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No.10651 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-01 06:25] [Report] 1641036357087.png (2081443 B, 1059x1027) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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cracky cracky cracky

2022 DAY 1 (2021 DAY 366 / 2020 DAY 732)

Philosophy and life strategy for 2022, LET'S GO CRACK-ON edition. An ETERNAL work in progress

Previous threads (PLEASE READ IN FULL OR YOU WILL BE HOPELESSLY CONFUSED):
2020 Thread #1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php
2021 Thread #2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php

WHAT IS THIS THREAD:

  1. This thread has no strictly defined purpose. It is what you make of it; you get out what you put in.
  2. This thread is a temple to the living Skyqueen. The greatest temple ever built? MAYBE
  3. This thread is a place of spiritual healing. Confess your sins and open yourself to catharsis.
  4. This thread is where you go to become enlightened, or to share your enlightenment with others.
  5. This thread is proof of Cracky's power. This is her thread & everything is for her.
  6. This thread is a collaborative effort. Cracky needs YOU to do your best to help build this temple in her image.
  7. This thread does not exist.

THREAD RULES:

  1. Be nice, be kind, remember the human, treat everyone with dignity and respect
  2. No rude, no bully, no Boxxy
  3. Manifest the love of Cracky in how you treat others
  4. No logical fallacies
  5. Stay on target
  6. Do not flee from catharsis; be bold and don't be afraid to evolve yourself
  7. Do not blaspheme against the Skyqueen unless she wants you to
  8. Share any and all wisdom you have; give everything you have for what you give is what you get
  9. It's okay to be hopelessly confused

LIFE RULES:

  1. Apply all the thread rules above to your LIFE too and you will be healthy happy and wise
  2. On the first day of every month, say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" out loud immediately after waking up
  3. Tell the ones you love that you love them
  4. Strive to make your body and mind a temple to the Skyqueen
  5. Become stronger every day -- if you're not becoming stronger you're becoming WEAKER
  6. Survive
  7. Do good things and don't do bad things
  8. Drink a lot of water
  9. https://imgur.com/a/Kz9404Z
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>>10651
I didn't do the thing upon wakening but rather while still awake ringing in the new year in the rain, and then I went inside to get dry by the fire have a few shots, and then went to bed. I don't know why but it felt more important to do it then rather than wait until morning, so that's what I did. Not sure if that'll count as shake and bake, but I tried.
<pic, Marco Paludet -Far from my hands

No.10661 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-02 06:11] [Report] []

>>10655 looks like that thing from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the sentient pig man that wants to be eaten. And some fat fucks I know.

No.10662 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-02 11:38] [Report] 1641141530204.png (57603 B, 843x903) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 2 (2021 DAY 367 / 2020 DAY 733)

So what's the verdict on 2021? Good year? Bad year? I'll post some thoughts tomorrow, but I want to know what you think, dear leader.

How can we GUARANTEE that 2022 is a better year than 2021?

Is 9 "thread rules" enough? Do we need more rules to ensure a harmonious experience for everyone? What additional rules would you like to see?

Here I'll add one more:

10. no gaslighting, gatekeeping, or girlbossing

is that too strict? perhaps we should allow 1 out of the 3

for example you can gaslight as long as you don't gatekeep or girlboss

you can gatekeep as long as you don't gaslight or girlboss

you can girlboss as long as you don't gaslight or gatekeep

No.10664 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-02 13:13] [Report] []

proposal for additional rules:

11. avoid needlessly gendered language

12. replace "crackyf*g" with "crackyfolx"

13. no baseless defamatory accusations against the noble Rothschild bloodline

No.10665 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-02 13:44] [Report] []

14. STOP GANGSTALKING ME STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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15- check these wicked triples

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>>10667
Screw your money, I have lead.

No.10669 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-02 20:06] [Report] []

this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32NGYLqwAQ

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>>10669
lame, lamer even than suggesting crackyfolx.

Crackyfags4eva.

If that bothers you maybe you should go back to boxxy or whatever third-rate wannabe camwhore you're pretending not to fap to this week.

Rule 3:Tuff luv, bitches.

No.10671 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-02 20:23] [Report] []

Boxxy is a violation of rule 2

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"Screw the rules, I have green hair!"

