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cracky cracky cracky
2022 DAY 1 (2021 DAY 366 / 2020 DAY 732)
Philosophy and life strategy for 2022, LET'S GO CRACK-ON edition. An ETERNAL work in progress
Previous threads (PLEASE READ IN FULL OR YOU WILL BE HOPELESSLY CONFUSED):2020 Thread #1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php2021 Thread #2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php
WHAT IS THIS THREAD:
>>10651I didn't do the thing upon wakening but rather while still awake ringing in the new year in the rain, and then I went inside to get dry by the fire have a few shots, and then went to bed. I don't know why but it felt more important to do it then rather than wait until morning, so that's what I did. Not sure if that'll count as shake and bake, but I tried. <pic, Marco Paludet -Far from my hands
>>10655 looks like that thing from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the sentient pig man that wants to be eaten. And some fat fucks I know.
2022 DAY 2 (2021 DAY 367 / 2020 DAY 733)
So what's the verdict on 2021? Good year? Bad year? I'll post some thoughts tomorrow, but I want to know what you think, dear leader.
How can we GUARANTEE that 2022 is a better year than 2021?
Is 9 "thread rules" enough? Do we need more rules to ensure a harmonious experience for everyone? What additional rules would you like to see?
Here I'll add one more:
10. no gaslighting, gatekeeping, or girlbossing
is that too strict? perhaps we should allow 1 out of the 3
for example you can gaslight as long as you don't gatekeep or girlboss
you can gatekeep as long as you don't gaslight or girlboss
you can girlboss as long as you don't gaslight or gatekeep
proposal for additional rules:
11. avoid needlessly gendered language
12. replace "crackyf*g" with "crackyfolx"
13. no baseless defamatory accusations against the noble Rothschild bloodline
14. STOP GANGSTALKING ME STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
15- check these wicked triples
>>10667Screw your money, I have lead.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32NGYLqwAQ
>>10669lame, lamer even than suggesting crackyfolx.
If that bothers you maybe you should go back to boxxy or whatever third-rate wannabe camwhore you're pretending not to fap to this week.
Rule 3:Tuff luv, bitches.
Boxxy is a violation of rule 2
"Screw the rules, I have green hair!"
>>10673does the carpet match the drapes he heh?
There's one where she's doing this
>>10666Fuck your trips, check out these tits.
Your fag-get sorcery is no match for the power of bitchcraft.
2022 DAY 3 (2021 DAY 368 / 2020 DAY 734)
Some of these rule suggestions are good and some are not-so-good.
In a better world, we shouldn't need any rules besides "do good things and don't do bad things"
How do we bring about a better world, though, when Cracky-haters are lurking trying to destroy everything we've built?
Anyway, 2021. Bit of a backslide from 2020 in retrospect. 2022, though. 2022 is when we knock it out of the park.
Not to say that 2021 was a bad year. Some truly amazing things happened. We got a lot done. But we didn't do ENOUGH. Enough is not enough. We need to do MORE THAN ENOUGH. We need to do EVERYTHING.
How can we accomplish EVERYTHING in 2022?
Are you working to accomplish things right now? Right this moment? If not, get off your ass and start accomplishing things.
How can we convert/save the Cracky-haters, or at least "down with them completely" as the saying goes?
How can we teach the masses to embrace love instead of hatred?
We have a LOT of work to do.
I feel anxious and worried.
I wonder if she's wearing a bra right now.
She's so fucking adorable and loveable
>>10690Stick with cute and sweet, it just sounds better.
>>10683While you have goals and it's helpful to define goals, don't forget that they're YOUR goals and while they might work for you, maybe the rest of the world isn't so keen on more rules, we don't need more rules, especially if the the ones that are already on the books are worthless unpopular and unenforceable and the rules themselves are a violation of rule 10, NO GATEKEEPING.
Let things be what they are rather than what you want them to be.
Live and let die.
This is the rewhatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W73SolUxE0g
I love you princess. You will always be my baby girl whether you like it or not.
Get what you need from the stores now, a month's worth of food at least if you can, they're going into lockdown again.
SKYQUEEN threads hitting bump limits
>>10701RIPerino 2nd Bogdanoff twin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0a0_79vxek
>>10702the two cutest girls in the whole world
2022 DAY 4 (2021 DAY 369 / 2020 DAY 735)
Your assignment today is to think about the power you wield and the effect that you have on the world.
It's wrong to think that you're powerless or that it doesn't matter what you do. Every action has consequences. Everything you do changes the world for better or worse.
