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CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYWelcome to CATHARSIS ACADEMY - summer 2022 semesterformerly known as "philosophy and life strategy for 202"
2022 DAY 182 (181+1) (2021 DAY 547 / 2020 DAY 913)
Thread list (please read in sequence from start to end):2020 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php2021 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php2022 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php2022 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php
moving forward these threads will be known as CATHARSIS ACADEMY (for now...?)CATHARSIS ACADEMY - the first, best, and only school dedicated to achieving catharsisEVERYONE is a student and EVERYONE is a teacher
School code of contact: remember that karma is real and Cracky IS watching you
If you observing the religious rites, don't forget the say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" immediately after waking up on the first day of each month
MANY THANKS to an anonymous contributor who created this image for us and submitted it by e-mail
What would you like to see from CATHARSIS ACADEMY?
2022 DAY 183 (181+2) (2021 DAY 548 / 2020 DAY 914)
Can you smell the "new thread" smell? Smells good, doesn't it? And the page load time. So fast. So sexy.
Anyway, since I opened the Gmail account I've been a bit underwhelmed by both the quantity and quality of messages received, but regardless, human contact is human contact.
Here's an odd letter I received from a crackyfag(?) named Sardar Ahmad Rostan:
My name is Mr.Sardar Ahmad Rostan , I am a Financial Consultant of over 20years and reside in the United Kingdom. I am working with an organizationwho has interest in investing in your country into a Joint Venture /Partnership. They'vefunds available meant for investment,but it's strictly on referral basis .Please contact me via this email ([REDACTED]@yahoo.com) if you areinterested.
Regards,Mr.Sardar Ahmad Rostan
doesn't really seem very Cracky-relevant but it's better than nothing, I guess. And contact with the UK is always appreciated.
He e-mailed me from a Gmail address, though, different from the Yahoo request he requested be replied to.
Curious. HOW does it relate to Cracky? Is it a Rothschild thing? Should I write back?
cracky cracky cracky haha i do the thing
2022 DAY 184 (181+3) (2021 DAY 549 / 2020 DAY 915)
Kids these days are always saying things like "L + ratio + you fell off"
first of all "L" is a letter with extreme Cracky symbolism so that's not a bad thing
and nobody gives a fuck about "ratios"
apparently "falling off" is a bad thing
BUT... don't you NEED to fall off in order to understand how deep the rabbit hole truly goes?
It's the perfect comeback next time some asshole zoomer says "you fell off" to you
now you're prepared, now you are READY
i bet y'all like trump
>>14034 some do some don't, what's it matter to you?
>>14034'the apprentice'you literally voted in an actor in a reality show to be the president of the united states of America.
reality shows are the worst kind of show for degenerates and cumbrains
like if i had zero personality or culture i'd watch the apprentice and road rules and real world and the bachelor and all that cringe
trying to teach Cracky's Dad how to play project zomboid and I'm so fucking pissed right now
I woke up this morning and seen bags of hamburger buns on the counter I want to puke
I just know they're going to get drunk and make shit ton of hamburgers that I'll eventually have to throw out and clean up all the grease and mess. 4th of July is pig disgusting. I don't want to eat another hamburger I'm a middle-aged man. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT THE HAMBURGER FUCK YOU YOU FUCKS FUCK YOU. fuck your burger holiday you fat stupid drunk fucks
fuck greasy ass burggers
it's the 4th of July and I have depression
the crazy thing is I'm supposed to be cooking them! FOR MY FAMILY! HAAHAHAHA WOW
don't eat the borger cracky
>>14059 you need to move away from them
get your own place so you can be in complete solitude and isolation
so you can go weeks without even SEEING another human IRL
DON'T FORGET YOUR CARDIO
>>14061this requires too much effort on my part
>>14061why don't i just an-hero like cracky told me to
>>14064 no I changed my mind, don't do it!
The tripcode matches so you can be certain it's really her
p.s. FIX THE SPAM FILTER!!!
>>14066wtf i hate Cracky now
it's the 4th of July and I'm going to bed. No drinks, no burgers, NO Cracky. Just me and my bed next to my window probably with fireworks going off.
>>14068 meditate on this until you feel better
today's the day. im gonna do it. i'm going to tell my parents to fuck off with their burgers, america and 4th of july shit. if they don't like it tough shit. if they try anything from there im gonna stab them to death.
2022 DAY 185 (181+4) (2021 DAY 550 / 2020 DAY 916)
Do we have any Americans in the audience? Probably. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to any and all Americans who may be reading this. Stay safe. Don't explode your fingers. Don't meet Cracky in the sky prematurely. This is not your time yet.
I'm an American in the audience
this is what she looks like now
I'M SO PATRIOTIC I BARBECUED BURGERS HURRR HONEYY GET THE KIDS AND GET YOUR BURGER EVERYONE I BARBECUED BURGERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY GET YOUR BURGER AND BUSH BAKED BEANS DAMMIT I BARBECUED BURGERS DAMN YOU BE THANKFUL GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP WITH THE BURGERS DAMMIT I BARBECUED BURGERS DAMMIT IT'S THE 4TH FOR DAMN YOU
4TH OF JULY POST;
WHATCHU EATIN', DRINKIN' PLAYIN,
IT'S OUR 4TH OF JULY SHOOTING SALE
me on my way to stalk Cracky
>mfw Cracky sues me for stalking so I get to meet her @ court
rest in piss don't ever fuck with Cracky
Happy 5th of July WOOOH ALRIGHTit's the 5th of JUly fellas
hey CRACKY, it's National Bikiki Day, please kindly do the needful
can someone please draw Cracky in a bikini
Post something new and relevant to Crackypro tip: you fucking can't
>>14102 this is pretty new: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSLBI8oQcE
this is kinda new (hasn't been posted on here yet at least) https://finnmcbride.medium.com/cracky-chan-the-first-egirl-110fcd2114d3
this has been posted but is still quite new: https://cracky.win/
>>14102 this is fairly new (like a month or two old)
the landing page on http://[2a04:dd00:16:7:195:242:99:71]/ is new (less than a month old)
this is pretty new
this is kinda new
this is fairly new
this is somewhat new
all the stuff at https://fanart.crackychan.net/art/sets/dall-e-mini/ is reasonably new
this is new-ish
this is quite new
this sucks but it is new: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmpkNVeuhqc
all a psyop none of this is new it's all been posted before
>>14114 you're a psyop
>>14115that's totally you
https://crackyhouse.com/ frontpage has been majorly revamped and https://dear-olivia.com/ submissions have been re-opened, that's all new
https://cracky-chan.com/carpfood/ is "new" in the sense that it's running in the cloud now
HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU WANT
WILL YOU NEVER BE SATISFIED
https://ipv6.cracky-chan.com/files/submissions/conky.txt is new
stop the count these are all just resubmissions
>>14121this is michael jackson
>>14122 MJ is dead
>>14120 Proof? Link to the previous postings please.
>>14121that's a man
>>14126 you're a man
BREAKING NEWS: feminists are malding so hard they accidentally re-invented marriage
we can't ever get along because there's lines you just don't cross, and everyone is too willing to cross them
>>14130 can't make catharsis without breaking some eggs
>>14131bro stop gaslighting me why do I have to keep saying it
also when you say "bro" are you assuming gender or were you using "bro" in the gender-neutral sense?
I may have followup comments depending on your answer.
2022 DAY 186 (181+5) (2021 DAY 551 / 2020 DAY 917)
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it
anybody ever send Cracky photos of your crotch?
just asking hypothetically
>>14144 я люблю это
>>14145 sooooo not mclovinit.