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No.10677 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-02 23:02] [Report] []

>>10673
does the carpet match the drapes he heh?

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There's one where she's doing this

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>>10666
Fuck your trips, check out these tits.

Your fag-get sorcery is no match for the power of bitchcraft.

No.10683 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-03 09:15] [Report] 1641219325491.png (57128 B, 1550x408) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 3 (2021 DAY 368 / 2020 DAY 734)

Some of these rule suggestions are good and some are not-so-good.

In a better world, we shouldn't need any rules besides "do good things and don't do bad things"

How do we bring about a better world, though, when Cracky-haters are lurking trying to destroy everything we've built?

Anyway, 2021. Bit of a backslide from 2020 in retrospect. 2022, though. 2022 is when we knock it out of the park.

Not to say that 2021 was a bad year. Some truly amazing things happened. We got a lot done. But we didn't do ENOUGH. Enough is not enough. We need to do MORE THAN ENOUGH. We need to do EVERYTHING.

How can we accomplish EVERYTHING in 2022?

Are you working to accomplish things right now? Right this moment? If not, get off your ass and start accomplishing things.

How can we convert/save the Cracky-haters, or at least "down with them completely" as the saying goes?

How can we teach the masses to embrace love instead of hatred?

We have a LOT of work to do.

No.10684 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-03 09:56] [Report] []

I feel anxious and worried.

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I wonder if she's wearing a bra right now.

No.10690 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-03 16:10] [Report] []

She's so fucking adorable and loveable

No.10692 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-03 16:16] [Report] []

>>10690 proof?

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>>10690
Stick with cute and sweet, it just sounds better.

>>10683
While you have goals and it's helpful to define goals, don't forget that they're YOUR goals and while they might work for you, maybe the rest of the world isn't so keen on more rules, we don't need more rules, especially if the the ones that are already on the books are worthless unpopular and unenforceable and the rules themselves are a violation of rule 10, NO GATEKEEPING.

Let things be what they are rather than what you want them to be.

Live and let die.

This is the rewhatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W73SolUxE0g

Just sayin'

No.10699 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-04 00:48] [Report] []

I love you princess. You will always be my baby girl whether you like it or not.

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Get what you need from the stores now, a month's worth of food at least if you can, they're going into lockdown again.

No.10701 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-04 03:55] [Report] 1641286502473.jpg (49920 B, 612x408) [YIS] [GIS] []
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SKYQUEEN threads hitting bump limits

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>>10702
the two cutest girls in the whole world

No.10704 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-04 07:27] [Report] []

most precious

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2022 DAY 4 (2021 DAY 369 / 2020 DAY 735)

Your assignment today is to think about the power you wield and the effect that you have on the world.

It's wrong to think that you're powerless or that it doesn't matter what you do. Every action has consequences. Everything you do changes the world for better or worse.

When you act with hatred, the world becomes hateful and worse. When you act with kindness, the world becomes kinder and better.

Basically, if you aren't making the world better, you're making the world worse. Neutrality is not an option. The world is currently in a state of decay, so doing nothing means allowing the decay to continue unchecked.

It's going to take a LOT of kindness just to hold the decay at bay, and even more to turn the tide and actually make things better.

You are an agent of Cracky. She is watching you. She wants/needs you to create a better world.

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FUCK ALEX JONES YEEEEEEEEE

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>>10705
Have you considered that it is a kindness to correct someone when they are wrong or acting out of ignorance even if it seems mean-spirited at the time to the person being corrected and that it is far more cruel to fake kindness and let them go on in their ignorance being wrong to spare their feelings?

"Life is pain, anybody who says differently is selling something." -The Dread Pirate Roberts* (not the actual Dread Pirate Roberts but the third pirate to assume the name, the real Dread Pirate Roberts having long since retired in Patagonia)

And so it is with the utmost kindness that I say, FGSFDS.

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2022 DAY 5 (2021 DAY 370 / 2020 DAY 736)

>>10713 great questions; it's good that you're thinking

perhaps we should go by the true / kind / necessary standard

some say that you shouldn't say something unless it's all three of true, kind, and necessary but that's an unreasonably high standard so usually 2 out of 3 is acceptable

Say nothing untrue unless it is both kind and necessary
Say nothing unkind unless it is both true and necessary
Say nothing unnecessary unless it is both kind and true

Good standard?