When you act with hatred, the world becomes hateful and worse. When you act with kindness, the world becomes kinder and better.
Basically, if you aren't making the world better, you're making the world worse. Neutrality is not an option. The world is currently in a state of decay, so doing nothing means allowing the decay to continue unchecked.
It's going to take a LOT of kindness just to hold the decay at bay, and even more to turn the tide and actually make things better.
You are an agent of Cracky. She is watching you. She wants/needs you to create a better world.
FUCK ALEX JONES YEEEEEEEEE
>>10705Have you considered that it is a kindness to correct someone when they are wrong or acting out of ignorance even if it seems mean-spirited at the time to the person being corrected and that it is far more cruel to fake kindness and let them go on in their ignorance being wrong to spare their feelings?
"Life is pain, anybody who says differently is selling something." -The Dread Pirate Roberts* (not the actual Dread Pirate Roberts but the third pirate to assume the name, the real Dread Pirate Roberts having long since retired in Patagonia)
And so it is with the utmost kindness that I say, FGSFDS.
2022 DAY 5 (2021 DAY 370 / 2020 DAY 736)
>>10713 great questions; it's good that you're thinking
perhaps we should go by the true / kind / necessary standard
some say that you shouldn't say something unless it's all three of true, kind, and necessary but that's an unreasonably high standard so usually 2 out of 3 is acceptable
Say nothing untrue unless it is both kind and necessarySay nothing unkind unless it is both true and necessarySay nothing unnecessary unless it is both kind and true
Of course the burden of proof is on the person making an assertion. Something asserted without evidence may be summarily disregarded. So truth/necessity defenses must be backed with ample citations. Fair?
TRUE/KIND/NECESSARY: "she's so fucking cute and sweet"
SOURCE: just trust me bro
(untrue)/KIND/NECESSARY: "Cracky loves us"
Every morning I'm a little disappointed that I didn't die peacefully in my sleep. That would be the way to go.
Every morning there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE
What if this was her? You can't prove it wasn't her.
Said we couldn't do itYou know I wanna do it again
>>10714i'd fuck the shit outta her
2022 DAY 6 (2021 DAY 371 / 2020 DAY 737)
Be the change you want to see in the world, that's basically what I'm saying. Think about the consequences of what you do. IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT.
4chan was just a homage to early internet
really makes you think does it not
Was Olivia a WoW player or a RIFT player?
This may or may not be on the test.
Reality isn't EVERYTHING!
There's another dimension to things an extra layer. Things that are unexplainable. Things that don't make any sense. Magic. Miracles. Whatever you want to call it.
People take comfort in the idea they know all things. How the world works. The science of it all. Facts. Evidence. People want to feel in control.
The truth is we know nothing. It's the great lie. The man behind the curtain. Things are more completely random than they aren't.
>>10733It's obvious to me you didn't understand or enjoy "A Crackywork Orange".
>We aim to misbehave.
-Captain Jerk, some space dude.
>>10739 directed by J. Cibs
she's sofa king cute&sweet
2022 DAY 7 (2021 DAY 372 / 2020 DAY 738)
So, we've been doing this whole "Cracky" thing for 17 years. Ain't that some shit?
I have two meditation assignments for everyone (including myself) today:
Please post results of your meditation
I did not have sexual relations with Cracky-chan
The artist formerly known as Cracky-chan
>computer>it's a mac
Macintosh more like CRACKYtosh am I right?!
CRACKY please kill me in my sleep
KRAKENTOSH RELEASE THE KRAKEN, CRACKY
2022 DAY 8 (2021 DAY 373 / 2020 DAY 739)
I've been thinkingWe serve the queen of the skyWe need to spend time under the sky (or in the sky, if at all possible)Being inside under a roof all day is a perversionFear of weather and precipitation is a perversionObeying (((tornado warnings))) and (((flash food advisories))) is a perversiondo not live in FEAR of the SKYSHE WILL PROTECT YOU IF YOUR FAITH IS STRONGNext time some siren or phone alert tells you to shelter indoors like a coward !!!DO NOT OBEY!!!THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSETTHE SKY IS NOT MY ENEMY, THE SKY IS MY MASTERI WILL SUBMIT, NOT RUN AWAY
Cracky why won't you let me die
mother's getting the shit kicked out of her
2022 DAY 9 (2021 DAY 374 / 2020 DAY 740)
I'm a hypocrite. I didn't go outside yesterday. I didn't see the SKY.