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...
one of you needs to see thisyou know who you are
>>141532D Girlbossing = Gaslighting.
>>14154 Tinyurl is down :(
what are they hiding from us?????
my Cracky-stalking disguise
admit it you're just after her "ill-gotten gains"
>>14159Use a different DNS instead of your ISP's, like 188.8.131.52 or 184.108.40.206 or even 220.127.116.11 and you won't have those issues. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AMSyxO-l4
God i want a wide Cracky walking 10-hour version
2022 DAY 187 (181+6) (2021 DAY 552 / 2020 DAY 918)
So, Cracky knocked the rocks over, right? Can we all agree on that?
>>14169She knocked down the towers. She probably knocked down the rocks too because of these threads.
>>14167 wrong, DNS can't help you if the server is totally down
she's just flexin'
I want to "go down" on Cracky's "server" if you know what I mean
>Hungry people are the most productive people, especially where there is a need for manual labour.
I am hungry.... for CRACKY!
get in the fake taxi Cracky
Attention! Will the REAL Cracky-chan pls stand up
I have a recurring dream that my testicles are like putty in that I can pull off chunks of them and there's no blood and no pain. But they still look and feel like normal balls. So I'll pull off bits of testicle, and I'll eat them. And when I'm done, I'll have small, compact testicles like when you get out of cold water. But over time, they'll start growing again and eventually I'll have to repeat the process.
That's how the dream normally goes.
But in the dream I just woke up from, something went wrong and I pulled off a huge chunk of testicle all at once. And it was more than I could eat because I'd already eaten so much.
So I had to figure out what to do with this large chunk of testicle. It was important that nobody find out about the anomalous nature of my junk. So I couldn't just put it in the garbage because someone might find it. So the dream became a brainstorm & planning session about how to covertly dispose of the testicle-chunk. I needed to get it outside the building I was in. But there were many people. It was Christmas. How will I sneak out without being noticed? Or do I wait until I have a decent excuse to go out? Will it be too late by then? What do I do with the testicle once outside? Bury it? Bury it WHERE? What if someone digs it up? Many risks, many problems to account for.
That's about as far as the dream got. I woke up and my testicles were normal, also I was completely alone.
>>14184You were supposed to eat the huge testicle chunk and then throw up
binge and purge
2022 DAY 188 (181+7) (2021 DAY 553 / 2020 DAY 919)
>>14184 Interesting dreamI'm trying to figure out how it might relate to Crackyit's a head-scratcherbut it HAS to connect somehow
anyway in the weeks leading up to this thread I toyed with a few ideas for what image to use
fortunately I received a last-minute e-mail submission so it was a moot point
but here's a little something I had whipped up prior to that
was going to delete it but might as well post it first
What if everything now is the consequence of hacking her emails and exposing Cracky. Posting her boopies too.
what are you some kind of Nazi?
Stonetoss is a Nazi
>>14190 I've been talking to a guy who I think might secretly be Stonetoss but he won't ADMIT it. How can I make him confess?
>>14191You have to appear useful in some way to him
Yeetus Deletus Diabetus
>>14199why is she naked?why didn't you tag NSFW?
>mrw Cracky says she'll fuck me if I stop pointing the gun at her
2022 DAY 189 (181+8) (2021 DAY 554 / 2020 DAY 920)
>mrw Twitter bans me for threatening Cracky
she's had a hard life
>my face when, you know, the thing
let me solo her
Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World's population is 8 billion. He could have given each person $5 billion and still have money leftover. I feel like a cheque for $5 billion would be life changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on Twitter.
2022 DAY 190 (181+9) (2021 DAY 555 / 2020 DAY 921)
saw this and though of her
imagine Cracky saying the following:
"get the binbag... BUT NOT FOR ME"
as she pulls out a knife
are you imagining it? Catharis University or Academy or whatever this is grades on participating so you better not be half-assing these exercises
What is Catharsis, how do I obtain it without taking it?Is Catharsis something you obtain or achieve?Give me the rundown on what Catharsis is.
Imagine if she was of the British royal family then we'd get to see her more. It would be part of her duty to us.
dump all you have of this slut
I just found out that Olivia Wilde's real name is Olivia Jane Cockburn. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I feel like I don't know enough about OliviasI want to know more about EVERY Olivia
Olivia my darling
can't explain why but kinda just feel like saying the N word
just wanna do it
Abe: "Incels must go!"Incels: "WHO must go??" bang
My fan keeps moving off of me. Whenever its summer and hot I turn my fan on and set it in position and over time I notice it's like 45 degrees angle turned. It's so annoying especially when I get in bed and go to sleep it moves off of me and I have to get up and adjust it again.
My entire life is like this.
>>14230 is it a Kmart K223 20-inch fan?
>>14231it's a Lasko rotating fan
I found it in a dumpster
>>14233 did you check the dumpster for Cracky??
You know, because of the bin bags? Get it?Yeah I know, you were expecting it to be under a wide sky, in a forest, 'cause that's what the mice like, well fuck mice, you never know when or where Cracky will appear so check bin bags everywhere.
people poop when they die, is pooping dying?
>>14238Interdasting query, Fulloshitsaurus. Do zombies poop? Well, do they?
>TFW your undead diet doesn't have enough fiber.
>>14238IDK but at the rate we're going we're going to need a TURD thread by October for her Dirty Turd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxyKFi3t00
>>14241 is that a gaymail logo
2022 DAY 191 (181+10) (2021 DAY 556 / 2020 DAY 922)
>>14218 It would be my pleasure to attempt to explain catharsis to youmy view of it, at leastbut we'll need to speak in metaphorsay you drink some poison and it makes you sickyou feel really badeventually you start to vomityou vomit and vomit and vomitit's really unpleasantyour stomach empties and you start try heavingas you heave over and over you eventually vomit up a foul-tasting black substancebut you continue dry heaving again and again and againeventually you stopin absolute terms you still feel really badbut in relative terms you feel better because the worst is over, hopefullyand because the poison is gone from you, maybeyou're going to be okay, perhapsDO YOU BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND?
>>14243this image broke the internet
>>14243MM love that cunny
such a beautiful cultureI love their music so much
For King and Cunny
Biden confirmed crackyfag?? because of you know the thing
>>14249That should be ME!
>>14250look you want glowies up you butt, fine, suit yourself, but leave Cracky out of it.
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do not torrent without VPN, Langley is confirmed seeding these files. do what you will with this information"
>ad for new Cracky movie >music starts playing>"I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation"
>>14249 how do you explain the "L" then?what else could it stand for except oLivia?
>>14251 are there Ashley Biden nudes?
I want to take a shower with her (probably not appropriate)
>>14252 why are you libleft color?
>>14254cuLo = that would be you.
i'd like to hit her backline if ya know what the thing
me and Cracky
I want to play cornhole with Cracky
Nazi Transformer? Nazi Transformer!
>>14251 who is this?
>That will be $300
2022 DAY 192 (181+11) (2021 DAY 557 / 2020 DAY 923)
>my face when Cracky
You know damn well who it is. Hunter's niece and baby momma, which makes his newest daughter also his grand-niece. What a sick fuck.
I just ate a popsicle, and this is what it said.
WHAT DID ONE INSECT SAY TO THE OTHER?
YOU BUG ME
>>14278Stick to fortune cookies. Get it? Stick.