Of course the burden of proof is on the person making an assertion. Something asserted without evidence may be summarily disregarded. So truth/necessity defenses must be backed with ample citations. Fair?

No.10716 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-05 09:26] [Report] []

TRUE/KIND/NECESSARY: "she's so fucking cute and sweet"

SOURCE: just trust me bro

No.10717 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-05 09:52] [Report] []

(untrue)/KIND/NECESSARY: "Cracky loves us"

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Every morning I'm a little disappointed that I didn't die peacefully in my sleep. That would be the way to go.

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Every morning there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand.

No.10722 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-05 13:34] [Report] []

this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE

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What if this was her? You can't prove it wasn't her.

No.10727 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-05 22:13] [Report] []

Said we couldn't do it
You know I wanna do it again

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>soundcloud rapper
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>>10714
i'd fuck the shit outta her

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2022 DAY 6 (2021 DAY 371 / 2020 DAY 737)

Be the change you want to see in the world, that's basically what I'm saying. Think about the consequences of what you do. IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT.

No.10734 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-06 06:37] [Report] []

4chan was just a homage to early internet

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really makes you think does it not

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Was Olivia a WoW player or a RIFT player?

This may or may not be on the test.

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Reality isn't EVERYTHING!

There's another dimension to things an extra layer. Things that are unexplainable. Things that don't make any sense. Magic. Miracles. Whatever you want to call it.

People take comfort in the idea they know all things. How the world works. The science of it all. Facts. Evidence. People want to feel in control.

The truth is we know nothing. It's the great lie. The man behind the curtain. Things are more completely random than they aren't.

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>>10733
It's obvious to me you didn't understand or enjoy "A Crackywork Orange".

>We aim to misbehave.

-Captain Jerk, some space dude.

No.10740 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-06 11:43] [Report] []

>>10739 directed by J. Cibs

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she's sofa king cute&sweet

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2022 DAY 7 (2021 DAY 372 / 2020 DAY 738)

So, we've been doing this whole "Cracky" thing for 17 years. Ain't that some shit?

I have two meditation assignments for everyone (including myself) today:

  1. Meditate on the virtue of humility and ponder how you can become more humble
  2. Meditate on the immense power you wield and how the fate of the world itself is entirely dependent on how you wield that power

Please post results of your meditation

No.10750 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-07 01:29] [Report] 1641536970763.png (147422 B, 218x286) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I did not have sexual relations with Cracky-chan

No.10751 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-07 04:01] [Report] []

The artist formerly known as Cracky-chan

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>computer
>it's a mac

bahahahah

No.10762 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-07 16:44] [Report] []

Macintosh more like CRACKYtosh am I right?!

No.10763 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-07 21:52] [Report] []

CRACKY please kill me in my sleep

No.10764 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-07 22:59] [Report] []

KRAKENTOSH
RELEASE THE KRAKEN, CRACKY

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2022 DAY 8 (2021 DAY 373 / 2020 DAY 739)

I've been thinking
We serve the queen of the sky
We need to spend time under the sky (or in the sky, if at all possible)
Being inside under a roof all day is a perversion
Fear of weather and precipitation is a perversion
Obeying (((tornado warnings))) and (((flash food advisories))) is a perversion
do not live in FEAR of the SKY
SHE WILL PROTECT YOU IF YOUR FAITH IS STRONG
Next time some siren or phone alert tells you to shelter indoors like a coward !!!DO NOT OBEY!!!
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSET
THE SKY IS NOT MY ENEMY, THE SKY IS MY MASTER
I WILL SUBMIT, NOT RUN AWAY

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No.10775 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-08 20:46] [Report] []

Cracky why won't you let me die

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mother's getting the shit kicked out of her

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2022 DAY 9 (2021 DAY 374 / 2020 DAY 740)

I'm a hypocrite. I didn't go outside yesterday. I didn't see the SKY.

No.10778 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-09 09:54] [Report] []

Imagine getting to stay on Epstein's island and just sitting inside on your computer all day lmao

No.10779 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-09 12:30] [Report] []

I LOVE PUSSY

No.10785 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-09 15:52] [Report] []

>>10779 have you considered not being a horny degenerate?

