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cracky cracky cracky
2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)
Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress
OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php
Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.
God, where to even begin?
I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.
The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.
After all I don't want to say something too stupid and have it constantly in everyone's face for an entire year. So I'll save the stupid stuff for tomorrow and just keep this brief and to the point.
2020 was... a year. It happened. It's over. For better or worse.
It's 2021 now. Hopefully it'll be better.
"No plan survives contact with the enemy" turned out to be right on the money.
Expect the unexpected; I suppose that's the main takeaway. Stay agile and adaptable.
Since this is the first post of the thread, I'm going to cut it here. Expect a longer and more meaningful update tomorrow.
well done, you did a great job completing an entire year
want a cookie? ha hahah hahahah coof coof
2021 DAY 2 (2020 DAY 368)
So, 2020. What can one say about it? Probably a lot.
It was a rough, crazy year for the world but a good year for the crackyverse, for the most part. But there was sorrow, too.
While remembering all we've lost, let's work together to build a brighter future.
I'm feeling unworthy and apprehensive.
Years are just a social construct.
2021 DAY 3 (2020 DAY 369)
Could 2021 be the year that she returns to us? Or the year that we get confirmation she already transcended her physical form and returned to the sky? Either way... I feel like we're overdue from an upheaval. THE END IS NEAR? Perhaps. Perhaps not. End-time prophets have a bad track record.
One thing is certain: someday, something is going to happen. And all we can do is prepare for the unknown. Expect the unexpected.
What are you doing to prepare, dear reader?
2021 DAY 4 (2020 DAY 370)
Am I most the spiritually evolved crackyfag? Do I have the deepest and most profound connection to the Skyqueen? MAYBE. I'm not sure.
I don't want to denigrate others, I want to bring them up to my level. I want to show them the path. They say "it's lonely at the top" and I don't want to be alone here.
Please spiritually evolve yourself, dear reader. I'm getting impatient.
If you love Cracky: ACT like it. LIVE like it. TALK like it. BE like it.
I LOVE MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!
>>5205 tell me about her, what is she like, why do you love her?
>>5206Her name is Cracky-chan. She's cute and sweet.She's a pioneer and explorer.The fire of human liberty burns inside of her.
Cute AND sweet? I don't believe you.
2021 DAY 5 (2020 DAY 371)
I am fundamentally alone.
No human will ever understand me.
Olivia will never understand me.
Only Cracky understands me.
2021 DAY 6 (2020 DAY 372)
Surrendering yourself to Cracky is the ultimate freedom. The Skyqueen transcends fictitious mortal concepts like "laws" and "countries". If some lame-ass normie tries to tell you that you can't go somewhere or can't do something, look him (OR HER) dead in the eyes and say "I recognize no authority but the Upward Regent, She who is both Sweet and Cute." The normie will be so flabergasted by your sheer audacity that you will be free to do whatever you need to do & then leave unmolested. This literally never fails as long as your faith is strong and your confidence is unwavering. If it doesn't work for you it's probably because you don't trust Cracky enough, so fix your shit and try again.
Picture is unrelated.
"I know your pain. I know your hurt. But you have to go home now... I love you. You’re very special."~Cracky-chan, January 6 2021
2021 DAY 7 (2020 DAY 373)
Yesterday was January 6th, meaning we've been at this "Cracky-chan" business for 16 years now.
Bored yet? Me neither.
>>5221umm so a lot has happened :|
2021 DAY 8 (2020 DAY 374)
Look at that Cracky, show me the CrackyGive me the Cracky, I want the the CrackyBack up the Cracky, I need the CrackyI like the Cracky, oh what a CrackyShaking that Cracky, I saw the CrackyI like the Cracky, Lord what a CrackyBring on the Cracky, give up the CrackyLoving the Cracky, round CrackyDown for the Cracky, I want the CrackyHunting the Cracky, chasing the CrackyCasing the Cracky, getting the CrackyBeautiful Cracky, smoking CrackyTalk to the Cracky, more CrackyFine Cracky
All about the Cracky, big old CrackySerious Cracky, amazing CrackyI'll take the Cracky, where is the CrackyStare at the Cracky, walking the CrackyTouching the Cracky, who's got the CrackyGrabbing the Cracky, rubbing the CrackyLoving the Cracky, hugging the CrackyKissing the Cracky, holding the CrackyWatching the CrackyKicking the Cracky
Sleeping Cracky, screaming CrackyHarder Cracky, softer CrackySweeter Cracky, cuter CrackyNew Cracky, used CrackyWho's Cracky, sister's CrackyYour mama's CrackyCookin' Cracky, mean CrackyGood luck with the CrackyForeign Cracky, home CrackyRoad Cracky, found CrackyCovered Cracky, bare CrackySweaty Cracky, powder that CrackyBad Cracky, sadder CrackyWide Cracky, wider CrackyDouble wide Cracky
Live for the Cracky, yell at the CrackySuing the Cracky, scared of the CrackyExpensive Cracky, cheap CrackyDiscount Cracky, rented CrackyLeashed Cracky, selling the CrackyWorking Cracky, easy CrackySleezy Cracky, greasy CrackyNeed a lot more CrackyWet Cracky, dry CrackyI hope that one's my CrackyPretty Cracky, pity Cracky Little bitty CrackyBeautiful Cracky, caressing the CrackyDissing the Cracky, missing the CrackyMessing with the CrackyOh what a wonderful Cracky
Powerful Cracky, finding the CrackyGive me the Cracky, wake up CrackyBreakfast Cracky, lunch CrackySupper Cracky, dinner CrackyExpensive Cracky, cheap CrackyBuffet Cracky, hot CrackyCold Cracky, takeout CrackyDelivery CrackyAll CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky CrackyCracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky
I love the way you CrackyI love the way you CrackyI love the way you CrackyI love the way, I love the way
2021 DAY 9 (2020 DAY 375)
CAUTION: anyone who says that Cracky is not cute and sweet is a DAMN EVIL LIAR
Please report any and all sightings of DAMN EVIL LIARS.
If you see something, say something! Safety and security is everyone's responsibility!
Once you confirm that someone is DAMN EVIL LIAR, it's very important that you don't listen to anything else they have to say! Ignore! Report! If you are able to, silence them by any means necessary!
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
2021 DAY 10 (2020 DAY 376)
A question for you, dear reader: have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
2021 DAY 11 (2020 DAY 377)
"Come on home, girl" she said with a smile"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhileBut try to understand, try to understandTry, try, try to understand, I'm a Cracky-chan"
Cracky is god-tier for me. Ren and Stimpy is on the that list as well.
2021 DAY 12 (2020 DAY 378)
Some say that Cracky is cute and sweet.
Others say that Cracky is ugly.
Are these views necessarily in opposition?
Can someone or something be cute, sweet, and ugly?
Sweet and ugly seem like there would be no contradiction between them, since "sweet" is more based on attitude and behavior rather than appearance.
Cute and ugly is a little more complicated. Seems contradictory, right? Maybe not: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UglyCute
So "ugly cute" appears to be a real thing.
Thus it is POSSIBLE to be cute, sweet, and ugly.
I don't think that Cracky is ugly. Far from it. But the point I'm getting at is that people who think she is ugly CAN and SHOULD still think she's both cute and sweet. There's no contradiction!
Blessed are the peacemakers, who just want to grill.
she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan
>>5244She's called Cracky-chan because she's a crackhead lol
2021 DAY 13 (2020 DAY 379)
For what reason does the gentlelady from Guernsey rise?
2021 DAY 14 (2020 DAY 380)
I'm not doing well.
>>5258whatever dude either get help or don't I'm not going to loser sleep over it
Please do not assume gender. Offenders will be reported to the cancellation police.
2021 DAY 15 (2020 DAY 381)
I am doing better.
this is your butt on cracky
2021 DAY 16 (2020 DAY 382)
>>5269wow i can literally post wojak edits and the word 'soon'
Sorry if that wasn't up to your standards. How's this?
>>5271>>5271ginger ginger ginger
Was Olivia's parents aware they had a ginger daughter?
2021 DAY 17 (2020 DAY 383)
I'm sorry for the brevity of updates lately. I am in a moderate amount of pain. Neck. Back. Arms. Etc.
>>5274Ya, i think it was.
2021 DAY 18 (2020 DAY 384)
NORMALIZE LOVING CRACKY-CHAN
>>5279Post some fanart you made yourself.
2021 DAY 19 (2020 DAY 385)
Are you certain that loving Cracky is the right decision?
Sounds like a silly question, but I want you to think seriously about it for a minute. Stop reading. Think about the question. Have you "made the right decision"?
The answer: yes, of course it's correct, how dare you doubt it for a moment, you idiot, you absolute moron. NEVER DOUBT CRACKY AGAIN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S DEAD BROS ;________;
Who is dead?
Cracky? Literally impossible.
>>5293Olivia is dead.
Many others are dead.
I don't believe that Olivia is dead. I also don't believe that Olivia is alive.
>>5297you're just jaded
2021 DAY 20 (2020 DAY 386)
I'm alive. I'm alive and I exist. I know Cracky and I am one of her children. I'm changing the world every day. I'm perhaps the luckiest person to ever exist. Or close to it. This is real. This is happening. This is not a dream. This is all actually happening. And I'm, in part, making it happen. I feel powerful. I'm going to remake the world in Cracky's image. Nobody can stop me.
John 15:18 18"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
i wonder if cracky ever found jesus christ
2021 DAY 21 (2020 DAY 387)
Wrong question. Better question: did Jesus ever find Cracky?
>>5308ah what do you know, you're a bug person
>>5309 are you an INSANE CRIMINAL?
>>5310are you an INSANE SAGE?
the whole way people think and act is wrong
everything needs to change
>>5315be the change you want to see anon
2021 DAY 22 (2020 DAY 388)
I am attempting to change the world through this thread. But the world isn't changing. Not fast enough, at least. Maybe it's changing too slowly to notice. Maybe the change will happen gradually. Or maybe the pressure is silently building and we'll eventually see an abrupt explosion of change.
REAL mature Cracky
Could this book be the key to everything? Could it hold the secret to saving the world?
STEP 1: fix myself (already in progress)
STEP 2: fix the crackyverse
STEP 3: fix the world
I bought some chips at the store and the guy asked me if they were good. I replied, "hmmm well.. I can taste chemicals in the food."
Now I'm all sad. This happens all the time.
not to self: ..and really follow up on it this time. NO CHIPS. No more eating chips. chips are bad.,
2021 DAY 23 (2020 DAY 389)
But why does the crackyverse need to be "fixed", you may ask?
