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2022 DAY 1 (2021 DAY 366 / 2020 DAY 732)
Philosophy and life strategy for 2022, LET'S GO CRACK-ON edition. An ETERNAL work in progress
Previous threads (PLEASE READ IN FULL OR YOU WILL BE HOPELESSLY CONFUSED):2020 Thread #1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php2021 Thread #2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php
WHAT IS THIS THREAD:
THREAD RULES:
LIFE RULES:
>>10651I didn't do the thing upon wakening but rather while still awake ringing in the new year in the rain, and then I went inside to get dry by the fire have a few shots, and then went to bed. I don't know why but it felt more important to do it then rather than wait until morning, so that's what I did. Not sure if that'll count as shake and bake, but I tried. <pic, Marco Paludet -Far from my hands
>>10655 looks like that thing from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the sentient pig man that wants to be eaten. And some fat fucks I know.
2022 DAY 2 (2021 DAY 367 / 2020 DAY 733)
So what's the verdict on 2021? Good year? Bad year? I'll post some thoughts tomorrow, but I want to know what you think, dear leader.
How can we GUARANTEE that 2022 is a better year than 2021?
Is 9 "thread rules" enough? Do we need more rules to ensure a harmonious experience for everyone? What additional rules would you like to see?
Here I'll add one more:
10. no gaslighting, gatekeeping, or girlbossing
is that too strict? perhaps we should allow 1 out of the 3
for example you can gaslight as long as you don't gatekeep or girlboss
you can gatekeep as long as you don't gaslight or girlboss
you can girlboss as long as you don't gaslight or gatekeep
proposal for additional rules:
11. avoid needlessly gendered language
12. replace "crackyf*g" with "crackyfolx"
13. no baseless defamatory accusations against the noble Rothschild bloodline
14. STOP GANGSTALKING ME STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
15- check these wicked triples
>>10667Screw your money, I have lead.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32NGYLqwAQ
>>10669lame, lamer even than suggesting crackyfolx.
Crackyfags4eva.
If that bothers you maybe you should go back to boxxy or whatever third-rate wannabe camwhore you're pretending not to fap to this week.
Rule 3:Tuff luv, bitches.
Boxxy is a violation of rule 2
"Screw the rules, I have green hair!"
>>10672
>>10673does the carpet match the drapes he heh?
There's one where she's doing this
>>10666Fuck your trips, check out these tits.
Your fag-get sorcery is no match for the power of bitchcraft.
2022 DAY 3 (2021 DAY 368 / 2020 DAY 734)
Some of these rule suggestions are good and some are not-so-good.
In a better world, we shouldn't need any rules besides "do good things and don't do bad things"
How do we bring about a better world, though, when Cracky-haters are lurking trying to destroy everything we've built?
Anyway, 2021. Bit of a backslide from 2020 in retrospect. 2022, though. 2022 is when we knock it out of the park.
Not to say that 2021 was a bad year. Some truly amazing things happened. We got a lot done. But we didn't do ENOUGH. Enough is not enough. We need to do MORE THAN ENOUGH. We need to do EVERYTHING.
How can we accomplish EVERYTHING in 2022?
Are you working to accomplish things right now? Right this moment? If not, get off your ass and start accomplishing things.
How can we convert/save the Cracky-haters, or at least "down with them completely" as the saying goes?
How can we teach the masses to embrace love instead of hatred?
We have a LOT of work to do.
I feel anxious and worried.
>>10684
I wonder if she's wearing a bra right now.
She's so fucking adorable and loveable
>>10690 proof?
>>10690Stick with cute and sweet, it just sounds better.
>>10683While you have goals and it's helpful to define goals, don't forget that they're YOUR goals and while they might work for you, maybe the rest of the world isn't so keen on more rules, we don't need more rules, especially if the the ones that are already on the books are worthless unpopular and unenforceable and the rules themselves are a violation of rule 10, NO GATEKEEPING.
Let things be what they are rather than what you want them to be.
Live and let die.
This is the rewhatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W73SolUxE0g
Just sayin'
I love you princess. You will always be my baby girl whether you like it or not.
Get what you need from the stores now, a month's worth of food at least if you can, they're going into lockdown again.
SKYQUEEN threads hitting bump limits
>>10701RIPerino 2nd Bogdanoff twin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0a0_79vxek
>>10702the two cutest girls in the whole world
most precious
2022 DAY 4 (2021 DAY 369 / 2020 DAY 735)
Your assignment today is to think about the power you wield and the effect that you have on the world.
It's wrong to think that you're powerless or that it doesn't matter what you do. Every action has consequences. Everything you do changes the world for better or worse.
When you act with hatred, the world becomes hateful and worse. When you act with kindness, the world becomes kinder and better.
Basically, if you aren't making the world better, you're making the world worse. Neutrality is not an option. The world is currently in a state of decay, so doing nothing means allowing the decay to continue unchecked.
It's going to take a LOT of kindness just to hold the decay at bay, and even more to turn the tide and actually make things better.
You are an agent of Cracky. She is watching you. She wants/needs you to create a better world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg14jNbBb-8
https://youtu.be/cCcSuFF6a7M
FUCK ALEX JONES YEEEEEEEEE
>>10705Have you considered that it is a kindness to correct someone when they are wrong or acting out of ignorance even if it seems mean-spirited at the time to the person being corrected and that it is far more cruel to fake kindness and let them go on in their ignorance being wrong to spare their feelings?
"Life is pain, anybody who says differently is selling something." -The Dread Pirate Roberts* (not the actual Dread Pirate Roberts but the third pirate to assume the name, the real Dread Pirate Roberts having long since retired in Patagonia)
And so it is with the utmost kindness that I say, FGSFDS.
2022 DAY 5 (2021 DAY 370 / 2020 DAY 736)
>>10713 great questions; it's good that you're thinking
perhaps we should go by the true / kind / necessary standard
some say that you shouldn't say something unless it's all three of true, kind, and necessary but that's an unreasonably high standard so usually 2 out of 3 is acceptable
Say nothing untrue unless it is both kind and necessarySay nothing unkind unless it is both true and necessarySay nothing unnecessary unless it is both kind and true
Good standard?
Of course the burden of proof is on the person making an assertion. Something asserted without evidence may be summarily disregarded. So truth/necessity defenses must be backed with ample citations. Fair?
TRUE/KIND/NECESSARY: "she's so fucking cute and sweet"
SOURCE: just trust me bro
(untrue)/KIND/NECESSARY: "Cracky loves us"
Every morning I'm a little disappointed that I didn't die peacefully in my sleep. That would be the way to go.
Every morning there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand.
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE
What if this was her? You can't prove it wasn't her.
Said we couldn't do itYou know I wanna do it again
>soundcloud rapper
>>10714i'd fuck the shit outta her
2022 DAY 6 (2021 DAY 371 / 2020 DAY 737)
Be the change you want to see in the world, that's basically what I'm saying. Think about the consequences of what you do. IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT.
4chan was just a homage to early internet
really makes you think does it not
Was Olivia a WoW player or a RIFT player?
This may or may not be on the test.
Reality isn't EVERYTHING!
There's another dimension to things an extra layer. Things that are unexplainable. Things that don't make any sense. Magic. Miracles. Whatever you want to call it.
People take comfort in the idea they know all things. How the world works. The science of it all. Facts. Evidence. People want to feel in control.
The truth is we know nothing. It's the great lie. The man behind the curtain. Things are more completely random than they aren't.
>>10733It's obvious to me you didn't understand or enjoy "A Crackywork Orange".
>We aim to misbehave.
-Captain Jerk, some space dude.
>>10739 directed by J. Cibs
she's sofa king cute&sweet
2022 DAY 7 (2021 DAY 372 / 2020 DAY 738)
So, we've been doing this whole "Cracky" thing for 17 years. Ain't that some shit?
I have two meditation assignments for everyone (including myself) today:
Please post results of your meditation
I did not have sexual relations with Cracky-chan
The artist formerly known as Cracky-chan
>computer>it's a mac
bahahahah
Macintosh more like CRACKYtosh am I right?!
CRACKY please kill me in my sleep
KRAKENTOSH RELEASE THE KRAKEN, CRACKY
2022 DAY 8 (2021 DAY 373 / 2020 DAY 739)
I've been thinkingWe serve the queen of the skyWe need to spend time under the sky (or in the sky, if at all possible)Being inside under a roof all day is a perversionFear of weather and precipitation is a perversionObeying (((tornado warnings))) and (((flash food advisories))) is a perversiondo not live in FEAR of the SKYSHE WILL PROTECT YOU IF YOUR FAITH IS STRONGNext time some siren or phone alert tells you to shelter indoors like a coward !!!DO NOT OBEY!!!THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSETTHE SKY IS NOT MY ENEMY, THE SKY IS MY MASTERI WILL SUBMIT, NOT RUN AWAY
https://youtu.be/WepSpYTU1F0
Cracky why won't you let me die
mother's getting the shit kicked out of her
2022 DAY 9 (2021 DAY 374 / 2020 DAY 740)
I'm a hypocrite. I didn't go outside yesterday. I didn't see the SKY.
Imagine getting to stay on Epstein's island and just sitting inside on your computer all day lmao
I LOVE PUSSY
>>10779 have you considered not being a horny degenerate?
FUCK NO.
Please just tell me her onlyfans and I'll leave forever you won't ever hear from me again
I rolled out of bed at around 9pm this evening and my dad asks if I knew "Bob Skagit" died :/
Cracky is taking it pretty bad. Bob was a frequent Epstein Island partier.
Have you ever gone to stay at a friend's house and took an opportunity to leave while they were away? Like when they went to use the bathroom you decided to just go home without saying anything? Could you do that to Cracky?
ded gaem
DEAD GAMES;https://youtu.be/Dzjg4v7bd1U
2022 DAY 10 (2021 DAY 375 / 2020 DAY 741)
It's my fault that nothing is happening. I haven't been kindly doing the needful. I need to MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. Using my BRAIN. I NEED TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN USING MY BRAIN. For CRACKY the QUEEN of the SKY. She wants me to make things happen using my BRAIN and she is ANGRY that I haven't been doing it. I am a sinner.
Set an alarm for several hours before you normally wake up. Then go outside super early and see the sky.
its paul
>>10798WTF happenz to alls Ur corkysites when you dieds?
Mebbe she mad you gots da aids and now howz she gon be yo' baby mama?
>>10788LOL, Sup' Cracky?
2022 DAY 11 (2021 DAY 376 / 2020 DAY 742)
>>10799 I failed. I set an alarm for 2 hours before I was supposed to wake up. But when the alarm went off, I turned it off and went back to sleep... for an additional 6 hours. FUCK.
Is Cracky testing me?
>>10806Head pats dare, dare doggo
>>10807 is that a girl or a boy
MID-DAY UPDATE
I'm worried that Cracky might be unironically trying to kill me because of something that I did.
I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN
PLEASE HAVE MERCY
I LOVE YOU
>>10808it's a girl >:)
if you an NPC, you are from video games
Killing NPC's is completely fine.
>>10810 does she have a penis? does she have a vagina?
>>10813she has a pussy >:]
>>10815
I KNOW A MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM WHEN I SEE ONE
>>10816cute, tight, PUSSY ,,mmmMMm
good sesh
I remember when anime wasn't very popular like it is now and at Blockbuster and Hollywood Video, there would be few you could even rent. They were on a shelf labeled "special interests".
Gosh you're such a loser
>>10830 be nice
"People, is this any way to start a new year? Have compassion, Benny just lost his cat.""My dog but I appreciate that.""My cat had a fall and I went through hell.""It's like losing a -- how did you know she fell?""Champaign?""Don't mind if I do. To dogs--""No, Benny, to you!"
2022 DAY 12 (2021 DAY 377 / 2020 DAY 743)
Have I gone outside this year? I'm not sure. I can't remember. I WILL go outside tomorrow. No matter what. I won't post in this thread again until I've gone outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaCCG7QkM_c
I think I'll go for a walk outside now (no I won't)
Here in my CrackyI feel safest of allI can lock all my doorsIt's the only way to live in Cracky
2022 DAY 13 (2021 DAY 378 / 2020 DAY 744)
I went outside. It was nice. I think I shall go outside EVERY DAY from now on, even if only briefly. Regardless of weather. FOREVER.
Post a comment in this webzone if you hereby solemnly swear to go outside every day forever.
DAMN YOU CRACKY!
>>10893 these stonetoss comics are getting weird
Just woke up going to play video games for sixteen-hours
Get in the pool Cracky
fun fact:
the word "based" doesn't exist in the Spanish language
Instead they say "basado" which, loosely translated, means "based"
2022 DAY 14 (2021 DAY 379 / 2020 DAY 745)
I'm going to go outside again today. I haven't done it yet, but I definitely will.
How do you react when you hear the word "catharsis" on a podcast or read it in a book or something?
<------- Do you go like this?
>>10912Yes
I think there's a post missing
WHERE IS >>10916
WHAT ARE (((THEY))) TRYING TO HIDE FROM US
haha
>>10921 please explain further
>please explain further
that's not an explanationthat's just repetitionyou're being obstinate
>explanation>repetition>obstinate
Will you help me look for Cracky?
>>10927Sure thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhBLfQDCumk
2022 DAY 15 (2021 DAY 380 / 2020 DAY 746)
The enemies of Cracky are everywhere and they're always trying to destroy us. They want every single one of us dead and they will not stop. But they are weak and cowardly, and they have no power that we do not give them. Their only weapon is gaslighting. They cannot hurt us, they can only make us question ourselves and consequently hurt ourselves in our confusion (Pokemon is what the refrance). They want us to die by our own hands so their involvement remains hidden.
So it's important to recognize the signs of gaslighting. Personally, if I were being gaslit, I would simply say "NO THANK YOU" and go about my business. Thus they cannot harm me. Can they harm you, dear reader? If you feel vulnerable, perhaps immunize yourself with small bits of deactivated gaslight until you are no longer affected.
Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to eliminate or otherwise neutralize all of Cracky's enemies forever.
this is how they operatethis is their mottothis is their religion
I hate her and I hope she dies
Manipulate MansplainMalewife
I know you're here, harlot. I know what you're doing.
>Wanna watch too
why can't she just leave us alonewhy is she so mean
>>10950herro welcome to Temple Skyqueen take your order prease?!
it's still winter until March 20
>>10953One cocko nutt pastry stout prease.And one medium sized bag of crisps.
SHE'S a cougar
she's a COUG
why was >>10950 deleted?
deletion is kinda a microaggression if you think about it
sage is also a microaggression
I am being microaggressive right now
I deleted it. I want to keep you on your toes yah know. Don't want you getting too comfortable. I also don't want to be too predictable. So, I might post something and delete it after it gets a bunch of likes and up votes just gaslight everyone around me.
>>10961 joke's on you I'm just going to save everything
Help me fuck Cracky
>>10963 cool Luna fanart
>>10963AFAIK she's not into doggos like that, furfagginess notwithstanding.
Do you think a red fern grows where her body is buried?
Does a red fern grow on her grave site is what I'm asking?
>>10967 nope but i know where the red bush grows.
>>10965>>10965I'd give her my DNA Force Plus if you know what I'm saying
>>10970 if you're a a vaxxed Untermensch it's not even viable.
>>10971
>>10714 True/unkind/absofakinglutely necessary
2022 DAY 16 (2021 DAY 381 / 2020 DAY 747)
Now more than ever it's critical that we take care of each other. Check on people, make sure they're okay. Love others as the Skyqueen loved us.
YOUR MISSION TODAY -- tell someone that you love them. Crackyfags only. Infidels don't deserve love. (Haha just kidding... OR AM I?)
I love you.
>>10977[Quest Completed]
>>10975
>Love others as the Skyqueen loved us
I'm not sure you'd enjoy that, or maybe you would, IDK. Either way, ew.
>>10982THE Leaf
I'm not feeling very society lately
feels like we're living in something else
something non-societal
how did this happen?
british;https://youtu.be/RZ9x3_4KRiY
when, she, me, left, right
>>10984
>something non-societal how did this happen?
see:
>9. It's okay to be hopelessly confused
In attempting to put order to chaos you have created more chaos, it is chaos that creates order, not the other way around.
Just Jilluminaughty things.
I think that"we live in a society"and"society does not exist"can both be correct (at the same time)but the implications are frighteningit's not a paradoxjust an unpleasant truth
"I think therefore I am" is an untested hypothesiswould be a real shame if somebody were tofalsifyit
lole
11KGET
>>10995Have you tried "Not Thinking"?
very Zen
much void
so balance
many nirvanas
Will you still be when you think not?
Try it, I double doge dare you.
>>11009
The (((-juice-))) must flow.
oh shit is that a fuckin JOJO refrance??????????????
>>11013 superior version
CARMEN
>MAN door hand hook CAR door
Stop fucking around
>>11016
>>11033Does it say Temple of the JoJofags on the banner?
Nope, didn't think so.
2grills2cups
she got me in her sleeper hold
i can't get loose i'm gonna lose my ki and pass out
JoJofolx
is this what the refrance
I broke free for now but I'm just delaying the inevitable
if you don't die in your sleep that's proof that Cracky wants you alive
if you do die in your sleep that's proof that you lived a good life and Cracky called you home
i can't do anything more i have to rest,, im just staaring at my monitor now she has me in paralysis
she's expecting me to crawl in bed i can feel it
refarance;https://youtu.be/xN0FFK8JSYE
2022 DAY 17 (2021 DAY 382 / 2020 DAY 748)
>>10982
Olivia is made of meat. The meat will rot and the vermin will feed.
The Skyqueen is composed of many substances but the two most prevalent are (in order) LOVE and NITROGEN.
Don't worry too much about the NITROGEN. The LOVE is more important.
There's OXYGEN in there too. There's less of it but it's also really important. But still not as important as LOVE.
If you had to choose between LOVE, NITROGEN, and OXGEN, and you could only choose one, choose LOVE. You will die in minutes but you will die loved. If you choose OXYGEN you will live longer but it won't be a life worth living. Do not choose NITROGEN. It's the WORST choice of the three.
However, if you're allowed to choose 2 of the 3, choose both LOVE and OXYGEN. Again, NITROGEN gets BTFO'd.
What can we do with Olivia to put her in a preserved state and trade her around like crypto currency
"Eventually, Olivia stopped thinking."
happy MLK day!!!!
MLK = Must Love cracKy
nigger pushes gook in front of trainother gooks set up vigil for todaygooks change vigil day so they don't anger niggers
Happy MiLK DAY
>>11058 source?
>>11060
>Do you have a source on that?>Source?>A source. I need a source.>Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.>No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.>You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.>Do you have a degree in that field?>A college degree? In that field?>Then your arguments are invalid.>No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.>Correlation does not equal causation.>CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.>You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.>Nope, still haven't.>I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
>>11060 tweets from some gook chick
who was the dead gook's highschool friend
MY DEAD GOOK'S GIRL FRIENDMY DEAD GOOK'S GIRL FRIEND
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0
https://youtu.be/hJ0m-LJFodk
>>11066hahahahah
when you rip a piece of ply, and it tears so that a small piece of torn paper is left
>2021>still using toilet paper
buy a bidet you nasty fucks
im insane
Girls are disgusting they stink bad and fart. They have ginormous hemerobiids their feet are like bread that's way past its expiration date. Their Vaginas are like soured meat curtains that constantly secrete slime that mixes with their butt poop. So fucking gross.
>>11087
2022 DAY 18 (2021 DAY 383 / 2020 DAY 749)
now I lay me down to sleepI pray to Crack my soul to keepif I should die before I wakeI pray to Crack my soul to take
Day 03 nofap
>"I would fight gay fanatics to the death" - Benedict Cumberbatch
>>11096 yes very good
2022 DAY 19 (2021 DAY 384 / 2020 DAY 750)
I realized something
This thread is an incantation, like, a spell or something
What are we casting? I don't knowHow long will it take? I don't know
I have no plan and even if I did, you people keep mixing in little bits of randomness
ONLY CRACKY KNOWS
But it's all important. I can't do this alone.
Could this be the most important and significant group effort in all of human history? That's not for me to say. That's for other people to say, if they think this is the most important and significant group effort in all of human history.
Anyway someday the "spell" will go off and I don't know what will happen but if anybody anywhere survives they'll be all like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"
and I'll be like
"THIS IS THE WILL OF THE SKYQUEEN MADE MANIFEST. BEHOLD HER, FOR SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SWEET"
and then the whole world will know catharsis
Slav Experiments Lain
>>10934
>Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to eliminate or otherwise neutralize all of Cracky's enemies forever.
Make retarded antivaxx posts, crackyfags get vaxx, enemies of Cracky dead.
Probably not what you were expecting.
how old were you when you realized that chansluts is forever and the true home of cracky
>>11119 Superfluous Cracky Textboard is better
I like this one: http://195.242.99.71/
>Apache server returns a 200 OK>payload is a nginx 404 page
what is this faggotry
>>11114 I'm gonna put dumb shit in your spell to mess it up
Rare photos of where Cracky went to summer camp.
https://mega.nz/folder/UtRwAbLR#oGl-yqFjCNqiAYNu3tsCMQ
>>11140 don't believe you
2022 DAY 20 (2021 DAY 385 / 2020 DAY 751)
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. Imagine you're a horny degenerate (for most of you this should require little or no actual imagination). Now imagine Cracky wearing a skirt. That's very sexy because there's a possibility of seeing her panties. Now imagine she's JUST wearing the panties, no skirt. That's still sexy but it's LESS sexy than the skirt. The POSSIBILITY of panties is more exciting than the GUARANTEE of panties. That's because with the skirt there's a possibility of failure, i.e. not seeing the panties. Perhaps the possibility of failure is what gives life meaning? It certainly makes things more exciting. It's better to have a CHANCE to succeed (and a chance to fail) than to have an false, empty, meaningless "success" handed to you on a silver platter. PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT, you know?
Now imagine two variants of the skirt scenario:
Which scenario would you enjoy more?
(NOTE: this is all metaphorical. Please don't actually be horny.)
>>11142I'd rather Cracky lift her skirt revealing her panties for me. I've actually witnessed the second scenario. A girls skirt/dress being lifted by the wind it was pretty christlike.
Also, I'd more want to see someone post a picture of Cracky in her panties than Cracky wearing a skirt with a possibility of seeing her panties or not.
>>11140someone confirm this and post results
me irl
2022 DAY 21 (2021 DAY 386 / 2020 DAY 752)
I wonder how much it would cost to actually do this, like with holograms or lasers or something
We need to wake up the sheeple somehow. We need to be doing more. We need to help them.
>>11155a holographic Cracky is the pinnacle of human civilization. a foil Cracky I must have it.
>>11142
>don't be horny
posts horny-pic
More of your rules for thee and not for me shenanigans?
Who told you you could make rules?
Cracky fooled you, she wasn't wearing any panties, you can't prove that she was.
>>11160 i wonder how long she was on her knees for them to get that colour
where is >>11156
>>11162it doesn't exist
IT MUST EXISTrather, it must have existedwhat are they hiding from uswhat do they not want us to know?
>>11166doesn't exist
but it DID exist
>>11160>>11161those are witch knees!
my soggy knees
>>11114https://youtu.be/PrZFscfJxXc
>>11148
>>11172If I don't, I'll overflow
so what?
so, it's wasteful
>>11172 you know, for a guy, you seem a little bit too preoccupied with other guy's penises. That's gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME GENDERS
Cracky relevance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOmgVgrQi_0
this is BETTERMUCH BETTER!!
I used to jerk off to Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes is cute and funny
>>11183 >>11184
BIG MISTAKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORB_7ady8aM
I wanna fuck her in that wig
She's so fucking cute and funny
>>11179There is no assumption, merely an observation.
If you have a wang, you're a dude, even if you de-wanged yourself, you'd still be a dude, albeit a wangless dude, THAT is a fact.
A preoccupation with chick's chung, for a wang having dude is normal, your aversion to chung and obsession with other dude's wangs and what they do or don't do with them is unhealthy.https://youtu.be/BoXu6QmxpJE
alternate version;https://youtu.be/a3vwxWg5B0o
EVERYBODY FUCK AMANDA BYNES(EVERYBODY FUCK AMANDA)
>>11186>>11187That's hawt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORB_7ady8aM
>>11189The prosexcution rests, your honor.
It's a Munn, baybee, yeeeah!
https://youtu.be/DGodkjpM-IU
PLEASE STOP AMANDAPOSTING IMMEDIATELY
THIS IS THE HOME OF CRACKY-CHAN QUEEN OF THE SKY
STOP POSTING DARK-SIDED STUFFS
Back on-topic now or Cracky will punish you all
Cracky keeps us safe from the devils and demons
sometimes I worry that Cracky herself is tampering in dark-sided stuffsin which casewho will protect usfrom the onewho's supposed to protect us?