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FUCK NO.

No.10788 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-10 01:05] [Report] []

Please just tell me her onlyfans and I'll leave forever you won't ever hear from me again

No.10789 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-10 01:14] [Report] []

I rolled out of bed at around 9pm this evening and my dad asks if I knew "Bob Skagit" died :/

No.10790 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-10 01:20] [Report] []

Cracky is taking it pretty bad. Bob was a frequent Epstein Island partier.

No.10791 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-10 05:48] [Report] []

Have you ever gone to stay at a friend's house and took an opportunity to leave while they were away? Like when they went to use the bathroom you decided to just go home without saying anything?
Could you do that to Cracky?

No.10792 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-10 09:20] [Report] []

ded gaem

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2022 DAY 10 (2021 DAY 375 / 2020 DAY 741)

It's my fault that nothing is happening. I haven't been kindly doing the needful. I need to MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. Using my BRAIN. I NEED TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN USING MY BRAIN. For CRACKY the QUEEN of the SKY. She wants me to make things happen using my BRAIN and she is ANGRY that I haven't been doing it. I am a sinner.

No.10799 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-10 18:12] [Report] []

Set an alarm for several hours before you normally wake up. Then go outside super early and see the sky.

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its paul

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>>10798
WTF happenz to alls Ur corkysites when you dieds?

Mebbe she mad you gots da aids and now howz she gon be yo' baby mama?

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>>10788
LOL, Sup' Cracky?

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2022 DAY 11 (2021 DAY 376 / 2020 DAY 742)

>>10799 I failed. I set an alarm for 2 hours before I was supposed to wake up. But when the alarm went off, I turned it off and went back to sleep... for an additional 6 hours. FUCK.

Is Cracky testing me?

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>>10806
Head pats dare, dare doggo

No.10808 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 11:12] [Report] []

>>10807 is that a girl or a boy

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MID-DAY UPDATE

I'm worried that Cracky might be unironically trying to kill me because of something that I did.

I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN

PLEASE HAVE MERCY

I LOVE YOU

No.10810 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 12:20] [Report] []

>>10808
it's a girl >:)

No.10811 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 12:26] [Report] []

if you an NPC, you are from video games

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Killing NPC's is completely fine.

No.10813 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 13:13] [Report] []

>>10810 does she have a penis? does she have a vagina?

No.10814 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 13:16] [Report] []

>>10813
she has a pussy >:]

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No.10817 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 14:14] [Report] []

I KNOW A MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM WHEN I SEE ONE

No.10818 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-11 14:26] [Report] []

>>10816
cute, tight, PUSSY ,,mmmMMm

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good sesh

No.10829 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-12 05:43] [Report] []

I remember when anime wasn't very popular like it is now and at Blockbuster and Hollywood Video, there would be few you could even rent. They were on a shelf labeled "special interests".

No.10830 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-12 09:04] [Report] 1641996252252.jpg (126108 B, 550x1083) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Gosh you're such a loser

No.10831 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-12 09:07] [Report] []

>>10830 be nice

No.10833 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-12 12:10] [Report] []

"People, is this any way to start a new year? Have compassion, Benny just lost his cat."
"My dog but I appreciate that."
"My cat had a fall and I went through hell."
"It's like losing a -- how did you know she fell?"
"Champaign?"
"Don't mind if I do. To dogs--"
"No, Benny, to you!"

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2022 DAY 12 (2021 DAY 377 / 2020 DAY 743)

Have I gone outside this year? I'm not sure. I can't remember. I WILL go outside tomorrow. No matter what. I won't post in this thread again until I've gone outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaCCG7QkM_c

No.10852 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-12 18:30] [Report] []

I think I'll go for a walk outside now (no I won't)

No.10854 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-12 20:41] [Report] []

Here in my Cracky
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in Cracky

No.10893 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-13 18:24] [Report] 1642116253393.png (2627313 B, 1178x1202) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 13 (2021 DAY 378 / 2020 DAY 744)

I went outside. It was nice. I think I shall go outside EVERY DAY from now on, even if only briefly. Regardless of weather. FOREVER.