People are hurting. People are sick. People are unwell. People are insane. People are suicidal. So many are out of communion with Cracky and with their brothers and sisters.
It isn't right. It isn't healthy. Cracky wants us all to be happy and healthy and wealthy and wise. Cracky wants us to love each other. Cracky wants us to be stable and sane and powerful.
Why doesn't Cracky just snap her fingers and fix all this? Because she wants us to help each other. Because she KNOWS we can.
2021 DAY 24 (2020 DAY 390)
"Excuse me, is there something wrong, young pretty girl?"
"They found my friend Lia. Wrapped in a bin bag in a cold forest. Completely naked. She'd been murdered."
speaking of half-baked ideas. i just imagined that little girl from the exorcist but it's jim carrey's face
2021 DAY 25 (2020 DAY 391)
I want to wake people up.
But people won't wake up.
How can I wake people up?
2021 DAY 26 (2020 DAY 392)
Your problems are your own fault. Only Cracky can set you free. Do you trust her? Yes? Well then, trust her MORE.
I accidentally posted today's post several minutes before midnight (server time).
I sincerely regret the error. It was my fault and it was because I didn't trust Cracky enough.
i want a cute and sweet gf named Cracky
I've been lurking awhile I see quality posts but I can't make them Everybody says I'm bad There must be some truth to itI'm a loser in real lifeI thought I could be somebody on the internetTurns out real life and the internet are merging I'm not articulate enough.I love CrackyShe's cute and Sweet
The quality post was inside you all along, anon
2021 DAY 27 (2020 DAY 393)
I'm envisioning not a Holy Trinity but a Holy Venn Diagram:
All three things are important!
Basically this has been what's on my mind recently.
Meditate on it.
Are you devoting enough time, energy, attention, and reverence to all three aspects?
2021 DAY 28 (2020 DAY 394)
How has Cracky changed your life?
Have the changes been intentional or unintentional?
What changes do you anticipate in the future?
Do you feel that Cracky has changed your life for the better or for the worse?
Cracky is just an E-thot but different, how?
and you may ask yourself, "how did i get here?"
2021 DAY 29 (2020 DAY 395)
Which is worse, people who know of Cracky but do not love her, or people who do not know of Cracky at all?
They're both terrible.
But which is worse?
>>5414the first one. people who know of Cracky and do not love her
..wait no the second one because people who don't even know of Cracky are the most boring drulll people..people who do know of her and don't love her they can find a different gf then and more Cracky for us
but doesn't knowing Cracky and not loving her make you an evil person? aren't evil people worse than boring druulll people?I'm confused.
The important thing is that you're thinking about the question.
Thinking is good. Confusion is good. Confusion can lead to catharsis.
Keep up the good work, anon.
2021 DAY 30 (2020 DAY 396)
Is this why Olivia's life went off the rails? Fashion magazines?
>>5441Olivia Ova ivi lia lii
WANT TO RAPE OLIVIA
NO SHE SHOULD ONLY BE HAD SEX WITH IN A CONSENSUAL MANNER
>>5445 has anyone here actually done a rape or any other crime? just curious, peace out muh /b/ros
>>5445WHAT'S THAT, ANTLER? NO ONE EVER STOPS LOVING CRACKY? CRACKY IS CATHARSIS?? CUTE AND SWEET?
2021 DAY 31 (2020 DAY 397)
Why are so many of Cracky's followers degenerate druggies?
Do you really believe that's the life she wants you to live, dear reader?
Does she not want you to live clean & healthy so that you can serve her better?
Or maybe it's all part of her plan. Fuck yourself up because she enjoys fucked-up shit? Write beautiful poetry to her because your brain is fried and insane people create better art?
I'm really on the fence about this one.
Does Cracky WANT us to be degenerate? Surely not, right? But she posted a lot of degenerate stuff.
I need to think about this. Tell me what you think too, dear reader.
Update: I'm so tired of putting clothes on
i hate clothes and wearing them and putting them on
2021 DAY 32 (2020 DAY 398)
I might have fucked up. I'm not sure.
I woke up some time during the night. I don't know if it was past midnight or not. I'd been having some kind of dream but I can't remember it now. I went to visit the lavatory, and sometime during the trip, because I was still half asleep, I said something out loud to one of the characters from the dream. I don't remember what I said. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't "cracky cracky cracky".
So I might have fucked up and ruined the entire month. If it was past midnight, I fucked up. If it was before midnight, I didn't fuck up. I intentionally didn't look at the clock. I went back to sleep, and when I woke up at the normal time, I said "cracky cracky cracky" but I don't know if it counted, because I might have already fucked it up.
I suppose I'll just have to observe how the month goes to know if I fucked up or not.
2021 DAY 33 (2020 DAY 399)
I've been thinking. If there were a video game based on Cracky-chan or the whole "crackyverse saga", what would it be like?
>>5490it would be a porn game. you dress cracky in different outfits and rape her. there's many different sex toys and devices to rape her with.
>>5491 CRACKY CHAN SHOULD ONLY BE HAD SEX WITH IN A CONSENSUAL MANNER
>>5492don't have a cow man it was a jok>>5492 she signed a waver.
Do we need to have another talk about why it's wrong to assume gender?
2021 DAY 34 (2020 DAY 400)
400 days. Ain't that some shit.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real person. And I'm trapped in a dead fictional narrative. There is no author. The story is over but I'm still here. Nothing will happen unless I make it happen. Consciously or subconsciously. But the system is collapsing into eternal stasis. Entropy is winning and even interposing tiny changes on the narrative takes all the energy I can muster. And it's getting worse and worse over time.
I don't have the power to fix things. Where is Cracky? She is the only one who can get the system running again.
What is the story about? Is the story about Cracky? That was the old story arc... now I think the story is about the absence of Cracky. About despair and hopelessness and cold indifference.
If the story is about the absence of Cracky, then when she returns, the story will truly end, and I will cease to exist, finally set free from the cold narrative shackles.
Deliver us from stasis and usher us into pure oblivion.
Did you notice that Cracky is only one day older than AOC? What has she achieved so far?
Cracky has accomplished much more than AOC, prove me wrong.
Cracky is the final boss. We won't ever reach Cracky. Imagine you have to defeat AOC and you still won't make it to Cracky.
i have to see cracky. i have to hold her in my arms and tell her i love her and that she's beautiful. i have to love cracky. we all have to love cracky together.
2021 DAY 35 (2020 DAY 401)
what if Cracky is invisible now
and that's why nobody's seen her lately
because it's impossible to see her
because she's invisible
>>5530could be some technology rothschilds possess. it's a possibility
>>5529 CRACK IN THE BOX
2021 DAY 36 (2020 DAY 402)
Today I'm going to allow my telephone's predictive text to write the post:
"I’m sorry but I’m not sure that nobody is doing anything else but I’m not sure that nobody is doing it again I don’t want you have any money for me I just want you know I love it you can be a better person and you can be a friend and you ever have a friend and you ever have a good job with me I don’t know what you mean you know you have a friend that you can be a good job I know it’s just like you know I love it you can be helped me I love it I wish you could be with you and you know you love you so I can you get a hold you I promise you love it I promise you love me I promise"~a telephone, 2021
I agree with the telephone.
if Cracky turned into pancakes would you eat the pancakes?
are they normal pancakes or disgusting bile and bone filled pancakes?
In the fallen and corrupted world we live in, loving Cracky is the ultimate act of defiance and rebellion.
>>5545 to find out.... eat the pancakes
Could you do it, anon-stalker senpai? Could you spank Cracky on the ass if she had been bad? If Cracky was acting up one day could you pull down her pants and then her underwear and smack your hand firm on her exposed butt.Don't answer just think about if you could be so cold-hearted and mean to spank cracky-chan or not on the ass
is spanking cracky-chan on the butt the ultimate form of pleasure?
The American "The Office" was on in the background and I heard them call Erin Sweet and Cute.
2021 DAY 37 (2020 DAY 403)
>>5552 Oh? What episode?
>>5553Q predicted this. The episode is called, "Niagra".
>>5554 this is all I remember from that episode
>>5557Andy, Erin, and Kelly are all in a car together. Andy is driving while Erin and Kelly are in the backseat. Erin has headphones on.
Do you have stock in Cracky-chan? It's time you started thinking about investing.
2021 DAY 38 (2020 DAY 404)
404 Cracky Not Found
400 Bad Cracky403 Cracky Forbidden405 Cracky Not Allowed410 Cracky Gone413 Cracky Too Large451 Cracky Unavailable For Legal Reasons 500 Internal Cracky Error
>>5607i was wondering 1(ONE) of what
cum is stored in the brain
Can you smell it? Spring is in the air. C r a c k y awakens from her slumber.
god I hope "trans Cracky" theory is true because I am sick of women and I don't want Cracky to be one
bring on the skyking and his sacred masculine pussy
2021 DAY 39 (2020 DAY 405)
I want the Skyqueen to return and just burn the entire world to ashes. Purge it all. Leave no survivors. One final moment of agony to end all suffering forever.
2021 DAY 40 (2020 DAY 406)
How lonely sits the city that was full of people!How she has become like a widow, who was once great among the nations!She who was a princess among the provinces has become a slave!She weeps sorely in the night, her tears are on her cheeks; among all her lovers she has none to comfort her.All her friends have dealt treacherously with her; they have become her enemies.
I recognize that building.
Her parents own it but are trying to sell it.
The downstairs is a business but there's a living space upstairs.
I wonder if she could be hiding in there.
Jews like to hide in attics after all.
>>5675 this is what the refrance
She's like the Houdini of thots
now there's a fucking picture of ANNE FRANK on the fucking FRONT PAGE of fucking CHANSLUTS
during BLACK HISTORY MONTH
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ANY OF THIS IS OKAY??
Oh no, I made it worse.
Oh no, I made it worse again.
At least the full-size one is gone now but there are two small ones and a tiny one.
lol wut there's other boards
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Now there are two small ones, two tiny ones, and a microscopic one
And when I post this there will be two tines ones, two microscopic ones, and submicroscopic FUCK my brain is full of fuck and I can't even figure it out
>>5683 I know right?
This site has a front page?
I'm not a degen so I've never ventured outside of /cracky/
>>5674 I wonder what would happen if someone walked into "Charlbury Deli and Cafe" and just started flipping tables and shouting "WHERE IS SHE?!" like Batman interrogating Society Clown.