Imagine getting to stay on Epstein's island and just sitting inside on your computer all day lmao
I LOVE PUSSY
>>10779 have you considered not being a horny degenerate?
Please just tell me her onlyfans and I'll leave forever you won't ever hear from me again
I rolled out of bed at around 9pm this evening and my dad asks if I knew "Bob Skagit" died :/
Cracky is taking it pretty bad. Bob was a frequent Epstein Island partier.
Have you ever gone to stay at a friend's house and took an opportunity to leave while they were away? Like when they went to use the bathroom you decided to just go home without saying anything? Could you do that to Cracky?
2022 DAY 10 (2021 DAY 375 / 2020 DAY 741)
It's my fault that nothing is happening. I haven't been kindly doing the needful. I need to MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. Using my BRAIN. I NEED TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN USING MY BRAIN. For CRACKY the QUEEN of the SKY. She wants me to make things happen using my BRAIN and she is ANGRY that I haven't been doing it. I am a sinner.
Set an alarm for several hours before you normally wake up. Then go outside super early and see the sky.
>>10798WTF happenz to alls Ur corkysites when you dieds?
Mebbe she mad you gots da aids and now howz she gon be yo' baby mama?
>>10788LOL, Sup' Cracky?
2022 DAY 11 (2021 DAY 376 / 2020 DAY 742)
>>10799 I failed. I set an alarm for 2 hours before I was supposed to wake up. But when the alarm went off, I turned it off and went back to sleep... for an additional 6 hours. FUCK.
Is Cracky testing me?
>>10806Head pats dare, dare doggo
>>10807 is that a girl or a boy
I'm worried that Cracky might be unironically trying to kill me because of something that I did.
I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN
PLEASE HAVE MERCY
I LOVE YOU
>>10808it's a girl >:)
if you an NPC, you are from video games
Killing NPC's is completely fine.
>>10810 does she have a penis? does she have a vagina?
>>10813she has a pussy >:]
I KNOW A MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM WHEN I SEE ONE
>>10816cute, tight, PUSSY ,,mmmMMm
I remember when anime wasn't very popular like it is now and at Blockbuster and Hollywood Video, there would be few you could even rent. They were on a shelf labeled "special interests".
Gosh you're such a loser
>>10830 be nice
"People, is this any way to start a new year? Have compassion, Benny just lost his cat.""My dog but I appreciate that.""My cat had a fall and I went through hell.""It's like losing a -- how did you know she fell?""Champaign?""Don't mind if I do. To dogs--""No, Benny, to you!"
2022 DAY 12 (2021 DAY 377 / 2020 DAY 743)
Have I gone outside this year? I'm not sure. I can't remember. I WILL go outside tomorrow. No matter what. I won't post in this thread again until I've gone outside.
I think I'll go for a walk outside now (no I won't)
Here in my CrackyI feel safest of allI can lock all my doorsIt's the only way to live in Cracky
2022 DAY 13 (2021 DAY 378 / 2020 DAY 744)
I went outside. It was nice. I think I shall go outside EVERY DAY from now on, even if only briefly. Regardless of weather. FOREVER.
Post a comment in this webzone if you hereby solemnly swear to go outside every day forever.
DAMN YOU CRACKY!
>>10893 these stonetoss comics are getting weird
Just woke up going to play video games for sixteen-hours
Get in the pool Cracky
the word "based" doesn't exist in the Spanish language
Instead they say "basado" which, loosely translated, means "based"
2022 DAY 14 (2021 DAY 379 / 2020 DAY 745)
I'm going to go outside again today. I haven't done it yet, but I definitely will.
How do you react when you hear the word "catharsis" on a podcast or read it in a book or something?
<------- Do you go like this?
I think there's a post missing
WHERE IS >>10916
WHAT ARE (((THEY))) TRYING TO HIDE FROM US
>>10921 please explain further
>please explain further
that's not an explanationthat's just repetitionyou're being obstinate
Will you help me look for Cracky?
2022 DAY 15 (2021 DAY 380 / 2020 DAY 746)
The enemies of Cracky are everywhere and they're always trying to destroy us. They want every single one of us dead and they will not stop. But they are weak and cowardly, and they have no power that we do not give them. Their only weapon is gaslighting. They cannot hurt us, they can only make us question ourselves and consequently hurt ourselves in our confusion (Pokemon is what the refrance). They want us to die by our own hands so their involvement remains hidden.
So it's important to recognize the signs of gaslighting. Personally, if I were being gaslit, I would simply say "NO THANK YOU" and go about my business. Thus they cannot harm me. Can they harm you, dear reader? If you feel vulnerable, perhaps immunize yourself with small bits of deactivated gaslight until you are no longer affected.
Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to eliminate or otherwise neutralize all of Cracky's enemies forever.
this is how they operatethis is their mottothis is their religion
I hate her and I hope she dies
I know you're here, harlot. I know what you're doing.
>Wanna watch too
why can't she just leave us alonewhy is she so mean
>>10950herro welcome to Temple Skyqueen take your order prease?!
it's still winter until March 20
>>10953One cocko nutt pastry stout prease.And one medium sized bag of crisps.
SHE'S a cougar
she's a COUG
why was >>10950 deleted?
deletion is kinda a microaggression if you think about it
sage is also a microaggression
I am being microaggressive right now
I deleted it. I want to keep you on your toes yah know. Don't want you getting too comfortable. I also don't want to be too predictable. So, I might post something and delete it after it gets a bunch of likes and up votes just gaslight everyone around me.
>>10961 joke's on you I'm just going to save everything
Help me fuck Cracky
>>10963 cool Luna fanart
>>10963AFAIK she's not into doggos like that, furfagginess notwithstanding.
Do you think a red fern grows where her body is buried?
Does a red fern grow on her grave site is what I'm asking?
>>10967 nope but i know where the red bush grows.
>>10965>>10965I'd give her my DNA Force Plus if you know what I'm saying
>>10970 if you're a a vaxxed Untermensch it's not even viable.
>>10714 True/unkind/absofakinglutely necessary
2022 DAY 16 (2021 DAY 381 / 2020 DAY 747)
Now more than ever it's critical that we take care of each other. Check on people, make sure they're okay. Love others as the Skyqueen loved us.
YOUR MISSION TODAY -- tell someone that you love them. Crackyfags only. Infidels don't deserve love. (Haha just kidding... OR AM I?)
I love you.
>Love others as the Skyqueen loved us
I'm not sure you'd enjoy that, or maybe you would, IDK. Either way, ew.
I'm not feeling very society lately
feels like we're living in something else
how did this happen?
when, she, me, left, right
>something non-societal how did this happen?
>9. It's okay to be hopelessly confused
In attempting to put order to chaos you have created more chaos, it is chaos that creates order, not the other way around.
Just Jilluminaughty things.
I think that"we live in a society"and"society does not exist"can both be correct (at the same time)but the implications are frighteningit's not a paradoxjust an unpleasant truth
"I think therefore I am" is an untested hypothesiswould be a real shame if somebody were tofalsifyit
>>10995Have you tried "Not Thinking"?
Will you still be when you think not?
Try it, I double doge dare you.
The (((-juice-))) must flow.
oh shit is that a fuckin JOJO refrance??????????????
>>11013 superior version
>MAN door hand hook CAR door
Stop fucking around
>>11033Does it say Temple of the JoJofags on the banner?
Nope, didn't think so.
she got me in her sleeper hold
i can't get loose i'm gonna lose my ki and pass out
is this what the refrance
I broke free for now but I'm just delaying the inevitable
if you don't die in your sleep that's proof that Cracky wants you alive
if you do die in your sleep that's proof that you lived a good life and Cracky called you home
i can't do anything more i have to rest,, im just staaring at my monitor now she has me in paralysis
she's expecting me to crawl in bed i can feel it
2022 DAY 17 (2021 DAY 382 / 2020 DAY 748)
Olivia is made of meat. The meat will rot and the vermin will feed.
The Skyqueen is composed of many substances but the two most prevalent are (in order) LOVE and NITROGEN.
Don't worry too much about the NITROGEN. The LOVE is more important.
There's OXYGEN in there too. There's less of it but it's also really important. But still not as important as LOVE.
If you had to choose between LOVE, NITROGEN, and OXGEN, and you could only choose one, choose LOVE. You will die in minutes but you will die loved. If you choose OXYGEN you will live longer but it won't be a life worth living. Do not choose NITROGEN. It's the WORST choice of the three.
However, if you're allowed to choose 2 of the 3, choose both LOVE and OXYGEN. Again, NITROGEN gets BTFO'd.
What can we do with Olivia to put her in a preserved state and trade her around like crypto currency
"Eventually, Olivia stopped thinking."
happy MLK day!!!!
