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CRACKY CRACKY CRACKYWelcome to CATHARSIS ACADEMY - summer 2022 semesterformerly known as "philosophy and life strategy for 202[012]"
2022 DAY 182 (181+1) (2021 DAY 547 / 2020 DAY 913)
Thread list (please read in sequence from start to end):2020 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/1683.php2021 thread 1 of 1: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/5190.php2022 thread 1 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/10651.php2022 thread 2 of 2: https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/14000.php
moving forward these threads will be known as CATHARSIS ACADEMY (for now...?)CATHARSIS ACADEMY - the first, best, and only school dedicated to achieving catharsisEVERYONE is a student and EVERYONE is a teacher
School code of contact: remember that karma is real and Cracky IS watching you
If you observing the religious rites, don't forget the say "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" immediately after waking up on the first day of each month
MANY THANKS to an anonymous contributor who created this image for us and submitted it by e-mail
What would you like to see from CATHARSIS ACADEMY?
p.s. 14KGET
>>14003
PRIDE OVER
2022 DAY 183 (181+2) (2021 DAY 548 / 2020 DAY 914)
Can you smell the "new thread" smell? Smells good, doesn't it? And the page load time. So fast. So sexy.
Anyway, since I opened the Gmail account I've been a bit underwhelmed by both the quantity and quality of messages received, but regardless, human contact is human contact.
Here's an odd letter I received from a crackyfag(?) named Sardar Ahmad Rostan:
***************
Dear,
My name is Mr.Sardar Ahmad Rostan , I am a Financial Consultant of over 20years and reside in the United Kingdom. I am working with an organizationwho has interest in investing in your country into a Joint Venture /Partnership. They'vefunds available meant for investment,but it's strictly on referral basis .Please contact me via this email ([REDACTED]@yahoo.com) if you areinterested.
Regards,Mr.Sardar Ahmad Rostan
doesn't really seem very Cracky-relevant but it's better than nothing, I guess. And contact with the UK is always appreciated.
He e-mailed me from a Gmail address, though, different from the Yahoo request he requested be replied to.
Curious. HOW does it relate to Cracky? Is it a Rothschild thing? Should I write back?
>>14016Seems legit.
IT'S UP
cracky cracky cracky haha i do the thing
2022 DAY 184 (181+3) (2021 DAY 549 / 2020 DAY 915)
Kids these days are always saying things like "L + ratio + you fell off"
first of all "L" is a letter with extreme Cracky symbolism so that's not a bad thing
and nobody gives a fuck about "ratios"
apparently "falling off" is a bad thing
BUT... don't you NEED to fall off in order to understand how deep the rabbit hole truly goes?
It's the perfect comeback next time some asshole zoomer says "you fell off" to you
now you're prepared, now you are READY
i bet y'all like trump
>>14034 some do some don't, what's it matter to you?
>>14034'the apprentice'you literally voted in an actor in a reality show to be the president of the united states of America.
reality shows are the worst kind of show for degenerates and cumbrains
like if i had zero personality or culture i'd watch the apprentice and road rules and real world and the bachelor and all that cringe
trying to teach Cracky's Dad how to play project zomboid and I'm so fucking pissed right now
>>14033 ratio
I woke up this morning and seen bags of hamburger buns on the counter I want to puke
I just know they're going to get drunk and make shit ton of hamburgers that I'll eventually have to throw out and clean up all the grease and mess. 4th of July is pig disgusting. I don't want to eat another hamburger I'm a middle-aged man. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT THE HAMBURGER FUCK YOU YOU FUCKS FUCK YOU. fuck your burger holiday you fat stupid drunk fucks
fuck greasy ass burggers
it's the 4th of July and I have depression
severe depression
the crazy thing is I'm supposed to be cooking them! FOR MY FAMILY! HAAHAHAHA WOW
don't eat the borger cracky
>>14059 you need to move away from them
get your own place so you can be in complete solitude and isolation
so you can go weeks without even SEEING another human IRL
DON'T FORGET YOUR CARDIO
>>14061this requires too much effort on my part
>>14061why don't i just an-hero like cracky told me to
>>14064 no I changed my mind, don't do it!
The tripcode matches so you can be certain it's really her
https://tinyurl.com/2zy6dhzh
p.s. FIX THE SPAM FILTER!!!
>>14066wtf i hate Cracky now
it's the 4th of July and I'm going to bed. No drinks, no burgers, NO Cracky. Just me and my bed next to my window probably with fireworks going off.
>>14068 meditate on this until you feel better
today's the day. im gonna do it. i'm going to tell my parents to fuck off with their burgers, america and 4th of july shit. if they don't like it tough shit. if they try anything from there im gonna stab them to death.
2022 DAY 185 (181+4) (2021 DAY 550 / 2020 DAY 916)
Do we have any Americans in the audience? Probably. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to any and all Americans who may be reading this. Stay safe. Don't explode your fingers. Don't meet Cracky in the sky prematurely. This is not your time yet.
I'm an American in the audience
this is what she looks like now
I'M SO PATRIOTIC I BARBECUED BURGERS HURRR HONEYY GET THE KIDS AND GET YOUR BURGER EVERYONE I BARBECUED BURGERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY GET YOUR BURGER AND BUSH BAKED BEANS DAMMIT I BARBECUED BURGERS DAMN YOU BE THANKFUL GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP WITH THE BURGERS DAMMIT I BARBECUED BURGERS DAMMIT IT'S THE 4TH FOR DAMN YOU
4TH OF JULY POST;
WHATCHU EATIN', DRINKIN' PLAYIN,
SHOOTIN'
IT'S OUR 4TH OF JULY SHOOTING SALE
me on my way to stalk Cracky
>mfw Cracky sues me for stalking so I get to meet her @ court
rest in piss don't ever fuck with Cracky
Happy 5th of July WOOOH ALRIGHTit's the 5th of JUly fellas
CRACKY
hey CRACKY, it's National Bikiki Day, please kindly do the needful
can someone please draw Cracky in a bikini
>>14096
Post something new and relevant to Crackypro tip: you fucking can't
>>14102 this is pretty new: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSLBI8oQcE
this is kinda new (hasn't been posted on here yet at least) https://finnmcbride.medium.com/cracky-chan-the-first-egirl-110fcd2114d3
this has been posted but is still quite new: https://cracky.win/
>>14102 this is fairly new (like a month or two old)
the landing page on http://[2a04:dd00:16:7:195:242:99:71]/ is new (less than a month old)
this is pretty new
this is kinda new
this is fairly new
this is somewhat new
all the stuff at https://fanart.crackychan.net/art/sets/dall-e-mini/ is reasonably new
this is new-ish
this is quite new
this sucks but it is new: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmpkNVeuhqc
all a psyop none of this is new it's all been posted before
>>14114 you're a psyop
>>14115that's totally you
https://crackyhouse.com/ frontpage has been majorly revamped and https://dear-olivia.com/ submissions have been re-opened, that's all new
https://cracky-chan.com/carpfood/ is "new" in the sense that it's running in the cloud now
HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU WANT
WILL YOU NEVER BE SATISFIED
>>14116 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
https://ipv6.cracky-chan.com/files/submissions/conky.txt is new
stop the count these are all just resubmissions
>>14121this is michael jackson
>>14120
>>14122 MJ is dead
>>14120 Proof? Link to the previous postings please.
>>14121that's a man
>>14126 you're a man
BREAKING NEWS: feminists are malding so hard they accidentally re-invented marriage
we can't ever get along because there's lines you just don't cross, and everyone is too willing to cross them
>>14130 can't make catharsis without breaking some eggs
>>14131bro stop gaslighting me why do I have to keep saying it
>>14132
also when you say "bro" are you assuming gender or were you using "bro" in the gender-neutral sense?
I may have followup comments depending on your answer.
>>14134both
ACK
2022 DAY 186 (181+5) (2021 DAY 551 / 2020 DAY 917)
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it
>>14138
>>14139
anybody ever send Cracky photos of your crotch?
just asking hypothetically
>>14144 я люблю это
>>14145 sooooo not mclovinit.
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...
one of you needs to see thisyou know who you are
https://tinyurl.com/2r2cnhkn
hahahah
>>141532D Girlbossing = Gaslighting.
>>14154 Tinyurl is down :(
cRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what are they hiding from us?????
my Cracky-stalking disguise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDLjIMPucg
admit it you're just after her "ill-gotten gains"
>>14159Use a different DNS instead of your ISP's, like 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8 or even 9.9.9.9 and you won't have those issues. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AMSyxO-l4
God i want a wide Cracky walking 10-hour version
2022 DAY 187 (181+6) (2021 DAY 552 / 2020 DAY 918)
So, Cracky knocked the rocks over, right? Can we all agree on that?
>>14169She knocked down the towers. She probably knocked down the rocks too because of these threads.
>>14167 wrong, DNS can't help you if the server is totally down
she's just flexin'
I want to "go down" on Cracky's "server" if you know what I mean
>Hungry people are the most productive people, especially where there is a need for manual labour.
I am hungry.... for CRACKY!
get in the fake taxi Cracky
https://tinyurl.com/4cdcnk2t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIUCSIwPCEc
crACKy
Attention! Will the REAL Cracky-chan pls stand up
https://tinyurl.com/3d2z385d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xnERaWfl-I
I have a recurring dream that my testicles are like putty in that I can pull off chunks of them and there's no blood and no pain. But they still look and feel like normal balls. So I'll pull off bits of testicle, and I'll eat them. And when I'm done, I'll have small, compact testicles like when you get out of cold water. But over time, they'll start growing again and eventually I'll have to repeat the process.
That's how the dream normally goes.
But in the dream I just woke up from, something went wrong and I pulled off a huge chunk of testicle all at once. And it was more than I could eat because I'd already eaten so much.
So I had to figure out what to do with this large chunk of testicle. It was important that nobody find out about the anomalous nature of my junk. So I couldn't just put it in the garbage because someone might find it. So the dream became a brainstorm & planning session about how to covertly dispose of the testicle-chunk. I needed to get it outside the building I was in. But there were many people. It was Christmas. How will I sneak out without being noticed? Or do I wait until I have a decent excuse to go out? Will it be too late by then? What do I do with the testicle once outside? Bury it? Bury it WHERE? What if someone digs it up? Many risks, many problems to account for.
That's about as far as the dream got. I woke up and my testicles were normal, also I was completely alone.
>>14184You were supposed to eat the huge testicle chunk and then throw up
binge and purge
2022 DAY 188 (181+7) (2021 DAY 553 / 2020 DAY 919)
>>14184 Interesting dreamI'm trying to figure out how it might relate to Crackyit's a head-scratcherbut it HAS to connect somehow
anyway in the weeks leading up to this thread I toyed with a few ideas for what image to use
fortunately I received a last-minute e-mail submission so it was a moot point
but here's a little something I had whipped up prior to that
was going to delete it but might as well post it first
What if everything now is the consequence of hacking her emails and exposing Cracky. Posting her boopies too.
>>14188
>14>88
what are you some kind of Nazi?
Stonetoss is a Nazi
>>14190 I've been talking to a guy who I think might secretly be Stonetoss but he won't ADMIT it. How can I make him confess?
>>14191You have to appear useful in some way to him
Yeetus Deletus Diabetus
>>14199why is she naked?why didn't you tag NSFW?
>mrw Cracky says she'll fuck me if I stop pointing the gun at her
2022 DAY 189 (181+8) (2021 DAY 554 / 2020 DAY 920)
>>14205
>mrw Twitter bans me for threatening Cracky
she's had a hard life
>my face when, you know, the thing
let me solo her
Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World's population is 8 billion. He could have given each person $5 billion and still have money leftover. I feel like a cheque for $5 billion would be life changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on Twitter.
Bimbo Cracky
Himbo Cracky
2022 DAY 190 (181+9) (2021 DAY 555 / 2020 DAY 921)
saw this and though of her
imagine Cracky saying the following:
"get the binbag... BUT NOT FOR ME"
as she pulls out a knife
are you imagining it? Catharis University or Academy or whatever this is grades on participating so you better not be half-assing these exercises
IMAGINE
What is Catharsis, how do I obtain it without taking it?Is Catharsis something you obtain or achieve?Give me the rundown on what Catharsis is.
Imagine if she was of the British royal family then we'd get to see her more. It would be part of her duty to us.
>>14219forgot image
dump all you have of this slut
I just found out that Olivia Wilde's real name is Olivia Jane Cockburn. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I feel like I don't know enough about OliviasI want to know more about EVERY Olivia
Olivia my darling
can't explain why but kinda just feel like saying the N word
no reason
just wanna do it
Abe: "Incels must go!"Incels: "WHO must go??" bang
My fan keeps moving off of me. Whenever its summer and hot I turn my fan on and set it in position and over time I notice it's like 45 degrees angle turned. It's so annoying especially when I get in bed and go to sleep it moves off of me and I have to get up and adjust it again.
My entire life is like this.
>>14230 is it a Kmart K223 20-inch fan?
>>14231it's a Lasko rotating fan
I found it in a dumpster
>>14233 did you check the dumpster for Cracky??
>>14234Cracky?
>>14234
>teehee
>>14236
>Cracky?
You know, because of the bin bags? Get it?Yeah I know, you were expecting it to be under a wide sky, in a forest, 'cause that's what the mice like, well fuck mice, you never know when or where Cracky will appear so check bin bags everywhere.
people poop when they die, is pooping dying?
>>14238Interdasting query, Fulloshitsaurus. Do zombies poop? Well, do they?
>>14239
>TFW your undead diet doesn't have enough fiber.
>>14238IDK but at the rate we're going we're going to need a TURD thread by October for her Dirty Turd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxyKFi3t00
>>14241 is that a gaymail logo
2022 DAY 191 (181+10) (2021 DAY 556 / 2020 DAY 922)
>>14218 It would be my pleasure to attempt to explain catharsis to youmy view of it, at leastbut we'll need to speak in metaphorsay you drink some poison and it makes you sickyou feel really badeventually you start to vomityou vomit and vomit and vomitit's really unpleasantyour stomach empties and you start try heavingas you heave over and over you eventually vomit up a foul-tasting black substancebut you continue dry heaving again and again and againeventually you stopin absolute terms you still feel really badbut in relative terms you feel better because the worst is over, hopefullyand because the poison is gone from you, maybeyou're going to be okay, perhapsDO YOU BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND?
>>14243this image broke the internet
>>14243MM love that cunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNZbfjVGDlQ
such a beautiful cultureI love their music so much
For King and Cunny
Biden confirmed crackyfag?? because of you know the thing
>>14248No.
>>14249That should be ME!
>>14250look you want glowies up you butt, fine, suit yourself, but leave Cracky out of it.
..." Anonymous (ID: i4f/hBCF) 07/10/22(Sun)09:51:18 No.386140023>>386140688Magnet link for the large file:magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ba031f1b19eb501808b6145641ea1a49e41bb6bd&xt=urn:btmh:122056121502a7164ef4d04873e2794ffa218d5e0532a919a409bba3c6c7a7cd0eb3&dn=iphone_ipadBackup.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwww.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce
Magnet link for small file:magnet:?xt=urn:btih:78b84f3c43e6817e2cac39ade622c6c43e837521&xt=urn:btmh:1220a1e496143d634861911f7a5970b004d8414870bdf4c703051c58fdd0ad8a73b3&dn=icloudBackup.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwww.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
do not torrent without VPN, Langley is confirmed seeding these files. do what you will with this information"
>ad for new Cracky movie >music starts playing>"I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation"
>>14249 how do you explain the "L" then?what else could it stand for except oLivia?
>>14251 are there Ashley Biden nudes?
I want to take a shower with her (probably not appropriate)
>>14252 why are you libleft color?
>>14254cuLo = that would be you.
i'd like to hit her backline if ya know what the thing
me and Cracky
>>14259slappyjoe haha
I want to play cornhole with Cracky
Nazi Transformer? Nazi Transformer!
>mfw July
>>14251 who is this?
>That will be $300
whomst?
2022 DAY 192 (181+11) (2021 DAY 557 / 2020 DAY 923)
>my face when Cracky
>>14264>>14271
You know damn well who it is. Hunter's niece and baby momma, which makes his newest daughter also his grand-niece. What a sick fuck.
I just ate a popsicle, and this is what it said.
WHAT DID ONE INSECT SAY TO THE OTHER?
YOU BUG ME
>>14278Stick to fortune cookies. Get it? Stick.
I dreamed that I was president of America and I had a daughter and I took showers with her and the media wouldn't even report on it. What could it mean?
???
CRACKY, I ROVE YOUI ROVE YOU CRACKY
>>14282 how is the weather in glorious Nihongo?
translator's note Nihongo means weebland
>>14281 Most subs are AI generated now, imagine that, a crackyfag AI, just imagine what it could do.
>this thread
>STAND>STANDING
Is it bad if I relax in bed and rub one out before I go to sleep? Maybe sometimes wake up and do it too? I find it gives me a burst of energy in the morning to get showered and ready.
>>14289 I dunno dude, I unironically jerked off the Ashley Biden diary and now I feel like absolute shit
better to just not risk it
I feel like Cracky wants me to do that thing though
Do you think she knows about HEntai?
2022 DAY 193 (181+12) (2021 DAY 558 / 2020 DAY 924)
>>14286 Malarkey? We don't really do that here. We do catharsis. Maybe we need some "CATHARSIS DETECTED" memes? Any volunteers?
>>14293 she definitely does, look at https://www.gamespot.com/profile/scarecrowmaiden/reviews/
>>14295.
oi! do u have a permit to be mixing your own drink bruv?
>>14301 no I spent all my money obtaining a license to make toast in my own damn toaster
2022 DAY 194 (181+13) (2021 DAY 559 / 2020 DAY 925)
anarcho-skyqueenism
why are women so disgusting?
>>14307 you're not using inclusive language, you should instead say "why are vagina-havers so disgusting?"
Vaginal-Americans
that's disgusting
this is disgusting
I have this new theory we've all been lobotomized by the visitors
>>14312Dr Fauci*
SQUAWK
ONE MASK TWO MASKONE MASK THREE MASKSQUAWKNUMBERS GOING UPSQUAWK
>>14313>>14314You think Cracky's joining the quad-vaxx'd crew?