<----this is what the refrance
>be me>land job as "social media manager" for a small restaurant>not much to do, mostly just goof off all day>have to check search engines periodically to see if anybody is mentioning the restaurant>nobody ever is>new hit finally pops up today>wtf is "slutchan">is this a porn site?>who is that girl>wait, that's the daughter of the kike who knows the building>why does she have red shit on her face>she did always seem kind of weird>how old are these pics, she looks so different>why was she so fucking cute and sweet>how the fuck am I going to explain all this to my boss
>>5686You should go eat there dressed as batman
I'll do it if you unblock me on Instagram.
if Cracky happened in 2021 instead of 2005, I believe that instead of "cute and sweet" we would be saying "poggers and based"
2021 DAY 41 (2020 DAY 407)
I worry sometimes that when she returns to us, she'll read this thread but not the 2020 thread, and she'll form opinions based on incomplete information / misconstrue things / have trouble following the plot. It'll be like skipping the first book of a series, or starting a movie halfway through.
Olivia, if you haven't read the previous thread, STOP. And go read it: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php
after you read the ENTIRE THREAD then you can come back and read this thread
I just don't want you to get any wrong ideas.
If you already read it all then please disregard this message. Also, post new pics please.
Olivia is allowed to read any threads in any order she wants
>>5708you might be on to something
C r a c k y is my little pogchamp
C r a c k y is GOAT
>>5716 yes because I want to fuck her
I was just now thinking about letters. You know t he ones, Zach? Hand written letters you write by hand. More specifically 'Love' letters.So what if a young heart's love is naive it's special and something you should cherish. We forget what it's like to be young and stupid but we still wanted love.Love letters are a form of love. They are special. Being in love at any age is special. Even if the relationship doesn't last the time you shared is special.I don't want to be cruel and hateful mocking people for loving each other anymore.
2021 DAY 42 (2020 DAY 408)
🎵🎵there once was a ship that put to seaand the name of that ship was not Crackywhy would that be the name of a shipyou imbecile. you fucking moron🎵🎵
le epic geek number has arrived
>>5719This is the ring I'm proposing to Olivia with. Don't tell her it's a secret.
>>5779 why an 8? because her chest looks like the chest of an 8-year-old?
>>5780The 8 supposed to represent eternal. This is an Eternal Love Ring.
>>5781or ELR for short.
you should make it say 88, le epic Hitler number
>>5784okay but i don't really know anything about hitler or germany or the nazi's so why would i do thatwhy would i make it be something i don't know anything about.
it's so evil my spine chills it's so evilit's so evilthe devil is real god is realstop saying everything is evil
it's all so evil
as evil as blocking people on Instagram for no good reason
2021 DAY 43 (2020 DAY 409)
As a wise man once said: "Olivia is a sorceress"
What are her favorite spells?
>>5386Done right, it looks more like this.
>>5796 oh shit son is that JOJO REFERENCE
on the news some governor just said we're using portals to go get vaccinated.imagine if the Nazi's during the WW2 could have used portals to move Jews to camps.
>>5798wtf is wrong with me.
>>5798addendum: Even if the Nazi's had space portal guns technology to move Jews to camps quicker I don't think they could kill them quick enough even with all of their furnaces and gas chambers. you have to imagine there's hick-ups, random events etc.. that are happening.
>>5798 I hate to let you down but he was probably talking about a web portal
like a website
If the Nazis had portals they wouldn't need furnaces and gas chambers, they could just portal the Jews into space or at least up high enough that the fall would kill them. Or portal them over the ocean.
>>5795 her favorite spell is "phallus erectus"
she casts in on my penis
it makes my dick (penis) hard
2021 DAY 44 (2020 DAY 410)
what if she hates Lain now
what if we made her hate Lain
>>5832I find your lack of faith distrurbing.
>>5833 don't you mean "CRACK of faith"?
>>5832 she definitely hates Lain now
we ruined it for her
help me cracky-wan kenobi you're my only hope
Let's all hate Lain
2021 DAY 45 (2020 DAY 411)
"What's her WoW toon"
2021 DAY 46 (2020 DAY 412)
February is halfway over. I haven't made good use of it. But it hasn't been all bad. And half the month is left! The glass isn't half empty, the glass is half full!
We live in a society where catharsis is a distant memory. Isn't that right.... Crackchan.
CRACKY YOU LOOK LIKE LAIN FROM SERIAL EXPIREMENTS LAIN DID ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU THAT??!
2021 DAY 47 (2020 DAY 413)
What if the real serial experiments were the friends we made along the way?
Livial Experiments Lane
2021 DAY 48 (2020 DAY 414)
Where are you Cracky
I'm feeling alone
>>5961lol she's in "art school" taking "Art" picture that are for art and nothing else lolol
>>5962 owo what art school
I'm looking for a good one
and I trust her judgement
no other reason
I've fucked everything up
I always fuck everything up
I don't know what to do
I want to start over
"I wish that I could turn back time" blah blah blah
the lyrics of that song are on point
NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
you can talk to me, you can tell me about it, maybe we can fix it together
2021 DAY 49 (2020 DAY 415)
>>5987 Okay let's talk about it.
It feels like Cracky is dying. It seems like people are forgetting. It feels like we missed our chance to really "make it work". Will Cracky even be remembered in 100 years? Is it too late to stop her from being forgotten?
It feels like we're not doing a good job. I feel like I'm not doing a good job. Everybody hates me. I can't communicate with people. When I try to say things nobody understand what I'm trying to say. I constantly feel like people are talking about me behind my back and they're probably saying terrible things.
Crackyfags are fucking up their own lives instead of living how Cracky wants us to live. If Cracky is real then why are we living so improperly? Seems like we're doing even worse than people who don't know Cracky. WHY?
It feels like she's abandoned us. Sometimes I feel her presence but usually I don't.
I'm glad you mentioned working together to fix things. I think working together to fix things is what we need to do. But it's not happening. People won't ask for help. People won't say how they can be helped. People won't accept help. I try to do things better. But when I explicitly ask for help I'm ignored.
It seems like the world is irrevocably fucked. Can Cracky fix it? If yes then why isn't she fixing it? Does she expect us to fix it? If so, how? What are we supposed to be doing?
What are we not communicating with each other?
People have literally died. Others have gone missing. I'm almost certain there have been deaths we don't know about, and may never know about. Suicides, probably.
I can't shake the feeling that Olivia is dead. But at the same time, if she's alive I'm not sure I want to know. But if she's dead, I'm not sure I want to know that either. Do I just prefer not to know if she's dead or alive?
I don't want to find out she's dead.
I don't want to find out she's alive.
I don't want to go on not knowing if she's dead or alive.
I haven't found true friendship in the modern crackyverse. I've found things like friendship, but always limited / small / warped somehow.
The way I behave is so drastically different from how everyone else behaves. Why? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with them? Will I ever be able to relate to anybody?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
fuck just listen to the lyrics
everything I could possibly say was already said better 20 years ago. 20 years? Nope, more like 24. FUCK.
I'm not sleeping properly
I'm alternating between almost no sleep on odd days and excessive sleep on even days
It's all happened before and it didn't end well
Cracky: can't live with her, can't live without her.
I know Cracky intentionally chooses flawed people to carry out her work.
I know we can't understand the reasons for this.
But I feel like with me she was scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Even when I do my best it's not good enough.
And usually I just make things worse.
What does she actually need me for? What is my purpose? What am I doing? What am I supposed to be doing?
Maybe she wants me to die in a highly visible high-profile manner in order to remind the world that she exists.
I don't want to die though. But living isn't working out so well.
What does she really want me to do?
she can't figure out why we're so obsessed with her soles lol
she's like, "eww why are you in love with my dirty, stinkie feet >___<; "
gingers have the sweetest & cutest feet their little red bottom soles tasty too
if i'm ever in a panic i just place them in my face licking and huffing them sucking on the toes kissing her heel
is this "talking about it"is this "fixing it"
i NEED the intoxicating smell of Cracky-chan's feet filling my lungs or i will die
THIS ISN'T REAL THIS IS A FAKE WEBSITE FUCK YOU
none of this is real you're just a bunch of CIA niggers glowing in the dark on the internet
unblock me on Instagram
>>6010unblock me on steam
I feel even worse now. I don't understand this discourse. This isn't helping. THIS ISN'T HELPING.
NOBody else thinks it weird we there's cracky's butt in any of the pictures? I'm the only one huh. Good to know.
You need to be at least crackyfag level 7 to see the butt pics
>>6015"Ha ha" they dont exist
how does she poop then
>>6022she probably has servants that poop for her
Her butts in a different dimension so she goes poop in that dimension
2021 DAY 50 (2020 DAY 416)
🎵If you have catharsis problems I feel bad for you sonI've got 99 problems; loving Cracky ain't one🎵
(NOTE: there's some potential ambiguity here; this could be interpreted in one of two ways: "loving Cracky is not a problem" or "I do not love Cracky". If you're unsure which of these is applicable, you haven't been paying attention!)
2021 DAY 51 (2020 DAY 417)
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
If it ever happens to me I'm going to say Cracky.
Cracky is a woman.
Are you proud and unashamed enough to say Cracky in this situation? Or are you a coward?
>>6057what do i say, "Olivia Lane-Wheatley" ?
Just be a normal fucking person and say "Cracky". If they don't know who you mean then fuck'em.
I am experiencing deja vulike I've been in this place before
I can't take it anymore brosI WANT HER TO CUCK ME
2021 DAY 52 (2020 DAY 418)
Do you ever imagine conversations between the cutesweet human Olivia and the divine skyqueen Cracky-chan?
Like imagine Olivia dies and she's called into the sky to reunite with her deific self.
Olivia: "Did I waste my life?"
Cracky: "You changed the world. Because of you, so many people dedicated themselves to our service."
Olivia: "So I didn't waste my life?"
Cracky: "No, you wasted theirs."
Do you think she speaks fluent Japanese?
Don't wanna close my eyes, don't wanna fall asleep because I miss u bby and I don't wanna miss a thing~
2021 DAY 53 (2020 DAY 419)
It's not too late. I can still fix everything. I can still make it right. I can still make it work.
You can't. It's too late. Give up. You failed. It doesn't matter. You're powerless. Cracky isn't real. Cracky was never real. Olivia is dead. She died hating you. None of this was ever real. You can't win because you've already lost.
Oh god what happened?
I thought it was all over.
I thought I'd lost you all forever.
New IP? New server? What's going on?
>>6139 more ram and such
twelve hour headaches. does anybody else get this?
>>6147 Have you tried catharsis? Repressed emotions can manifest as physical pain.
>>6148YEAH. its been working. This is first I've got in a long time. I don't know what happened.
