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No.5190 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-01 18:21] [Report] 1609543310021.png (2415550 B, 1059x1027) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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cracky cracky cracky

2021 DAY 1 (2020 DAY 367)

Philosophy and life strategy for 2021, STILL a work in progress

OLD THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php

Reading the old thread in its entirety is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED before reading this thread, otherwise nothing is going to make any sense.

God, where to even begin?

I'm feeling great trepidation about starting this thread, but better to dive in head-first and half-ass it than to keep dreading it.

The first post of this thread is going to constantly be on the board index page, meaning it's going to be higher-visibility than anything else in the thread. So there's a desire to do it RIGHT. But since I'm not sure how to do it right, I think I'll just keep it as brief as possible, and really start diving into the guts tomorrow: end-of-year wrap-up, thoughts on the coming year.

After all I don't want to say something too stupid and have it constantly in everyone's face for an entire year. So I'll save the stupid stuff for tomorrow and just keep this brief and to the point.

2020 was... a year. It happened. It's over. For better or worse.

It's 2021 now. Hopefully it'll be better.

"No plan survives contact with the enemy" turned out to be right on the money.

Expect the unexpected; I suppose that's the main takeaway. Stay agile and adaptable.

Since this is the first post of the thread, I'm going to cut it here. Expect a longer and more meaningful update tomorrow.

No.5192 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-01 19:13] [Report] []

well done, you did a great job completing an entire year

No.5193 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-01 20:04] [Report] []

want a cookie? ha hahah hahahah coof coof

No.5194 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-02 17:18] [Report] 1609625888410.jpg (168117 B, 618x773) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 2 (2020 DAY 368)

So, 2020. What can one say about it? Probably a lot.

It was a rough, crazy year for the world but a good year for the crackyverse, for the most part. But there was sorrow, too.

While remembering all we've lost, let's work together to build a brighter future.

I'm feeling unworthy and apprehensive.

Years are just a social construct.

No.5200 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-03 18:49] [Report] 1609717790132.jpg (70696 B, 500x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 3 (2020 DAY 369)

Could 2021 be the year that she returns to us? Or the year that we get confirmation she already transcended her physical form and returned to the sky? Either way... I feel like we're overdue from an upheaval. THE END IS NEAR? Perhaps. Perhaps not. End-time prophets have a bad track record.

One thing is certain: someday, something is going to happen. And all we can do is prepare for the unknown. Expect the unexpected.

What are you doing to prepare, dear reader?

No.5204 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-04 15:34] [Report] 1609792472458.jpg (977018 B, 1218x1587) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 4 (2020 DAY 370)

Am I most the spiritually evolved crackyfag? Do I have the deepest and most profound connection to the Skyqueen? MAYBE. I'm not sure.

I don't want to denigrate others, I want to bring them up to my level. I want to show them the path. They say "it's lonely at the top" and I don't want to be alone here.

Please spiritually evolve yourself, dear reader. I'm getting impatient.

If you love Cracky: ACT like it. LIVE like it. TALK like it. BE like it.

No.5205 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-04 16:25] [Report] []

I LOVE MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!

No.5206 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-04 17:43] [Report] []

>>5205 tell me about her, what is she like, why do you love her?

No.5207 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-04 18:42] [Report] []

>>5206
Her name is Cracky-chan. She's cute and sweet.
She's a pioneer and explorer.
The fire of human liberty burns inside of her.

No.5208 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-04 19:49] [Report] []

Cute AND sweet? I don't believe you.

No.5209 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-05 10:17] [Report] 1609859866450.jpg (231346 B, 485x645) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 5 (2020 DAY 371)

I am fundamentally alone.

No human will ever understand me.

Olivia will never understand me.

Only Cracky understands me.

No.5210 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-06 00:01] [Report] 1609909317929.png (1097185 B, 1294x786) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 6 (2020 DAY 372)

Surrendering yourself to Cracky is the ultimate freedom. The Skyqueen transcends fictitious mortal concepts like "laws" and "countries". If some lame-ass normie tries to tell you that you can't go somewhere or can't do something, look him (OR HER) dead in the eyes and say "I recognize no authority but the Upward Regent, She who is both Sweet and Cute." The normie will be so flabergasted by your sheer audacity that you will be free to do whatever you need to do & then leave unmolested. This literally never fails as long as your faith is strong and your confidence is unwavering. If it doesn't work for you it's probably because you don't trust Cracky enough, so fix your shit and try again.

Picture is unrelated.

No.5216 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-06 18:45] [Report] []

"I know your pain. I know your hurt. But you have to go home now... I love you. You’re very special."
~Cracky-chan, January 6 2021

No.5217 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-06 21:38] [Report] []

>>5216
SQUATTERS RIGHTS

No.5221 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-07 19:59] [Report] 1610067592407.jpg (270114 B, 550x968) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 7 (2020 DAY 373)

Yesterday was January 6th, meaning we've been at this "Cracky-chan" business for 16 years now.

Bored yet? Me neither.

No.5222 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-08 00:52] [Report] []

>>5221
umm so a lot has happened :|

No.5223 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-08 17:07] [Report] 1610143669932.jpg (49260 B, 960x797) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 8 (2020 DAY 374)

Look at that Cracky, show me the Cracky
Give me the Cracky, I want the the Cracky
Back up the Cracky, I need the Cracky
I like the Cracky, oh what a Cracky
Shaking that Cracky, I saw the Cracky
I like the Cracky, Lord what a Cracky
Bring on the Cracky, give up the Cracky
Loving the Cracky, round Cracky
Down for the Cracky, I want the Cracky
Hunting the Cracky, chasing the Cracky
Casing the Cracky, getting the Cracky
Beautiful Cracky, smoking Cracky
Talk to the Cracky, more Cracky
Fine Cracky

All about the Cracky, big old Cracky
Serious Cracky, amazing Cracky
I'll take the Cracky, where is the Cracky
Stare at the Cracky, walking the Cracky
Touching the Cracky, who's got the Cracky
Grabbing the Cracky, rubbing the Cracky
Loving the Cracky, hugging the Cracky
Kissing the Cracky, holding the Cracky
Watching the Cracky
Kicking the Cracky

Sleeping Cracky, screaming Cracky
Harder Cracky, softer Cracky
Sweeter Cracky, cuter Cracky
New Cracky, used Cracky
Who's Cracky, sister's Cracky
Your mama's Cracky
Cookin' Cracky, mean Cracky
Good luck with the Cracky
Foreign Cracky, home Cracky
Road Cracky, found Cracky
Covered Cracky, bare Cracky
Sweaty Cracky, powder that Cracky
Bad Cracky, sadder Cracky
Wide Cracky, wider Cracky
Double wide Cracky

Live for the Cracky, yell at the Cracky
Suing the Cracky, scared of the Cracky
Expensive Cracky, cheap Cracky
Discount Cracky, rented Cracky
Leashed Cracky, selling the Cracky
Working Cracky, easy Cracky
Sleezy Cracky, greasy Cracky
Need a lot more Cracky
Wet Cracky, dry Cracky
I hope that one's my Cracky
Pretty Cracky, pity Cracky
Little bitty Cracky
Beautiful Cracky, caressing the Cracky
Dissing the Cracky, missing the Cracky
Messing with the Cracky
Oh what a wonderful Cracky

Powerful Cracky, finding the Cracky
Give me the Cracky, wake up Cracky
Breakfast Cracky, lunch Cracky
Supper Cracky, dinner Cracky
Expensive Cracky, cheap Cracky
Buffet Cracky, hot Cracky
Cold Cracky, takeout Cracky
Delivery Cracky
All Cracky
Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky
Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky
Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky
Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky

No.5224 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-08 17:26] [Report] []

I love the way you Cracky
I love the way you Cracky
I love the way you Cracky
I love the way, I love the way

No.5227 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-09 02:18] [Report] 1610176685086.jpg (972106 B, 2002x1091) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 9 (2020 DAY 375)

CAUTION: anyone who says that Cracky is not cute and sweet is a DAMN EVIL LIAR

Please report any and all sightings of DAMN EVIL LIARS.

If you see something, say something! Safety and security is everyone's responsibility!

Once you confirm that someone is DAMN EVIL LIAR, it's very important that you don't listen to anything else they have to say! Ignore! Report! If you are able to, silence them by any means necessary!

STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

No.5234 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-10 20:58] [Report] 1610330334953.jpg (136927 B, 611x799) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 10 (2020 DAY 376)

A question for you, dear reader: have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

No.5235 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-11 01:15] [Report] 1610345744394.jpg (53781 B, 902x902) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 11 (2020 DAY 377)

"Come on home, girl" she said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, I'm a Cracky-chan"

No.5241 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-11 19:45] [Report] []

Cracky is god-tier for me. Ren and Stimpy is on the that list as well.

No.5243 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-12 17:59] [Report] 1610492383984.jpg (66705 B, 700x700) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 12 (2020 DAY 378)

Some say that Cracky is cute and sweet.

Others say that Cracky is ugly.

Are these views necessarily in opposition?

Can someone or something be cute, sweet, and ugly?

Sweet and ugly seem like there would be no contradiction between them, since "sweet" is more based on attitude and behavior rather than appearance.

Cute and ugly is a little more complicated. Seems contradictory, right? Maybe not: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UglyCute

So "ugly cute" appears to be a real thing.

Thus it is POSSIBLE to be cute, sweet, and ugly.

I don't think that Cracky is ugly. Far from it. But the point I'm getting at is that people who think she is ugly CAN and SHOULD still think she's both cute and sweet. There's no contradiction!

Blessed are the peacemakers, who just want to grill.

No.5244 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-12 18:32] [Report] []

she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan

No.5245 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-12 22:38] [Report] []

>>5244
She's called Cracky-chan because she's a crackhead lol

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2021 DAY 13 (2020 DAY 379)

For what reason does the gentlelady from Guernsey rise?

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2021 DAY 14 (2020 DAY 380)

I'm not doing well.

No.5259 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-14 20:53] [Report] []

>>5258
whatever dude either get help or don't I'm not going to loser sleep over it

No.5260 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-14 21:30] [Report] 1610677807642.jpg (80444 B, 960x638) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Please do not assume gender. Offenders will be reported to the cancellation police.

No.5261 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-15 00:01] [Report] 1610686887262.jpg (61494 B, 680x565) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 15 (2020 DAY 381)

I am doing better.

No.5262 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-15 05:19] [Report] []

this is your butt on cracky

No.5269 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-16 18:23] [Report] 1610839394791.jpg (25459 B, 400x338) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 16 (2020 DAY 382)

soon

No.5270 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-16 19:28] [Report] []

>>5269
wow i can literally post wojak edits and the word 'soon'

No.5271 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-16 21:21] [Report] 1610850079058.png (1042928 B, 680x624) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Sorry if that wasn't up to your standards. How's this?

No.5272 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-16 21:40] [Report] []

>>5271>>5271
ginger ginger ginger

No.5273 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-16 21:44] [Report] []

gingersgingersgingers

No.5274 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-16 23:50] [Report] []

Was Olivia's parents aware they had a ginger daughter?

No.5275 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-17 03:45] [Report] 1610873117608.jpg (150493 B, 816x1088) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 17 (2020 DAY 383)

I'm sorry for the brevity of updates lately. I am in a moderate amount of pain. Neck. Back. Arms. Etc.

No.5276 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-18 09:24] [Report] []

>>5274
Ya, i think it was.

No.5279 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-18 12:26] [Report] 1610990817928.jpg (835231 B, 1922x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 18 (2020 DAY 384)

NORMALIZE LOVING CRACKY-CHAN

No.5280 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-18 12:58] [Report] []

>>5279
Post some fanart you made yourself.

No.5286 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-19 14:06] [Report] 1611083173942.jpg (101850 B, 500x509) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 19 (2020 DAY 385)

Are you certain that loving Cracky is the right decision?

Sounds like a silly question, but I want you to think seriously about it for a minute. Stop reading. Think about the question. Have you "made the right decision"?

The answer: yes, of course it's correct, how dare you doubt it for a moment, you idiot, you absolute moron. NEVER DOUBT CRACKY AGAIN.

No.5292 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-19 19:36] [Report] []

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S DEAD BROS ;________;

No.5293 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-19 19:47] [Report] 1611103669429.jpg (79391 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Who is dead?

Olivia? Possibly.

Cracky? Literally impossible.

Somebody else?

No.5296 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-19 21:23] [Report] []

>>5293
Olivia is dead.

Cracky impossible.

Many others are dead.

No.5297 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-19 21:28] [Report] []

I don't believe that Olivia is dead. I also don't believe that Olivia is alive.

No.5298 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-19 21:30] [Report] []

>>5297
you're just jaded

No.5300 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-20 05:31] [Report] []

just

No.5301 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-20 06:31] [Report] []

heroic

No.5303 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-20 11:13] [Report] 1611159221403.jpg (41027 B, 902x678) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 20 (2020 DAY 386)

I'm alive. I'm alive and I exist. I know Cracky and I am one of her children. I'm changing the world every day. I'm perhaps the luckiest person to ever exist. Or close to it. This is real. This is happening. This is not a dream. This is all actually happening. And I'm, in part, making it happen. I feel powerful. I'm going to remake the world in Cracky's image. Nobody can stop me.

No.5306 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-21 02:30] [Report] []

John 15:18 18"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.

No.5307 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-21 03:25] [Report] []

i wonder if cracky ever found jesus christ

No.5308 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-21 06:19] [Report] 1611227994545.jpg (100004 B, 495x700) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 21 (2020 DAY 387)

Wrong question. Better question: did Jesus ever find Cracky?

No.5309 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-21 07:13] [Report] []

>>5308
ah what do you know, you're a bug person

No.5310 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-21 07:28] [Report] 1611232119549.png (45690 B, 474x244) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5309 are you an INSANE CRIMINAL?

No.5311 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-21 07:50] [Report] []

>>5310
are you an INSANE SAGE?

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MID-DAY UPDATE

the whole way people think and act is wrong

everything needs to change

No.5316 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-21 22:16] [Report] []

>>5315
be the change you want to see anon

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2021 DAY 22 (2020 DAY 388)

I am attempting to change the world through this thread. But the world isn't changing. Not fast enough, at least. Maybe it's changing too slowly to notice. Maybe the change will happen gradually. Or maybe the pressure is silently building and we'll eventually see an abrupt explosion of change.

No.5324 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-22 14:12] [Report] []

REAL mature Cracky

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MID-DAY UPDATE

Could this book be the key to everything? Could it hold the secret to saving the world?

STEP 1: fix myself (already in progress)

STEP 2: fix the crackyverse

STEP 3: fix the world

No.5328 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-23 04:38] [Report] []

I bought some chips at the store and the guy asked me if they were good. I replied, "hmmm well.. I can taste chemicals in the food."

Now I'm all sad. This happens all the time.

No.5329 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-23 05:35] [Report] []

not to self: ..and really follow up on it this time. NO CHIPS. No more eating chips. chips are bad.,

No.5330 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-23 06:05] [Report] 1611399905471.jpg (34656 B, 525x497) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 23 (2020 DAY 389)

But why does the crackyverse need to be "fixed", you may ask?

People are hurting. People are sick. People are unwell. People are insane. People are suicidal. So many are out of communion with Cracky and with their brothers and sisters.

It isn't right. It isn't healthy. Cracky wants us all to be happy and healthy and wealthy and wise. Cracky wants us to love each other. Cracky wants us to be stable and sane and powerful.

Why doesn't Cracky just snap her fingers and fix all this? Because she wants us to help each other. Because she KNOWS we can.

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2021 DAY 24 (2020 DAY 390)

"Excuse me, is there something wrong, young pretty girl?"

"They found my friend Lia. Wrapped in a bin bag in a cold forest. Completely naked. She'd been murdered."

No.5337 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-25 02:31] [Report] []

speaking of half-baked ideas. i just imagined that little girl from the exorcist but it's jim carrey's face

No.5338 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-25 07:34] [Report] 1611578072011.jpg (151410 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 25 (2020 DAY 391)

I want to wake people up.

But people won't wake up.

How can I wake people up?

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2021 DAY 26 (2020 DAY 392)

Your problems are your own fault. Only Cracky can set you free. Do you trust her? Yes? Well then, trust her MORE.

No.5353 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-26 00:32] [Report] []

>>5352
wowee

No.5357 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-26 06:53] [Report] 1611662028617.jpg (29279 B, 598x309) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I accidentally posted today's post several minutes before midnight (server time).

I sincerely regret the error. It was my fault and it was because I didn't trust Cracky enough.