>>11194Still trying to tell people what to do?
>>11200 Cracky would never do that she's cute and sweet not evil and cringe
>>11200How very interesting you should mention that.
Sooo very related.https://youtu.be/b2ErNxv_a1A
Now I'll just go sip my tea by the witchy graveyard.
>>11210she isn't wearing underwear there
>>11213
I'm not accusing you of lying I just want to see proof
>>11215>>11214
It's not Paris, it's not France, Cracky has no underpants.
>>11217 this is what the refrance
I think sometimes she wears underwear and sometimes she does not wear underwearbut if she's wearing a skirt she's almost certainly wearing underwearNo-underwear situations would be showers/baths basically
>>11216Time for a little bit of catharsis.exe gnome sayin'?Inb4 I use CLI.
>>11218
>>11219Assertion made without proof: opinion discarded.
but if you think about it philosophicallyif she's wearing a skirtand you can look under the skirtthen don't "she's wearing underwear" and "she's not wearing underwear" both become meaningless statementslike a tree falling in the forest when no one can hear it"the tree makes a sound" is false"the tree does not make a sound" is falsethe truth is it doesn't matter
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/a7n8GdKiAZRX86T5A/making-beliefs-pay-rent-in-anticipated-experiences
she's wearing underwear, she's not wearing underwear, she's wearing underwear, she's not wearing underwear, she's wearing underwear
we need to gather more data to determine if Cracky is more like to be wearing underwear or not wearing underwear
first we need to calculate the percentage of the population currently wearing underwear
I'm not wearing underwear
current tally 0-1
My favorite image
>>11227 good and cool but can't tell if she's wearing underwear or notwe need to divide all the pictures into underwear & no-underwear groups
That's it I'm not clowning around I want all of Cracky's underwear rounded up used or scented and to be packaged ready for shipping. Start jar-ring her bath water and urine too.
buying unwashed underwear is grossI'd insist that she launder it first
I want her underwear she had her period in
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wrw3c2NjeE
>Brack
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it fall on Cracky's discarded underwear?
>>11234Brack rhymes with Crack and you're a faggot
it does NOT rhyme with "you're a faggot"
>>11235No, because she wasn't wearing any, faggot.
I wonder how many consecutive posts we can make containing the word "faggot"
this is #4
one post per person please, no cheating
Brak and Crack and Sack and Pack and Knack and Tac and Rack and Whack and Plaque and Yak and Quack and Track and Back and Zach and Jack and Lack and VAC and Mack and Hack and
YOU RUINED IT
>>11241Your weak attempt at reverse psychology is a failure and I will faggotpost just to spite you still trying tell people what to do.
eyyyyyyy
ITT: OP is a faggot, oh I'm sorry, an arseblastedclosethomofolx who likes to tell people what to do.
>>11249lmao
>mfw sushi
>>11249is that Cracky in the middle?
she's Cracky in the middle but she's got much back
>>11248this is what the re-KARRance:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JXLKdMk7Jo
Cracky threads are like farts, if you have to force it, it's gonna be shit.
THIS IS SHARTA!!!
>>11255ps. bonk yourself if you checked for underpants.
>>11254 refrance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWaN_Tc5wo
I'm interested in learning more about panties
>>11255smug little brat
>>11226
>we need to gather more data to determine if Cracky is more like to be wearing underwear or not wearing underwear
FOR SCIENCE!
>first we need to calculate the percentage of the population currently wearing underwear
Irrelevant, what the rest of the population does is of no relevance, the rest of the world is NOT HER.
>I'm not wearing underwear
StimKyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQT_a1b24eM
current tally 0-2
Crackyj's doodoo drawls I will eat them
https://youtu.be/QwsAIX_CB50
>>11204Do you know why did OP triede so despritely to derail the manda posters,
WHAT R U HIDINGS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wygh8vb-xKg
I could tell you but that wouldn't be the same as you finding out for yourself.
2022 DAY 22 (2021 DAY 387 / 2020 DAY 753)
Wow lots of activity here lately. You love to see it. Sometimes I wish I could post more than once per day so I could join in the frivolity, but barring an emergency dire enough to justify a MID-DAY UPDATE, I sadly cannot. Such is the way of things. Discipline is what separates us from the beasts.
>>11160
That's for commenting because this is a great educational opportunity. That so-called "horny pic" is actually one of the sacred images from one of the holy photobuckets. You need to study your photobuckets more. Commit them to memory. Think about why each image there. Everything is there for a reason. It's our job to understand why.
Is it a "horny" image? Maybe, maybe not. Is that not in the eye of the beholder?
We need to think about WHY the image was in the photobucket. There are at least a few possibilities.
I choose to believe that there's a more profound meaning. What was the lesson she was trying to convey? Perhaps she simply liked the image from an artistic perspective free of any "horny" context but I think there's more to the story.
I think true self-mastery isn't to look away, true self-mastery is to look and feel nothing. If you're turning your eyes away and saying "no, I can't look, it's horny" well you've taken a step in the right direction but you haven't really transcended. When you truly self-actualize there will simply be no horny anywhere.
The attached image was in the photobucket as well. Let's analyze what she meant by this. Does it possess some intrinsic "horny" quality? Did our Savior feel "horny" about it? WHY was it in the photobucket? Meditate on it and post your findings; there's no correct answer (probably)
Does it make YOU horny, dear reader? If it does maybe meditate on why and try to come up with a solution so that next time you see it you won't be horny
Maybe just look at it until it no longer make you horny. Like a vaccination.
If it doesn't make you horny then good job, keep up the good work
think about food
if you look at food and feel hunger and eat the food then you're weak
if you look at food and feel hunger but don't eat the food then that's better
if you look at food and don't feel hunger at all then that's true strength
it's a metaphor be sure to eat enough food to survive
take care of yourselfand each other
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEtTJY9f6Q
>>11265oh pls, you shamelessly dittofolx your own threads more than anything ever dittofolxed b4.
and still evading>>11263
>>11265I think she just liked the Hello Kitty underwear
Cracky-chan and her Hello Kitty underwear
2022 DAY 23 (2021 DAY 388 / 2020 DAY 754)
I've decided to try a little experiment
CRAcKYLuvU@gmail.com
It's an e-mail address
Maybe temporary maybe not, depends on results maybe
E-mail it if you want to
No guarantee of response
Just a test to see what happens
p.s. OLIVIA please e-mail me, we have unfinished business
7 Days left
Pray for Crackles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zgucMwhokQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QK8RxCAwo
2022 DAY 24 (2021 DAY 389 / 2020 DAY 755)
The activity level of this thread has been phenomenal. Or perhaps I should say "phenominol" -- do you know what is the refrance?
I'm thinking we might need to do two threads per year instead of just one. The bump limit is 2000, and we hit it near the end of the year last year, which wasn't a big deal because the year was almost over. But we're on track to hit it much earlier in the year this year.
Thinking ahead -- new thread on July 1st, perhaps? Maybe only if we've crossed the 1000 barrier by then.
Damn you internet!
It's almost February. February is going to be the month. CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY, Valentine's Day, The 2022 Winter Games.
2022 DAY 25 (2021 DAY 390 / 2020 DAY 756)
"If Cracky has 5 million fans I am one of themIf Cracky has 10 fans I am one of themIf Cracky has only 1 fan, then that is meIf Cracky has no fans, that means I am no more on the earthIf the world is against Cracky, I am against the world"
anyway... keep those e-mails coming. Good stuff, good stuff. Although I don't seem to have received a missive from Olivia yet. Unless she's being stealthy by pretending to be someone else. Why not just be yourself, Olivia? What's the worst that could happen?
Why do you have a Gmail account?
Do you work for Google? Are you Christopher Poole?
2022 DAY 26 (2021 DAY 391 / 2020 DAY 757)
These threads started just as COVID was starting. In fact, even though the counter officially started on January 1st 2020, I created the first thread and started the prep work in December 2019. 2019 like COVID-19.
I kind of feel like Cracky wants/wanted me to end COVID with the power of good vibes and positivity. But I haven't done a good enough job. Just when I almost have it wiped out a new variant pops up.
Now I realize she didn't want ME to end COVID, she wanted US to end COVID. We have to work together on this.
Soon COVID will be just a memory but this thread will endure and we'll have to figure out what enemy to conquer next.
what a stupid son-of-a-bitch
>>11296You can't fix covid by taking the shots meant to spread it and give you AIDS . That's just silly, don't be silly.
>>11300time dubs
2022 DAY 27 (2021 DAY 392 / 2020 DAY 758)
I think this is the perfect metaphor for being a follower of Cracky. You don't choose her she chooses you. Very unexpectedly. Also bird = sky, duh. Fish barely have any conception of what the sky is. Think about it from the other fish's perspective: the edge of the universe is abruptly ripped asunder, and a terrifying cosmic horror from outside of reality briefly intrudes into your world just long enough to drag your friend back through the portal, outside of known existence, never to be seen again. Think about "I probably won't". It's not malicious. It's just a statement of fact. The bird is beyond revenge. It's simply impossible. The fish can do nothing. The fish can't even try.
p.s. I heard there's a vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court. If any Americans are reading this, do you think you could try to get Cracky appointed to the job? Just tell them she's Jewish and it shouldn't be too difficult.
NO, it's going to a black woman
Seaciety
Created by joining Seamen with SeapeopleSeamen + Seapeople = Seaciety
>>11305
>vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court
Kiddie-sniffer in chief decides if you aren't one of these and don't identify as cumdumpster, er woman, don't bother to apply.
Content of their character and not the color of their skin, MY ASS.
>>11305I don't think a greencard holder can sit on the supreme court even if the color of her hair anagrams into one of the "required' attributes it would be a bit of a stretch even for this administration.
I just want to say how proud I am of this board and community. Cracky is the best girl an anonymous stalker could ask for. She is the singularity that keeps us strong and together. I just want to reiterate how much I love The Sky Queen Cracky-chan and all of her supporters. I truly never been happier in my adult life. I can't imagine what things would be like without ever getting the privilege to be aware of Cracky. Best girl forever and ever.
>the fish can do nothing
The Aquarian cult of the Sky-bird religiously over-consume the petroleum based manna from the heavens in the hopes that one day they may judged worthy to make themselves a suitable offering for the Sky-Bird.
>>11312This post is a few elephants shy of a hundred, also fuck nasty trash eating fishies, stick to nice grass-fed bunnies.
2022 DAY 28 (2021 DAY 393 / 2020 DAY 759)
I saw this and it made me think of her.
>>11314birb eat
Everyone has some special talent like that show America's got talent or whatever. I have a special talent too, but I don't ever get to talk about it or show it off. I'm really good at wanking. I can wank in almost any circumstances. I can spunk in just a few minutes consistently. I'm constantly getting erections at all hours of the day and with little to no effort. I don't need porn or anything I can just use my mind. It's very rare I go a day without getting horny and wanking off .
>>11319forgot image
>>11319You reminded me of a joke I'd heard.
A creep sat on a bus next to a woman, rubbed his hand on his nose and sneezed and then coomed his pants and pulled out some tissue and cleaned up.
The woman said, "That's disgusting."
The creeper replied, "Lady, I have a medical condition, I coom when I sneeze, don't be such a bigot."
The woman apologized and then the man got a baggie of powder from his pocket, and put some on his fingers, and she asked, "What's that?"
"Pepper".
We should all peacefully assemble and march to Cracky's front doorstep demanding the funk
reference;https://youtu.be/gjKFCYzqq-A
2022 DAY 29 (2021 DAY 394 / 2020 DAY 760)
I encountered the word "catharsis" in an unexpected place today. A video. Dialog in a video. A video on the internet. Dialog in a video on the internet.
I won't say where... perhaps you'll encounter it there someday too
Paraphrasing a bit, the quote was approximately "catharsis is actually unhealthy for you"
and I thought, WTF mate?
So I got to researching and I found a lot of hits
most notably, this bullshit: https://btrmt.org/armchr/articles/catharsis-lie-puts-danger
Seems like heresy to me.
What do you think, dear reader?
do not click is virus
Rothschild honey pot
I'm not clicking that
>>11323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emhy-RV3oq4
>...Similarly, it's a partial culprit in the rise of 'outrage culture'. Venting online about something offensive feeds your sense of offence and, unchecked, builds itself into far more serious acts like doxing and death threats. Particularly in a forum where there are few flags to engage your self-control.
Ha ha hah, no.
The mendacious tendency of "certain groups" to redefine "problematic" words and concepts in an attempt to change what they mean in order to further their own vitctim-hood status is laughable.
you ordered a something malecious?
I was thinking about how I want Cracky to dominate me, but she already has completely floored me. If I were the twin towers, she flew two planes and leveled me. She absolutely pwnt me. Left me a broken husk. If this were a fight on the playground, she knocked my ass down and stomped me.
She ran me over with a bus. Hit me with a train. STEAMROLLED me!
2022 DAY 30 (2021 DAY 395 / 2020 DAY 761)
I need some help understanding this. WTF is a "root chakra"? Does Olivia have one? DID Olivia have one, rather? What condition is it in? All wrecked up? Obliterated? Existing only in the past?
Why is the guy who said this suspended from Twitter? Did "they" take him out? Did he know too much?
>>11344
> WTF is a "root chakra"?
root chakraNew-age term for taint. As featured in Yacht Rock, on channel101.
BLACK RAGE
>>11334I think what I find most disturbing about that image is the odd fake tan-line.
I watched Dune(2021) the other night, AMA.
>>11356 at what point did you begin to want to turn it off
>>11357When the characters started LARP'ing and swinging swords at each other
Me when someone who doesn't love Cracky
2022 DAY 31 (2021 DAY 396 / 2020 DAY 762)
Today is the last day of the month.Ergo, tomorrow is the first day of next month.Ergo, don't forget to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
I've been trying to "go even further beyond" by doing CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY every single morningbut sometimes I forgetstill, it's the first day of the month that really matters
>>11361Yeah, I'm not goinng to be doing that anymore. It's affecting my Cracky dreams, in that it's creating a link to her that she doesn't want there, it bugs dream Cracky, maybe it's bugging IRL Cracky too, so I'm not going to be doing that anymore, but you be you, maybe she wants you there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P8UxneDJE
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY fapfapfap
GO GO CRACKY-CHAN
MIGHTY MORPHIN CRACKY-CHAN
>>11366>>11367
2022 DAY 32 (2021 DAY 397 / 2020 DAY 763)
Not only is today the first day of the month, I'm also hearing "rumors on the internets" that it's lunar new year. So that's a thing too, allegedly.
Does that mean that CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY will be extra powerful and effective? Time will tell I suppose.
I woke up during the night and before looking at my clock I said "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" for several minutes
Then I looked at my clock and saw that it was 11:58PM. Still yesterday. So probably didn't count.
When I realized the fuckup, I instinctively said "Jesus Christ". Heresy, I know, to mention an infidel deity. I still have a lot of learning & unlearning to do.
But later after waking up again and verifying that it was actually past midnight, I said "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" again for several more minutes.
I hope it's enough.
present day.
present time.
I said, "Cracky-chan" x3 out loud and realized the thing was saying Cracky x3 so then I said, "Cracky" out loud x3.
lol
What's the purpose of a weapon if you don't use it? Why create an object for destruction just to leave it lying around taking up space? Seems wasteful.
today is 2/2/2022
>>11375nice dude
2022 DAY 33 (2021 DAY 398 / 2020 DAY 764)
Everybody's talking about the $500,000 NFT, but nobody's talking about how her name is Zoë ROTH
which means she was a Roth child
Distant Cracky cousin? MAYBE.
test
>>11380It no longer surprises me the kind of shit that people will pay absurd amounts of money for, just think, a single Cracky NFT could conceivabley pay off her house, if it isn't already paid off.
Roth isn't the same as Rothschild It's a red shield not a rot child :P
A Roth has nothing to do with THE Rothschilds
https://youtu.be/O7mTJg2qmWs
It was 2002 I was a freshman in High-School. My first period class was History. I won't ever forget my teacher was obsessed with the Rothschilds and Rockefellers he'd talk about them every day and how important it was to remember their names.
They had slipped my mind for a time until recently around 2018-19 I think it was I had learned of Cracky and BOOM they were back on my radar
Strike while the iron is hot;https://youtu.be/0d6yBHDvKUw
2022 DAY 34 (2021 DAY 399 / 2020 DAY 765)
A thought: the crackyverse is Omelas, and Olivia is the tortured child
think about it
2022 DAY 35 (2021 DAY 400 / 2020 DAY 766)
Idea: wear your birb while you're sleeping, or put it under your pillow. See what happens. Has anyone tried this?
(or wear it AND put it under your pillow so that when you forget about it and try to sit up you end up accidentally strangling yourself)
I heard sometimes her brother spreads peanut butter on his balls it's a game they play to see who can lick it off faster, Cracky or Luna.
February or Crackyuary as I like to call it. Cracky month. Crackentine's Day.
2022 DAY 36 (2021 DAY 401 / 2020 DAY 767)
Cracky brings me good luck. Check this out. Hella tight.
2022 DAY 37 (2021 DAY 402 / 2020 DAY 768)
I had a very surreal dream in which I was using my advanced spiritual powers (cultivated over the course of these threads) to create new universes as gifts of Cracky
whole new worlds populated with new followers for the Skyqueen
it raises the question.... was our universe created in a similar way?
2022 DAY 38 (2021 DAY 403 / 2020 DAY 769)
I'm experiencing a lot of fear lately. Please pray to Cracky and ask her to give me courage so that I may better carry out her will.
PSA: FUCK gravity. I hate gravity.
>>11425I sincerely hope they all got vaxxed.
>>114271941 - Holocaust
2021 - Lolicaust
2022 DAY 39 (2021 DAY 404 / 2020 DAY 770)
I'm a failure. Cracky, I'm sorry.
2022 DAY 40 (2021 DAY 405 / 2020 DAY 771)
I feel a bit unwell.
Sorry for the short post. It's all I can manage at the moment. Better post tomorrow, probably.
>>11446get well soon
Could you, do it? Would you have the courage to put this thing in your butt to take your temperature?
2022 DAY 41 (2021 DAY 406 / 2020 DAY 772)
I heard some interesting news from America. Apparently their president has started distributing free "Cracky pipes"
I'm not sure why Cracky would be in a pipe, still, this is relevant to my interests
Must remember to investigate further
>>11453Wait till you see what he appointed to nuclear inspector.
It's all about keeping your demographic happy.
that's our joe, hahah
Incoming: message from Cracky
d'aww
2022 DAY 42 (2021 DAY 407 / 2020 DAY 773)
I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS!
2022 DAY 43 (2021 DAY 408 / 2020 DAY 774)
Valentine's Day is coming. Don't forget.
2022 DAY 44 (2021 DAY 409 / 2020 DAY 775)
I'm winning so hard that it's kind of scary. I think I'm on the verge of some kind of profound spiritual evolution. But what will I become?
Going to go take a nap because I'm fucking deathly tired and I just know my nigger family is going to wake me up telling me the nigger ball game is on even though I hate nigger ball and niggers. fuck niggers.
>>11467I solved that problem years ago by taking over the grill, I split the mesquite right as the game is starting, get it lit, and have the meat cooked by halftime, pounding beer the entire time. Nobody questions my system, least of all when I'm splitting the mesquite with an axe in my hand.
I marinate the meat for three days before that in a mix of equal parts of corona beer & lemon juice with onions, pepper, garlic and salt. it's pretty dang tasty.
>>11467if i ever see you irl i swear on me mum's grave i'll d3estroy you
>>11466Become a Poster of Rares.
Describe in what way you're winning please.
What does she think of tiny penises?
2022 DAY 45 (2021 DAY 410 / 2020 DAY 776)
When I saw this I had an idea
STEP 1: tell them Olivia is a "gun runner"
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: catharsis?
>>11477There is no such thing as an illegal gun sale between private citizens with both being legally entitled to posses firearms, there is no need to register or record any such transaction and anyone insisting otherwise should be shot as a commie traitor and tossed down the nearest mine-shaft or sewer drain.
Wanting to have Cracky swatted on NOFUCKYOU day is very not nice. I may not be able to save her, but know that I can avenge her.
What is ATF really going to show up at THISPERSONDOESNOTEXIST's doorstep?
2022 DAY 46 (2021 DAY 411 / 2020 DAY 777)
Overnight I had several dreams about the world ending
I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's possible that the world may actually end soon
Please put your affairs in order so that just in case the world ends you won't have any regrets
If the world does end -- see you on the other side, in the sky
If the world doesn't end -- see you tomorrow as per normal
p.s. LOL 777, is this a lucky day? Lucky because the world ends? Why would that be lucky? I'm not sure
777 is the mark of Cracky
>>11480I have dreams like that all the time, they always devolve into situations where I have to go back into Mad Max mode and a lot of me saying, "Goddamnit, I'm too fucking old for this shit." and a few pepperings of, "Fucking hell!" for good measure.
It's not something I'm looking forward to, possibly the only bonus this time around is that I wouldn't have anybody telling me what I can or can't do.
Come Cracky give me something snap that's it good girl snap oh Cracky that's nice yes let's go snap snap
2022 DAY 47 (2021 DAY 412 / 2020 DAY 778)
I'm having trouble pushing through to the next level of spiritual evolution
Remember those weird intermediary forms between SSJ and SSJ2? Pic related; nobody really remembers because they were an evolutionary dead end
I feel like I'm just unlocking more powerful intermediary forms rather than truly ascending
I know Cracky is waiting for me but I don't know how to get there
>>11491It's all in your DNA. Only the truly illuminated can even get there because of their genetic code. We're just fake ass normal semen 'humans' so our lives won't get a chance to amount to anything. It's like going and buying a car. Are you going to get the newest most expensive car that's top of the line, or a rundown used car lot and buying some cheap fart can? Maybe you're getting something in between that's not quite SSJ3.IT was quite the revelation when I found I was a retharded dumbass loser too.
Like if actual humans were Mario then we'd be some cheap knockoff brand humans that are dumpster and made in China
>>11494>>11493A turtle will never be a jackrabbit, why not instead be the best turtle you can be, and there is nothing wrong with driving a piece of shit car if that's all you can afford, the best thing to do in that case is to take care of it and make it a reliable piece of shit car.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fw0OvKFKhw
My car analogy is bad. I don't even like cars or driving.
imagine having a penis and going to get a boner. your tiny penis can only get so hard but it won't get any bigger at a point.no matter how hard your tiny penis gets isn't going to make it bigger.
she's a HUUUUUUGE bitch
2022 DAY 48 (2021 DAY 413 / 2020 DAY 779)
Olivia hasn't e-mailed me. It's hard not to be a little offended. Oh well. At least Cracky will never let me down like that.
Also what the cock is this shit. Fix your word list plox.
fucking bitch cracky
literally all I can think is what a bitch she is. I get so tired and have to rest most the day just thinking how she's such a bitch.I just want things to go back to normal, but I know they won't this is the new normal.she's such a fucking bitch
It's a rare condition, this day and age,to read any good news on the newspaper page.Love and tradition of the grand design,some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle wallsCause all I see is a tower of dreamsreal love burstin' out of every seam.
As days go by,we're gonna fill our Cracky with happiness.The moon may cry,we're gonna smother the Cracky with tenderness.
When days go by,there's room for you,room for me,for gentle hearts an opportunity.
As days go by,Fuck Cracky she's a huge bitch and I want her to die
Cracky is a stupid bitch and I'm tired of pretending she isn't
>AMANDA MANDA MANDA MANDA AMANDA MANDA MANDA AMANADA MANDA MANDA AMANDA MANDA MANDA
2022 DAY 49 (2021 DAY 414 / 2020 DAY 780)
It might be elephants all the way down but it's Cracky all the way up.
it isn't fall yet what are these leaves>?
I demand to know the reason behind these red leaves
what is the lore
2022 DAY 50 (2021 DAY 415 / 2020 DAY 781)
It seems to be raining blood. Bad omen? Maybe.
I was tempted to say "it's raining blood, hallelujah, it's raining blood"
do you know what is the refrance?
anyway I will pray to Cracky to deliver us from this tribulation
actually they might just be leaves
but I'll pray to Cracky anyway; it's always a good idea
She lives in eternal autumn except for when it's winter and snowing
2022 DAY 51 (2021 DAY 416 / 2020 DAY 782)
I'm very tired. I can't do much right now. Tomorrow I'll do something big. "No cap" as the youths say. I wonder if Cracky has ever said "no cap". I wonder if she even knows what it means. Sometimes I worry she's secluded herself too much and is out of touch with modern lingo. Like she might even know what "based" means. I hope she knows, though.