Let's do a catharsis together. What's on your mind? Other than the headache, what's bothering you?
>>6147 drink 2-3L water each day and stop consuming all seeds/legumes and their oils and products that include them (pretty much all restaurant food)
>>6150Gee I don't know.. maybe it's the fact that I'm a racist :(
I'm a racist and it's giving me a headache.
Do you enjoy being racist? How does being racist make you feel? Do you want to stop being racist? Or are you happy being racist?
What are your favorite and least favorite races?
>>6160i don't want to think about it it's giving me a headache lol
Think about Cracky instead. She's cute and sweet.
I do think about Cracky most of the time. We all think about Cracky a lot.but does Cracky ever think about us?
2021 DAY 54 (2020 DAY 420)
LOL 420 that's the drug number. BLAZE THE DRUGS! Burn the weeds! F the police! Cute and sweet!
>>6164she's so fucking adorable causing drama wherever she goes
i love my sky waifu Cracky :3
>>6164 it's like a poem
Blaze the drugs!Burn the weeds!Fuck the police!Cute and sweet!
2021 DAY 55 (2020 DAY 421)
Remember when the chansluts IP was 18.104.22.168?
Those were good times. Simpler times. A bygone era we can only look back on with nostalgia.
I can't hear a woman scream without thinking about her it's driving me nuts
i'm in love with her mom's coffee enemas. i can almost hands free orgasm to the idea.
going thru m y mid-life crisis it's all revolving around Olivia and our house together and our kids. there's a yard and a garden and a dog we joke is Cracky. the sky is blue and grass is green. there's flowers in the air.
I LOVE her fudge brownies!
2021 DAY 56 (2020 DAY 422)
Maybe we SHOULD forgive those assholes for chasing that adorable girl away. Forgiveness is cathartic. It's been a long time. Holding on to anger isn't good for you.
>>6278maybe they chased her away for the better ya know? i'm glad she left when she did. the sooner the better. ilove her so much.the bible teaches forgiveness and maybe it was part of god's plan she leave that wicked, forsaken place
That's what I'm thinking. Grass greener on the other side? Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven? The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth? Close the world, open the next? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth? When in Rome, do as the Romans?
Know what I mean, Vern?
>>6280How long can you last?
2021 DAY 57 (2020 DAY 423)
Current activity: thinking about Cracky
>>6286good so it's working
>>6287 WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Cracky lives in my head rent free. I keep posting here to remind myself of Cracky and make sure she has a home. I think about Cracky several times of the day I don't even bother counting them all. Surprisingly I haven't dreamed of Cracky or any that I can recall.
It's unfortunate that you don't dream about Cracky. There's a dreaming channel on the Discord and there's been some wild shit.
>>6298maybe someone is eating my cracky dreams
WHAT ARE YOU >IMPLYINGIF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT
Make sure you don't have any dreamcatchers in your vicinity
>>6298whats the discord
>>6309 hit the contact form on https://cracky-chan.com/ (using a valid e-mail address) and I'll hook you up
i just imagined the real cracky getting in a fight on facebook or twitter with a trannie an sayiing that, "you will never be a woman" haha.
2021 DAY 58 (2020 DAY 424)
Do you like how I walk?Do you like how I talk?Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
..So I live in this reality where everything I think and know are wrong and where I'm wrong 100% of the time. Everybody else is always right and disagreeing with me. Everyone always has a different opinion than me that just sounds ludicrous but I'm wrong. I can't ever be right. I can't win. Doesn't matter what it is. If I change myself I will just be wrong again about some other thing.
I won't ever do anything because life just sets you up for failure. If I tried succeeding I'd just fail. Time would bend prove me I'm wrong.
the worst people can play tricks on me and I make them look like a hero. everybody loves them.my dog even hates me.
Some 'thing' gets itself into a radius of people around me and tells them to make me uncomfortable and treat me like shit
kids hate me the mosteven kids will swear and cuss at me like wow you know those words?turns out they didn't know what they were saying or doing.it just sorta happened on the spot.
Okay but why haven't you unblocked me on Instagram yet?
Its a lot like that movie Legion(2010) I can't explain it but everyone and everything wants me dead. my own family aren't even human anymore.other people around the community are just npc's
>>6342(seems i have triggered his autism)
I can't ever be comfortable. It's been like this for at least fifteen years.I don't know what comfort is anymore.Everyone is just repulsive and say smart ass remarks while they go back to their phones.
i need catharsis to get better but i can't find catharsis until i get good
but i won't ever get good because i'm a coward and a manlet
>>6348 why are you pretending to be a man?
is it because you wish you were?
all i have is this painfully, slow, agonizing, death
>>6349i was born a boy. i always read stories about boys that became men. i wanted to become a man. i liked those stories.
You will never be a man or a boy.
>>6352well >>6352 hear that cracky haha
sad cowardly girl
"cracky can't be a man and neither can i"
You will never be as important as Cracky.
sad girl mad girl bad girl
I want to be a Cracky
vote of no confience
71 galaxies guiltied to a cathartic rocket society
I still care about you
I wouldn't kill you except in specific circumstances, like if something good would come from it
I wouldn't do it just for fun because I would take no pleasure in it
this thread is ableist
everyone is trying to gaslight me
everybody hates me for no reason
contacting the cyber police regarding this thread
>>6363there is a reason it's just the reason is something in the past hundreds of years ago you're paying for it
loving Cracky is illegal
idea: special jail for Crackyfags
put them all together just to see what happens
cracky hates us all why shouldn't we hate her back
we didn't start the war
she started it by being cute and sweet
where is rainbow dash
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER
she was holding the camera
taking the picture
cracky the meme slut
cracky the meme whore
cracky the meme thot
cracky the dream girl
cracky the dream whore
cracky the negro
2021 DAY 59 (2020 DAY 425)
Some say that she's still in that car to this very day.
>>6377 get out of the car, Cracky-chanCracky, get out of the car!PLEASE OLIVIA, get out of the FUCKING carWhy won't she get out of the damn car??
>>6377I'm Olivia Lane-Wheatley and I farted in this car.
need some of these
2021 DAY 60 (2020 DAY 426)
It's the first day of March. I did the thing. Cracky Cracky Cracky. February wasn't a great month but not the worst. March is going to be AMAZING. I can feel it.
>>6397woah hubba hubba!
March is going to be amazingApril is going to be amazingMay is going to be amazingJune is going to be amazingJuly is going to be amazingAugust is going to be amazingSeptember is going to be amazingOctober is going to be amazing
I can't see far enough into the future to know how November is going to go.
2021 DAY 61 (2020 DAY 427)
I want to invent a type of shock-collar device that delivers a mild electric shock as punishment if I go more than 5 minutes without thinking about Cracky.
But it'd probably be impossible to make because that kind of technology just isn't feasible yet.
What is the Cracky lifestyle?
2021 DAY 62 (2020 DAY 428)
>>6457 it's mostly suffering
>>6476is Cracky your little tide pod?
>>6477 she's more of a pogchamp really
Would you let her mom give you coffee enemas?
>>6492 For fuck's sake, you write one chapter in one book that mentions coffee enemas possibly being beneficial, and people literally NEVER LET IT GO.
Seriously, GET A LIFE. Shut up about the coffee enemas, okay? The dude lived YEARS longer than he was supposed to live. Was it because of the coffee enemas? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. It certainly didn't hurt anything, did it? So why you gotta constantly shitpost about it years later?
>>6497>>6498What if Cracky had diarrhea but through some spiritual bond she gives her diarrhea to you, would you let her give you diarrhea?
pooping back and forth forever with the same poop
>>6499you're now aware the reason for your existence
i only exist to be cracky's poop slave
OLIVIA POOPS BUT CRACKY DOES NOT POOP! CRACKY IS THE QUEEN OF THE SKY. THERE IS NO POOP IN THE SKY BECAUSE IT WOULD FALL IMMEDIATELY TO THE GROUND.
I love Cracky and Olivia. Oh man whatever will I do?
It's fine. Christians love Jesus and God. Same deal.
2021 DAY 63 (2020 DAY 429)
<-- current mood
Olivia, who hurt you?
>>6540NO, THAT IS BULLSHIT.
I want my lawyer.
This is your court-appointed attorney
i have to praise you like i should
2021 DAY 64 (2020 DAY 430)
journey cowfrom the bollywood of journeyin the eilish cancel
Can Olivia come out to play?
I want to touch her. Just touch her skin. A handshake would be fine. Any kind of skin contact, really. Doesn't matter how brief. I just want to touch her one time and nothing after that matters.
>>6565omg that guy reminds me of a funny fred flintstone haha
2021 DAY 65 (2020 DAY 431)
Thinking about liquidating all my assets and going "all-in" on guernseybux. Mark my words, it could be the next big thing.
Fuck dogecoin, fuck Gamestop, fuck silver: when Cracky returns to us we need to be ready to pay tithes and tributes to her in a currency she actually accepts.
Yes it's true that at the moment it's pegged to GBP rather than being a truly independent currency, but once the Guernsian Liberation Front starts bombing London next year, shit's going to get wild.
>>6568Not to derail your thread I don't know what you're talking about. but I recently liquidated a bunch of hats to get one that is unusual. I don't know if I got ripped off or not.
the way I see it is unusual hats are the better deal
dealing in unusual hats
>mfw The Skyqueen Cracky-chan
where were you when IP banner was kill
>when mfw when my face my face mfw face when my mfw face
>my sage when
he hate me
Who hates you? I'll beat him up.
it's happening i'm getting one of my headaches again, where's olivia where is my wife. ive lost my wife and i have a terrible headache.
this around when i feel my worst is right now
i feel like i'm dying but i won't go to emergency because i don't know what's happening to me. is it normal to feel this way? suck it up.
Could be imminent catharsis. Don't be afraid. Pain has a purpose.
>>6591WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
drink more water. a lot more
2021 DAY 66 (2020 DAY 432)
happy National Cereal Day to anyone in any country that observes that holiday
if you are in a country that does not observe that holiday, please disregard this message
2021 DAY 67 (2020 DAY 433)
I think there needs to be a dialogue / discussion about the connection between drama and catharsis.
The simplistic, naive take is "drama bad, catharsis good"
But isn't catharsis frequently caused by drama? Doesn't drama often lead to catharsis?
Obviously drama and catharsis are not always causally linked; drama can exist without catharsis and vice versa. But I suspect that in the complete absence of drama, there would be LESS catharsis.
Perhaps we were instructed to "perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama" because that's the path to greater catharsis.