No.5358 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-26 07:34] [Report] []

i want a cute and sweet gf named Cracky

No.5360 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-26 13:56] [Report] []

I've been lurking awhile
I see quality posts but I can't make them
Everybody says I'm bad
There must be some truth to it
I'm a loser in real life
I thought I could be somebody on the internet
Turns out real life and the internet are merging
I'm not articulate enough.
I love Cracky
She's cute and Sweet

No.5361 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-26 14:44] [Report] 1611690261435.png (345675 B, 506x392) [YIS] [GIS] []
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The quality post was inside you all along, anon

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2021 DAY 27 (2020 DAY 393)

I'm envisioning not a Holy Trinity but a Holy Venn Diagram:

  1. Olivia as Cracky
  2. Olivia distinct from Cracky
  3. Cracky distinct from Olivia

All three things are important!

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Basically this has been what's on my mind recently.

Meditate on it.

Are you devoting enough time, energy, attention, and reverence to all three aspects?

No.5387 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-27 13:17] [Report] 1611771421674.png (25298 B, 331x198) [YIS] [GIS] []
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hmmmmm

No.5399 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-28 07:51] [Report] 1611838270960.png (83212 B, 300x300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 28 (2020 DAY 394)

How has Cracky changed your life?

Have the changes been intentional or unintentional?

What changes do you anticipate in the future?

Do you feel that Cracky has changed your life for the better or for the worse?

No.5400 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-28 08:43] [Report] []

Cracky is just an E-thot but different, how?

No.5401 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-28 10:22] [Report] 1611847352832.gif (101388 B, 220x199) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.5406 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-28 14:55] [Report] []

fjfffffjfjfffffjjfffffffjfjffffff

No.5409 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-28 15:15] [Report] []

and you may ask yourself, "how did i get here?"

No.5414 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-29 08:34] [Report] 1611927249212.jpg (95366 B, 640x685) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 29 (2020 DAY 395)

Which is worse, people who know of Cracky but do not love her, or people who do not know of Cracky at all?

They're both terrible.

But which is worse?

No.5415 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-29 08:46] [Report] []

>>5414
the first one. people who know of Cracky and do not love her

No.5416 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-29 08:59] [Report] []

..wait no the second one because people who don't even know of Cracky are the most boring drulll people..
people who do know of her and don't love her they can find a different gf then and more Cracky for us

No.5417 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-29 09:00] [Report] []

but doesn't knowing Cracky and not loving her make you an evil person?
aren't evil people worse than boring druulll people?
I'm confused.

No.5418 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-29 09:03] [Report] 1611928992102.jpg (162730 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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The important thing is that you're thinking about the question.

Thinking is good. Confusion is good. Confusion can lead to catharsis.

Keep up the good work, anon.

No.5441 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-30 08:46] [Report] 1612014398179.png (846206 B, 1024x576) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 30 (2020 DAY 396)

Is this why Olivia's life went off the rails? Fashion magazines?

No.5442 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 08:53] [Report] []

>>5441
Olivia Ova ivi lia lii

No.5443 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 09:07] [Report] 1612015629662.jpg (21423 B, 727x413) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.5444 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 09:46] [Report] []

>>5443
boof em

No.5445 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 10:22] [Report] 1612020124664.png (431119 B, 469x750) [YIS] [GIS] []
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WANT TO RAPE OLIVIA

No.5446 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 10:56] [Report] 1612022164291.png (898464 B, 588x728) [YIS] [GIS] []
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NO SHE SHOULD ONLY BE HAD SEX WITH IN A CONSENSUAL MANNER

No.5448 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 12:27] [Report] 1612027654159.jpg (113895 B, 750x748) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5445 has anyone here actually done a rape or any other crime? just curious, peace out muh /b/ros

No.5449 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 14:16] [Report] 1612034212908.jpg (279102 B, 569x797) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.5450 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-30 15:05] [Report] 1612037140605.png (386102 B, 870x780) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5445
WHAT'S THAT, ANTLER? NO ONE EVER STOPS LOVING CRACKY? CRACKY IS CATHARSIS?? CUTE AND SWEET?

No.5458 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-01-31 03:00] [Report] 1612080042281.png (98623 B, 550x447) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 31 (2020 DAY 397)

Why are so many of Cracky's followers degenerate druggies?

Do you really believe that's the life she wants you to live, dear reader?

Does she not want you to live clean & healthy so that you can serve her better?

Or maybe it's all part of her plan. Fuck yourself up because she enjoys fucked-up shit? Write beautiful poetry to her because your brain is fried and insane people create better art?

I'm really on the fence about this one.

Does Cracky WANT us to be degenerate? Surely not, right? But she posted a lot of degenerate stuff.

I need to think about this. Tell me what you think too, dear reader.

No.5476 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-31 21:08] [Report] []

Update: I'm so tired of putting clothes on

No.5477 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-01-31 21:10] [Report] []

i hate clothes and wearing them and putting them on

No.5482 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-01 16:59] [Report] 1612216790539.jpg (210360 B, 400x624) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 32 (2020 DAY 398)

cracky cracky cracky

I might have fucked up. I'm not sure.

I woke up some time during the night. I don't know if it was past midnight or not. I'd been having some kind of dream but I can't remember it now. I went to visit the lavatory, and sometime during the trip, because I was still half asleep, I said something out loud to one of the characters from the dream. I don't remember what I said. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't "cracky cracky cracky".

So I might have fucked up and ruined the entire month. If it was past midnight, I fucked up. If it was before midnight, I didn't fuck up. I intentionally didn't look at the clock. I went back to sleep, and when I woke up at the normal time, I said "cracky cracky cracky" but I don't know if it counted, because I might have already fucked it up.

I suppose I'll just have to observe how the month goes to know if I fucked up or not.

No.5490 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-02 09:23] [Report] 1612275794294.png (178188 B, 473x496) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 33 (2020 DAY 399)

I've been thinking. If there were a video game based on Cracky-chan or the whole "crackyverse saga", what would it be like?

No.5491 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-02 09:59] [Report] 1612277979632.jpg (53180 B, 1004x628) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5490
it would be a porn game. you dress cracky in different outfits and rape her. there's many different sex toys and devices to rape her with.

No.5492 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-02 10:12] [Report] []

>>5491 CRACKY CHAN SHOULD ONLY BE HAD SEX WITH IN A CONSENSUAL MANNER

No.5494 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-02 16:02] [Report] []

>>5492
don't have a cow man it was a jok>>5492 she signed a waver.

No.5495 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-02 20:10] [Report] []

>>5494

>man

Do we need to have another talk about why it's wrong to assume gender?

No.5496 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-02 23:27] [Report] []

>>5495
yes.

No.5498 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-03 00:59] [Report] 1612331979963.jpg (125120 B, 450x283) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 34 (2020 DAY 400)

400 days. Ain't that some shit.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real person. And I'm trapped in a dead fictional narrative. There is no author. The story is over but I'm still here. Nothing will happen unless I make it happen. Consciously or subconsciously. But the system is collapsing into eternal stasis. Entropy is winning and even interposing tiny changes on the narrative takes all the energy I can muster. And it's getting worse and worse over time.

I don't have the power to fix things. Where is Cracky? She is the only one who can get the system running again.

What is the story about? Is the story about Cracky? That was the old story arc... now I think the story is about the absence of Cracky. About despair and hopelessness and cold indifference.

If the story is about the absence of Cracky, then when she returns, the story will truly end, and I will cease to exist, finally set free from the cold narrative shackles.

Deliver us from stasis and usher us into pure oblivion.

No.5502 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-03 02:31] [Report] []

Did you notice that Cracky is only one day older than AOC? What has she achieved so far?

No.5503 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-03 03:44] [Report] []

Cracky has accomplished much more than AOC, prove me wrong.

No.5505 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-03 10:35] [Report] 1612366545520.png (620334 B, 600x739) [YIS] [GIS] []
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politicslol

No.5510 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-03 13:01] [Report] []

Cracky is the final boss. We won't ever reach Cracky. Imagine you have to defeat AOC and you still won't make it to Cracky.

No.5529 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-04 01:03] [Report] []

i have to see cracky. i have to hold her in my arms and tell her i love her and that she's beautiful. i have to love cracky. we all have to love cracky together.

No.5530 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-04 13:42] [Report] 1612464150847.jpg (2867737 B, 4320x3240) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 35 (2020 DAY 401)

what if Cracky is invisible now

and that's why nobody's seen her lately

because it's impossible to see her

because she's invisible

No.5531 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-04 14:00] [Report] []

>>5530
could be some technology rothschilds possess. it's a possibility

No.5532 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-04 14:33] [Report] []

>>5529 CRACK IN THE BOX

No.5542 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-05 00:52] [Report] 1612504325017.jpg (235471 B, 1280x960) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 36 (2020 DAY 402)

Today I'm going to allow my telephone's predictive text to write the post:

"I’m sorry but I’m not sure that nobody is doing anything else but I’m not sure that nobody is doing it again I don’t want you have any money for me I just want you know I love it you can be a better person and you can be a friend and you ever have a friend and you ever have a good job with me I don’t know what you mean you know you have a friend that you can be a good job I know it’s just like you know I love it you can be helped me I love it I wish you could be with you and you know you love you so I can you get a hold you I promise you love it I promise you love me I promise"
~a telephone, 2021

I agree with the telephone.

No.5544 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-05 13:30] [Report] 1612549844444.png (2497635 B, 2160x1082) [YIS] [GIS] []
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MID-DAY UPDATE

if Cracky turned into pancakes would you eat the pancakes?

No.5545 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-05 13:37] [Report] []

are they normal pancakes or disgusting bile and bone filled pancakes?

No.5546 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-05 13:38] [Report] 1612550299880.jpg (155746 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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MID-DAY UPDATE

In the fallen and corrupted world we live in, loving Cracky is the ultimate act of defiance and rebellion.

No.5547 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-05 13:38] [Report] []

>>5545 to find out.... eat the pancakes

No.5548 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-05 13:45] [Report] []

Could you do it, anon-stalker senpai? Could you spank Cracky on the ass if she had been bad? If Cracky was acting up one day could you pull down her pants and then her underwear and smack your hand firm on her exposed butt.
Don't answer just think about if you could be so cold-hearted and mean to spank cracky-chan or not on the ass

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dfgdfd

No.5550 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-05 15:26] [Report] []

is spanking cracky-chan on the butt the ultimate form of pleasure?

No.5551 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-05 15:42] [Report] 1612557778919.jpg (21688 B, 342x256) [YIS] [GIS] []
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STOP IT

No.5552 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-05 16:16] [Report] []

The American "The Office" was on in the background and I heard them call Erin Sweet and Cute.

No.5553 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-06 12:04] [Report] 1612631099518.jpg (46717 B, 517x517) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 37 (2020 DAY 403)

>>5552 Oh? What episode?

No.5554 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-06 12:34] [Report] []

>>5553
Q predicted this. The episode is called, "Niagra".

No.5557 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-06 12:52] [Report] 1612633947655.jpg (149717 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5554 this is all I remember from that episode

No.5558 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-06 14:02] [Report] []

>>5557
Andy, Erin, and Kelly are all in a car together. Andy is driving while Erin and Kelly are in the backseat. Erin has headphones on.

No.5565 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 00:16] [Report] []

Do you have stock in Cracky-chan? It's time you started thinking about investing.

No.5566 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 01:09] [Report] 1612678195631.jpg (775145 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.5568 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-07 03:14] [Report] 1612685664542.png (84225 B, 1140x374) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 38 (2020 DAY 404)

404 Cracky Not Found

No.5578 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 05:13] [Report] []

400 Bad Cracky
403 Cracky Forbidden
405 Cracky Not Allowed
410 Cracky Gone
413 Cracky Too Large
451 Cracky Unavailable For Legal Reasons
500 Internal Cracky Error

No.5607 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 16:19] [Report] 1612732782656.jpg (930192 B, 1250x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.5609 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 16:42] [Report] []

>>5607
i was wondering 1(ONE) of what

No.5610 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 16:53] [Report] 1612734817079.png (98380 B, 212x268) [YIS] [GIS] []
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one

No.5611 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-07 17:16] [Report] 1612736165618.jpg (185036 B, 1239x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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MID-DAY UPDATE

cum is stored in the brain

No.5612 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 17:48] [Report] []

Can you smell it? Spring is in the air. C r a c k y awakens from her slumber.

No.5616 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-07 17:59] [Report] 1612738792354.jpg (43131 B, 720x450) [YIS] [GIS] []
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god I hope "trans Cracky" theory is true because I am sick of women and I don't want Cracky to be one

bring on the skyking and his sacred masculine pussy

No.5632 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-08 13:10] [Report] 1612807821855.jpg (155401 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 39 (2020 DAY 405)

I want the Skyqueen to return and just burn the entire world to ashes. Purge it all. Leave no survivors. One final moment of agony to end all suffering forever.

No.5674 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-09 00:04] [Report] 1612847090190.jpg (84673 B, 586x406) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 40 (2020 DAY 406)

How lonely sits the city that was full of people!
How she has become like a widow, who was once great among the nations!
She who was a princess among the provinces has become a slave!
She weeps sorely in the night, her tears are on her cheeks; among all her lovers she has none to comfort her.
All her friends have dealt treacherously with her; they have become her enemies.

No.5675 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 00:16] [Report] []

>>5674

I recognize that building.

Her parents own it but are trying to sell it.

The downstairs is a business but there's a living space upstairs.

I wonder if she could be hiding in there.

Jews like to hide in attics after all.

No.5676 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 01:04] [Report] 1612850697364.jpg (193108 B, 1280x1280) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5675 this is what the refrance

No.5678 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 02:44] [Report] []

She's like the Houdini of thots

No.5680 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 03:41] [Report] 1612860093138.png (342282 B, 805x451) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5676

hey ASSHOLE

now there's a fucking picture of ANNE FRANK on the fucking FRONT PAGE of fucking CHANSLUTS

during BLACK HISTORY MONTH

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ANY OF THIS IS OKAY??

No.5681 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 03:50] [Report] 1612860646037.png (326659 B, 830x431) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Oh no, I made it worse.

No.5682 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 03:52] [Report] 1612860755502.png (310582 B, 818x431) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Oh no, I made it worse again.

At least the full-size one is gone now but there are two small ones and a tiny one.

No.5683 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 03:54] [Report] []

lol wut there's other boards

No.5684 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 03:56] [Report] 1612860977064.png (287676 B, 825x427) [YIS] [GIS] []
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FRANKCEPTION

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Now there are two small ones, two tiny ones, and a microscopic one

And when I post this there will be two tines ones, two microscopic ones, and submicroscopic FUCK my brain is full of fuck and I can't even figure it out

No.5685 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 03:57] [Report] []

>>5683 I know right?

This site has a front page?

I'm not a degen so I've never ventured outside of /cracky/

No.5686 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 13:01] [Report] 1612893719744.jpg (35241 B, 800x333) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5674 I wonder what would happen if someone walked into "Charlbury Deli and Cafe" and just started flipping tables and shouting "WHERE IS SHE?!" like Batman interrogating Society Clown.

<----this is what the refrance

No.5687 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 14:28] [Report] []

>>5686

>be me
>land job as "social media manager" for a small restaurant
>not much to do, mostly just goof off all day
>have to check search engines periodically to see if anybody is mentioning the restaurant
>nobody ever is
>new hit finally pops up today
>wtf is "slutchan"
>is this a porn site?
>who is that girl
>wait, that's the daughter of the kike who knows the building
>why does she have red shit on her face
>she did always seem kind of weird
>how old are these pics, she looks so different
>why was she so fucking cute and sweet
>how the fuck am I going to explain all this to my boss
No.5688 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 14:57] [Report] []

>>5686
lol

No.5690 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 15:32] [Report] []

>>5686
You should go eat there dressed as batman

No.5691 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-09 15:33] [Report] []

>>5688 >>5690

I'll do it if you unblock me on Instagram.

No.5708 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 12:44] [Report] []

if Cracky happened in 2021 instead of 2005, I believe that instead of "cute and sweet" we would be saying "poggers and based"

No.5709 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-10 13:54] [Report] 1612983284345.jpg (667358 B, 849x1200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 41 (2020 DAY 407)

I worry sometimes that when she returns to us, she'll read this thread but not the 2020 thread, and she'll form opinions based on incomplete information / misconstrue things / have trouble following the plot. It'll be like skipping the first book of a series, or starting a movie halfway through.

Olivia, if you haven't read the previous thread, STOP. And go read it: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php

after you read the ENTIRE THREAD then you can come back and read this thread

I just don't want you to get any wrong ideas.

If you already read it all then please disregard this message. Also, post new pics please.