94%, not so safe but very effective. https://www.europereloaded.com/whilst-you-were-distracted-by-boris-resigning-the-uk-gov-quietly-published-a-report-confirming-the-vaccinated-account-for-94-of-all-covid-19-deaths-since-april/
*SQUACK "Get your booster!" *SQUACK
GET YOUR VACCINEKILL YOUR BABYMASK UP
SEPERATE CHURCH AND STATEREMOVE GOD
GIVE US YOUR GUNSSURRENDER
>>14321You can have them, bullets first.
>>14322 >mfw when Cracky blows my mind
>mfw when Cracky blows my mind
you're supposed to just open your third eye not your entire forehead
>mfw someone tells me to be more "open minded"
what do you think about this, goys?
Give me Cracky
Gimme Cracky
>>14327
>think?
Yet another false narrative pushed by the left to make it seem like it's trivial for anyone to get a weapon, it isn't. There's a few hoops you have to jump through, background checks, waiting periods, and the cost, and if you're stupid enough to walk into a bar with a rifle, be ready to get shot by people who are carrying concealed. There's no real reason to open carry a rifle if you don't intend to use it. What do I think? It's laughable. What do tidepod eating lefties think, who cares? They don't have guns.
>>14330That's kind of the point though, right? 4chan pushes false narratives to troll everyone for "lulz"
and when shit hits the fan it's never their fault
4chan is literally build-a-bear for false narratives and fakes news but isn't responsible or liable for anything
Cracky down bottom
Yet another false narrative pushed by the gungrabblers to make it seem like it's trivial for anyone to get a weapon, it isn't. There's a few hoops you have to jump through, background checks, waiting periods, and the cost, and if you're stupid enough to walk into a bar with a rifle, be ready to get shot by people who are carrying concealed. There's no real reason to open carry a rifle if you don't intend to use it. What do I think? It's laughable. What do tidepod eating leftypolz think, who cares? They don't have guns and the ones that do have never used one in combat. (insert Gravy-seal PIC HERE)
mc donald
>>14336SUPERSIZE ME CRACKY!!!
Seriously though I can't wait to get GRINDAN IN DISGAEA 3!!
little joe bidens coming out of your kitchen telling you to go with them to their ship so they can probe you
"The sound of children screaming has been removed."
2022 DAY 195 (181+14) (2021 DAY 560 / 2020 DAY 926)
MOVIE IDEA: Cracky plays a lawyer, title is "My Cousin Livvie"
Do you know what is the refrance? Post a comment in this webzone if you know what is the refrance.
She does have a lot of cousins. Maybe we could get that Linda Underwater girl to star in the movie too, as the cousin of Cracky. You know who I mean? The one who sings. You know who I mean.
>me outside Cracky's house>I do not share any of the pictures because I am an asshole
I woke up and rolled out of bed to my computer. I browsed some things for a few and continued my business elsewhere. While I was doing things I turned on the tele used the remote to change the channel to golf. After awhile I came back to my computer and noticed this(pic related). Was it subliminal messaging or just a coincidence, thoughts?
>>14354did you roll out of bed and stumble to the kitchen?did you pour yourself a cup of ambition?did you yawn and stretch and try to come to life?
Once there was a girl whoGot into a black bin bag and couldn't come to schoolBut when she finally came backHer hair had turned from red into bright greenShe said that it was from whenThe internet had bullied her so hardMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
>>14354If you're not aware of it by now, "smart" TVs snitch on you, so do "smart" phones and any other "smart" appliance you might have.
Just like Crackybro in the beret is watching you now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOYO-7mnIKIp.s. buy some merch!
if you watch me fap that means you're gay
https://tinyurl.com/2yknf7xf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwYdP1r_sKM&t=988s
rate my Cracky fanart
2022 DAY 196 (181+15) (2021 DAY 561 / 2020 DAY 927)
I saw this and it really resonated with meI feel like I am someone who advocates kindnessbut what I receive from others is mostly crueltysocietywhy does it have to be like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXT5Q_BI5QM
f society
what if you met Cracky and she was very cruel and hateful
>>14368what could you even do about it?
>>14369
Cracky is elite. I'd expect her to be cruel and hateful without having to meet her.
It's not really a what if.. Cracky is very cruel and hateful
'The antidote' she Pee'd in it
self-defense is a fundamental human right, yes?Cracky intends to kill us, yes?so we're entitled to defend ourselves, yes?
>>14363 9/10, good job, now rate MY Cracky fanart
when you love Cracky but you can't allow her crimes to continue
2022 DAY 197 (181+16) (2021 DAY 562 / 2020 DAY 928)
What if she's actually really NICE?
I'm not sure how I feel about all these posts pretending she's mean.... they're funny BUT false accusations are not nice
then again we don't know what she's like these days
maybe she's naughty, maybe she's nice, maybe she's sugar, maybe she's spice
>>14379if she was really nice then she'd have sex with me
I'm sure she's nice smile :)
I want her to suck my tits lol
Neo Tokyo. Neo vagina.
I got a quadrillion dollar's dog yeah...
https://tinyurl.com/3556c5nd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg7VNv-tIEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquEXZh1Auk
>>14388
>dad walks in
She's FTM and had top surgery already.
>>14390 top surgery only? so far? we need to hurry and fuck the pussy before it's too late.
A.F.T.P. (Always Fuck The Pussy)
We must travel back in time and prevent her from going FtM and getting top surgery
hey Cracky we know you have plenty of blood why aren't you doing art with it??
it's hip to fuck bees
https://tinyurl.com/mtj6cvf5
>>14390
>top surgery
I'm calling bullshit on that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3yKk7FC9Bg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQ9Q8MUDUE
If I went camping and there were people blasting loud shitty music I'd be pissed too
2022 DAY 198 (181+17) (2021 DAY 563 / 2020 DAY 929)
I don't feel greatI want to feel greatBut I don'tI also don't want to do things that might result in feeling greatcatch 22cracky's faultsociety
https://tinyurl.com/ycks6xn9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3_9YvtZwTY
>>14402I've never once seen that girl
>>14402She's so realistic. She looks so real and has a complete background and everything with family. How do the feds do it?
nobody will EVER gaslight me into believing that Cracky isn't real
Crackys Not FAKE!!
Cracky wouldn't talk about herself in the third person, right?
What do you report people in Fall Guys for?
>>14410I'm confused as to whether use of the Royal "we" would count as third person or not.
>>14402
I recommend papaya warm, genuine vacuum delight and it splashes well.Check that the plantation owner is not nearby, then take and browse among the trunks for a nice big hanging yellow and a little green boob Papaya.Take and climb it is worth the effort then jump down without wriggling the foot.So to the point, the girls are gone and you have been eating the course for over eight weeks as an overwintered surfer and now they are going to be fed with a fruity beautiful PapayaThen you make a hole, think that it should be tight, it is the craving for the itch that does it.Then you sit wide-legged on the plantation and itch so it splashes, it's even better with a song, 'Papaya Coconut'It is actually a really good fruit for sexual desire.Can be given away to a braided hippie with car tire sandals at the roadside after use.
2022 DAY 199 (181+18) (2021 DAY 564 / 2020 DAY 930)
Still feel badI might be dyingI think Cracky is punishing me for not doing enoughI should be doing moreSo should youWhy aren't you being punished, though?Maybe you arePost a comment in this webzone with details about how Cracky is punishing you
ONE MASKFOUR MASKS
NUMBERS GOING UP, SQUAWK
SIX FEET SAFEFIVE FEET DANGER
>>14419HAND
the GOD of COMEDY has RETURNED
>>14424 they're both jew/pawns but musk would win
always bet on the one with the sword
>>14423what is he even talking about, I don't get it
>>14427 his daughter went to college and became a "libtard" (liberal + retard)
i wish i could keep going but i gotta goi gotta go to get ready
>Shh hush relax, relax, relax you're okay you're okay everything's going to be okay
British people always be like "durrr stupid Americans wasting money on air conditioners"
and now they're like "oh god help we're dying because we don't have air conditioners"
I hope they all die
2022 DAY 200 (181+19) (2021 DAY 565 / 2020 DAY 931)
Cracky please don't be a bitchPeople say you're a bitchI don't want it to be trueJust don't be a bitch Crackyit costs 0 pound-monies to not be a bitchplease consider
>>14438Can any brits confirm? I saw this on the news too. Give us some details. I'm not worried about HER though she's in the 1% that have AC I'm sure.
god I hate them so much, they're even smugly superior while dying
The UK is so feckin hot
imagine livie in her small apartment melting removing pieces of clothing imagine the smell
I want to bottle her sweat and masturbate with it
this says a lot about society
they make memes mocking America and yet they're the ones dying easily-preventable deaths
I wish I had invisible handcuffsI'd use them on Crackyand she'd yell "help I'm in handcuffs"but the handcuffs are invisible so nobody would believe her
>>14448AOC: Prison changed meMa'am, you didn't go to prisonAOC: I still experienced what it was like to be arrested Ma'am, you weren't arrestedAOC: I had handcuffs onMa'am, you were not cuffedAOC: WHY DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME?
i want you close babe
plap plap plap plap
What if she stuck her fingers inside her vagina and put the juices behind your ears?
while you were sleeping
2022 DAY 201 (181+20) (2021 DAY 566 / 2020 DAY 932)
>>14448 it's a metaphor
we're all wearing invisible handcuffs
Cracky probably has the key
https://tinyurl.com/5ffptb9u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCe-6wDnXLo
>>14457 >>14458
it would be funnier if he jumped around squawking like a parrot
CURRENT ACTIVITY: pondering if it's gay to jerk off to old photos of Elliot Page
>>14459
>it would be funnier if he jumped around squawking like a parrot
JACKPOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR1Jz8_12zo
if Cracky were a black child, would you high-five her, or ignore her?
(pic unrelated)
Quit locking my email account, Cracky
>>14466 >>14467 where are they?
>>14464Rosita is my new favorite Sesame Street character
>>14470 because she's racist? because YOU'RE racist?
>>14471because she's my new favorite character
I hope the heatwave doesn't kill Lunaeverybody else over there can get fucked for all I care
>>14473Is that dog really still alive, how old is it?
>>14461Despite her current outer appearance, she remains a woman. Go blind. No homo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_hIojjA3A4
>>14475these guys were my favorite band when i was 12
LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA
>>14475 me on left Cracky on right
me to Cracky
if she'd just put the same amount of effort into helping that she does hurting others i'd like that very much more
I eat my sugared cerealBut it makes my teeth bacterialEe-awee-oo EE-awee
>>14481
>hurt
show us on the picture where Cracky hurt you
me on left, Cracky on the right
>>14108
Two y. suck old man cock and have super hot sweaty sex with grandpa cock
2022 DAY 202 (181+21) (2021 DAY 567 / 2020 DAY 933)
I'm having difficulty waking up lately. I've been sleeping a lot. It's just difficult to face the world. I wonder if she feels this way.
is this Camel??
>>14489 you know it isn’tWhy ask
>>14486CAN'T WAKE UP
>>14491 because there was a possibility of someone replyingand when someone replies, no matter what, I can pretend for just a moment that I'm not utterly aloneso thanks for that
I just had this dream I was back in the 90's. I was explaining how I was from 2022 and there were 16 final fantasy's.
Question: Is a knight slaying a dragon just a metaphor for having sex?
>>14494 were you on a very famous TV show?
this is what the refrance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc96GfmtBB0
>>14496
lol no>>14497catchy
So, here's the deal Olivia/and/ or Cracky can be your gf/and/or wife but there's a stipulation. you aren't allowed to see her, touch her, or even talk with her oh and you can't smell her either
and same as above for her too. even though she wouldn't ever do those things to begin with
You two are married but not allowed to see each other, talk with one another or any physical contact of any kind.
BUT somehow, she's allowed to torture you indirectly by just making your life harder and shittier
is this like the thing with the immortal snail?
sometimes the only winning move is not to play
First thing I'm going to do is bite off every one of these little fingers one at a time
>>14501 I would marry her, I need the 220K
I'm allowed to torture her indirectly by just making her life harder and shittier right?
>>14505forgot image
>>14508interesting
she's already torturing mebad things keep happening to meI know she's responsible
she just keeps SQUEEZING and SQUEEZING tighter and harder like a constrictor
there's somebody who posts in a similar style to me and I'm worried people will get confusedlike >>14511 is me but >>14512 is notI'm concerned someone might think they're from the same personmaybe someday a technology will be invented to attach some kind of identifier to postsso that somebody will know who posted it
>>14513take your meds
>>14511>>14513i hope she tortures you extra now
>>14514 oh shit thanks for reminding me "fam"
translator's note: "fam" is Ebonics for "family"
translator's note: "ebonics" is liberal for "negrobabble"
>ebony phonics
it's called AAVE now, bigot
>>14516
wow she's such a pussy oh my gosh
>>14520 who Cracky? or AOC? or your mom?
>>14521CRACKY she's a feckin PUSSY i bet she got picked on a lot for being such a PUSSY
>>14522 proof she is a "pussy"?
proof she HAS a "pussy"?
hey "BLOWFLY" who are you and where did you go?
2022 DAY 203 (181+22) (2021 DAY 568 / 2020 DAY 934)
Bad things keep happening to me and first I thought Cracky was punishing me, but then I realized, it's actually a good thing, Cracky gives me such a heavy burden because she knows I'm strong enough to carry it. Maybe the only one strong enough? Anyway everyone has their own burden to carry, don't feel bad if yours isn't as heavy as mine. Or maybe it is! Post a comment in this webzone with how heavy your burden is and how you feel about the heaviness of your burden.
Lain cat
this is bulls**t
Remember all those wackos talking about the great reset and an alien invasion or some crap about UFO's and it was going to be staged like a fake invasion. Remember how everyone was going to storm area 41 and how they were going to clap dem alien cheekz.
me on right Cracky on left
me on left Cracky on right
me on top Cracky on bottom
me on Cracky right on left
Cracky on left me on right
>>14244
>this image broke the internet
this is what I pictured when I saw the leopard print panties in the background
whore panties
I wonder if those were the panties her mother laid out for her.
refrance; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98YukqxYCKU
it's doc gerbil's world
>>14544HEY SIS, SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU
>>14544your just like the girl in that appliance
>dicks flopping around>music playing in background>"ARE YOU READY FOR READY FOR..">helicopter dicks spinning>music playing>"THE PERFECT STORM PERFECT STORM">males farting
is this legit? could it be Cracky??
>>14553 Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
refrance
>>14554Srsly, don't forget to ask for the rares.
>>14557this girl is probably dead now
we're all deadthis is the afterlifeheaven / hell / purgatory?look around and decide
>>14559
>we're all dead
False. But that girl is probably definitely dead by now.
clowns can't diethey're literally immortal
>clowns can't die
they're literally immortalt. fag
>homosuck
>clowns can't die they're literally immortal
>>14557she kind of looks like joe dirt
There's a new Dungeons&Dragons movie coming out. I bet someone somewhere is excited and I'm happy for them.
intersex 'women' with internal testicles won gold, silver, and bronze
the fastest person without balls finished 4th
really makes you think
2022 DAY 204 (181+23) (2021 DAY 569 / 2020 DAY 935)
I feel the attached is a perfect metaphor for me & Cracky & society & the universe. No matter how hard they try to destroy me, I just keep standing back up, again and again and again. They will NEVER keep me down.
>>145672nd edition is the best D&D, everything else sucks.
>>14569
>"Know yourself." -Some Greek perv
It means go fuck yourself.
me & Cracky-chan
I feel sad that most people in the world don't even know who Cracky isI feel sad for themdo their lives have meaning?probably not
I don't wish harm upon them but their lives are suffering and I don't want anyone to suffer
>>14589 nipple
>>14577 Cracky can legally vote, really says a lot about society
https://tinyurl.com/mw6wucen
>>14596legal residents cannot vote in the US regardless of how much money their family prints for the FED only citizens, dead people and illegal aliens can vote in the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xau1ZQUtW5c
current activity hoping I die in my sleepit's the best way
>>14602 DARK BRANDON
>>14600
>caek is a lie
a dirty filthy lie
Joe Brandon
>>14605wouldn't worry about itKamala is gonna be 1st wymxn prez soon somebody who nobody voted for and not even the dems wanted as prez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnJ_NdU7jM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU crackyverse allegory
>>14599>>14599LOOK at the picture SEE the skullthe part of bone removedTHE master race Frankenstein radio controlsThe brain thoughts broadcasting radio
>>14611 are you on the drugs
what is drugsbaby don't hurt me
I love my pet because he's a crab
>>14611
>frankenSTEIN
don't you mean FRANKENSTAIN???
should we turn up the gas on this lightbulb yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD7bjGKWCAY
>>14613>>14615Corkyfam did 9/11
>>14618alsohttps://thewatchtowers.org/what-a-coincidence-greta-thunberg-is-related-to-the-rothschild-clan/?amp
still would
>>14621
>next level bin-baggin'
She drives me crazy (oh-oh)Like no one else (oh-oh)
2022 DAY 205 (181+24) (2021 DAY 570 / 2020 DAY 936)
I'm trying something. It might work. It might not work. But it HAS to work. I need to achieve real ultimate power through Cracky and I think I know how. Hence I cannot fail... right? I hope. Do things matter? Yes? Yes. Therefore I will succeed. I will find the path to success. Double the C and double the S, that is how you spell "success". Right? I think that's right. I'm second-guessing myself a lot. I need to commit. I want to be an automaton that tirelessly carries out my goals. I don't want to be a human constrained by exhaustion, weakness, or fear. Cracky can give me the strength. I just have to take it. Right?
>>14628UHHhuhuh sure dude
Reddit and Twitter have banned the anti-LGBTQ slur "groomer". Will Chansluts be following suit and banning this word?
>>14631 yes
>>14631
>predditor works too
ok cracker
I fucked Ted
>>14629 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU
>>14645https://tinyurl.com/2p8t3hnt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8u4zv3k2E
PL
2022 DAY 206 (181+25) (2021 DAY 571 / 2020 DAY 937)
I'm a sinner. You're a sinner. Everybody here is a sinner. Everybody everywhere is a sinner, probably. Cracky? Don't even get me started on her.
It doesn't matter who the "least sinful" sinner is (probably me but whatever, doesn't matter). We're all fundamentally in the same boat. We all bear collective responsibility.
All we can do is try to sin less. Maybe we'll succeed, maybe we'll fail. It's better to succeed. But it's easier to fail. It's easiest of all to NOT TRY but not trying is the ultimate sin.
Anyway meditate on your sins or something. Think of some suitable punishments for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwY7LyPC0GU
>>14650Phantom Lancer?