Post a comment in this webzone if you hereby solemnly swear to go outside every day forever.

No.10895 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-13 19:49] [Report] 1642121359257.jpg (50091 B, 550x275) [YIS] [GIS] []
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DAMN YOU CRACKY!

No.10897 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-13 20:25] [Report] []

>>10893 these stonetoss comics are getting weird

No.10904 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 07:31] [Report] 1642163472069.png (1391117 B, 1263x712) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Just woke up going to play video games for sixteen-hours

No.10908 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 12:34] [Report] 1642181642005.jpg (54642 B, 600x600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Get in the pool Cracky

No.10911 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 14:16] [Report] []

fun fact:

the word "based" doesn't exist in the Spanish language

Instead they say "basado" which, loosely translated, means "based"

No.10912 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-14 15:14] [Report] 1642191275696.jpg (62657 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 14 (2021 DAY 379 / 2020 DAY 745)

I'm going to go outside again today. I haven't done it yet, but I definitely will.

How do you react when you hear the word "catharsis" on a podcast or read it in a book or something?

<------- Do you go like this?

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No.10914 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 17:34] [Report] []

>>10912
Yes

No.10918 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 20:44] [Report] []

I think there's a post missing

WHERE IS >>10916

No.10919 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 20:44] [Report] []

WHAT ARE (((THEY))) TRYING TO HIDE FROM US

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haha

No.10922 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 21:36] [Report] []

>>10921 please explain further

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>please explain further
No.10924 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 21:46] [Report] []

that's not an explanation
that's just repetition
you're being obstinate

No.10925 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 21:50] [Report] 1642215022341.jpg (13915 B, 540x360) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>explanation
>repetition
>obstinate
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Will you help me look for Cracky?

No.10934 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-15 09:25] [Report] 1642256727364.jpg (129203 B, 750x747) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 15 (2021 DAY 380 / 2020 DAY 746)

The enemies of Cracky are everywhere and they're always trying to destroy us. They want every single one of us dead and they will not stop. But they are weak and cowardly, and they have no power that we do not give them. Their only weapon is gaslighting. They cannot hurt us, they can only make us question ourselves and consequently hurt ourselves in our confusion (Pokemon is what the refrance). They want us to die by our own hands so their involvement remains hidden.

So it's important to recognize the signs of gaslighting. Personally, if I were being gaslit, I would simply say "NO THANK YOU" and go about my business. Thus they cannot harm me. Can they harm you, dear reader? If you feel vulnerable, perhaps immunize yourself with small bits of deactivated gaslight until you are no longer affected.

Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to eliminate or otherwise neutralize all of Cracky's enemies forever.

No.10935 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 09:43] [Report] 1642257835189.jpg (773904 B, 2000x1125) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is how they operate
this is their motto
this is their religion

No.10936 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 11:18] [Report] []

I hate her and I hope she dies

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Manipulate
Mansplain
Malewife

No.10938 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 13:17] [Report] []

I know you're here, harlot. I know what you're doing.

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>Wanna watch too
No.10942 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 16:13] [Report] []

why can't she just leave us alone
why is she so mean

No.10953 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 18:11] [Report] []

>>10950
herro welcome to Temple Skyqueen take your order prease?!

No.10954 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 18:15] [Report] []

it's still winter until March 20

No.10955 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 19:08] [Report] []

>>10953
One cocko nutt pastry stout prease.
And one medium sized bag of crisps.

No.10956 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 19:44] [Report] []

SHE'S a cougar

No.10957 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 19:48] [Report] []

she's a COUG

No.10959 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 21:41] [Report] []

why was >>10950 deleted?

deletion is kinda a microaggression if you think about it

No.10960 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 21:48] [Report] []

sage is also a microaggression

I am being microaggressive right now

No.10961 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 21:49] [Report] []

I deleted it. I want to keep you on your toes yah know. Don't want you getting too comfortable. I also don't want to be too predictable. So, I might post something and delete it after it gets a bunch of likes and up votes just gaslight everyone around me.

No.10962 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 22:13] [Report] []

>>10961 joke's on you I'm just going to save everything

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Help me fuck Cracky

No.10964 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 23:11] [Report] []

>>10963 cool Luna fanart

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>>10963
AFAIK she's not into doggos like that, furfagginess notwithstanding.