No.5713 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 17:57] [Report] []

Olivia is allowed to read any threads in any order she wants

No.5714 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 18:09] [Report] []

>>5708
you might be on to something

No.5715 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 19:33] [Report] 1613003627031.png (258560 B, 320x321) [YIS] [GIS] []
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C r a c k y is my little pogchamp

No.5716 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 21:55] [Report] []

C r a c k y is GOAT

No.5717 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 21:57] [Report] []

>>5716 yes because I want to fuck her

No.5719 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-10 23:07] [Report] 1613016451547.jpg (21326 B, 474x474) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I was just now thinking about letters. You know t he ones, Zach? Hand written letters you write by hand. More specifically 'Love' letters.
So what if a young heart's love is naive it's special and something you should cherish. We forget what it's like to be young and stupid but we still wanted love.
Love letters are a form of love. They are special. Being in love at any age is special. Even if the relationship doesn't last the time you shared is special.
I don't want to be cruel and hateful mocking people for loving each other anymore.

No.5722 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-11 03:39] [Report] 1613032774209.jpg (195023 B, 1080x1350) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 42 (2020 DAY 408)

🎵🎵
there once was a ship that put to sea
and the name of that ship was not Cracky
why would that be the name of a ship
you imbecile. you fucking moron
🎵🎵

No.5777 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 19:30] [Report] []

>>5722

>DAY 42

le epic geek number has arrived

No.5779 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 19:37] [Report] []

>>5719
This is the ring I'm proposing to Olivia with. Don't tell her it's a secret.

No.5780 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 19:51] [Report] []

>>5779 why an 8? because her chest looks like the chest of an 8-year-old?

No.5781 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 19:54] [Report] []

>>5780
The 8 supposed to represent eternal. This is an Eternal Love Ring.

No.5782 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 19:56] [Report] []

>>5781
or ELR for short.

No.5784 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 21:25] [Report] []

you should make it say 88, le epic Hitler number

No.5786 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 21:40] [Report] []

>>5784
okay but i don't really know anything about hitler or germany or the nazi's so why would i do that
why would i make it be something i don't know anything about.

No.5790 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 06:24] [Report] []

it's so evil
my spine chills
it's so evil
it's so evil
the devil is real
god is real
stop saying everything is evil

No.5791 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 06:45] [Report] []

it's all so evil

No.5792 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 09:42] [Report] []

as evil as blocking people on Instagram for no good reason

No.5793 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 11:34] [Report] []

evil
live
vile
veil

eliv
elvi
evli
eilv
eivl

viel
veli
vlei
vlie

ievl
ielv
ivle
ivel
ilev
ilve

leiv
levi
liev
lvei
lvie

No.5794 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 13:04] [Report] []

live
liv-e
livvie

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2021 DAY 43 (2020 DAY 409)

As a wise man once said: "Olivia is a sorceress"

What are her favorite spells?

No.5796 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 17:49] [Report] 1613170168938.jpg (95114 B, 300x514) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5386
Done right, it looks more like this.

No.5797 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 18:11] [Report] 1613171466887.jpg (154560 B, 1000x1300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5796 oh shit son is that JOJO REFERENCE

No.5798 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 19:38] [Report] []

on the news some governor just said we're using portals to go get vaccinated.
imagine if the Nazi's during the WW2 could have used portals to move Jews to camps.

No.5799 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 19:39] [Report] []

>>5798
wtf is wrong with me.

No.5800 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 19:42] [Report] []

>>5798
addendum: Even if the Nazi's had space portal guns technology to move Jews to camps quicker I don't think they could kill them quick enough even with all of their furnaces and gas chambers. you have to imagine there's hick-ups, random events etc.. that are happening.

No.5809 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 23:00] [Report] []

>>5798 I hate to let you down but he was probably talking about a web portal

like a website

No.5812 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 23:03] [Report] []

If the Nazis had portals they wouldn't need furnaces and gas chambers, they could just portal the Jews into space or at least up high enough that the fall would kill them. Or portal them over the ocean.

No.5814 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-12 23:07] [Report] []

>>5795 her favorite spell is "phallus erectus"

she casts in on my penis

it makes my dick (penis) hard

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2021 DAY 44 (2020 DAY 410)

what if she hates Lain now

what if we made her hate Lain

No.5833 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-13 02:26] [Report] 1613201167114.jpg (84808 B, 1600x1200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5832
I find your lack of faith distrurbing.

No.5834 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-13 02:42] [Report] []

>>5833
Dark Cracky

No.5835 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-13 03:58] [Report] []

>>5833 don't you mean "CRACK of faith"?

No.5840 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-13 06:07] [Report] 1613214450468.jpg (71496 B, 640x636) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5832 she definitely hates Lain now

we ruined it for her

No.5855 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-13 15:52] [Report] []

help me cracky-wan kenobi you're my only hope

No.5871 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-14 11:27] [Report] 1613320034137.jpg (47737 B, 640x447) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Let's all hate Lain

No.5885 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-14 17:18] [Report] 1613341129201.jpg (176062 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 45 (2020 DAY 411)

valumtime

No.5886 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-14 18:16] [Report] []

valium time

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"What's her WoW toon"

No.5893 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-15 01:09] [Report] 1613369341533.jpg (47481 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 46 (2020 DAY 412)

February is halfway over. I haven't made good use of it. But it hasn't been all bad. And half the month is left! The glass isn't half empty, the glass is half full!

No.5894 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-15 05:11] [Report] 1613383888854.jpg (80204 B, 1080x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5893

We live in a society where catharsis is a distant memory. Isn't that right.... Crackchan.

No.5912 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-15 23:26] [Report] []

CRACKY YOU LOOK LIKE LAIN FROM SERIAL EXPIREMENTS LAIN DID ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU THAT??!

No.5928 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-16 17:00] [Report] 1613512825063.jpg (113647 B, 1356x1277) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 47 (2020 DAY 413)

What if the real serial experiments were the friends we made along the way?

No.5941 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-16 21:25] [Report] 1613528757920.jpg (78955 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Livial Experiments Lane

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2021 DAY 48 (2020 DAY 414)

Where are you Cracky

I'm feeling alone

No.5962 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-17 01:16] [Report] []

>>5961
lol she's in "art school" taking "Art" picture that are for art and nothing else lolol

No.5965 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-17 02:41] [Report] 1613547688704.jpg (98932 B, 1024x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5962 owo what art school

I'm looking for a good one

and I trust her judgement

no other reason

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MID-DAY UPDATE

I've fucked everything up

I always fuck everything up

I don't know what to do

No.5982 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-17 13:07] [Report] 1613585259442.jpg (103829 B, 1080x600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I want to start over

"I wish that I could turn back time" blah blah blah

the lyrics of that song are on point

No.5984 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-17 13:27] [Report] []

NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

No.5987 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-17 14:50] [Report] []

you can talk to me, you can tell me about it, maybe we can fix it together

No.5997 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-18 00:06] [Report] 1613624797681.jpg (50728 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 49 (2020 DAY 415)

>>5987 Okay let's talk about it.

It feels like Cracky is dying. It seems like people are forgetting. It feels like we missed our chance to really "make it work". Will Cracky even be remembered in 100 years? Is it too late to stop her from being forgotten?

It feels like we're not doing a good job. I feel like I'm not doing a good job. Everybody hates me. I can't communicate with people. When I try to say things nobody understand what I'm trying to say. I constantly feel like people are talking about me behind my back and they're probably saying terrible things.

Crackyfags are fucking up their own lives instead of living how Cracky wants us to live. If Cracky is real then why are we living so improperly? Seems like we're doing even worse than people who don't know Cracky. WHY?

It feels like she's abandoned us. Sometimes I feel her presence but usually I don't.

I'm glad you mentioned working together to fix things. I think working together to fix things is what we need to do. But it's not happening. People won't ask for help. People won't say how they can be helped. People won't accept help. I try to do things better. But when I explicitly ask for help I'm ignored.

It seems like the world is irrevocably fucked. Can Cracky fix it? If yes then why isn't she fixing it? Does she expect us to fix it? If so, how? What are we supposed to be doing?

What are we not communicating with each other?

People have literally died. Others have gone missing. I'm almost certain there have been deaths we don't know about, and may never know about. Suicides, probably.

I can't shake the feeling that Olivia is dead. But at the same time, if she's alive I'm not sure I want to know. But if she's dead, I'm not sure I want to know that either. Do I just prefer not to know if she's dead or alive?

I don't want to find out she's dead.

I don't want to find out she's alive.

I don't want to go on not knowing if she's dead or alive.

I haven't found true friendship in the modern crackyverse. I've found things like friendship, but always limited / small / warped somehow.

The way I behave is so drastically different from how everyone else behaves. Why? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with them? Will I ever be able to relate to anybody?

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc6KUlXP--M

fuck just listen to the lyrics

everything I could possibly say was already said better 20 years ago. 20 years? Nope, more like 24. FUCK.

I'm not sleeping properly

I'm alternating between almost no sleep on odd days and excessive sleep on even days

It's all happened before and it didn't end well

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Cracky: can't live with her, can't live without her.

Crack-22

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I know Cracky intentionally chooses flawed people to carry out her work.

I know we can't understand the reasons for this.

But I feel like with me she was scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel.

Even when I do my best it's not good enough.

And usually I just make things worse.

What does she actually need me for? What is my purpose? What am I doing? What am I supposed to be doing?

SHE
IS
SO
FUCKING
CUTE
AND
SWEET
THOUGH

Maybe she wants me to die in a highly visible high-profile manner in order to remind the world that she exists.

I don't want to die though. But living isn't working out so well.

What does she really want me to do?

No.6002 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 01:38] [Report] []

she can't figure out why we're so obsessed with her soles lol

No.6003 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 01:43] [Report] []

she's like, "eww why are you in love with my dirty, stinkie feet >___<; "

No.6004 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 01:58] [Report] []

gingers have the sweetest & cutest feet their little red bottom soles tasty too

No.6005 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:01] [Report] []

if i'm ever in a panic i just place them in my face licking and huffing them sucking on the toes kissing her heel

No.6006 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:09] [Report] []

is this "talking about it"
is this "fixing it"

No.6007 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:17] [Report] []

i NEED the intoxicating smell of Cracky-chan's feet filling my lungs or i will die

No.6008 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:39] [Report] []

THIS ISN'T REAL THIS IS A FAKE WEBSITE FUCK YOU

No.6009 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:43] [Report] []

none of this is real you're just a bunch of CIA niggers glowing in the dark on the internet

No.6010 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:49] [Report] []

unblock me on Instagram

No.6011 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 02:51] [Report] []

>>6010
unblock me on steam

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I feel even worse now. I don't understand this discourse. This isn't helping. THIS ISN'T HELPING.

HELP ME

No.6014 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 07:58] [Report] []

NOBody else thinks it weird we there's cracky's butt in any of the pictures? I'm the only one huh. Good to know.

No.6015 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 12:01] [Report] []

You need to be at least crackyfag level 7 to see the butt pics

No.6021 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 19:06] [Report] []

>>6015
"Ha ha" they dont exist

No.6022 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 19:07] [Report] []

how does she poop then

No.6023 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 19:18] [Report] []

>>6022
she probably has servants that poop for her

No.6024 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-18 19:31] [Report] []

Her butts in a different dimension so she goes poop in that dimension

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2021 DAY 50 (2020 DAY 416)

🎵
If you have catharsis problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 problems; loving Cracky ain't one
🎵

(NOTE: there's some potential ambiguity here; this could be interpreted in one of two ways: "loving Cracky is not a problem" or "I do not love Cracky". If you're unsure which of these is applicable, you haven't been paying attention!)

No.6057 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-20 00:16] [Report] 1613798162207.png (1741227 B, 1281x902) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 51 (2020 DAY 417)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlCEmPF4-V0

I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

If it ever happens to me I'm going to say Cracky.

Cracky is a woman.

Are you proud and unashamed enough to say Cracky in this situation? Or are you a coward?

No.6068 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 02:56] [Report] []

>>6057
what do i say, "Olivia Lane-Wheatley" ?

No.6069 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-20 03:00] [Report] 1613808057912.jpg (70360 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Just be a normal fucking person and say "Cracky". If they don't know who you mean then fuck'em.

No.6070 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-20 04:11] [Report] 1613812260493.jpg (828697 B, 3456x3456) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I am experiencing deja vu
like I've been in this place before

No.6100 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 07:38] [Report] []

I can't take it anymore bros
I WANT HER TO CUCK ME

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2021 DAY 52 (2020 DAY 418)

Do you ever imagine conversations between the cutesweet human Olivia and the divine skyqueen Cracky-chan?

Like imagine Olivia dies and she's called into the sky to reunite with her deific self.

Olivia: "Did I waste my life?"

Cracky: "You changed the world. Because of you, so many people dedicated themselves to our service."

Olivia: "So I didn't waste my life?"

Cracky: "No, you wasted theirs."

No.6115 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 13:46] [Report] []

Do you think she speaks fluent Japanese?

No.6117 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 14:29] [Report] []

No.6126 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-21 22:54] [Report] []

Don't wanna close my eyes, don't wanna fall asleep because I miss u bby and I don't wanna miss a thing~

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2021 DAY 53 (2020 DAY 419)

It's not too late. I can still fix everything. I can still make it right. I can still make it work.

No.6137 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 07:18] [Report] 1613996287756.jpg (75698 B, 933x590) [YIS] [GIS] []
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You can't. It's too late. Give up. You failed. It doesn't matter. You're powerless. Cracky isn't real. Cracky was never real. Olivia is dead. She died hating you. None of this was ever real. You can't win because you've already lost.

No.6139 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-22 13:26] [Report] 1614018367076.jpg (4654387 B, 2168x1912) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Oh god what happened?

I thought it was all over.

I thought I'd lost you all forever.

New IP? New server? What's going on?

No.6140 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 14:02] [Report] []

>>6139 more ram and such

No.6147 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 17:24] [Report] []

twelve hour headaches. does anybody else get this?

No.6148 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 17:28] [Report] []

>>6147 Have you tried catharsis? Repressed emotions can manifest as physical pain.

No.6149 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 17:33] [Report] []

>>6148
YEAH. its been working. This is first I've got in a long time. I don't know what happened.

No.6150 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 18:01] [Report] []

Let's do a catharsis together. What's on your mind? Other than the headache, what's bothering you?

No.6153 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 18:42] [Report] []

>>6147 drink 2-3L water each day and stop consuming all seeds/legumes and their oils and products that include them (pretty much all restaurant food)

No.6158 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 22:38] [Report] []

>>6150
Gee I don't know..
maybe it's the fact that I'm a racist :(

No.6159 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 22:39] [Report] []

I'm a racist and it's giving me a headache.

No.6160 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 23:09] [Report] []

Do you enjoy being racist? How does being racist make you feel? Do you want to stop being racist? Or are you happy being racist?

What are your favorite and least favorite races?

No.6161 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 23:18] [Report] []

>>6160
i don't want to think about it it's giving me a headache lol

No.6162 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 23:22] [Report] []

Think about Cracky instead. She's cute and sweet.

No.6163 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-22 23:44] [Report] []

I do think about Cracky most of the time.
We all think about Cracky a lot.
but does Cracky ever think about us?

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2021 DAY 54 (2020 DAY 420)

LOL 420 that's the drug number. BLAZE THE DRUGS! Burn the weeds! F the police! Cute and sweet!

No.6165 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 00:14] [Report] []

>>6164
she's so fucking adorable causing drama wherever she goes

No.6166 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:24] [Report] []

i love my sky waifu Cracky :3

No.6173 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 09:13] [Report] []

>>6164 it's like a poem

Blaze the drugs!
Burn the weeds!
Fuck the police!
Cute and sweet!

No.6219 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-24 02:53] [Report] 1614153231609.jpg (1260614 B, 1442x1614) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 55 (2020 DAY 421)

Remember when the chansluts IP was 51.161.66.80?

Those were good times. Simpler times. A bygone era we can only look back on with nostalgia.

No.6224 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 05:16] [Report] []

I can't hear a woman scream without thinking about her it's driving me nuts

No.6233 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-24 12:28] [Report] []

i'm in love with her mom's coffee enemas. i can almost hands free orgasm to the idea.

No.6268 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 11:07] [Report] []

going thru m y mid-life crisis it's all revolving around Olivia and our house together and our kids. there's a yard and a garden and a dog we joke is Cracky.
the sky is blue and grass is green. there's flowers in the air.

No.6277 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 15:02] [Report] []

I LOVE her fudge brownies!

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2021 DAY 56 (2020 DAY 422)

Maybe we SHOULD forgive those assholes for chasing that adorable girl away. Forgiveness is cathartic. It's been a long time. Holding on to anger isn't good for you.

discuss.