Just edged my cock for 2 hours and hit myself in the chin. I wish Cracky were here.
>>14650 you wouldn't want her, she's been a drug addicted prostitute for about a decade now, and she was always a bit dirty before that
>>14654Who'd she has sex with?
this girl does not do drugs or have sex
I have a picture of her boobs. I sometimes masturbate to it.
>>14659 what if Epstein Island was actually Guernsey
>mfw
EASE
i've known her for 20 years now, she's not a prize.
>>14666 who? PL? can you tell her that I still jerk off to that one pic sometimes, that splitscreen one where on the left she's topless facing the camera wearing jeans (head not in frame), and on the right she's topless in panties facing away from the camera but you can still see side-boob (head also not in frame)? Do you know the picture I'm talking about? I can't post it because she's on the do-not-post-nudes list for some reason but you know what I'm talking about right?
PL more like PfaiL
Pretentious Loser?
she's on the dnp list because she didn't want her [underage] nudes to get posted, obviously
hi the cracky communityhow does this comic make you feel?
Happy!
>>14672 Thanks for your feedback. Followup: do you identify as a libtard? Do you identify as SJW? If neither, what do you identify as?
>>14670
>obviously
why not? why did she not want her [underage] nudes to get posted? did she express a reason?
I identify as nigger.
>>14675 that's racist, you should identify as African American instead
hello this is PL you can remove me from the "DNP" list I don't want to be on it anymore
not to be racist or anything but what if she was the one responsible for COVID-19 (because she's Chinese)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpObCUeOe5Y
Is this allowed? It's ART.
I take a look at her enormous penis and my troubles start melting away
she's not chineseher little sister was pretty cute
>>14687 what is she then, also, pic of alleged sister?
>>14688 another kind of asiani won't post pics of little girls
>>14689 Japanese or some theoretical 3rd type of Asian? Also shouldn't the sister be an adult by now? Much time has passed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_CaZ4EAexQ
>>14682 add belly button plox
help me out on this thought
if we come here for catharsis and aren't satisfied how does that make us feel?
I come here looking for catharsis and what do I get?
>>14000I've been following your threads trying to learn of Cracky but I don't know a single thing about her
>>14671 To this day, this garbage only affects nigger-cattle. Leave the ghetto and you can buy a house in good condition for $30k with no kikes and niggers anywhere near you. Work in a trade for someone who doesn't hire mestizos. Live a better life than 99% of ghetto dwellers within a few months.
>ghet·to>An often walled quarter in a European city to which Jews were restricted beginning in the Middle Ages.
Your master kikes have been waging their campaign of revenge on you for hundreds of years. Take control of your life.
Better yet, work for yourself. You can learn any skill by watching videos online. You can download nearly any book. You can work for someone else until you have learned enough to do it on your own—which is what a huge portion of tradespeople have done over the last two kiked years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw
>tfw when you can't get the monekypox vaccine because you're not a homo
you could pretend to be homohow would they even check?
2022 DAY 207 (181+26) (2021 DAY 572 / 2020 DAY 938)
Okay who the heck is "PL"? Let's try to stay on target.
>>14695 >>14696 >>14703
yes good, this is good feedback
I saw the attached image and although it's funny and kinda "based" I don't actually agree with it
I actually think feedback is good as long as it's constructive
let's work together to sort things out... together
ALL of us are wrong sometimes
now, how can we learn more about catharsis together? ideas? there are no bad answers. throw everything at the wall and we'll see what sticks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA
this is Cracky's boob
DISCLAIMER: she's over 18 in the photo
>>14706>>14706Elvis is king
https://tinyurl.com/2p8e45s5
>>14713here's your controller bro
2022 DAY 208 (181+27) (2021 DAY 573 / 2020 DAY 939)
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: the world is corrupt. How do we fix it?
Page was trying to warn us and we didn't listen
monkeypox update, new rule, no gay sex for two weeks, we just need to flatten the curve and slow the spread
we need more Jewish streamer content
Ah, you shit face cock master. (Wow, shit face cock master)Listen, you donkey raping shit eater (Donkey raping shit eater)(Baby's voice) Donkey raping shit eaterYou'd f*ck your uncle. (You'd f*ck your uncle)
chamsluts
Joe Biden is over his covid infection, and you should be too.
He was able to get a lot of work done in his office on quarantine without people coming in and out.
I really do need to speak with Olivia for my own sanity
O Lord, don't stay away. O God my strength, hurry to my aid. Rescue me from death; spare my precious life from all these evil men. Save me from these lions' jaws and from the horns of these wild oxen. Yes, God will answer me and rescue me.
>>14739racist.>>14740homophobic.
>>14741 proof?
2022 DAY 209 (181+28) (2021 DAY 574 / 2020 DAY 940)
I'm not seeing a lot of suggestions for how we fix the world's corruption. Is that too ambitious for this stage of the game? Do we need to go remedial? Set smaller goals? Break this into smaller, more manageable chunks?
What should our short-term goals be, then? Keep in mind that our long-term goal is to fix the world's corruption such that the world is no longer corrupt. But we don't know how to get there. What can we do in the meantime? Clean up little things here or there? Try to slow / contain / mitigate the damage?
Just throw out some ideas. This is important.
>>14743It's simple, we kill the corruption.
Go to www.Craiyon.com and make MF DOOM minis
and post em' so i can see them
https://tinyurl.com/ye28z9zj
What's the movie equivalent of this song?
>>14747
"We're gonna take you back through the pages of the past"
is similar to the line from the AVGN theme:
"He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass"
so therefore the equivalent would be the AVGN movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiz95K1ngiI
2022 DAY 210 (181+29) (2021 DAY 575 / 2020 DAY 941)
How much would you pay for Cracky?How much would you pay for Olivia?How much would you pay for Cracky + Olivia (two-for-one special)?
WARNING THE ABOVE IMAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORKDO NOT LOOK AT IT YOU ARE AT WORK (OR CHURCH OR SCHOOL ETC)
>work>church>school
implying shiggy diggy
>>14748it reminded me of that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHxUnAPqd9c
https://tinyurl.com/yt948ce9
>>14747I like how this song sounds in the beginningIt sounds optimistic and ominous also nostalgic
It's kind of corny but so were the 80's.
https://tinyurl.com/3cfexp2a
The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
what does she eat?
>>14764 somebody is probably going to say something stupid and gross like "semen" and it's VERY IMPORTANT that you don't listen to them because they're filthy liars
semen
2022 DAY 211 (181+30) (2021 DAY 576 / 2020 DAY 942)
>>14764 jam and milk probably
>>14766 no
But what does Olivia eat in current year
If I shower after every shit now does that mean she shits after every shower?
>>14767she's eating your guts
>>14771
bonbibonkers
>>14777 cool trips
https://tinyurl.com/3u9mehh8
2022 DAY 212 (181+31) (2021 DAY 577 / 2020 DAY 943)
There's not enough catharsis happeningWhat's the issue/problem/opportunity?Who isn't doing their part?Who is FUCKING THIS UP for everybody?We don't assign blame here but somebody needs to get their shit together
also CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY incoming, brace for impact
>>14780That's a face only some obsessed sicko could love
a psychotic narcissistic sycophant
tart
she eats jelly and milk and tartand she HATES you (not really) SHE just doesn't care.
>>14764
press X to catharsis
>>14780
>Don't do it!
You'll start WW3.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>14780>>14779>>14792If you do the thing, Biden will removed, Kamala will pick Pelosi's nephew Gavin Newsome as VP, the Dems will turn on Kamala and Mr. Gruesome will be the unelected President that starts WW3 and it'll all be YOUR FAULT.
Don't do it.
>>14792boypucci
Cracky Cracky Cracky
>>14796 why are you sad?
>>14797i woke up today and poured my coffee and then dumped it in the sink
>>14798 why?
>>14800because i don't know anymore
poured more coffee im drinking it this time
Was it instant coffee or Keurig?
>>14803the second one
2022 DAY 213 (181+32) (2021 DAY 578 / 2020 DAY 944)
I can feel the power of CRACKY burning inside me. The power of catharsis. Or maybe it's just indigestion.
Do you feel it, dear reader? Do you feel the power? If not: that's okay. It'll happen when it happens.
Speaking of indigestion: FORTUNE COOKIES
Interesting! I wonder if these are related. Is the trip the challenge? Will the challenge happen during the trip? What if it's not a physical "trip" but a spiritual or metaphorical one?
Post a comment in this webzone if you know what will happen in the future.
>>14807 its chrischan
CWC = Cracky Weston Chandler
2022 DAY 214 (181+33) (2021 DAY 579 / 2020 DAY 945)
if Cracky is so smart, why hasn't she hacked my Chansluts account yet?
perhaps she's not as smart as people say
picture unrelated but imagine if there were 3 Crackies, wouldn't that be wild
like the "twins" pictures but with 50% more Cracky
>>148143 Crackies. 3 sisters.
https://tinyurl.com/2j9cnmcs
in this moment i am meloncholic
>>14796>>14807You fucking did it. MUDDAFUKKA.
>>14814imaginme the ses
CRACKY QUIT PRETENDING LIKE YOU AREN'T A SLUT
growing up in the 90's discovering sex for the first time buttfucking on bicycles
in 70 years, it will be 2092 and people can experience them again
2022 DAY 215 (181+34) (2021 DAY 580 / 2020 DAY 946)
>>14824 she MIGHT be a slut
she has a board on chansluts
that could be seen as evidence that she is a slut
what do you think, dear reader?
slut or not?
>>14832baby shark dudududud baby shark dudududdud baby shark dududu
2022 DAY 216 (181+35) (2021 DAY 581 / 2020 DAY 947)
why is there a chanSLUTS but no chanVIRGINS?
seems a bit biased in favor of degeneracy
I feel like people might be influenced to become sluts in order to get their own boards
Is that what happened to Cracky?
>>14834
>as if you didn't know
i'm staying up all night to make sure she doesn't have sex
I want to experience life like an amusement park but one I bought for myself and go on with just close friends and family
https://newspunch.com/un-declares-war-on-dangerous-conspiracy-theories-the-world-is-not-secretly-manipulated-by-global-elite/
>The UN also warns that George Soros, the Rothschilds and the State of Israel must not be linked to any “alleged conspiracies.”
you guys are going to jail
What about the Rockefellers?
what about the Clinton's and Biden's
Clintons possibly Jewish? Must remember to investigate furthwefijo323r2332rr233 3r
2022 DAY 217 (181+36) (2021 DAY 582 / 2020 DAY 948)
>>14840 I'm not going anywhere. I've always been pro-Rothschild.
"Concordia, Integritas, Industria", as they say. I'm always saying that.
Fun fact: if you take the Rothschild motto, and you remove enough letters to spell "catarsis" (there's no H okay??), then you remaining letters are an anagram of "true raid conditioning"
put that in your pipe and smoke it, dear reader
what is the meaning of "true raid conditioning"? post a comment in this webzone if you have any ideas
marozaigabber^__^#7588marozaigabber^__^#7588
marozaigabber^__^#7588
SHOVE CHAINSAWS IN THE NIGGER MAN BUTTOCKS AND SHIT INTO THE DICKS OF THE KIKES 1488
HOLOHOAX
holographic nsa agents government spying
microchip in da brain
covid-19vaxxGORESHITTS APPLECUNNY TOMBOY CUTIES XYZsurreal lynchian nigger lynching
the all-encompassing jew nigger rapeKEK video
R.A.N. Organization
(Rape All Niggers)
GOATPISS
I turned 8 last week
>>14845SQUAAAAK
umm CRacky we have to talk about stuff... =/
we need to talk
look i forgot my email logins okay... i forget my usernames and passwords
bye it was great playing and talking with you. it was fun while it lasted. WAVE WAVE Good luck in your future endeavors
>>14845
>I turned 8 last week
sorry I don't talk to childrenalso you're too young to be on chansluts
fucking 8-year old's these days think they know everything
frick
>>14853
>fucking 8-year old's
you should at least wait until they're 14 or so
What if there was a new TF2 unusual hat effect 'Catharsis' and had these white supremacist floaty things
Woodchipper? Or based? Cast your vote now.
Based woodchipper
"hot teachers" gonna think it's real hot in hell
sex isn't that great when you're 12 and 15 i'm in my 30's and its the best
>>14866 you should stop, you're destroying your "root chakra" or something, I dunno what that is but it sounds important
>>14867
>you should stop, you're destroying your "root chakra" or something, I dunno what that is but it sounds important
I'm just kidding. I bait sex havers into saying things like this.
how dare you I would neverI don't even know what the last two digits of this post number mean
>>14869do you know what the last two digits of the time number mean?
I know these numbers (in order):
69 - the sex number88 - the racism number420 - the drug number911 - the number that the Jews did6.02214076×1023 - the avocado number
are there any other famous numbers?
1488 - the deluxe racism number
2022 DAY 218 (181+37) (2021 DAY 583 / 2020 DAY 949)
>>14873 how could you forget 71?
or 1210 or 1012
or 7 -- the days number
many such cases
1337 - the hacker number
If the Evolution fighting game tournament didn't get as big and stayed small like it was in early 2000, we wouldn't all being wearing masks right now, Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>14879 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2FOyu5rDI
>>14880miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
stop the torment stop tormenting
https://tinyurl.com/42asxxjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxs9THQPm9M
2022 DAY 219 (181+38) (2021 DAY 584 / 2020 DAY 950)
leg so hothot hot legleg so hot you fry an egg
u put ur leg
>>14889Stop it, get help.
this is what the refrance
>>14889best leg
>>14889bless you, praise youthanks for sharing this beautiful legI'm dying this hot leg is too adorable
what did Boxxy mean by this?
what doth life?
>>14902can you hack me from this post?
>>14903no don't
does Cracky inspire you to keep going?
my jleg is so sore right now ah muh gawd i wish cracky could heal1 me maybe step on me put her feet in my face so i could inhale her feet smell
2022 DAY 220 (181+39) (2021 DAY 585 / 2020 DAY 951)
Hey little brother.... I need you to hit me as hard as you can.
hey little bro he's just like you, you're like the guy from that anime! haha
>>14910 was it a Japanese anime?
dude her family and those really wealthy people who travel around the globe with estates all over the world that run our governments actually eat fucking shit in shit eating parties they literally eat da poopoo and revel in it let that sink in. THEY LIKE THE TASTE OF IT and human feces excrement going in their mouths they're addicted to it
>>14916
wow that's a serious accusationI hope you have some serious proofotherwise we're going to have a serious problembecause making false accusations is a serious crime
>>14916>>14917Sorry, this is just an excerpt from an anime porn I'm making. It's just anime fiction I'm creating.
>>14915https://tinyurl.com/3bnv8svn
Knock it off Cracky you're bullying again stop bullying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbe1S5IIP2E
2022 DAY 221 (181+40) (2021 DAY 586 / 2020 DAY 952)
This is how I feellike I'm under a tableis this a haiku?
I wrote the first two lines before realizing I'd inadvertently created haiku potential
maybe it was a subconscious thing
anyway
perhaps we're all under the same table
but the table we're under is a spiritual one
what do you think?
>>14922100,000 illegals outside Cracky's window chanting BLACK LIVES MATTER all day and night
I'm not a racist that's what's so crazy about this
>>14923what colour/race/ethnicity/nationality are the "illegals"?
2022 DAY 222 (181+41) (2021 DAY 587 / 2020 DAY 953)
no Cracky is illegal
>>14930Demon
https://tinyurl.com/2ar52ak3
pussy
https://tinyurl.com/2298jn64
I feel like nobody remembers how big Tetris was. Everybody's mom played Tetris in the 90's. If there was a nintendo or gameboy there was a Tetris cartridge.
>>14938 do you not remember when one of our best crackyfags almost won a Tetris tournament? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnlDKznIaw
you would think that Tetris and rap are very different skills... how can one crackyfag be so good at both?
rip jeff tetris
>>14940 kinda want to ask him what camel's ****** tastes like
I hate Europeons & the British
(I used to be able to just say I hated Europeons and it was understood that the British were included, but now they've made things complicated for which I hate them even more)
>>14942salty milk and coins
the parent trap
Dude, what the flip is a Kangaroo?
rape
susu issues volume one
dolerian jew rabbit watering my plants
WATERING THE CUNNY PHENOMENA PUSSY PLANTS
RAPE nancy pelosi campaign US government officials
ISIS DELORIS FBI
Virtual reality 3D CUNNY
see me bee free like a mason this month ©
ALBANIAN PISS DRINK AND EAR INFECTION CONTROL BRIDGES 2k23
edited pussy excerpts sauce from my grill in the outer space dimensional 3 grids
SHREDDED NIGGER CUNNY BLOOD PRESSURE
BABY PACIFIER LIP BOMBSHELL WORLD COLON INFECTION RABID FECES INHALER#2
fuck rape oribital eye socket and remove the layers of skin from the flaccid baby penis cannibalization jew horrorrrr
Creed cumulative apocalypse Arabia
العربية
al-luġatu l-ʿarabiyyatu l-fuṣḥā
:3O_OO_OO_O_OO
i'm orbiting cracky and i hate it!!
>>14947 whoa you go big guy
>>14949look at this miltank
LOOK AT ALL THE FAT PEOPLE
2022 DAY 223 (181+42) (2021 DAY 588 / 2020 DAY 954)
Sir or madam are you okay?Are you having a catharsis?Maybe a little too much?I'm worried.
>>14960please refrain from using phrases such as "sir or madam" because it incorrectly implies there are only two genders
#B,B,C let's get this trending
lol
>>14964
so very unhappy sad evendisturbed angry madi am so pissed off right now at things around me annoying things be more useful stop orbiting me
despair
2022 DAY 224 (181+43) (2021 DAY 589 / 2020 DAY 955)
>>14969 yes, despair. validnow, you need to turn your despair into angerand then use your anger to bend the world to your will in the name of Crackydon't just stay on despair for too longleverage it
It's all that wretched girl's fault. I blame her for everything.
Fuck it I'm just going to dump all my problems and stress on Cracky. That was easy.
>>14931
>OREALWY???
post the ones with the tits then
one man spam
>>14917
>proof
cracky-likes-scat.jpeg
noob
>>14973WHAT DOES THE SHEEP SAY
https://tinyurl.com/484umjdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C714aE81B0
2022 DAY 225 (181+44) (2021 DAY 590 / 2020 DAY 956)
This image is a metaphorSuperman is Crackythe mohawk man is all of usdo you understand?