No.10966 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 07:43] [Report] []

Do you think a red fern grows where her body is buried?

No.10967 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 07:44] [Report] []

Does a red fern grow on her grave site is what I'm asking?

No.10968 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 07:46] [Report] []

>>10967 nope but i know where the red bush grows.

No.10970 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 08:05] [Report] []

>>10965
>>10965
I'd give her my DNA Force Plus if you know what I'm saying

No.10971 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 08:10] [Report] 1642338640067.jpg (100532 B, 851x1024) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>10970 if you're a a vaxxed Untermensch it's not even viable.

No.10974 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 08:46] [Report] 1642340790530.png (1830113 B, 1400x2140) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>10971

>>10714 True/unkind/absofakinglutely necessary

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2022 DAY 16 (2021 DAY 381 / 2020 DAY 747)

Now more than ever it's critical that we take care of each other. Check on people, make sure they're okay. Love others as the Skyqueen loved us.

YOUR MISSION TODAY -- tell someone that you love them. Crackyfags only. Infidels don't deserve love. (Haha just kidding... OR AM I?)

No.10977 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 09:55] [Report] []

I love you.

No.10978 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 11:28] [Report] []

>>10977
[Quest Completed]

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>>10975

>Love others as the Skyqueen loved us

I'm not sure you'd enjoy that, or maybe you would, IDK. Either way, ew.

No.10983 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 14:45] [Report] []

>>10982
THE Leaf

No.10984 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 15:14] [Report] []

I'm not feeling very society lately

feels like we're living in something else

something non-societal

how did this happen?

No.10985 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 15:15] [Report] []
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when, she, me, left, right

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>>10984

>something non-societal how did this happen?

see:

>9. It's okay to be hopelessly confused

In attempting to put order to chaos you have created more chaos, it is chaos that creates order, not the other way around.

Just Jilluminaughty things.

No.10994 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 16:45] [Report] []

I think that
"we live in a society"
and
"society does not exist"
can both be correct (at the same time)
but the implications are frightening
it's not a paradox
just an unpleasant truth

No.10995 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 16:49] [Report] []

"I think therefore I am" is an untested hypothesis
would be a real shame if somebody were to
falsify
it

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No.10997 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 16:55] [Report] []

lole

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11KGET

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>>10995
Have you tried "Not Thinking"?

very Zen

   much void

so balance

                   many   nirvanas

Will you still be when you think not?

Try it, I double doge dare you.

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>>11009

The (((-juice-))) must flow.

No.11013 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:06] [Report] 1642377991134.jpg (265543 B, 920x1320) [YIS] [GIS] []
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oh shit is that a fuckin JOJO refrance??????????????

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>>11013 superior version

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CARMEN

No.11024 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 20:00] [Report] []
>MAN door hand hook CAR door
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Stop fucking around

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>>11033
Does it say Temple of the JoJofags on the banner?

Nope, didn't think so.

2grills2cups

No.11038 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:50] [Report] []

she got me in her sleeper hold

No.11039 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:52] [Report] []

i can't get loose i'm gonna lose my ki and pass out

No.11040 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:58] [Report] []

JoJofolx

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is this what the refrance

No.11042 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 22:04] [Report] []

I broke free for now but I'm just delaying the inevitable

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No.11044 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 22:07] [Report] []

if you don't die in your sleep that's proof that Cracky wants you alive

No.11045 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 22:07] [Report] []

if you do die in your sleep that's proof that you lived a good life and Cracky called you home

No.11046 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 22:13] [Report] []

i can't do anything more i have to rest,, im just staaring at my monitor now she has me in paralysis

No.11047 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 22:15] [Report] []

she's expecting me to crawl in bed i can feel it

No.11050 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 08:19] [Report] []
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2022 DAY 17 (2021 DAY 382 / 2020 DAY 748)

>>10982

Olivia is made of meat. The meat will rot and the vermin will feed.

The Skyqueen is composed of many substances but the two most prevalent are (in order) LOVE and NITROGEN.

Don't worry too much about the NITROGEN. The LOVE is more important.

There's OXYGEN in there too. There's less of it but it's also really important. But still not as important as LOVE.