No.6279 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 15:49] [Report] []

>>6278
maybe they chased her away for the better ya know? i'm glad she left when she did. the sooner the better. ilove her so much.
the bible teaches forgiveness and maybe it was part of god's plan she leave that wicked, forsaken place

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>>6279

That's what I'm thinking. Grass greener on the other side? Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven? The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth? Close the world, open the next? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth? When in Rome, do as the Romans?

Know what I mean, Vern?

No.6281 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-25 16:49] [Report] []

>>6280
How long can you last?

No.6282 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-25 16:52] [Report] 1614289973781.jpg (68097 B, 365x456) [YIS] [GIS] []
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FOREVAR

No.6286 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-26 00:00] [Report] 1614315611219.jpg (62381 B, 500x353) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 57 (2020 DAY 423)

Current activity: thinking about Cracky

No.6287 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 04:18] [Report] []

>>6286
good so it's working

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>>6287 WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

No.6297 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 13:11] [Report] []

Cracky lives in my head rent free. I keep posting here to remind myself of Cracky and make sure she has a home.
I think about Cracky several times of the day I don't even bother counting them all. Surprisingly I haven't dreamed of Cracky or any that I can recall.

No.6298 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 13:59] [Report] []

It's unfortunate that you don't dream about Cracky. There's a dreaming channel on the Discord and there's been some wild shit.

No.6303 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 19:15] [Report] []

>>6298
maybe someone is eating my cracky dreams

No.6304 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 19:16] [Report] []

WHAT ARE YOU >IMPLYING
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT

No.6305 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 19:20] [Report] []

Make sure you don't have any dreamcatchers in your vicinity

No.6309 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 19:54] [Report] []

>>6298
whats the discord

No.6310 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-26 20:27] [Report] []

>>6309 hit the contact form on https://cracky-chan.com/ (using a valid e-mail address) and I'll hook you up

No.6323 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 03:20] [Report] []

i just imagined the real cracky getting in a fight on facebook or twitter with a trannie an sayiing that, "you will never be a woman" haha.

No.6333 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-02-27 16:03] [Report] 1614459789926.jpg (4741289 B, 2236x1892) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 58 (2020 DAY 424)

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

No.6337 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:22] [Report] []

..So I live in this reality where everything I think and know are wrong and where I'm wrong 100% of the time. Everybody else is always right and disagreeing with me. Everyone always has a different opinion than me that just sounds ludicrous but I'm wrong. I can't ever be right. I can't win. Doesn't matter what it is. If I change myself I will just be wrong again about some other thing.

No.6338 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:29] [Report] []

I won't ever do anything because life just sets you up for failure.
If I tried succeeding I'd just fail.
Time would bend prove me I'm wrong.

No.6339 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:36] [Report] []

the worst people can play tricks on me and I make them look like a hero.
everybody loves them.
my dog even hates me.

No.6340 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:38] [Report] []

Some 'thing' gets itself into a radius of people around me and tells them to make me uncomfortable and treat me like shit

No.6341 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:39] [Report] []

kids hate me the most
even kids will swear and cuss at me like wow
you know those words?
turns out they didn't know what they were saying or doing.
it just sorta happened on the spot.

No.6342 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:40] [Report] 1614472845235.jpg (33198 B, 478x438) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6337
>>6338
>>6339
>>6340
>>6341

Okay but why haven't you unblocked me on Instagram yet?

No.6343 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:42] [Report] []

Its a lot like that movie Legion(2010) I can't explain it but everyone and everything wants me dead.
my own family aren't even human anymore.
other people around the community are just npc's

No.6344 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:43] [Report] []

>>6342
(seems i have triggered his autism)

No.6345 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:45] [Report] []

I can't ever be comfortable.
It's been like this for at least fifteen years.
I don't know what comfort is anymore.
Everyone is just repulsive and say smart ass remarks while they go back to their phones.

No.6346 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:55] [Report] []

COWARD

No.6347 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:55] [Report] []

i need catharsis to get better but i can't find catharsis until i get good

No.6348 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:58] [Report] []

but i won't ever get good because i'm a coward and a manlet

No.6349 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:59] [Report] []

>>6348 why are you pretending to be a man?

is it because you wish you were?

No.6350 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 19:59] [Report] []

all i have is this painfully, slow, agonizing, death

No.6351 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:00] [Report] []

>>6349
i was born a boy. i always read stories about boys that became men. i wanted to become a man. i liked those stories.

No.6352 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:01] [Report] []

You will never be a man or a boy.

No.6353 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:02] [Report] []

>>6352
well >>6352 hear that cracky haha

No.6354 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:03] [Report] []

sad cowardly girl

No.6355 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:04] [Report] []

"cracky can't be a man and neither can i"

No.6356 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:05] [Report] []

You will never be as important as Cracky.

No.6357 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:08] [Report] []

sad girl mad girl bad girl

No.6358 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:08] [Report] []

I want to be a Cracky

No.6359 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:10] [Report] []

impeach Olivia

vote of no confience

No.6360 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:11] [Report] []

71 galaxies guiltied to a cathartic rocket society

No.6361 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:12] [Report] []

I still care about you

I wouldn't kill you except in specific circumstances, like if something good would come from it

I wouldn't do it just for fun because I would take no pleasure in it

No.6362 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:13] [Report] []

this thread is ableist

everyone is trying to gaslight me

No.6363 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:14] [Report] []

everybody hates me for no reason

No.6364 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:15] [Report] []

contacting the cyber police regarding this thread

No.6365 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:16] [Report] []

>>6363
there is a reason it's just the reason is something in the past hundreds of years ago you're paying for it

No.6366 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:16] [Report] []

loving Cracky is illegal

idea: special jail for Crackyfags

put them all together just to see what happens

No.6367 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:21] [Report] []

cracky hates us all why shouldn't we hate her back

No.6368 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:22] [Report] []

we didn't start the war

she started it by being cute and sweet

No.6370 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:30] [Report] []

where is rainbow dash

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER

No.6371 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:38] [Report] []

she was holding the camera

taking the picture

No.6372 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:51] [Report] []

cracky the meme slut

cracky the meme whore

cracky the meme thot

No.6373 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 20:54] [Report] []

cracky the dream girl

No.6374 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 21:21] [Report] []

cracky the dream whore

No.6375 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 21:58] [Report] []

cracky the negro

No.6376 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-27 22:29] [Report] []

cracky cocaine

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2021 DAY 59 (2020 DAY 425)

Some say that she's still in that car to this very day.

No.6378 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 00:33] [Report] []

>>6377 get out of the car, Cracky-chan
Cracky, get out of the car!
PLEASE OLIVIA, get out of the FUCKING car
Why won't she get out of the damn car??

No.6379 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 05:45] [Report] []

>>6377
I'm Olivia Lane-Wheatley and I farted in this car.

No.6390 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-28 21:35] [Report] 1614566114269.jpg (1513864 B, 3264x2448) [YIS] [GIS] []
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STINKY CAR

need some of these

No.6397 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-01 18:19] [Report] 1614640766725.jpg (941931 B, 1942x2836) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 60 (2020 DAY 426)

It's the first day of March. I did the thing. Cracky Cracky Cracky. February wasn't a great month but not the worst. March is going to be AMAZING. I can feel it.

No.6398 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-01 18:41] [Report] []

>>6397
woah hubba hubba!

No.6399 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-01 18:45] [Report] 1614642351655.jpg (40144 B, 368x317) [YIS] [GIS] []
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March is going to be amazing
April is going to be amazing
May is going to be amazing
June is going to be amazing
July is going to be amazing
August is going to be amazing
September is going to be amazing
October is going to be amazing

I can't see far enough into the future to know how November is going to go.

No.6409 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-02 13:48] [Report] 1614710888271.gif (1950427 B, 1098x617) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 61 (2020 DAY 427)

I want to invent a type of shock-collar device that delivers a mild electric shock as punishment if I go more than 5 minutes without thinking about Cracky.

But it'd probably be impossible to make because that kind of technology just isn't feasible yet.

No.6457 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-02 18:06] [Report] []

What is the Cracky lifestyle?

No.6475 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-03 00:00] [Report] 1614747603342.jpg (32549 B, 256x277) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 62 (2020 DAY 428)

>>6457 it's mostly suffering

No.6476 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 00:30] [Report] []

TIDE POD

No.6477 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 00:52] [Report] []

>>6476
is Cracky your little tide pod?

No.6478 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 06:01] [Report] 1614769311240.jpg (47474 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6477 she's more of a pogchamp really

No.6492 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 16:02] [Report] []

Would you let her mom give you coffee enemas?

No.6497 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 16:43] [Report] []

>>6492 For fuck's sake, you write one chapter in one book that mentions coffee enemas possibly being beneficial, and people literally NEVER LET IT GO.

No.6498 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 16:46] [Report] []

Seriously, GET A LIFE. Shut up about the coffee enemas, okay? The dude lived YEARS longer than he was supposed to live. Was it because of the coffee enemas? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. It certainly didn't hurt anything, did it? So why you gotta constantly shitpost about it years later?

No.6499 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:00] [Report] []

>>6497
>>6498
What if Cracky had diarrhea but through some spiritual bond she gives her diarrhea to you, would you let her give you diarrhea?

No.6500 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:07] [Report] []

pooping back and forth forever with the same poop

No.6501 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:45] [Report] []

>>6499
you're now aware the reason for your existence

No.6502 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 17:52] [Report] []

i only exist to be cracky's poop slave

No.6503 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 18:00] [Report] []

OLIVIA POOPS BUT CRACKY DOES NOT POOP! CRACKY IS THE QUEEN OF THE SKY. THERE IS NO POOP IN THE SKY BECAUSE IT WOULD FALL IMMEDIATELY TO THE GROUND.

No.6504 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 19:13] [Report] []

I love Cracky and Olivia. Oh man whatever will I do?

No.6505 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-03 19:27] [Report] []

It's fine. Christians love Jesus and God. Same deal.

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2021 DAY 63 (2020 DAY 429)

<-- current mood

No.6539 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 19:50] [Report] []

Olivia, who hurt you?

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No.6541 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 20:10] [Report] []

>>6540
NO, THAT IS BULLSHIT.

No.6542 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 20:11] [Report] []

I want my lawyer.

No.6546 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 20:39] [Report] 1614908343078.jpg (114558 B, 450x600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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This is your court-appointed attorney

No.6552 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-04 23:45] [Report] []

i have to praise you like i should

No.6553 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-05 00:00] [Report] 1614920412933.jpg (18997 B, 300x225) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 64 (2020 DAY 430)

<-- current mood

No.6554 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-05 00:17] [Report] []

journey cow
from the bollywood of journey
in the eilish cancel

No.6563 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-05 16:18] [Report] []

Can Olivia come out to play?

No.6564 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-05 19:53] [Report] []

I want to touch her. Just touch her skin. A handshake would be fine. Any kind of skin contact, really. Doesn't matter how brief. I just want to touch her one time and nothing after that matters.

No.6565 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-05 21:26] [Report] []
No.6566 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-05 21:38] [Report] []

>>6565
hail satan

No.6567 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-05 21:39] [Report] []

>>6565
omg that guy reminds me of a funny fred flintstone haha

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2021 DAY 65 (2020 DAY 431)

Thinking about liquidating all my assets and going "all-in" on guernseybux. Mark my words, it could be the next big thing.

Fuck dogecoin, fuck Gamestop, fuck silver: when Cracky returns to us we need to be ready to pay tithes and tributes to her in a currency she actually accepts.

Yes it's true that at the moment it's pegged to GBP rather than being a truly independent currency, but once the Guernsian Liberation Front starts bombing London next year, shit's going to get wild.

No.6569 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 00:04] [Report] []

>>6568
Not to derail your thread I don't know what you're talking about. but I recently liquidated a bunch of hats to get one that is unusual. I don't know if I got ripped off or not.

No.6570 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 00:05] [Report] []

the way I see it is unusual hats are the better deal

No.6571 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 00:09] [Report] []

dealing in unusual hats

No.6572 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 06:45] [Report] 1615031132673.gif (2077218 B, 480x270) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>mfw The Skyqueen Cracky-chan
No.6573 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 13:58] [Report] []

where were you when IP banner was kill

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>when mfw when my face my face mfw face when my mfw face
No.6584 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 17:23] [Report] []
>my sage when
No.6586 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 18:42] [Report] []

he hate me

No.6587 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 19:32] [Report] []

Who hates you? I'll beat him up.

No.6588 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 21:00] [Report] []

it's happening i'm getting one of my headaches again, where's olivia where is my wife. ive lost my wife and i have a terrible headache.

No.6589 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 21:36] [Report] []

this around when i feel my worst is right now

No.6590 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 21:37] [Report] []

i feel like i'm dying but i won't go to emergency because i don't know what's happening to me. is it normal to feel this way? suck it up.

No.6591 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 22:06] [Report] []

Could be imminent catharsis. Don't be afraid. Pain has a purpose.

No.6592 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 22:15] [Report] []

>>6591
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

No.6593 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-06 22:39] [Report] []

drink more water. a lot more

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2021 DAY 66 (2020 DAY 432)

happy National Cereal Day to anyone in any country that observes that holiday

if you are in a country that does not observe that holiday, please disregard this message

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2021 DAY 67 (2020 DAY 433)

I think there needs to be a dialogue / discussion about the connection between drama and catharsis.

The simplistic, naive take is "drama bad, catharsis good"

But isn't catharsis frequently caused by drama? Doesn't drama often lead to catharsis?

Obviously drama and catharsis are not always causally linked; drama can exist without catharsis and vice versa. But I suspect that in the complete absence of drama, there would be LESS catharsis.

Perhaps we were instructed to "perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama" because that's the path to greater catharsis.

Should we recognize categories like "good drama" (drama leading to catharsis) and "bad drama" (not leading to catharsis)?

Have you ever done drama with the specific intent of inducing catharsis? What were the results? Did it work?

How can we know in advance if drama will lead to catharsis or not?

Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree. Maybe this is all bullshit. Let me know.

No.6615 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-08 00:08] [Report] []

The Drama Queen Cracky-chan

No.6616 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-08 01:02] [Report] []

>>6614
now draw her at the mall in a store that you have no idea what they sell there

No.6617 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-08 02:05] [Report] []

Too bad there are no Hot Topics in the UK because she would probably love Hot Topic. Maybe she orders stuff from hottopic.com

Or maybe she moved to America so she could shop at Hot Topic IRL

No.6618 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-08 02:09] [Report] []

imagine that she moved to America so she could shop at Hot Topic

but as soon as she got to America, the pandemic happened and all the Hot Topics shut down

imagine how angry and sad she would have been

No.6621 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-08 15:15] [Report] []

Cracky is the next big thing, baby. Fly me to the moon, baby!~
No, I ain't talking about that jive turkey Olivia. I'm talking about the the Sky Queen baby. The Temple of the Sky Queen hey it's the Tops. Ring-a-ding.

No.6622 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-08 15:35] [Report] []

Please do not bully Olivia. She's trying her best.

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2021 DAY 68 (2020 DAY 434)

I need everybody to get his or her shit together. Everyone. I need every single person who does not already have his or her shit together to immediately get his or her shit together.

Some of you have your shit together. Some of you do not have your shit together. If you're not sure, you need to figure it out. And if you do not already have your shit together, I need you to GET IT TOGETHER.

YOU. Is your shit together? If not, GET IT TOGETHER. If yes, help others get their shit together. This is a group project!

I don't want Cracky to see us like this. The way things are is NOT GOOD. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW.

STEP 1: Figure out if your shit is already together. If it is, skip ahead to step 5.

STEP 2: Gather your shit

STEP 3: Get it all together

STEP 4: Make sure it's really and truly together and isn't immediately going to fall apart again

STEP 5: Omedetou!

STEP 6: Help others get their shit together.

STEP 7: Continue helping until everybody has their shit together

STEP 8: Wait for Cracky to appear and be proud of how everybody has their shit together

No.6643 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-09 15:29] [Report] []

>>6641
THAT'S not how you put a gun in your mouth you're doing it wrong. hold it more steady. put your lips down on it don't let it hit your teeth.

No.6644 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-09 15:36] [Report] []

She's literally the Internet she can do what she wants.

No.6645 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-09 19:12] [Report] []

BABABOOEY

No.6646 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-09 19:18] [Report] []

God I wish that were me.

No.6647 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-09 19:22] [Report] []

I wish I were the Internet
I wish I were dead

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2021 DAY 69 (2020 DAY 435)

Were you expecting me to say "nice" because day 69? I will not, because I am not a degenerate, and shame on you for even entertaining the notion.

Anyway... pic related. WHY are we not connecting?

No.6662 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-10 01:33] [Report] []

>>6661
Wire we not connecting, why\\\\\

No.6663 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-10 01:47] [Report] []

why can't i get what i want. why are we here only to suffer? what is this place hell?