2022 DAY 226 (181+45) (2021 DAY 591 / 2020 DAY 957)
This is also a metaphor for Cracky. I'm not going to explain this one. Figure it out for yourself.
I WISH I HAD THAT COOKIE, DOG
I WISH I STILL HAD THAT COOKIE, DAMN
Teatime I really need this.
PLUGGERS
me deepthroating Cracky's dick
>>14986it is part of your royal duties
Withering, no foodmemories of days gone byrejected tender wordsO, why did I deny you?Another stupid mistake
Goodnight Cracky-chan thanks for being my friend
Women who cheat on their husbands should be executed
>>14992 so should men who cheat on their wives
https://tinyurl.com/2dzun8wv
>>14993you're not wrong
Imagine you develop a way to escape Cracky and the Rothschilds in your dreams and so they make this brain monitoring technology with their money to stop you
2022 DAY 227 (181+46) (2021 DAY 592 / 2020 DAY 958)
this remote hashas a Cracky buttonbottom text
I'm going to say a little prayer for me and Cracky. This is from PSALMS 25:15.
>"My eyes are ever looking to the Lord for help, for he alone can rescue me. Come, Lord, and show me your mercy, for I am helpless, overwhelmed, in deep distress; my problems go from bad to worse. Oh, save me from them all! See my sorrows; feel my pain; forgive my sins. See how many enemies I have and how viciously they hate me! Save me from them! Deliver my life from their power! Oh, let it never be said that I trusted you in vain! Assign me Godliness and Integrity as my bodyguards, for I expect you to protect me and to ransom Israel from all HER troubles."
in Jesus' name amen.
2022 DAY 228 (181+47) (2021 DAY 593 / 2020 DAY 959)
I fear that Cracky may have mistaken my kindness for weakness.
>>15006i was tricked into thinking this was funny by the internet.
>>15007if you think it's funny, then it's funny to youit's like the Matrixif you think it's real, it's real
His Psalms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghettiThere's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghettiHe's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,The whole crowd goes spaghettiHe opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come outHe's choking how, everybody's joking nowspaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghettiOh, there goes spaghetti, bloahHe's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
No matter what anybody says, do not eat their ass.
These do not pass as Cracky-marks. The nose is for lipstick not dipstick.
bro wtf
play multiverse
> Play multiverse
Got any of her peeing ??
>>15016how can you peewhen you have no dick?
IMagine she sits down to pee in the toilet and water just shoots out FFFFFFWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes a really loud sound splashing in the toilet bowl and then she takes a tissue and wipes her dewy vagina
Thoughts?
>>15019I think red and black had some occult meaning behind it, but I could be remembering wrong.
now draw her in a wedding dress
>>15019braaap
2 ice creams for himself
2022 DAY 229 (181+48) (2021 DAY 594 / 2020 DAY 960)
Everything is performative because everything is a performance. Never in the history of this planet has the performance ever stopped, even for a moment. She's so fucking cute and sweet.
Imagine child-Cracky says "I need an adult."
and you respond, "I am an adult."
just imagine it
it's easy if you try
Cracky Souls
Dark Cracky
2022 DAY 230 (181+49) (2021 DAY 595 / 2020 DAY 961)
CONTEST: give this image a Cracky-related caption
best caption will win a special prize
>>15034
She isn't intentionally wrecking your life. Nobody is intentionally wrecking your life. Why would anyone intentionally wreck another person's life. She isn't intentionally wrecking your life that isn't what's going on here. NOpe. no.
>>15036
>>15029 kid named Skyqueen
>>15038Haha Yes!
Don't you feel sorry for her brother though? I mean he had HER for an older sister, what was that like? Did she bully and torture him? Is that why he moved to South America? To get away from her. I could imagine she took everything out on him since she wasn't allowed to have any boyfriends.
Jared from Subway
GIVE ME HER DAMN ONLYFANS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>15043 https://onlyfans.com/sadiesadist
you got diarrhea again?
>>15048WHO HAS DIARRHEA?? THE SKYQUEEN? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU, DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE M8
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December
>>15034>>14003>>15049
It should look exactly like a rare. An HD Cracky rare. That's basically what is. It's somewhat better constructed than the originals and definitely better than the recent reissues. If it's not quite close enough for you, just swap the hair color out and save the cum you'd spill for a drastically overpriced cat ears or the like. Sure, they're great but, like everything else, they pray on your ego. They live quite well while you either rub your balls multiple times or attempt to sell blowjobs, beg and borrow or worse just to have a bag full of knobs, dildos, fleshlights and dicks that you really don't want to eat. There are plenty of much more affordable options which look just as good, if not better and, if you know how to use your fingers in your butt, that's all you'll ever NEED. Especially in your bedroom or even at some local gig where the audience is comprised of people on their way to alcohol and chemically induced oblivion who are, at least at the moment, incapable of distinguishing a rare from a fucking bongo drum and only focused on swapping lies, chasing barflys. They only really notice the rare long enough to yell "Camehore" or "Kike". Even while attempting to dance. Of course, it's your boypussy. Yours and your granny's anyway. Lol
SQUACKETY SQUACK $$$ NUMBERS UP $$$https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVOh0qBwJQc
2022 DAY 231 (181+50) (2021 DAY 596 / 2020 DAY 962)
so uh I guess I'll give the caption contest another day or so
for clarification, this is how the meme template if normally used?
>>15051 is this an entry for the caption contest or not?
>>15053Yes, that's the plot to Stardew Valley
>>15053so what do I win?
SATURDAY MORNING COFFEE ENEMAS
2022 DAY 232 (181+51) (2021 DAY 597 / 2020 DAY 963)
Pop quiz, was she wearing underwear + why or why not? Cite your sources and provide evidence for your claims.
possible underwear sighting
>>15061>>15062Breathe in, breathe outBreathe in, breathe outBreathe inBreathe in, breathe outBreathe in, breathe outBreathe in
>>15062what's that thing on your balls??
2022 DAY 233 (181+52) (2021 DAY 598 / 2020 DAY 964)
I wonder if she even remembers if she was wearing underwear or not.
>>15067Would you?
this is one of her many safehouses
here's another
your best chance to see her is when they move her between safehousesbut the schedule is irregularand they'll shoot at you if you're noticed
lole
>>15061
I was 15 years old and my nephew was 8. He was unconsciously watching over me, threatening my body. Ironically, I was in the living room, the door to our room was behind me because the computer was there. One day he asked me. "Anon, I saw what you did to your fiance, who is he? Who are these people in the video?" More I said, "Can you see?" She "I saw and heard when you finished. I went to the bathroom. I saw him a little bit. I'm sorry. He said I think he's fine. Then I told him what was going on. Because there was no time to tell him about children and romance. I won't let go. So our rooms are like other hotels with attached doors, except they don't have hair dryers. One night a few weeks later it was just between us. I slept as usual, I didn't notice anything unusual except that my grandson was doing something or looking down while I was talking to him. I didn't think so. So I guess he was waiting for this night. It came and I couldn't sleep, I always sleep with the TV on, and it was the summer holidays. My mom went to visit her this weekend. And I felt him crawling on the bed, I didn't think. Maybe he had a bad dream or something. So I slept with my eyes closed. until I felt spoiled. My mind is very painful very quickly. Then I felt something warm moving up and down. My eyes were already open. I slowly got up and pulled the blanket. My grandson had a small mouth on my forehead when he touched it! He withdrew and apologized for not knowing what to do. I was shocked, but my 15 year old brain is in this place. I told him it was fine. And I told him I could make him better, I found him in 69 and I told him he could do it. It's raining, it's raining hard. So I started licking myself and shivering. It was close and now I heard a big mmmpf.
Did I say it right? He said yes. So I turned it on and asked if I wanted to try what was in the video. He said yes. I pushed my baby into the cowgirl's door and spat at her. I doubt I need it, but being a virgin I imitate what I see. He fell and after a little movement he screamed. I said it hurts at first. It should stop after a while. Then he sank and I saw the water parting. Damn, that's hard. I was going out when the boss came in.
He went out with him. Initially, these jobs were sad and desperate. I started playing with her clit and she managed to take at least half of my cock. I slowly looked at her stomach. So he came. He got up and held it for about 20 seconds before landing. The next day my back and legs hurt and I saw the biggest cream of my life compared to any porn I've ever seen. We went to high school until I was 18, then I said I wanted out. He does not want to continue and does not refuse when he wants. He has a girlfriend. She hasn't stopped at 25 years, except recently when her boyfriend asked her out. After. The best erection of my life.
Thank you for reading.
if Cracky came to you crying and said she was molested by "Bill", who would you assume she was talking about?
Clinton?Cosby?somebody else?
Bill Overbeck
>Calling Cracky a bitch>time to fap
Can anyone confirm this?
>our brain needs 90 days to reboot
Is that even true?
>>15061what if you woke up one day and forgot what she looked like. you hear her name and try to put a face to it but can't.you don't remember her face.
poopyjoe
2022 DAY 234 (181+53) (2021 DAY 599 / 2020 DAY 965)
CRACKY please contact me ASAPthis is an EMERGENCY
(picture is unrelated)
>>15086Saying something is an emergency does not make it an emergency when you haven't even said what is happening. A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency. If you're having an actual emergency dial 911
>>15088lole
yeah I like NFTs
NiggerFemboyTwinks
CRACKY-CHAN I WAAAAAAAANT YOUR DICK GIMME YOUR DICK CRACKY
2022 DAY 235 (181+54) (2021 DAY 600 / 2020 DAY 966)
It's okay she contacted me and the situation is handled
thx cracky
Biden farts 🤣🤣
>>15084i can imagine something like biden farts it's something families watch over the holidays and all laugh together meanwhile the channel gets a lot of traffic and views and then profits off it.
>"how'd you make your first million?"
Biden Sharts
>>15105>>15105
>Biden farts 🤣🤣>5.6k views
I don't think so
>>15106 so f***ing cute and sweet
A really neat trick you can do press ctrl+PLUS and zoom in to 500% you can see the floaty things in hi-definition
okay next time I feel like looking at racist symbology I'll try that
Trump lied about 9/11 he said the exact opposite. The building was meant to do that.
why are there so many songs based on this theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZt-xYCwTtg
Before I go to bed, I strip my clothes including my socks and set them on or near my computer chair and lay down. I could find only one sock when I awoke. I've been searching for an hour in a small room for that other sock. I'm starting to think I ate it in my sleep.
Sanic
stop the spread
Benign
2022 DAY 236 (181+55) (2021 DAY 601 / 2020 DAY 967)
I'm very busy at the moment
today's homework assignment, uhhh count the leaves or something
>>15127okay sure just come and go at your leisuredump everything on me run from your responsibilities make everything harder on everyone else
It's funny how when you need them, they're never around coincidences i'm sure
https://tinyurl.com/2skjcsr4
My sins have sapped my strength; I stoop with sorrow and shame, literally, "Even my bones are rotting away."
>>15132when I wouldn't admit what a sinner I was, literally "when I kept silence."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1Mp5js7dU
Hi it's Vince McSlapchop
2022 DAY 237 (181+56) (2021 DAY 602 / 2020 DAY 968)
Why are you not counting the leaves, dear reader?I had this whole thing planned where you count the leaves thinking you'll achieve catharsisbut then you find out catharsis is not achieved by counting leavesand you'll get very upsetand beyond your anger you'll find catharsisit would've been so coolI'm very upset that my plan failedVERY VERY UPSET.....ohhhhh ohohhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>15138those leaves get to touch her, and you don't
>>15141
>implying she would ever refuse to let someone touch her
Which Country do you think the South Pole belongs to?
this may or may not be on the test
Who Owns the South Pole?
>>15147>>15148
North Pole belongs to Santa therefore South Pole belongs to anti-Santa a.k.a. SATAN
>Antartica-Map-With-Cities-Labeled.jpg
Antartica has cities and capitals?
Antartica sounds fkn scary ngl
I'm ANTI-ARCTIC or Antarctic>>15152
That's it I'm naming my kid Antartica
>>15151 you think nobody's ever been there before or something?
>>15158 I've never been there before + I don't know anybody who's ever been there beforeIF somebody's been there before, I don't know them
>>15157SHE SHOULD BE IN PRISON, SHE'S A WAR CRIMINAL PUT HER ASS IN PRISON pfffft ahhahaha lool
Cracky's diarythis is 100% real
WHO IS CAROLINE??
WHO were the boys who saw her underpants?WHY did they want to see her underpants?WHERE are they (the boys not the underpants) now?WHAT do they remember about the experience? WHAT do they remember about the underpants themselves?HOW can we contact them?WHEN will we know the truth?
that's so fucking cute AND sweet of her
the fifth largest continent in the world
2022 DAY 238 (181+57) (2021 DAY 603 / 2020 DAY 969)
my reaction when I find some people who don't know who Cracky is
>>15167when you're about to find out who Cracky is
>>15157I came here to see this girl's pretty face
>>15169
>>15179"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"
>>15179>>15185okay good like this. now just set up a spam bot to spam her images on the site forever
bright
when it's brighter it's easier to count the leaves
sometimes I think it would be better to not have emotions
https://tinyurl.com/229umpwp
>>15194 see >>15217
Me on left C r a c k y on right
>>15220 Frank Sinatra gonna be so upset about this
2022 DAY 239 (181+58) (2021 DAY 604 / 2020 DAY 970)
(tw: racial slurs, profanity)
I had an idea... what if this song, but instead of "n***a shit" it was "Cracky shit"?
Wouldn't that be funny?
How can we make that happen?
my dick my balls my pussy and my crack
what are some of your peeves list them down here I will start.
When someone asks if I've seen their phone
>>15179>>15179This is what happens to people who ask if I've seen their phone
>>15232 you show them your junk and they get aroused which causes a nosebleed?
Wash your Bonhunkus
Bohunkus*
>>15241woops mods pls delete I forgot passwordthis is a weaponized meme
>>15242 Why do you have that faggot shit on your hard drive?
I feel very tired
Why am I sleeping so much lately?
if you were Cracky's father would you molest her? VOTE NOW:
https://fast-poll.com/poll/453a7d9a
>>15251 Cracky should only be had sex with in a consensual manner
Cracky on Right her father on Left
>>15311cyber police + state police
>>15076me on left Cracky on right
>>14814 me on left & right, Cracky in middle
>>14817me on top Cracky on bottom
imagine this was you & Cracky
>>15340AGE?
>>15341 https://tinyurl.com/2vsnjxne
>when I try to flirt with Cracky
>your peepee rotted away>bad end
me & Cracky
>>15373 which one is Cracky?
>>15086 tag yourself, I'm "normal"
>>15365
>phonefolx
SRSLY? Fonefags, fuck your PC bullshit.
imagine the smell
this makes me so fookin horny
this is where she lives now
>>15405Do they have free healthcare?
>>15405finna get some healthcare dog dayum ain't nobody wants to help a brutha out yyall feel me?
yooo needs some healthcare in this piece i ain't tryin to die out here niggas be dyin and sh*t
ya'll kno a girl named Olivia?
She supposed to be like a doctor i herd or sum sh*t you think she can like doctor me up or something finna fine this nigga yo dayum
I need divine intervention in this piece tho dog fr fr
I need her to bounce her buttocks in some flour and fluff for me
>>15403Like a nice Guiness Stout with a hint of fish & vinegar.
I'm attempting a 90-day n0fap. I'm starting now and my plan is to make it to December 1st. Thoughts?
2022 DAY 240 (181+59) (2021 DAY 605 / 2020 DAY 971)
seeing lots of red circle memes latelysome of them are kind of funnywe shouldn't sleep on this
>>15415
>>15413OK.>>15415yeah, you're probably not gonna make it.
>>15415if you have an "end date" in mind then you've already failedtrue change is forever
>>15415take a "before" photo so you can eventually do a comparison like this king
I'm getting unconfirmed reports that "Chris-chan" has escaped and remains at large, whereabouts unknown. Everybody stay safe and keep your eyes open. Contact local law enforcement with any information but do NOT attempt to apprehend.
93 billion dollars to look at the moon you people are fucking retarded.
>>15439
>he thinks they went to the moon
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIDQzGl_gRo
>93 billion dollars
hmmm
https://www.fiercepharma.com/pharma/pfizer-moderna-will-rake-a-combined-93-billion-next-year-covid-19-sales-says-analytics-group
>>15440Pog
>>15440It's an allegory. A picture of Cracky inside a slammer.
I'm POGGED out of my damn GOURD
>>15443"slammer" more like "slam her" am I right fellas (and lady-fellas)?
>>15445Like, "slam her" how?
lol he looks like a prisonerbecause prisoners are often made to wear bright orangefor visibility I guessanyway that's why he looks like a prisonerbecause of the orangeremember that Netflix show "Orange Is The New Black"?those prisoners wore orange, right?IT'S IN THE NAME.
>>15447
>>15449
> bussy
bussy kills
new word: "fussy" definition: "female pussy"
2022 DAY 241 (181+60) (2021 DAY 606 / 2020 DAY 972)
if Cracky happened in 2022:
"she's so f'ing 'based' and 'fleek'"
that's what we'd be saying
perhaps
(we say "f'ing" because we get demonetized by "the algorithmss" if we swear)
"demonitized" is an anagram of "demonized it"really makes you think
>>15453
>female
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
>>15038this girl flashes you her underwear wyd
>>15457
>>15464now she's got a spanking fetish great job
(TW: suicide, transphobia)
hey I thought of a joke and I'm seeking feedback. here's the joke:
how do you know that Jeffrey Epstein isn't transgender? because he didn't kill himself
thoughts?
>>15466
imagine you could do this to Cracky
>>15510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAr9028g3o0
Go smell pussy
this is Ps 46:6 and 46:7
The nations rant and rave in anger---but when God speaks, the earth melts in submission and kingdoms totter into ruin.The Commander of the armies of heaven is here among us. He, the God of Jacob, has come to rescue us.
>>15513that sounds suspiciously like Christfag stuff
are you by any chance an INSANE CRIMINAL who hates our blessed Mother Goddess?
>mrw insane criminals believe Jesus Christ created the universe
four horsemen of the Crackpocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq_GDQj53IQ
Cracky is all I haveCracky is all I needCracky is all I want
wisdom from the mouth of babes
OH FOOK IM GONNA COOMIM COOMING CHAT
2022 DAY 242 (181+61) (2021 DAY 607 / 2020 DAY 973)
<-- relevant
>>15530you could do a regex likecracky is all I (have|need|want)
>>15532RIP, good try, better luck next time
>>15500>>15512why would you want to do something like that?