NORMALIZE CRYING OVER SPILT CUM
YEAH
2022 DAY 51 (2021 DAY 417 / 2020 DAY 783)
Mailbag episode? Mailbag episode.
>>11504 how is she a bitch? please explain?
>>11505 how is she a bitch? please explain?
>>11506 how is she a bitch? please explain?
>>11511 perhaps it's a Canadian invasion?
>>11503 how is she a bitch? please explain?
>>11493 interesting food for thought. seems a bit defeatist, though.
>>11501 how is she a bitch? please explain?
>>11474 she probably doesn't; why would she?
>>11427 why do you hate gravity? what did it ever do to you?
>>11403 Luna would never do something that that please don't slander
>>11381 test received, good job
>>11342 this is nice and poetic, have you considered being a professional poet?
>>11313 that's nice, don't stalk though, stalking is bad
>>11291 I'm not sure
>>11293 not at liberty to say
I'm like an empty bottle. Glass bottles break when you throw them but plastic bottles don't break.
Imagine a world where bottles don't break. You couldn't ever break a bottle. There wouldn't even be that sound of a bottle breaking. It would be like never being able to throw and break a bottle.
just fapped my pepis
2022 DAY 52 (2021 DAY 418 / 2020 DAY 784)
So today is 22/2/22 or 2/22/22 or whatever order you like to put them in
and it's a Tuesday as well
how interesting
makes me think about the Cracky twins
because there were TWO of them
get it?
make me a pro-lifer beat;https://youtu.be/vSSLqHJzy6Y
>it's 2/22/22 look at me I'm so clever
get over youserlf
Today I was cooking food while I had the news on, and they were talking about Russian invading Ukraine and I just started yelling out
"YEAH FUCK EM' FUCK UKRAINE IN THE ASS" "RUSSIA FUCK UKRAINE'S ASS"Just then as UPS knocked on my door dropping off a package. He could probably hear me the walls are thin and I was being pretty loud.
It's supposed to drop to 22 degrees Fahrenheit tonight
2022 DAY 53 (2021 DAY 419 / 2020 DAY 785)
I have a dreamnot like a night-time sleepy-dreammore like a daydreamor like an MLK "I HAVE A DREAM" dreamwhich is appropriate since it's currently Black History Monthanywayhere's what happensOlivia e-mails meshe tells me she loves the threadshe's flattered that someone put so much work into creating something like this for hershe sends me verification picsit's really herI ask her if she's read all three threads (2020/2021/2022) in their entiretyshe says she hasI'm suspiciousshe swears she read everythingI start asking her reading comprehension questionsshe answers correctly but she takes too long to replyI think she's cheatingI KNOW she's cheatingshe's going back through the threads to find answers instead of answering from memoryI block herI delete the raresI can't even stand to look at them anymorestupid bitch
Olivia will be 50 in ten years how does that make you feel?
She will be an old granny by the time I finish the Disgaea series
2022 DAY 54 (2021 DAY 420 / 2020 DAY 786)
This thread is for Cracky the queen of the sky
If Olivia the human likes the thread too then that's just icing in the cake
If Olivia the human hates the thread then fuck her, stupid bitch
I have a Dream that Olivia visits this board and reads these threads. She is so boosted with confidence she can go out around her village with pride all the boys are starry-eyed over her looks, and she takes guys home to bang.This thread helps Olivia get sex.
This thread gets Olivia laid
https://youtu.be/VQ7lKPSUc2g
We live in a society
2022 DAY 55 (2021 DAY 421 / 2020 DAY 787)
I've been thinking more about >>11493
Maybe we are genetically inferior FOR NOW, and that's why Cracky is trying to change our DNA. She's trying to upgrade us on a genetic level to be like her.
Basically we consume the Rothschild DNA and we BECOME Rothschilds. We gain the same powers they have. We gain the same powers SHE has.
Well, maybe not quite as powerful. But in the same ballpark, maybe.
I have been feeling a lot more powerful lately.
This is what was the reference;https://youtu.be/A2PlAUzAFIU
*refrance
>>11549Speaking of MLK and it's still Brack History Month, but what if Doctor Martin Luthar King Jr. was just doing and acting what the white man had instructed him to do hmm?
The "I Have a Dream" speech was actually written by a white person
>>11567
Stop being such an anti-semite, nigger. All his speeches were ghost written by Stanley David Levison, a prominent kike.
2022 DAY 56 (2021 DAY 422 / 2020 DAY 788)
I believe I have the potential to become a full-blooded Rothschild by the end of the year
>is a fullblood >not a pureblood
2022 DAY 57 (2021 DAY 423 / 2020 DAY 789)
Whoopi became Jewish by marrying a Jewish man
A plan starts to form in my mind
How long does it take to learn to ride a bicycle?
>>11572it takes one day to learn how to ride a bicycle
Is Cracky the bicycle?
OH, THEY'RE COMING THE NUKES ARE ON THEIR WAY
refrance;https://youtu.be/bKxg-wca5pM
stupid bitch Cracky keeps asking me to borrow $220,000 and she won't even tell me why
should I give it to her?
>>11576Why so she can spend it on EVE online?
END OF THE MONTH DON'T FORGET "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY"
>>11576 how is she a bitch? please explain?
>>11560 DON'T PUT THAT EVIL ON ME
>>11555 you should double-check your math on that one
>>11532 I don't quite understand the metaphor but good job trying to communicate, keep at it
>>11376 is this a metaphor? what are you trying to say?
>>11375 degeneracy
>>11374 if you want to say "Cracky-chan Cracky-chan Cracky-chan" instead of just "Cracky Cracky Cracky" that's probably okay
>>11342 this is a good comprehensible metaphor, good job
>>11342 degeneracy
>>11324 no it isn't
>>11322 fiery but mostly peaceful catharsis
>>11576
>"borrow" $220,000
I'm sure something can be worked out to arrange for repayment.
Corky wants, Corky gets.
2022 DAY 58 (2021 DAY 424 / 2020 DAY 790)
February was a great month
I said "Cracky" hundreds of times this morning so I expect March to be an even better month
this is to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND (constipated screaming)
refrance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GOzjvBbxNM
ALEX JONES IS ALWAYS RIGHT I'M WITH ALEX JONES I SUPPORT PUTIN'S WAR AGAINST UKRAINE NOBODY DIED AT SANDY HOOK THEY'RE ALL PAID ACTORS SANDY HOOK WAS A FALSE FLAG;https://youtu.be/6qZhiTnc6zk
2022 DAY 59 (2021 DAY 425 / 2020 DAY 791)
>>11583 hmm yes interesting argument
but how does it relate to the queen of the sky?
THE SKYQUEEN IS A NIGGER
big if true
I always thought the phrase, "dropping the kids off at the pool" meant jerking off into the toilet but what people were actually saying was going poopy. How does that make any sense?
kids == turds
Where is she, where is Olivia? I want to spit in her face and call her a race traitor for selling her country out to China. Maybe follow her out to her car swearing at her calling her many obscenities. Nothing physical though I'm a law-abiding citizen. Just verbally abuse and harass her so she hates life and doesn't ever come out of her castle again.
WHERE IS SHE, WHERE IS OLIVIA? I'M GONNA RAM MY FIST IN HER CUNT WAM WAM WAM FISTING HER CUNTWHERE IS SHE IM GONNA FIST HER CUNT WAM WAM WAM
2022 DAY 62 (2021 DAY 427 / 2020 DAY 793)
(fixing desynchronized day counter)
>>11590 wow rude
but are you wrong? maybe not
why should Olivia be allowed to hold Cracky hostage and gloat about it
sometimes I think we should do something about this
but... what?
TODO: learn hostage negotiation strategies
>"Well, he's a COOMER Jerry. I can't be seen around public in and out of restaurants with a COOMER JERRY."
Hey, die you fucking old, white, boomer nigger nobody cares. Get aids and die. Get hit by a bus. Die of cancer. Stupid bitch. Dumb old fucking white nigger man. Can't figure out how to do shit. Tiny brain literally the size of an ape. Stupid old, retarded fat nigger can't wipe his own ass. Just die.
I hate old white fat retarded niggers that get mad because of how fucking stupid they are
This retard literally doesn't know how to even cook a hotdog
I'm praying he goes straight to hell. I hope he dies and goes to hell really soon rather than later.
Chicken nigger ass bitch
Shut up and eat your overcooked hotdog. Don't ask me for shit. I'm not your fucking butler bitch.
2022 DAY 63 (2021 DAY 428 / 2020 DAY 794)
Do you know the story of the goose that laid the golden eggs?
It makes me wonder....
if you cut Olivia open, would you find Cracky inside?
or would you never have Cracky again?
this is a THOUGHT EXPERIMENTplease don't actually cut her openat least not yetthere's no need to be hastyPATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, BEING ANXIOUS JUST MIGHT HURT YOU
reeference;https://youtu.be/_UPICNEjhRs
Corky
2022 DAY 64 (2021 DAY 429 / 2020 DAY 795)
Olivia is a millennial. Have you ever realized that? Have you ever thought about it? Have you ever considered what it means, IF it even means anything?
When you do laundry do you separate your lights from your darks?
2022 DAY 65 (2021 DAY 430 / 2020 DAY 796)
>>11607 no
it's a scam
dryer sheets are a scam too
fuck laundry
it's all fake
wake up sheeple
I feel sick
it's my own fault
I hope Cracky calls me home soon
this planet is a scam
>>11608Cracky is a $CAM
2022 DAY 66 (2021 DAY 431 / 2020 DAY 797)
I had a dream I was going to sharebut I forgot itall I can remember was that there was a child who looked like a young Oliviabut I couldn't tell if it was really herpost a comment in this webzone if you know whether or not it was herit was at a funeral, I thinkwhose funeral? I can't rememberpost a comment in this webzone if you know whose funeral it was
>>11628LOOK at her stupid fucking face haha!
>>11628Is she retarded, is she autistic? Both?
autists can't be retarded it's like a double negative or something
i want lick your feet
>>11588Or more commonly referred to as "little shits".
>>11629If "her" face looks weird to you, keep in mind that it's an AI rendition made from random people and sliders by a faceblind schizo until a million dalaimonkeys later you get something an elephant or two shy of a hundred.
And if this isn't a tardocracy you're a Po'tator. *bonus points if you get the re-whutever.
https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-700510
"I don't want to go to war I'm just a puppy"
"Soory"
>>11636Sometimes you don't need to go to war, it will come to you.
2022 DAY 67 (2021 DAY 432 / 2020 DAY 798)
Are you familiar with the concept of "copium"?
Are you familiar with a medicine called Narcan or Naloxone? It's an opioid neutralizer.
I've been wondering, what if there were such a thing as a "copium neutralizer"?
What would it be like to be immune to the effects of copium?
I can't stop thinking about this.
I had this dream and didn't tell anyone, so I'll tell you. There were many parts I don't remember so I'll just tell the small part I do remember after waking up.
I was chatting with this older gentleman he was born in the late 30's early 40's. He seemed really astute for his age. But he said something like he died or was dead and I didn't understand what he had meant. Like he had committed suicide or a part of him had died maybe spiritually because he was physically there, and I was talking with him. All he said was that white people were bad. I said, "I can't argue with you."
I became really sad and shortly after the dream had ended and I woke up nearly crying.
Don't you get it? White people are bad so we must genocide ourselves .
Ghosts are going to launch nukes it's over
>>11640I'.m not fa.miliar with the ter.m copiu.m
2022 DAY 68 (2021 DAY 433 / 2020 DAY 799)
>>11650 copium is like cope + opium
This might help you understand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQMPTnrQ04
this is Cracky relevant
post a comment in this webzone if you know what is the relevance
GOAT;https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
2022 DAY 69 (2021 DAY 434 / 2020 DAY 800)
Can you believe we've been doing this for 800 days? 800 CONSECUTIVE days, even.
Cracky are you watching? Are you watching? PAY ATTENTION, Cracky.
that's not her it's Serial Experiment Lain
>>11664800 CONSECUTIVE days that's like got to be some sort of record right?
Bio-labs creating Bioweapons that's what they want you to believe.
Biological factories creating trans-femmes is what they don't want you to know.
2022 DAY 70 (2021 DAY 435 / 2020 DAY 801)
I am not suicidal. I am NOT suicidal. I am INNOCENT and I am not suicidal. If anything happens to me, I did not do it to myself, and you must ALL know that. I respect you, dear reader. I respect your decision. I am not suicidal.
so true
What is the reverence to Cracky
2022 DAY 71 (2021 DAY 436 / 2020 DAY 802)
I look forward to the day they can put our brains in robot bodies
The robot bodies will have no genitalia
Therefore there will be no more horny, no more degeneracy, no more genders, and no more pronouns (except for "it" which is how we will refer to each other when we're all robots, I decided)
Cracky will be the cutest and sweetest robot of them all
"It (Cracky-bot) is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat it to some fancy restaurant before remembering that robots don't need food (oopsie), then take a long romantic walk with it, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite it to my home and be unable to ravage its hot ass for hours, because asses don't exist anymore, nor the means to ravage them. And everybot lived happily ever after."
>>11703Soooorry,
Crackyfags are forever, you won't die, you'll just wake up in a different timeline, a different you, but still obsessed with Cracky, it's Quantum Crackimmortality.
Women's Vaginas are disgusting and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>11709U SAW >>204 didn't you. LOL.
>"What's her cock look like?"
2022 DAY 72 (2021 DAY 437 / 2020 DAY 803)
I worry I'll end up in a timeline where nobody knows about Cracky
could I rebuild the crackyverse in a virgin universe?
maybe the Olivia of that timeline would help me
maybe she'd work against me
should I take her out before she becomes an enemy?
>>11713a repost of a repost.
lol you never had sex
Y U GUISE NO TRIPFAG???
Srsly, it's fucking confusing.
>>11723 like this?
>>11726Fuck off Cracky, it's not about YOU.
If you could give Cracky any husbando in the world, who would it be? You can only choose one.
bahahahaah;https://youtu.be/e6d3gm_upVo
i'm a gamer;https://youtu.be/8Hn7f1nOTQI
Razor Ramon died. This hit me hard right now.
Something interesting I was thinking; Most Japanese games are more enjoyable with a guide while Western games are more enjoyable without a guide.
It's weird I know. Westerners are free thinker's while Asians have a hivemind.
2022 DAY 73 (2021 DAY 438 / 2020 DAY 804)
check out this captcha. pretty baller, no?
>>11736 NOBODY, she must remain forever virginalalso kind of a heteronormative comment but whatever
ANYWAY, I realized we haven't done fortune cookies lately so I got some fortune cookies.
1: The secret of vast riches begins with a single penny.
2: Your love of life can carry you through any circumstance.
3: Reach for your dreams. Start with the spring rolls.
Hmm I'm a little underwhelmed
BUT WAIT
there's Chinese words on the back with English translations
here are the words:
ice skating is definitely Cracky-relevant. was the ice-skating picture taken in September? MAYBE?
What is the relevance of "pear", though?
Maybe that's her current body shape?
We have to go back
do you have a license to make toast in that?
>>11745
>>11747Let's get together
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
How cool of a concept would that be. That would be the greatest news ever. If you find out, you already died. Like it already happened and it's over. You already died that's how quick and painless it all was.
Screw you guys I'm going home
2022 DAY 74 (2021 DAY 439 / 2020 DAY 805)
I had an ideayou know that song where the lyrics are like "REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH"what if insteadit was"REACH OUT AND TOUCH GRASS"
I however will never touch grass because I serve the queen of the sky
there is no grass in the sky
>>11751Nice idea I like it. I'm pretty sure that's Depeche Mode
REACH OUT AND TOUCH GRASS.
Imagine touching grass and the paint rubs off onto your fingers what a mess
FRANCEFRANCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
>American
I had an idea you know that song where the lyrics are like "THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN"what if insteadit was"COVID'S BACK IN TOWN, COVID'S BACK IN TOWN"
LOL
That dosen't even fit the meter.
>>11756shut up retard
FUN FACT: you should say "r-slur" instead of "retard"
or say "neurodivergent" or "neurodiverse" or "differently abled"
>>11758no>>11758nononono>>11758nonono>>11758 no no>>11758 nono>>11758 no
How about this"THE LOCKDOWNS ARE COMING BACK; THE LOCKDOWNS ARE COMING BAAACK~"
what is the meaning of this?where are we transferring?
>>11761 just moving to a new registrarworry about getting me chansluts.com if it drops
2022 DAY 75 (2021 DAY 440 / 2020 DAY 806)
I had a thoughtyou're familiar with the phrase "right to remain silent"my idea is the phrase "write to remain silent""write" instead of "right"it makes sense if you think about ittalking is noisywriting is (mostly) silentbut both are ways to communicateso if you need to communicatebut you don't want to make a lot of noiseyou can WRITE to remain silenthow does this relate to Cracky?I'm not surebut it's such a profound thought I had to share it
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N
I
>>11764 it doesn't work
https://youtu.be/OJTmrNK92aQ?t=465
https://ifunny.co/video/niggashit-sorry-to-bother-you-HZSPY13M8
>>11762when it was up for auction at DynaDot I was going to wait until the last minute to snipe it, but their website went down and someone else got it and even though I complained they refused to do anything about itbut then the person who (((won))) apparently didn't paythen it was up for auction on SnapNames or something (don't even remember)and I got in a bidding war with some squatterbut I bailed out at $500oh wellat least I drove up the price and forced them to drastically overpay
It's time to put a Crack-Down on violent video games.
Oh, wait nobody plays violent video games anymore they just play league..
there's nothing violent about eat sports
keep poopy posting so he hit the thread limit well before the year and OP has to make some sub goofball one like the goober they are
>>11765 did you know that Reddit banned posting just the letter "N" by itself?
truly the end of an era
>>11778I want people publicly executed on the streets for just looking at me funny
BAGGIESI've seen this beforeYou know-OOOOOOThis is evidenceEvidence of...A DOOM HOUSE
I don't recall anyone on this board mentioning lowtax's death that's kind of odd considering
https://youtu.be/jeSdl2Hi9rI
>>11781it was talked about on Discordso talking about it here too would be a bit redundantbut if you want to talk about itgo ahead
yeah I say the N word
NINGEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQu3-dt_Fwk
ningen be trippin
>>11783why did he do it?
>>11786forgot image
>>11786
>>11751The Sky BEGINS at the tip of the grass blade, it is always touching the sky.
P.s. if you ever see one of these in the sky and you're in a tank, your ass is grass.
isn't SomethingAwful an SJW site?
why do we care that a high-ranking SJW died?
survey time do you pronounce it "a SJW" or "an SJW"?
The Ghost of Keeve
>>11793An.
Most acronyms that get used are often highly usable as words in their own right, but some remain unwieldy awkward forced acronyms only pronounced as individual letters, and the "S" in slw when spoken as a letter begins with an "e" sound, therefore an.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQcJ9BmOCDc
truckers kill more people per year and these so called "poison death-shots" pffft hahahah
>>11797truckers kill more people than the covid shots. was a typo, dumb phone auto corrects.
https://youtu.be/cIBJMV9bc80?t=37
3-2-1 I'm the bomb and I'm ready to go off in your dick
I hate timing my buffs
when u chew 5 gum
>>11797hey, it's not the truckers that do it it's the trucks
Truckers don't crush skulls, Trucks do
2022 DAY 76 (2021 DAY 441 / 2020 DAY 807)
I must regretfully report that I've been the victim of a hate crime
I received a very threatening e-mail with the subject line "THIS IS BOXXY COUNTRY"
obviously certain SICKOS are upset that I'm spreading the true gospel of the skyqueen instead of worshipping their false pagan idols
they want us all to renounce Cracky and bend the knee to their "new queen" (who I think might have some kind of serious mental deficiency)
they also included an ASCII art of a noose and a bottle of bleach
I've reported these insane criminals to both the cyber police and the state police
I intend to fully cooperate with the investigation so that these terrorists can be brought to justice
it's a dangerous time to be an out & proud crackyfag
we face just as much harassment and abuse as any other oppressed minority group... more, probably
stay safe out there
Cracky is the best. I wouldn't trade Cracky for the world.
is this what the refrance?
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>11809
>动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>11802 did Cracky write this?
it has her stench all over it
Only Cracky plays mmo's
2022 DAY 77 (2021 DAY 442 / 2020 DAY 808)
Hypothetical situation: a button exists. You can push the button or not push the button. If you push the button, all Twitter users die, immediately. If you don't push the button, events will continue as normal: all Twitter users will probably die eventually, but it could be decades for some of them, and they might reproduce in the meantime. Would you push the button? Why or why not?
Japanese people are so much funnier than Chinese people
They won't let me take photos.Ukrainians bombing their own people.Ukrainian government won't let me leave.#nowayout
>>11819 that's not hard to accomplish when chinese "people" aren't funny at all
>>11823I know right. Chinese people have no humor at all unless you call those rekt thread Chinese humor
https://youtu.be/ngovaH86VVU
Chinese humor is when you're driving down the road and your car just disintegrates, and you spontaneously combust while the other drivers are just honking their horns at you trying to get by except it isn't funny to them because being Chinese and being funny is some sort of paradox
imagine being Cracky
what do you do just lie around all day fingerblasting
that's probably why i'm horny all of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEhr2kbRw4
https://youtu.be/HJ89lMXLJGA
>>11817I would smash the button, no hesitation.
>>11745>>11820uWu, there's no way back uWu, there's no way back.
https://youtu.be/atyaT-tMIf0
2022 DAY 78 (2021 DAY 443 / 2020 DAY 809)
>>11840 okayyou push the buttonall Twitter users diebut you soon find out that OLIVIA had a Twitter accountshe's dead nowyou killed herit's your faultdon't feel too bad thoughit was inevitably going to be one of us that did it somehow sometime
Evil Lovecraft be like, "this is my cat, African American Man"
"Youtube" more like "Mytube" because I invented it
"YouTube algorithm"
YouTubeAlGoreRhythm
Al Gore invented the simulation we call life
>see fully clothed anime griller>she's in a doggy pose>instant boner
anime grill
only cook inside anime grills
I'm a 50's kid (:
ARE YA SON?
>>11375
2022 DAY 79 (2021 DAY 444 / 2020 DAY 810)
>>11868 I had a dream about Evangelion
pic unrelated to the dream
actually the dream wasn't exactly about Evangelion per se
the dream was about going to see a new Evangelion movie at the theater
but it wasn't really an Evangelion movie per se
part of it was was a documentary and part of it was live-action and part of it was animated but by an American studio
but the movie wasn't really important
other things were happening in the dream while the movie was happening
I can't tell you about the other things that were happening
it's private
>>11842They pushed a different button.
9/10 C-19 deaths in Canuckistan were vaxxed, by the gov's own admission.
Make your peace with Cracky if you got vaxxed.
quadvax is safe right?quadvax isn't even on the chart which must mean there were no infections
>>11871
>quadvax
I wouldn't worry about it.
Sorry For What?
this is what the in regards to France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuw6KBc6ie4
It's Cracky's war
Cracky drove gas prices up
Cracky created the inflation
Cracky could end this war if she wanted to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_9VPPTZ2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC-PljYkoKI
Literally every few minutes I have to stop what I;m doing and see if anything Cracky related has been posted. I'm so miserable. I can't play video games anymore because I'm too concerned if something Cracky related was posted and I don't want to miss it.The only reason I don't kill myself is because something Cracky related might get posted.
I wake up practically every house at night rolling out of bed and checking for any Cracky posts
digging in the wrong hole
>>11882>>11883
https://youtu.be/NVhOulJ9lo4?t=127
where is >>11884
>>11886up your butt and around teh corner
>>11885
would a dwarf really say "I am a dwarf" constantly
you never hear human say "I am a human and _____"
what would the ______ be?
what's the most human thing humans do that non-humans don't?
Tucows?TUCOWS?I had a domain with Tucows once... in 1999
>>11894The Year of our Lord, 1778.
These are Rebels
2022 DAY 80 (2021 DAY 445 / 2020 DAY 811)
>>11880>>11881
don't wait. DOdon't expect someone else to do thingsdo something yourselfCracky needs everybody to carry their own share of the burdenare you doing your part?