MLK = Must Love cracKy
nigger pushes gook in front of trainother gooks set up vigil for todaygooks change vigil day so they don't anger niggers
Happy MiLK DAY
>Do you have a source on that?>Source?>A source. I need a source.>Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.>No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.>You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.>Do you have a degree in that field?>A college degree? In that field?>Then your arguments are invalid.>No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.>Correlation does not equal causation.>CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.>You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.>Nope, still haven't.>I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
>>11060 tweets from some gook chick
who was the dead gook's highschool friend
MY DEAD GOOK'S GIRL FRIENDMY DEAD GOOK'S GIRL FRIEND
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0
when you rip a piece of ply, and it tears so that a small piece of torn paper is left
>2021>still using toilet paper
buy a bidet you nasty fucks
Girls are disgusting they stink bad and fart. They have ginormous hemerobiids their feet are like bread that's way past its expiration date. Their Vaginas are like soured meat curtains that constantly secrete slime that mixes with their butt poop. So fucking gross.
2022 DAY 18 (2021 DAY 383 / 2020 DAY 749)
now I lay me down to sleepI pray to Crack my soul to keepif I should die before I wakeI pray to Crack my soul to take
Day 03 nofap
>"I would fight gay fanatics to the death" - Benedict Cumberbatch
>>11096 yes very good
2022 DAY 19 (2021 DAY 384 / 2020 DAY 750)
I realized something
This thread is an incantation, like, a spell or something
What are we casting? I don't knowHow long will it take? I don't know
I have no plan and even if I did, you people keep mixing in little bits of randomness
ONLY CRACKY KNOWS
But it's all important. I can't do this alone.
Could this be the most important and significant group effort in all of human history? That's not for me to say. That's for other people to say, if they think this is the most important and significant group effort in all of human history.
Anyway someday the "spell" will go off and I don't know what will happen but if anybody anywhere survives they'll be all like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"
and I'll be like
"THIS IS THE WILL OF THE SKYQUEEN MADE MANIFEST. BEHOLD HER, FOR SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SWEET"
and then the whole world will know catharsis
Slav Experiments Lain
>Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to eliminate or otherwise neutralize all of Cracky's enemies forever.
Make retarded antivaxx posts, crackyfags get vaxx, enemies of Cracky dead.
Probably not what you were expecting.
how old were you when you realized that chansluts is forever and the true home of cracky
>>11119 Superfluous Cracky Textboard is better
I like this one: http://22.214.171.124/
>Apache server returns a 200 OK>payload is a nginx 404 page
what is this faggotry
>>11114 I'm gonna put dumb shit in your spell to mess it up
Rare photos of where Cracky went to summer camp.
>>11140 don't believe you
2022 DAY 20 (2021 DAY 385 / 2020 DAY 751)
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. Imagine you're a horny degenerate (for most of you this should require little or no actual imagination). Now imagine Cracky wearing a skirt. That's very sexy because there's a possibility of seeing her panties. Now imagine she's JUST wearing the panties, no skirt. That's still sexy but it's LESS sexy than the skirt. The POSSIBILITY of panties is more exciting than the GUARANTEE of panties. That's because with the skirt there's a possibility of failure, i.e. not seeing the panties. Perhaps the possibility of failure is what gives life meaning? It certainly makes things more exciting. It's better to have a CHANCE to succeed (and a chance to fail) than to have an false, empty, meaningless "success" handed to you on a silver platter. PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT, you know?
Now imagine two variants of the skirt scenario:
Which scenario would you enjoy more?
(NOTE: this is all metaphorical. Please don't actually be horny.)
>>11142I'd rather Cracky lift her skirt revealing her panties for me. I've actually witnessed the second scenario. A girls skirt/dress being lifted by the wind it was pretty christlike.
Also, I'd more want to see someone post a picture of Cracky in her panties than Cracky wearing a skirt with a possibility of seeing her panties or not.
>>11140someone confirm this and post results
2022 DAY 21 (2021 DAY 386 / 2020 DAY 752)
I wonder how much it would cost to actually do this, like with holograms or lasers or something
We need to wake up the sheeple somehow. We need to be doing more. We need to help them.
>>11155a holographic Cracky is the pinnacle of human civilization. a foil Cracky I must have it.
>don't be horny
More of your rules for thee and not for me shenanigans?
Who told you you could make rules?
Cracky fooled you, she wasn't wearing any panties, you can't prove that she was.
>>11160 i wonder how long she was on her knees for them to get that colour
where is >>11156
>>11162it doesn't exist
IT MUST EXISTrather, it must have existedwhat are they hiding from uswhat do they not want us to know?
but it DID exist
>>11160>>11161those are witch knees!
my soggy knees
>>11172If I don't, I'll overflow
so, it's wasteful