>>15457she would never, how dare you
>>15439what-do-you-mean-you-people.gif
>>15530What are you her Dad?
>>15534
>>15535I posted an image of your face on this website how do you feel about that?
I'M GETTING SO EXCITED!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS, HAHA!!!
2022 DAY 243 (181+62) (2021 DAY 608 / 2020 DAY 974)
CRACKY CRACKY uhhh y'know the thing
welcome to September
I was recently reminded of a profound quote from Jeff:
"Everyday that passes is a waste if you're not making progress on the Cracky front."
THIS IS A GOOD THOUGHT. This is important. I'm going to harp on this. We need to make this a theme. You need to be asking yourself every day, am I making progress on the Cracky front?
Well... ARE you?!
Going to spend all my money on Cracky;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w
Giants born from Uranus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0
>>15559 this becomes really problematic when you remember that Salem was a human turned into a cat
Blumpf
>>15448
If I owned something let's say through trade or purchase that Cracky previously owned for some extended period of time she used and decided to sell it 2-4 years later (for example) and it was now in my possession wouldn't that be like having sexs with her?
2022 DAY 244 (181+63) (2021 DAY 609 / 2020 DAY 975)
I have nightmares about Dark Brandon sometimes. I like to engage in malarkey occasionally so he probably hates me. I think he might be the AntiCracky. I worry he's going to send drones to kill me. They have drones with blades instead of guns or bombs now, so that they can silently cut a target in half. I don't want to die. I can't die. This thread is too important. This thread is the most important thing in the world (besides Cracky herself). How can I protect myself from the sword drones?????
>>15581'lockdowns' 'quarantines'
reeducation camps
ass neked females
>>15584 calling women "females" is sexist and makes you sound like a Ferengi
>>15589 calling birthing persons "women" is transphobic and makes you sound like a TERF
>>15590 calling ladies "birthing persons" is retarded and makes you sound like an SJW
>>15591 calling females "ladies" is cringe and makes you sound like a simp
let's do an exercise together. take each index finger and place it on the front of your earlobe putting your thumbs on the back of your earlobe. rub the back of your earlobes with your thumbs. do this for a few seconds. now smell your thumbs. what do they smell like? describe smell.
Or just rub behind the ears with your thumbs and sniff and then post results or don't
>>15589>>15590>>15591>>15592
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
it's like rock/paper/scissors
doobie
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THISIT'S SO EVIL
WHAT'S THE MATTER. WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT TO THE FUCKING MOON IN 2022. YOU DID IT 1972 SO WHY NOT 2022 WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM.
IMAGINE THE INCREASE IN TECHNOLOGY FROM 1972 TO 2022 AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING EVEN MAKE IT TO THE MOON EXPLAIN YOURSELVES FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>15613 >>15614
the so-called "moon" is an absurd liberal myth
2022 DAY 245 (181+64) (2021 DAY 610 / 2020 DAY 976)
There are only two options. Either you ARE making progress on the Cracky front, or you ARE NOT making progress on the Cracky front. Well, what is it? You need to figure it out.
Everyone stop what you are doing right now and think about Cracky. If you aren't thinking about Cracky 24/7, are you doing enough? Maybe you need to reevaluate yourself and make the time to be constantly thinking about Cracky. Quit your job or schooling if you have to. Leave your wife and kids. Do whatever it takes to be constantly DOING, THINKING, PROGESSING things Cracky.
>>15619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7-jOuGVmAk
2022 DAY 246 (181+65) (2021 DAY 611 / 2020 DAY 977)
>>15619 I appreciate the enthusiasm and if you can pull off that level of commitment that's great. But the important thing is that you're making progress every day. Even if you're only making a little progress every day, you're still making continual progress, as long as you never backslide. So don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. And don't forget to take care of yourself. Cracky wants us healthy and happy. If you die you can no longer make progress, so that's the one thing you absolutely must avoid at all costs.
>be me>browsing /b/>looking for some sicko material to wank to>see Cracky in the catalog >"whats going on in this thread">instantly lose my boner>put my pepis away>go to play vidya
>>15651 link to thread?
Cracky's car
>>15657it no longer exists
>>15662 why didn't you save it?
>>15663i can't post there im permabanned
>>15602
I rubbed my neopenis instead.
2022 DAY 247 (181+66) (2021 DAY 612 / 2020 DAY 978)
"Get a load of that loser not making ANY progress on the Cracky front."~girls
WHO are they asking about? They're talking about SOMEBODY. Are they talking about YOU? Only YOU can answer that question. KNOW YOURSELF.
>>15668they're talking about snacks
>>15669 WT?
>>15668Meanwhile, Dr. L or LListen to your people!
What happens if my family, artists, rich people, drug addicts, alcoholics go to jail?
Life only ended after fifth grade, when I decided to quit smoking.
I pay out around 50,000, I have a husband, two children and a beautiful sister
what we doMy brother also diedThere are a lot of gamesI want to come here but I don't know why?
I think 10,000-20,000 people will buy this game, otherwise it won't add anything to our daily lives.
I have a wife and children and I love women, fast, fast
I can not stand it! ! ! ??
>>15673 ???
conky works here
>>15680
>still getting filtered by psychosophy
>>15687 haha FAIL, le EPIC fail, fuckin ebin fall
2022 DAY 248 (181+67) (2021 DAY 613 / 2020 DAY 979)
>>15602 >>15603
there is a smell but I don't know how to describe itwhat is the Cracky relevance of this activity?is this supposed to induce catharsis somehow?I'm not getting itplease explain further
picture is unrelated.... OR IS IT???
>>15692maybe she vabbed behind your ears
>>15614
DO YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTSDO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING TRASH EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsdW63DxPUw
2022 DAY 249 (181+68) (2021 DAY 614 / 2020 DAY 980)
>>15531 it's a good questionwhy ARE people so mean?to be more specific, why is CRACKY so mean?she's basically ghosting uswhich is a form of emotional abuseI hope she has a good excuse otherwise I'm going to be SO MAD at her
NO masturbating I mean it this time. Stop masturbating.
are girls allowed to masturbate?
>>15711Presumably.
thinking about girls masturbating makes me want to masturbate even though I'm not a girl
>>15713>>15713what if you took that urge to masturbate and put it into something positive like helping girls masturbate
Ancient Asians
grape-nuts
I need a girl who's into scat because my mouth tastes like shit
N
F
L
2022 DAY 250 (181+69) (2021 DAY 615 / 2020 DAY 981)
is this heresy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8VQUNS-7A8
So, what now? England is going to have a new queen, right? Preferably younger than Elizabeth when she took the throne. Maybe like a 17-year-old Queen this time. Or 15.
R.I.P Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
Olivia will be at the funeral, right? Maybe somebody can get some snapshots of her.
I want to see how old she looks now
>>15737 they have a 75-year-old Queen Consort
least insane Redditor
>>15743I guess that will give Charlotte a few years then before she takes up the mantle
King Charles III
there's only one Charles who I consider to be a "king"
not in the literal sense
but in the "you dropped this king" sense
and then I hand him a crown
because he deserves it
for jizzing in the right place at the right time
the one time in history being horny resulted in a good outcome
>>15758>>15759samefag
I'm so sick of the posters saying, "You aren't even from the UK why do you care about the Queens death?" what a stupid argument.Why would anyone care about any of their favorite celebrity figures who don't hail from where they hail?? That's like TELLING China, "Well, why do you care about ABBA so much you aren't from Sweden?"
People have special interests WOWEE mind blowing
many people are saying this
It just really grinds my gears when people talk bad about the royal family or the Rothschilds. They don't even know them. All their facts are based off of fake news sites. These people actually believe in aliens and reptilian people. It's called schizophrenia.
imagine the hypocrisy in that. you can't grieve for the queen who died because you aren't from England but yet you can run a whole fake media operation fabricating dirt on the royal family and Rothschilds like you're from there.
Or "the government lies to you" "don't believe the government" but when it comes to the subject of UFO's and aliens it's fine and eat it all up.
you have one side celebrating the queen's death because colonialism bad etc... and the other side saying she was literally a "psychic vampire" and psycho-schizoid babble.
I think all these people just bit off more than they could chew.
MANY people are saying this
2022 DAY 251 (181+70) (2021 DAY 616 / 2020 DAY 982)
>>15756 we have the "skyqueen" they have the "bye queen"
wait no
they have the "DIE queen"
is that better?
What were you doing when Charles III was proclaimed king at historic ceremony?
It's just so sad. My mom will die at some point at which I'll be crowned king too. I get depressed thinking about it.
The queen loved Motörhead;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUeFb8mo4ik
>>15779pffft hahahah
>SQUAAAK >FLATTEN THE CURVE
>SQUAAK>STOP THE SPREAD
>SQUAK>SHOW WITH MY DAUGHTER
Wow, only 951 samefag posts to go for the new thread!
You can do it!
what is a femcel and what are they doing to lainplease redpill me on these matters
strange things are afoot
they're stealing our words and our thoughts
Bizzaro love you
>>15790 I understood that this is what the refrance
Why are we ignoring that their real name is fucking "Lányi"?! Why aren't we pressuring them to be honest and revert to their real name?
>"hello i am lawn yee"
me when i'm signing the england declaration of independence and someone doesn't move the quill pens out of the way for me
Would you?
Who's name is lonnie?
>>15798She's a shallow lame puppet much like Marilon Monroe and the like. The real rulers of the rainy shithole called Unglund are as we all know the Rotschildts and especially Corky.
>>15798yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0q8mCm0188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6jlQWf6kZ8
>>15813 Reggie, did you make this thing last night so you'd have a video to show?
I'M SUCH A LOSER I FAILED LIFE LOLE!!!
2022 DAY 253 (181+72) (2021 DAY 618 / 2020 DAY 984)
Ladies, gentlemen, brothers, sisters, niblings, fags, folx, and all persons not otherwise specified above,
Let's have a chat. Let's circle the wagons. Let's do a pow-wow.
We need to figure out what we're going to do about this whole Cracky situation. We need to come to a consensus and get on the same page. We need to either shit or get off the pot. We need to present a united front.
So, what are we going to do about Cracky? What COULD we do? What SHOULD we do?
We can't just let the situation fester. It's time to act. So, what are we doing? Throw out some ideas. No stupid questions only stupid people.
Today is the time and the time is NOW. Let's make something happen.
>>15819it's simple we kill the batman
We'll never know what really happened on 9/11. A magician never reveals his secret.
Obamna
>>15829 soda
2022 DAY 254 (181+73) (2021 DAY 619 / 2020 DAY 985)
>>15820 >>15822
That's an idea... the Joker...
ATTENTION CRACKY, if you don't return to us, I will BECOME the Joker!
Up until this point I've been super nice to everybody all of the time. But what if I stopped being nice? You wouldn't like that, would you? Well, try me. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT. PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES.
(Guvf vf npghnyyl n oyhss gb cebibxr ure, V'yy arire npghnyyl fgbc orvat avpr)
This joke has layers to it, right? Like, it's funny because it's true. The royal family doesn't have any money. But that doesn't stop people from thinking they're very wealthy.
>Most people fall asleep within 8 - 11 minutes.
it literally takes me hours to fall asleep.
>>15845 have you tried masturben❤️?
stop consuming goyslop, do 10-20 minutes of aerobic exercise daily, do 10-20 minutes anerobic exercise daily, stop masturbatinguntil you've fixed yourself, take at least 10k IU vitamin d (+vit k2), zinc+copper, selenium, thiamine, niacin, cobalamin, n-acetylcysteine, magnesium, potassium, sodium chloride, phosphorus, and iodine
eating five eggs per day covers almost every nutrient requirement, add the butter to cook the eggs, and anything you have together with the eggs (real vegetables, beef, bacon, cheese, yogurt, etc) and you have covered your entire day's nutrition.1lb of meat costs the same price as 1/4lb of chips. even the most disgusting chips out there are only 1:1 in price per oz. pretty much every other processed sugar product is more expensive than meat. chips are made from soybeans (almost all of the calories in the product) and some sort of sugar (potato or grain). most of them also include a dozen or so other nasty ingredients. one pound of beef cooked in butter or olive oil covers your daily nutritional requirements.
goyslop includes "vegetable" oils (they are made from seeds and legumes, not vegetables), grains (you aren't a cow), any kind of sugar (grains, refined sugar, fruit).
does it make sense to continue to eat slop when you can eat meat every day and save money while you're at it? you can change your meal's flavor every day by simply changing the spices, or adding mushrooms, or bacon, or vegetables.
follow my instructions and you will begin to enjoy a human life. ignore and you will continue to suffer a beast's life.
>>15847Requesting further information Re: what is or isn't "goyslop". What about Soylent and various 'lentlikes? Huel? Mana? Queal? Jimmy Joy? Plenny? Satislent? Ample? Ambronite? Saturo? Super Body Fuel? Mealsquares? ManaBurger? Sated? Aussielent? Jake Shake? JouleFuel? Hol Food? Tsogo? Anapur? Ample? Lembas? Bivo? Actualize? YFood? Powder Matter? Purition? ViteRamen? Kirkland Signature Complete Nutrition?
What are the BEST 'lentlikes if one wants to avoid "goyslop"?
Taco Bell Mexican Pizza, goyslop or no? What if I leave off the tomatoes? I have sensory/texture issues.
2022 DAY 255 (181+74) (2021 DAY 620 / 2020 DAY 986)
I bet Olivia drinks seed oils straight from the bottle. Stupid bitch.
>>15852 omg Olivia is that you?
Anybody get pictures of Olivia yet?
Get me those pictures.
>>15856>>15857What a scoop!
I'll be a rich man with pictures of Cracky!
fuck cracky
>>15864
>>15859 we already have hundreds of pictures of Cracky
>>15856 we have hundreds of pictures of Olivia too
>>15946post a rare
>>15949 why don't you?
>>15950i asked you first
>>15954 pointing fingers and attacking each other isn’t going to bring us to a solution
we need to work together on this
“Finally everyone was working together” ~Taylor Hebert
save the date
>>15958for what purpose?is there Cracky relevance?please explain further.
>>15992I was so hyped for ogre tactics ogre reborn in November and then this dropped today. Also, found out about Octopath Traveler II in 2023.
tactics ogre* and triangle strategy coming in the next two months that's great news. another octopath traveler is good news too.
>>15993okay but would playing these games help us achieve catharsis or grow closer to Cracky in some way or bring fame and glory to Cracky?
>>15995Cracky?
I'm gonna get the GET
gonna do it
soon
16KGET
I was waiting for triangle strategy to make it's to steam. glad i didn't have to wait so long.
>>16001not sure I can approve of thiscan you at least name a character in the game "Cracky" or something?
this great reset shit needs to hurry up so i can start collecting my basic income and get my own pad and play my games
>>16002fuck no i'm keeping their default names or canon
I'm watching a shoeonhead livestream and people keep calling her "boxxy" :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmtKTyTBZs4
waiting for her to show butthole
>>16006
>>16007braaapppppppp
>"eyyyyyyyyyyyyy im streamin here eyyyyyyyyyy"
lmao
>>16007 there's only one picture of her asshole and it's still blurry and barely visible. i really don't understand how she took such garbage pictures with a modern phone or camera
>>16010 why would you want to see the actual hole?that's where poop comes from
>>16011it's so satisfying though. i'm not satisfied unless i see the actual hole.
>>16011 not right now it isn't
if I saw a woman's butthole I would never be attracted to her and I would never respect her and I would never be her friend
seeing a woman's body is like gazing into space and her butthole is like the black holel
Cracky would be like Saturn and its rings
>>16016 have you considered the possibility that you've been brainwashed by Jews into believing this?
>>16018ive always been like this so no
i was handwringing when i was in preschool
were you circumcised as a baby? that was likely when your zionization began.
>>16021do people get circumcised as an adult?
yes if you want to convert to Judaism
Sing this to the tune of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls (refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ)
If you wanna be a Hebrewyou gotta cut off the endnot the entire penisjust the whole foreskinIf you wanna be a Hebrewyou have got to givegrinding up your foreskinto make adrenochriv
sorry for that sloppy rhyme at the endif you think you can do better then DO IT
It's over.
Where it officially ended.
Could you imagine if he was Presidents of the United States of America?
>>16040
>me signing legislation declaring that Cracky is officially cute and sweet
>>16040"Do you even lift?"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WQJZd9hXypk
2022 DAY 256 (181+75) (2021 DAY 621 / 2020 DAY 987)
Fortune cookie time again!
So that's pretty baller. Putting these together, what do you think the future holds for us, dear reader? Only good things, I hope.
Bounceme had a Chris-chan thread in 2007
https://tinyurl.com/yukbr9r2
really ahead of the curve
2022 DAY 257 (181+76) (2021 DAY 622 / 2020 DAY 988)
Speaking of fortunes, I found an old fortune on the floor under some trash.
It said "a lavish trip is in your future"
checking thread logs, seems like it was from August 1st
but it's been 1.5 months and the lavish trip hasn't happened yet
it didn't say how far in the future, though
where should I go on my lavish trip? where does CRACKY want me to go?
why do I still have this fortune? why didn't it get thrown away? perhaps Cracky wanted me to see it again.
I'm doing it friends. I'm going on another big no fap. Get ready crazy shit is going to happen just watch.
>>16051 this but unironically
>>16058You can't just assume I was being ironic or not
my reaction image was unironicI should have made an arrow pointing to the imagesorry for ambiguity
2022 DAY 258 (181+77) (2021 DAY 623 / 2020 DAY 989)
Humanity is fuckedBUT Cracky showed us a better wayBUT humanity barely remembers CrackyBUT some of do rememberBUT I'm not sure we can take on the rest of humanity and winBUT we have to try BUT we'll probably failBUT we still have to try
does that cover everything?that's the current state of things, I guess
Think of Cracky Don't ever stop thinking about Cracky Think about more can you do for Cracky Always be thinking about what you can do for Cracky Don't let work get in the way of Cracky Don't let fear get in the way of Cracky Don't let anybody come between you and Cracky Every time is Cracky time It's always Cracky time somewhere In Cracky we trust Put Cracky above your government
no gods or kings only skyqueen
>>16061the illegal Danish
Why does Cracky give her dolls Illegal Danishes?