I dreamed that I was president of America and I had a daughter and I took showers with her and the media wouldn't even report on it. What could it mean?
CRACKY, I ROVE YOUI ROVE YOU CRACKY
>>14282 how is the weather in glorious Nihongo?
translator's note Nihongo means weebland
>>14281 Most subs are AI generated now, imagine that, a crackyfag AI, just imagine what it could do.
Is it bad if I relax in bed and rub one out before I go to sleep? Maybe sometimes wake up and do it too? I find it gives me a burst of energy in the morning to get showered and ready.
>>14289 I dunno dude, I unironically jerked off the Ashley Biden diary and now I feel like absolute shit
better to just not risk it
I feel like Cracky wants me to do that thing though
Do you think she knows about HEntai?
2022 DAY 193 (181+12) (2021 DAY 558 / 2020 DAY 924)
>>14286 Malarkey? We don't really do that here. We do catharsis. Maybe we need some "CATHARSIS DETECTED" memes? Any volunteers?
>>14293 she definitely does, look at https://www.gamespot.com/profile/scarecrowmaiden/reviews/
oi! do u have a permit to be mixing your own drink bruv?
>>14301 no I spent all my money obtaining a license to make toast in my own damn toaster
2022 DAY 194 (181+13) (2021 DAY 559 / 2020 DAY 925)
why are women so disgusting?
>>14307 you're not using inclusive language, you should instead say "why are vagina-havers so disgusting?"
this is disgusting
I have this new theory we've all been lobotomized by the visitors
ONE MASK TWO MASKONE MASK THREE MASKSQUAWKNUMBERS GOING UPSQUAWK
>>14313>>14314You think Cracky's joining the quad-vaxx'd crew?
94%, not so safe but very effective. https://www.europereloaded.com/whilst-you-were-distracted-by-boris-resigning-the-uk-gov-quietly-published-a-report-confirming-the-vaccinated-account-for-94-of-all-covid-19-deaths-since-april/
*SQUACK "Get your booster!" *SQUACK
GET YOUR VACCINEKILL YOUR BABYMASK UP
SEPERATE CHURCH AND STATEREMOVE GOD
GIVE US YOUR GUNSSURRENDER
>>14321You can have them, bullets first.
>>14322 >mfw when Cracky blows my mind
>mfw when Cracky blows my mind
you're supposed to just open your third eye not your entire forehead
>mfw someone tells me to be more "open minded"
what do you think about this, goys?
Give me Cracky
Yet another false narrative pushed by the left to make it seem like it's trivial for anyone to get a weapon, it isn't. There's a few hoops you have to jump through, background checks, waiting periods, and the cost, and if you're stupid enough to walk into a bar with a rifle, be ready to get shot by people who are carrying concealed. There's no real reason to open carry a rifle if you don't intend to use it. What do I think? It's laughable. What do tidepod eating lefties think, who cares? They don't have guns.
>>14330That's kind of the point though, right? 4chan pushes false narratives to troll everyone for "lulz"
and when shit hits the fan it's never their fault
4chan is literally build-a-bear for false narratives and fakes news but isn't responsible or liable for anything
Cracky down bottom
Yet another false narrative pushed by the gungrabblers to make it seem like it's trivial for anyone to get a weapon, it isn't. There's a few hoops you have to jump through, background checks, waiting periods, and the cost, and if you're stupid enough to walk into a bar with a rifle, be ready to get shot by people who are carrying concealed. There's no real reason to open carry a rifle if you don't intend to use it. What do I think? It's laughable. What do tidepod eating leftypolz think, who cares? They don't have guns and the ones that do have never used one in combat. (insert Gravy-seal PIC HERE)
>>14336SUPERSIZE ME CRACKY!!!
Seriously though I can't wait to get GRINDAN IN DISGAEA 3!!
little joe bidens coming out of your kitchen telling you to go with them to their ship so they can probe you
"The sound of children screaming has been removed."
2022 DAY 195 (181+14) (2021 DAY 560 / 2020 DAY 926)
MOVIE IDEA: Cracky plays a lawyer, title is "My Cousin Livvie"
Do you know what is the refrance? Post a comment in this webzone if you know what is the refrance.
She does have a lot of cousins. Maybe we could get that Linda Underwater girl to star in the movie too, as the cousin of Cracky. You know who I mean? The one who sings. You know who I mean.
>me outside Cracky's house>I do not share any of the pictures because I am an asshole
I woke up and rolled out of bed to my computer. I browsed some things for a few and continued my business elsewhere. While I was doing things I turned on the tele used the remote to change the channel to golf. After awhile I came back to my computer and noticed this(pic related). Was it subliminal messaging or just a coincidence, thoughts?
>>14354did you roll out of bed and stumble to the kitchen?did you pour yourself a cup of ambition?did you yawn and stretch and try to come to life?
Once there was a girl whoGot into a black bin bag and couldn't come to schoolBut when she finally came backHer hair had turned from red into bright greenShe said that it was from whenThe internet had bullied her so hardMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
>>14354If you're not aware of it by now, "smart" TVs snitch on you, so do "smart" phones and any other "smart" appliance you might have.
Just like Crackybro in the beret is watching you now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOYO-7mnIKIp.s. buy some merch!
if you watch me fap that means you're gay
rate my Cracky fanart
2022 DAY 196 (181+15) (2021 DAY 561 / 2020 DAY 927)
I saw this and it really resonated with meI feel like I am someone who advocates kindnessbut what I receive from others is mostly crueltysocietywhy does it have to be like this?
what if you met Cracky and she was very cruel and hateful
>>14368what could you even do about it?
Cracky is elite. I'd expect her to be cruel and hateful without having to meet her.
It's not really a what if.. Cracky is very cruel and hateful
'The antidote' she Pee'd in it
self-defense is a fundamental human right, yes?Cracky intends to kill us, yes?so we're entitled to defend ourselves, yes?
>>14363 9/10, good job, now rate MY Cracky fanart
when you love Cracky but you can't allow her crimes to continue
2022 DAY 197 (181+16) (2021 DAY 562 / 2020 DAY 928)
What if she's actually really NICE?
I'm not sure how I feel about all these posts pretending she's mean.... they're funny BUT false accusations are not nice
then again we don't know what she's like these days
maybe she's naughty, maybe she's nice, maybe she's sugar, maybe she's spice
>>14379if she was really nice then she'd have sex with me
I'm sure she's nice smile :)
I want her to suck my tits lol
Neo Tokyo. Neo vagina.
I got a quadrillion dollar's dog yeah...
>dad walks in
She's FTM and had top surgery already.
>>14390 top surgery only? so far? we need to hurry and fuck the pussy before it's too late.
A.F.T.P. (Always Fuck The Pussy)
We must travel back in time and prevent her from going FtM and getting top surgery
hey Cracky we know you have plenty of blood why aren't you doing art with it??
it's hip to fuck bees
I'm calling bullshit on that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3yKk7FC9Bg
If I went camping and there were people blasting loud shitty music I'd be pissed too
2022 DAY 198 (181+17) (2021 DAY 563 / 2020 DAY 929)
I don't feel greatI want to feel greatBut I don'tI also don't want to do things that might result in feeling greatcatch 22cracky's faultsociety
>>14402I've never once seen that girl
>>14402She's so realistic. She looks so real and has a complete background and everything with family. How do the feds do it?
nobody will EVER gaslight me into believing that Cracky isn't real
Crackys Not FAKE!!
Cracky wouldn't talk about herself in the third person, right?
What do you report people in Fall Guys for?