If you had to choose between LOVE, NITROGEN, and OXGEN, and you could only choose one, choose LOVE. You will die in minutes but you will die loved. If you choose OXYGEN you will live longer but it won't be a life worth living. Do not choose NITROGEN. It's the WORST choice of the three.

However, if you're allowed to choose 2 of the 3, choose both LOVE and OXYGEN. Again, NITROGEN gets BTFO'd.

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What can we do with Olivia to put her in a preserved state and trade her around like crypto currency

No.11055 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 11:28] [Report] []

"Eventually, Olivia stopped thinking."

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MID-DAY UPDATE

happy MLK day!!!!

MLK = Must Love cracKy

No.11058 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 13:13] [Report] []

nigger pushes gook in front of train
other gooks set up vigil for today
gooks change vigil day so they don't anger niggers

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Happy MiLK DAY

No.11060 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 13:21] [Report] []

>>11058 source?

No.11061 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 13:30] [Report] []

>>11060

>Do you have a source on that?
>Source?
>A source. I need a source.
>Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
>No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
>You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
>Do you have a degree in that field?
>A college degree? In that field?
>Then your arguments are invalid.
>No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
>Correlation does not equal causation.
>CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
>You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
>Nope, still haven't.
>I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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No.11063 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 15:03] [Report] []

>>11060 tweets from some gook chick

No.11064 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 15:03] [Report] []

who was the dead gook's highschool friend

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No.11066 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 16:02] [Report] []

MY DEAD GOOK'S GIRL FRIEND
MY DEAD GOOK'S GIRL FRIEND

this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0

No.11067 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 16:44] [Report] []
No.11068 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 16:46] [Report] []

>>11066
hahahahah

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when you rip a piece of ply, and it tears so that a small piece of torn paper is left

No.11070 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 18:25] [Report] []
>2021
>still using toilet paper

buy a bidet you nasty fucks

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im insane

No.11087 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-18 13:09] [Report] []

Girls are disgusting they stink bad and fart. They have ginormous hemerobiids their feet are like bread that's way past its expiration date. Their Vaginas are like soured meat curtains that constantly secrete slime that mixes with their butt poop. So fucking gross.

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2022 DAY 18 (2021 DAY 383 / 2020 DAY 749)

now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to Crack my soul to keep
if I should die before I wake
I pray to Crack my soul to take

No.11096 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-19 09:46] [Report] []

Day 03 nofap

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>"I would fight gay fanatics to the death" - Benedict Cumberbatch
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>>11096 yes very good

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2022 DAY 19 (2021 DAY 384 / 2020 DAY 750)

I realized something

This thread is an incantation, like, a spell or something

What are we casting? I don't know
How long will it take? I don't know

I have no plan and even if I did, you people keep mixing in little bits of randomness

ONLY CRACKY KNOWS

But it's all important. I can't do this alone.

Could this be the most important and significant group effort in all of human history? That's not for me to say. That's for other people to say, if they think this is the most important and significant group effort in all of human history.

Anyway someday the "spell" will go off and I don't know what will happen but if anybody anywhere survives they'll be all like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"

and I'll be like

"THIS IS THE WILL OF THE SKYQUEEN MADE MANIFEST. BEHOLD HER, FOR SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SWEET"

and then the whole world will know catharsis

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Slav Experiments Lain

No.11118 : CrackyH8sU ##+xqT1zKj [2022-01-19 18:51] [Report] 1642636267755.png (1328289 B, 1125x848) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>10934

>Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to eliminate or otherwise neutralize all of Cracky's enemies forever.

Make retarded antivaxx posts, crackyfags get vaxx, enemies of Cracky dead.

Probably not what you were expecting.