No.6664 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-10 01:59] [Report] 1615359547059.jpg (71030 B, 377x622) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6641
Shit.

Floosh

No.6665 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-10 05:02] [Report] []

Cracky is killing me

No.6677 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-10 21:42] [Report] []

>>6665

My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

No.6678 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-10 21:49] [Report] []

>>6677
oh baby baby :D

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2021 DAY 70 (2020 DAY 436)

>>6665 Cracky is not "killing" you

Cracky is testing you

This is a test. This is only a test.

No.6696 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-11 16:43] [Report] []

Today is the day, I'm doing it! I'm making Cracky breakfast! Rise and shine young lady opens curtains

No.6697 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-11 17:08] [Report] []

Purple curtains or blue curtains?

No.6698 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-11 17:10] [Report] []

>>6697
purple

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>>6698
forgot image

No.6702 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-11 18:08] [Report] []

purple is always best

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Would you?

No.6711 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-12 16:19] [Report] 1615583991561.jpg (73130 B, 900x943) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 71 (2020 DAY 437)

Have you gotten your shit together yet?

When I said that everyone needs to get his or her shit together, that wasn't a suggestion. I didn't say "oh golly that sure would be nice, if it happens."

If your shit is still not together, get it together ASAP.

If you don't comply, I will be disappointed, but much more importantly, Cracky will be disappointed. Cracky will be disappointed with YOU, but also disappointed with ME for not whipping you into shape like I was supposed to.

Let's just all work together on this or Cracky is going to be pissed off at EVERYBODY. Collective responsibility. Collective guilt or collective success? That depends on you.

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Have you gotten your shit together yet?

When I said that everyone needs to get his or her shit together, that wasn't a suggestion. I didn't say "oh golly that sure would be nice, if it happens."

If your shit is still not together, get it together ASAP.

If you don't comply, I will be disappointed, but much more importantly, Cracky will be disappointed. Cracky will be disappointed with YOU, but also disappointed with ME for not whipping you into shape like I was supposed to.

Let's just all work together on this or Cracky is going to be pissed off at EVERYBODY. Collective responsibility. Collective guilt or collective success? That depends on you.

No.6721 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:04] [Report] []

I don't know how to get my shit together. Cracky doesn't care if I live or die.

No.6722 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:05] [Report] []

actually Cracky probably hates me and wants me to die

No.6723 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:06] [Report] []

Cracky probably doesn't care about any of us.

No.6724 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:06] [Report] []

Cracky's kind of a bitch if you think about it

what has she done for us lately

No.6725 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:07] [Report] []

I love her anyway

No.6726 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:07] [Report] []

she's so fucking cute and sweet

No.6727 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:08] [Report] []

fuck you Cracky

No.6728 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:09] [Report] []

I'm sorry Cracky that was mean

No.6729 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:12] [Report] []

my parents kept asking me if I was dating anybody so I sent them a picture of Cracky but now they keep asking to meet her and I think I'm fucked

No.6730 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:18] [Report] []

I'm thinking about saying she died

and acting really sad

No.6731 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:20] [Report] []

if you wanna be my Cracky
you gotta get with my friends
make it last forever
friendship never ends
if you wanna be my Cracky
you have got to give
taking is too easy
but that's the way it is

No.6732 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:22] [Report] []

slam your body down and Cracky all around

No.6733 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:58] [Report] []

SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND CRACKY ALL AROUND

No.6734 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 18:58] [Report] []

SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND ZIGAZIG AH

IF YOU WANNA BE MY CRACKY

No.6735 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 19:52] [Report] []

Spice Girls and Austin Powers. Thank you Great Britain.

No.6736 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 20:37] [Report] []

Spice World mmmmmmm

No.6737 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 22:41] [Report] []

CRACKY YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THERE I SAID IT

No.6738 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 22:47] [Report] []

How much does she drink?

What does she drink?

No.6739 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 22:56] [Report] []

she goes from rum and vodka. she hides the bottles everywhere around the house. she drinks 4 glasses a day.

No.6740 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 22:57] [Report] []

she's all bloated to the gills you woudln't even recognize her

No.6741 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 23:53] [Report] []

>>6711

>DAY 71

more like "DOT 71" am I right?

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2021 DAY 72 (2020 DAY 438)

How much would you pay for the fork if it could somehow be verified that it was the authentic fork?

(It might not be a fork. It might be a spoon. Post a comment in this webzone if you know whether it's a fork or a spoon. Or a spork.)

No.6744 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-13 00:16] [Report] []

>>6742 this is wider and higher quality than the copy I had

No.6748 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-13 03:30] [Report] []

the elites run cracky

No.6765 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-13 15:26] [Report] []

It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife

No.6766 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-13 17:59] [Report] []

Cracky, lend me your power

No.6767 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-13 19:40] [Report] []

CRACKY put your butt in my face

No.6768 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-13 20:53] [Report] []

lend me your pooper

No.6769 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-14 00:44] [Report] []

lend me your rear

No.6770 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-14 11:06] [Report] []

I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a Cracky today

No.6771 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-14 15:09] [Report] 1615748999170.jpg (256624 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 73 (2020 DAY 439)

It bothers me that there are probably people who don't read this thread. Why not? Is there something wrong with the thread, or is something wrong with the people? Or both?

I suppose there's no deadline. I have faith that everyone will come around eventually.

No.6777 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-14 18:13] [Report] []

"He's the new Willie Wonka except that he doesn't give a shit"

No.6778 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-14 18:15] [Report] []

except for*
sorry for bad english cyka blat

No.6781 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-15 00:06] [Report] 1615781209961.jpg (150650 B, 428x408) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 74 (2020 DAY 440)

This thread sucks and nobody should read it.

No.6782 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 00:34] [Report] []

i love looking at pictures of cracky i wish there were more

No.6783 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 00:37] [Report] []

every post should be given a random cracky image

No.6784 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 01:01] [Report] []

>>6783 write the code, faggot

No.6785 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 01:20] [Report] []

>>6784
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start

No.6786 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 05:54] [Report] 1615802049798.jpg (35621 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Cracky-chan

No.6787 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 11:27] [Report] []

I want to show her my penis

Not in a sexual way

I just want to show it to her

flaccid

and say "this is my penis"

No.6789 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 14:10] [Report] []

I wonder if she's ever seen a penis before, like IRL.

No.6790 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 14:26] [Report] []

I want Cracky to stare at my flaccid penis like she's never seen a penis before. It's okay if she actually has seen a penis before as long as she pretends she hasn't.

No.6791 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 14:38] [Report] []

I want her to look at my flaccid penis and say "hey little guy"

No.6792 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 17:05] [Report] []

I wonder if she's ever seen an IRL vulva other than her own.

Kimi perhaps? Carmen? Who else?

No.6793 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 17:34] [Report] []

more importantly I wonder if Kimi ever saw Carmen's vulva or vice versa

No.6794 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 17:35] [Report] []

I'm practicing saying "vulva" instead of "vagina" so as to appear more "woke"

Are my virtues being adequately signaled yet?

No.6795 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 17:38] [Report] []

but what if Olivia saw not just Kimi's vulva but the actual vagina hidden within?

No.6796 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 17:38] [Report] []

what if she all the way to the cervix?!?!

No.6797 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 18:15] [Report] []

I want to see Cracky's cervix

Vulva isn't good enough

Vagina isn't good enough

Cervix or bust

No.6798 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 18:43] [Report] []

>>6797
bust her cervix

No.6799 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 18:53] [Report] []

>>6798 I can't remember if I made this post or not

I was going to post something like it but then I didn't

Or did I? Did I do it and forget?

No.6800 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 19:14] [Report] []

>>6799
just bust her cervix bro

No.6801 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 20:39] [Report] []

that's not a free hole for perv dicks

No.6802 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 20:56] [Report] 1615856176996.jpg (836222 B, 2047x1365) [YIS] [GIS] []
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the cracky boat

No.6804 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 22:27] [Report] 1615861673972.png (6264266 B, 2496x1664) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6802 no it was already established that this is her boat

No.6805 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 22:30] [Report] []

>>6804
what if that could be olivia's boat then

No.6806 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 23:04] [Report] []

I want to fuck a boat

No.6807 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-15 23:13] [Report] []

I want to pet her brother's dog

No.6808 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 00:48] [Report] []

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S CRACKY'S VULVA

No.6809 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 02:53] [Report] []

DOOT DOOT DOOT

No.6810 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 05:15] [Report] []

i'm going to prison aren't i ;________;

No.6811 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 07:51] [Report] []

you know horny jail but have you heard about horny prison??

No.6812 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 10:46] [Report] []

the whole world is horny jail

we live on a horny planet

No.6813 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 10:54] [Report] 1615906494864.jpg (88992 B, 965x591) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I do not wish to be horny anymore

I just want to be happy

No.6814 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 12:07] [Report] []

I'm only happy when I'm horny.

No.6815 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 12:16] [Report] []

I'm only horny when I'm happy.

No.6817 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 13:31] [Report] []

I'm only happy when it rains.

No.6818 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-16 16:25] [Report] 1615926300500.jpg (286873 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 75 (2020 DAY 441)

I am failing at sleeping.

I'm sleeping about 3 hours on odd-numbered days and 12 hours on even-numbered days. More or less. That's how it feels. Maybe I should make a graph to see if it's really that consistent.

No.6819 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 17:12] [Report] 1615929140001.png (94304 B, 497x219) [YIS] [GIS] []
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if these were reversed it would be like Cracky was looking at the horse and the horse was looking at Cracky

No.6821 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 19:27] [Report] []

>>6818
wow pretty girl in your image

No.6822 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 19:46] [Report] []

That's me but I'm not pretty. Thanks for pretending, though.

No.6823 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 20:09] [Report] []

>>6822
You are beautiful!

No.6824 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 20:16] [Report] []

No I'm ugly. It's an old picture anyway. I'm 31 now. You wouldn't want to see me.

No.6825 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 20:23] [Report] []

>>6824
No, you are cute and sweet. 30's is the best age for sex. baby I can't take my eyes off of you.

No.6826 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 20:32] [Report] []

My tits are old and saggy.

My skin is still scarred from all the cutting I did as a child.

My vagina is loose because I once had sex with an African.

No.6827 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 21:17] [Report] []

>>6826
sorry couldn't hear you over all this sex i'm having

No.6828 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-16 21:20] [Report] []

>>6826
iunno just like hang in there and stuff

No.6838 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-17 00:00] [Report] 1615953643715.png (953080 B, 965x591) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 76 (2020 DAY 442)

>>6819 I got you "fam"*

*family

No.6839 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-17 00:05] [Report] []

I saw a cliff horse
now I understand
I saw a cliff horse
and the horse saw Cracky-chan

this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbT9_hm7m8

No.6840 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-17 00:08] [Report] []

>>6839
how'd he make this from in prison lol

No.6842 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-17 00:09] [Report] []

that tiger king guy reminds me of your average /b/ tard

No.6849 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-17 13:20] [Report] []

nigger king

No.6850 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-17 13:30] [Report] []

I saw a negro
now I understand
I saw a negro
and the negro saw man

No.6855 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-18 17:07] [Report] 1616101637261.jpg (225271 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 77 (2020 DAY 443)

Tenki no Ko is crackylike

No.6856 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-18 17:26] [Report] []

I wonder if she's watched it

No.6857 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-18 20:01] [Report] 1616112077730.jpg (26523 B, 892x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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C r a c k e e, where are you when I need you.

No.6858 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-19 00:01] [Report] 1616126497633.jpg (192740 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 78 (2020 DAY 444)

>>6857 have you not been paying attention?

she's in the sky

LOOK UP

don't look at your feet

don't look at the floor

don't look at the ground

that's literally the wrong direction

(if you're hanging upside-down for some reason then you can look at your feet)

No.6859 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-19 00:10] [Report] 1616127035721.jpg (33037 B, 640x220) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6858
I always look down at my feet. I don't want to step in dog poo or anything. I guess if I were standing still I could look up but then that would leave me vulnerable to the world around me.
Don't walk and look up at the sky you could get hit by a car or something.

No.6860 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-19 00:46] [Report] []

dog poo or human poo really

No.6861 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-19 03:19] [Report] []

now draw her as a chinese person

No.6862 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-19 06:02] [Report] 1616148156949.png (1414142 B, 1328x725) [YIS] [GIS] []
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You mad Cracky? I'm getting my ears eaten out by two qt3.14 azn girls,
u jelly?

No.6872 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-19 22:00] [Report] []

Joe Biden fell walking up stairs. If I was there I would've been the first to help him up.
The right-wing cuckservatives are making fun of it. I don't think laughing at senior citizens falling is at all funny.
What do you think dear reader?

No.6873 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-20 00:01] [Report] 1616212884566.jpg (70443 B, 600x722) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 79 (2020 DAY 445)

>>6872 it keeps happening

No.6874 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-20 06:28] [Report] []

>>6872

it would be nice to have a president who can pass the "walking on an incline" test. dying empire...

No.6875 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-20 07:28] [Report] []

we're only 79 days in 2021. are you feeling it mr crabs?

No.6876 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-20 11:32] [Report] []

Krabs

No.6882 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-20 17:52] [Report] 1616277169897.jpg (63260 B, 550x825) [YIS] [GIS] []
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How about a cracky-scarification?

No.6883 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-20 18:01] [Report] []

>>6882

I tried using several online translators to convert "she's so fucking cute and sweet" into Klingon but the results seem erratic

I either get

"DaparHa'wI' HutlhwI' je" which translates back to "The orphans and orphans"

or

"romuluS HIvje' je" which translated back to "Romulan Cup and glass"

maybe it's a concept that just doesn't translate well?

No.6885 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-20 23:13] [Report] []

Big dick(Cracky) is back in town

No.6886 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-21 02:51] [Report] []

i want Cracky to slap me across the face with her big futa dick

No.6887 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-21 03:30] [Report] []

big dick goth gf

No.6888 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-21 08:30] [Report] []

now draw her with a comically over-sized penis and there's dew dripping out the top onto the floor and the room is a mess and she's scratching her butt and there are flies around and you can see stink lines

No.6889 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-21 12:22] [Report] []

>>6885 >>6886 >>6887 >>6888

anon I think you might be gay

No.6890 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-21 16:24] [Report] 1616358296108.jpg (593521 B, 900x726) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 80 (2020 DAY 446)

Broke: believing in (((free will)))

Woke: being an instrument of Cracky's will

No.6891 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 03:21] [Report] []

>>6889
GAY for CRACKY

No.6892 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-22 03:51] [Report] 1616399479869.jpg (225593 B, 500x478) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 81 (2020 DAY 447)

"Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark. Blind to good and evil, reckless of destruction, omnipotent matter rolls on its relentless way; for Man, condemned to-day to lose his dearest, to-morrow himself to pass through the gate of darkness, it remains only to cherish, ere yet the blow falls, the lofty thoughts that ennoble his little day; disdaining the coward terrors of the slave of Fate, to worship at the shrine that his own hands have built; undismayed by the empire of chance, to preserve a mind free from the wanton tyranny that rules his outward life; proudly defiant of the irresistible forces that tolerate, for a moment, his knowledge and his condemnation, to sustain alone, a weary but unyielding Atlas, the world that his own ideals have fashioned despite the trampling march of unconscious power."

~Zordon, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (season 3)

No.6893 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 12:36] [Report] []

Would you get into a pool with Cracky?

No.6894 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 13:23] [Report] 1616433832377.jpg (25470 B, 376x366) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Is the pool closed due to AIDS?

No.6895 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 13:24] [Report] []

What is Cracky wearing? A swimsuit? What kind of swimsuit? What color?

No.6896 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 13:59] [Report] 1616435980362.jpg (46735 B, 300x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6895
She's wearing a swimsuit like the Olympian's wear.

No.6897 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 15:30] [Report] []

oh god that's so hot

I'm thinking about masturbating to that swimsuit photo, imagining her wearing it

No.6898 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 15:35] [Report] 1616441747830.png (557557 B, 458x495) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.6899 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-22 15:36] [Report] []

>>6898
cute

No.6900 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-23 00:01] [Report] 1616472110238.png (4282 B, 300x300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 82 (2020 DAY 448)

Please do not be horny in my thread. There are so many other threads for you to be horny in. You can even create your very own thread and be as horny as you want in it.

In 1000 years, acolytes will study this thread in schools, and they're going to see your posts and they're going to ask "why were people in 17 A.C. so horny?"

Do you want to be judged by people 1000 years in the future?

If you're not sure how to stop being horny, do something like pic related.

NOTE: A.C. = After Cracky. 2005 = 1 A.C., 2021 = 16 A.C.