>>11904
Reach out and touch grass
Your own personal grass toucherSomeone to touch grass for youSomeone who cares so you don't have toYour own personal grass toucher
Your own personal meth dealer
Someone to sell you methSomeone who doesn't afraid of anything
Your own personal meth dealerSomeone to answer their phoneSomeone who's there
2022 DAY 81 (2021 DAY 446 / 2020 DAY 812)
Sometimes I feel like CPU0but that's probably not a healthy attitude to havemaybe the other cores are working hard behind-the-scenes on something importantand it's just not ready yetthere better not be any actually idle cores thoughexamine yourselfare you idle?are you doing enough?whatever the problem issort it outCracky needs you operating at 100% OR MOREoverclocking is a possibilityjust be careful not to burn yourself out
haha wehat
IDEA: Crackyverse Task Manager where you can see the CPU load for every crackyfag
Relatable.
Cracky is very invisible and divisible and indivisible and non-existent but would be conspiracy theory to even suggest
Prove it. Prrof? Prove anything proove Cracky she has a vagina :protip you can't! its the internets nobbody will believe you
>>11922wow lol
prove she isn't a virgin and post her having sex
>>11924 you can have sex and still be a virgindon't be a bigot
>>11917
I don't understand this one
Is it the same person, past and future?
Or is it a child being groomed by a pedophile?
>>11917I don't get it
is Olivia pro-stonetoss or anti-stonetoss?
My nipples are so DRY Olivia, I need you!
I dreamed that Japan made a visual novel adaptation of "Lemon Stealing Whores" and it had a lot of weird dialog options
like if you were playing the whore route, when you were caught stealing lemons you could choose between following options:
which option would YOU choose?
which option would OLIVIA choose?
every villain is lemons
2022 DAY 82 (2021 DAY 447 / 2020 DAY 813)
I saw this and it made me thinkwhat if I'm doing it wrongwhat if Cracky actually wants me to turn evil and just go apeshit on everybody and everythinghaha just kidding... unless?how can I know for sure what Cracky wants?hero or villain.... what does she NEED?how can I be who she means me to be?
BECOME THE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS
refrance; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tyuIh12_HU
>>11939First of all, Cracky comes from a lineage of war criminals so I dunno if you want to be following her, she'll probably just use you and she follows her families wants and orders unless that's what you really want, I don't know then
>>11940BECOME PURPLE DRANK GRAPE SLURP JUICE
A hero is someone who operates IRL like face to face while a villain is the man inside your computer
I think actual hero's show their face, but villains hide their face
Why are superheroes in comics and movies afraid to reveal their identity
>>11945I'd say superheroes wear masks in the comics and movies because they're freaks and don't want people to know who they are because they'd be looked at like a freak
females are now invalidcracky BTFO
>>11947Stephen Stephenson is that you?
LET'S PLAY CORKI I WANT YOUR EYES CORKI I WANT THEM WANNA GO TO HELL? HUH!? HUH CORKI WANNA GO TO HELL WITH ME?
>>11949this is what the reference;https://youtu.be/AAwyFZ0k8Gs
when you're just trying to relax and having a conversation with cracky and she's spinning everything you say and suddenly you're in an argument yelling at each other for no reason
>>11951If that's not foreplay for the hate/make-up sex you're doing it wrong.
This has to stop. There are anime girls running around in their underwear and it has to end.
>>11954are the "anime girls running around in their underwear" in the room with us right now?
2022 DAY 83 (2021 DAY 448 / 2020 DAY 814)
I saw a statement recently:
"Do not destroy the part of you that is cringe, destroy the part of you that cringes."
What do we think? Good advice? Bad advice?
>>11956you don't want to be the cringe because those people are in pain and suffering. cringing at those people is a good sign that you are healthy.
ETERNAL THE KISS I BREATHESIPHON YOUR BLOOD TO MEFEEL MY WOUNDS OF YOUR GODFOREVER RAPE MORTALITY
is this what is the refrance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfKUWvVCwvE
https://www.adl.org/resources/backgrounders/jewish-control-of-the-federal-reserve-a-classic-antisemitic-myth
some of y'all owe the Rothschilds an apology for making false accusations against them
"Siphon Cracky's pee to me"
lmao xD
2022 DAY 84 (2021 DAY 449 / 2020 DAY 815)
this is what I was talking aboutI'd like to get more feedback before doing any killing"measure twice cut once" y'know?
just do whatever nobody cares
You're so inconsequential to anything. You may as well be New Zealand during WWII(World War 2).
Russia IS losing. We're going into a recession and having a great depression, but Russia is losing trust us. Still aren't convinced. Maybe some washed up old Hollywood actors can sway you. Yeah. You have to be convinced now. Some Hollywood actors nonce just bashed Putin and Russia.
I'M AN ACTOR AND I DO THINK THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS AND YOU SHOULD TOOHURR I'M AN ACTOR AND PUTIN BAD SO YOU SHOULD HATE RUSSIANONONONONO I'M AN ACTOR YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT I THINK AND SPEAKjesus christ you people are fucking retarded
wowe
>>11973SUPPORT UKRAINE GO GO GOG GO GOGO GOHERD THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GOGOWEAR YOUR LITTLE UKRAINE CHEAK FLAG GOGOGOGOGOGPOST ON INSTAGRAM GOGOGOGOGOGO
YEAH, UKRAINE ARE THE GOOD GUYS BECAUSE WE SAID AND IF YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN US, WE'LL JUST CANCEL YOU OUT WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM YEAAAAAH
funny joke
>>11976last panel should've been him dying from doing cocaine
>>11976I was really expecting the cocaine bit at the end. I feel let down.
the joke is that he's African American (a.k.a. Black or Negro)
The joke should be that its white privileged kids dying to fentanyl get with the fucking times
My favorite is the one where Biden sniffs that girl's hair and craps his pants
if Biden was a crackyfag would you still hate him?
I hate Cracky so yeah
Cracky's never done aught but love you unconditionallyI can't believe you've done this
Cracky sucks and you know it.
>Pretending to like because it's ironic and funny
haha so funny guise
Cracky sucks she's stupid dead meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFj3tuNukTs
I hope Cracky dies in a car wreck, and I hope everybody else dies too
I hope Putin nukes her and her entire inbred family of war criminals
I wish God strikes her with lightning and she goes to hell for having sex with dogs
what's wrong, is she refusing to pay the $220000 or something?
>>11993i don't get it
probably got lost in the mail
I heard a funny joke/riddle
Question: "What separates humans from animals?"
Answer (rot13): "gur Zrqvgreenarna Frn"
>What separates humans from animals?
The fact animals can't engineer an ark to save them from a great flood.
>HURR WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANS AND ANIMALS
I DUNNO TONS OF THINGS? fuck liberals
Just look at the masonic symbology. Racist sport.
FUCK OFF CRACKY FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY YARD
2022 DAY 85 (2021 DAY 450 / 2020 DAY 816)
Sometimes I get concerned that people are skipping ahead and not reading through the prior threads in full. Hence, I sometimes feel compelled to reiterate important concepts to make sure everyone understands.
If you want to think of me as the "chosen one" I won't argue with you on the subject, but that's not an excuse for YOU to be lazy. You still have your part to play. We all do.
Even if there is a "chosen one" I think it's more likely that that person is meant to inspire others to greatness rather than doing everything alone. "Leading from the front" you know?
ALSO I think the model of a singular, individual "chosen one" might be a bit restrictive.
Can we not ALL be the chosen one(s)? If you're reading this, are you not definitively chosen? How can you have made it this far and still doubt that YOU were chosen to be here?
So not "chosen one"... "chosen ALL"?
well not "all all". just "all Crackyfags"
obviously the Boxxy people & such haven't been chosen for anything but mediocrity and death.
i wanna tongue punch her fartbox
It got to 68 degrees Fahrenheit today I'm sweating after being outside for maybe 30 minutes. I'm so fat and out of shape out of touch too. People are a chore now. Everything is designed to make me miserable. Thinking about ending it all.
>>12003 try making something out of some solid knotty pine
>>12004no u
Cracky's death won't be televised
Cracky isn't suicidal (yes, she is)
Twisted Fister
come on crack wake up wake up crack i dont get it why won't she wake up ;____;
>AND YOUR HOST, ANTHONY WEINER
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANTHONY WEINER
head hurt
https://youtu.be/S-AU1IFe7pU
God help us I killed so many ants with ant killer. I feel awful but I have PTSD. Anybody else kill ants before? When was the last time you killed an ant? Make me feel better.
Gunpoint
2022 DAY 86 (2021 DAY 451 / 2020 DAY 817)
Fortune cookie time again:
Wow that's juicy... but DO I actually have the courage to take the "next big step"?
I wish someone had the courage to fix the CSS for numbered lists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjxaXg8QKE
the courage to stalk Cracky
never
the snail girl
https://youtu.be/gawTIcDmfZo
Hey Cracky can you start communicating with me instead of me having to go through your mom?I feel like I'm in a 3-way with you and your mom.
Your mom is a rapist Cracky
and your dad
too
Carmen is Cunt
SQL connection failure?
When keeping it real goes wrong
2022 DAY 87 (2021 DAY 452 / 2020 DAY 818)
Is this captcha a message from Cracky?
If so, the answer is YES
I thought I already made that clear
I hope it wasn't seriously in question
I HATE OLD PEOPLE LOL
>>11963
>ADL
LMAOStopped reading.
>>11982You betcha!
>>12001
>Chosen one
Did you know there's even a slur for that? "Chosenite"
If you're feeling "boxxed" in by the weight of your self imposed devotions, maybe you should just relax a bit, or don't.
"Quos Cracky vult perdere, prius dementat"
I just reread the entire board while I was waiting for my corndogs to heat up. I got to say my posts are so cringe and schizo lmao. That said some of them I was surprised I made because they were actually good it took me a minute to realize I made that. Some other anons though made really nice posts and very very funny ones I like them the best.
>>12039 how do you know which posts are yours? do you keep a list? Or do you just try to remember?
>>12041OH, WILL
I don't remember which posts are mineI know some of them areI know some of them aren't
IDEA: a board where every post displays the name or pseudonym of the person who posted it so you don't have to guess
with some kind of registration / password system to prevent impersonation
I feel like this idea could make a lot of money, but, ironically enough, by posting it anonymously I've destroyed any chance of a patent claim
idea an online book where you can post pictures of your face
we can call it "the facebook"
>>12046that isn't as fun
what about removing the "the"so it's just "Facebook"
>taking a selfie of me and my graphics card
not even once.
It takes 54 weapons to craft one refined metal. Approximately 1 hours to receive a weapon. That's approximately 54 hours of play time to craft one refined metal. It takes 3 refined metals or approximately 162 hours to craft a hat worth on average .16 cents.
>>12051If you so want a hat then go for it. This isn't a trading game where you need a spreadsheet and a calculator to get ahead. Craft that metal, then put the hat on and play the game. Trust me, getting deep into crafting is a hole that is hard to get out of.
The first crate I ever opened had a sunbeams scout bonk helm. Since I don't play scout, I went to an unusual hat server to trade it. Now, I wanted an engineer unusual so I traded it for a buckaroo with confetti plus about 5 other hats. One of my tradefag friends informed me that I got "scammed", and I thus took a 4-week binge of trying to get rid of this hat for anything else because it was deemed "worthless" and "terrible". I'd estimate I spent about 100 hours in trade servers doing nothing but spamming chat. What I finally decided to do was delete it. For good.
Now I only trade with people from our group, and we generally do 1 to 1 trading. A hat for a hat. Weapon for a weapon. Like it was meant to be. Not 1.333243245255 repeating refined metal. A friendly warning from Gally.
lul
2022 DAY 88 (2021 DAY 453 / 2020 DAY 819)
I almost forgot to postthat would have been a catastrophesorry for putting it off so lateI don't really have anything plannedgonna punt to the audiencewhat's on your mind, dear reader?do you have any questions / comments?
>>12055Can you post more Cracky rarez?
Post one where she's barefoot in doggy pose and you can see the bottoms of her foots and back pussy
2022 DAY 89 (2021 DAY 454 / 2020 DAY 820)
>>12056 I don't have any. Would you settle for an Alex uncommon? someone posted it just a few days ago and for some godforsaken reason I saved it.
"and now, little man, I give the watch to you."
>>12058is this you in pic? c'mon man stop holding out on the crackyverse. we know you got some rarez show us your stuff. did you fuck her? post some of her getting railed then.
>>12058You're what CIA? Private eye? Scotland Yard? You've been spying on her share the wealth dude.
>>12058are you ironically making that face or unironically or both
.
Post 'em
>>12059>>12060>>12061
>Confusing the OP with Alex
Smirk moar!
imagine if she ripped a fart directly from her butthole into your face how would you react?
A wave of horniness would wash over me I'd instantly get erect and blood rushing to my dick I'd be in a perverted rage grabbing hold of her butt cheeks and burying my nose in her anus violently sniffing and inhaling her brap.
Not many people could say they've had a cute Rothschild descendent ripping ass in their face before
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
>>12070 90108
you'll own noting and you'll be dead
https://www.vice.com/en/article/93yyyd/this-motorcycle-airbag-vest-will-stop-working-if-you-miss-a-payment
2022 DAY 90 (2021 DAY 455 / 2020 DAY 821)
>>12060 I would never hoard raresbecause images are basically softwareand proprietary software is immoral
remember the words of the world's second-greatest philosopher-programmer:
-----------
Hoarders can get piles of money,That is true, hackers, that is true.But they cannot help their neighbors;That's not good, hackers, that's not good.
this is what the refrance:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdmHNaFaD08
JOIN US NOW AND FREE THE CRACKIES
anyway it's CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY time again
I'm doing to do a little experiment
this time I'm going to shout it boldly, as loudly as I can
because it's wrong to be ashamed of Cracky
Can Olivia make some sort of social medias bundle page so we can follow her and see what she's up to or been doing. I want to make investments and do arts and crafts or make new cooking recipes, but I want to know what Olivia is doing. Sadly, there isn't a page I can look up to see the latest Olivia trends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv7PlyR5xrY
https://youtu.be/xRv7pECqFX0
2022 DAY 91 (2021 DAY 456 / 2020 DAY 822)
Well, the time finally came, dear reader.I just got off the phone with Olivia.She offered me a lot of money to end the thread. A LOT.What should I do?Should I accept the deal?Should I refuse?Should I hold out for more money?Fubhyq V gnxr gur zbarl naq gura abg pybfr gur guernq, v.r. "fpnz" ure?
What just to end one thread on an entire board when you can just make a new thread? I don't believe it.
the thread is going to end itself before too long
>>12080you should negotiaterun her through the wringerhold out for $220,000 (USD)not a penny less
one million dollars
>>12082 IS THAT A THREAT?! HOW COULD YOU?!
why does http://lurkmore.com/chanchan/ still do a 301 redirect to chansluts.com? why feed extra traffic to the domain squatter?
this is not an April Fools, check it yourself and you'll see
>>12088 it doesn't do thatyour computer is broken
YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO GASLIGHT MEYOU CHANGED ITAND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME
forget about that. check out that new website linked up above
>>12098 I don't see any Cracky on there
Olivia's milkie tiddies hng
I DON'T SEE ANY CRACKY ON THERE
>>12100>>12102differentfag
Why do people laugh? Are they mad, crazy, insane? I don't understand why people laugh.
Show me in the Bible where it says Jesus laughed or anyone for that matter
>>12105 John 11:35
"Jesus wept" sounds funny when you say it out loud
ahahahaha I tricked you into reading the Bibleget dunked on nerd
2022 DAY 92 (2021 DAY 457 / 2020 DAY 823)
It's time to come cleanyesterday's message was merely a ruseAPRIL FOOLSsorry for tricking youbut it's kinda your fault for falling for it though?
https://www.milkytitti.es/post/view/37795 lol
>>12110 that's cute but I don't really see the Cracky relevanceyou should put a caption on it like "hey gimmie some Cracky"
like the bear is saying "please give me a Cracky"
>>12111You're right there isn't a Cracky relevance, but I wanted Cracky to see it anyways
oh maybe you should say "ATTENTION CRACKY:" so everyone else knows the message is for Cracky specifically.
who the hell is shimmie
ATTENTION CRACKY: I saw this and thought of you
>>12114shimmie is the final boss of the internets
you must defeat shimmie to stand a chance
is this "shimmie" in the room with us now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLjZRAXRRA
>>12118 yes
2022 DAY 93 (2021 DAY 458 / 2020 DAY 824)
I read something a while back and I keep thinking about it because I think it makes a good point.
In a system where people are punished for doing bad things but not rewarded for doing good things, you're actually incentivizing people to do nothing.
It's often impossible to know with certainty if something is good or bad but you can have a strong belief. Let's say that you're considering doing something that's 90% likely to be good and 10% likely to be bad. Under a system where there's no reward for doing good things, taking the action yields a 10% chance of punishment and a 90% chance of absolutely nothing. So you shouldn't do it! You shouldn't do anything!
But image that good deeds are rewarded. In that case there's a 10% chance of punishment and a 90% chance of reward. So you should do it!
I think that society (WE LIVE IN ONE) makes people afraid to do things, even things that are almost certainly good, out of fear that they'll be punished for it.
Why not reward people for being bold and aggressive in the pursuit of doing good? Why not reward people for taking risks?
People say there should be no rewards for good acts because "doiNG GOod ShoulD be Its oWN ReWaRD AND gOod ActiONs wOUld BE tainTED if ThEY WeREN'T dOnE 100% SElFLEsSlY". What do I think about that? Obviously I think it's bullshit, do you see how I typed it?! Why would I type it like that if I agreed with it. UsE yoUr BRaIn deAR reAdeR
Anyway this might be why society is so messed up. Because people are afraid to do things. If people were less afraid to do things then maybe we'd all be better off.
What do you think?
Cracky relevance: Cracky wants us to do good things
punish me Cracky Olivia skymommy
what is the cracky relevance
>>12126 which of the 7 pixels am I supposed to focus on?
>>12128fap to this
OLIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>12130i can't fap to this
>>12132you're too weak
2022 DAY 94 (2021 DAY 459 / 2020 DAY 825)
I think the skyqueen is angry at me.I went out on a short journey and as soon as I went outside it started rainingOn the road, every traffic light turned red right before I reached itI tool a wrong turn which forced me to take a slower routeI got stuck behind slow vehiclesEverything took longer than it shouldIs this my punishment?But what did I do?Why is she angry at me?Post a comment in this webzone if you know why she's angry at me.
Cracky tunes;https://youtu.be/omwXLXeTR4w
Cracky liked to drink these
poobing inside corbi's bagina
2022 DAY 95 (2021 DAY 460 / 2020 DAY 826)
I've been thinking about what the ideal system of government would be, who should be allowed to vote and so on.
Obviously the true best option would be to put Cracky in charge but maybe she doesn't want the job, maybe she wants us to figure this out for ourselves.
I had an idea: the only people who can vote are those who have not experienced orgasm for at least one year. You have to choose: orgasm or voting. You can't have both, at least not at the same time. It would really make people think about their actions.
Orgasm due to either masturbation or sex, no voting for ONE YEAR. I think this is fair. Two years would be two harsh.
How to enforce it, though? I don't know. Nanomachines? Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to enforce this, either with nanomachines or otherwise.
If you cheat in multiplayer games online, you should go to prison how about that
>>12143The no-fap/sex thing is just dumb, if you don't wan't to do that then don't do that.
I'm not saying that you should, could or would, but perhaps you should try it with a member of the opposite sex at least once before writing it off completely.
>>12146 wow that's a really heteronormative post
Posting on 4chan really was Olivia's Achilles heel
How did she find out about that god forsaken website to begin with?
the only people allowed to vote—and for that matter, be allowed to be voted into power—should be 100% european men with at least one 100% european child in his 100% european family. yes, all countries will be ruled by these men because all other humanoids have proven themselves unable to rule themselves.
>>12152 wouldn't that make Olivia ineligible to vote?
>>12153 she uploaded pictures of her nude body to the internet. should she be able to vote?
>>12152Kek>>12153
>Olivia>Women >voting
LMAO, don't you realize that's what caused the whole mess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpB83chNBQc
>>12154
>she uploaded pictures of her nude body to the internet.
Where?
>>12157 the UK
>>12158She uploaded her nude photos to Ukraine?
What is the UK website so I can go look at them
There needs to be a pinned thread on this board with Cracky nudes
Or a sticky with the Cracky communities favorite Cracky images at the exact length by width and pixels
the pedo police will contact anyone hosting her nudes because they've deduced that she's under 18 in them using their "... analysts who are trained in assessing signs of child development and sexual maturation."
she's not even naked it's just boobsand the boobs are barely there
chest like a boy
a boy with small tits
her brother has a more aesthetic chest than she does
if you're looking for Cracky and you see this, you need to turn around and go the other direction
btw, that's a real quote from an email from the pedo police in >>12163
and by pedo police, i mean they are clearly pedos
>>12169 are they affiliated with the cyber police or the state police?
cRACKY has the greatest chest ever it's blasphemy if you disagree
imagine hugging Cracky and pressing your chest up against hers
Imagine Cracky sitting on your lap and when she gets up there's a wet spot on your leg
>they've deduced that she's under 18 in them using their "... analysts who are trained in assessing signs of child development and sexual maturation."
they also could have used a calendar and basic math
https://youtu.be/Mls_HkZkm14
I'm on a two-day nofap. I'm so fkn depressed I've been crying the entire time I've been up. I'm literally dying right now.
>>12177 it's not good to lie
how much are the "milky titties" people paying for that link?
>>12179tree fiddy
2022 DAY 96 (2021 DAY 461 / 2020 DAY 827)
Why are you people talking about breasts?
juggalo cracky
2022 DAY 97 (2021 DAY 462 / 2020 DAY 828)
oh no cracky watch out
I WAS on a 2-day nofap but on the third day my dick felt like it was going to explode so I did what any rational person would do in this situation and throated Cracky to get the nut out and right as I was about to orgasm I pulled out and shot cum in my face lol
Let's just say they should call me "Rocket man" and the long-range ballistic missile tests are going very, very strong
https://youtu.be/1KGWym-l1mM
Where did post #12192 go?
doesn't look like anything to me
Does she do penetration sex on her onlyfans?
Can she fart into a microphone and sell her poop on ebay
>>12198
>can she
Yes.
>will she
probably not
Bonbi Bonkers!
RAPE MERAPE ME, MICHAEL JACKSONRAPE MERAPE ME AGAIN
Welcome to WORLD OF WARCRAFT
2022 DAY 98 (2021 DAY 463 / 2020 DAY 829)
This made me think of Olivia
it didn't make me think of Cracky though
or maybe it was other way around
I don't remember
Olivia makes me think of Cracky though
and Cracky makes me think of Olivia
whenever I see BLACKED porn, it makes me think of her
Is something really resurrected if it's Dead On Arrival(DOA)?
2022 DAY 99 (2021 DAY 464 / 2020 DAY 830)
Sometimes I wonder if she's awake or asleepLike right this moment, is she awake or is she asleep?My guess would be awake
where is >>12210 ?
>>12213Doesn't look like anything to me.
>>12212Is that a Parisian seagull outside of tldr's place? Either way it's a tidy kitchen, gotta respect that.
>is she awake
IDK she used to be something of a night-owl, maybe she's grown out of it, but odds are good.
Not that I have.
What is the deal with this woman lol? She must be the most elusive person ever. I can't find her anywhere, how is this even possible? No social medias, no photographs or images not a trace or a clue of any existence. I'm perplexed.
I've come to the conclusion she never existed and doesn't exist. This is all some elaborate psyop to gaslight me into believing this Skyqueen Cracky-chan personality
Nobody on 4chan has even heard of her. Nobody makes Cracky threads except for the people on discord here.
Alex Jones was once offered to have sex with Cracky if he joined The New World Order, but he declined
Chuck Norris fucked Cracky
Chuck Norris gangbanged Cracky by himself
>>12221 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JefYSbOXxpY
Sweet Cracky-chan (Bum-bum-bum)
>nooooo you can't just namefig on 4chan uploading naked images of yourself starting internet drama
>>12228
>NOOOOO you can't just cancel us!!!
>NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT, HOW CAN YOU HAVE PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs35t2xFqdU
I HATE shitkids
>You shall not murder>suicide is bad
2022 DAY 100 (2021 DAY 465 / 2020 DAY 831)
I'm very busy. Many proverbial irons in the proverbial fire. A crackyfag's work is never none.
How about you? Do you ever find yourself sitting idle? Well, stop. Go do something. Do something for Cracky.