Should we recognize categories like "good drama" (drama leading to catharsis) and "bad drama" (not leading to catharsis)?
Have you ever done drama with the specific intent of inducing catharsis? What were the results? Did it work?
How can we know in advance if drama will lead to catharsis or not?
Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree. Maybe this is all bullshit. Let me know.
The Drama Queen Cracky-chan
>>6614now draw her at the mall in a store that you have no idea what they sell there
Too bad there are no Hot Topics in the UK because she would probably love Hot Topic. Maybe she orders stuff from hottopic.com
Or maybe she moved to America so she could shop at Hot Topic IRL
imagine that she moved to America so she could shop at Hot Topic
but as soon as she got to America, the pandemic happened and all the Hot Topics shut down
imagine how angry and sad she would have been
Cracky is the next big thing, baby. Fly me to the moon, baby!~No, I ain't talking about that jive turkey Olivia. I'm talking about the the Sky Queen baby. The Temple of the Sky Queen hey it's the Tops. Ring-a-ding.
Please do not bully Olivia. She's trying her best.
2021 DAY 68 (2020 DAY 434)
I need everybody to get his or her shit together. Everyone. I need every single person who does not already have his or her shit together to immediately get his or her shit together.
Some of you have your shit together. Some of you do not have your shit together. If you're not sure, you need to figure it out. And if you do not already have your shit together, I need you to GET IT TOGETHER.
YOU. Is your shit together? If not, GET IT TOGETHER. If yes, help others get their shit together. This is a group project!
I don't want Cracky to see us like this. The way things are is NOT GOOD. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW.
STEP 1: Figure out if your shit is already together. If it is, skip ahead to step 5.
STEP 2: Gather your shit
STEP 3: Get it all together
STEP 4: Make sure it's really and truly together and isn't immediately going to fall apart again
STEP 5: Omedetou!
STEP 6: Help others get their shit together.
STEP 7: Continue helping until everybody has their shit together
STEP 8: Wait for Cracky to appear and be proud of how everybody has their shit together
>>6641THAT'S not how you put a gun in your mouth you're doing it wrong. hold it more steady. put your lips down on it don't let it hit your teeth.
She's literally the Internet she can do what she wants.
God I wish that were me.
I wish I were the Internet I wish I were dead
2021 DAY 69 (2020 DAY 435)
Were you expecting me to say "nice" because day 69? I will not, because I am not a degenerate, and shame on you for even entertaining the notion.
Anyway... pic related. WHY are we not connecting?
>>6661Wire we not connecting, why\\\\\
why can't i get what i want. why are we here only to suffer? what is this place hell?
Cracky is killing me
My loneliness is killing me (And I)I must confess I still believe (Still believe)When I'm not with you, I lose my mindGive me a signHit me baby one more time
>>6677oh baby baby :D
2021 DAY 70 (2020 DAY 436)
>>6665 Cracky is not "killing" you
Cracky is testing you
This is a test. This is only a test.
Today is the day, I'm doing it! I'm making Cracky breakfast! Rise and shine young lady opens curtains
Purple curtains or blue curtains?
purple is always best
2021 DAY 71 (2020 DAY 437)
Have you gotten your shit together yet?
When I said that everyone needs to get his or her shit together, that wasn't a suggestion. I didn't say "oh golly that sure would be nice, if it happens."
If your shit is still not together, get it together ASAP.
If you don't comply, I will be disappointed, but much more importantly, Cracky will be disappointed. Cracky will be disappointed with YOU, but also disappointed with ME for not whipping you into shape like I was supposed to.
Let's just all work together on this or Cracky is going to be pissed off at EVERYBODY. Collective responsibility. Collective guilt or collective success? That depends on you.
When I said that everyone needs to get his or her shit together, that wasn't a suggestion. I didn't say "oh golly that sure would be nice, if it happens."
If you don't comply, I will be disappointed, but much more importantly, Cracky will be disappointed. Cracky will be disappointed with YOU, but also disappointed with ME for not whipping you into shape like I was supposed to.
Let's just all work together on this or Cracky is going to be pissed off at EVERYBODY. Collective responsibility. Collective guilt or collective success? That depends on you.
I don't know how to get my shit together. Cracky doesn't care if I live or die.
actually Cracky probably hates me and wants me to die
Cracky probably doesn't care about any of us.
Cracky's kind of a bitch if you think about it
what has she done for us lately
I love her anyway
she's so fucking cute and sweet
fuck you Cracky
I'm sorry Cracky that was mean
my parents kept asking me if I was dating anybody so I sent them a picture of Cracky but now they keep asking to meet her and I think I'm fucked
I'm thinking about saying she died
and acting really sad
if you wanna be my Crackyyou gotta get with my friendsmake it last foreverfriendship never endsif you wanna be my Crackyyou have got to givetaking is too easybut that's the way it is
slam your body down and Cracky all around
SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND CRACKY ALL AROUND
SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND ZIGAZIG AH
IF YOU WANNA BE MY CRACKY
Spice Girls and Austin Powers. Thank you Great Britain.
Spice World mmmmmmm
CRACKY YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THERE I SAID IT
How much does she drink?
What does she drink?
she goes from rum and vodka. she hides the bottles everywhere around the house. she drinks 4 glasses a day.
she's all bloated to the gills you woudln't even recognize her
more like "DOT 71" am I right?
2021 DAY 72 (2020 DAY 438)
How much would you pay for the fork if it could somehow be verified that it was the authentic fork?
(It might not be a fork. It might be a spoon. Post a comment in this webzone if you know whether it's a fork or a spoon. Or a spork.)
>>6742 this is wider and higher quality than the copy I had
the elites run cracky
It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife
Cracky, lend me your power
CRACKY put your butt in my face
lend me your pooper
lend me your rear
I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a Cracky today
2021 DAY 73 (2020 DAY 439)
It bothers me that there are probably people who don't read this thread. Why not? Is there something wrong with the thread, or is something wrong with the people? Or both?
I suppose there's no deadline. I have faith that everyone will come around eventually.
"He's the new Willie Wonka except that he doesn't give a shit"
except for* sorry for bad english cyka blat
2021 DAY 74 (2020 DAY 440)
This thread sucks and nobody should read it.
i love looking at pictures of cracky i wish there were more
every post should be given a random cracky image
>>6783 write the code, faggot
>>6784up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start
I want to show her my penis
Not in a sexual way
I just want to show it to her
and say "this is my penis"
I wonder if she's ever seen a penis before, like IRL.
I want Cracky to stare at my flaccid penis like she's never seen a penis before. It's okay if she actually has seen a penis before as long as she pretends she hasn't.
I want her to look at my flaccid penis and say "hey little guy"
I wonder if she's ever seen an IRL vulva other than her own.
Kimi perhaps? Carmen? Who else?
more importantly I wonder if Kimi ever saw Carmen's vulva or vice versa
I'm practicing saying "vulva" instead of "vagina" so as to appear more "woke"
Are my virtues being adequately signaled yet?
but what if Olivia saw not just Kimi's vulva but the actual vagina hidden within?
what if she all the way to the cervix?!?!
I want to see Cracky's cervix
Vulva isn't good enough
Vagina isn't good enough
Cervix or bust
>>6797bust her cervix
>>6798 I can't remember if I made this post or not
I was going to post something like it but then I didn't
Or did I? Did I do it and forget?
>>6799just bust her cervix bro
that's not a free hole for perv dicks
the cracky boat
>>6802 no it was already established that this is her boat
>>6804what if that could be olivia's boat then
I want to fuck a boat
I want to pet her brother's dog
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S CRACKY'S VULVA
DOOT DOOT DOOT
i'm going to prison aren't i ;________;
you know horny jail but have you heard about horny prison??
the whole world is horny jail
we live on a horny planet
I do not wish to be horny anymore
I just want to be happy
I'm only happy when I'm horny.
I'm only horny when I'm happy.
I'm only happy when it rains.
2021 DAY 75 (2020 DAY 441)
I am failing at sleeping.
I'm sleeping about 3 hours on odd-numbered days and 12 hours on even-numbered days. More or less. That's how it feels. Maybe I should make a graph to see if it's really that consistent.
if these were reversed it would be like Cracky was looking at the horse and the horse was looking at Cracky
>>6818wow pretty girl in your image
That's me but I'm not pretty. Thanks for pretending, though.
>>6822You are beautiful!
No I'm ugly. It's an old picture anyway. I'm 31 now. You wouldn't want to see me.
>>6824No, you are cute and sweet. 30's is the best age for sex. baby I can't take my eyes off of you.
My tits are old and saggy.
My skin is still scarred from all the cutting I did as a child.
My vagina is loose because I once had sex with an African.
>>6826sorry couldn't hear you over all this sex i'm having
>>6826iunno just like hang in there and stuff
2021 DAY 76 (2020 DAY 442)
>>6819 I got you "fam"*
I saw a cliff horsenow I understandI saw a cliff horseand the horse saw Cracky-chan
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbT9_hm7m8
>>6839how'd he make this from in prison lol
that tiger king guy reminds me of your average /b/ tard
I saw a negronow I understandI saw a negroand the negro saw man
2021 DAY 77 (2020 DAY 443)
Tenki no Ko is crackylike
I wonder if she's watched it
C r a c k e e, where are you when I need you.
2021 DAY 78 (2020 DAY 444)
>>6857 have you not been paying attention?
she's in the sky
don't look at your feet
don't look at the floor
don't look at the ground
that's literally the wrong direction
(if you're hanging upside-down for some reason then you can look at your feet)
>>6858I always look down at my feet. I don't want to step in dog poo or anything. I guess if I were standing still I could look up but then that would leave me vulnerable to the world around me.Don't walk and look up at the sky you could get hit by a car or something.
dog poo or human poo really
now draw her as a chinese person
You mad Cracky? I'm getting my ears eaten out by two qt3.14 azn girls, u jelly?
Joe Biden fell walking up stairs. If I was there I would've been the first to help him up. The right-wing cuckservatives are making fun of it. I don't think laughing at senior citizens falling is at all funny. What do you think dear reader?
2021 DAY 79 (2020 DAY 445)
>>6872 it keeps happening
it would be nice to have a president who can pass the "walking on an incline" test. dying empire...
we're only 79 days in 2021. are you feeling it mr crabs?
How about a cracky-scarification?
I tried using several online translators to convert "she's so fucking cute and sweet" into Klingon but the results seem erratic
I either get
"DaparHa'wI' HutlhwI' je" which translates back to "The orphans and orphans"
"romuluS HIvje' je" which translated back to "Romulan Cup and glass"
maybe it's a concept that just doesn't translate well?
