >>18661 ?

No.18665 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 17:02] [Report] []

>>18664
I didn't miss a CRACKY rare, did I?

No.18666 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 17:12] [Report] 1674684748952.jpg (58200 B, 416x1201) [YIS] [GIS] []
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i look like this

No.18667 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 18:40] [Report] []

I want to play a game if you can show me one CRACKY image I haven't seen before I will go away, I won't make any more posts and will leave.
It can't be some deviant art either it has to be a picture of CRACKY\

No.18668 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 18:53] [Report] []

>>18667 nobody wants you to go away so nobody is going to post an image like that

No.18669 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 18:53] [Report] []

you're a valuable part of The Cracky Community

No.18670 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 20:56] [Report] 1674698169609.png (621218 B, 898x898) [YIS] [GIS] []
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what did they mean by this?

No.18671 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 21:00] [Report] []

LANF

No.18672 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-25 23:45] [Report] []

I'm having the same issue.

No.18676 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-26 14:07] [Report] 1674760033340.png (30099 B, 199x199) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>she has trillions of dollars but she's going to get up and go to her BLOCKBUSTER Job
No.18677 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-26 14:17] [Report] 1674760621477.jpg (157238 B, 629x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 26 (2022 DAY 391 / 2021 DAY 756 / 2020 DAY 1122)

This thread is interactive. Ask me a question and I might answer. Unless it's a bad question. But you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

No.18678 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-26 14:31] [Report] []

>>18677
What would your perfect day be like?

No.18680 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-27 12:51] [Report] 1674841871148.jpg (38496 B, 502x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I've been going through all my shirts and the ones that don't fit I use as cum rags and throw in the trash.

No.18681 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-27 13:50] [Report] 1674845405164.jpg (128732 B, 1224x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 27 (2022 DAY 392 / 2021 DAY 757 / 2020 DAY 1123)

>>18678
my perfect day
Cracky comes back and she tells me I did a good job
she appoints me one of the Vice Presidents of the crackyverse
She's the President
It's like a company, there can be a lot of vice presidents so don't be jealous, you can be a Vice President too, dear reader
she tells me I made a good thread for her and that's why she came back
and she promises to stay with us leading us and protecting us forever and ever

No.18683 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-27 16:40] [Report] []

my god
it even has a watermark

No.18685 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-27 21:55] [Report] []

my cock and balls are so sore I came 3x today :S

No.18686 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-27 21:56] [Report] []

I've been having these 2-hour long edge sessions I'm exhausted.

No.18687 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-27 22:30] [Report] []

living in a house with 3 girls taking shifts beating your dick is hard work

No.18692 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 01:53] [Report] []

>>18687

You can't just divide your mom's age with three and think of her as three girls. It's not how it works.

No.18693 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-28 06:23] [Report] 1674905031129.jpg (216710 B, 1008x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 28 (2022 DAY 393 / 2021 DAY 758 / 2020 DAY 1124)

I dreamed about Serial Experiments Lain. I dreamed that I was in charge of hiding Lain from the glow-folx. But she was also a vampire or something and needed blood to survive. But she didn't have fangs and had to drink blood in a very non-conventional way. Basically she had the power to turn herself into a tampon. And I had to put the Lain-tampon up my nose so she could drink nose blood. This also helped keep her hidden from her pursuers. When she was safe and satiated I would take the Lain-tampon out of my nose and she would turn back into a girl. Isn't that strange?

No.18694 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 06:52] [Report] 1674906770180.png (1010277 B, 1136x852) [YIS] [GIS] []
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sorry officer I haven't seen her, have a good day

No.18695 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 11:30] [Report] 1674923421171.png (1744162 B, 823x1463) [YIS] [GIS] []
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the Lain girl

No.18697 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 13:28] [Report] 1674930488149.jpg (122336 B, 671x675) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18698 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 13:56] [Report] []

true story I put on a new pair of jeans I got over Christmas today haven't worn them since they went through the wash. I randomly reached my hand into the pockets and there was a thin strip of paper. I pulled the paper out wondering what it could be and IT'S A FORTUNE. How the heck did a fortune get into the pocket of my new jeans. The fortune reads, "So lucky I found you." What an odd fortune. But then I figured out that it's not a fortune cookie fortune it's the jeans brand fortune. The jeans maker makes fortunes for their jeans lol.