2022 DAY 101 (2021 DAY 466 / 2020 DAY 832)
For real thoughNo foolingare you doing enough for Cracky?you need to ask yourself thisthen kindly do the needful
President of Valve Corporation Gabe Newell leaves World of Warcraft to go play Final Fantasy 14. Publicly announces in an interview he got bored of WoW and is enjoying playing FFXIV with his son. His time with FFXIV is short lived after he realizes WoW is the better game and wants to go back. Is too ashamed to leave the Final Fantasy community after all the hospitality that was given. Doesn't want to let the player base down. Valve will start to develop their own MMORPG to bail out Gabe who's stuck between a rock and a hard place. Gaben will give the excuse he's leaving FFXIV to help on Valve's new MMO that's a work in progress.
Valve will be forced to make a new MMORPG to un-fuck what Gaben got himself into.
https://youtu.be/sUJcKBPqFIQ
Cracky-chan gets her booty butt cheeks absolutely plastered
>>12248 you're a fucking liar
I apologize, that was harsh, you might believe what you say is true even though it probably isn't. It was wrong to imply you're definitively lying. You might be lying though, and if you are, that's terrible. But if you're just wrong that's part of being human. We all make mistakes. But try to fact-check things before you say them out loud.
You could even be correct but I think it's unlikely. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. And you've cited zero sources.
her cum stained ass with bruises and dimples on it
>>12254That's not even a sentence. It's just a fragment. It's a subject with no verb. Diagram it. You'll see it's incomplete. WHERE IS THE VERB?
Her poor little butt!! works its ass off!
that look when you've seen bigfoot
she lives in bikini bottom
I've been trying to get her out of the house but every time I knock on her door she goes, "I'm in the bathroom, I can't get off the pot!"
god i wish that were me
excellent subjunctive
I'm afraid I have some bad news. . .
cRACKY if you're reading this YOU'RE A BITCH lmao
>>12268 when you point a finger at someone, three of your fingers are pointing back at you
https://youtu.be/Cl5Vkd4N03Q
I'm on a different internet than everyone else haha
>>12269 my other fingers point to the side
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6350
>>12273what the?
hey just stopping by to post this;
FUCK CRACKY
bye
2022 DAY 102 (2021 DAY 467 / 2020 DAY 833)
I feel like Cracky (and/or Olivia) might be making all these anti-Cracky posts herself.
It's the simplest and most logical explanation.
I want to believe but it's unrealistic that she would ever see this thread.
I have faith Cracky(Olivia)(Cracky) can see our posts and even if she doesn't at least we tried
Type in the Comment zone what you would like her to see. Post your comment in the webzone now what you would want Cracky to see.
Only nice things
'cheese
WE wuz lgfgk nm shjt
PULL YOUR GOT DAM PANTS UP
>>12283Cornhole lustCornhole lustCornholeHole lustHole holeHole holeCornhole lust
Burjer King
help me
imagine some starving kid in Africa grabbing her boobs
2022 DAY 103 (2021 DAY 468 / 2020 DAY 834)
>>12277 it has to be her
Occam's Razor
we know she exists
the theory that some unknown third party is posting the anti-Cracky messages is way too complex
we don't even know if such a person exists
therefore it's probably her
Think about the cameramen in those Tele series' and it reminds me of DEath Stranding they do all the things but with equipment on their backs like a big CROSS all that extra weight having to jump and keep their balance like someone has to do it may as well be the intern who's new. Oooh and about Cracky This websitte looks like a prison and she's trapped inside it lol. that jpg can be straiught outta mario if he real.Nice prison website for the criminally insane! you are all mental. I feel sorry to be me and have to live with you.
Y ou make me so naxious fuk u.
get moving doctor freeman we gotta break camp
look at this screenshot of half-life 2
or hl2
>>12218
>elusive
look harder>>12259x-files theme song even.
>>12270Are you me? Probably not. I'm not sure I'm me either so I'm definitely not you if you're not me.
>>12294poop poopoo poopy
>>12295Precisely, everyone that looked hard enough knows exactly where she poops.
She doesn't, girls don't poop. Everybody know that. It is known.
times Olivia was like the joker?
VAGINA
>>12298 >>12299 what is the Cracky relevance?
>>12300Can you give an example of what is Cracky relevant?
>>12300post a sample of Cracky relevance
It's fine I'll just wait 2 weeks for you to come up with something
this is a Cracky relevance
What's it like having a Cracky gf?
Cracky relevance: the "witch" pics were a ruse to trick you into wrecking your soul via masturbation. This is a classic Jewish trick.
>>12309
>masturbating to Cracky
not likely
Cracky will NEVER hang out with you people again because you all dress like this.
>>12311 most fashionable crackyfag
>>12310 it's more likely than you think
>>12314
>>12313This movie was so fucking funny I almost literally died from laughing. I was on lots of drugs too.
you're a little bitch
>Beggars can't be choosers
really makes you think
if you see someone with their phone and they're taking a selfie, that's a red flag
or they were doing whatever the hell Cracky was doing that's a red flag too
This website is a red flag
no it's a FALSE flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJJaXvqxyiAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HFiQDvQdbs
SONG PARODY IDEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU
butinstead of "you got the touch" change it to"you want some fuck"
or "you got the tide" and everyone raises their piss jugs in unison
2022 DAY 104 (2021 DAY 469 / 2020 DAY 835)
corkgoes in wine bottlegoes in wine cellarQED
peepeegoes in bottlegoes on shelf
follow me on twitter
2022 DAY 105 (2021 DAY 470 / 2020 DAY 836)
why does Lain never appear in those lists like "50 most powerful anime characters or whatever?
could Lain beat Goku?
could Lain beat Saitama?
who's the strongest character that Lain could beat?
who's the weakest character that Lain would lose to?
https://youtu.be/HphFPQvAWHY
>>12336 I personally didn't find it funny but it's good that you're participating and contributing. Keep trying! Although... perhaps you also found the video unfunny and chose to share it ironically in the sense of "hey check out how unfunny this video is." In which case you really knocked it out of the park. Great job! Either way, you made the attempt which puts you ahead of all the asshole lurkers who don't even try.
>I personally didn't find it funny
and that's okay!
>>12336>>12337 with jews, you lose
and are these "Jews" in the room with us now?
mutual masturbation with cracky;https://youtu.be/gZXKl36YS9k
"The Titanic was too big to fail." It hit and iceberg and sunk. But that didn't stop it from being a number one grossing film at the box office and making hit tunes that sold top of the charts. The Titanic was HUUGE. Still is huge in terms if you own actual artifacts from the Titanic.Did the Titanic really fail?
>>12344Titanic never sankIt was a publicity stunt to generate hype for the moviethey planned the whole thing almost a century in advanceand you bastards ate it up
2022 DAY 106 (2021 DAY 471 / 2020 DAY 837)
I heard a rumou?r that Olivia's relatives had something to do with the Titanic disaster. Or the alleged Titanic disaster. Opinions seem to differ. Might be true. Might not be true. Food for thought.
Redmond Mann
red shieldred manred guyfile name R
I DOTH PROTEST, I'M STILL INSANEWHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE IT HURTS MY BRAINSHOW ME YOUR SINSTRIKE MY CHILDREN YET AGAIN
2022 DAY 107 (2021 DAY 472 / 2020 DAY 838)
>>12348 >>12348
I don't have the Twitters or any of "the socials" but if you post your link I can at least try to take a look from time to time, plus maybe there are others here with the capability to follow.
I'm not sure why you would just post "follow me on twitter" without a link or any indication of who you are.
But you get another chance. This is your moment. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo.
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
cracky relevance: here is a Cracky thing
I wonder if Cracky has a Twitter
I hope not
Twitter people are almost all terrible
cracky relevance: none
zero cracky relevance
negligible Cracky relevance
god i wish cracky would pee in my butt then i could poop it out
god i wish cracky would pee in my butt and then i could poop it out
i want her pussy in my face queefing and squirting on me
>>12359
>It requires a funnel
not if she gapes me
not if i dial 8
That's the World of Warcraft that you play (yeah, yeah, yeah)
TEST MESSAGE
someone tricked me into posting a test message by claiming that something had "happened" to chansluts
well you fooled meI hope you're happy
2022 DAY 108 (2021 DAY 473 / 2020 DAY 839)
>>12365 wow that sounds like a cruel prank
what kind of person would do such a thing?
maybe it was ME?! it wasn'tbut you don't know that
maybe it was Cracky?
have you done something to make her angry?
Imagine you get one opportunity for a conversation with Crackyand you accidentally shoot her in the facethat'd really suck
Oh my God! You killed Cracky, you bastard!
OMGTHEY KILLED CRACKYYOU BASTARDS
>>12368 if I were talking to Cracky I wouldn't point a gun at her
I'd like to bring a gun but I wouldn't point it at her except in very specific and extreme circumstances
It's probably enough for her to know that I have the gun
although if she had a gun too that would complicate things
teenage mutant ninja fuckholes teenage mutant ninja fuckholes
I'm a 90's kid is why
90's kids remember
remember 90s kids
PEPPRIDGE FARMS remembers 90's kids
>>12344The sinking of the Titanic was more about who was on the boat that opposed abolishing the gold standard than some (((random))) ice"berg".
>>12377that's what you get when you cross the new gold dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE
LIBTARDS THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE https://youtu.be/VopT8V18puk
https://youtu.be/06ioSRwzFGg
https://youtu.be/S9kTeEshewY
somebody needs to put all the songs from this thread in a playlist and call it "schizoposting" or something
>>12382 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsTufzTMP1E
save your master ball for crackyuse your master ball on cracky
she can master my balls any time she wants if you know what I mean
I was playing TFT(Teamfight Tactics) and was reminded of this image. And how at the bottom of the pyramid there should be robots and machines crushing people.
>>12388elo hell?
2022 DAY 109 (2021 DAY 474 / 2020 DAY 840)
happy Drugs Day to anyone who who enjoys blazing them
Cracky relevance: she probably died in a ditch from a heroin overdose or something
>>12390That's our Cracky
Olivia's vagina sauce
>mfw after I marry Cracky
>Rotting tits
2022 DAY 110 (2021 DAY 475 / 2020 DAY 841)
I'm going to say something controversial.Depression is bad.That's it, that's the thing.WHY is this controversial?It shouldn't be.
>>12390
>she probably died in a ditch
You know damn well that's a lie and at this very moment she's training her cats to kill you.
How did she did, then?
>>12397her tits rotted away and then the rest of her body with them
Cute & Sweet
at some point my life devolved into looking at butts and that's all I do now
Crjack's butt is very rare and must be worth a fortune
Go outside, it's Earth Day!
>>12402 only in certain time zones
and in most of those time zones, it's hella early, like middle of the night
so your message is only applicable to like Australia / Japan
It's after 10pm, do you know where your Cracky is?
Olivia's vagina is fucking tight it's like toddler size
>>12405yeah because she's a virgin
that's how biology works
When I was a young boy, I awoke every morning to the delicious smell of pancakes. My mother, and father's dojo contained within it a hot griddle perfect for making pancakes, waffles, and a multitude of other pancake-like breakfast pastries. I remember them well -- The pleasant, care-free days of my childhood in the dojo were often spent peering into the kitchen with eager anticipation as my mother prepared pancakes my family.
As I grew older, and began my journey to spiritual enlightenment, the memories of my pancake-eating youth filled my heart and dreams with warm, fluffy goodness....Ahhh, yes..the sweet, sweet memories... The day I ate 10 pancakes... The day I placed a warm pancake between my fleshy loins and performed the forbidden dance... The day pressed a pancake to my buttocks and encouraged my dog to come eat.. Indeed, much of my childhood was spent in pure innocence -- An innocence only pancakes can provide. It was heaven. A heaven, filled with pancakes, where I sat at the throne of God, with my hand-maidens Aunt Jemimah and Mrs. Butterworth seated beside me. An indestructible triumvirate made of flour, eggs, sugar, milk, water, and love.
By the age of 15, the path of my life became unclear and confusing. Torn between my duty my village and my love for pancakes, I foolishly left home in search of karaguchi ah-nowakadesu .. the ultimate pancake. My journey took me to the many islands of my homeland, many days away from my dojo. My hunger for pancakes became my teacher, and foolishly I let it control the path that I walked upon. My feet, sore from travel, ached as my heart and stomach did, until I came to a realization. My duty was clear. I needed to take a stand and accept my love for the art of the ninja AND my love for pancakes. It was not wrong for me to love both. I love one as a dear friend, and one as a lover. Yes--My mission was clear--I must become a ninja, a secret assassin hired by the imperial family BUT I MUST ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL PANCAKE.
My adoration for breakfast cakes has placed me within an awkward position. Many ninja refuse to recognize me as their brother. I defend my father's land, but I am looked upon as weak and undisciplined. I tell them, "But, brothers! Listen to my plea! The pancakes do not weaken me, nor do they make me disobey the rule of my sword. They fill me with love." But alas, they do not understand...For the mind of a ninja is complex.
My only earthly desire is to be accepted for who I am. Yes, I am a NINJA--But I also enjoy pancakes. Will you accept me? If you were approached by a ninja who requested a pancake, would you submit to his will?
this song is about heroin;https://youtu.be/9SSUQxGjZZ4
2022 DAY 111 (2021 DAY 476 / 2020 DAY 842)
Free response question (no wrong answers): when will Olivia learn that her actions have consequences? Or has she already learned?
Olivia will never learn because she is a tyrant. Psychopaths don't care about consequences.
big nick diggers
I read something recently that really made me think.
The thing I read: "The very first step in changing your life is forgiving yourself completely and accepting the fact that the mistakes you did doesn't define you."
have you forgiven yourself, dear reader?
have you forgiven Cracky?
has Cracky forgiven you?
I just woke up from a dream and the last thing I remember I was biting off and eating toes. Were they Cracky's toes?
>Will To Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIsj1ehlVnk
Don'tChatwithStrangers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXESSEiirLE
Corky (left ) Me on (right)
Corky (right) Me (left)
the joke is that she's riding me
>>12426The joke id that for u it's z joke but for me it's reality
>>12427 you are a dead rotting log in a forest? a decapitated tree?
>>12425you look like that kid from AYAOFD"it's a race that has no winners"
muy fantastico chica bonita mama sita
>>12429no noI'm on the leftCracky is on the right
if you don't know the difference, this will help you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr9mLP6NwnU
2022 DAY 114 (2021 DAY 479 / 2020 DAY 845)
To those who have the ability to draw Cracky drawings, or make other forms of Cracky art, why aren't you doing it right now? Do you believe what you're doing instead is more important? Why?
Also I fucked up the date counter again. I'm sorry.
ALSO ALSO, slutchan was down for a bit. I was really worried that this might be the end. I'm glad you're all still with me.
Taco Sunday lol
thoughts?
My genitals have been destroyed from masturbation. This is sad day.
2022 DAY 115 (2021 DAY 480 / 2020 DAY 846)
Olivia, where the FUCK are you? I made this great series of threads for you (and/or Cracky) but sometimes I think you're not even reading them.
Is a person not entitled to the sweat of their brow?
How long am I expected to wait for my labou?rs to bear fruit?
where the HELL are you?
just give me a little sign maybe
work with me
be a TEAM PLAYER
sometimes it's hard not to interpret your silence as rudeness
I'm sorry if this message is harsh. But I think it needs to be said.
>>12435not that cracky cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k
let's get R-slurredlet's get R-slurred in here
https://youtu.be/JxXozte9YG0
AOC & Boxxy. What are they planning?
You're laughing. An African American is buying Twitter, and you're laughing.
pushing in her cute, little hemorrhoid with my tiny dick
If Cracky was suffocating and turning green, could you give her mouth to mouth? Do you even know how to give mouth to mouth?
>>12451 I would touch her boob and run away, and hope she doesn't survive so she can't tell the police
imagine touching a boob how exhilarating the rush of physically touching a girl's breast
I wonder how lesbians avoid looking at / touching their own boobs all the time
2022 DAY 116 (2021 DAY 481 / 2020 DAY 847)
I forgot about Camel's birthday this year. It was a few days ago.
Maybe she celebrated with Olivia at superstructure HQ. Maybe Schwill was there. Maybe it was a great party. And we weren't invited, dear reader.
It's a big club and we're not in it.
eh it was probably a shitty party
I'd rather be here with all you cool people.
if you're a lesbian what's to stop you from cumming?
>>12463 https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY?t=21
>>12464this is delicious!
2022 DAY 117 (2021 DAY 482 / 2020 DAY 848)
This could have all been prevented if she knew how to listen.
what's the number one rule of 4chan
>>12467 tell everyone about 4chan
>>12462 Camel rare?!
itt newfags
>her face when she sees this thread
>>12484her reaction to myself
this is what the refrance
hmm
seymour butts
This is HER now
>>12491 WRONG, this is her
2022 DAY 118 (2021 DAY 483 / 2020 DAY 849)
If she is the queen of the sky, does that mean that rain is her urine?
her urine is life
>>12497 FAG0T
>>12496>>12498
2022 DAY 119 (2021 DAY 484 / 2020 DAY 850)
Cracky vs Nevada, who would win?Use whatever rules you like in regards to prep time, bloodlusting, arena, etc.
>>12500Is it even a contest, Didn't Cracky already win?
Cracky vs the entire population of Nevada
penor
Cracky probably knows the true meaning of "covfefe"but she's not going to tell usbecause she's an evil bitch who doesn't love us
I have a fantasy where she's naked dancing to this song;https://youtu.be/ySO-gryuO-c
Bob from Reboot
this reveals the truth about Cracky & where she is, IF you can understand it (you can't)
She is in our thoughts and prayers
Cracky's wretched hole
Poking Cracky in her wretched hole
Putting it in her twisting nether
You know what's interesting? Rothschild translates to "Red Shield" in German right? Like protective shield. A shield protects and defends. BUUTTT defensive stats aren't ANY good! Have you heard the best defense is a good offense? Nobody takes defensive stats because DAMAGE is better. Damage is always meta. What do you think?
I meant the best defense is a GREAT offense. DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE PEW PEW PEW. NOT none of this shield defense garbage.
>>12520>>12521
2022 DAY 120 (2021 DAY 485 / 2020 DAY 851)
So she's a tank, then?
I wonder if she pulls big.
Also get ready to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY.
This is what I want to do to Her
(Image very related)
2022 DAY 121 (2021 DAY 486 / 2020 DAY 852)
It's now May in much of the world, or will be May soon.
Please CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
im not really feeling it
It was Cracky day, so I went ahead and ordered fish and chips hoorahfish and chips aren't as popular in my count, but it was Cracky day what the hay
subtle Cracky relevance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDKZ4HxJ8yM
this is Her now
>>12535
>YOU DIDNT BEAT IT
ReBootGoosebumpsAre You Afraid of the Dark?Survivorman
https://youtu.be/0dRe4Ns-Av0
F D ADA
in the poopshoot
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Please try to keep the post quality as high as possible.
and messages like this
>>12546
>ijgadf
>>12547
>ldkjlafksj>lkfdjg
>>12548
>fgfghg
You're all wrong, it's spelled "ldfkufjq"
>mfw I screenshot all her incoherent posts and send them to her dadservator
dID YOu know that Cracky fantasizes about hot guys farting in her face lolwhat's up with that
they used to take around in those big fancy mansions cucking her on a leash
all her peers cucked her too. it was the in-thing to do at her school. all the kids were doing it.
like i knew students who couldn't have sex unless it was in front of olivia. a couple wouldn't ever fuck unless olivia could see.
everyone is fucking but cracky isn't
She's too Good for sex is why. She has better things to do!
Not that all that even matters she just doesn't want to have sex plain and simplle
Some people can go through life without ever having sex one time and Cracky is like that
I need the aliens to come gets me, but they won't because there's too many people around, I have to get to a more remote location
2022 DAY 122 (2021 DAY 487 / 2020 DAY 853)
If she's so smart, why hasn't she realized that there is no spoon?
Can someone shoop the spoon out?
I only think sexually explicit things about her. I didn't ask for this.
2022 DAY 123 (2021 DAY 488 / 2020 DAY 854)
We haven't done fortune cookies lately, right? Well, something disturbing happened. I ordered food delivery and it came with a fortune cookies. But I experienced some sort of memory blackout. I don't remember opening the fortune cookie. I don't remember eating the fortune cookie. I don't remember reading the fortune. And yet, where is the fortune cookie? Where is the fortune? I don't know. Did I throw away the fortune cookie without opening it for some reason? Did I eat the fortune itself?
Should I search the garbage for evidence? Even if I (for some reason) blacked out and at both the fortune cookie and the fortune, the wrapper should still exist... unless I ate the wrapper too?
Please explain what happened.
Perhaps Cracky is tampering with my memories. But why?
CRACKY are you there? Are you tampering with my memories? What else are you making me forget?
I won't ever forgive her if her anus falls out
or if she gets a Boob job and her tits rot
Will she cume for me, how do I get her to cume for me?
i really want her to cream her panties
I want us to have little Asian babies together
>>12573
It's not azn. You shouldn't use azn. It's either Chinese or Japanese. You need to be specific and it's either or.
>>12574this is what the referance;https://youtu.be/mfr2LtKe5cg
https://imgur.com/gallery/dNHDglf
The realization that Cracky hasn't posted on the internet for several years.She doesn't make any posts on the web.
She has no socials. I don't think she even uses the internet.
she must be so upset that she won't be able to get abortions anymore
It's amazing how far people will go to Champion killing babies
They aren't willing to Champion election fraud, but they'll move the Earth for killing babies
You better get out of the way We got holes to sodomize and babies to kill It's sodomite baby killing month and you're just a bigot if u disagree
naming your movement after one of the seven sins and everyone just goes along with it
it was the worst of times, and it was the worst of times
Someone somewhere has a HUGE pile of cratesand someone elsewhere has a TON of keys
and then another guy elswhere has a LOT of hats
JUST ANOTHER DAY ABORT CRACKY AND WALK AWAY
JUST ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER CHANCE TO ABORT CRACKY
me (top) & Cracky (bottom)
Tell me everything you know about Cracky and if she's had sex or not. How many guys did she fuck? what did she do for work and how many parties has she been to. tell me how many boyfriends she's had. what were her extracurricular activities? I need to know everything. Has she ever had a penis in her mouth?
They'll ask Cracky, "AND what did you do for your Country, ma'am" and she's like, "FUCKKING NOTHING" DIDN'T EVEN CLEAN ONE COCKLE
I'm genuinely curious how many of you people think Cracky got what she fucking deserved versus everyone feeling sorry and simping for her
>>12562
>Can someone shoop the spoon out?
>should they?
Probably not.
>>12593this is actually funny because it would never happen i think that makes it ironically funny
>>12593interdimensional demon-gal etna
Just give her some wings and fangs with little horns and then we can see what she truly is
I'm sure we can all picture it
Or maybe just some scaly skin and reptilian eyes
maybe some antennae and bug eyes with nasty pinchers
>>12596
>horns, fangs & wings
been done>>12598
>reptilian skin
ditto
>bug eyes and pinchers
yeah, even that's already been done.
now draw her in a jeep.
>>12580You know why they're overturning Roe v Wade?
It's because of the vaxx. With a large segment of the population being sterilized they can't afford to kill babies all willy-nilly now, unless they're black, then it's ok, because they also disproportionately make up more than half of all abortions, but then just think, if they lived murder rates would be twice as high.
But hey, I'm not worried about it, all those pussy-hats I got cheap are about to make a tidy profit.
nigger stuff nigger shit
new for niggers
wHJERE is Cracjy to tuck mein!?!! whe'es my skyqueen mommy to help me sleep at night and feel better /1!?!?!
>corporations bad
We're all anonymous stalkers to Cracky. WE all come here to stalk Crcky. At least the site is honest.
Everyone is a stalker when you have no friends and Asperger's
2022 DAY 124 (2021 DAY 489 / 2020 DAY 855)
on a fairly regular basis, some random normie will smoke a blunt and accidentally reinvent Serial Experiments Lain
>my face reaction when after I find Cracky and she beats my ass
pls do not post gore i can't handle blood
maw (My Arm When)
I'm not clicking on whatever webm you were gonna post that has killing in it
ManBearPig
dammit i want to play triangle strategy so badly but it's not on steam yet Cracky make that happen
cracky_irl
>>12626you can hide but you can't run
She watches you masturbate
>>12628 she can only watch you masturbate IF you masturbate
it's easy to keep your balls and/or pussy private, just don't mongle them and she can't see them
I do still want to bury my face deep inside Cracky's butt when I'm in my 50's and 60's and if I live to 70's or 80's I still may want to then we'll see
2022 DAY 125 (2021 DAY 490 / 2020 DAY 856)
I feel like I'm not living up to my full potential
Post a comment in this webzone if you're living up to your full potential
I am living up to my full potential
>>12632 that person is a black
>>12631We're going to take the freckles from your butt and put 'em on your face
Now draw her with a Queen of Spades tattoo and put, property of:
Cracky Crack Corn Corny
2022 DAY 126 (2021 DAY 491 / 2020 DAY 857)
Slightly offtopic but Cracky is everything and everything is Cracky....... I think that Tommy Wiseau may be a time traveler. He basically tried to warn us about the Johnny Depp situation. His character in "The Room" was even named JOHNNY. How blatant can you get?
