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No.3089 : #C7yjkvuf.2 [2021-11-11 21:11] [Report] 1636683103105.jpg (2998736 B, 2448x3264) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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-finished my two degrees
-currently working in the engineering consulting field as an environmental scientist; but I also test construction materials/plastics, and do geotech engineering.
-working on my professional geologist license.

There's your update

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No.3092 : #C7yjkvuf.2 [2021-11-27 23:18] [Report] []

Ive gained 40 pounds since the pandemic started. So idk. My life has drastically changed in the last 2 years.
No surveying. More engineering; mechanics of materials, soil mechanics, etc. Not really what I went to school for, but whatever. I also do environment consulting; phase I/II assessments, soil classification, groundwater.
Being licenses in a state to practice geology increases salary for one 😏 it gives oversight to projects. Legally, I can't sign my name to any engineer/environmental/site assessment/what the fuck ever because of liability. Basically, I don't want to be doing work without being completely in charge.

No.3093 : #C7yjkvuf.2 [2021-11-27 23:19] [Report] []

Oh, materials. Right now I run flex and tensile testing on CIPP

No.3094 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-28 09:26] [Report] []

It sounds like you are content with work and still moving toward better prospects. Good for you!

Modern weight gain (and most modern health problems, really) has a lot of little factors that add up, but for most people, seed and legume oil are the biggest one, specifically the massive amount of omega-6 fats in them. Take a simple look at your diet and you'll likely notice a trend in the fat content. Simply cutting out all of that kind of fat (polyunsaturated fat in general) will have a drastic change in your health. The simplest way to cut that stuff out is to eat only meat/fish and real vegetables (not grains) cooked in animal fat/coconut oil, or at worst olive/avocado oil. Some fruit too. Everything else is a snack and should be had as rarely as possible and in very small portions. All restaurants (especially "fast food") use terrible oils/ingredients (canola/rapeseed, soy, corn, etc). No restaurant is using olive oil in their salad dressings.
You know how most people get diarrhea after eating at an Indian restaurant? It's not primarily because of the dirty hands, but due to the huge amount of seed oil consumed in the sauces. As restaurant quality continues to dip, it'll only get worse.

Beyond getting your license, what are you looking toward doing in the future?

What are you doing for hobbies?

No.3095 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-28 09:30] [Report] []

>>3094 also switching to eating meat/fish/vegetables (with no seed/legume oils) for every meal will cost less and you can eat more calories and still lose weight compared to a lower calorie diet full of omega-6 fats.

Also, heavy cream, milk, yogurt, cheese: all good. Try and get the ones that just have the ingredients you need to make them. The cream should just have "cream" or "milk" as the ingredient.

No.3064 : Mal #C7yjkvuf.2 [2020-11-19 08:48] [Report] 1605793711384.jpg (1572832 B, 2448x3264) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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You asked so

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No.3085 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-07-22 18:06] [Report] []

I have been spanking it to the same Mal pics for so many years. Please give us some new new.

No.3087 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 11:34] [Report] []

Is Mal gone forever? :(

No.3088 : #C7yjkvuf.2 [2021-11-11 21:01] [Report] []

Nah I'm not gone. I pop in maybe once or twice a year.

And yeah, this are from 2012 or something. p sure they were posted here somewhere idk

No.3090 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-11 21:12] [Report] []

>>3088 pop in more often

No.3034 : Mal #C7yjkvuf.2 [2018-05-19 23:24] [Report] 1526786668029.jpg (1078255 B, 2448x2448) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Just thought I'd update everyone, if there's anyone that cares.

If you didn't know, I've been working at a retail chain for 4 years now. I work in cosmetics and beauty as a consultant and visual merchandiser.

I'm currently at a unversity double majoring in earth science and geology.

Nothing else has changed. I'm still a piece of shit. And yes, that is a recent picture.

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No.3044 : Anonymous Stalker [2018-08-15 16:31] [Report] []

I've been patiently waiting for more tits and booty....plx...must fap.

No.3045 : scottsteiner [2018-12-07 19:18] [Report] []

Mallllll.....we need a Christmas miracle. ;(

No.3046 : R A U L ##+g+FivGo [2018-12-07 20:04] [Report] []

Seconding Christmas miracle

No.3047 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-06-29 10:47] [Report] []

You're overdue for your yearly update.