>Why does she giver her dolls Illegal Danishes
>>16070 memefrog
people say the frog is racist but others say the frog is not racist and I don't know who to believe
>>16070racist memefrog
your all raycists!!!
where did the "goyslop" guy go?or girlor otherbut probably a guy
I have questions about goyslop
a diary isn't enough evidence to build a case on
>>16082 Persona 4 refrance?!
>>16083that's exactly what the referencejust finished it for the first time
it's spelled "refrance" but okay
Olivia Lain-wheatly directed this right before walking into the rainforrest (never to return again):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptlkw49o-54
The best version of the bible you can get is the one you can interpret the most. It's not about how 'authentic' or close to the 'original' text it's about your basic understanding.
>>16086
>m.youtube.com
haha you use a telephone
>>14974
>>16092my dorf fort ijs looking weird
Someone give me the rundown on me and what's happening to me I feel so gaslit. I turned into a paranoid schizoid that babbles. I feel there's a Cracky revfrance somehow. I'm in a lot of pain most of the time. Turn off the secret radio. Is Cracky doing this to me? If so how and why? I come here begging her to do something for me. Something sensual. I need feminism. Girlboss gatekeep. Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm gaslit for you baby. My love will burn to cinder;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E
imagine someone who isn't even born yet and they're just some political pawn or tool before they're even conceptualized, there's already half the world that wants them dead and is systemically trying to kill them
2022 DAY 259 (181+78) (2021 DAY 624 / 2020 DAY 990)
>>16097 >>16098hmm yes those sure are some big thoughtsI want to help you but I'm not sure howyou should talk to more peopledon't isolate yourselfno man is an island (neither is any woman an island etc)what would make you happy?what do you feel you need?what do you feel is missing from your life?are you taking proper care of yourself?picture is unrelated
the finest
I get paid to breed not to read
>>16105What are you doing here?
>>16107"As a matter of fact, it isn't"
refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGpbH3EEeo
>>16106 getting paid to breed
>>16110With what?
>>16111 anybody who will pay
2022 DAY 260 (181+79) (2021 DAY 625 / 2020 DAY 991)
It's been said "the student must become the master and the master must become the student"I can't remember who said itpost a comment in this webzone if you know who said itANYWAYlet's flip the scripthow about YOU teach ME somethingtell me something I don't knowgive me some catharsis protipsask me a questionshow me what you got
>>16113it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy, crunchy, and delicious
I'm so happy I get to wake up to images of her pretty face every morning
I'm so thankful I get to wake up to images of her beautiful face each day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WouM3AgVB2o
poopy
i think i finally understand that meme with the pope washing black people's feet
>>16129That's not a meme, Sperg-holio has a gay nigger foot fetish, he's gay.
>>16130she looks like she fucks dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZa9IjwZkPk
He was the pope in the worst timeline
>>16131 most certainly does
fuckin Lányi
serial experiments lanyi
you serial lane people you're like the elfen lied people i swear
Cracky is a serial bitch experiment
>>16147 surely there are no Elfen Lied people in 2022?
>>16150me changing corky's diaper
2022 DAY 262 (181+81) (2021 DAY 627 / 2020 DAY 993)
sorry to do fortune cookies again too soon but this is mind-blowingso I got 3 fortune cookies, see, and this is what they said:
Yes, I got the same fortune twice. That has to mean something. Now, who is the "distant relative"? All humans are related, and Olivia is not a close relative to me, which means she is my distant relative. So the fortune is probably about her.
I take this to mean that Olivia will contact me on the next new moon. I think that's September 25th?
So basically I might be hearing from her in 6 days.... OR fortune cookies are bullshit. But that would be sad.
I want to learn something here, but I don't feel like I have
how you know Cracky is nearby
hmm which girl will i fuck today
2022 DAY 263 (181+82) (2021 DAY 628 / 2020 DAY 994)
>>16153 What would you like to learn? I will teach you. You've already taken the first step on the road to success by acknowledging that you desire to learn. Second step is to identify what you want to learn.
while we were all distracted by cracky's sweeet+cute face the biden admin quietly passed 34 insanely authoritarian new rules via executive order for consumers in order to cut inflation. i cant post it here chansluts will probably suspend me but just google “rule 34 inflation”
MASSIVE leak
GLOBAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST
O WAMT OE GOO DAJ JIG me love you long time HU ASE OMG TO i want you to hug me
she didn't like showing her butt because that's where her dad touched her
>>16168 so by extension he NEVER touched her boobs? not even once?
>>16169she probably hadn't developed boobs yet
no se molesten ❤️
Can we all agree anal sex is bad?
Can we all agree ̶a̶n̶a̶l̶ sex is bad?
In some cases, vaginal intercourse is bad too because its right next to the butthole they probably get poop on their vagina when they wipe
You should probably only have sex when you're trying to conceive. Any other time don't have sex.
>>16179 trying to conceive of what?
>>16179Which if you got quad vaxxed, means don't bother, you're sterile and have AIDS and shouldn't have sex with anyone, ever.
>>16181i don't believe any of that propaganda
>>16181 but vaxxed people can have sex with other vaxxed people right?
>>16184only if they are married
>>16186 to each other? or to anybody?
2022 DAY 264 (181+83) (2021 DAY 629 / 2020 DAY 995)
We're coming up on 1000 days. That's pretty impressive. All the credit goes to Cracky, because without her, it wouldn't have been possible. But also all of you. And me. Especially me.
You should make a game
When I can psychically impregnate her it's game over
2022 DAY 265 (181+84) (2021 DAY 630 / 2020 DAY 996)
>>16192 it's all a gameare ya winning?
After Cracky dumped me, I was in a bad place. I felt sorry for myself and was in deep depression. It wasn't until fifteen years later I would start helping myself. I had to move on. Cracky dumped me because I deserved it. But I could still change and improve so that it wouldn't happen again so easily at least...If we ever did cross paths again, I wanted to be ready.When you foul up your relationship with Cracky it isn't the end of the world. You have to work harder to make a better life for yourself and Cracky. You can still find happiness in remembering the lessons.
We went out in high school, and I trolled her the entire time finally she removed me
>>16198
The Holy Icon of Raspo KunakSeptember 2022Score: 21Hello!
I live in poverty and have been watching bats like crazy for 20 years. I asked if denial could make a child sick.
Every time I go shopping today, when I pass through the "sports corner" at the entrance to the store, I see a sleazy, Gollum-like, angry crowd with wide eyes staring at a small TV. Some people don't really care about cleanliness.
Why only pieces? Is it illegal or common for guests to participate in sports or gambling?
Submit your best ideas, I'm looking forward to them!
She must be in a coma, right? How can anyone else explain her disappearance from the face of the earth.
2022 DAY 266 (181+85) (2021 DAY 631 / 2020 DAY 997)
How should we celebrate 1000 days of this project? Should we invite Cracky to the celebration?
you should celebrate by posting a rare and we can all laugh and move on
farting on her boobs
based;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DifZptW4g7Y
I hate when you fap earlier during the day and then you see a girl sleeping with her bare feet out in short shorts and you wanna fap again but already fapped
>>16223 only women masturbate
2022 DAY 267 (181+86) (2021 DAY 632 / 2020 DAY 998)
I've been thinking about how we can shake things up to keep things from becoming stale.
I had an idea: what if, just this once, I didn't post an image. Wouldn't that be weird? Wouldn't that make you question your reality?
Well, let's try it and see how it goes. How do you feel? Do you feel closer to Cracky? Do you feel further from Cracky? Or do you feel roughly the same?
>>16229forgot image
the algorithm keeps me this way
i need someone who can break the algorithm for me. someone who can show me a better way.
post a comment with visual representation in this webzone if you think you know what i'm looking for.
beating the antichrist is easy
beat the antichrist
So, this is what's going to happenThere will be an answer to world hunger like it's some miracleEnough food to feed everyoneYou may receive it in some form in your city and it's free anybody can go get itThey will have developed 'goyslop' that can feed the world and it will be 'free'
there's going to be a subclass of humans who have to eat the goyslop just to keep alivecracky won't ever have to do that thoughcracky will actually get to eat the best beef around whenever she wants
>>16236./edit <beef>=%Steak*
Cunt Crackula
protip: there are enough animals slaughtered every year to feed every human 1lb of meat every day, and there will still be some going into the garbage.
>>16239Eww.
Women are going to stop having sex with men who eat meatOnly the women will eat meat
2022 DAY 268 (181+87) (2021 DAY 633 / 2020 DAY 999)
Remember how yesterday I posted without an image? Did it rock your world? Did it shatter your paradigms? You probably thought it was a one-time thing, right? Surely it wouldn't happen two days in a row, right? BITCH YOU THOUGHT
Now, what will happen tomorrow? No image for a 3rd day in a row? Only Cracky knows because Cracky knows all.
>>16243forgot image
scientists proved YET AGAIN that "female ejaculate" is actually urine
sex-fuckers are in full copium damage-control mode and it's glorious
Looks like one of those big jawbreakers
cracky down bottom;https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CReKLGfBvoE
Haha wow sike
2022 DAY 269 (181+88) (2021 DAY 634 / 2020 DAY 1000)
1000 days. That's all there really is to say on the matter. Thanks Cracky.
Cracky's a real bitch if she doesn't acknowledge this achievement
2022 DAY 270 (181+89) (2021 DAY 635 / 2020 DAY 1001)
>>16255 she didn't even congratulate me
I sat by the phone all day thinking maybe she'd call
SHE DID NOT
I feel a bit snubbed
maybe I should retaliate by boycotting her birthday this year
I think >>2016 was the first post I made in one of your threads.
It's weird going back and reading my posts from the 2020 thread it's like a completely different person.
Cracky blew up the nord stream pipeline
All of those Chatur bates accounts GONE
Is it Ken and Ryu or Ryu and Ken? Or Ken or Ryu or Ryu or Ken?
https://tinyurl.com/2vzdz4ex
"gosh you're so senseitive"
Cracky and I go back a long way. She was 12 I was 30. She helped me get an awful lot done.
>>16273She's 12 there?
12 months maybe? fuck if I know, I don't deal with children
kinda sus to know what children look like at various ages
kinda sus to know what children look like
I've never seen a child IRL not even in a mirror
haha true
I beat my dick like it owes me money I know it can't ever pay
2022 DAY 271 (181+90) (2021 DAY 636 / 2020 DAY 1002)
Has anyone in human history ever done something for 1000 consecutive days before? Probably. But now I'm one of those people. That's the power of Cracky.
What other great things should we strive to accomplish together? Don't be afraid to shoot for the stars, because even if you miss, you'll land in the sky.
I've masturbated on 1000 consecutive days before
>>16287Cracky's a real bitch if she doesn't acknowledge this achievement
2022 DAY 272 (181+91) (2021 DAY 637 / 2020 DAY 1003)
I worry that I'm not realizing my full potential. I worry that this thread could be even better. I worry that we could be doing more/better. Let's brainstorm how we can make things better. Suggestions?
How can we guarantee that Cracky is happy with us? How can we guarantee that she is proud of us?
>>16290listen and do everything the establishment tells you to. respect and obey authority.
Don't give holy things to depraved men. Don't give pearls to swine! They will trample the pearls and turn and attack you.
>>16295if this applies to Cracky then just me being here is sacrilege. thoughts?
>>16290
>I worry that I'm not realizing my full potential.
no need to worry, you've already come to the correct conclusion
human bean(male)
what is https://www.slutchan.com/general/wiCH/ ?
>>16301is this a hidden board?
Sneed
wet bugs have meat, dry ones don't. chitin isn't a food for humans, which is why we don't eat seafood shells.
i'd like to eat cracky's wet bug if you know what i'm saying
>>16308>>16311waterbugs also tend to be bigger, which makes it better in the meat to yuck ratio, I've eaten roasted tarantulas and and they taste like crab, but crabs are much bigger, so crabs win. Grasshoppers are doable if you get rid of the legs but the texture of the shell is unpleasant and gets stuck between your teeth, high yuck factor. I'd rather eat crayfish if it comes down to that.
>an hero if you must
j/k but not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcuEbUPyGU
>American
2022 DAY 273 (181+92) (2021 DAY 638 / 2020 DAY 1004)
I think that probably NONE of us are living up to our true potential, at least not yet. How do we fix it, though? How do we unlock that potential? How do we ASCEND? I think it has to be a group effort. We succeed together or we fail together. Which will it be?
Post a comment in this webzone if you have any suggestions or ideas.
it's simple we kill the batman
In Japan they have these arcades where giant claw machines pick up girls and drops them on your dick
>>16324 do you think telling lies makes things better or makes things worse?
>>16325Like a little white lie or a big black lie?
imagine a hypothetical scenario in which is someone is telling outrageous slanderous lies about the glorious nation of Nippon
>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking with some wet ass poopy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass poopy Give me everything you got for this wet ass poopy
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY motherfucker
>>16336 I'm not sure the extraneous motherfucker is officially part of the ritual, but I'll allow it.
>>16337I don't know who's harder to please, Cracky or you :/
2022 DAY 274 (181+93) (2021 DAY 639 / 2020 DAY 1005)
you're probably wondering, did I "CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY" properly? well, let me tell you the story. I didn't sleep well. I had bad dreams and I felt very cold. I probably felt cold because the temperature outside has dropped quite a lot, but I hadn't engaged my heater yet this season. Anyway I woke up feeling like absolute death. I started to say something out of frustration like "oh god oh fuck I want to die" but I caught myself (I think) and I'm pretty sure I didn't say it out loud, just subvocalized it. Then I did "cracky cracky cracky" over and over for several minutes. Then I fell back asleep for several more hours and awoke feeling slightly better. What does it all mean? I don't know. Post a comment in this webzone if you know what it all means.
HurRRRAAAA
if that "Disappeared Below The Ocean" musician lady ever writes a book like an autobiography or something she should call it "My Cousin Cracky"
Sank In Water
Drowned
kinda sus to die underwater
>>16367
>urban mermaid>drowns
IKR?
>>16370distasteful and disgusting, gross.
>>16371I said the same thing about black Ariel.
2022 DAY 275 (181+94) (2021 DAY 640 / 2020 DAY 1006)
What if she's avoiding us because we have bad vibes?Do we need to do a "vibe check"?How exactly do we do that?Post a comment in this webzone if you know how to do a vibe check.
Where's the bonbibonkers board so i can migrate there
>>16379kinda sus to say stuff like thatbut I guess you could try to take over /wiCH/it's basically undefended
>>16379https://endchan.net/bbg/catalog.html
toodles
I'm so pissed off 1000 days and she can't even acknowledge this achievement
>>16381now this is podracing
kinda sus for Cracky to read this thread every day for 1000 days and then not even post an "omedetou"
>>16384she's a real bitch
>>16385bitches rule
her birthday is coming up maybe i'll just ignore that oh wait i already do!
1000 DAYS she pretty much owes me sex
>>16388 this but unironically
she owes me sex but I'd still refuse to have sex with her on general principal (+ I don't want to get all her diseases)
>>16388>>16389good luck with thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7ylYsr56I
>>16391this video was made a decade ago she could be dead by now
>>16392if you don't know what she's up to now, you're just not that into her
>>16393okay then what is she up to?
>>16394go find out, that's what the rest of us did
>>16395How, I don't have any of her socials
#DESTROYTHEALLURE
Tear down this wall
How can I get NATO to force Cracky's hand in marriage
You hear me NATO? I want a Cracky wife NON-NEGOTIOABLE
I've been binging on LET IT DIE the last few days and it's so violent of a game I don't even notice violence in video games anymore. I don't know why I even play it with so much blood and gore and violence I just like the mechanics not the gore stuff.
>I love black people. Black people are funny.
This
I tried watching the new Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix but every time someone calls him "Jeff" I think about JCibs and it's killing the intended vibes
Give me my government mandated Cracky GF already
>>16403addendum the stickers are nice too
>>16405Are you Cracky?
This was just a test. Don't ever reveal yourself.
2022 DAY 276 (181+95) (2021 DAY 641 / 2020 DAY 1007)
I was supposed to get fortune cookies but they didn't comeSo today YOU will decide my fortune, dear readerTry to keep it Cracky-relevant if at all possible
>>16412Your fortune: You won't have sex
>>16415ever
I don't blame God for everything.
I mean it's not God's fault I'm a kilssles hungless viring
Okay I got the bible out now, anything you want me to look up?
>Making the blind see and the dumb talk
hmm kay.
Cracky hasn't been responding because she has a demon inside of her. Obviously, that's why she didn't acknowledge the 1000 Day achievement.
CRACKY has a Demon inside her.
a big black demon
That's too bad. WE should pray for CRACKY that God cast out the demon if we want to hear from her again.What are the political ramifications of casting out CRACKY's demon?
IDEA: fucking Cracky should be referred to as "taking the L"
I will never take the L
pog
This brings us back to prayers. Let's say that a prayer is a classical event, or feels like one. You, a unique individual, have a particular request, which you voice in words that no one else is speaking at that instant. What if this classical event gets processed at a non-local level? The notion isn't far-fetched, because it seems that the mind-body link does consist of fluctuations at the quantum level. If this is so, then any thought, not just a prayer, has quantum implications, and if that's true, suddenly we have taken a trip into the realm of the non-local.
Your prayer will be answered, or not, depending on events happening out of sight—but not out of mind. By expanding our definition of mind, we can account for answered prayers, and even set down their behavior. Once a prayer is allowed to leave the classical world, it doesn't become supernatural. It enters another level of Nature, and what happens there is fascinating.
>>16433god i wish she'd blast ass in my face
>>16434 are you intentionally roleplaying as an insane allosexual in order to make all allos look bad?
if so good job
>>16434touch grass
Milkis (Korean: 밀키스) is a Korean soft drink produced by Lotte Chilsung, a South Korean beverage company. It combines many of the common elements of traditional carbonated beverages such as sugar, and carbonated water with milk to create a creamy taste; its label proclaims, "New feeling of soda beverage".
>>16437 wonder if they got the idea from the old Laverne & Shirley sitcom, Laverne used to drink milk and pepsi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdnlLZy3teA
I've tried it, not a fan.