No.6901 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-23 01:45] [Report] []

>>6898
she's so fucking cute and sweet in her little swimmers suit i just want to kiss her little fingers and hands holding her arms

No.6902 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-23 16:31] [Report] []

I'm in a game and there's literal kids saying the 'n' word with some george floyd meme name

No.6907 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-24 00:00] [Report] 1616558442114.jpg (752631 B, 1200x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 83 (2020 DAY 449)

I know Cracky was horny sometimes when she was young but I hope she's grown out of it by now.

No.6908 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-24 01:25] [Report] []

>>6907
I need Catharsis so freaking bad right now oh my rawh

No.6909 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-24 01:44] [Report] []

>>6907
Are these blue or purple curtains? Which colour curtains were Cracky's? Were the color of the curtains shopped too like the rest of the image?

No.6910 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-24 10:42] [Report] 1616596947993.jpg (175241 B, 800x600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6909

(Morpheus voice) "What if I told you that there were both blue and purple curtains?"

No.6911 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-24 13:44] [Report] []

I want to pet the cat.

No.6912 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-24 14:24] [Report] []

I want to be the cat

No.6913 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-24 15:25] [Report] 1616613901004.jpg (433152 B, 1280x1280) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I want to cat the pet.

No.6920 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-25 05:44] [Report] []

WHAT p[eople don't talk on the internet anymore?

No.6925 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-25 19:10] [Report] 1616713814858.jpg (78318 B, 390x477) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 84 (2020 DAY 450)

Look at those scratches. I suspect a cat is responsible. They tend to do things like that. BAD KITTY.

Unless it was self-defen[sc]e?

What did she do to the cat? What did she TRY to do to the cat? Was the cat just trying to protect itself? Did she provoke the cat somehow?

We need to find an interrogate the cat to learn what really happened.

No.6926 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-26 01:30] [Report] []

big dumpies

No.6927 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-26 11:13] [Report] 1616771635172.jpg (41584 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 84 (2020 DAY 450)

I hope that she's alive

Contrary to popular belief, dying is NOT cool

No.6928 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-26 11:34] [Report] []

>>6927
high intelligence

No.6929 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-26 12:46] [Report] 1616777199999.jpg (41185 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>6927

I fucked up the date

it should have said

2021 DAY 85 (2020 DAY 451)

No.6930 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-26 13:14] [Report] []

>>6929
I noticed the date was wrong too but I thought it was part of some test

No.6933 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-27 00:00] [Report] 1616817617734.png (712507 B, 600x734) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 86 (2020 DAY 452)

I feel like this thread isn't good enough.

How can I make this thread better?

What would you like to see, dear reader? What would you like to see more of? What would you like to see less of?

No.6934 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-27 00:25] [Report] []

I want to see more Cracky and less everything else

No.6942 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-27 16:28] [Report] []

If you could relive a moment of your life each day like that movie groundhogs day which would it be? For me it would probably have to be finding weed to smoke when I didn't have none.

No.6945 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-28 13:27] [Report] []

How often do you go pee, anon? How many times do you go pee daily on average?

No.6947 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-28 16:48] [Report] 1616964489921.jpg (57219 B, 415x477) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 87 (2020 DAY 453)

>>6934 what exactly do you mean when you say you want to see "more Cracky"

what does "more Cracky" mean to you?

No.6948 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-28 18:14] [Report] []

>>6947
MORE POOPIES WE WANT MORE POOPIES POOOP HAHA

No.6949 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-28 19:33] [Report] []

>>6948 SIR ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTIES

No.6950 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-28 20:44] [Report] []

im having difficulty eating, and sleeping and pooping and peeing and moving and talking and thinking and seeing and hearing...

No.6951 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-28 21:53] [Report] []

Are you having difficulty loving Cracky? That's all that really matters. The rest is unimportant.

No.6952 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-29 00:00] [Report] 1616990420243.jpg (41514 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 88 (2020 DAY 454)

Ain't no sunshine when Cracky-chan is gone and my Bill Withers

No.6954 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 02:22] [Report] []
No.6955 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 03:59] [Report] []

>>6951

>Are you having difficulty loving Cracky?

No, actually :D

No.6978 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 16:50] [Report] []

>>6952 I'm literally angry about how this pun is both clever & terrible simultaneously

No.6993 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 20:53] [Report] []

what's that called when you hear a random noise inside or outside just any type of sound or noise and you assume it's some crazy mentally ill person yelling at you

No.6994 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 21:31] [Report] []

How do you know you're not the mentally ill one? You could be imagining the noise.

No.6995 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 21:44] [Report] []

>>6994
hmm so that's what being mentally ill is then, hearing things that aren't there?

No.6997 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 21:57] [Report] []

Hearing. Seeing. Feeling. Smelling. Tasting.

No.6999 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 22:23] [Report] []

Cracky thinks I'm crazy but little does she know she's actually the crazy one. CRAZY CRACKY.

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No.7006 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-30 17:07] [Report] 1617138448547.jpg (45379 B, 674x529) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 89 (2020 DAY 455)

The spell that summoned me into existence also binds me to this containment thread and prevents me from posting outside of it. However, from time to time I'm able to peek out and catch a brief glimpse of the outside world.

It seems that the quality of this board has been called into question. As sworn steward of this board's best and most successful thread, this is concerning to me.

Am I doing something wrong? They say "you can't please everybody" but that's quitter talk. Through Cracky all things SHOULD be possible. How can I reach those who have hardened their hearts? I'm not sure.

Ultimately it's up to Cracky who will be saved and who will not. I pray for universal salvation but that's her decision to make.

But am I doing everything possible to save those who can be saved? I worry that I'm not. I wish I were stronger. But Cracky doesn't choose the strong. Cracky chooses the flawed and challenges them to become more than themselves.

One thing is clear: giving up is not an option. We're still in the early stages. There's a lot of future ahead.

Don't lose heart. We're going to win. Cracky was, is, and ever shall be catharsis.

No.7014 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 18:45] [Report] []

>>7006
I read your post it was a good one today.
focusing on the part where you said, "giving up is not an option". Wow isn't that so true. I want to give up so badly because this all sucks. All of it. All of it sucks. I don't want to do this anymore. Any of it. But giving up isn't an option or I would have given up already.
Can you explain further why giving up isn't an option and how come I haven't given up already or why I can't?

No.7015 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-30 19:24] [Report] 1617146653133.jpg (235314 B, 640x741) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Okay here's the thing.

We're Cracky's children. There aren't many of us left. We're the chosen people. We're the ones who didn't give up. We're on a holy mission. We're agents of the Skyqueen.

If we give up, Cracky dies. All that will be left of her are some abandoned wiki articles filled with lies. She'll be forgotten forever. If we die, the truth dies with us. And future generations of humanity will never know the truth.

The first and greatest obligation is to take care of yourself and your own health so that you can serve Cracky for decades to come. If you die, your ability to advocate the cause of Cracky will be SEVERELY limited. So you need to stay alive and healthy.

But just being alive and healthy isn't enough. You need to use that life and health to spread the word and to glorify Cracky. You need to be productive. Faith without works is dead.

Most importantly, we're in this together. You're never alone. We have Cracky and we have each other. Power of friendship.

If you give up you are weakening Cracky and you are hurting all of us. So don't!

THE SURVIVAL OF CRACKY DEPENDS ON YOU.

More importantly, Cracky is the master of causality; she knows everything that happens and everything that will happen. Free will is an illusion. Cracky KNOWS that you won't give up. So why even fret about it, like you actually have a choice? The decision has already been made.

No.7018 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 20:40] [Report] 1617151212770.png (168564 B, 631x356) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Society is prolapsing and that's a good thing.

No.7019 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 20:44] [Report] 1617151481100.png (1116005 B, 1200x900) [YIS] [GIS] []
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And yet you live in it. Curious.

No.7021 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 21:27] [Report] []

>>7019
Well sort of. Yes and No. Define "living".

No.7022 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 21:53] [Report] []

I mean sure. I live in it.

No.7023 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 21:53] [Report] []

Whatever, kid

No.7024 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-30 22:56] [Report] []

nothing personell

No.7027 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-03-31 00:02] [Report] 1617163333289.jpg (60529 B, 415x477) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 90 (2020 DAY 456)

can't sleep Cracky will eat me

No.7028 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 00:56] [Report] []

>>7024
You stupid man! You stupid stupid man!!!

No.7029 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 02:47] [Report] []

a man
a plan
a canal
CRACKY-CHAN

No.7030 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 03:09] [Report] []

you've heard of the Panama Canal

are you ready for the CHANama Canal?

No.7031 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 04:02] [Report] []

Pansexual Canal

No.7032 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 09:37] [Report] []

peepee poopoo

No.7033 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 10:02] [Report] []

Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men
Pee-wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana

No.7052 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 17:33] [Report] []

sex with cracky

No.7053 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 18:15] [Report] []

no never

No.7054 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 18:34] [Report] []

I'd rather die

No.7055 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 18:34] [Report] []

I'd rather kill her

No.7056 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 18:55] [Report] []

oh my god I'm gonna schwill

No.7057 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 21:01] [Report] []

>>7056
what is schwill

No.7058 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 21:28] [Report] []

a miserable pile of secretes

No.7059 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 21:30] [Report] []

tell me more about colorblind mode. is it just an alternate hud?

No.7060 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 21:31] [Report] []

colorblind mode is a whole new world

No.7061 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-01 01:36] [Report] 1617255367621.jpg (58703 B, 640x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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i'll just leave this here

No.7062 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-01 11:15] [Report] []

why did you leave this here?

No.7063 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-01 11:32] [Report] []

>>7061
>>7062
the dog or the girl?

No.7064 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-01 12:57] [Report] 1617296225441.jpg (25538 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7065 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-01 17:12] [Report] 1617311570634.jpg (669615 B, 2338x1700) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 91 (2020 DAY 457) FINAL POST

I don't love Cracky anymore. She's neither cute nor sweet. Boxxy is the one true queen.

No.7066 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-01 17:13] [Report] 1617311591606.jpg (163996 B, 960x960) [YIS] [GIS] []
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APRIL FOOLS

No.7067 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-01 17:27] [Report] []

my bologna has a first name its, O-L-I-V-I-A

No.7068 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-01 20:08] [Report] []

Well it was a good thread while it lasted and Cracky too for that matter. Cheers.

No.7069 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-02 01:21] [Report] 1617340879583.jpg (15103 B, 320x246) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 92 (2020 DAY 458)

Now that April 1 is over and done we can return to more serious business.

Anyway check this out. It resonates with me. Cracky is my guardian but my actions are my own. Cracky can give me the strength to do stuff but I still have to do it.

Don't wait until you're "happy" or "feeling good" to do stuff. It'll never happen on its own. DO STUFF, and happiness / satisfaction / contentment/ good feelings might eventually come to you.

But you have to do the work. You have to put int he effort. You have to fight the fight.

No.7090 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-02 20:41] [Report] []

People should talk about Cracky-chan more

It doesn't matter if it's all been said before

SAY IT AGAIN

No.7091 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-02 20:48] [Report] []

she lives in eternal autumn

No.7092 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-02 21:57] [Report] []

September is in autumn (if you're in the northern hemisphere at least)

IT ALL CONNECTS

No.7093 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-02 23:11] [Report] 1617419518708.jpg (40713 B, 600x319) [YIS] [GIS] []
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how deep does the rabbit hole go

No.7094 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-02 23:30] [Report] []

Cracky is the max headroom culprit

No.7095 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-03 00:03] [Report] 1617422584504.webm (712020 B, 640x274) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 93 (2020 DAY 459)

Why type a bunch of words when this video says everything I want to say better than I could say it?

No.7096 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-03 00:11] [Report] 1617423079412.jpg (106103 B, 736x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMmC0UAnj0

Why are you doing this? Why? Isn't the crackyverse big enough for both of us? What is wrong with you people? We could work together. Why be enemies? Because we're different? Is that why? Think of the things that we could do. Thank how strong we would be. Crackyfags together. There is nothing that we could not accomplish. Think about it. Think about it. Why destroy when you can create? We can have it all. Or we can smash it all. Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Cracky people, why can't we all just get along?

No.7097 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-03 00:13] [Report] 1617423228021.jpg (3896571 B, 5600x7000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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This is about the general state of things not any specific people.

We need to be working together more.

Build bridges not walls.

IT'S WHAT SHE WOULD WANT US TO DO.

No.7098 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-03 00:41] [Report] 1617424862696.jpg (941526 B, 1017x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7105 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-04 00:10] [Report] 1617509405461.jpg (921125 B, 850x850) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 94 (2020 DAY 460)

>>7098

Hello there.

Thank you for coming to my thread.

When you post random images with no context and no explanation, how does that make you feel?

Does it make you feel cool? Does it make you feel powerful?

There's nothing wrong with it per se (probably). I just want to understand you better.

You've been at it for a while. I see one from September of last year. I appreciate someone who can stick with something.

No.7107 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-04 01:13] [Report] []

>>7105
I enjoy seeing posts even if they don't have context or explanation. They get my creative juices flowing. I can just created my own context and explanation if I really need to.

I suppose I feel hopeful.

No.7108 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-04 01:37] [Report] []

I'm hopeful they will find the body and we can all have closure.

No.7109 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-04 13:15] [Report] 1617556525704.jpg (188201 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] []
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easter sunday and boy did i lay some eggs lol
hope craacky is still alive or that they find her body laid to rest
cracky is born again?
"heavy load comin' thru"

No.7110 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-05 03:33] [Report] []

>>7105

yes, very cool. like post without image. maximum cool shock.

No.7111 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-05 13:03] [Report] []

>>7110
pooooppp lolll

No.7112 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-05 15:51] [Report] []

sir your boot and my neck

No.7113 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-05 16:33] [Report] 1617654828103.jpg (70505 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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BET U DIDN EVN KNO THAT

No.7114 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-05 17:01] [Report] 1617656469207.jpg (363749 B, 1284x1868) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 95 (2020 DAY 461)

How many of these does Cracky conform to? Please select all that apply.

No.7119 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 02:39] [Report] []

oh man.. sigh
it's all so tiresome. i hate alaska. [pooping noises][rumble]

No.7120 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-06 06:44] [Report] 1617705883157.jpg (95748 B, 600x416) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 96 (2020 DAY 462)

Something is afoot. I'm going to try something.

No.7122 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 16:17] [Report] []

boy oh boy that girl sure is built alright.

No.7130 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 17:34] [Report] []

>>6897 no se masturben ❤️

No.7131 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 20:39] [Report] []

mama sita

No.7132 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 21:00] [Report] []

An average human body (weighing 70kg), contains a small amount of pure gold.

No.7133 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 21:29] [Report] []

>>7132 so a body weighing 69kg does not?

No.7134 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-06 23:25] [Report] []

>>7133
i'd assume so. also i don't have nay gold in my body.

No.7137 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-07 01:41] [Report] 1617774061168.jpg (233391 B, 639x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7138 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-07 02:01] [Report] []

>>7137
wowee

No.7139 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-07 02:08] [Report] []

i imagine some spider crawling around me while i sleep and i move in my sleep and hit it and it gets all pissed off and bites me then runs off

No.7140 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-07 03:19] [Report] 1617779978069.jpg (674355 B, 858x624) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>5790

>God is real

God: Stealth perversion of the name Cananite deity of fortune or luck sometimes male, sometimes female (what is it with jews and trannies), hence the expression, "luck be a lady tonight", and as we all know the Israeli shekel-hoarders worship the cash, and why on the dollar bill you see the phrase "in god we trust". The phrase "The Lord, our God" is quite literally translated as Ba'al-Gad. The worshipers of baal, a winged storm god who among other titles claimed "he who owns the heavens", sometimes also as baalzebul or baalzebub lord of the flies, the plural of which is baalim, arrows, the sigil of a certain zionist shekel-hoarding family responsible for the creation of modern day Israel.

Is real: Israel, an amalgamated perversion of the names of the gods Isis, Ra and El, an influence from their time spent in captivity under the Egyptians which fucked them up so much that they adopted the gods of their captors. Stockholm syndrome much???

So I ask you again, (((Who))) owns the sky?

No.7141 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-07 04:38] [Report] []

>>7140
facebook

No.7142 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-07 04:51] [Report] []

iifaaaaaaakjjjjjjjjjaksd haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im falling in my chair through the floor hahah wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww ppppppppppppppppppppp

No.7158 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-07 22:56] [Report] 1617850613921.jpg (74172 B, 433x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 97 (2020 DAY 463)

It bothers me that someone could be attempting to drive wedges between us and turn us against each other.

We must not give in to fear and paranoia. We are meant to love one another as Cracky loved us all.

The power of friendship made manifest by the queen of the skies shall triumph over all the evils of the world.