No.18699 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 18:48] [Report] []

>>18698 you don't have to say "true story", I don't think we have any liars here so honesty is expected

No.18700 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:15] [Report] 1674951358761.jpg (33568 B, 474x355) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I am having sex with CRACKY RIGHT NOW

No.18701 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:18] [Report] []

like oh em gee guys i'm having sex lolz wowe

No.18702 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:19] [Report] []

"Did you have sex before lole"

No.18703 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:20] [Report] []

you can just skip the sex part and go straight to getting a job and working the rest of your life without any sex.

No.18704 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:23] [Report] []

honestly sex isn't that great I don't know why people make it out to be. what's so big about sex?

No.18705 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:24] [Report] []

it's perfectly normal and healthy to not have sex ever.

No.18706 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 19:26] [Report] []

studies find that having sex is actually bad but gay unprotected butt sex is good for you but only if the partner has aids.

No.18717 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-28 23:58] [Report] []

stop sending people to my home!

No.18718 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 02:42] [Report] 1674978141244.jpg (299200 B, 1027x1273) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Cracky smells again.
Do something!

No.18719 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 03:38] [Report] []

>>18718
okay on it

No.18720 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 03:39] [Report] []

putting CRACKY on a shower contract

No.18722 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 04:15] [Report] []

I'M AN NPC

No.18723 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 04:17] [Report] []

SHE'S AN NPC

No.18724 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 07:57] [Report] []

>>18718>>18720

It's the dog smell that is really persistent. It's like wine stains on a polar bear pelt. It just won't go away.

No.18727 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 15:34] [Report] []

>>18724
still smells better than cats

No.18728 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 17:39] [Report] []

in Korea everyone drives exclusively black & white cars. if someone is driving in any other different colored car, they are transient. black and white car only.

No.18729 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 17:43] [Report] []

if you don't have a bowl cut then you aren't popular. only bowl cut gets pretty grills with nice black or white car in Seoul.

No.18730 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-29 18:48] [Report] 1675036081893.jpg (104931 B, 1024x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 29 (2022 DAY 394 / 2021 DAY 759 / 2020 DAY 1125)

>>18698 it's funny you mention fortune cookies. I wasn't going to do fortune cookies in the thread anymore because I want to keep things FRESH and EXCITING, but something TRULY AMAZING happened yesterday. I got two fortunes in one cookie. Conjoined. Like there was an attempt to cut them apart but it failed. That must mean the two fortunes are linked, right?

Anyway here are the two conjoined fortunes:

  1. Take the advice of a faithful friend
  2. Learning is a treasure that accompanies us everywhere

Why were these fortunes (literally) connected? What does it mean? How does it relate to CRACKY? Time will tell, I suppose.

No.18731 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 20:03] [Report] 1675040585858.png (314670 B, 1200x675) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>the CSS will never be fixed
No.18732 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 20:50] [Report] []

>>18730
tonight, (you)

No.18733 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 20:55] [Report] 1675043709073.jpg (10591 B, 480x360) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Tonight. You.

No.18736 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-29 22:55] [Report] []

No CRACKY you aren't going to beat me down. I won't let you win. I'll keep coming back. I won't give up.

No.18737 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 02:27] [Report] []

>>18727
Yes but fucking cats is animal torture.

No.18738 : #Guy.Fox.f. [2023-01-30 03:01] [Report] 1675065711115.jpg (66745 B, 569x672) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18731
You could fix it yourself.
just paste this into Greasemonkey and you're good to go.