Anyway just be aware that time travelers are amogus
Could Cracky be a time-traveler?
>>12637no, you're wrong he didn't try to do anything
daddy's little poopwh0re
>>12639 I think you're allowed to say "whore" on chansluts; it's basically in the name
"Smart Phones" more like Lazy Phones. I hate phones. I hate going somewhere and seeing everybody looking down at their phone. I hate when people just sit on their phone. I hate when people point their phone at you and take pictures or video. I hate the thousands of apps always being advertised. I seriously hate phones in a time where everybody has a phone on their persons and use it almost 24 hours a day.
I feel like I'm being suffocated by people and their phones
DAMN KIDS AND THEIR DEAD TELEPHONES
>>12645PLUGGERS
I MEANT "DAMN" INSTEAD OF "DEAD"BUT I'M NOT DELETING ITEVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK I CAN'T CLICK THE BOOK, FATHER DAD DAD THIS BOOK IS ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY THAT IS BEYOND MY MIND, AS I HAVE BEEN TAINTED BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY FATHER THE BOOK IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES I AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING ARE DIGITAL AND THUS CLICKING THE BOOK YIELDS UNSATISFACTORY RESULTS WHEN COMPARED TO THE DIGITAL DEVICES THAT HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACR AFTER THE TURN OF THE CENTURY FATHER PLEASE INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOK WITH YOUR SUPERIOR MIND YOU WERE BORN IN THE LATE 1970S AND THUS YOUR REALM OF KNOWLEDGE WOULD MOST LIKELY ENCOMPASS THE HANDLING AND OPERATION OF THIS ANCIENT TOME FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK
IMAGINARY CHILDREN ARE SO STUPID
books don't have anything to do with phones
Maybe I don't want a phone because I'm lazy maybe people are mad because their phone is too much work
>>12651I want Cracky to do this for me
>>12651
>Books don't have anything to do with phones...
https://apkpure.com/p/org.readera
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL CRACKY'S PEE ENTERS MY SYSTEM
>>12654in your own words explain to me what books have to do with phones and how they're even remotely the same thing
>>12656Calling it a "phone" is a bit simplistic as it's only part of it's function in current daily use, as it fills the function of a portable computer, camera, communication device and even as a book, you know, the old-timey thing where thoughts and ideas are placed for other people to read, pretty wild. Try not being so... "literal".
>>12657A phone is a hacking device. I dont' know how books came into the equation.
I said I hate phones and you brought up books but I don't hate books they aren't intrusive like phones
LOL I posted some boomer memes and then went to sleep and then somebody had an argument with someone that they thought was me but it wasn't because I was asleep.
Was anonymous posting a mistake? Seems to cause more confusion than anything else.
Modern mobile phone has turned every woman under 35 years old into a disgusting slob who just sits on her ass dropping her phone on her face all day.
any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7YS1MgbbYshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFr0wNFneYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clVsLNJIahshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCakWyXri0
2022 DAY 127 (2021 DAY 492 / 2020 DAY 858)
I think that we'll have a new thread on July 1st. We shall divide the year in twain. (FYI: twain means half.)
It's almost two months off but we might as well start thinking about it. What would you like to see in the next thread? What are we doing well? What could we be doing better?
what did they mean by this?
2022 DAY 128 (2021 DAY 493 / 2020 DAY 859)
The rise of Cracky-chan took place less than five years after the September 11 terrorist attacks. I bring this up because it radically altered the culture of the time in ways that make "Cracky-chan" feel exceptionally ignorant of the time. Yes, "Cracky-chan" takes place in England, not the United States, but all over the Western World: Canada, America, the UK, much of Europe – people were paranoid because 9/11 wasn't the only terror attack that had happened! It was the major theme of the decade! I mean I can understand not wanting everyone to be so fearful as that goes against the tone the girl is trying to establish. But then you have very awkward moments if you actually were there and if you do actually remember the time period.
>>12668i don't understand give me examples
Imagine being this 15-year-old girl who illegally posts on 4chan under anonymity and not even /b/ tier humor but actual on-topic discussions and serious threads (Lulz) and then one day you're browsing the catalog and see your naked pictures posted everywhere
I can picture her making one of those anime baka faces where her fists are clinched and she's got one leg in the air and her face is all blow with squiggly lines
Cracky relevance: NONE
Cracky's reaction when she sees my genitals
people of the world SPICE up your lifeevery boy and every girl SPICE up your life
Introducing the twenty-dollar hamburger
2022 DAY 129 (2021 DAY 494 / 2020 DAY 860)
<-- this is what the refrance
but the idea to Crackify it was probably misguided
it didn't turn out like I hoped
Alright, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one’s garbage.
that was in response to >>12671
I don't remember when or how I heard about 4chan.
unrelated;https://youtu.be/BXqblYbUAeI
Porky
https://youtu.be/EdizXEW4Y4c
2022 DAY 130 (2021 DAY 495 / 2020 DAY 861)
Thank you for being by my side on this grand adventure, dear reader. We're going to do great things together.
You might be thinking we've already done great things. And I won't tell you you're wrong. Because it's all relative. What I'm saying is "you ain't seen nothing yet", which is jivespeak for "you haven't seen anything yet"
Keep an eye on the future, that's what I'm saying. Because the future is happening NOW.
>>12700wasn't this the image cover for the skyqueen board on 8chan? Without the edit of course.
She's so photogenic
My family thinks I'm gay and they can't understand why I don't have any girlfriends and why I don't seem interested in girls. They're growing suspicious and ask questions like how come I don't date anyone or what is my type.They don't know about Cracky I haven't told them that I'm in love with her. I won't go out with anyone because I want her so bad.
>>12704 you are gay
https://youtu.be/vBYEmz6DK0k
2022 DAY 131 (2021 DAY 496 / 2020 DAY 862)
I heard someone say something profound a while back:
"Many people are saying I'm an asshole. And they're right. But nobody is saying I'm wrong... because I'm not."
If loving Cracky makes us assholes, then so be it. But let none say we are wrong, because we are right. Let none say that she is not cute and sweet, because she is.
butt hole emails
butthole surfershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
how can skyqueen be real if clouds aren't real
https://youtu.be/q0Hs9iFpmfI
2022 DAY 132 (2021 DAY 497 / 2020 DAY 863)
>>12704
First of all there's no shame in being a homosexual. And if someone makes an incorrect assumption, sometimes it's best not to correct them.
But at the same time, there's also no shame in loving Cracky. Maybe you should tell them about her? Maybe not. Think about it carefully and make the right decision for you.
Gay is not okay the Nazi's were gay and look what happened to them
All the greatest civilizations of the world once they turn gay it's game over man
Rome was hella gay
I don't care how hard you try to shill homosexual propaganda it won't ever be okay in my book
you can be homosexual without being GAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFWqnUVeNo
I hate the Antichrist
>mfw Cracky is the antichrist
>>12758keep your enemies close i guess
2022 DAY 133 (2021 DAY 498 / 2020 DAY 864)
It's been said that Cracky is a succubushow upset would you be if she raped you in your sleep?would you be upset because she raped you......or would you be upset because you were asleep?how can we keep this from happening?holy water?chastity belt?don't sleep?"CAN'T SLEEP CRACKY WILL FUCK ME"that's a Simpsons refrance in case you didn't get itit's a Simpsons refrance even if you did get itwhether you got it or not, it was a Simpsons refranceyour ability or inability to "get" things does not change what they arewould be really weird if it did thoughthink about that
ref https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM
>You can have sex but only when you're asleep
Then what's the fucking point
>>12770
I haven't slept yet; I've just been lying in bed watching GCCX. I want to starve her. This is one meal she isn't getting.
>new phone commercial>[Cracky music playing]
https://youtu.be/N7Avk2R76vM
>Cracky when she finds out some of her fans are African American
bitch you ain't no Rothschild
>>12779
Wow Miriam is her DAd's Mom lol
ouch im hurt
im hurting really bad i hope she sees this
tell her that my dick hurts and i'm very sensitive down there
and if you think about it her Dad is around Mr Gates' age
who researches mRNA .. in a lab..
but what about her emails
they're in a museum
Imagine playing hearthstone on your phone in public with the sound loud
as in go do it and see what happens
>>12788
what ABOUT her e-mails?
>>12796what's in them?
2022 DAY 134 (2021 DAY 499 / 2020 DAY 865)
>>12772 Did you sleep? Or are you still holding out? It's possible that if you stay awake long enough, she'll get desperate and attack you while you're awake. Or you'll hallucinate the whole thing which might be just as good.
Either way, she will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob. Please look forward to it.
>>12800Yes, I slept. But. I haven't fapped. I used some soap near my groin area on my leg and it clogged the pores or something and I got an ingrown hair that freaked me out and made me feel like I had cancer. So, I was scared to masturbate, and I don't think I will until this goes. away. Hmm.
basically, I'm a hypochondriac and severely depressed and schizo
and a weenie
and not very smart. and a loser. and a virgin.
I am what I am
2022 DAY 135 (2021 DAY 500 / 2020 DAY 866)
All you need to worry about is being who Cracky wants you to be. Are you doing that?
My girlfriend/wife Cracky
Cracky
I see ôn the social web that there a image and videos of people that have are brown skin and it is even most weird because they call it black but th'err not black theyr'e brown comor and not blavk and i dont understand the meme of creation video with creating people making with brown skin so videos of human that have brown skin what? Why do the create a imaginary type of people with brown skin just for the meme? so maybe im to old and dont understand memes but what is it?
hey what happened to chansluts
>>12814 this is chansluts
>>12816no, it's slutchan
>>12817
>>12818Thinking about this. What if we were both playing the same game but differently. I stop what I'm doing and look at your side of the game and it's completely different than what I do.
It's your world and everyone plays the game your way I can see that
but what happens when we are both in the same game and on the same team what does it look like then
Remember when games didn't have cosmetic items you buy at the store inside the game?People weren't judging you how your character looked.
Someone needs to make a show about the predators in video games. I feel like for how long video games has been a thing everyone should be paying more attention than ever to them.
Side note have you ever been playing a game single or multiplayer game and had such a tough time you wonder how this can even be possible? Like how everyone does this really hard to do thing all the time. And so, you look on the web for some sort of guide and you find a result, but the guide doesn't prove anything other than theories of how said thing could be done without a lick of evidence of people doing it without some tool assisted program they can hide on-screen
or how about the absolute state of video game chat rooms? HUH? what is going on? My games have zero people using the chat function, but rooms are filled how can that be.
>>12826
And even if someone does respond to you it's always some snarky ass comment or a lame ass joke.
what is this phenotype?
here it is again.
Would Jesus have been eaten by a shark?
How could Jesus die like that. I felt he could've done something. I didn't live in those times, so I don't know how it was but Jesus in modern times wouldn't let that happen right?
Jesus is supposed to be God how come he couldn't prevent himself from dying such a horrifying death at the hands of the Romans
Man was created in the image of God. Man is God's creation. The sons of God, Men just killing each other.
It's like God created our world and he's God but has no control over it, but does, if our world is gone so are we but not God
>>12831 memes are the DNA of the soul, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TDC9s-Kt-8
if someone gives you a meme it means they care enough to think about you
Elden Spoon
Elden DungElden DookieElden Poopoo
my penis hasn't ever been any more flaccid than it is right now its literally just a tiny stub
seriously where did my penis go? ? hgahah
2022 DAY 136 (2021 DAY 501 / 2020 DAY 867)
“Cracky isn't cute OR Sweet”~statement uttered by the utterly fucking deranged
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDGPnLfH1Io
2022 DAY 137 (2021 DAY 502 / 2020 DAY 868)
STOP STALKING CRACKY
*Mankind was not meant to achieve catharsis*Years of stalking yet no real-world use found for loving Cracky*Wanted to simp for e-thots anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "onlyfans"*"Nobody ever stops loving Cracky" - statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged
LOOK at what crackyfags have been demanding your respect for all this time(this is REAL art, drawn by REAL stalkers)
"Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race"They have played us for absolute fools
Think of a conveyer belt that has all these important things on them and it's your jo0b to grab them all. But there's so many it's literally impossible to do it's a conveyer belt that never ends of important things and it's going superfast speeds.
tip of the iceberg
How do you decide if you're going to make a black or white toon in videogames?
>>12854
ass portalcleveland steam boxgapestation
gapengape newell
make sure it's true when you say "i love you" it's a sin to tell a lie
>>12781Fun fact: Hitler was a Roff to the same degree that Cracky is.
Heil Cracky!
https://youtu.be/AVRdhg6biN0
>>12869 kinda cute I guess but she's no Cracky
I heard that one time at band camp she put the flute in her pussy
>>12871wouldn't that hurt lol
https://youtu.be/Zp4Ux5mWGwc
>>12872>>12874>>12875>>12876>>12877Where are these posts?
I need some like general chat that isn't facebook or discord and is just a simple chat room but not for sex or scat and stuff but for random things that aren't normie stuff and no gore eitherlike a coffee break arcade kind of deal where people who play games come to talk about Cracky and just interesting posts without getting too scientific or specific or literal.
You can't really chat in game because the games are dead.
LITERALLY everyone who plays online games have a discord and are on discord and nobody uses the typing function because they just want to shill discord and crypto
we have to go back
I know this board is about Cracky but we've all said some pretty messed up things about Olivia on here like how we want her mommy milk and etc..
Olivia is a REAL person with REAL feelings even if you can't see her or hear her
Olivia probably lives in your head RENT FREE
2022 DAY 138 (2021 DAY 503 / 2020 DAY 869)
>>12886 No, she lives in my heart
and she DOES pay rent
we have an "arrangement"
a confidential arrangement
let's just say that she doesn't pay with money.......
she's NOT that innocent~
this is what the refrance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
2022 DAY 139 (2021 DAY 504 / 2020 DAY 870)
Current activity: "Owning the libs" by worshiping an imaginary jailbait deity loosely based on an insane middle-aged woman who's probably dead.
people on here said the best thing about her is her butthole and it's true xD
it's the cutest thing ever
her butthole is so fucking cute and sweet
wHAT AM i saying I have a virus in my head
what I'm trying to say is;
>>12891it's funny seeing this music video in 2022
WHY WAS SLUTCHAN DOWN?!What if Cracky tried to visit while it was down?Shame on you!
please schedule downtimes at least a year in advance and ensure that Cracky-chan is CC:'d on all notices
hey rape-spammer you wouldn't happen to have any Cracky rares would you?
HEY MR RAPE-SPAMMER
You got cum on yo' faceYou big disgrace Fuckin' your ass all over the place
We will we will rape youWe will we will rape you
>>12883
>We have to go back
to monkey pox?
Fine.
Only vaxxed homos are getting it atm, but don't you worry Fauci's got an ouchie for that too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_73NU6OlNuw
Captchas please?
Is this her? http://cracky.blogspot.com/
Is this her?
>>12919you know damn well it isn'twhy waste your time & ours?
>>12921a time well spent isn't a time wasted
gay people are the most insufferable cunts
TEST MESSAGEPLEASE IGNORE
>>12869 IS THIS HER??
>>12924 what about lesbians?
>>12928
>what about lesbians?
don't care
2022 DAY 140 (2021 DAY 505 / 2020 DAY 871)
By age 30, you should have friends who talk about:
NOT:
i'm age 30 and i don't talk about anything
and no
>By age 30, you should have friends
if you don't have any friends by age 30 you failed life
sometimes I wish I were gay so I could stop obsessing over CrackyI'd probably just start obsessing over somebody else though
ive been obsessing over cracky for awhile now. i'd like to move on and start obsessing over someone else but there isn't anyone.
After Cracky, there is Furry.
>>12939imagine the smell
>>12940 I'd rather not
2022 DAY 141 (2021 DAY 506 / 2020 DAY 872)
Seems like instead of "win" and "fail" kids these days prefer to say "W" and "L" ("L" stands for "loss")
There's this funny Twitter account called "Women Posting Their L's Online" and it's pretty good except the dude spends a lot of time shilling his podcast and crypto/NFT garbage instead of posting actual content so that's kind of an "L" in and of itself
anyway what's the Cracky relevance?
I feel like if Cracky had social media she could be a regular on "Women Posting Their L's Online"
because she would probably post a lot of "L's"
what do you think?
Cracky Posting Her L's Online
>>12946i'd like to bounce her if u know what im sayin'
>>12946 massive forehead, thin hair, fucked up skinshe must look like she's in her 60s by now
>>12946 also the jew meme might be real, going by the shape of her nose/nostrils
The other Rothschilds pick on her because she's part Mexican
GO KART STREAM
>>12961 I don't understand this post
2022 DAY 142 (2021 DAY 507 / 2020 DAY 873)
I never found the missing fortune cookie (from >>12568 ) but I ordered a replacement
Here's the fortune: "YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS"
Wow, cool right? Maybe, maybe not.
I think it would be more responsible for it to say something like "you will achieve your goals if you work hard" then it would inspire and motivate people to work hard
an unconditional "you will achieve your goals" might imply that success will happen regardless of effort, which could cause people to work less hard and, ironically, make them fail to achieve their goals
I'm "sus" about the trustworthiness of this food product
>>12957
>she's part Mexican
Lol no, at worst she'd be considered a proto-beaner, not a full frijolera.
>ni no kuni
[applause] Bravo. You don't even know your gender that's how fucking stupid you are. [applause]
>>12967 who are you talking to?
Good news, the primary vector of the new strain of monkeypox is spread by sexual transmission, so most of you should be safe. In other news the World Gay Pride Celebration starts in 10 days.
>>12970 "monkeypox"it's just a symptom of the "vaccines". these cases were reported a year ago. fags, women, etc are going to be the first ones to comply with "authorities"
>>12970>>12971
> outbreak traced back to island gay pride festival
Kek.
Why are you using obsolete memes instead of the hip & trendy "homophobic dog"?
https://soundcloud.com/syzymusic2/homophobic-dog-realizes-its-homosexuality
>>12974
2022 DAY 143 (2021 DAY 508 / 2020 DAY 874)
I'm frustrated by Olivia's stubborn refusal to communicate with us
Sometimes I think.... should we do something about this?
Are we really going to just let her keep getting away with it?
How much of this emotional and psychological abuse are we going to take?
When will it be time for we gamers to RISE UP?
stupid fucking olivia
Cucking her with my hand she doesn't deserve sex, but she can watch me fuck my hand
I remember seeing this video about Starcraft. Basically, they had a team of scientists working with a Super AI that could win in any situation. The science team gathered a bunch of the best Starcraft players at the time from around the world and had them play against the AI. The AI won every game. But it was funny because The Russian Starcraft player went to play, and he started crying because he couldn't win lol.
Why do the streetlights lie?Apparently because they're powered by burning aborted fetuses.Now we know.
2022 DAY 144 (2021 DAY 509 / 2020 DAY 875)
>>12982 Is this a Cracky allegory?Are we crying because we can't win?Is SHE crying because she can't win?Is anybody NOT crying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q4RwTIkYk0
Do you ever think her mom browses this board and posts 80's music videos sometimes?
CRACKY's mom has got it going on
where is>>12992>>12995
>>13001ask your mom
>>13003 she says I should put coffee up my butt, what did she mean by that?
>>13008better do what she says lad
https://skyqueen.in
>>13014 is this her???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqGqXyZCbmQ
2022 DAY 145 (2021 DAY 510 / 2020 DAY 876)
please don't sexualize Mrs. Wheatley
she's just trying to keep us healthy and cancer-free
excuse me I think you mean DOCTOR Wheatley
What do you think he's yelling about?
Mrs. Dr. WheatleyDr. Mrs. WheatleyLady-Doctor WheatleyDoctor+Vagina Wheatley
>mrw when Cracky is bisexual
cunnilingus with DR. Lane-Wheatley
there IS NO SUCH THING as Dr. Lane-Wheatleythere is a Dr. Lanethere is a Dr. Wheatleythere are two Lane-Wheatley children but NEITHER OF THEM are doctors!
introducing the CRACKY burger
2022 DAY 146 (2021 DAY 511 / 2020 DAY 877)
Some people think the crackyverse has gone on "too long" and every topic of discussion has already been discussed.
WRONG.
There are many untapped conversation topics.
For example: what do Cracky's current floors look like? What kind of floor does she enjoy most? Are her floors clean or dirty? Does she vacuum? Does she mop? Does she use floor polish? What brand? What kind of vacuum does she own? Does she allow visitors to wear shoes in the house? Does SHE ever wear shoes in the house?
bring back captchas
Did the Rothschilds invent Dinosaurs and Jurassic Park?
>>13034 captchas are shit
What's it like being a Rothschild pls respond
>>13039 it sucks because everybody's mean to you about stuff your ancestors ALLEGEDLY did (even though most of it's totally made up)
>>13040Kind of like people are mind controlled or MK Ultra'd into thinking something that isn't even true
Or just some random browsing /x/ for a night and is like, "ITS THE ROTHSCHILDS MAAAANN"
I hate people who blame the Rothschilds for the holocausthow could they have been responsible for something that didn't happen??
>>13043I'm just glad they're okay
"MONKEYPOX" is an anagram of "MONEYPOX, K?"
the significance of this will be left as an exercise to the reader
MONEYPOX or MONEY PLOXSo, when they say there's a MONKEYPOX outbreak REALLY, they mean there's a significant amount of people panhandling
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: there's a troll in another thread pretending to be retarded
don't fall for it
he's actually quite craftybeware of his tricks
or "she" or "they"but PROBABLY "he"
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY
>>13064Cracky(LEFT) her brother on(RIGHT)
>>13066he looks like joe biden
I recently made an amazon account
>>13066 that makes no sense. it's the "libtards" who make the laws preventing the kids from protecting themselves, or even being protected by their teachers. finland had the highest gun ownership rate and yet, somehow, they don't have gun problems.
on that note, anyone dumb enough to send his kid to public school doesn't care much about his kid in the first place, seeing as the school staff are all degenerate groomers and education levels have been lowered to a point where people who are legally retarded can get a passing grade
>>13070he looks like joe biden
>>13070You missed the point, dizens of chickenshit pussies with badges and just as much body armor as the FF shooter standing around for over an hour doing nothing, but one guy with a shotgun went Leeroy Jenkins and put the shooter down.
#Fedboy Summer is on.
2022 DAY 147 (2021 DAY 512 / 2020 DAY 878)
It's great that so much conversation is happening but I'm having trouble understanding how some of it relates to CrackyI know everything related to Cracky in some way or another but sometimes the connections seem a bit thinas in some things relate to Cracky more than other thingshow can we improve our cracky-relevance metrics?any data visualization people who could graph our cracky-relevance quotientmaybe do some math stats on it, identify some trend lines, that kind of thing, know what I mean?do we need to get an ISO process auditor in heredo some Six-Sigma do some Scrum meetingsare you catching what I'm laying downor maybe none of it mattersit's all a fucking joke
>>13080that image is so sexyI'd pay $100 to see her underwear
>>13080
>how it relates to Cracky
Roffshit>NWO>Police State>FF>everyone disarmed, Cracky doesn't get shot.
Hope that clears it up for you, Mr.Ironic Bin Bag photo poster.
>>13085
>Elephant9k
Whoa dude, the 100 elephants shit was just bot-spammed-masturbatory-pseudo-intellectual-ballerina-pirouetting, it wasn't meant for literal consumption, take it easy, ok?
>>13085URDOINGITWRONG
2022 DAY 148 (2021 DAY 513 / 2020 DAY 879)
This is a metaphor for Crackythe artist is probably a crackyfag
>>13088Cracky is smart and resourceful that's a good thing
me on my way to stalk Cracky
What if I told you there were?
servers full of terminators in TF2
there's not i just looked
binders full of women
>>13093if none of them are Cracky then i don't care
Cracky cruising down the street waving and everybody hates her
Buy me these
2022 DAY 149 (2021 DAY 514 / 2020 DAY 880)
We're definitely going to have a new thread on July 1st. The year shall be divided in twain.