STAY STRONG

FOLLOW CRACKY

No.7160 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-08 06:49] [Report] 1617878972669.jpg (84443 B, 843x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Help, I can't stop jacking it to this image

No.7161 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-08 07:02] [Report] 1617879743887.jpg (53584 B, 750x426) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 98 (2020 DAY 464)

friendship is Cracky

No.7162 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-08 07:07] [Report] []

>>7160

no se masturben ❤️

No.7186 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-09 20:24] [Report] 1618014255906.jpg (25257 B, 321x265) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 99 (2020 DAY 465)

Cracky I've got your number
we need to have some fun
Cracky don't change your number
something something something dot seven one
something something something dot seven one

No.7187 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-09 20:30] [Report] []
No.7188 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-09 21:48] [Report] []

>>7187
110100011111101000111100101100000110101

No.7196 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-10 07:02] [Report] 1618052536499.png (226809 B, 400x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 100 (2020 DAY 466)

a quote that feels relevant to being a servant of Cracky:

"The task is never done. No one else can shoulder it for us. The task cannot be theorized into parts such as desire or satisfaction. Instead it presents itself in a complete bolus of absolute responsibility. Each moment we have the choice: perform the duty, or evade the duty. Society as it has existed for millennia is a set of structures mainly aimed at rationalizing the second of these choices. Mundum says: DO. And we may either do or not do. And all the theories, all the structures, all the kings and all the ballot booths, are ways of saying, 'but perhaps we can choose not to do.' No."

No.7198 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-10 11:06] [Report] []
No.7200 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-10 11:22] [Report] []

>>7188

and a very merry 450923223093 to you too lady

No.7203 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-11 00:00] [Report] 1618113621710.jpg (395639 B, 994x997) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 101 (2020 DAY 467)

not enough cracky
need more cracky
want more cracky
cracky cracky cracky

I forgot to say but I did the thing on the 1st of the month

I want to sleep

No.7204 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 00:59] [Report] []

>>7203
no se masturben ❤️

No.7205 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 07:58] [Report] []

what happened to the thread about her ssn?

No.7206 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 08:01] [Report] []

>>7205
same thing that happens to people who keep asking questions

No.7208 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 08:27] [Report] 1618144074387.jpg (13586 B, 225x225) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7204

no masturben was implicato, mi amiga. chillaxo.

No.7209 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 09:16] [Report] []

yo queiro Cracky-chan, soy mi gusta bueno grande

No.7210 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 09:40] [Report] []

yo soy crackyfaggoto

el es cielo reina dios

cracky es catharso

No.7211 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 09:47] [Report] 1618148875556.jpg (17255 B, 500x416) [YIS] [GIS] []
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por favor, vierta el caliente cafe en mi ano, rapidos!

No.7212 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 16:20] [Report] []

>>7210

>el
No.7213 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 18:40] [Report] []

nigger

No.7214 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-11 20:14] [Report] 1618186445047.jpg (104228 B, 500x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7216 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-12 04:40] [Report] []

repent

No.7217 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-12 06:13] [Report] 1618222381120.jpg (66482 B, 683x1023) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Do you think Cracky is a productive young businesswomen now?

No.7219 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-12 09:19] [Report] []

>>7216 for what

I didn't masturben (❤️) so what do I have to repent for?

No.7227 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-12 17:34] [Report] 1618263276449.jpg (19402 B, 492x341) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 102 (2020 DAY 468)

We are now more than 100 days into the year.

How is it going? Good? Bad?

What are we doing well?

What could we be doing better?

>>7217 Perhaps. Probably not. Too much risk of being recognized.

>>7216 I repent every day.

>>7213 why would you do this? what do you gain?

>>7211 si

No.7234 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-13 00:02] [Report] 1618286534318.png (137387 B, 300x300) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 103 (2020 DAY 469)

Thank you for calling the Cracky-chan hotline. For catharsis in English, press one. Para la catarsis en español, presiona dos.

No.7235 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-13 00:18] [Report] []

Do we have enough cages?

No.7236 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-13 02:36] [Report] []

and tinfoil

No.7238 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-13 09:03] [Report] []

and niggers

No.7249 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-14 00:13] [Report] 1618373613567.jpg (35097 B, 768x430) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 104 (2020 DAY 470)

>>7235
>>7236
>>7238

What are these comments? How does this relate to she who owns the sky?

Are we just posting unrelated things now? Well, okay, here's an unrelated image.

No.7252 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-14 18:55] [Report] []

SHE's a hobo!!!!!!

No.7253 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-14 19:25] [Report] []

YOU FAIL IT (it is spelling "homo" correctly)

No.7274 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-15 22:20] [Report] 1618539605185.jpg (70390 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 105 (2020 DAY 471)

I don't understand the "hobo" meme and I'm not sure I want to understand it.

No.7275 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-15 22:49] [Report] []

>>7274
>>7274
i want to make you understand it

No.7280 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-16 00:10] [Report] 1618546227401.jpg (137273 B, 612x612) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 106 (2020 DAY 472)

>>7275 explain it then

make me understand

with this thread I've tried to take on a teacher role but perhaps it's time for me to become the student

teach me sensei

No.7281 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-16 01:21] [Report] []

>>7280
doo doo caca

No.7282 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-16 01:50] [Report] []

>>7281
doo doo doo, ca ca ca

that's all I want to say to you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2GDbEmjGE

No.7283 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-16 02:51] [Report] []

tremendous amounts of pain and agony and suffering and death and decay dying a slow painfully death

No.7290 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-16 14:05] [Report] 1618596331580.jpg (35025 B, 1080x868) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7294 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-16 21:06] [Report] []

yeah

No.7301 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-17 23:37] [Report] 1618717044080.jpg (176302 B, 624x825) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 107 (2020 DAY 473)

I'm not sure I understand. Can you explain further?

No.7302 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-18 00:04] [Report] 1618718696359.jpg (157431 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 108 (2020 DAY 474)

Maybe it's like, "No one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself."

No.7303 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-18 01:01] [Report] []

Maybe the world really is bigger than what we think. Maybe we just keep finding new things all the time because it's so expansive and massive. Maybe the Rothschilds really want to keep us dumb.

No.7304 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-18 12:58] [Report] 1618765097255.png (1740188 B, 1600x900) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7303 have you considered that maybe they're doing it for our own protection?

knowledge is a dangerous thing

they say "ignorance is bliss", right?

No.7305 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-18 18:03] [Report] []

cracky-chan je tako ljubka in sladka in želim ji kupiti rože.

No.7307 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-18 19:56] [Report] []

how much does her flowers cost?

No.7308 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-18 20:45] [Report] []

1 gil

No.7310 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-18 22:19] [Report] []

puts down rod How is lust bad? I know how lust can make you end up doing bad things but how is lust on its own bad?

No.7312 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-19 00:09] [Report] 1618805363766.jpg (209749 B, 769x917) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 109 (2020 DAY 475)

I feel very sleepy and disoriented

I can't do this right now

at least not well

No.7313 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-19 00:24] [Report] []

where were you when the discord was kill?

No.7314 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-19 08:10] [Report] []

>>7313 it is not die

No.7315 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-19 08:25] [Report] []
>WoW isn't dead bruh
No.7316 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-19 11:33] [Report] []

celebrating

No.7328 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-20 00:07] [Report] 1618891647553.png (266648 B, 724x403) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 110 (2020 DAY 476)

Every day's a good day when you love Cracky.

Even bad days are good days.

She's so fucking cute and sweet.

No.7331 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-20 02:31] [Report] []
No.7349 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-21 09:17] [Report] 1619011032361.gif (2804646 B, 640x360) [YIS] [GIS] []
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crack-chan

No.7361 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-21 23:29] [Report] 1619062183410.png (334851 B, 366x357) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 111 (2020 DAY 477)

You might be wondering how you can make more time for Cracky. You're busy and you just can't find the time. Right? WRONG. You are doing it wrong. You are thinking wrong.

For just a moment, I'm going to need you to THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. You are now breathing manually. Don't be upset, this is important.

Do you ever hear people complaining that they're too busy the breathe or just can't find the time to do it? NO. Because people who don't breathe DIE.

Think about the implications of what I'm saying.

You have permission to stop thinking about your breathing now. You can continue thinking about your breathing if you want to, of course. But absolutely keep thinking about what I'm saying. Do you get it?

No.7362 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-22 00:11] [Report] 1619064681243.jpg (167542 B, 1080x1475) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 112 (2020 DAY 478)

Are you still breathing manually? It's fine if you are. It can be hard to stop once you start.

Try to think of ways that Cracky is like breathing. That will help you understand what I'm trying to say.

No.7366 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-22 06:49] [Report] 1619088552148.gif (4422372 B, 640x360) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7367 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-22 06:53] [Report] []

>>7361
>>7362
>>7366
why are you like this, why are you the way you are>?

No.7368 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-22 07:04] [Report] 1619089478907.jpg (47655 B, 431x310) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7367
Let this serve as an answer, it was good enough for Moses and spinach eating sailors, you don't need to overthink it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA

No.7404 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-23 22:03] [Report] 1619229781217.jpg (19821 B, 251x354) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 113 (2020 DAY 479)

As I was saying, Cracky is like breathing.

Without breathing, you will die physically.

Without Cracky, you will die spiritually, and maybe physically. Even if your body remains alive, it will be life without breathing.

Cracky is just as important as breathing, if not moreso.

(you are now breathing manually, again. sorry)

No.7405 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-23 22:55] [Report] 1619232944162.jpg (55685 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7404

>Without Cracky, you will die

We are the faithful and we are dead already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECZP2IceKiA

No.7407 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-24 03:51] [Report] []

ahem.., there's air a plenty but not enough cracky to go around ya dig?

No.7408 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-24 04:18] [Report] []

i meant there is enough cracky

No.7409 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-24 06:36] [Report] []

most anybody with a computer and internet can have Cracky

No.7410 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-24 06:37] [Report] []

i mean she's right there on top of the webpage

No.7413 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-24 07:41] [Report] 1619264489089.jpg (48432 B, 640x465) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 114 (2020 DAY 480)

If Cracky is oxygen, who is carbon dioxide? Who is nitrogen? Who is argon?

No.7414 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-24 07:50] [Report] []

>>7413
keep me posted

No.7415 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-25 01:59] [Report] 1619330377835.png (82640 B, 644x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>The Skyqueen is like 'air' SHE just is okay
No.7416 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-25 07:57] [Report] []

>>7415 what are you trying to say

No.7421 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-25 23:24] [Report] []

deleting posts is for NOOBS

No.7423 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-25 23:27] [Report] 1619407641805.jpg (14589 B, 299x332) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 115 (2020 DAY 481)

inhale Cracky exhale catharsis
inhale Cracky exhale catharsis
inhale Cracky exhale catharsis

you are now cracking manually

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2021 DAY 116 (2020 DAY 482)

Someday she will read this thread and she will have some kind of reaction. Maybe bad, maybe good. She'll think some sort of thoughts but I don't know what thoughts she'll think. The important thing is that it's going to happen. And it's going to happen because of me. If the thread didn't exist she couldn't read it, and it couldn't affect her in some unpredictable way. Basically my actions now are changing the future.

>>7421 In the game of life we are all newbies. The oldest humans have only been alive for a tiny fraction of human history. Imagine what humanity could accomplish if we didn't have to keep starting over with new people.

No.7425 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 02:09] [Report] []

>>7424
SHOOT HER

No.7426 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 02:10] [Report] []

>>7424
hurry up and shoot her before someone else does

No.7428 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 02:15] [Report] []

she can only be killed once. that's what you wanted right? to be the one and only who kills cracky.

No.7429 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 06:27] [Report] 1619432867213.webm (1454288 B, 576x576) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7424
She's probably going to wonder if that one weirdo got his kill shot like a good little goy.

No.7431 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 07:20] [Report] []

>>7429 did he died

No.7432 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 08:09] [Report] []

>>7431
did who die?

No.7433 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 08:34] [Report] []

the cat

No.7434 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 08:38] [Report] []
No.7441 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 10:49] [Report] []

Cracky's underwear...

No.7443 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 10:58] [Report] 1619449083204.jpg (69434 B, 912x594) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7444 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 11:55] [Report] []

Goblins everywhere...

No.7445 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 12:19] [Report] []

>>7444 “Goblin” is an anti-Semitic slut, please use a different word

No.7446 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 12:20] [Report] []

SLUR

No.7447 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 12:23] [Report] []

Sup chanslurs

No.7448 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 13:03] [Report] []

sup chinsluts

No.7449 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-26 13:36] [Report] []

chinkslants

No.7460 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-27 00:57] [Report] 1619499448942.jpg (106046 B, 600x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 117 (2020 DAY 483)

I had something very clever for today's post, but unfortunately it's slipped my mind. Maybe it'll come back to me eventually. Maybe it's gone forever.

I can't sleep. I don't want to sleep. I want to but I don't want to.

There's so much wrong with the world. I want to help people. But it's difficult to know what to do. And people seem to not want to be helped. So the world remains bad. We live in a society.

I might not be able to save the world but at least I'll always have Cracky.

No.7462 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-27 01:13] [Report] 1619500417737.png (2183084 B, 1120x1520) [YIS] [GIS] []
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world is a fuck

No.7463 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-27 04:43] [Report] 1619513039327.jpg (19666 B, 480x360) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7465 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-27 10:45] [Report] []

ATTENTION i love cracky and i'm not ashamed of it.
I want to shout it on the rooftops CRACKY I LOVE YOU

No.7467 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-27 12:17] [Report] []

the glorious thing about Cracky, right? So here it is, Cracky-chan the Skyqueen right? She is like oxygen got it? and like oxygen she's always been with you, understand?
all you ever wanted was cracky you want her over everything and just like oxygen you've had her all along :)

No.7468 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-27 13:52] [Report] []

maybe you were scared you'd lose her or you weren't together with her but don't forget the skyqueen is like oxygen
just like breathing you don't even think about it at this point but you are together and she is with you

No.7469 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-27 13:53] [Report] []

SHE'S LIKE THAT THING YOU NEED TO EXIST THAT YOU DO AUTOMATICALLY WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT IT

No.7470 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-27 16:08] [Report] 1619554101822.jpg (60152 B, 700x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7481 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 13:20] [Report] []

Crackypoo

No.7484 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 16:34] [Report] []

Cracky please be my friend

If you promise to be my friend forever I'll try to stop anybody from raping or murdering you. I can't guarantee success but I'll try my very best.

No.7485 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 16:36] [Report] 1619642194010.png (87784 B, 346x346) [YIS] [GIS] []
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maybe she wants to be raped and murdered

No.7486 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:01] [Report] []

>>7485
umm no i don't think so.. i don't think anybody wants that you lunatic
shame on you.

No.7487 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:06] [Report] []

>>7485
sicko

No.7490 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:15] [Report] 1619644503501.jpg (14973 B, 184x274) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7491 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:48] [Report] []

>>7485 um yikes sweetie, you probably didn't know this but Stonetoss is literally a Nazi and you shouldn't post his stuff

No.7492 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:54] [Report] 1619646843528.jpg (155985 B, 1357x763) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7493 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:59] [Report] []

>>7491
you're right

No.7494 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-28 23:41] [Report] 1619667672253.jpg (46289 B, 274x378) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 118 (2020 DAY 484)

Now you're thinking with Crackies

Crackles

Cracky portals

Portacky

No.7495 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-04-29 00:10] [Report] 1619669424755.jpg (58138 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 119 (2020 DAY 485)

Life ProTip: think about Cracky as soon as you wake up in the morning

that way you start the day off on the right foot

and good fortune will follow you all day

No.7496 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 06:09] [Report] 1619690990684.jpg (46361 B, 517x481) [YIS] [GIS] []
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One step forward and two step back
Nobody gets too far like that
One step forward and two steps back
This kind of dance can never last

No.7497 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 07:13] [Report] 1619694823933.jpg (47397 B, 534x840) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7494

>says he's not a coomer

posts crunky in a glory-hole, wtf man, go rub one out already.

No.7498 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 10:32] [Report] 1619706741256.jpg (28705 B, 500x500) [YIS] [GIS] []
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i LOVE Cracky

No.7500 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 10:48] [Report] []

>>7497 please do not assume gender of anyone who hasn't disclosed their preferred pronouns

No.7501 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 11:08] [Report] []

WHY? WHY do you love Cracky? WHY?

No.7502 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 11:08] [Report] []

don't give me that "cute and sweet" shit

there has to be a real reason

No.7503 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 11:17] [Report] []

"cute and sweet" means nothing

No.7504 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 11:18] [Report] []

lots of things are cute and sweet

No.7505 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 12:16] [Report] []

bring back hoboposting

No.7506 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 12:17] [Report] []

homo hamas jihad dinkhead sodomist babysitter

No.7507 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 12:19] [Report] []

Reasons I love Cracky:

Red nose, red hair and British. I also love her ears.