No.228 : malori #C7yjkvuf.2 [08/03/05(Wed)19:08] [Report] 1204772908655.jpg (206579 B, 600x896) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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or getting fat again. :(
hopefully just bloated.

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No.433 : Anonymous Stalker [08/03/29(Sat)14:59] [Report] []

Heh heh. Cute girls always look better with cum on face.

No.2983 : Anonymous Stalker [13/11/22(Fri)08:14] [Report] []


Tidas is staring at me from the background, with such judgement!
Why is Tidas Judging meeee???

No.3048 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-07-02 20:19] [Report] []
No.3082 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-04-28 17:47] [Report] []

seems fine to me

No.3058 : Mal #C7yjkvuf.2 [2020-02-23 19:28] [Report] 1582504138849.jpg (3578643 B, 2448x3264) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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No.3060 : R A U L ##+g+FivGo [2020-02-25 19:20] [Report] []

prettiest purple princess!

No.3061 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-03-29 11:10] [Report] []

damn it, woman, post more

No.3062 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-04-03 09:30] [Report] []

Now that we're all stuck inside and can't do a thing, I think it's about time that you bless us all with an update Mal. For the good of us all.

No.3063 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-25 11:04] [Report] []

gosh you look prettier than ever, you are blessed dear

No.3049 : Mal #C7yjkvuf.2 [2019-12-27 06:50] [Report] 1577447410627.jpg (2040630 B, 2448x3264) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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31 year old laddyyy

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No.3052 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-27 12:51] [Report] []

What a nice Christmas gift

No.3053 : R A U L ##+g+FivGo [2019-12-27 19:24] [Report] []

Like a fine wine!

No.3054 : paperheart [2019-12-28 13:55] [Report] []

prettier every year

No.3055 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-01 12:51] [Report] []

happy new year

No.3005 : Up #C7yjkvuf.2 [2017-06-20 20:55] [Report] 1498006529287.jpg (2003874 B, 2448x3264) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is this even a thing anymore?

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No.3030 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-09-16 01:00] [Report] []

You do cams?

No.3031 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-09-16 19:18] [Report] []

You fuck goats?

No.3032 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-10-12 18:15] [Report] []

cancer is also a paywhore, and made enough money to get breast implants

No.3033 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-10-12 20:15] [Report] []

>>3032 cancer-chan looks fucking horrid now

No.3023 : Up #C7yjkvuf.2 [2017-08-14 20:12] [Report] 1502755952078.jpg (1864171 B, 3264x2448) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Don't let the angle fool you. I'm still fat as shit

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No.3025 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-08-15 21:41] [Report] []

i'll take two

No.3026 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-08-18 07:18] [Report] []

I'd call this T H I C C

No.3027 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-08-19 00:58] [Report] []

I'm going to need a lot more please!

No.3028 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-08-25 10:58] [Report] []

Soooo beautiful!

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No.2777 : Anonymous Stalker [12/05/17(Thu)10:38] [Report] []

I so want to ram my cock in that ass.

No.2783 : Anonymous Stalker [12/07/21(Sat)02:00] [Report] []

i miss her so...

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No.2857 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/14(Wed)11:48] [Report] 1352911734565.jpg (265923 B, 1280x960) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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No.2866 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/14(Wed)16:51] [Report] []

cute video. are you currently single? are you living with your parents, or on your own still (or with a roommate)?

No.2868 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/16(Fri)03:40] [Report] []

so when are we going to see some skin?

No.2876 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/30(Fri)10:18] [Report] []

I don't even care if you never post nudes again your smile is so fucking hot. Speaking of nudes, can we see you nude?

No.3003 : Anonymous Stalker [2015-05-10 13:44] [Report] []

I hear you gotta pay for that nowadays. Kickstarter anyone?

No.2214 : malori #C7yjkvuf.2 [09/05/01(Fri)13:29] [Report] 1241198956154.jpg (740122 B, 1024x761) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cant stop playing. skdlfjskldjfaaaaa
I've only been playing for a day and a half and I'm addicted.

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No.2228 : Baby Whore ##+g+FivGo [09/05/04(Mon)00:10] [Report] []

>>2226 that's probably the point you idiot!

lol self insult

No.2229 : malori #C7yjkvuf.2 [09/05/04(Mon)11:50] [Report] []

I didnt really mean for her to look like me. o_o it's probably psychological.