It's almost cracky-cracky-cracky time. June begins soon. So just slightly over a month until the new thread.
I didn't get a lot of feedback last time so I'll ask again. What would you like to see in the next thread? How can we do better? What are we doing well? What are we doing poorly?
More importantly, how can we serve CRACKY better? How can we make this offering more pleasing to her?
I know she's watching because I can see her at the top of the page. Except her eyes are pointed the wrong direction. What's up with that?
Maybe she looks down and reads the thread when nobody is looking. Sometimes I think I see her eyes move.
I think she hates the red leaves, probably.
>>13104
>hates the red leaves
Had to turn off the custom CSS to see what you were talking about, must be a not so subtle eternal September in joke or evil Canadian lizard people hacked the site. Even a basic global dark CSS will take care of that.
Suggestions? Don't worry about it, just let it happen, resistance is futile.
Well, shee-yit. https://twitter.com/CinCen07/status/1530397524833488899
One white thrash is still less trashy than any banana picker from a developing country or foreign shithole, Sweden does not even have a slum if you do not count places where Mohammedans and the like nest and ravage. The best example of white underclass is probably that it eats a lot of 'Falu' sausage, harmless & honest in comparison to those abroad who want to chop off heads with sabers.
homosexual asspussy
Shout out to my friend George in Minneapolis who has now been drug-free for two years. Keep up the great work!
>>13110
My buddy The polar bear came across him this weekend somewhere, on the mug. Completely gone, drying the snake 😊 Thought he had stopped doing that
Funny how much anonette looks like Blondie Cracky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFrA_rgdpic
GASLIGHT ME WITH CRACKY
Today I played Overwatch with Gaben Newell we were in a party and played a few games.
>everybody's reaction when I tell them about Cracky
SHE'S a robber baron
2022 DAY 150 (2021 DAY 515 / 2020 DAY 881)
"psyop" this "psyop" thatperhaps THIS VERY THREAD is a "psyop"have you thought about that?perhaps you've been getting psyopped for 881 days without realizing itbut what is the objective?and is it succeeding?post a comment in this webzone if you've been successfully psyopped
Cracky relevance: Cracky is a psyop
I already knew Cracky was a psyop from the other board on 8chan I just came here for fun
playing online games be like
I don't care about "psyop" I only care about "PSY" saying "OP"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f44Om0Nayic
OP OP OP OP OPOPPA CRACKY STYLE
WHY CRUNCHAIN IT?
I notice that the thread with the picture of the obese lady was deletedPerhaps the OP of that thread deleted it out of guilt for posting a thread with a dangerously low level of Cracky relevanceOr perhaps the Chansluts administration is fatphobic and discriminatory against persons of sizePerhaps it shall remain a mystery forever
ass portal
cracky relevance: just trust me bro
2022 DAY 151 (2021 DAY 516 / 2020 DAY 882)
It's almost CRACKY-CRACKY-CRACKY time. So get ready for that.It's also almost Pride Month. So get ready for that.Also, I got some more fortune cookies, so QUICKLY get ready for that, because it's happening RIGHT NOW.
wait where are theyI can't find my fortunesI kinda remember what they said but not exactlyI'll try to find thembut if I give up I'll try to reconstruct them from memory
please wish me good.... FORTUNE (get it?)
>get ready for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOmFUid3vA
new flag just dropped for Pride month
okay
test;tinyurl.com/5brsx72c
https://tinyurl.com/ybwwvru7
why are you tinyurl
>>13157who r u
2022 DAY 152 (2021 DAY 517 / 2020 DAY 883)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY. It is now June. It is now Pride Month. It is now the final month of this thread's life.
This month, be sure to take PRIDE in Cracky. Remember: crackyfags ARE included in LGBTQIA2S+++, and anyone who says we aren't is a crackyphobic bigot.
I challenge you all to "come out of the closet" and confess your love for Cracky to anyone who will listen.
We have nothing to lose but our chains.
I'm proud that Cracky hates me
Amber Turd BTFO'd
Cracky is my right hand
>>13163
>Pride Month
Enjoy your monkey pox!
mental health seems to be the theme as of late
WE'RE ALL MENTAL
mentally ill fagets
2022 DAY 153 (2021 DAY 518 / 2020 DAY 884)
It's all well & good to be proud of Crackybut the real question isis Cracky proud of us?
>mfw I found out Cracky voted for Biden
Don't you think Alex is a little melodramatic when it comes to democrats, liberals and the left? I mean c'mon man.
>come on man
thank you for celebrating Pride month!
spongebob
Rothschild, Roth, Wroth, Wrath
Blauschild
𝓈𝒶𝓁𝓉
>>13186 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓸𝒹𝓮 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓀𝓮
>>13184
>What's in the box?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI
schwarzschild
2022 DAY 154 (2021 DAY 519 / 2020 DAY 885)
Cracky: I really love you a lot. Things can't stay this way a moment longer. I really don't wanna have to start massive drama. I'm giving you one final chance to start treating me right, immediately, otherwise you know what's going to happen. DECIDE. RIGHT NOW.
My Demesne Is Too Big
>>13200 talk shit about those cops if you want but at least they didn't shoot any kids
CORRECTION: it has just been brought to my attention that they may in fact have shot a couple kids
>>13197 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PONvX6LmAPo
>>13203https://tinyurl.com/2mynbnx8
WHY TINYURL
dude..
it's my cracky and I want it now
>>13214Soz m80, the loo is proper borked up.
2013 was twenty years ago;https://tinyurl.com/57udh4v6
I have this enormous prostate and these skinny chicken legs makes me look like Donald Duck
John Candy fucking Cracky putting ginger into her ass and spanking her
>>13222 why are you linking to tinyurl instead of YouTube? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
tinyurl = Rothschild honeypot
>Rothschild honeypot
using buzzwords to gaslight people c'mon anon you're better than that
>>13227
I accidentally typed "rabbit typing" in Google Images and I'm so happy I did
2022 DAY 155 (2021 DAY 520 / 2020 DAY 886)
I have a confession. >>13196 was a modified pasta. You might not find it on Google because maybe it's an uncommon pasta. But it's a pasta nonetheless.
Also, in >>13175 I asked a question: "is Cracky proud of us?" Perhaps you took the question as rhetorical, dear reader. Perhaps you were waiting for someone else to answer because you didn't know or were too shy to make the attempt. Well, regardless, I'll answer now. The answer is "no of course not you fool"
>>13231 wow, someone made that piece of shit and then other people praised it
2022 DAY 156 (2021 DAY 521 / 2020 DAY 887)
We're almost at 888 days. That's pretty cool.
Some people call 888 an "angel number". What do you think, dear reader? Is it real? Is it bullshit?
will we receive a visitation from our Angel Of The Broken Toilet?
i always thought 333 was a heavenly number i don't know why
>>13233I wouldn't go in there for at least 30mins if I were you.
>mfw Cracky says she doesn't love me
>>13248Heh, I usually tell people that give me the finger not to threaten me with a good time and smile.
We can haz sushi nao?
>>13253"MY LORD, OUR UNITS ARE FLEEING THE BATTLEFIELD, SHAMEFUL DISPRAY"
>>13254"HERE THEY CUM, PREPARE TO REPEL B0NERZ!"
>>13256
>"It's like she was looking at human garbage..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUcpVmEHuk
we're not doing tinyurl anymore?oh okay
I need some time alone away from cracky but im never not alone cracky is always there she doesn't go away even if i leave this place and not use the internet again she'll still be here there everywhere i jsut need some time alone so i can poop without her constant nagging and interrogating and her detective like demeaner like she's pieceing and writing down every movement i make and thing i say going over documenting my psychology my psyche putting into a little folder in a binder in a filing cabinet with same exact copies
>>13260Tinyurl doesn't embed as easily as a plain ol' YT link does.
it's strictly an aesthetic choice.
>>13260
>pic related
>>13277Don't know if you in particular had asked about creating a Cracky tulpa but I do remember saying that it was a bad idea at the time, because as much as you'd want her to be kind and loving, the subconscious feeling that she hates us all is bound to creep in and manifest itself. Grats, you've succesfully managed to create yet another self hating part of yourself. I'd tell you to ignore her and she'll go away but who the fuck could possibly ignore her? I couldn't, fortunately she can ignore me, maybe that's the best you can hope for too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7_e_NY-f3g
>>13281 is it just me or does the guy in the vid look like a screamo/wigger crackybro?
2022 DAY 157 (2021 DAY 522 / 2020 DAY 888)
888GET
I had a dream that someone told me to start a new thread now instead of waiting until July 1st
but I don't take orders from randos so I'm not gonna do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ&t=275s
https://tinyurl.com/3m7xwbn2
>>13283Re pic:That's medically implausible for several reasons; that's a dude, the vascular and uterine infrastructure doesn't exist in a male to support another life and lastly the hips are too narrow to accommodate an exit necessitating a C-cection were the other two implausible conditions surmounted, a completely artificial womb would be more practical and free of the stigma of being carried inside an abomination, as well as being medically possible.
>>13288uh are you a scientist?
2022 DAY 158 (2021 DAY 523 / 2020 DAY 889)
"And I don't wanna talk to a scientistY'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
I only trust Cracky & what she has to say about things
How much money you think CNN makes off school shootings? they're not just going to stop because you think it's immoral or unethical.
>>13291IKR?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h_uwZKxaqE
crackyfoots
Here comes a feeling you thought you'd forgotten chairs to sit and sidewalks to walk on oh, you had it but oh, no, you lost it you understood so you shouldn't have farted
Cracky III: the ayy lmao wars
Vampire Survivors
>>13298Cracky in center, us on left/right/top/bottom/corners
>>13296nobody knows
>>13300
>he doesn't have volume 3
or sheor theybut probably he
>>13301what's volume 3?
>Yeeahh it's a conspiracy maan the Jews run everything
what's going on in this thread
https://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/169274283
okayt this shit is fucked. that ai thing is fucked. people be making all kinds of evil images and posting them.
lmao
>>13305
>ctrl-F "Cracky">0 hits
seems like nothing is going on in the thread
>>13308going by that logic there isn't anything going on anywhere
>>13309
>Villain hold the mic like he's mean, and his tummy hurts >In a clean pair, ripped jeans and BUMMY shirt
CRACK-E
BREAKING NEWS you have to be the age of at least 21 to go do that thing you wanted to do now
now you can legally drink alcohol and purchase battle rifles on the same birthday
I don't know The Star-Spangled Banner and I don't care
2022 DAY 159 (2021 DAY 524 / 2020 DAY 890)
it would be kind of funny if Cracky broke her elbow that way we could all reference the meme and totally clown on her, you know the one, you know what I'm talking about, don't pretend you don't
this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHppN2sL3VU
2022 DAY 160 (2021 DAY 525 / 2020 DAY 891)
YOU NEED ME CRACKY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUS
Your free will is a null
I am this illusion, I am that I am not.
I am not this illusion, I'm not that which I am.
I AM this illusion, I AM not this illusion, I AM that I AM.
not her
>>13336 debatable
>>13336
>not her
WTF did you just assume MY GENDER?!?During Pride Month, no less?
I AM what I Am and that's all that IAM,I'm Cracky the sailormon, toot toot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ
Sometimes I feel like Olivia is fucking with me not sexual but bullying or teasing me (again not sexual). But it isn't really her it's you guys pretending to be her or something.
https://tinyurl.com/ykuz6j2m
I know Cracky is trying to change herself according to my tastes and she's trying to figure out what it is I want so she can be all that but if she's reading this, I just want her to be herself.
>>13345 I'm talking to someone about you right nowDid you feel your ears burning?Now you know why.
>>13346
>I'm talking to someone about you right now
Is it the NSA? the CIA? THE World Health Organization?
no
just a person
>>13348
>no>just a person
Geralt?
I don't know. He won't tell me his name. He's kind of paranoid.
FYI we're not talking about you anymoreit was a brief conversationno followup action planned
I didn't want to go to war with Cracky but she made me go into war while sucking me in like a hurricane pulling me in like a gravity orb into her orbit.
Get free of Cracky be Cracky free
let's say you're on the outside of the storm looking in I'm screaming to run and get out
Its Hungry Hungry Hippos but every character is Cracky
https://tinyurl.com/2p9tfhw6
>>13357Cracky is Ozzy in the video
2022 DAY 161 (2021 DAY 526 / 2020 DAY 892)
Hypothetically speaking, if I murdered Cracky (in Minecraft) and got caught, this thread would probably get SUPER famous. The whole (Minecraft) world would be reading the thread. The ENTIRE thread, and the previous threads. People all over the (Minecraft) world would be arguing with each other about this thread and what it all meant. This thread would probably even be discussed on the (Minecraft) news. The thread would be mentioned and quoted in criminal psychology textbooks (in Minecraft).
But I CAN'T kill Cracky (in Minecraft). I don't even PLAY Minecraft. Besides, it would be morally wrong. And I don't do things that are morally wrong. Well, ALMOST never, and not on purpose. Well, almost never on purpose.
So basically, because I'm not evil (in Minecraft), I'm being denied the fame and glory that an evil villain would receive.
Almost makes you wonder if Minecraft is an intrinsically unfair game.
Also, IF I did it (in Minecraft), the public backlash might be so severe that consequences would never be the same. Perhaps the thread would be deleted. Perhaps the BOARD would be deleted. Perhaps the entire site would be shut down. And that would be bad, obviously.
It's just too much of a risk.
I guess Cracky gets to live to see another day, in Minecraft.
2022 DAY 162 (2021 DAY 527 / 2020 DAY 893)
for legal reason that last post was a joke
for you see, I was MERELY PRETENDING (in Minecraft)
wait no... if I was pretending in Minecraft that would imply that I wasn't REALLY pretending
fuck now I'm confusing myself
Is she happy?
>>13361 yes (in Minecraft)translator's note that means no
is she happy though?
>>13366why
>>13367 you know why
>>13369Is it because of her insanely wealthy prominent noble family?
the net is closing
>She just isn't that into to you
>>13373me when dying of cancer i got cancer in my testicles my genitals are cancer
tumors on my dick and cancer in my balls I GOT SUPER AIDS CANCEROUS DICK smelly tumors inside my penis giving me cancer and aids growing on my testes
I want to inject Cracky with my aids dick and Poz load giving her HIV morphing into aids cancer infecting her ovaries with tumors and aids
threat level midnight
2022 DAY 163 (2021 DAY 528 / 2020 DAY 894)
Society is punishing me for not being evil. Society wants to destroy all that's good.
Society is telling me, just be evil and you will be rewarded. Society is telling me: forget about Cracky, have unprotected anal sex with men AND women, consort with prostitutes, stay up all night, do all the drugs, drink beers, smoke cigarettes, lie / cheat / steal / gaslight / gatekeep / girlboss.
Society tells me, just let go and go apeshit, and you will have EVERYTHING. Well, not everything. Everything EXCEPT CRACKY.
Fuck society. I refuse the offer. I DO NOT ACCEPT THE TERMS THAT ARE ON THE TABLE. PLEASE MAKE NO FURTHER OFFERS. YOU ARE NOT NEGOTIATING IN GOOD FAITH AND I WILL NO LONGER LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY.
How can we destroy society, dear reader? Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to destroy society.
I was in a match of CS:GO and my team was telling me to hack or they would kick me
hack or kick
one time I got falsely accused of hacking because I let my friend Clara use my computer and she's a hacker and she put hacker tools on my computer without telling me
>>13380
>How can we destroy society?
Well fortunately for you, it's not something you need to worry about, it's already happening, just look around, idiocracy abounds. You don't even have to do anything, it's already done.
Population sterilized by vaxx, economic collapse imminent, another world war ready to go, massive food shortages and starvation will be commonplace, and don't forget the VAIDS, covid won't kill you, but that pesky cancer that was waiting for your immune system to weaken will, don't believe it, just check the 2000% increase in cancers in the last year. The work is done, it's popcorn time.
Within the next 10 years the population of the world will be half of what it is now, within 20 years, fewer than a million. There's no stopping what is coming, just sit back and enjoy the show, and if you're feeling particularly ornery find a way to survive into the new era and make sure certain people don't get to enjoy the fruits of their labors, there is no saving humanity as you know it, only avenging it, but ask yourself if it's worth avenging.
Eat drink and be Cracky, for tomorrow you die. (you know what I mean, lol)
>dad walks in>Is Ya winning son?
>>13385 Vriska?!
>>13384within the next 10 years if this site is still around, I'll come post how none of the things happened like you said they would
2022 DAY 164 (2021 DAY 529 / 2020 DAY 895)
maybe we should build our own Societywith NO blackjack and NO hookersbecause that's the kind of degeneracy we need to escape frombut what about former crackygirls who are now hookers?should we grandfather them into our utopia?or gatekeep those girlbosses?
>>13386 nobody cares about HOMOSUCK anymoar
more like homoSHIT
>>13387
>next 10 years
Did you get the jab?If you did, you're already a casualty and will be lucky to see 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4wcsnvFVk
SQUAWK, ONE MASK, TWO MASKSDR FAUCHI'S ONSQUAWKNUMBER'S GOING UP
CAWCAW TRUST THE SCIENCEGOD DOESN'T EXISTCAWCAWMEN ARE WOMEN AND WOMEN ARE MEN
XI JINPING DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WINNIE THE POOH
Heh, some predictions are just not that hard to make.
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1536355534290489344
What is this some sort of DnD website now, what's with the DM changing the floaty things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80BwqQQY31w
>>13398myfacewhen trump and ivanka are brother and sister
Dear Reader.
What's the longest you have trolled someone?
>>13402 if you can identify them and the theme, you win
>>13406heart, ok emoji, milk, dove, swan and the theme is cofveve
>>13406I like stoopid games, are there stoopid prizes?
>>13408 is this a metaphor for the jews
i'll let you know when you get it right
the secret message is
dove plus white-heart swan milk okay plus okay plus okay okay plus
white swanwhite dovewhite milkwhite heartthe white supremacist "okay" hand signalthe "plus" is actually a Greek cross, displayed as white in this font, also a symbol commonly used by white supremacists
the theme is "racism"
but there's a lighter-skinned "okay" you should have used instead, here you go 👌🏻
not light enough, albino emoji representation when
>>13413 you win
seriously that's retarded lol
oh my god it's actually the white 👌🏻 now
2022 DAY 165 (2021 DAY 530 / 2020 DAY 896)
>mrw Cracky asks me to delete the thread
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxTDO0-eLlsyxU50ggz61aEGtAhaiFNiwJ
p.s. this is a another joke, I would never ask her that, I don't want to see that, nobody should want to see that, shame on you if you do
>>13405 896 days
I certainly don't want to see another human being naked gross
it's so funny this site is named chansluts and not chanslut
>>13420are you under the impression that there is only one slut?there are in fact MANY slutsif you only know of one slut, count yourself lucky
<"I love you"
>>13422 why is your meme arrow pointing the wrong direction?
???Jeff is Eddie Murphy???
https://sonichits.com/video/Gackto_AKA_Jeff_The_Chef/Faggots
>>13425I'm new I thought that's how you did it
Do humans really need sunlight?Do all plants need some amount of sunlight?Do we really need that pesky sun?Humans aren't plants so they aren't the same thing exact, or are they?
Humans evolved under the sun. The sun is the best source of vitamin D, and generally the only source for most people today. It provides early morning healing light. It provides healthy light for our eyes to see things.If everything around you is pesky, maybe the problem isn't the things around you, but you yourself.
And what about those annoying birds and critters
2022 DAY 166 (2021 DAY 531 / 2020 DAY 897)
Did you hear what happened? It was in the newspaper. Apparently some criminal drilled a hole in the wall of Cracky's bathroom. The police are currently looking into it.
Get it? LOOKING INTO IT? It's a joke, let me know if you need me to explain further.
Sorry if you thought it was real.
>>13431 how do you feel about butthole sunlight therapy?
and how do you feel about whatever the fuck this is?
I feel like my team doesn't do enough.
I'm literally jerking off to girls looking at their phone
What was his fucking problem?
https://tinyurl.com/35jmv9ak
POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS
>>13392 this is the worst thing I've ever seen, possibly the worst thing to ever exist
Okay so it's not the best penis in the world but you liked it.Sure, there's lots better penis out there but you still used it practically every day.I don't get how you could use something all the time for years straight and just rip on it.
fap to this
>>13431umm yikes sounds like a racist dog-whistle
The Temple of the Doge Queen
2022 DAY 167 (2021 DAY 532 / 2020 DAY 898)
>>13451
I don't know who created Crackymon Go, but I want to figure out how to get them to have Crackymon GO TO THE POLLS.
2022 DAY 168 (2021 DAY 533 / 2020 DAY 899)
don't blame me I voted for Cracky
How long would it take for hundreds of cars to drive by your house? How long would it take for thousands of cars to drive by your house?This may or may not be on the test!
>>13469
false premise
some may have 0 houses, or >1
some may have houses that are not on roads
>>13470hypothetically if you had a house by a road
Christ how old are you kids on this site anyways, like are you still in high school? Are you middle schoolers?
>>13472
What do you think her 15th Birthday was like?What do you think her 16th Birthday was like?What do you think her 18th Birthday was like?What do you think her 21st Birthday was like?
>>13477 have you looked at https://birthday.crackychan.org/that'll tell you the day that each of the birthdays happenedfeel free to cross-reference with world events are report back with your findings
Her Birthday is October 12 She will be 33 years old. 33 are blessed numbers.
Oh, Cracky, Crracky, how was I supposed to know....That something wasn't right here?
>>13426
>doesn't have Online Stalker, wtf srsly?
>drive by
Dead endo, not habbenins.
>>13436
>How do you feel about...
You can go stick it where the sun don't shine, along with some chilled colombian roast.
>>13483 how narcissistic and paranoid would you have to be to live in a house like that? like damn, nobody wants to stalk you, get over yourself
2022 DAY 169 (2021 DAY 534 / 2020 DAY 900)
900 days, wow, that's pretty impressive is it not? Post a comment in this webzone if you're impressed.
Anyway I got a couple fortune cookies today but I accidentally tore one of the fortunes in half before I could read it. Does that mean it won't come true?
These were the fortunes:
Can you guess which fortune I accidentally destroyed? Is destroying a fortune cookie bad luck? Post a comment in this webzone if you you know if destroying a fortune cookie is bad luck.
Cracky relevance: if I tear Cracky in half it won't be an accident. (in Minecraft)
>>13483a schizo lives there
>>13483that's a woman's house. a lady or ladies(plural) live there. probably widowed
>>13486
>900>impressive
Up it by a factor of ten and then go over that and then I'll be impressed, gnome supasayin'?
This is the re-whateverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da4Kqli4Zk0
Also, torn fortune cookie, yer fukt, that's a goocher.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
YOU LITTLE SLUT
If you asked me yesterday whether Olivia's brother could defeat Joe Biden in a bicycle race, I would have said "yes I'm 95% sure he could"
but things have changed
and now I'm 99.99% sure
2022 DAY 170 (2021 DAY 535 / 2020 DAY 901)
what if I subconsciously destroyed the fortune on purpose in order to free myself from the shackles of fate?
HOW do I know if I'm free from the shackles of fate?
Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to identify whether or not you're free from the shackles of fate.
#anal #teen #love #squirt
The rat girl was always different. She was born with a mangy coat of fur, and her eyes were too big for her face. She was always the runt of the litter, and she was always picked on by the other rats. But she never let that get her down. She was always cheerful, and she always had a smile on her face.
The nerd was always different too. He was always the biggest kid in school, and he was always picked on by the other kids. But he never let that get him down. He was always cheerful, and he always had a smile on his face.
The rat girl and the nerd never would have crossed paths if it weren't for their differences. But one day, they did cross paths, and they instantly knew that they were meant to be together.
The rat girl was drawn to the nerd's intelligence, and the nerd was drawn to the rat girl's cheerfulness. They started talking to each other, and they quickly fell in love.
The rat girl started to visit the nerd at his house, and they would spend hours talking to each other. They would share their stories, their hopes, and their dreams. They were so in love that they didn't care that they were different.
One day, the rat girl asked the nerd to marry her. The nerd was so surprised, but he quickly said yes. They were both so happy, and they couldn't wait to start their new life together.
The rat girl started to save up money so that she could buy a house. She wanted to get her own place, so that she and the nerd could be together always. And finally, she saved up enough money to buy a house.
The rat girl and the nerd were so happy in their new home. They loved spending time together, and they loved making love to each other. They were finally happy, and they thought that they would be together forever.
But eventually, things started to change. The rat girl started to feel like she was being smothered by the nerd, and the nerd started to feel like the rat girl was always nagging him. They started to argue more and more, and eventually, they decided to get a divorce.