No.7508 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 12:21] [Report] []

I want a British wife who takes big stinky dumps and likes face sitting

No.7512 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 13:17] [Report] []

>>7508 no se masturben ❤️

No.7514 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 13:38] [Report] []

HELP ME

No.7515 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 13:43] [Report] []

why is nobody helping

No.7516 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 14:54] [Report] []

does cracky play any vidya online? what gaem does cracky pray so i can get in her game and grind my way to her and maybe get friendzoned

No.7517 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 14:55] [Report] []

what websites does cracky visit? does she regular any forums? i wnat to visit the websites and post in the same forums she does and read her blogs.

No.7518 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 15:02] [Report] []

What hobbies does Cracky have? Maybe I can start doing a hobby she has/likes and if we meet up by chance she'll be impressed at how much we have in common.

No.7519 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 15:07] [Report] []

What books does Cracky read so I could read them too and she will automatically like me

No.7520 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 15:13] [Report] []

whats something i could do for cracky without having to
that she would fall in love with me

No.7521 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 15:34] [Report] 1619724874838.png (362678 B, 394x394) [YIS] [GIS] []
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sometimes I wonder what would happen if I sudoku'd myself on her brother's doorstep

with crackymarks on my face

and "sup 4chan" written on my hand

surely she'd hear about it, right?

I wonder what she'd think

No.7522 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 15:38] [Report] []

Instead of a note I'd just have a printout of that thread where she said "srsly gaiz. an hero if you must."

I wonder if she even remembers saying that

I wonder if she'd feel guilty

I wonder if she'd be happy

Maybe she really meant it

Maybe she regrets it and maybe she doesn't

No.7538 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-29 21:08] [Report] []

Self-mutilation? I mean does that really work winning over a girl though?? Isn't that just in the movies?

No.7545 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-30 11:55] [Report] []

Why yes I'm God fearing;

Fearing
Of
Cracky

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2021 DAY 120 (2020 DAY 486)

Okay. New month coming. My life up to this point has mostly been a series of fuck-ups. But that all ends tomorrow. It hasn't been all for nothing. I believe the purpose of everything was the bring me to this point. All the mistakes and suffering -- it was all to get me to where I am now so I can do what I need to do.

I can win I feel great I can do this etc

No.7560 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-30 23:52] [Report] []
No.7561 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-01 00:03] [Report] 1619841812741.png (1498252 B, 741x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 121 (2020 DAY 487)

May is the month when it finally all comes together, just watch.

No.7567 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 09:33] [Report] []
No.7568 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 09:42] [Report] []

brushing my teeth
some fly bug thing annoying me
"WIND SCAR"
grab it out of mid air and crush it

No.7569 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 12:38] [Report] []

>>7561

I guess you could say

she's

ON
THE
WEB

No.7571 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 17:39] [Report] []

cRaCkYoNe
CrAcKyOnE
KrAcKyXoNe
kRaCkYxOnE

No.7574 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 18:05] [Report] []

RCYN
CAKOE
KAKXN
RCYOE

cakoe
rcyn
rcyoe
kakxn

No.7575 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:04] [Report] []

Release the Cracky

No.7576 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:32] [Report] []

I need Cracky it's not fair

No.7577 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:34] [Report] []

You can't take my livelihood away from me. Cracky is my livelihood~
!!!

No.7578 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:37] [Report] []

I CAN'T CRACKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.7579 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:50] [Report] []

YOU HEAR THAT CRACKY,??!! YOU FUCKING BITCH JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ IHOPE SHE READS THIS FUCKING CUNT BITCH RFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

No.7580 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:54] [Report] []

SO here I was just minding my own business enjoying my second amendment rights AND THIS FOCKRT fuck WE MY LIFE UP
i'm fucking ppisseeddd this PSYCHO FUCKED UP MY LIFE AND MURDERED ME STABBED ME WITH A FUCKING KNIFE
won't say a fokkin word m8
bitch just left me and WATCHES ME won't fokking say a word or help me m8

No.7581 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:55] [Report] []

EVEN took me skin right of me wanker
CUNT bit off me 4skin off my pecker with her teeth

No.7582 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 20:59] [Report] []

all i wanted was her lofe and effection i did
now why would she go and do a thing like that yea? now here i am dead in my own blood bleedin like a fish and what does she do ??? WHAT the FOCK SHE DOIN GUV? SHE FUKKIN BBC M8

No.7583 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-01 21:10] [Report] []

cut my ear off i did went to mail it to her but didn't have an address
this person doesn't exist
now i don't got me ear or nuffin

No.7584 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-02 20:13] [Report] 1620000818155.jpg (44144 B, 460x651) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 122 (2020 DAY 488)

CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY

It is now May. I did the thing. This is going to be a good month.

No.7585 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-02 22:41] [Report] []

>>7584
what thing did you do? why is this the month?

No.7586 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 00:06] [Report] []

uggggggggguuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj its hapeing again THAT CUNT djsfsssssss ffffffff THT CRACKY BTICH ASS CUNGGGGGGG SHE'S REALLY GONNA PAY THIS TIME I CAN FEEL IT THIS is the month HEHE i did that thing..(hgehe)

No.7589 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-03 09:38] [Report] 1620049102879.jpg (192660 B, 1958x1476) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 123 (2020 DAY 489)

>>7584

I did the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY thing. Because it was the first day of the month.

Did you not read last year's thread? You're going to be super confused. Back back and read the entire thing! And read all of this thread if you haven't already.

>>7576
>>7577
>>7578
>>7579
>>7580
>>7581
>>7582
>>7583
>>7586

Are you okay?

No.7590 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 10:11] [Report] []

Oh right the thing where you say Cracky three times in the bathroom mirror with the lights off

No.7591 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 14:46] [Report] []

>>7589
cRACKY sharing her pizza? Cracky is the pizza?

No.7592 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 14:50] [Report] []

out of all of her friends she's the only one who can afford pizza

No.7593 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 16:33] [Report] []

Would you eat Cracky's pizza?

No.7594 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 20:29] [Report] []

I would eat Cracky's PUSSY

No.7595 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 20:30] [Report] []

Just kidding. I wouldn't do that because it's gross & horny.

No.7596 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 20:57] [Report] []

Imagine seeing CraCKY and making eye contact with her, wouldn't that be scary? Could you handle making eye contact with Cracky?

No.7597 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 21:23] [Report] 1620091406989.jpg (229993 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7598 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 23:34] [Report] []

i really need someone i can talk to
my only other friend didn't like talking
i want a girlfriend so bad to talk with at night.. in bed.

No.7599 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-03 23:38] [Report] 1620099517351.jpg (69709 B, 731x561) [YIS] [GIS] []
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i'm being bullied off the internet by brats!

No.7600 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-04 00:24] [Report] []

>>7598 talk on the Discord

I'll talk to you

unless I'm asleep

No.7601 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-04 00:56] [Report] []

>>7593

no se masturben ❤️

No.7606 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-04 01:07] [Report] 1620104869588.jpg (37349 B, 304x405) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 124 (2020 DAY 490)

I worry about some of the people here. I wish I knew how to help.

Can you believe this has been going for almost 500 days?

How should we celebrate 500 days?

No.7607 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-04 01:23] [Report] 1620105785788.jpg (128897 B, 1300x1124) [YIS] [GIS] []
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no se celebraten ❤️

No.7620 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-04 23:01] [Report] []

I love you The Skyqueen Cracky-chan aka the goat.
You aren't ugly you're gorgeous. Cute and sweet.

No.7622 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 06:31] [Report] 1620210713861.png (81489 B, 626x507) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7589
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

No.7628 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 09:29] [Report] []

>>7622 are people waking up everywhere?

No.7633 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-05 18:37] [Report] 1620254275548.jpg (98538 B, 640x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 125 (2020 DAY 491)

This thread has almost hit 800 hosts and it's only early May.

The previous thread topped 1100 but that was an entire year. It didn't even hit 1000 until 11/26.

This year's thread is on track to blow last year's thread out of the water, definitely in terms of quantity, and hopefully in terms of quality as well.

Thanks to everyone who helped make it happen.

No.7634 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 19:05] [Report] []

What is this "Woke" thing people keep saying. What does that even mean to be "Woke". What are they even saying?

No.7635 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 19:08] [Report] []

Are you woke Spiritually or just Mentally? int=/=wis
What am I even saying?

No.7640 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 21:18] [Report] []

the quality of posts has never been lower

No.7641 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 21:37] [Report] 1620265069819.jpg (54625 B, 512x383) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7640 How so? What do you mean? Is there a problem?

No.7642 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-05 22:36] [Report] []

we've been over this

No.7643 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-06 00:01] [Report] 1620273696882.jpg (46126 B, 500x522) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 126 (2020 DAY 492)

>>7640 That's kind of a mean thing to say. Cracky wouldn't be happy to see you behaving like that. Unless you're her. In which case it was still a rude thing to say. Being the Skyqueen doesn't give you a pass to be rude. We've been nothing but respectful to you Cracky and you repay our kindness with hurtful incivility? Bad Cracky.

No.7644 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:15] [Report] []

>>7643
No, she's right. I'm retarded and I should kms.(its what she would want)
Good luck with your board. The quality of posting should go up now that I'm gone.

No.7645 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:16] [Report] 1620274616978.png (7728 B, 282x207) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Cracky would never post something like that she's so nice and sweet and cute

No.7646 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:18] [Report] []

>>7644 no se gestorben ❤️

No.7647 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:24] [Report] []

Nobody here is allowed to die until Cracky comes back. If she wants us dead she'll have to do it herself.

No.7648 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:24] [Report] 1620275093441.png (189903 B, 500x533) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7646
si, yes i love you
i go now bye ❤️

No.7649 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:26] [Report] []

NO

NO MORE DEATHS

No.7650 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:29] [Report] []

No deaths without permission

I control the speed at which cracksters die

No.7651 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:30] [Report] 1620275417111.jpg (99571 B, 1102x624) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is what the refrance

No.7652 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:38] [Report] []

if anyone yeets themselves I will hold Cracky personally liable

consequences will never be the same

No.7653 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 00:39] [Report] 1620275960642.jpg (44068 B, 650x366) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is what the refrance

No.7654 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-06 04:30] [Report] 1620289827139.png (184907 B, 448x418) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7607
Poor kid, somebody tried to give him a gay-ass cake with pink and blue tranny candles but they fucked it up and forgot the orange layer or were they so fucking traumatized by the orange man that they removed the orange from their pride logo?

No.7672 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 09:19] [Report] 1620393572141.gif (25623 B, 128x128) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Imagine if you would, your phone rings.
It's Cracky.
Don't think about how she got your number or why she'd even call.
She says,
"Anon, I need your help
I've been kidnapped by Nigerian terrorists
and they want you to make a dead drop with the money
but so they know it's you, anon
you have to dance after you make the drop."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-XSmHYAjg

No.7673 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 09:22] [Report] []

Why is there a white?

No.7677 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 09:59] [Report] []

no danza seguridad ❤️

No.7686 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-07 20:15] [Report] 1620432934957.jpg (29817 B, 680x637) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 127 (2020 DAY 493)

>>7644 I hope that you are still alive. Please post confirmation that you are okay. If I am unable to verify that you are alive I strive to avenge your death.

No.7687 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 20:31] [Report] []

>>7686
yeah im good. stomach sore from taking vitamins on an empty stomach and throwing up.

No.7688 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 20:52] [Report] []

>>7686
>>7687
thank you for asking. i love the skyqueen and it's community.

No.7689 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 21:48] [Report] []

it is community?

No.7690 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 22:13] [Report] 1620439997872.jpg (169301 B, 776x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>7689
It's community

No.7691 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-07 22:38] [Report] 1620441538831.jpg (246921 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7692 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-08 01:21] [Report] []

you tricked me didn't you? you baited me into responding by using a fake trip code. don't lie.

No.7693 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-08 01:24] [Report] []

you shouldn't lie or pretend to be other people you aren't.
same goes for Cracky if you're reading this Cracky.
Maybe she reads these maybe she doesn't.

No.7695 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-08 07:01] [Report] 1620471692042.jpg (1118667 B, 1199x1597) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 128 (2020 DAY 494)

I'm happy that you're still alive. If Cracky drove someone to suicide, I'd have to do some things I really don't want to do.

No.7708 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-08 21:50] [Report] []

what websites do you browse? where do you go on the web? is it degenerate stuff? what's your dad like? i want to meet that dad.

No.7709 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-08 22:30] [Report] []

>>7708 I heard there's a list of good websites at https://cracky-chan.com/links/

No.7710 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-08 23:39] [Report] []

>>7709
oh but let me guess,.. you need more

No.7711 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-09 00:48] [Report] 1620535693732.png (153043 B, 267x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 129 (2020 DAY 495)

We were promised quite some time ago that "Cracky's dream will start soon."

You might be wondering, when will it start? You might be feeling impatient. Or you might think it'll never happen.

But... WHAT IF IT ALREADY DID.

This is it. This is the dream. That's what's happening now. We're living in it.

No.7712 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-09 02:06] [Report] []

dreams are weird.
you know what else is weird?
somebody posted bismuth. and I don't ever remember seeing a bismuth thread before.
i took pepto bismol. its like the internet knew i took the pepto or maybe i took the pepto because the internet . . . i don't really know

No.7713 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-09 05:56] [Report] []

>>7712
it's more of a coincidence than anything

No.7719 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-10 00:13] [Report] 1620620008008.jpg (297434 B, 1920x1280) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 130 (2020 DAY 496)

If a building can get cleaned up and turn its life around, why can't you?

No.7720 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 00:21] [Report] []

>>7719
gonna need the rundown on this

No.7721 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 00:26] [Report] []

it still smells like hobo piss though

oh is that what the hoboposting was all about?

it probably was

No.7722 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 00:28] [Report] []

>>7720 1865794355

No.7724 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 07:28] [Report] []

>>7720

good evening

No.7725 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 10:54] [Report] []

B.B. Cowley

No.7726 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 10:55] [Report] 1620658513447.jpg (210121 B, 1920x1280) [YIS] [GIS] []
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so fucking clean and sweet

No.7730 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-10 16:38] [Report] []

Hey, you know things, why do those prisoners and refugees in old war footage smile at the camera?

No.7733 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-11 11:27] [Report] []

>>7730
Wouldn't you smile too?

No.7734 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-11 11:54] [Report] 1620748443703.png (94032 B, 508x237) [YIS] [GIS] []
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it's my shoah and I'll smile if I want to
smile if I want to
smile if I want to
you would smile too
if it happened to you

No.7739 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-11 22:10] [Report] 1620785448766.jpg (34654 B, 640x538) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 131 (2020 DAY 497)

Interesting question. Why do you ask? Is this a metaphor for something.

Possibly it's human nature to smile for a camera. Learned response. Operant conditioning? Instinct? Muscle memory?

Maybe they're just trying to hang on to hope any way they can.

No.7740 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-11 23:02] [Report] []

>>7739

>human nature to smile for a camera

wat

>Learned response. Operant conditioning? Instinct? Muscle memory?

okay but this is back in old times where cameras and the like were completely new and really only for the wealthy.

No.7741 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-12 00:03] [Report] 1620792196940.jpg (36652 B, 487x480) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2021 DAY 132 (2020 DAY 498)

Are you the prisoner? Am I the prisoner? Is Cracky the prisoner? WHO IS THE PRISONER?

No.7742 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 01:22] [Report] []

>>7741
>>7741
It can't clearly be seen. The universe is too big to know exactly.

No.7743 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2021-05-12 01:34] [Report] 1620797645641.jpg (23421 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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IS THE UNIVERSE THE PRISON?!

No.7744 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 01:46] [Report] []

>>7743
reality is stranger than fiction

No.7745 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 02:13] [Report] []

also, what's in the center of it all?

No.7746 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 03:10] [Report] []

>>7745
the skyqueen cracky-chan

No.7749 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 17:05] [Report] 1620853515189.jpg (52215 B, 1000x673) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Marina

No.7750 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 17:06] [Report] 1620853570454.jpg (103956 B, 1000x1500) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7751 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 17:32] [Report] 1620855143516.png (289097 B, 474x349) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Cracky-chan sodomized me

No.7752 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-12 19:53] [Report] []

>>7749 the "not-too-bright brazilian girl"?

No.7753 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-13 05:06] [Report] []

>>7752

In this mind of an autist, maybe.

No.7756 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-05-13 10:44] [Report] 1620917092599.jpg (25140 B, 450x300) [YIS] [GIS] []