No.2230 : Baby Whore ##+g+FivGo [09/05/04(Mon)13:42] [Report] []

>>2229 it means you love yourself

No.2232 : Anonymous Stalker [09/05/04(Mon)21:52] [Report] []

I'd pay to see that!

No.3001 : malori #C7yjkvuf.2 [2014-09-18 23:36] [Report] 1411097789239.jpg (407180 B, 1200x240) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
No.3002 : Anonymous Stalker [2014-09-21 05:09] [Report] []

needs more tits

No.2987 : Anonymous Stalker [14/03/23(Sun)20:05] [Report] 1395619539943.jpg (55197 B, 679x599) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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hate you guys.

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No.2997 : Anonymous Stalker [14/04/02(Wed)23:26] [Report] []

Can you give some way to contact you again? We used to talk quite a bit :/

No.2998 : Anonymous Stalker [14/04/05(Sat)18:47] [Report] []

You just wish you knew how to quit us.

No.2999 : Anonymous Stalker [2014-07-19 18:26] [Report] []

when you gonna come back and post more of your cute self???

No.3000 : Anonymous Stalker [2014-08-01 02:53] [Report] []

Webem dat ass

No.2799 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/02(Fri)03:30] [Report] 1351841453762.jpg (231925 B, 960x1280) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I heard you missed me.


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No.2978 : mal #C7yjkvuf.2 [13/09/19(Thu)23:22] [Report] []

I plead the fifth. But yeah that's me. Pictures where acquired through searching. Not any I sent to anyone.

This is why we can't have nice things. Don't expect me to post things like this here. There are other ways apparently to find me and if you're resilient enough you'll find where I hide.

No.2979 : Anonymous Stalker [13/09/20(Fri)21:27] [Report] []

Amazing! It would be nice to see some more.

No.2981 : Anonymous Stalker [13/09/21(Sat)12:08] [Report] []

Can't tell if it's actually you or not, but your pictures are all over a whole load of escort ads and websites. They're not even hard to find, pictures you've posted on here can be reverse searched to find these websites.

Too bad the only nude has text plastered over it and is small. Still fapped to it.

No.2985 : Anonymous Stalker [13/12/30(Mon)20:41] [Report] []

Jeez, $200/hour? Still, if I was in the area I'd be tempted...

No.2962 : mal #C7yjkvuf.2 [13/09/18(Wed)00:26] [Report] 1379478381023.jpg (85033 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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new content. merp.

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No.2965 : Anonymous Stalker [13/09/19(Thu)05:11] [Report] []

Always good to see you!

No.2966 : Anonymous Stalker [13/09/19(Thu)20:11] [Report] []

I missed you. Why don't you use facebook anymore or anything? Is there any way to contact you again?

No.2982 : Anonymous Stalker [13/09/25(Wed)17:43] [Report] []

What is her tumblr?

No.2984 : Anonymous Stalker [13/12/21(Sat)04:17] [Report] []

Spread some Christmas cheer, Mal! Where'd ya run off to?

No.1465 : malori/upchan #C7yjkvuf.2 [08/08/15(Fri)22:47] [Report] 1218865628759.jpg (39578 B, 300x447) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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my face is getting fatter.
am i the only one that sees this?

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No.1506 : Anonymous Stalker [08/09/02(Tue)21:43] [Report] []

that was my point with >>1502

and now I will stop since this board doesn't need people arguing over petty things.

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No.2906 : Anonymous Stalker [13/03/14(Thu)13:59] [Report] []

Hard to believe someone so pretty like malori is from the same state as me! :P Go NC! ^_~ 26y/o handsome white NERD here! If your ever bored drop me a line Mal.! Gitan187 at hotmail =]

No.2909 : Anonymous Stalker [13/03/16(Sat)17:12] [Report] []

I wish your were my gf

No.2841 : #C7yjkvuf.2 [12/11/08(Thu)20:23] [Report] 1352424238724.jpg (303964 B, 960x1280) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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got my tablet workin. picture dump

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No.2851 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/08(Thu)21:24] [Report] []

i'm really glad you started posting again

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No.2875 : Anonymous Stalker [12/11/30(Fri)10:11] [Report] []

I gotta be honest i only come here to check if mal has come back, yay.

No.2908 : anonymous [13/03/16(Sat)16:17] [Report] []

Hey, you are a little hottie.

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No.2905 : Anonymous Stalker [13/03/01(Fri)13:30] [Report] []

what's it like to no longer be relevant?


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