>>14410I'm confused as to whether use of the Royal "we" would count as third person or not.
I recommend papaya warm, genuine vacuum delight and it splashes well.Check that the plantation owner is not nearby, then take and browse among the trunks for a nice big hanging yellow and a little green boob Papaya.Take and climb it is worth the effort then jump down without wriggling the foot.So to the point, the girls are gone and you have been eating the course for over eight weeks as an overwintered surfer and now they are going to be fed with a fruity beautiful PapayaThen you make a hole, think that it should be tight, it is the craving for the itch that does it.Then you sit wide-legged on the plantation and itch so it splashes, it's even better with a song, 'Papaya Coconut'It is actually a really good fruit for sexual desire.Can be given away to a braided hippie with car tire sandals at the roadside after use.
2022 DAY 199 (181+18) (2021 DAY 564 / 2020 DAY 930)
Still feel badI might be dyingI think Cracky is punishing me for not doing enoughI should be doing moreSo should youWhy aren't you being punished, though?Maybe you arePost a comment in this webzone with details about how Cracky is punishing you
ONE MASKFOUR MASKS
NUMBERS GOING UP, SQUAWK
SIX FEET SAFEFIVE FEET DANGER
the GOD of COMEDY has RETURNED
>>14424 they're both jew/pawns but musk would win
always bet on the one with the sword
>>14423what is he even talking about, I don't get it
>>14427 his daughter went to college and became a "libtard" (liberal + retard)
i wish i could keep going but i gotta goi gotta go to get ready
>Shh hush relax, relax, relax you're okay you're okay everything's going to be okay
British people always be like "durrr stupid Americans wasting money on air conditioners"
and now they're like "oh god help we're dying because we don't have air conditioners"
I hope they all die
2022 DAY 200 (181+19) (2021 DAY 565 / 2020 DAY 931)
Cracky please don't be a bitchPeople say you're a bitchI don't want it to be trueJust don't be a bitch Crackyit costs 0 pound-monies to not be a bitchplease consider
>>14438Can any brits confirm? I saw this on the news too. Give us some details. I'm not worried about HER though she's in the 1% that have AC I'm sure.
god I hate them so much, they're even smugly superior while dying
The UK is so feckin hot
imagine livie in her small apartment melting removing pieces of clothing imagine the smell
I want to bottle her sweat and masturbate with it
this says a lot about society
they make memes mocking America and yet they're the ones dying easily-preventable deaths
I wish I had invisible handcuffsI'd use them on Crackyand she'd yell "help I'm in handcuffs"but the handcuffs are invisible so nobody would believe her
>>14448AOC: Prison changed meMa'am, you didn't go to prisonAOC: I still experienced what it was like to be arrested Ma'am, you weren't arrestedAOC: I had handcuffs onMa'am, you were not cuffedAOC: WHY DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME?
i want you close babe
plap plap plap plap
What if she stuck her fingers inside her vagina and put the juices behind your ears?
while you were sleeping
2022 DAY 201 (181+20) (2021 DAY 566 / 2020 DAY 932)
>>14448 it's a metaphor
we're all wearing invisible handcuffs
Cracky probably has the key
it would be funnier if he jumped around squawking like a parrot
CURRENT ACTIVITY: pondering if it's gay to jerk off to old photos of Elliot Page
>it would be funnier if he jumped around squawking like a parrot
if Cracky were a black child, would you high-five her, or ignore her?
Quit locking my email account, Cracky
>>14466 >>14467 where are they?
>>14464Rosita is my new favorite Sesame Street character
>>14470 because she's racist? because YOU'RE racist?
>>14471because she's my new favorite character
I hope the heatwave doesn't kill Lunaeverybody else over there can get fucked for all I care
>>14473Is that dog really still alive, how old is it?
>>14461Despite her current outer appearance, she remains a woman. Go blind. No homo.
>>14475these guys were my favorite band when i was 12
LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA
>>14475 me on left Cracky on right
me to Cracky
if she'd just put the same amount of effort into helping that she does hurting others i'd like that very much more
I eat my sugared cerealBut it makes my teeth bacterialEe-awee-oo EE-awee
show us on the picture where Cracky hurt you
me on left, Cracky on the right
Two y. suck old man cock and have super hot sweaty sex with grandpa cock
2022 DAY 202 (181+21) (2021 DAY 567 / 2020 DAY 933)
I'm having difficulty waking up lately. I've been sleeping a lot. It's just difficult to face the world. I wonder if she feels this way.
is this Camel??
>>14489 you know it isn’tWhy ask
>>14486CAN'T WAKE UP
>>14491 because there was a possibility of someone replyingand when someone replies, no matter what, I can pretend for just a moment that I'm not utterly aloneso thanks for that
I just had this dream I was back in the 90's. I was explaining how I was from 2022 and there were 16 final fantasy's.
Question: Is a knight slaying a dragon just a metaphor for having sex?
>>14494 were you on a very famous TV show?
this is what the refrance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc96GfmtBB0
So, here's the deal Olivia/and/ or Cracky can be your gf/and/or wife but there's a stipulation. you aren't allowed to see her, touch her, or even talk with her oh and you can't smell her either
and same as above for her too. even though she wouldn't ever do those things to begin with
You two are married but not allowed to see each other, talk with one another or any physical contact of any kind.
BUT somehow, she's allowed to torture you indirectly by just making your life harder and shittier
is this like the thing with the immortal snail?
sometimes the only winning move is not to play
First thing I'm going to do is bite off every one of these little fingers one at a time
>>14501 I would marry her, I need the 220K
I'm allowed to torture her indirectly by just making her life harder and shittier right?
she's already torturing mebad things keep happening to meI know she's responsible
she just keeps SQUEEZING and SQUEEZING tighter and harder like a constrictor
there's somebody who posts in a similar style to me and I'm worried people will get confusedlike >>14511 is me but >>14512 is notI'm concerned someone might think they're from the same personmaybe someday a technology will be invented to attach some kind of identifier to postsso that somebody will know who posted it
>>14513take your meds
>>14511>>14513i hope she tortures you extra now
>>14514 oh shit thanks for reminding me "fam"
translator's note: "fam" is Ebonics for "family"
translator's note: "ebonics" is liberal for "negrobabble"
it's called AAVE now, bigot
wow she's such a pussy oh my gosh
>>14520 who Cracky? or AOC? or your mom?
>>14521CRACKY she's a feckin PUSSY i bet she got picked on a lot for being such a PUSSY
>>14522 proof she is a "pussy"?
proof she HAS a "pussy"?
hey "BLOWFLY" who are you and where did you go?
2022 DAY 203 (181+22) (2021 DAY 568 / 2020 DAY 934)
Bad things keep happening to me and first I thought Cracky was punishing me, but then I realized, it's actually a good thing, Cracky gives me such a heavy burden because she knows I'm strong enough to carry it. Maybe the only one strong enough? Anyway everyone has their own burden to carry, don't feel bad if yours isn't as heavy as mine. Or maybe it is! Post a comment in this webzone with how heavy your burden is and how you feel about the heaviness of your burden.
this is bulls**t
Remember all those wackos talking about the great reset and an alien invasion or some crap about UFO's and it was going to be staged like a fake invasion. Remember how everyone was going to storm area 41 and how they were going to clap dem alien cheekz.
me on right Cracky on left
me on left Cracky on right
me on top Cracky on bottom
me on Cracky right on left
Cracky on left me on right
>this image broke the internet
this is what I pictured when I saw the leopard print panties in the background
I wonder if those were the panties her mother laid out for her.
it's doc gerbil's world
>>14544HEY SIS, SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU
>>14544your just like the girl in that appliance
>dicks flopping around>music playing in background>"ARE YOU READY FOR READY FOR..">helicopter dicks spinning>music playing>"THE PERFECT STORM PERFECT STORM">males farting
is this legit? could it be Cracky??