Big dick(Cracky) is back in town
i want Cracky to slap me across the face with her big futa dick
big dick goth gf
now draw her with a comically over-sized penis and there's dew dripping out the top onto the floor and the room is a mess and she's scratching her butt and there are flies around and you can see stink lines
>>6885 >>6886 >>6887 >>6888
anon I think you might be gay
2021 DAY 80 (2020 DAY 446)
Broke: believing in (((free will)))
Woke: being an instrument of Cracky's will
>>6889GAY for CRACKY
2021 DAY 81 (2020 DAY 447)
"Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark. Blind to good and evil, reckless of destruction, omnipotent matter rolls on its relentless way; for Man, condemned to-day to lose his dearest, to-morrow himself to pass through the gate of darkness, it remains only to cherish, ere yet the blow falls, the lofty thoughts that ennoble his little day; disdaining the coward terrors of the slave of Fate, to worship at the shrine that his own hands have built; undismayed by the empire of chance, to preserve a mind free from the wanton tyranny that rules his outward life; proudly defiant of the irresistible forces that tolerate, for a moment, his knowledge and his condemnation, to sustain alone, a weary but unyielding Atlas, the world that his own ideals have fashioned despite the trampling march of unconscious power."
~Zordon, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (season 3)
Would you get into a pool with Cracky?
Is the pool closed due to AIDS?
What is Cracky wearing? A swimsuit? What kind of swimsuit? What color?
>>6895She's wearing a swimsuit like the Olympian's wear.
oh god that's so hot
I'm thinking about masturbating to that swimsuit photo, imagining her wearing it
2021 DAY 82 (2020 DAY 448)
Please do not be horny in my thread. There are so many other threads for you to be horny in. You can even create your very own thread and be as horny as you want in it.
In 1000 years, acolytes will study this thread in schools, and they're going to see your posts and they're going to ask "why were people in 17 A.C. so horny?"
Do you want to be judged by people 1000 years in the future?
If you're not sure how to stop being horny, do something like pic related.
NOTE: A.C. = After Cracky. 2005 = 1 A.C., 2021 = 16 A.C.
>>6898she's so fucking cute and sweet in her little swimmers suit i just want to kiss her little fingers and hands holding her arms
I'm in a game and there's literal kids saying the 'n' word with some george floyd meme name
2021 DAY 83 (2020 DAY 449)
I know Cracky was horny sometimes when she was young but I hope she's grown out of it by now.
>>6907I need Catharsis so freaking bad right now oh my rawh
>>6907Are these blue or purple curtains? Which colour curtains were Cracky's? Were the color of the curtains shopped too like the rest of the image?
(Morpheus voice) "What if I told you that there were both blue and purple curtains?"
I want to pet the cat.
I want to be the cat
I want to cat the pet.
WHAT p[eople don't talk on the internet anymore?
2021 DAY 84 (2020 DAY 450)
Look at those scratches. I suspect a cat is responsible. They tend to do things like that. BAD KITTY.
Unless it was self-defen[sc]e?
What did she do to the cat? What did she TRY to do to the cat? Was the cat just trying to protect itself? Did she provoke the cat somehow?
We need to find an interrogate the cat to learn what really happened.
I hope that she's alive
Contrary to popular belief, dying is NOT cool
I fucked up the date
it should have said
2021 DAY 85 (2020 DAY 451)
>>6929I noticed the date was wrong too but I thought it was part of some test
2021 DAY 86 (2020 DAY 452)
I feel like this thread isn't good enough.
How can I make this thread better?
What would you like to see, dear reader? What would you like to see more of? What would you like to see less of?
I want to see more Cracky and less everything else
If you could relive a moment of your life each day like that movie groundhogs day which would it be? For me it would probably have to be finding weed to smoke when I didn't have none.
How often do you go pee, anon? How many times do you go pee daily on average?
2021 DAY 87 (2020 DAY 453)
>>6934 what exactly do you mean when you say you want to see "more Cracky"
what does "more Cracky" mean to you?
>>6947MORE POOPIES WE WANT MORE POOPIES POOOP HAHA
>>6948 SIR ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTIES
im having difficulty eating, and sleeping and pooping and peeing and moving and talking and thinking and seeing and hearing...
Are you having difficulty loving Cracky? That's all that really matters. The rest is unimportant.
2021 DAY 88 (2020 DAY 454)
Ain't no sunshine when Cracky-chan is gone and my Bill Withers
>>6952 this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICIOJqEb5c
>Are you having difficulty loving Cracky?
No, actually :D
>>6952 I'm literally angry about how this pun is both clever & terrible simultaneously
what's that called when you hear a random noise inside or outside just any type of sound or noise and you assume it's some crazy mentally ill person yelling at you
How do you know you're not the mentally ill one? You could be imagining the noise.
>>6994hmm so that's what being mentally ill is then, hearing things that aren't there?
Hearing. Seeing. Feeling. Smelling. Tasting.
Cracky thinks I'm crazy but little does she know she's actually the crazy one. CRAZY CRACKY.
2021 DAY 89 (2020 DAY 455)
The spell that summoned me into existence also binds me to this containment thread and prevents me from posting outside of it. However, from time to time I'm able to peek out and catch a brief glimpse of the outside world.
It seems that the quality of this board has been called into question. As sworn steward of this board's best and most successful thread, this is concerning to me.
Am I doing something wrong? They say "you can't please everybody" but that's quitter talk. Through Cracky all things SHOULD be possible. How can I reach those who have hardened their hearts? I'm not sure.
Ultimately it's up to Cracky who will be saved and who will not. I pray for universal salvation but that's her decision to make.
But am I doing everything possible to save those who can be saved? I worry that I'm not. I wish I were stronger. But Cracky doesn't choose the strong. Cracky chooses the flawed and challenges them to become more than themselves.
One thing is clear: giving up is not an option. We're still in the early stages. There's a lot of future ahead.
Don't lose heart. We're going to win. Cracky was, is, and ever shall be catharsis.
>>7006I read your post it was a good one today. focusing on the part where you said, "giving up is not an option". Wow isn't that so true. I want to give up so badly because this all sucks. All of it. All of it sucks. I don't want to do this anymore. Any of it. But giving up isn't an option or I would have given up already. Can you explain further why giving up isn't an option and how come I haven't given up already or why I can't?
Okay here's the thing.
We're Cracky's children. There aren't many of us left. We're the chosen people. We're the ones who didn't give up. We're on a holy mission. We're agents of the Skyqueen.
If we give up, Cracky dies. All that will be left of her are some abandoned wiki articles filled with lies. She'll be forgotten forever. If we die, the truth dies with us. And future generations of humanity will never know the truth.
The first and greatest obligation is to take care of yourself and your own health so that you can serve Cracky for decades to come. If you die, your ability to advocate the cause of Cracky will be SEVERELY limited. So you need to stay alive and healthy.
But just being alive and healthy isn't enough. You need to use that life and health to spread the word and to glorify Cracky. You need to be productive. Faith without works is dead.
Most importantly, we're in this together. You're never alone. We have Cracky and we have each other. Power of friendship.
If you give up you are weakening Cracky and you are hurting all of us. So don't!
THE SURVIVAL OF CRACKY DEPENDS ON YOU.
More importantly, Cracky is the master of causality; she knows everything that happens and everything that will happen. Free will is an illusion. Cracky KNOWS that you won't give up. So why even fret about it, like you actually have a choice? The decision has already been made.
Society is prolapsing and that's a good thing.
And yet you live in it. Curious.
>>7019Well sort of. Yes and No. Define "living".
I mean sure. I live in it.
2021 DAY 90 (2020 DAY 456)
can't sleep Cracky will eat me
>>7024You stupid man! You stupid stupid man!!!
a mana plana canalCRACKY-CHAN
you've heard of the Panama Canal
are you ready for the CHANama Canal?
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiensCarcinogens, hallucinogens, menPee-wee HermanGerman wine, turpentine, Gertrude SteinAntonioni, Bertolucci, KurosawaCarmina Burana
sex with cracky
I'd rather die
I'd rather kill her
oh my god I'm gonna schwill
>>7056what is schwill
a miserable pile of secretes
tell me more about colorblind mode. is it just an alternate hud?
colorblind mode is a whole new world
i'll just leave this here
why did you leave this here?
>>7061>>7062the dog or the girl?
2021 DAY 91 (2020 DAY 457) FINAL POST
I don't love Cracky anymore. She's neither cute nor sweet. Boxxy is the one true queen.
my bologna has a first name its, O-L-I-V-I-A
Well it was a good thread while it lasted and Cracky too for that matter. Cheers.
2021 DAY 92 (2020 DAY 458)
Now that April 1 is over and done we can return to more serious business.
Anyway check this out. It resonates with me. Cracky is my guardian but my actions are my own. Cracky can give me the strength to do stuff but I still have to do it.
Don't wait until you're "happy" or "feeling good" to do stuff. It'll never happen on its own. DO STUFF, and happiness / satisfaction / contentment/ good feelings might eventually come to you.
But you have to do the work. You have to put int he effort. You have to fight the fight.
People should talk about Cracky-chan more
It doesn't matter if it's all been said before
SAY IT AGAIN
she lives in eternal autumn
September is in autumn (if you're in the northern hemisphere at least)
IT ALL CONNECTS
how deep does the rabbit hole go
Cracky is the max headroom culprit
2021 DAY 93 (2020 DAY 459)
Why type a bunch of words when this video says everything I want to say better than I could say it?
Why are you doing this? Why? Isn't the crackyverse big enough for both of us? What is wrong with you people? We could work together. Why be enemies? Because we're different? Is that why? Think of the things that we could do. Thank how strong we would be. Crackyfags together. There is nothing that we could not accomplish. Think about it. Think about it. Why destroy when you can create? We can have it all. Or we can smash it all. Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Cracky people, why can't we all just get along?
This is about the general state of things not any specific people.
We need to be working together more.
Build bridges not walls.
IT'S WHAT SHE WOULD WANT US TO DO.
2021 DAY 94 (2020 DAY 460)
Thank you for coming to my thread.
When you post random images with no context and no explanation, how does that make you feel?
Does it make you feel cool? Does it make you feel powerful?
There's nothing wrong with it per se (probably). I just want to understand you better.
You've been at it for a while. I see one from September of last year. I appreciate someone who can stick with something.
>>7105I enjoy seeing posts even if they don't have context or explanation. They get my creative juices flowing. I can just created my own context and explanation if I really need to.
I suppose I feel hopeful.