>>16438>>16438
>I've tried it, not a fan
Tried what? Pilk? Or Milkis
2022 DAY 277 (181+96) (2021 DAY 642 / 2020 DAY 1008)
Sometimes I worry that I'm not doing enough, but then I think I'm actually doing quite a lot so maybe it's you people who aren't carrying your own weight. Maybe it's not my fault that all is not right with the world. Maybe it's YOUR fault, dear reader. Maybe you're not doing your fair share. But still, I feel the ultimate responsibility falls on me for not whipping you into shape. I need to try to understand my readers & what motivates them (so I can manipulate them more effectively)
So please submit this feedback form:
>>16439
>pilk
Though with Bailey's or Kahlua it's ok.
>>16440Here is what I am doing, nothing.Which if you ask her is exactly what she wants from us, nothing.
>>16440
>Sometimes I worry that I'm not doing enough, but then I think I'm actually doing quite a lot
go see a doctor RIGHT NOW
>>16443 a nurse is fine too
>>16445skeet skeet
>>16445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8E4XoAeVdw
>>16444 is that pussy blood from eating pussy?
kinda sus to have blood on your mouth from going down on a lady during the wrong phase of the moon
a long red hair on CRACKY's bear bottom
[spoiler]LOL[spoiler]
>>16452
>"Howdy partner welcome to Goodsprings"
>>16452Thicc bih
Misa hoorny
orange is the new black
tablel
CRACKY, I need your milk babe
I've been waking up nauseated and a household remedy is CRACKY's butt smell in my face does the trick. I just huff her butt and feel better lol.
if you're buried in the earth, what will you eat?
Why did Japanese companies make dirt bikes how was that a thing?
She's the poster child for domestic abuse xD
2022 DAY 278 (181+97) (2021 DAY 643 / 2020 DAY 1009)
Are we more concerned about what she WANTS or what she NEEDS?
Remember this:
"you can't always get what you wantbut if you try sometimesyou might just findyou get what you need"~Aristotle
>>16463Bonzo Dolan said something similar in 'Stuck inside Memphis' and yeah he sang about Corky too.
Hoobastank
does beans make CRACKY toot if so, I'd feed her beans too
Every morning gives her a helping of beans with toast and mayonnaise and eggs with tomato and sausage. And then tea and face sitting in the afternoon.
GOP senator's top lawmakers' presidential candidate CEO right winger liberal left political aligned conspiracy theorist extremist neo-con war journalist four-star admiral LGBTQ++ trans cis male first responder
>>16461
> dirt bikes how was that a thing?
because they're a fun way to get your adrenaline fix and useful on the battlefield, but no so much anymore. The marines had a diesel klr650 that was pretty badass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqSiJQe1-H0
now imaging doing that shit while you're being shot at ;}
>>16472i thought it was the "Metal Militia" not the "Metal Mulisha"
CARMEN'S HOT COFFEE MOD
let the coffee flow through you
2022 DAY 279 (181+98) (2021 DAY 644 / 2020 DAY 1010)
My brain hurtsMy brain was already hurting but then I checked this thread and now I can't stop thinking about the the feasibility (or lack thereof) of hot coffee entering the body through the anus and exiting through the mouthnow my brain hurts even moreI want Cracky to kill me
>>16476
>Militia not mulisha
It was Militia in the BERENSTEIN universe.
>>16480
>hot coffee enemas
It should be noted that unless you want to suffer from 1sr & 2nd degree internal burns it's generally NOT a good idea.
>>16481Put your NAKED COCK back into your pants. We don't need berenstein homos in our universe. Things are shit enough as they are here. Shooo shoo
>>14682girls have one just like guys have one in their ass. try doing the come here motion with your fingers inside of her or get an upwards angle while she's lying down. they love that it
>>16486kinda sus
YOU'RE SHITTING AGAIN!?!?!
>>16487They love that it just sayin' bro
>>16269
Wan strenj tin bin apin to wi os. Bɔku tɛm, milk kin kam ɛvri ivintɛm.
Di tɛn Smapper bin de na mi maynd ɔl nɛt. I tink se i de kam nia Gɔd mɔ ɛn mɔ. Spider spider tube grupo.
Tanks fo yu riply.
16.5KGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyGb8TIvZi8
2022 DAY 280 (181+99) (2021 DAY 645 / 2020 DAY 1011)
let me start off with two words: "CRACKY IS CATHARSIS"
You're pretty good
He looks like he asks black guys to bang his wife
This isn't Cracky-relevant (OR IS IT) but I had a really weird dream that there was a restaurant named Dead Nigger Grill or Dead Nigger's Cafe or something like that. And their signature item was was called The Famous Dead Nigger Burger, and the description said "don't worry, it's actually beef". The didn't serve human meat, that was just the name of the restaurant for some reason. And libtards kept trying to cancel the restaurant but they couldn't because the food was too good. And the bathroom was really small. I could barely do my business. And as I was trying to do my business, several men opened the door and started having an argument. The basis of the argument: allegedly man A had touched the toilet paper with wet hands and ruined it. The men (except man A) were telling me that I shouldn't/couldn't use the toilet paper. Man A was denying that this happened and said that the toilet paper was fine to use. Man B reached past me to grab the toilet paper to inspect it, then decided that the toilet paper had to be thrown away. Man C said that there was no other toilet paper available and I'd have to wait in the bathroom a long time while I waited for them to go somewhere and buy more toilet paper. But then I realized, I'm only urinating, why do I even need toilet paper? The men kept arguing. And they could see my butt because even though I was only urinating, I had my pants down around my ankles like that "feels good man" comic. It was really embarrassing. Other stuff happened in the restaurant besides the bathroom stuff. Like they weren't refilling my drink so I had to go do it myself. But the drink selection kept magically changing. Also when I left the restaurant I tried to drive home (I was far away) the GPS kept giving me bad directions. It was very upsetting.
sup bounceme, I need adviceI saved some pictures of a girl because I thought she was cutebut on further research I think she's probably transshould I delete the pictures?pic relatedCracky relevance: her name is "Liv"
>>16512
>trans
Crackyness TRANScends simple concepts such as sex or gender. Keep 'em. No homo.
>>16510
>nigger>non human meat>niggercattle
Seems legit.
what percent of the population knows of Cracky you think?
there's probably like 78 people in the world who know about CRACKY
imagine going to the pumpkin patch with CRACKY and she bends over to pick up a pumpkin AND you could see she's wearing a thong WOULDN'T that be naughty if she wore a thong to the pumpkin patch?
>>16516 there's 85 on Discord + a lot who aren't on there so I think you're grossly underestimating
>>16517 thongs are disgusting and whorish
>>16520no u
>>16521 did a thong type this post?
2022 DAY 281 (181+100) (2021 DAY 646 / 2020 DAY 1012)
It's obvious that there's a lot wrong with the world. But what's the root cause of the wrongness? Is it lack of faith in Cracky? Something else? Post a comment in this webzone if you know the root cause of the world's corruption.
p.s. please don't just say "Jews", that's lame, use some imagination
CRACKY owes me sex
How come she looks different in all her pictures
>>16523
>don't say "jews"
Call it a fundamental failure to purge their influence from aociety, a catastrophic lack of catharsis, if you will.
I deserve CRACKY's squirt
we live in a society
>>16529
>we all live in a pickle car
I wanna hear her TED talk
CRACKY if you see this post your TED talk
CRACKY, if you could wish for one thing what would it be?
2022 DAY 282 (181+101) (2021 DAY 647 / 2020 DAY 1013)
we live in a heckworld
Cracky please get us out of here
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
everywhere there's just pain
>>16534
>lava
She knew.
my dick can shoot molten fudge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBoOS7MQsc
Who is she? Is she Cracky-relevant?
>>16538are you from the discord? most people talk on the discord not in this thread.
>>16538 the answer to the first question is "Robert" and the answer to the second question is "no"
>>16538seeing this picture of CRACKY makes me feel so old.
You make me feel so oldYou make me feel so oldOoo, you make me feel so old
>>16539 excuse me I will talk:
it's my Cracky-given birthright as a crackyfagfolx
>>16544
>>16545 you got a problem with that? you a commie or something? a red? a pinko?
>>16546I'm an American lol
2022 DAY 283 (181+102) (2021 DAY 648 / 2020 DAY 1014)
Sorry to venture off-topic a bit but I'm sure I'll find a way to swing it back to Cracky somehow.
Here's what's on my mind: what's going on with "the youth" these days? What is WRONG with them? Pic related. I can't understand any of this. I don't even know what most of these words mean. What are the "basic DNI criteria"? Am I allowed to interact with this person or not? Do I even want to? I don't think I do.
Unrelated, but remember all those "sea shanties" from a couple years ago? Those were pretty cool.
anyway cracky cute sweet catharsis blah blah blah blah blah
so, like if a girl isn't interested in someone, they show little signs or hints? When people say things like, "he can't take a hint" something along those lines they mean that individual can't pick up on social behavior. i don't understand things unless they are put bluntly. I'm not good at solving riddles.maybe CRACKY not talking to us is a sign.maybe that naked streamer that goes offline whenever you appear is a sign.maybe CRACKY not saying anything is a signmaybe SHE is hinting at somethingThrough not acknowledging our existence she's giving us insight
>>16543
>Crackyfagfolx
You were so close to being an interwebs badass and then you totally ruined it. Crackyfag or nothing.
Dr. Wheatley I don't feel so good....
How about you pray that the vaccines are safe and effective that's what I'm doing
You can pray for your friend too I'm just saying having a little faith in both m8. Think about the rest of the world.
>>16556
>pray
Won't change the fact that you've gone and given yourself AIDS, you're dead kiddo.
>>16563you just want everyone to die of aids so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U
retards who injected themselves with something that was already well known to be deadly in every prior attempt for decades are going to have the slow realization (if not immediate) that their health is constantly degrading and they are sick with cold and flu symptoms all of the time. they will eventually realize that they have all the symptoms of an aidsnigger and then they will die. they are all likely unable to have healthy children (if any at all) at this point, and so their bloodlines are going to be wiped out. it's going to be very sad to watch, but will be greatly beneficial to me in the long run.
i saw a social media post from some retard who got injected recently after "fighting for two years with my mother to get it". the restrictions have all been removed worldwide except maybe in NZ. even canada dropped their final bits of bullshit. the propaganda essentially all gone. in some places the propaganda was replaced overnight with warnings against taking injections (UK). stores have removed the pieces of plastic they stuck and hung everywhere. almost every death attributed to the cold was in the over 70 years old group, as it is every year. deaths in every country unchanged year by year. the moron still got injected. these people deserve to die, but it'll be sad to watch because i'm human (not a nigger or kike or chink).
what did they mean by this?
the "toxins" were supposed to "activate" yesterday but apparently they didn't because everybody's still alive
maybe they rescheduled it for Cracky's birthday?
apologize
These things are going around killing people. I thought they were faeries at first like "realm of the fae" but they are flies.... like lord of the flies?
i wish they'd hurry up
it feels good to finally be a part of something
2022 DAY 284 (181+103) (2021 DAY 649 / 2020 DAY 1015)
joyful day of birth anniversary #33, lady-monarch of teh firmaments
clap dem cheeks
CLAP DEM OLIVIA CHEEKS
Never put your 'D' in Crazy
>>16246Life Has Many Doors, Ed-Boy
>>16595 "Crazy"? Was that a typo? Don't you mean "Cracky"???
2022 DAY 285 (181+104) (2021 DAY 650 / 2020 DAY 1016)
How did she celebrate her birthday?
VOET
>will you take the coffee aenima?
Why does Ye hate CRACKY?
You ever think about CRACKY on the toilet?
sometimes i can't go poop if i DON'T think about CRACKY
fart
>>16605 do you mean like this??
>>16608Let that sink in
>you didn't beat it
lock you inside your house type beat
You'll Own Nothing.And you'll be happy type beat
what did he mean by this?
Of course this is an amazing girl! It's the best girl I ever fucked or ever will fuck. It's Cracky, she's supposed to be amazing. But the finishing details are really disappointing for a girl in this price range. The boobs are bound with some cheap tape, not unlike simple electric tape. The clit has been so poorly licked that it looks like someone used their teeth to do this job. The cut is not straight and there's fraying on the edges. Her dad claims this is normal. Well, if that's the case, Cracky's dad, I suggest modifying the description like so:
That should clear up any confusion for potential fuckers.
2022 DAY 286 (181+105) (2021 DAY 651 / 2020 DAY 1017)
I saw this and it really make me THINKI've heard of the True/Kind/Necessary thing but this takes it two steps furtherShould this be our standard for human interaction?What's the minimum necessary THINK elements we should fulfill in order to speak? Three? Four? All five?
>>16617the vapoorizor
I just now realized the TDM teams and rewards in LET IT DIE for the US are split into 50 states which is a little confusing and unbalanced. It actually divides the population by fifty so we can't all be a powerhouse that wins every fight. I'd suggest picking the state that has the highest population most amount of people for your death metro team. I made the mistake of picking my home state and we lose like every battle.
Benedict Arnold
"Crackyfags post things that actually make sense" challenge, difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE
you can't squeeze blood from a stone
let that sink in
thinking about CRACKY on the toilet
I have made my decision. It will be done.
My video game came in the mail today. Where is my government mandated girlfriend?
>>16629One of three scenarios MUST be true:
Which is it?
also the 1280x751 resolution leads me to believe that you're playing on a shitty laptop that was low-end when it was new, probably in 2011
>>16631wrong. i'm watching football in the background
on a shitty laptop
>watching football
imagine being a nigger. i'd rather be dead
>>16636i'd rather you be dead also
Foosball is the Devil!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e7vvUShwYY
2022 DAY 287 (181+106) (2021 DAY 652 / 2020 DAY 1018)
Stop, think, Cracky-chan
>>16638CRACKY showed me her boobies and I like them too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
Bananaphone makes doing it all over again worth it
2022 DAY 288 (181+107) (2021 DAY 653 / 2020 DAY 1019)
what do you do when you can't sleep, dear readers?
pray gaem
>>16653sexy butt
lord love a butt
>>16653i've had girls tell me they knew i had just beat off but also i wasn't being very quiet (grunting, going hard like doubletiming it) and it was in my cubicle at work so it wasn't like it was a big secret but yeah girls are good at smells too thoguh
>>16653binge watch stuff on the interwebs if I feel like staying up
IE: https://www.actvid.com/tv/watch-pantheon-full-87084
or poorly made horror flicks with shitty plots and acting that are soooo boring they'll put me to sleep. https://www.actvid.com/movie/watch-devils-workshop-full-88660
jews didn't "steal" your foreskin you lost it in your zipper
>>16653 why would you both save and repost something so disgusting
more importantly why does she look like a Homestuck troll cosplayer
>>16666Terezi lookin kinda cute
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lxJU4__CzpY
>>16668CRACKY squirted there
What is CRACKY exactly? is she a royal? is she a noble, a socialite, an aristocrat? trailer trash?
>>16660
>we can tell
We don't care, tunafingers.
is Cracky?
>>16669Yeah, and it certainly wasn't a 'wet floor sign' but filled to the brim with obcenities and NSFW CRACKY rares. The old lady actually made society more wholesome by making the sign less visible
>>16670Imagine being this new
>>16674i'm the newest here probably
>>16672i don't think its cracky because cracky has blue eyes not brown
>>16675This is what happens to newfags like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diR8BjerIaU
>>16677looks like they're on the computer
>>16677>>16679me on the computer
>>16677nothing to see here just Ratto praying gaem
imagine eating CRACKY's pu$$y out and not brushing your teeth afterwards and doing it over again and not brushing after and you keep doing this
i mean that's what sex havers do right? they put their mouths on each other genitals i think and kiss too.
>>16683
I once had a triplet with my hot 24 year old girlfriend and her brother Joe (who was my ex). I'm so drunk I can't even smile. I was also surprised to see them start kissing when he pulled her shirt. When they dragged her off to undress and go back to get ready, I got upset and drank with her the whole time. We went to the bedroom and fell asleep when she took off her top and bra and as soon as we jumped on the bed she took off her top and pant and said I think I'm wearing them. On her other side, I wrapped my arms around her waist and kissed her neck, but she hardly saw me. He was mostly naked and I had no clothes on except my shoes.
Then he turned and kissed me again, then took off his pants and boxers and jumped like a stone into the forest, straight, bigger than me and quite fat. . In addition, he is 7 years younger than me and still healthy (I am 32 years old). As we carelessly kissed, he pulled the rope behind him.
The man slowly bent over her and held his cock, and if she hadn't told him to stop and put on a condom, he would have pushed her inside and had sex with her. Side table and drop it, then grab again and push the chicken all the way back.
I could not forget his face then. He looked into my eyes but could see a lot inside and was clearly focused and could feel his hard cock thrusting into him making it hard to look at me. It seems solid.
>32 years old
THAT'SIMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE||||||-------------------------------------
why are you posting here instead of playing your precious "Triangle" game?was it not fun?
i can do both at the same time
I'm going to start calling you Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
2022 DAY 289 (181+108) (2021 DAY 654 / 2020 DAY 1020)
I've been thinking a lot about fortune cookies. Have they "jumped" the proverbial "shark"? Popular TV series "Rick and Morty" even did a fortune cookie episode. Is that a sign that it's time to move on? I don't want to risk this thread becoming stale. But I was also hungry. So I decided, we're going to do fortune cookies one more time, but we're going to do things differently this time. We're going to do a little experiment.
This time, I got a whopping TEN (10) fortune cookies. And I did things differently this time.
First, I ate the cookies before reading the fortunes, as per the R&M episode, you have to do that or they won't work.
Second, I didn't look at 3 of the fortunes at all. I hid them away to look at on a later date so that (in theory) they'll come true without me even knowing what they said. Then I'll look at them after the fact, which should give new perspective.
Third, one of the cookies was defective and didn't contain a fortune. I didn't plan this. It just happened. What does it mean? I don't know.
Anyway, three of the fortunes were hidden away for the future and designated as "passive" fortunes. The other 7 were designated as "active" fortunes.
#7 is very interesting, because of the short time frame. In fact, this all went down yesterday, meaning if the fortune is legit, I should meet a new friend TODAY
Meaning if I don't meet a new friend today, then the whole fortune endeavor is called into question.
What about the others? Family and friends == crackyverse obviously. Or Cracky herself?
Follow my instincts... hmm... what are my instincts? Post a comment in this webzone if you know what my instincts are. Please guide me to my next opportunity.
wtf this is real;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDEqM3-hQuQ&t
maybe you should convince Putin to play stupid triangle game then bomb Russia while he's distracted
maybe putin should fire a nuke so it creates a nuclear Armageddon and then nobody can play stupid triangle game
he won't he's a pussy
Based.