>>14553 Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>14554Srsly, don't forget to ask for the rares.
>>14557this girl is probably dead now
we're all deadthis is the afterlifeheaven / hell / purgatory?look around and decide
>we're all dead
False. But that girl is probably definitely dead by now.
clowns can't diethey're literally immortal
>clowns can't die
they're literally immortalt. fag
>clowns can't die they're literally immortal
>>14557she kind of looks like joe dirt
There's a new Dungeons&Dragons movie coming out. I bet someone somewhere is excited and I'm happy for them.
intersex 'women' with internal testicles won gold, silver, and bronze
the fastest person without balls finished 4th
really makes you think
2022 DAY 204 (181+23) (2021 DAY 569 / 2020 DAY 935)
I feel the attached is a perfect metaphor for me & Cracky & society & the universe. No matter how hard they try to destroy me, I just keep standing back up, again and again and again. They will NEVER keep me down.
>>145672nd edition is the best D&D, everything else sucks.
>"Know yourself." -Some Greek perv
It means go fuck yourself.
me & Cracky-chan
I feel sad that most people in the world don't even know who Cracky isI feel sad for themdo their lives have meaning?probably not
I don't wish harm upon them but their lives are suffering and I don't want anyone to suffer
>>14577 Cracky can legally vote, really says a lot about society
>>14596legal residents cannot vote in the US regardless of how much money their family prints for the FED only citizens, dead people and illegal aliens can vote in the US
current activity hoping I die in my sleepit's the best way
>>14602 DARK BRANDON
>caek is a lie
a dirty filthy lie
>>14605wouldn't worry about itKamala is gonna be 1st wymxn prez soon somebody who nobody voted for and not even the dems wanted as prez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU crackyverse allegory
>>14599>>14599LOOK at the picture SEE the skullthe part of bone removedTHE master race Frankenstein radio controlsThe brain thoughts broadcasting radio
>>14611 are you on the drugs
what is drugsbaby don't hurt me
I love my pet because he's a crab
don't you mean FRANKENSTAIN???
should we turn up the gas on this lightbulb yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD7bjGKWCAY
>>14613>>14615Corkyfam did 9/11
>next level bin-baggin'
She drives me crazy (oh-oh)Like no one else (oh-oh)
2022 DAY 205 (181+24) (2021 DAY 570 / 2020 DAY 936)
I'm trying something. It might work. It might not work. But it HAS to work. I need to achieve real ultimate power through Cracky and I think I know how. Hence I cannot fail... right? I hope. Do things matter? Yes? Yes. Therefore I will succeed. I will find the path to success. Double the C and double the S, that is how you spell "success". Right? I think that's right. I'm second-guessing myself a lot. I need to commit. I want to be an automaton that tirelessly carries out my goals. I don't want to be a human constrained by exhaustion, weakness, or fear. Cracky can give me the strength. I just have to take it. Right?
>>14628UHHhuhuh sure dude
Reddit and Twitter have banned the anti-LGBTQ slur "groomer". Will Chansluts be following suit and banning this word?
>predditor works too
I fucked Ted
2022 DAY 206 (181+25) (2021 DAY 571 / 2020 DAY 937)
I'm a sinner. You're a sinner. Everybody here is a sinner. Everybody everywhere is a sinner, probably. Cracky? Don't even get me started on her.
It doesn't matter who the "least sinful" sinner is (probably me but whatever, doesn't matter). We're all fundamentally in the same boat. We all bear collective responsibility.
All we can do is try to sin less. Maybe we'll succeed, maybe we'll fail. It's better to succeed. But it's easier to fail. It's easiest of all to NOT TRY but not trying is the ultimate sin.
Anyway meditate on your sins or something. Think of some suitable punishments for yourself.
Just edged my cock for 2 hours and hit myself in the chin. I wish Cracky were here.
>>14650 you wouldn't want her, she's been a drug addicted prostitute for about a decade now, and she was always a bit dirty before that
>>14654Who'd she has sex with?
this girl does not do drugs or have sex
I have a picture of her boobs. I sometimes masturbate to it.
>>14659 what if Epstein Island was actually Guernsey
i've known her for 20 years now, she's not a prize.
>>14666 who? PL? can you tell her that I still jerk off to that one pic sometimes, that splitscreen one where on the left she's topless facing the camera wearing jeans (head not in frame), and on the right she's topless in panties facing away from the camera but you can still see side-boob (head also not in frame)? Do you know the picture I'm talking about? I can't post it because she's on the do-not-post-nudes list for some reason but you know what I'm talking about right?
PL more like PfaiL
she's on the dnp list because she didn't want her [underage] nudes to get posted, obviously
hi the cracky communityhow does this comic make you feel?
>>14672 Thanks for your feedback. Followup: do you identify as a libtard? Do you identify as SJW? If neither, what do you identify as?
why not? why did she not want her [underage] nudes to get posted? did she express a reason?
I identify as nigger.
>>14675 that's racist, you should identify as African American instead
hello this is PL you can remove me from the "DNP" list I don't want to be on it anymore
not to be racist or anything but what if she was the one responsible for COVID-19 (because she's Chinese)?
Is this allowed? It's ART.
I take a look at her enormous penis and my troubles start melting away
she's not chineseher little sister was pretty cute
>>14687 what is she then, also, pic of alleged sister?
>>14688 another kind of asiani won't post pics of little girls
>>14689 Japanese or some theoretical 3rd type of Asian? Also shouldn't the sister be an adult by now? Much time has passed.
>>14682 add belly button plox
help me out on this thought
if we come here for catharsis and aren't satisfied how does that make us feel?
I come here looking for catharsis and what do I get?
>>14000I've been following your threads trying to learn of Cracky but I don't know a single thing about her
>>14671 To this day, this garbage only affects nigger-cattle. Leave the ghetto and you can buy a house in good condition for $30k with no kikes and niggers anywhere near you. Work in a trade for someone who doesn't hire mestizos. Live a better life than 99% of ghetto dwellers within a few months.
>ghet·to>An often walled quarter in a European city to which Jews were restricted beginning in the Middle Ages.
Your master kikes have been waging their campaign of revenge on you for hundreds of years. Take control of your life.
Better yet, work for yourself. You can learn any skill by watching videos online. You can download nearly any book. You can work for someone else until you have learned enough to do it on your own—which is what a huge portion of tradespeople have done over the last two kiked years.
>tfw when you can't get the monekypox vaccine because you're not a homo
you could pretend to be homohow would they even check?
2022 DAY 207 (181+26) (2021 DAY 572 / 2020 DAY 938)
Okay who the heck is "PL"? Let's try to stay on target.
>>14695 >>14696 >>14703
yes good, this is good feedback
I saw the attached image and although it's funny and kinda "based" I don't actually agree with it
I actually think feedback is good as long as it's constructive
let's work together to sort things out... together
ALL of us are wrong sometimes
now, how can we learn more about catharsis together? ideas? there are no bad answers. throw everything at the wall and we'll see what sticks.
this is Cracky's boob
DISCLAIMER: she's over 18 in the photo
>>14706>>14706Elvis is king
>>14713here's your controller bro
2022 DAY 208 (181+27) (2021 DAY 573 / 2020 DAY 939)
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: the world is corrupt. How do we fix it?