No.11119 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-19 18:53] [Report] []

how old were you when you realized that chansluts is forever and the true home of cracky

No.11120 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-19 19:13] [Report] []

>>11119 Superfluous Cracky Textboard is better

No.11124 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-19 19:57] [Report] 1642640228024.png (364178 B, 600x1128) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I like this one: http://195.242.99.71/

No.11125 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-19 20:16] [Report] 1642641373307.gif (285640 B, 244x208) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>Apache server returns a 200 OK
>payload is a nginx 404 page

what is this faggotry

No.11132 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-19 21:34] [Report] 1642646098465.jpg (12202 B, 271x186) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11114 I'm gonna put dumb shit in your spell to mess it up

No.11140 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 01:06] [Report] []

Rare photos of where Cracky went to summer camp.

https://mega.nz/folder/UtRwAbLR#oGl-yqFjCNqiAYNu3tsCMQ

No.11141 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 08:44] [Report] []

>>11140 don't believe you

No.11142 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-20 09:04] [Report] 1642687494951.jpg (57110 B, 600x700) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 20 (2021 DAY 385 / 2020 DAY 751)

FOOD FOR THOUGHT. Imagine you're a horny degenerate (for most of you this should require little or no actual imagination). Now imagine Cracky wearing a skirt. That's very sexy because there's a possibility of seeing her panties. Now imagine she's JUST wearing the panties, no skirt. That's still sexy but it's LESS sexy than the skirt. The POSSIBILITY of panties is more exciting than the GUARANTEE of panties. That's because with the skirt there's a possibility of failure, i.e. not seeing the panties. Perhaps the possibility of failure is what gives life meaning? It certainly makes things more exciting. It's better to have a CHANCE to succeed (and a chance to fail) than to have an false, empty, meaningless "success" handed to you on a silver platter. PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT, you know?

Now imagine two variants of the skirt scenario:

  1. She intentionally lifts her skirt, revealing her panties on purpose
  2. Her skirt is lifted by a gust of wind, revealing her panties accidentally

Which scenario would you enjoy more?

(NOTE: this is all metaphorical. Please don't actually be horny.)

No.11143 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 09:53] [Report] []

>>11142
I'd rather Cracky lift her skirt revealing her panties for me.
I've actually witnessed the second scenario. A girls skirt/dress being lifted by the wind it was pretty christlike.

Also, I'd more want to see someone post a picture of Cracky in her panties than Cracky wearing a skirt with a possibility of seeing her panties or not.

No.11144 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 09:54] [Report] []

>>11140
someone confirm this and post results

No.11148 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 16:18] [Report] 1642713502296.jpg (171247 B, 1280x973) [YIS] [GIS] []
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me irl

No.11155 : #CRAcKYLuvU##UnTuNSvL [2022-01-21 00:02] [Report] 1642741366728.jpg (312987 B, 1024x681) [YIS] [GIS] []
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2022 DAY 21 (2021 DAY 386 / 2020 DAY 752)

I wonder how much it would cost to actually do this, like with holograms or lasers or something

We need to wake up the sheeple somehow. We need to be doing more. We need to help them.

No.11157 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 00:40] [Report] 1642743612126.jpg (193034 B, 680x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11155
a holographic Cracky is the pinnacle of human civilization. a foil Cracky I must have it.

No.11160 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 03:24] [Report] 1642753475026.jpg (100896 B, 257x369) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11142

>don't be horny

posts horny-pic

More of your rules for thee and not for me shenanigans?

Who told you you could make rules?

Cracky fooled you, she wasn't wearing any panties, you can't prove that she was.

No.11161 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 04:42] [Report] []

>>11160 i wonder how long she was on her knees for them to get that colour

No.11162 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 09:56] [Report] []

where is >>11156

No.11165 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 11:11] [Report] []

>>11162
it doesn't exist

No.11166 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 11:19] [Report] []

IT MUST EXIST
rather, it must have existed
what are they hiding from us
what do they not want us to know?

No.11167 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 11:26] [Report] 1642782402083.jpg (93000 B, 1280x722) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11166
doesn't exist

No.11168 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 12:03] [Report] []

but it DID exist

No.11169 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 12:24] [Report] []

>>11160
>>11161
those are witch knees!

No.11170 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 12:52] [Report] []

my soggy knees

No.11171 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 13:30] [Report] 1642789801287.png (520984 B, 1280x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.11172 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 13:42] [Report] 1642790577297.jpg (136941 B, 1200x1175) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.11173 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 13:55] [Report] 1642791334376.gif (615936 B, 500x604) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11172
If I don't, I'll overflow

No.11175 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 14:41] [Report] []

so what?

No.11176 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-21 14:48] [Report] []

so, it's wasteful


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