It was a sad day when the rat girl and the nerd divorced. They had been so happy together, but they had eventually grown apart. They both still loved each other, but they knew that it was time to move on.
The rat girl moved out of the house, and the nerd moved into a new apartment. They still talked to each other, but their relationship was never the same. They both knew that they had made a mistake by getting a divorce, but they knew that it was for the best.
>>13494 220000
I'm playing Stardew Valley and doing a piss poor job of building a farm and making money. I probably won't even be able to find a wife because everyone will be too old and died by the time I can think about marriage.
>>13495what does it mean?
>>13496 marry the loli
maybe it means FUCK YOUref https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpHJLRIA_lY
>>13499 nice doubles, however, I also have doubles
>>13498Jas got some wet ass pussy
Stardew Valley :v
I've got these Birbs
>>13504Whoa, Tupac is alive?
2022 DAY 171 (2021 DAY 535 / 2020 DAY 901)
IMPORTANT! This is an opportunity for YOU (dear reader) to contribute to the future of this series of threads.
I'm starting a new thread on July 1st. But I'm not sure what image I'm going to use in the OP of the new thread.
So I'll accept submissions. Maybe you feel up to the task of creating a new image for me? Or maybe you have a pre-existing suitable image in mind?
E-MAIL your submission to me. Show me what you got. (Don't post it on this thread because not only would that ruin the surprise but duplicate images can't be posted without modifications.)
"HEY"
>>13512Why start a new thread, the bump limit hasn't even been reached yet? In any case, why have more than one per year, so what if it doesn't bump anymore? What is the need to be on top of the threadpile, attention, to you, to Cracky, nah can't be that, every thread on this subsite is a Cracky thread, even the Faux thread, so why?
For all you know you could still make a daily post in this thread and nobody will respond and you'd still be able to stay within the bump limit to satisfy your need stay on top of the threadpile.
I'm not saying you can't or shouldn't but just curious as to your reasoning, are you planning some nefarious darksidedstuffs ritual that demands a new thread? Will you be standing outside in sky-clad covered only in the ashes of burned crackymons and your face cracky-marked with your blood awaiting exactly midnight to hit send and post the new thread, because something like that would need a different kind of image for your new thread, ya know?
2022 DAY 172 (2021 DAY 536 / 2020 DAY 902)
>>13514 the bump limit is 2000 so we're basically standing at the threshold. will we hit it by the end of the month? Time will tell.
Regardless, it's better to split the year neatly in half rather than having to do it in the middle of August or something. Proactive, not reactive.
also, page load times for this thread are becoming horrendous due to the server being an ancient pile of trash that doesn't even support HTTP 2 (which FYI, Apache has supported since 2015)
I tried to run some diagnostics and speed tests to show just how bad the problem is, but they all timed out. Which should tell you all you need to know. This one at least output some useful information when it shat itself.
Load times on Tor are even worse, like 2-3 minutes.
We need to keep things fast and responsive so Olivia isn't frustrated and inconvenienced when she comes to visit, right?
>>13515That's pretty interesting reason, but load times isn't as bad for me due to the fact that I'm blocking trackers, advertising, and most of the page's extraneous content and a somewhat cleaner CSS, YMMV, but yeah speed is a definite bonus to a new thread. Even a super simple global-dark CSS with an adblocker would speedup loadtime for most people, but some may choose the full chansluts experience, though faster alternatives exist. However the longer threads in general might benefit from the addition of a goto last post button, particularly on mobile browsers where the possibility of using the End-key is impractical.
Breeding my Cracky wife!!
P>S EEVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A CRACKY WIFE
next time you go poop try reading a scripture from the bible and sharing it with us
Elon should just come out of the closet
>>13518While I have one and have read it in it's entirety, and on occasion pick it up and open it at random for guidance/inspiration, taking it into the bathroom with me doesn't exactly strike me as an appropriate or time or place to read the bible, though it does remind me of a funny anecdote one of my parish priests shared with me when I was a young altar boy.
Father Jack asked the Old Monseigneur if it was alright to smoke while he was doing his daily prayers, to which the Monseigneur replied that no it wasn't appropriate. Sometime later he asked the Monseigneur if it was alright to pray while he was smoking, to which the Monseigneur smiled and replied, "Yes, it's always a good time to pray."
It's always a good time to think about Cracky.
GOLDEN HONEY AND CRUNCHY NUT
>>13515 Everything you wrote is incorrect.
Okay, you managed to turn on HTTP2, that's an improvement... now put loading="lazy" on all the img tags and we might actually be getting somewhere
>>13524 no, that's nigtarded
>>13520
>it's always a good time to think about Cracky.
>>13526the doomer coomer
the beach makes you old
Hit the road, CrackAnd don't you come backNo more, no more, no more, no moreHit the road, CrackAnd don't you come back no more
(What'd you say?)
am I the only one around here who wants to suck her tits?
2022 DAY 173 (2021 DAY 538 / 2020 DAY 904)
>>13530 yes you are probably the only one
>>13530
>implying she still has tits
see:>>13271but yeah sure, totally.
When you see something and the whole toilet thing finally makes sense
>>13532Photobucket, shitbucket, got it.
>>13533BOOBS
>>13515Frankly, I thought you'd have insisted on the 21st on the solstice but that would be a little to 9th Circle, and obvious, but then part of me thought you'd announce the true 666th day of the 24th with The Great Planetary Alignment to fuel the intent to announce her return in her 33rd year, but no again that would be waaaaay too obvious.
Oh well, welcome to the Dark Half.
>>13535Probably doesn't even know about the Blood Moon 3 days before her 33rd, 333, SMH.
When was it they brought Bill Nye back from the dead? What kind of technology do they have?What was the purpose of bringing The Science Guy back from the dead? Are they building an Army of the Dead? Is it an Army of Darkness?
TRANS RIGHTS
>>13538
>aCK!
>>13538 Karkat
>>13537
>Army of Darkness
Kek, more like an Army of Dorkness.
Wait a minute, the New Thread is 7 Days after the Grand Planetary Alignment..7 DAYS, 7 Heavenly Wanderers, 7 Days set... OH SHI- He knows.
>>13541
>777 images omitted
SRSLY GUISE, you're scaring me.
I'm HOMESTUCK not stuck at home
homosuck
2022 DAY 174 (2021 DAY 539 / 2020 DAY 905)
I can't fast-travel when Cracky is nearby
Cracky can't fast-travel when I am nearby
we have to slow-travel together
we can't even run because we're not part of the turbo team
until we're part of the turbo team so we have to WALK, SLOWLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SxFc37h6js
>>13548he can't keep getting away with it
the j00s werre in a camp. they couldn't see outside they can't see the bigger picture.all i'm saying is we're in a camp. we live in a camp.
>>13551 wrong, we live in a cave
>>13552that would explain all the ants
THIS IS HER lmao
>>13554she's sweeping the dirt up lol
Congratulations to America and their supreme court for correctly recognizing that vagina-people are second-class citizens.
>>13557 very good
2022 DAY 175 (2021 DAY 540 / 2020 DAY 906)
IDEA: when Olivia comes back and starts whining about how we're ruining her life
we all accuse her of "trauma dumping"
it'll be funny as fuck, I promise
Hmm, trauma dumping. Yes, I like that.
I almost can't do shoot em' up video games anymore. It helps if I'm sober that way I don't feel anything.
GAMES ARE BAD
THEY MAKE YOU MAD
>>13562 sounds like you need to get good
Cracky's Advice
What if Cracky had a falling out with his husband because they became an FTM trans-person?
Lonely. That's how the butterfly felt. She was always an outcast, never really fitting in with her family. She was always flitting about, never really settling down. So when she saw the octopus, she was intrigued. He was different than anyone she had ever met. He was a nerd, living off an inheritance and carefree. But there was something about him that drew her in.
They met by chance, their first encounter was brief but butterflies are notoriously hard to catch so the octopus was smitten. He was drawn to her beauty and her mystery. They began to grow attracted to each other and soon they had a common enemy, a predator that was hunting them both. This bonded them together and they soon married.
They bought a house together and for a while, they were happy. But then they started to disagree on things and they slowly drifted apart. The butterfly became more and more erratic, while the octopus became more and more withdrawn. Finally, they had a huge argument that drove them apart.
They didn't speak for years but the butterfly never stopped thinking about the octopus. She missed him, even though she would never admit it. And then, one day, out of the blue, he showed up at her door. They reconciled and were happier than ever.
One day, tragedy struck. The butterfly was flying too close to the sun and got too close to the flame. She withered and died, leaving the octopus alone and heartbroken. The octopus was devastated. He never stopped loving her, even though she was gone. He always regretted not telling her how much he loved her. But at least he had the memories of their time together to comfort him.
don't lie, the didn't buy the house "together"
...a house made out of bricks
a house made of lies
https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-votes-5-4-to-throw-beer-bottle-at-slut-1849106887
https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-votes-5-4-to-reclassify-women-as-service-1849106924
>>13569 She was a furry too what if she went FTM furry and the octopussy couldn't deal with it?
>her face when they ban abortion, birth control, homosexuality, and interracial relationships
aaaahahaahahahha
Don't allow talk or text
Just Cracky on a platter with her ass out forkandknifeforkandknifeforkandknife
Fortune cookie time again, but this time I decided to do things a little differently
First, I exercised great caution to avoid ripping the fortunes
Second, I decided to dedicate the fortune cookies to Cracky so that the cookies will tell me HER fortunes instead of mine. I did a karmic linking ceremony so that "my" fortune cookies would actually contain "her" fortunes. Understand?
This was the result:
Interdasting, yes. #1 is obvious although oddly worded. #2... cheerful outlook? Does it refer to her current state of being? Is she happy? That would be good. #3.... will she be traveling? Where? Will one of us be kidnapping her?
Post a comment in this webzone if you know what it all means.
>>13595 LIBTARD DETECTED
>>13596 HD
>>13595Overturning Roe v. Wade had nothing to do with banning abortion, it clearly leaves that to the individual States, what it IS about is removing the expectation to privacy and medical autonomy, which in turn opens up FORCED VAXX shots and internment camps for those that resist, because if you already got vaxxed abortion is poison irrelevant, you're already sterilized.
Shoot first, shoot straight.
jerking off to fully clothed twitch girls
When you go down on a girl or 'eat her out' you don't stick your tongue inside of her vag but has anyone tried doing that? I've never seen porn of someone sticking their tongue inside a woman's vag it's completely unheard of
fork and knife fork and knife fork and knife
>>13601Learn to eat yogurt cups without a spoon, it's not a new thing. What they do for the camera isn't anything like real life. Humming is a more fun thing to play with, though you do run the risk of having your head squeezed like a melon. YOLO
wait for it... wait for it...
>>13605
2022 DAY 176 (2021 DAY 541 / 2020 DAY 907)
I hate today. Today is not a Cracky day. I hate that I have to live in today. I don't want it to be today anymore. I want it to be tomorrow. I'm just going to wait. I'm not going to do anything except wait, until it's tomorrow. Maybe I'll hate tomorrow less.
CRACKY DOESN'T KNOW THE THING
I have a great idea for a Youtube video.Just follow your dog around with your camera and play Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me.
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE PEOPLE
what do you mean "these people"?
do you ever wish you could just become a nigger
There's a song called "Damn I Wish I Was a Nigger" by David Allan Coe. But you can't really find it online anymore. It's not on YouTube (as far as I can tell). You can find the lyrics easily but not the song. I'm sure it's out there somewhere but it's not EASY to find. I wonder why that is?
>>13619 The grammar is bad. It should be "I wish I WERE a nigger", not "I wish I WAS a nigger".
LOL.
>mailed her period blood to the suprimo court>not putting it on her face and posting to 4ch
Amateur
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1541145863346499584
The abortion ban is to cover up the infertility and miscarriages from the COVID vaccine
>>13622you're an agent from some SEA country trying to gaslight me.
CS:GO cs:no CS:GO cs:no CS:GO cs:no
"Not all the eyes are brown"
I'm sorry I'm not doing enough. I'm sorry I'm not doing well enough. I want to do more. I want to do better. But I don't think I can do it alone. I think I need help. Why aren't you helping me, "dear" reader?
I think someone's missing. Sometimes it feels almost like all the little anons have "voices" and I can almost think I can almost sometimes tell them apart, sometimes, almost.
Maybe it's just my imagination. BUT I think somebody is missing. Somebody hasn't posted lately. Where are you, dear reader? Why aren't you posting? Are you okay?
Say something about Cracky, dear reader. This isn't a solo mission. This is a collaborative effort.
Cracky on July 4
>>13630 furries: good or bad? what's your opinion? my opinion: they are bad
>furry
your website sucks now
"The Lord is good and glad to teach the proper path to all who go astray,he will teach the ways that are right and best to those who humbly turn to him. And when we obey him, every path he guides us on is fragrant with his lovingkindess and his truth."
>>13637 >>13637 whose website? what website? what? where? why?
>>13636 Cracky is a furry though
>>13638 this is what the refrance: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+25&version=TLB
>>13644that is the reference!
>>13641 Breaking Bad
RIP testicle thread
Cracky is a creepy, disgusting little brat
we are winning
I don't know what she's like I just make her personality up lol
>>13657 Cracky is whoever does Cracky's job
fake Her until you make Her
>>13658And what exactly is Cracky's job?
>>13660Roffs don't have jobs, they have hobbies.
>>13662 I couldn't find anything on Wikipedia confirming that cavern actually exists. The bunker yes everything else no.
????????
Olivia probably has a huge loose vagina from being such a slut, right? Isn't that how vaginas work?
>>13663
>Wokepedia
Oh, wow. Did you check Snopes to see what a pair of commie-libshits and their cat think about it too?
>>13666Probably a safe bet to say that the last time you saw a vagina IRL was when you dropped out of one. Lots of tight pussy has seen miles and miles of the D, it's all about muscle tone and Kegels. Pussy will stretch a mile before it'll tear an inch, and shitnessed.
My girlfriend sucked over 9000 dicks
>>13668just the same one over and over again
2022 DAY 177 (2021 DAY 542 / 2020 DAY 908)
For the next thread I'm thinking about rebranding this project. Shake things up a little. What about "CATHARSIS ACADEMY". There are a few pre-existing Google hits but nothing major. Or what about "CATHARSIS UNIVERSITY"? You get the idea... something education-related.
What do you think? Academy? University? Something else?
You can go to congress and freestyle rap
>>13670 Cracky sandwich
Cracky sand witch
>>13670Common misconception, Sasha Grey, by your logic should be the spokesperson for Arby's, still has a coinslot cooter. The beefier versions come that way, stock.
>>13679 how do you know what Sasha Grey's genitals look like?
>>13679What does it smell like?
>>13681 >mfw when I play myself
>>13682
crackypussy probably smells like refried beans a.k.a. "frijoles refritos" as the cool kids are saying these days (that's what I say because I'm one of the cool kids)
imagine seeing her vagaina but the smell is so gross you vomit on it
Catharsis Remedial Reform School For Stupid Gay Babies
Cracky loves me so much she puts herself in the binbag so I don't have to exert myself
Cracky probably owns several monkey NFTsshe wasted all her money now she's bankrupt
>>13684OOO is it farty too?
just heard a rumor that Gargamel from Smurfs is an anti-semitic stereotype
>>13689 farts don't come from vaginas, they come from buttholes
I'm gonna screenshot your post and farm it for karma on /r/BadWomensAnatomy
people keep saying fictional characters are "anti-semitic stereotype"
Cracky is a fictional character
is SHE an "anti-semitic stereotype"????????!!!!
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
I think Biden wasn't the first president to know the thingI think they ALL knew the thingbut Biden was the first with the courage to actually ACKNOWLEDGE knowing the thing(or maybe he let it slip accidentally)
does Cracky know the thing?does Olivia know the thing?does the skyqueen know the thing?does Mrs. Dr. Wheatley know the thing?does Luna know the thing?does Kimi know the thing?did Miriam know the thing?was Miriam KILLED because she knew the thing?or because she was going to tell people about the thing?why wasn't Biden killed after he told people about the thing?or maybe he was killednot sure who I can trust
Cracky, Cracky, give me your answer doI'm half crazy all for the love of youIt won't be a stylish marriageI can't afford a carriageBut you'll look sweetupon the seatof a bicycle built for two
that's a bicycle built for one but use your imaginationalso 137000 GET
this is a meme about Cracky(she's a liberal with big boobies now)
broke: raping and killing Cracky because the pasta told you towoke: raping and killing Cracky because she's a libtard
bespoke: not raping or killing Cracky because both those things are wrong
Olivia you know we're joking right
guys I don't know how to say this buy I have doubts that Gillian Maxwell is actually guilty
if sex trafficking happened then there would have been customersif there were customers they would have been arrestedbut no customers were arrestedmeaning sex trafficking didn't happen?so X-Files lady didn't really do anything wrong?
>>13691
>confirmed for never made a girl queef
Jeepers queefers!!!Do it. I want to watch them all laugh at you.
I think the communists are paying shills to astroturf on chansluts trying to persuade us to have s*x. What do they stand to gain from this? I don't know. But I intend to find out.
FACT: all pro-s*x propaganda is posted by Russian troll farms
or do they do it for free?
Communist lesbians trying to steal our seed to create the next generation of communist babies
>>13699it has pegs, in some countries that's a three-seater. This is the bike she should be riding in a perfect world.
THAT'S WHY THEY BANNED ABORTIONTIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE
known lesbian & communist Sonia Sotomayor voted to ban abortion WHY? because she needs our sperm to create more lesbian communist babies.
it should be legal (and perhaps mandatory) to abort communist babies
they're getting desparte
we're in the endgame now
"wet dreams" are usually communist lesbians sneaking into your room at night and jerking you off
>>13688
they're putting NFTs in the COVID vaccines now
you think you're crypto-free but in reality you have NFTs replicating in your bloodstream
when the communist lesbians harvest your sperm at night they actually extract the NFTs and shell them for a profit
you're being forced to incubate NFTs against your will
THAT'S WHY THEY BANNED ABORTION
so you can't legally kill the NFTs in your bloodstream
Cracky knows about ALL of thisthere's no way she's not involvedshe knows about it and she does NOTHING to stop itbecause she's a STUPID BITCHfuck you Cracky FUCK YOU
she's probably one of the commie lesbians posting all the pro-s*x propaganda on chansluts
>>13710
>kekekeke
So much winning...If you can't "vote" them out, breed them out.
binbagging her shouldn't even be illegalself-defensestand your groundcastle doctrineshe's a literal rapist, she has no right to life
>>13722 DAMN IT CRACKY STOP BEING A COMMUNISTSTOP BEING A LESBIANSTOP GROWING NFTS IN OUR CELLSIT'S SO TRANSPARENT WHAT YOU'RE DOING
why can't she just go back to being cute and sweetthose were simpler timesno NFTsno communismno lesbiansthey massacared her
gonna start drinking small amounts of bleach to try to kill the NFTs in my cells
Gayniggers from Outer Space wasn't a sci-fi it was a DOCUMENTARY
>>13723Show us on the doll where Cracky "touched" you.
remember when Saturday Night Life ripped off GNFOS??
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/gays-in-space-you-did-not-wear-that-today/2860906
Cracky on left me on right
Cracky on right me on left
>refusing to fuck Cracky because you're saving yourself for Cracky
unshackle your mindescape from the prison you're inescape from the second, larger prison surrounding that prisonOOPS now you're in a third, larger prisonno matter how far you go north south east or west it's all just prisons within prisons within prisonsyou have to go UPinto the SKYthat's the only way out
no matter how far EAST you go you'll still be going EASTif you go NORTH you'll eventually reach the north pole and then you'll have to either STAY THERE or go SOUTHyou won't escape the planet by wandering its surfaceYOU MUST GO UPYOU MUST ASCEND
>>13732More like refusing to have sex with Olivia because you're saving yourself for Cracky.
you can't escape this planet by going northyou can't escape this planet by going southyou can't escape this planet by going westyou can't escape this planet by going eastyou can't escape this planet by going northwestGET THE IDEA?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND???????????
this is usthis is the reality we live every daywe're no smarter than this retarded dogsorry for dropping the r-slur but THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
we go around and around and around and around instead of going UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SChnJDfmrSU
5 hours 18 minutes 58 seconds
you're welcome
WHEATLEY
>>13737
>limiting yourself to x,y, you've gotta go Z.
geometry is a prison for nigger brains
ask the "smartest" math guy to square a circle using only a compass and straightedge in a finite number of stepsTHEY CAN NOT DO ITthey will admit they can't do itthey will admit it's impossible
>>13743Maff is raciss!
they fill your mind with poisonthey fill your blood with NFTsthey harvest your semen at nightthey use it to create more retarded gay commie babiesand now you can't even abort thembutbut...BUT you can abort themthe secret is that you can just break the law if you want towhat are they going to do, put you in (((jail)))you're ALREADY in jail
"law" is the biggest scam ever createdyou don't need permission to do things
>>13744you just fold up the edges, lol.
jails inside jails inside jails inside jailsYOU HAVE TO GO UP
the child who did this is smarter than 99.999% of humans
this is the world they want you to believe you're living in
this is the true nature of the world
don't be a paintbrushbe a flood-fillbe an eraserhell, be a spraypaint if you want to
do any of you stupid fucking NIGGERS understand any of this?
When limited to two choices, always force a turd.
VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/4c8237b0
>>13755It's the classic Crackybashi-Meroo scenario, I get it.
>>13757
>more like CrakySmashy-Vagoo
amirite?
>>13696 this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjmjqlOPd6A
I'm not evil. I just love Cracky. If you hate me because I love Cracky, that makes you the evil one.
>>13759boooshihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC_sqi9oocI
>be me >be in sandbox for years>they build a Burger King in Iraq>go in and ask for a Big Mac>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC_sqi9oocI
is the new psyop to pretend that posting normal YouTube links isn't allowed?
>>13760There can be only one.
If that's evil, so be it.
psyop = cyclopsone eye but WHICH eyenot on the leftnot on the rightmust be the third eyeso they can perceive the supernatural but not the natural?wouldn't that be an odd way to live
>>13764this is what the re-belgium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbvtSQvgWM
imagine an astral cyclops who learns to awaken his "first and second eyes" and perceive the material world for the first time
he tries to convince his kin of the existence of "matter" and "particles" and "taxes"
but nobody believes himthey think he's insaneIS HE?
this horse is wiser than any single one of us probably
timecube man was right, the more educated you are the more stupider you are
we lost him because we didn't deserve himwe lost Cracky because we didn't deserve herwe deserve nothing and eventually we will have nothing
>>13767
>taxes
taxation is theft, nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4
>"Woman Is the Nigger of the World" is a song by John Lennon and Yoko Ono with Elephant's Memory from their 1972 album Some Time in New York City. Released as a single in the United States, the song sparked controversy at the time due to the use of the word "nigger" in the title and its agitprop exaggerated subject matter.
if I wrote a song called "CRACKY is the nigger of the world" I would be immediately cancelled but John Lemon can apparently do whatever he wants
this says SO MUCH about society
>>13776
>say so much about society
It says, "this song is shit".
Clearly the fact that nobody is willing to pay to watch women's sports is a clear indicator that they are sub-nigger tier, and this is now a nigger thread, as per tradition.
>>13780This is the re-niggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
>>13780 women's gymnastics is much more popular than men's gymnastics
this really really really says a lot about society
>>13783You'd think there would be a professional league for them where they sell out stadiums, but they don't have that.
Why EVERYONE has to use the word "NIGGER". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCofEwQL_b0
Do it for Cracky, nigger!
2022 DAY 178 (2021 DAY 543 / 2020 DAY 909)
Wow, looks like some things happened since my last checkin. That's good to see. I hope it was cathartic. That's what this is all about. Keep up the good work, ladies and gentlemen (etc).
The shocking conclusion of this thread is nigh. This is the penultimate update.
abortion is like some toy Cracky's parents take away from her as punishment for being bad. it's like Karma points if she's in the green she can have abortioon fetish sex but if it's orange or red they take away your abortions again and you have to win 3 lower priority matches and play more games to get up your Chinese internet behavior score again.
where is >>13796 through >>13861 ??? huh??? where are they??
where is >>13800 ? >>13810 ? >>13820 >>13830 >>13840 >>13850 >>13860 ?!?!
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
2022 DAY 181 (2021 DAY 546 / 2020 DAY 912)
This is it... the end of one road and the start of another. I could save more but I'll save it for after. See you on the other side...
NEW THREAD: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php