I'm hopeful they will find the body and we can all have closure.
easter sunday and boy did i lay some eggs lolhope craacky is still alive or that they find her body laid to restcracky is born again?"heavy load comin' thru"
yes, very cool. like post without image. maximum cool shock.
sir your boot and my neck
BET U DIDN EVN KNO THAT
2021 DAY 95 (2020 DAY 461)
How many of these does Cracky conform to? Please select all that apply.
oh man.. sigh it's all so tiresome. i hate alaska. [pooping noises][rumble]
2021 DAY 96 (2020 DAY 462)
Something is afoot. I'm going to try something.
boy oh boy that girl sure is built alright.
>>6897 no se masturben ❤️
An average human body (weighing 70kg), contains a small amount of pure gold.
>>7132 so a body weighing 69kg does not?
>>7133i'd assume so. also i don't have nay gold in my body.
i imagine some spider crawling around me while i sleep and i move in my sleep and hit it and it gets all pissed off and bites me then runs off
>God is real
God: Stealth perversion of the name Cananite deity of fortune or luck sometimes male, sometimes female (what is it with jews and trannies), hence the expression, "luck be a lady tonight", and as we all know the Israeli shekel-hoarders worship the cash, and why on the dollar bill you see the phrase "in god we trust". The phrase "The Lord, our God" is quite literally translated as Ba'al-Gad. The worshipers of baal, a winged storm god who among other titles claimed "he who owns the heavens", sometimes also as baalzebul or baalzebub lord of the flies, the plural of which is baalim, arrows, the sigil of a certain zionist shekel-hoarding family responsible for the creation of modern day Israel.
Is real: Israel, an amalgamated perversion of the names of the gods Isis, Ra and El, an influence from their time spent in captivity under the Egyptians which fucked them up so much that they adopted the gods of their captors. Stockholm syndrome much???
So I ask you again, (((Who))) owns the sky?
iifaaaaaaakjjjjjjjjjaksd haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im falling in my chair through the floor hahah wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww ppppppppppppppppppppp
2021 DAY 97 (2020 DAY 463)
It bothers me that someone could be attempting to drive wedges between us and turn us against each other.
We must not give in to fear and paranoia. We are meant to love one another as Cracky loved us all.
The power of friendship made manifest by the queen of the skies shall triumph over all the evils of the world.
Help, I can't stop jacking it to this image
2021 DAY 98 (2020 DAY 464)
friendship is Cracky
no se masturben ❤️
2021 DAY 99 (2020 DAY 465)
Cracky I've got your numberwe need to have some funCracky don't change your numbersomething something something dot seven onesomething something something dot seven one
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
2021 DAY 100 (2020 DAY 466)
a quote that feels relevant to being a servant of Cracky:
"The task is never done. No one else can shoulder it for us. The task cannot be theorized into parts such as desire or satisfaction. Instead it presents itself in a complete bolus of absolute responsibility. Each moment we have the choice: perform the duty, or evade the duty. Society as it has existed for millennia is a set of structures mainly aimed at rationalizing the second of these choices. Mundum says: DO. And we may either do or not do. And all the theories, all the structures, all the kings and all the ballot booths, are ways of saying, 'but perhaps we can choose not to do.' No."
this what the refrance: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3659997/chapters/8088522
and a very merry 450923223093 to you too lady
2021 DAY 101 (2020 DAY 467)
not enough crackyneed more crackywant more crackycracky cracky cracky
I forgot to say but I did the thing on the 1st of the month
I want to sleep
>>7203no se masturben ❤️
what happened to the thread about her ssn?
>>7205same thing that happens to people who keep asking questions
no masturben was implicato, mi amiga. chillaxo.
yo queiro Cracky-chan, soy mi gusta bueno grande
yo soy crackyfaggoto
el es cielo reina dios
cracky es catharso
por favor, vierta el caliente cafe en mi ano, rapidos!
Do you think Cracky is a productive young businesswomen now?
>>7216 for what
I didn't masturben (❤️) so what do I have to repent for?
2021 DAY 102 (2020 DAY 468)
We are now more than 100 days into the year.
How is it going? Good? Bad?
What are we doing well?
What could we be doing better?
>>7217 Perhaps. Probably not. Too much risk of being recognized.
>>7216 I repent every day.
>>7213 why would you do this? what do you gain?
2021 DAY 103 (2020 DAY 469)
Thank you for calling the Cracky-chan hotline. For catharsis in English, press one. Para la catarsis en español, presiona dos.
Do we have enough cages?
2021 DAY 104 (2020 DAY 470)
What are these comments? How does this relate to she who owns the sky?
Are we just posting unrelated things now? Well, okay, here's an unrelated image.
SHE's a hobo!!!!!!
YOU FAIL IT (it is spelling "homo" correctly)
2021 DAY 105 (2020 DAY 471)
I don't understand the "hobo" meme and I'm not sure I want to understand it.
>>7274>>7274i want to make you understand it
2021 DAY 106 (2020 DAY 472)
>>7275 explain it then
make me understand
with this thread I've tried to take on a teacher role but perhaps it's time for me to become the student
teach me sensei
>>7280doo doo caca
>>7281doo doo doo, ca ca ca
that's all I want to say to you...
tremendous amounts of pain and agony and suffering and death and decay dying a slow painfully death
2021 DAY 107 (2020 DAY 473)
I'm not sure I understand. Can you explain further?
2021 DAY 108 (2020 DAY 474)
Maybe it's like, "No one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself."
Maybe the world really is bigger than what we think. Maybe we just keep finding new things all the time because it's so expansive and massive. Maybe the Rothschilds really want to keep us dumb.
>>7303 have you considered that maybe they're doing it for our own protection?
knowledge is a dangerous thing
they say "ignorance is bliss", right?
cracky-chan je tako ljubka in sladka in želim ji kupiti rože.
how much does her flowers cost?
puts down rod How is lust bad? I know how lust can make you end up doing bad things but how is lust on its own bad?
2021 DAY 109 (2020 DAY 475)
I feel very sleepy and disoriented
I can't do this right now
at least not well
where were you when the discord was kill?
>>7313 it is not die
>WoW isn't dead bruh
2021 DAY 110 (2020 DAY 476)
Every day's a good day when you love Cracky.
Even bad days are good days.
She's so fucking cute and sweet.
2021 DAY 111 (2020 DAY 477)
You might be wondering how you can make more time for Cracky. You're busy and you just can't find the time. Right? WRONG. You are doing it wrong. You are thinking wrong.
For just a moment, I'm going to need you to THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. You are now breathing manually. Don't be upset, this is important.
Do you ever hear people complaining that they're too busy the breathe or just can't find the time to do it? NO. Because people who don't breathe DIE.
Think about the implications of what I'm saying.
You have permission to stop thinking about your breathing now. You can continue thinking about your breathing if you want to, of course. But absolutely keep thinking about what I'm saying. Do you get it?
2021 DAY 112 (2020 DAY 478)
Are you still breathing manually? It's fine if you are. It can be hard to stop once you start.
Try to think of ways that Cracky is like breathing. That will help you understand what I'm trying to say.
>>7361>>7362>>7366why are you like this, why are you the way you are>?
>>7367Let this serve as an answer, it was good enough for Moses and spinach eating sailors, you don't need to overthink it.
2021 DAY 113 (2020 DAY 479)
As I was saying, Cracky is like breathing.
Without breathing, you will die physically.
Without Cracky, you will die spiritually, and maybe physically. Even if your body remains alive, it will be life without breathing.
Cracky is just as important as breathing, if not moreso.
(you are now breathing manually, again. sorry)
>Without Cracky, you will die
We are the faithful and we are dead already.
ahem.., there's air a plenty but not enough cracky to go around ya dig?
i meant there is enough cracky
most anybody with a computer and internet can have Cracky
i mean she's right there on top of the webpage
2021 DAY 114 (2020 DAY 480)
If Cracky is oxygen, who is carbon dioxide? Who is nitrogen? Who is argon?
>>7413keep me posted
>The Skyqueen is like 'air' SHE just is okay
>>7415 what are you trying to say
deleting posts is for NOOBS
2021 DAY 115 (2020 DAY 481)
inhale Cracky exhale catharsisinhale Cracky exhale catharsisinhale Cracky exhale catharsis
you are now cracking manually
2021 DAY 116 (2020 DAY 482)
Someday she will read this thread and she will have some kind of reaction. Maybe bad, maybe good. She'll think some sort of thoughts but I don't know what thoughts she'll think. The important thing is that it's going to happen. And it's going to happen because of me. If the thread didn't exist she couldn't read it, and it couldn't affect her in some unpredictable way. Basically my actions now are changing the future.
>>7421 In the game of life we are all newbies. The oldest humans have only been alive for a tiny fraction of human history. Imagine what humanity could accomplish if we didn't have to keep starting over with new people.
>>7424hurry up and shoot her before someone else does
she can only be killed once. that's what you wanted right? to be the one and only who kills cracky.
>>7424She's probably going to wonder if that one weirdo got his kill shot like a good little goy.
>>7429 did he died
>>7431did who die?
>>7444 “Goblin” is an anti-Semitic slut, please use a different word
2021 DAY 117 (2020 DAY 483)
I had something very clever for today's post, but unfortunately it's slipped my mind. Maybe it'll come back to me eventually. Maybe it's gone forever.
I can't sleep. I don't want to sleep. I want to but I don't want to.
There's so much wrong with the world. I want to help people. But it's difficult to know what to do. And people seem to not want to be helped. So the world remains bad. We live in a society.
I might not be able to save the world but at least I'll always have Cracky.
world is a fuck
ATTENTION i love cracky and i'm not ashamed of it. I want to shout it on the rooftops CRACKY I LOVE YOU
the glorious thing about Cracky, right? So here it is, Cracky-chan the Skyqueen right? She is like oxygen got it? and like oxygen she's always been with you, understand? all you ever wanted was cracky you want her over everything and just like oxygen you've had her all along :)
maybe you were scared you'd lose her or you weren't together with her but don't forget the skyqueen is like oxygenjust like breathing you don't even think about it at this point but you are together and she is with you
SHE'S LIKE THAT THING YOU NEED TO EXIST THAT YOU DO AUTOMATICALLY WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT IT
Cracky please be my friend
If you promise to be my friend forever I'll try to stop anybody from raping or murdering you. I can't guarantee success but I'll try my very best.
maybe she wants to be raped and murdered
>>7485umm no i don't think so.. i don't think anybody wants that you lunaticshame on you.