Page was trying to warn us and we didn't listen
monkeypox update, new rule, no gay sex for two weeks, we just need to flatten the curve and slow the spread
we need more Jewish streamer content
Ah, you shit face cock master. (Wow, shit face cock master)Listen, you donkey raping shit eater (Donkey raping shit eater)(Baby's voice) Donkey raping shit eaterYou'd f*ck your uncle. (You'd f*ck your uncle)
Joe Biden is over his covid infection, and you should be too.
He was able to get a lot of work done in his office on quarantine without people coming in and out.
I really do need to speak with Olivia for my own sanity
O Lord, don't stay away. O God my strength, hurry to my aid. Rescue me from death; spare my precious life from all these evil men. Save me from these lions' jaws and from the horns of these wild oxen. Yes, God will answer me and rescue me.
2022 DAY 209 (181+28) (2021 DAY 574 / 2020 DAY 940)
I'm not seeing a lot of suggestions for how we fix the world's corruption. Is that too ambitious for this stage of the game? Do we need to go remedial? Set smaller goals? Break this into smaller, more manageable chunks?
What should our short-term goals be, then? Keep in mind that our long-term goal is to fix the world's corruption such that the world is no longer corrupt. But we don't know how to get there. What can we do in the meantime? Clean up little things here or there? Try to slow / contain / mitigate the damage?
Just throw out some ideas. This is important.
>>14743It's simple, we kill the corruption.
Go to www.Craiyon.com and make MF DOOM minis
and post em' so i can see them
What's the movie equivalent of this song?
"We're gonna take you back through the pages of the past"
is similar to the line from the AVGN theme:
"He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass"
so therefore the equivalent would be the AVGN movie:
2022 DAY 210 (181+29) (2021 DAY 575 / 2020 DAY 941)
How much would you pay for Cracky?How much would you pay for Olivia?How much would you pay for Cracky + Olivia (two-for-one special)?
WARNING THE ABOVE IMAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORKDO NOT LOOK AT IT YOU ARE AT WORK (OR CHURCH OR SCHOOL ETC)
implying shiggy diggy
>>14748it reminded me of that too
>>14747I like how this song sounds in the beginningIt sounds optimistic and ominous also nostalgic
It's kind of corny but so were the 80's.
The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
what does she eat?
>>14764 somebody is probably going to say something stupid and gross like "semen" and it's VERY IMPORTANT that you don't listen to them because they're filthy liars
2022 DAY 211 (181+30) (2021 DAY 576 / 2020 DAY 942)
>>14764 jam and milk probably
But what does Olivia eat in current year
If I shower after every shit now does that mean she shits after every shower?
>>14767she's eating your guts
>>14777 cool trips
2022 DAY 212 (181+31) (2021 DAY 577 / 2020 DAY 943)
There's not enough catharsis happeningWhat's the issue/problem/opportunity?Who isn't doing their part?Who is FUCKING THIS UP for everybody?We don't assign blame here but somebody needs to get their shit together
also CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY incoming, brace for impact
>>14780That's a face only some obsessed sicko could love
a psychotic narcissistic sycophant
she eats jelly and milk and tartand she HATES you (not really) SHE just doesn't care.
press X to catharsis
>Don't do it!
You'll start WW3.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>14780>>14779>>14792If you do the thing, Biden will removed, Kamala will pick Pelosi's nephew Gavin Newsome as VP, the Dems will turn on Kamala and Mr. Gruesome will be the unelected President that starts WW3 and it'll all be YOUR FAULT.
Don't do it.
Cracky Cracky Cracky
>>14796 why are you sad?
>>14797i woke up today and poured my coffee and then dumped it in the sink
>>14800because i don't know anymore
poured more coffee im drinking it this time
Was it instant coffee or Keurig?
>>14803the second one
2022 DAY 213 (181+32) (2021 DAY 578 / 2020 DAY 944)
I can feel the power of CRACKY burning inside me. The power of catharsis. Or maybe it's just indigestion.
Do you feel it, dear reader? Do you feel the power? If not: that's okay. It'll happen when it happens.
Speaking of indigestion: FORTUNE COOKIES
Interesting! I wonder if these are related. Is the trip the challenge? Will the challenge happen during the trip? What if it's not a physical "trip" but a spiritual or metaphorical one?
Post a comment in this webzone if you know what will happen in the future.
>>14807 its chrischan
CWC = Cracky Weston Chandler
2022 DAY 214 (181+33) (2021 DAY 579 / 2020 DAY 945)
if Cracky is so smart, why hasn't she hacked my Chansluts account yet?
perhaps she's not as smart as people say
picture unrelated but imagine if there were 3 Crackies, wouldn't that be wild
like the "twins" pictures but with 50% more Cracky
>>148143 Crackies. 3 sisters.
in this moment i am meloncholic
>>14796>>14807You fucking did it. MUDDAFUKKA.
>>14814imaginme the ses
CRACKY QUIT PRETENDING LIKE YOU AREN'T A SLUT
growing up in the 90's discovering sex for the first time buttfucking on bicycles
in 70 years, it will be 2092 and people can experience them again
2022 DAY 215 (181+34) (2021 DAY 580 / 2020 DAY 946)
>>14824 she MIGHT be a slut
she has a board on chansluts
that could be seen as evidence that she is a slut
what do you think, dear reader?
slut or not?
>>14832baby shark dudududud baby shark dudududdud baby shark dududu
2022 DAY 216 (181+35) (2021 DAY 581 / 2020 DAY 947)
why is there a chanSLUTS but no chanVIRGINS?
seems a bit biased in favor of degeneracy
I feel like people might be influenced to become sluts in order to get their own boards
Is that what happened to Cracky?
>as if you didn't know
i'm staying up all night to make sure she doesn't have sex
I want to experience life like an amusement park but one I bought for myself and go on with just close friends and family
>The UN also warns that George Soros, the Rothschilds and the State of Israel must not be linked to any “alleged conspiracies.”
you guys are going to jail
What about the Rockefellers?
what about the Clinton's and Biden's
Clintons possibly Jewish? Must remember to investigate furthwefijo323r2332rr233 3r
2022 DAY 217 (181+36) (2021 DAY 582 / 2020 DAY 948)
>>14840 I'm not going anywhere. I've always been pro-Rothschild.
"Concordia, Integritas, Industria", as they say. I'm always saying that.
Fun fact: if you take the Rothschild motto, and you remove enough letters to spell "catarsis" (there's no H okay??), then you remaining letters are an anagram of "true raid conditioning"
put that in your pipe and smoke it, dear reader
what is the meaning of "true raid conditioning"? post a comment in this webzone if you have any ideas
SHOVE CHAINSAWS IN THE NIGGER MAN BUTTOCKS AND SHIT INTO THE DICKS OF THE KIKES 1488
holographic nsa agents government spying
microchip in da brain
covid-19vaxxGORESHITTS APPLECUNNY TOMBOY CUTIES XYZsurreal lynchian nigger lynching
the all-encompassing jew nigger rapeKEK video
(Rape All Niggers)
I turned 8 last week
umm CRacky we have to talk about stuff... =/
we need to talk
look i forgot my email logins okay... i forget my usernames and passwords
bye it was great playing and talking with you. it was fun while it lasted. WAVE WAVE Good luck in your future endeavors
>I turned 8 last week
sorry I don't talk to childrenalso you're too young to be on chansluts
fucking 8-year old's these days think they know everything
>fucking 8-year old's
you should at least wait until they're 14 or so
What if there was a new TF2 unusual hat effect 'Catharsis' and had these white supremacist floaty things
Woodchipper? Or based? Cast your vote now.