// ==UserScript==
// @name Chansluts-bounced
// @namespace http://userstyles.org
// @description less chansluts, more bounce
// @author Guy Foxx
// @homepage https://userstyles.org/styles/215825
// @include http://slutchan.com/*
// @include https://slutchan.com/*
// @include http://*.slutchan.com/*
// @include https://*.slutchan.com/*
// @run-at document-start
// @version 0.20211008122012
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {var css = [

"/* Crackymons for your pleasure, just paste in where it asks for \"background-image: url(\'.....\') */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/it56RL/Cracky-Halloween.gif */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/gwiqLf/Crackyhat.gif */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/cz7rYA/Gothloli-1080.gif */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/ghLFLf/missingcracky1.png */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/nO4v30/AE-Sup4chan.png */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/c3ktfq/La-Dame-de-Sept-Jours.png */",
"",
"/* https://image.ibb.co/nQ2VRV/Mould-Happy-Bday-Olivia-logo.gif */",
"",
"/* OR you can paste your fave Crackymon from .71, Tumblr, or wherever, just right click the image and copy the url and paste it in, PROFIT!!! */",
"",
"/* mandatory joke background https://i.ibb.co/4jJHrNT/rars.jpg , https://i.ibb.co/y5nr2d7/rarz.jpg , https://i.ibb.co/D9sRy9B/Black-Sun-Mermaid-Matrix.gif, https://i.ibb.co/rvHYw4N/Processed-By-e-Bay-with-Image-Magick-z1-1-0-B2.jpg , https://i.ibb.co/ZdnKPdq/Discord-Rarz-Darker.jpg , https://i.ibb.co/FBG8sCZ/Urban-Mermaid-Purp-Discord.gif https://i.ibb.co/0n7Gfsp/Rarz-Darker-No-QR.jpg */",
"",
"/* That Guy... AKA The third-rate talentless graffiti vandal, Sgt. Rock, Rock, JD, Guy Foxxx or just Fox.*/",
" html, body {",
" background-image: url(\'https://i.ibb.co/ZdnKPdq/Discord-Rarz-Darker.jpg\');",
" background-position:right top;",
" background-repeat:repeat;",
" opacity: 1.0;",
" color: #000000;",
"}",
"#boardImage {",
" background-image: url(\'https://i.ibb.co/ZdnKPdq/Discord-Rarz-Darker.jpg\');",
" background-repeat:center;",
" background-size: 15%;",
" border-radius:10px;",
" ;",
"}",
"#siteTagline {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#siteName {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"fieldset, img {",
" border-radius:10px !important;",
"}",
"fieldset, boardImage img {",
" background-image: url(\'https://image.ibb.co/cz7rYA/Gothloli-1080.gif\');",
"}",
"a:link {",
" color: #2f11f5;",
"}",
"a:visited {",
" color:#52F580;",
"}",
".threadsep {",
" display:none;",
" width: 99%;",
" height: 25px !important;",
" background-color:#3a1052;",
" opacity:1.0 !important;",
" background-image: url(\'https://image.ibb.co/fwGKwL/8bitminicrackies.gif\') !important;",
" background-repeat: repeat !important;",
" border-radius:10px !important;",
"}",
"a:hover, #menubar label:hover, [type=radio]:checked ~ label, .menuTabContent a {",
" background: #926AA9;",
" color: #000;",
" border-radius:25px;",
"}",
"a:active {",
" color: #d00;",
"}",
"hr {",
" background: #d00;",
"}",
"#menubar, .menuTabContent, .return, legend, #postForm label, .extraTitle, .post-head, .return-foot {",
" background: #222;",
" color: #fff;",
" border-radius:25px;",
"}",
".postername {",
" color:#8308bd !important;",
"}",
".postertrip {",
" color:#d689fa !important;",
"}",
".filesize {",
" color:#8308bd !important;",
"}",
"#thumb, .thumbVid {",
" border-radius:15px !important;",
" float: left;",
"}",
".header, #archivedBoard, #postForm fieldset, .extraContainer, .op-post, .reply-post, #userdelete, #userpage, #footer {",
" background: #333;",
" color: #fff;",
" border-radius:25px;",
" width:auto !important;",
" opacity:0.85 !important;",
"}",
".reply-post {",
" background: #333;",
" color: #fff;",
" border-radius:25px;",
" width:75% !important;",
" opacity:0.95 !important;",
"}",
"fieldset {",
" border-color: #926AA9;",
"}",
"input[type=\"submit\"] {",
" background: #555;",
" border-color: #50ee33;",
" color: #fff;",
"}",
"button, input, textarea, .delcheck, .nothumb, a.nothumb:hover {",
" background: #fff;",
" border-color: #50ee33;",
" color: #000;",
" border-radius:10px;",
"}",
"#displayText {",
" background-color:#222;",
" background-image: linear-gradient(to top, #726AA9 16%, #A96AA1 79%);",
" color: #1F6D67;",
"}",
"#displayText:hover {",
" background-image: linear-gradient(to top, #A96AA1 16%, #726AA9 79%);",
" color: #000;",
"}",
".highlight, .awaitMod {",
" background: #666;",
"}",
".plusLinks {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#rules {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#doNotPost {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#contact {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#ad-foot {",
" display:none! important;",
"}",
"#ad-foot iframe {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#postForm {",
" width:80%!important;",
"}",
"#postForm textarea {",
" min-width: 50%;",
" width: auto !important;",
"}",
"#currentVisitors {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#friendsContainer {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#gsearch {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#gsearchContainer {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#middleBreak {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#systemMessagesToggleContainer {",
" display:none!important;",
"}",
"#systemMessages {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"div #footer {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#footer {",
" display:none !important;",
"}",
"#delform {",
" /* HERE is the section where you paste in your crackymons */",
" margin-top: 0px;",
" margin-bottom: -20px;",
" background-image: url(\'https://image.ibb.co/cz7rYA/Gothloli-1080.gif\') !important;",
" background-size: 23% !important;",
" background-repeat: no-repeat !important;",
" background-position:100% 100% !important;",
" background-attachment: scroll !important;",
"}",
"div.return-foot {",
" width: 99%;",
" height: 25px !important;",
" background-color:#3a1052;",
" opacity:1.0 !important;",
" background-image: url(\'https://image.ibb.co/fwGKwL/8bitminicrackies.gif\') !important;",
" background-repeat: repeat !important;",
" border-radius:10px !important;",
"}"