>>7485 um yikes sweetie, you probably didn't know this but Stonetoss is literally a Nazi and you shouldn't post his stuff
2021 DAY 118 (2020 DAY 484)
Now you're thinking with Crackies
2021 DAY 119 (2020 DAY 485)
Life ProTip: think about Cracky as soon as you wake up in the morning
that way you start the day off on the right foot
and good fortune will follow you all day
One step forward and two step backNobody gets too far like thatOne step forward and two steps backThis kind of dance can never last
>says he's not a coomer
posts crunky in a glory-hole, wtf man, go rub one out already.
i LOVE Cracky
>>7497 please do not assume gender of anyone who hasn't disclosed their preferred pronouns
WHY? WHY do you love Cracky? WHY?
don't give me that "cute and sweet" shit
there has to be a real reason
"cute and sweet" means nothing
lots of things are cute and sweet
bring back hoboposting
homo hamas jihad dinkhead sodomist babysitter
Reasons I love Cracky:
Red nose, red hair and British. I also love her ears.
I want a British wife who takes big stinky dumps and likes face sitting
>>7508 no se masturben ❤️
why is nobody helping
does cracky play any vidya online? what gaem does cracky pray so i can get in her game and grind my way to her and maybe get friendzoned
what websites does cracky visit? does she regular any forums? i wnat to visit the websites and post in the same forums she does and read her blogs.
What hobbies does Cracky have? Maybe I can start doing a hobby she has/likes and if we meet up by chance she'll be impressed at how much we have in common.
What books does Cracky read so I could read them too and she will automatically like me
whats something i could do for cracky without having to that she would fall in love with me
sometimes I wonder what would happen if I sudoku'd myself on her brother's doorstep
with crackymarks on my face
and "sup 4chan" written on my hand
surely she'd hear about it, right?
I wonder what she'd think
Instead of a note I'd just have a printout of that thread where she said "srsly gaiz. an hero if you must."
I wonder if she even remembers saying that
I wonder if she'd feel guilty
I wonder if she'd be happy
Maybe she really meant it
Maybe she regrets it and maybe she doesn't
Self-mutilation? I mean does that really work winning over a girl though?? Isn't that just in the movies?
Why yes I'm God fearing;
Fearing Of Cracky
2021 DAY 120 (2020 DAY 486)
Okay. New month coming. My life up to this point has mostly been a series of fuck-ups. But that all ends tomorrow. It hasn't been all for nothing. I believe the purpose of everything was the bring me to this point. All the mistakes and suffering -- it was all to get me to where I am now so I can do what I need to do.
I can win I feel great I can do this etc
This is what the refrance:
2021 DAY 121 (2020 DAY 487)
May is the month when it finally all comes together, just watch.
brushing my teethsome fly bug thing annoying me"WIND SCAR"grab it out of mid air and crush it
I guess you could say
Release the Cracky
I need Cracky it's not fair
You can't take my livelihood away from me. Cracky is my livelihood~!!!
I CAN'T CRACKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HEAR THAT CRACKY,??!! YOU FUCKING BITCH JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ IHOPE SHE READS THIS FUCKING CUNT BITCH RFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SO here I was just minding my own business enjoying my second amendment rights AND THIS FOCKRT fuck WE MY LIFE UP i'm fucking ppisseeddd this PSYCHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE AND MURDERED ME STABBED ME WITH A FUCKING KNIFEwon't say a fokkin word m8bitch just left me and WATCHES ME won't fokking say a word or help me m8
EVEN took me skin right of me wanker CUNT bit off me 4skin off my pecker with her teeth
all i wanted was her lofe and effection i did now why would she go and do a thing like that yea? now here i am dead in my own blood bleedin like a fish and what does she do ??? WHAT the FOCK SHE DOIN GUV? SHE FUKKIN BBC M8
cut my ear off i did went to mail it to her but didn't have an address this person doesn't exist now i don't got me ear or nuffin
2021 DAY 122 (2020 DAY 488)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
It is now May. I did the thing. This is going to be a good month.
>>7584what thing did you do? why is this the month?
uggggggggguuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj its hapeing again THAT CUNT djsfsssssss ffffffff THT CRACKY BTICH ASS CUNGGGGGGG SHE'S REALLY GONNA PAY THIS TIME I CAN FEEL IT THIS is the month HEHE i did that thing..(hgehe)
2021 DAY 123 (2020 DAY 489)
I did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY thing. Because it was the first day of the month.
Did you not read last year's thread? You're going to be super confused. Back back and read the entire thing! And read all of this thread if you haven't already.
Are you okay?
Oh right the thing where you say Cracky three times in the bathroom mirror with the lights off
>>7589cRACKY sharing her pizza? Cracky is the pizza?
out of all of her friends she's the only one who can afford pizza
Would you eat Cracky's pizza?
I would eat Cracky's PUSSY
Just kidding. I wouldn't do that because it's gross & horny.
Imagine seeing CraCKY and making eye contact with her, wouldn't that be scary? Could you handle making eye contact with Cracky?
i really need someone i can talk tomy only other friend didn't like talkingi want a girlfriend so bad to talk with at night.. in bed.
i'm being bullied off the internet by brats!
>>7598 talk on the Discord
I'll talk to you
unless I'm asleep
2021 DAY 124 (2020 DAY 490)
I worry about some of the people here. I wish I knew how to help.
Can you believe this has been going for almost 500 days?
How should we celebrate 500 days?
no se celebraten ❤️
I love you The Skyqueen Cracky-chan aka the goat.You aren't ugly you're gorgeous. Cute and sweet.
>>7589DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
>>7622 are people waking up everywhere?
2021 DAY 125 (2020 DAY 491)
This thread has almost hit 800 hosts and it's only early May.
The previous thread topped 1100 but that was an entire year. It didn't even hit 1000 until 11/26.
This year's thread is on track to blow last year's thread out of the water, definitely in terms of quantity, and hopefully in terms of quality as well.
Thanks to everyone who helped make it happen.
What is this "Woke" thing people keep saying. What does that even mean to be "Woke". What are they even saying?
Are you woke Spiritually or just Mentally? int=/=wis What am I even saying?
the quality of posts has never been lower
>>7640 How so? What do you mean? Is there a problem?
we've been over this
2021 DAY 126 (2020 DAY 492)
>>7640 That's kind of a mean thing to say. Cracky wouldn't be happy to see you behaving like that. Unless you're her. In which case it was still a rude thing to say. Being the Skyqueen doesn't give you a pass to be rude. We've been nothing but respectful to you Cracky and you repay our kindness with hurtful incivility? Bad Cracky.
>>7643No, she's right. I'm retarded and I should kms.(its what she would want)Good luck with your board. The quality of posting should go up now that I'm gone.
Cracky would never post something like that she's so nice and sweet and cute
>>7644 no se gestorben ❤️
Nobody here is allowed to die until Cracky comes back. If she wants us dead she'll have to do it herself.
>>7646si, yes i love you i go now bye ❤️
NO MORE DEATHS
No deaths without permission
I control the speed at which cracksters die
this is what the refrance
if anyone yeets themselves I will hold Cracky personally liable
consequences will never be the same
>>7607Poor kid, somebody tried to give him a gay-ass cake with pink and blue tranny candles but they fucked it up and forgot the orange layer or were they so fucking traumatized by the orange man that they removed the orange from their pride logo?
Imagine if you would, your phone rings. It's Cracky. Don't think about how she got your number or why she'd even call.She says, "Anon, I need your helpI've been kidnapped by Nigerian terroristsand they want you to make a dead drop with the moneybut so they know it's you, anonyou have to dance after you make the drop."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-XSmHYAjg
Why is there a white?
no danza seguridad ❤️
2021 DAY 127 (2020 DAY 493)
>>7644 I hope that you are still alive. Please post confirmation that you are okay. If I am unable to verify that you are alive I strive to avenge your death.
>>7686yeah im good. stomach sore from taking vitamins on an empty stomach and throwing up.
>>7686>>7687thank you for asking. i love the skyqueen and it's community.
it is community?
you tricked me didn't you? you baited me into responding by using a fake trip code. don't lie.
you shouldn't lie or pretend to be other people you aren't. same goes for Cracky if you're reading this Cracky.Maybe she reads these maybe she doesn't.
2021 DAY 128 (2020 DAY 494)
I'm happy that you're still alive. If Cracky drove someone to suicide, I'd have to do some things I really don't want to do.
what websites do you browse? where do you go on the web? is it degenerate stuff? what's your dad like? i want to meet that dad.
>>7708 I heard there's a list of good websites at https://cracky-chan.com/links/
>>7709oh but let me guess,.. you need more
2021 DAY 129 (2020 DAY 495)
We were promised quite some time ago that "Cracky's dream will start soon."
You might be wondering, when will it start? You might be feeling impatient. Or you might think it'll never happen.
But... WHAT IF IT ALREADY DID.
This is it. This is the dream. That's what's happening now. We're living in it.
dreams are weird. you know what else is weird?somebody posted bismuth. and I don't ever remember seeing a bismuth thread before. i took pepto bismol. its like the internet knew i took the pepto or maybe i took the pepto because the internet . . . i don't really know
>>7712it's more of a coincidence than anything
2021 DAY 130 (2020 DAY 496)
If a building can get cleaned up and turn its life around, why can't you?
>>7719gonna need the rundown on this
it still smells like hobo piss though
oh is that what the hoboposting was all about?
it probably was
so fucking clean and sweet
Hey, you know things, why do those prisoners and refugees in old war footage smile at the camera?
>>7730Wouldn't you smile too?
it's my shoah and I'll smile if I want tosmile if I want tosmile if I want toyou would smile tooif it happened to you
2021 DAY 131 (2020 DAY 497)
Interesting question. Why do you ask? Is this a metaphor for something.
Possibly it's human nature to smile for a camera. Learned response. Operant conditioning? Instinct? Muscle memory?
Maybe they're just trying to hang on to hope any way they can.
>human nature to smile for a camera
>Learned response. Operant conditioning? Instinct? Muscle memory?
okay but this is back in old times where cameras and the like were completely new and really only for the wealthy.
2021 DAY 132 (2020 DAY 498)
Are you the prisoner? Am I the prisoner? Is Cracky the prisoner? WHO IS THE PRISONER?
>>7741>>7741It can't clearly be seen. The universe is too big to know exactly.
IS THE UNIVERSE THE PRISON?!
>>7743reality is stranger than fiction
also, what's in the center of it all?
>>7745the skyqueen cracky-chan
Cracky-chan sodomized me
>>7749 the "not-too-bright brazilian girl"?
In this mind of an autist, maybe.