"hot teachers" gonna think it's real hot in hell
sex isn't that great when you're 12 and 15 i'm in my 30's and its the best
>>14866 you should stop, you're destroying your "root chakra" or something, I dunno what that is but it sounds important
>you should stop, you're destroying your "root chakra" or something, I dunno what that is but it sounds important
I'm just kidding. I bait sex havers into saying things like this.
how dare you I would neverI don't even know what the last two digits of this post number mean
>>14869do you know what the last two digits of the time number mean?
I know these numbers (in order):
69 - the sex number88 - the racism number420 - the drug number911 - the number that the Jews did6.02214076×1023 - the avocado number
are there any other famous numbers?
1488 - the deluxe racism number
2022 DAY 218 (181+37) (2021 DAY 583 / 2020 DAY 949)
>>14873 how could you forget 71?
or 1210 or 1012
or 7 -- the days number
many such cases
1337 - the hacker number
If the Evolution fighting game tournament didn't get as big and stayed small like it was in early 2000, we wouldn't all being wearing masks right now, Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>14880miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
stop the torment stop tormenting
2022 DAY 219 (181+38) (2021 DAY 584 / 2020 DAY 950)
leg so hothot hot legleg so hot you fry an egg
u put ur leg
>>14889Stop it, get help.
this is what the refrance
>>14889bless you, praise youthanks for sharing this beautiful legI'm dying this hot leg is too adorable
what did Boxxy mean by this?
what doth life?
>>14902can you hack me from this post?
does Cracky inspire you to keep going?
my jleg is so sore right now ah muh gawd i wish cracky could heal1 me maybe step on me put her feet in my face so i could inhale her feet smell
2022 DAY 220 (181+39) (2021 DAY 585 / 2020 DAY 951)
Hey little brother.... I need you to hit me as hard as you can.
hey little bro he's just like you, you're like the guy from that anime! haha
>>14910 was it a Japanese anime?
dude her family and those really wealthy people who travel around the globe with estates all over the world that run our governments actually eat fucking shit in shit eating parties they literally eat da poopoo and revel in it let that sink in. THEY LIKE THE TASTE OF IT and human feces excrement going in their mouths they're addicted to it
wow that's a serious accusationI hope you have some serious proofotherwise we're going to have a serious problembecause making false accusations is a serious crime
>>14916>>14917Sorry, this is just an excerpt from an anime porn I'm making. It's just anime fiction I'm creating.
Knock it off Cracky you're bullying again stop bullying
2022 DAY 221 (181+40) (2021 DAY 586 / 2020 DAY 952)
This is how I feellike I'm under a tableis this a haiku?
I wrote the first two lines before realizing I'd inadvertently created haiku potential
maybe it was a subconscious thing
perhaps we're all under the same table
but the table we're under is a spiritual one
what do you think?
>>14922100,000 illegals outside Cracky's window chanting BLACK LIVES MATTER all day and night
I'm not a racist that's what's so crazy about this
>>14923what colour/race/ethnicity/nationality are the "illegals"?
2022 DAY 222 (181+41) (2021 DAY 587 / 2020 DAY 953)
no Cracky is illegal
I feel like nobody remembers how big Tetris was. Everybody's mom played Tetris in the 90's. If there was a nintendo or gameboy there was a Tetris cartridge.
>>14938 do you not remember when one of our best crackyfags almost won a Tetris tournament? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnlDKznIaw
you would think that Tetris and rap are very different skills... how can one crackyfag be so good at both?
rip jeff tetris
>>14940 kinda want to ask him what camel's ****** tastes like
I hate Europeons & the British
(I used to be able to just say I hated Europeons and it was understood that the British were included, but now they've made things complicated for which I hate them even more)
>>14942salty milk and coins
the parent trap
Dude, what the flip is a Kangaroo?
susu issues volume one
dolerian jew rabbit watering my plants
WATERING THE CUNNY PHENOMENA PUSSY PLANTS
RAPE nancy pelosi campaign US government officials
ISIS DELORIS FBI
Virtual reality 3D CUNNY
see me bee free like a mason this month ©
ALBANIAN PISS DRINK AND EAR INFECTION CONTROL BRIDGES 2k23
edited pussy excerpts sauce from my grill in the outer space dimensional 3 grids
SHREDDED NIGGER CUNNY BLOOD PRESSURE
BABY PACIFIER LIP BOMBSHELL WORLD COLON INFECTION RABID FECES INHALER#2
fuck rape oribital eye socket and remove the layers of skin from the flaccid baby penis cannibalization jew horrorrrr
Creed cumulative apocalypse Arabia
al-luġatu l-ʿarabiyyatu l-fuṣḥā
i'm orbiting cracky and i hate it!!
>>14947 whoa you go big guy
>>14949look at this miltank
LOOK AT ALL THE FAT PEOPLE
2022 DAY 223 (181+42) (2021 DAY 588 / 2020 DAY 954)
Sir or madam are you okay?Are you having a catharsis?Maybe a little too much?I'm worried.
>>14960please refrain from using phrases such as "sir or madam" because it incorrectly implies there are only two genders
#B,B,C let's get this trending
so very unhappy sad evendisturbed angry madi am so pissed off right now at things around me annoying things be more useful stop orbiting me
2022 DAY 224 (181+43) (2021 DAY 589 / 2020 DAY 955)
>>14969 yes, despair. validnow, you need to turn your despair into angerand then use your anger to bend the world to your will in the name of Crackydon't just stay on despair for too longleverage it
It's all that wretched girl's fault. I blame her for everything.
Fuck it I'm just going to dump all my problems and stress on Cracky. That was easy.
post the ones with the tits then
one man spam
>>14973WHAT DOES THE SHEEP SAY
2022 DAY 225 (181+44) (2021 DAY 590 / 2020 DAY 956)
This image is a metaphorSuperman is Crackythe mohawk man is all of usdo you understand?
2022 DAY 226 (181+45) (2021 DAY 591 / 2020 DAY 957)
This is also a metaphor for Cracky. I'm not going to explain this one. Figure it out for yourself.
I WISH I HAD THAT COOKIE, DOG
I WISH I STILL HAD THAT COOKIE, DAMN
Teatime I really need this.
me deepthroating Cracky's dick
>>14986it is part of your royal duties
Withering, no foodmemories of days gone byrejected tender wordsO, why did I deny you?Another stupid mistake
Goodnight Cracky-chan thanks for being my friend
Women who cheat on their husbands should be executed
>>14992 so should men who cheat on their wives
>>14993you're not wrong
Imagine you develop a way to escape Cracky and the Rothschilds in your dreams and so they make this brain monitoring technology with their money to stop you
2022 DAY 227 (181+46) (2021 DAY 592 / 2020 DAY 958)
this remote hashas a Cracky buttonbottom text
I'm going to say a little prayer for me and Cracky. This is from PSALMS 25:15.
>"My eyes are ever looking to the Lord for help, for he alone can rescue me. Come, Lord, and show me your mercy, for I am helpless, overwhelmed, in deep distress; my problems go from bad to worse. Oh, save me from them all! See my sorrows; feel my pain; forgive my sins. See how many enemies I have and how viciously they hate me! Save me from them! Deliver my life from their power! Oh, let it never be said that I trusted you in vain! Assign me Godliness and Integrity as my bodyguards, for I expect you to protect me and to ransom Israel from all HER troubles."
in Jesus' name amen.