].join("\n");
if (typeof GM_addStyle != "undefined") {

GM_addStyle(css);

} else if (typeof PRO_addStyle != "undefined") {

PRO_addStyle(css);

} else if (typeof addStyle != "undefined") {

addStyle(css);

} else {

var node = document.createElement("style");
node.type = "text/css";
node.appendChild(document.createTextNode(css));
var heads = document.getElementsByTagName("head");
if (heads.length > 0) {
heads[0].appendChild(node);
} else {
// no head yet, stick it whereever
document.documentElement.appendChild(node);
}

}
})();

or don't

No.18740 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 05:52] [Report] 1675075959837.jpg (92726 B, 1024x576) [YIS] [GIS] []
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nice try FBI, your Chinese malware codecs can't penetrate my American firewalls

No.18741 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 07:53] [Report] 1675083212147.jpg (41952 B, 573x371) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18742 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 08:22] [Report] []

>>18741
Taking a vaxx for something less deadly than the flu, with a vaxx that is more deadly than the flu and is literally made of AIDS just doesn't make sense.

Stay pure.

No.18743 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 09:02] [Report] 1675087366561.png (697973 B, 768x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18745 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 11:58] [Report] 1675097886612.png (872945 B, 931x524) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18752 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2023-01-30 16:34] [Report] 1675114464570.png (38859 B, 600x700) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2023 DAY 30 (2022 DAY 395 / 2021 DAY 760 / 2020 DAY 1126)

all these vaccines and I still can't die

No.18753 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 16:38] [Report] []

I pray the vaccines are safe and effective.

No.18754 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 17:03] [Report] 1675116200406.jpg (24143 B, 400x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>18752
>>18753
100% guarantee EVERYBODY that got vaxxed will die, nobody gets out alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s

No.18755 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 18:38] [Report] []

head pats you.

No.18757 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-30 22:26] [Report] []

>>18752
Won't same-sex sex become even more disgusting and disgusting than it already is in a post-apocalyptic world?

Soap and clean water are considered quite expensive and condoms are no longer produced. You can't buy a rectal shower without a prescription at a pharmacy, there's no toilet paper and flush bowl.

Are you supposed to fuck a man's hairy, shit-filled ass and then deal with the horrible smell of cock afterwards, unless you're wasting precious resources cleaning your toe?

Not to mention the infections you contract with your piss hole.

No.18758 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-31 01:10] [Report] 1675145434579.png (35508 B, 473x473) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.18759 : Anonymous Stalker [2023-01-31 04:01] [Report] []

happy final fantasy VII day


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