2022 DAY 228 (181+47) (2021 DAY 593 / 2020 DAY 959)
I fear that Cracky may have mistaken my kindness for weakness.
>>15006i was tricked into thinking this was funny by the internet.
>>15007if you think it's funny, then it's funny to youit's like the Matrixif you think it's real, it's real
His Psalms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghettiThere's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghettiHe's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,The whole crowd goes spaghettiHe opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come outHe's choking how, everybody's joking nowspaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghettiOh, there goes spaghetti, bloahHe's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
No matter what anybody says, do not eat their ass.
These do not pass as Cracky-marks. The nose is for lipstick not dipstick.
> Play multiverse
Got any of her peeing ??
>>15016how can you peewhen you have no dick?
IMagine she sits down to pee in the toilet and water just shoots out FFFFFFWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes a really loud sound splashing in the toilet bowl and then she takes a tissue and wipes her dewy vagina
>>15019I think red and black had some occult meaning behind it, but I could be remembering wrong.
now draw her in a wedding dress
2 ice creams for himself
2022 DAY 229 (181+48) (2021 DAY 594 / 2020 DAY 960)
Everything is performative because everything is a performance. Never in the history of this planet has the performance ever stopped, even for a moment. She's so fucking cute and sweet.
Imagine child-Cracky says "I need an adult."
and you respond, "I am an adult."
just imagine it
it's easy if you try
2022 DAY 230 (181+49) (2021 DAY 595 / 2020 DAY 961)
CONTEST: give this image a Cracky-related caption
best caption will win a special prize
She isn't intentionally wrecking your life. Nobody is intentionally wrecking your life. Why would anyone intentionally wreck another person's life. She isn't intentionally wrecking your life that isn't what's going on here. NOpe. no.
>>15029 kid named Skyqueen
Don't you feel sorry for her brother though? I mean he had HER for an older sister, what was that like? Did she bully and torture him? Is that why he moved to South America? To get away from her. I could imagine she took everything out on him since she wasn't allowed to have any boyfriends.
Jared from Subway
GIVE ME HER DAMN ONLYFANS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
you got diarrhea again?
>>15048WHO HAS DIARRHEA?? THE SKYQUEEN? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU, DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE M8
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December
It should look exactly like a rare. An HD Cracky rare. That's basically what is. It's somewhat better constructed than the originals and definitely better than the recent reissues. If it's not quite close enough for you, just swap the hair color out and save the cum you'd spill for a drastically overpriced cat ears or the like. Sure, they're great but, like everything else, they pray on your ego. They live quite well while you either rub your balls multiple times or attempt to sell blowjobs, beg and borrow or worse just to have a bag full of knobs, dildos, fleshlights and dicks that you really don't want to eat. There are plenty of much more affordable options which look just as good, if not better and, if you know how to use your fingers in your butt, that's all you'll ever NEED. Especially in your bedroom or even at some local gig where the audience is comprised of people on their way to alcohol and chemically induced oblivion who are, at least at the moment, incapable of distinguishing a rare from a fucking bongo drum and only focused on swapping lies, chasing barflys. They only really notice the rare long enough to yell "Camehore" or "Kike". Even while attempting to dance. Of course, it's your boypussy. Yours and your granny's anyway. Lol
SQUACKETY SQUACK $$$ NUMBERS UP $$$https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVOh0qBwJQc
2022 DAY 231 (181+50) (2021 DAY 596 / 2020 DAY 962)
so uh I guess I'll give the caption contest another day or so
for clarification, this is how the meme template if normally used?
>>15051 is this an entry for the caption contest or not?
>>15053Yes, that's the plot to Stardew Valley
>>15053so what do I win?
SATURDAY MORNING COFFEE ENEMAS
2022 DAY 232 (181+51) (2021 DAY 597 / 2020 DAY 963)
Pop quiz, was she wearing underwear + why or why not? Cite your sources and provide evidence for your claims.
possible underwear sighting
>>15061>>15062Breathe in, breathe outBreathe in, breathe outBreathe inBreathe in, breathe outBreathe in, breathe outBreathe in
>>15062what's that thing on your balls??
2022 DAY 233 (181+52) (2021 DAY 598 / 2020 DAY 964)
I wonder if she even remembers if she was wearing underwear or not.
this is one of her many safehouses
your best chance to see her is when they move her between safehousesbut the schedule is irregularand they'll shoot at you if you're noticed
I was 15 years old and my nephew was 8. He was unconsciously watching over me, threatening my body. Ironically, I was in the living room, the door to our room was behind me because the computer was there. One day he asked me. "Anon, I saw what you did to your fiance, who is he? Who are these people in the video?" More I said, "Can you see?" She "I saw and heard when you finished. I went to the bathroom. I saw him a little bit. I'm sorry. He said I think he's fine. Then I told him what was going on. Because there was no time to tell him about children and romance. I won't let go. So our rooms are like other hotels with attached doors, except they don't have hair dryers. One night a few weeks later it was just between us. I slept as usual, I didn't notice anything unusual except that my grandson was doing something or looking down while I was talking to him. I didn't think so. So I guess he was waiting for this night. It came and I couldn't sleep, I always sleep with the TV on, and it was the summer holidays. My mom went to visit her this weekend. And I felt him crawling on the bed, I didn't think. Maybe he had a bad dream or something. So I slept with my eyes closed. until I felt spoiled. My mind is very painful very quickly. Then I felt something warm moving up and down. My eyes were already open. I slowly got up and pulled the blanket. My grandson had a small mouth on my forehead when he touched it! He withdrew and apologized for not knowing what to do. I was shocked, but my 15 year old brain is in this place. I told him it was fine. And I told him I could make him better, I found him in 69 and I told him he could do it. It's raining, it's raining hard. So I started licking myself and shivering. It was close and now I heard a big mmmpf.
Did I say it right? He said yes. So I turned it on and asked if I wanted to try what was in the video. He said yes. I pushed my baby into the cowgirl's door and spat at her. I doubt I need it, but being a virgin I imitate what I see. He fell and after a little movement he screamed. I said it hurts at first. It should stop after a while. Then he sank and I saw the water parting. Damn, that's hard. I was going out when the boss came in.
He went out with him. Initially, these jobs were sad and desperate. I started playing with her clit and she managed to take at least half of my cock. I slowly looked at her stomach. So he came. He got up and held it for about 20 seconds before landing. The next day my back and legs hurt and I saw the biggest cream of my life compared to any porn I've ever seen. We went to high school until I was 18, then I said I wanted out. He does not want to continue and does not refuse when he wants. He has a girlfriend. She hasn't stopped at 25 years, except recently when her boyfriend asked her out. After. The best erection of my life.
Thank you for reading.
if Cracky came to you crying and said she was molested by "Bill", who would you assume she was talking about?
>Calling Cracky a bitch>time to fap
Can anyone confirm this?
>our brain needs 90 days to reboot
Is that even true?
>>15061what if you woke up one day and forgot what she looked like. you hear her name and try to put a face to it but can't.you don't remember her face.
2022 DAY 234 (181+53) (2021 DAY 599 / 2020 DAY 965)
CRACKY please contact me ASAPthis is an EMERGENCY
(picture is unrelated)
>>15086Saying something is an emergency does not make it an emergency when you haven't even said what is happening. A lack of planning on your part does n