>>16697Life is good sometimes, it’s different.
I am alone at home and today my brain is working hard to find reasons to screw up the system. "No one feels anything! It's totally harmless, like watching a little porn on your phone while you sit there shitting and laughing, it doesn't hurt anyone!" I protested, but when I got home I was not well.
No, unfortunately, I have no family. only in space. Having a second child is not important
Now I will be released from this hell soon. I can't think of anything important, but I feel like my body can't handle alcohol anymore. I want to get out of here. They are currently listening to Dream Theater and have decided on a free route. And thanks for your reply. There are good people there.
Yours sincerely
Alan @tesla_motors
stupid triangle game
dumb triangle game posters
don't forget about Octopath Traveler pic unrelated it's stupid triangle game
do you think Cracky has ever worn a bikini?
>>16677
>bubonic plague vector>not dangerous
Kek
BTW they've managed to cook up a batch of the coof with an 80% kill rate that's even more infectious than previous strains @Boston U. Coincidence?
>>16703yea when she was a little girl lol
2022 DAY 290 (181+109) (2021 DAY 655 / 2020 DAY 1021)
To the best of my knowledge, I did not "meet a new friend" yesterday. Does this mean that fortune cookies are bullshit? Or is there another explanation?
>>16705 please post photographic proof
>>16705 what does she wear now?
>>16706
>Fortune cookies are bullshit
Perhaps you did meet someone, you're just not friends yet, it didn't say you'd become friends then, just that you'd meet them.
>>16704it kills 80% of micejoke's on them, though, because I'm not a mouse
>>16700I played this as a kid but they went up my sister's vaginA. That was the game lol. It was fun.
>>16712hi cute poster
>>16710
>a man
You're joking, right?You're going straight to Mousechwitz.
fuck this chair i wish CRACJKY would do something about my chair!sick of this fourth world sh*thole called the United Stateshow do people even do this? why do they keep going?
The whole house needs to go. the floors keep creaking, and the doors are broken the bathroom doesn't even have a fan the foundation is tilted fucking do something. all the faucets keep breaking and the sinks running. fucking leaves everywhere. i wish i could bust her one in the nose real good mate. pop her in the kisser. bonk on the noggin.
both sides in this are going to get what they fucking deserve
>>16718More rares?
I'll just come out and say it CRACKY can't give me a boner
>>16720When you say only supply a demand, no, it doesn't really work like that, Cracky takes what's available, think a bit like smokers of cigs. She buys what is available, if they would like to have a "long brand" and it is not available, they take the short one, if it is not available, they take something else. Cracky hears the same thing, she takes what is available. I know what Krokodil are, I know the damage they cause, any normal person realizes that Fuck that is nothing to touch. Cracky knows about it too you know about it like damn there's nothing else she takes it because it's cheap what do I know.
>>16720
>can't give me a boner
That sounds more like a problem on your end, either between your ears or physical. Since the physical is easier to rule out, we can start there, assuming you're a dude and are capable of getting a boner do other chicks do it for you? If yes, the problem is in your head. If no, then it could still be in your head, but likely has a physical cause, lack of circulation is the usual culprit. Change your diet and clear out the arteries by going keto.
Or perhaps you're one of those many such cases that got vaxxed and now have clumpy clot blood, sorry, there's no fix for that. You'll just have to learn to deal with it.
See if you can't get Cracky to strap on the big black dildo and hit your prostate. Or you could just go full homo, you've already given yourself AIDS with the vaxx.
she's soulless corporatism
2022 DAY 291 (181+110) (2021 DAY 656 / 2020 DAY 1022)
This is a world worth fighting for, and the ache of the nostalgia we feel for this time is the call home.
>>16724now draw them with Kool-Aid stains on their mouths
>doctor>mom >reddit >driver license>(you)
fightan the globalist
>>16728fuck those degenerates
>>16729use a condom tho'
>>16729I hope this bitch gets what she fucking deserves
2022 DAY 292 (181+111) (2021 DAY 657 / 2020 DAY 1023)
I'm feeling bored and uneasy. Somebody please say something interesting. Cracky-related if possible.
>>16731
>I hope this bitch gets what she deserves
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Cracky-chan.
Don't be hatin', no need to be all jelly, that could have been you.
>me on my way to CRACKY's
Cracky's what? >>16745 >>16745
>>16746CRACKY's vagina
I'm going to tell her you said that
>>16745on my way to sniff CRACKY's hair
>>16745>>16747
Haha I remember that day. That's me in the middle.
Yeah, I can confirm that he attempted that. But Cracky was in the West and he ran to the East.
>>16750he was really moving too!
imagine having to run the length of a football field to take a diarrhea shit
why do they call it "bongland" because you have to be stoned to live there?
2022 DAY 293 (181+112) (2021 DAY 658 / 2020 DAY 1024)
>>16753 I think it's because of the sound that the clock makes
i wanna go potty in your body baby yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utDiDxYfCTE&t=309s
She's juggling balls what does it looks like?
2022 DAY 294 (181+113) (2021 DAY 659 / 2020 DAY 1025)
if Olivia were alive how would she feel about this?would she play it?
>"Wowee"
they probably gave her brother a settlement and told him not to say anything about her
GabeN
to stopp ag aben take control and press the 'gaben' in addition
New pride flag just dropped, see how quickly you can find yourself.
waiting for dead rising 2 and dead rising 2: off the record to go on sale
2022 DAY 295 (181+114) (2021 DAY 660 / 2020 DAY 1026)
I've been made aware of a self-proclaimed "Sun Queen" who seems completely ignorant of who truly owns the sky.
Ladies and gentlemen: what are we going to do about this?
i luv CRACKY she's so f'ing cute&sweetthis is the first time i've ever been happy
Hi Cracky! I've had a friend for a few years who is damn nice, funny, fun, etc. However, there is a problem. He can't take a damn compliment.
For example, I say to him "You have a big cock" he says "I don't", like TAKE THE COMPLIMENT MAN! I'm like not a gay saying this, but as his friend.
Another example is “Damn it sounds like you can fuck.” (After sleeping over at his place after a night out and hearing his bar pickup kind of scream with pleasure) and he said “Yuck. I don't think so.”
Going CRAZY! What should I do so that he doesn't act like a sissy and take a fucking compliment?
SincerelyGood booze
sounds like your friend is mentally ill so just say a prayer for them that they get help
2022 DAY 296 (181+115) (2021 DAY 661 / 2020 DAY 1027)
I didn't really see a response to my previous post >>16778
From this, can it be inferred that the correct way to handle the situation is to do nothing?
Is that our plan? Do nothing? Is that what we're going with? Monitor the situation? Thoughts and prayers?
>>16789I don't think she posts herecan anyone answer your question?if you need an answer from HER you should send it to her directly
Why do you know what your friend's cock looks like?
kinda sus to know that
oh hell yes
>>16872 persona
MM
>>16874CRACKY on Right
Say, "Ned's Knicknackery" x10 as fast as you can
i seen it in real time, skynet the bots, the CIA honeypot, the propaganda, the lies. the internet hate machine.
God is just unwilling to do anything about my situation, so it seems. God is unwilling to do anything and leaves it upon myself. But I feel it's worse than that like God is controlling the things around me to make my life miserable. WHY
this shit sucks lmao
Would you care about a nuclear bomb if you were going to freeze to death anyway?
>>16882
>if you were going to freeze anyway
Lel, I've got ten cords of mesquite split and stacked, it's not something I'm worried about. Even if I didn't have that, I still have an extreme cold weather suit that would keep me warm even if i got soaked,(inner layer is opencell foam) it's good down to -50°F.
NUCLEAR RADIATION OTH, pretty much fucked there. If the grid goes down and nobody is there to keep all the 100+ nuclear reactors in burgerland alone from meltdown it would be an E.L.E.
In which case I'm not gonna waste time worrying about it.
Don't worry, be Cracky.
2022 DAY 297 (181+116) (2021 DAY 662 / 2020 DAY 1028)
I feel weak. Maybe I need another vaccine to keep me strong.
I got some more fortune cookies but they sucked. Both the cookies and the fortunes sucked. I threw the fortunes away. Well, I hid 2 of them without reading them, to check later. I had them somewhere other than the ones I hid in the past, so I'll be able to tell which is which.
I see what you did there
I don't!
>>16919Me neither.
No Cracky in reflection, maybe fat cat ate her.
2022 DAY 298 (181+117) (2021 DAY 663 / 2020 DAY 1029)
I worry about the future.What if we eventually run out of Cracky-related things to talk about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfjxW09TrSw
Big O Big O Big O Big O
i hate the antichrist he keeps feeding me bugs when i sleep, i pray to God Satan stops feeding me bugs when i sleep
In the Bible, it teaches you can ask God things in the name of his son Jesus Christ so that's what I'm doing I'm asking that the antichrist fuck off in Jesus' name amen.
>>16880
Calling cows by their real name is pretty common…
>>16930CAN I GO POOP?
>>14439it's oil. oil fuck me. the whole rig is soaked in oil
by the time girls are in their early 20's they have more sexual experience than most guys in their mid to late 30's and early 40's
late 40's too
Just saw an Air Force ad that said;
WE OWNTHESKY
puts an end to that age old question
Help me make sense of this. I had this friend on steam for years and one day he throws some fit and block all communication with me. He then changes his name and avatar to some Dynasty Warriors chin chain and makes his profile private. This was just over a year ago. He's been offline for a year or more now. I know because I stalked him through one of his friends. I wonder what happened to him. Did he an hero?I have nobody to talk to now he was my only friend on steam and that was around. Now I post here whenever I want to say something. He had a 2006 steam account.
I don't know for fact he made that account in 2006 I just remember seeing his service badge and it was 14 years or so probably older than that now. He was an OG for sho.
look at this stupid retard
>>16935 >>16936
good thing advertisements and television never lie OH WAIT THEY DO
>>16940How dare you question the box?
You have heard of the Rothschilds, but have you heard of the DeRothschilds?
I was just doing a Dead Rising file saving all the survivors and answering every Otus call and failed the Bomb Collector case which ends the game and asks if you want to save, and I saved over the file because I wasn't paying attention now, I have to start all over.
The Jewkranians are planning to nuke the 101st Airborne unit as a FF to get WW3 kickstarted.
>>16945how old is this guy he looks younger than me wtf
>>16942
>the box
do you mean the box you stand on to kiss your elephant's butt?
>>16947
>resorting to dad joke punchlines
Why do Rothschilds love Lil' John so much?
my god mandated gf
okay I stayed up all night playing and I'm nearly back to where i was again. has anyone played this game before? I'm just curious if you're aware of how painstakingly frustrating this game is or not.is CRACKY aware??
i hope she recognizes and appreciates it or not
if she doesn't, she's a real bitch
i want 500 million dollars' worth of ads saying what a bitch CRACKY is
i love shooting thick ropes across my chest that hit me in the chin
2022 DAY 299 (181+118) (2021 DAY 664 / 2020 DAY 1030)
I wonder what Cracky would think about this imagewould she be like "haha that's literally me"?or would she be like "noooo but I AM a libtard"?perhaps she'd think something else entirelypost a comment in this webzone if you have thoughts on this issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zorJ4cClLU4
Does CRACKY get trick-or-treaters?
Does she hand out candy to them?
2022 DAY 300 (181+119) (2021 DAY 665 / 2020 DAY 1031)
CRACKY is preventing me from sleepingWhy does she want me to stay awake?Why does she want me to feel bad from barely sleeping?What is her end goal?Post a comment in this webzone if you know her end goal.
picture unrelated... OR IS IT?!
>>16964your family friendly twitch streamer
talk to me about Dead Rising
all you degenerates who keep talking about video games instead of Crackythis is YOUthis is what you are
It's almost the 1st of a different month you know the drill
what's her costume this year?
a sheriff.
>>16970she sits in her room all day playing video games because she's ugly
>OP
a hundred buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos to stand on a hundred boxes and kiss a hundred elephants' butts
talk to me about CRACKY
It's so lonely on the internet
>>16979You need to start looking for the CRACKY around you
It's Ben
CRACKY's STEAK coming thru
Don't worry about Putin, Cracky will sort it out.
I worry I don't have much time left. I don't know whether I'm going to die or go insane. Maybe both. Attention Cracky and/or Olivia, if you were planning on acknowledging my existence at some point, you might want to do it soon, "shit or get off the pot" as they say, know what I mean? "You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo." ~Ray Charles
raincoat killer tree worshipper's raincoat cult
I had just moved in with Cracky. It quickly turned out that the inability I thought would go away when she got her own home to take care of (naive, I know) got even worse! The final straw was when we ran out of toilet paper after a few days.I had then taken care of the moving, the cleaning, procurement of goods, contact with relatives, etc. She had…. Asked for sex.
When I went to school the day the toilet paper ran out, I was so sad that I said: 'buy toilet paper today will you'. She had nothing else to do anyway. When I got home eight hours later, she was sitting on the toilet and shouted:"I accidentally pooped…..!"I don't know how long she sat there.“Yeah.” I replied, well aware that I had provided myself with toilet paper and had it well hidden in my rucksack."We don't have any paper!"I simply replied, “I know.”
Half an hour later the shower started and she refused to talk to me anymore. I moved out the next day
>>16989let me guess you were roommates with CRACKY, and you ended up having to do everything for the both of you by yourself and all she did was ask for sex and bitch if there was no toilet paper
O you men of little faith
>>16990Kek, that picture of her toilet with that huge stack of TP makes a lot more sense now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>search_query=bustin
i ain't afraid of no sleep, i ain't afraid of no bed
DEADLY PREMONITION
i want to marry DEADLY PREMONITION
>>16997>>16998i want to marry this game
do you "ship" it?
happy birthday mom
>>17007
>that nigga got a big ol' dick
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is how you control your addiction to Cracky
For me
>Masturbation - 1x a week maximum.>Sex - 7x a week maximum.>TV a night. 1 hour maximum>Internet usage a day. 2 hours maximum. This includes breaks at work when you use your phone.>Exercise - 45 minutes a day minimum>Socializing with Parents and Siblings - 3 times a week minimum.>Socializing with friends a week - 2x a week minimum.>Socializing with a stranger a week. Cant just be "hi how are you". You have to make a statement or ask a question and attempt to carry it on. - 2x a week minimum. You can also jerk off this stranger.>Doing something helpful or nice for anyone. This could be holding the door for someome, offering advice, helping someone move an object thats heavy, giving a homeless person a couple dollars. Raping somebody. - 1x a week minimum.>Doing something creative. This is practising an instrument. Drawing. Painting, Writing, Creating etc. 3 hours a week minimum. Taking a dump counts if you call the result 'art'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU
I'm afraid of Americans
i'm afwaid of amerwicans
>damn there's a lot of them
almost like a legion of them?
2022 DAY 301 (181+120) (2021 DAY 666 / 2020 DAY 1032)
bad things are happening
Pussy juice cocktail Butthole Pleasures
it's an episode of something but every character is Cracky-chan
wiccan bacon
2022 DAY 302 (181+121) (2021 DAY 667 / 2020 DAY 1033)
Someone is trying to gaslight me. This cannot continue. Also prepare to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY.
you better shut the fuck up i'm warning you
>>17025got any grapes?
"CRACKY, CRACKY, CRACKY"
as she gets older, she gets colder than a witch tit
hoppy holloween
don't forget NO NUT NOVEMBER
NNNCCC
NO NUT NOVEMBER, I HARDLY KNOW HER!11!1111111!!!
where are >>17035 and >>17036 ??
let me guess you need more
>>17040pretend that there's candy inside use your imagination
>>17024
My slave is dead. I trained a girl a few minutes ago and I couldn't for the life of me cum. He tried to jerk it and suck it at the same time, but nothing. I even tried sucking on her mouth and same result. When we were both tired, he said "next time maybe". After what happened today, I doubt there will be a next time.
The Cake is a Lie?
2022 DAY 303 (181+122) (2021 DAY 668 / 2020 DAY 1034)
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY but I'm still being gaslit and I'm still upset about it. I need to investigate further. I'll report back once I have a better understanding of what's going on. Pic related it's me investigating the series of tubes. Maybe Cracky is in there somewhere?
where is >>17039 ?
remember the alamo
this is my favorite voice actor in triangle strategy her name is Penelope Rawlins, and she is the English dub voice of Geela Breisse
CATH LAB
what does a person from Scotland sound like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2Yuia1zCc
2022 DAY 304 (181+123) (2021 DAY 669 / 2020 DAY 1035)
How many successive times did you say "CRACKY" when you woke up on the 1st of the month? Just three? Well, three's the minimum. Are you really okay with just doing the minimum? It's okay... it's just that we try to encourage everyone to express their devotion to Cracky to the greatest degree possible.
>>17055
> three's the minimum
doing it more than 3 times is overkill
2022 DAY 305 (181+124) (2021 DAY 670 / 2020 DAY 1036)
>>17060 is it not written "there is no kill like overkill"?
sometimes I say "CRACKY" 100 times or more. I try to make sure it's always a multiple of 3 but sometimes I lose count
anyway I got some more fortune cookies but the fortunes were fucked up, like sliced in half longways
for one of them, I just got the bottom half and it says "HIDDEN BEFORE YOUR EYES" which I suppose is a bit ironic considering that the first line is missing
and I got another that's almost entirely blank. at the bottom edge I can see the very stop of some letters but I can't identify them
what does all this mean, dear reader? I dunno. Post a comment in this webzone if yunno.
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
>>17061(You) do you.
Translation, an hero if you must.
despite all my rage i am still just a loser faget
I think I failed NNN but I'm not certain because I was semi-conscious and fell asleep immediately after (or during).
despite all my rape I am still just a rat in a cape
i had a dream i was in a car with biden and joe was driving and i was aware because i made a joke about how we have to help him and be his eyes and ears and we all started laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0DU5uhoq-4
bang shoot 'em up video games
I'm just glad our girl is okay
Stop thinking in terms of what's good for the rest of the world and start thinking what's best for CRACKY. There should be only one sweetheart in your life that is CRACKY.Always be concerned for her wellbeing and safety. Take necessary measures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWwvQKGjLI
The Holy State of Hyzante is one of the three nations in Norzelia and a location in Triangle Strategy.The Holy State of Hyzante is led by the Saintly Seven, and more specifically the Hierophant. The Hierophant is the sole person able to communicate with the Goddess of Salt.The Roselle is a race of people with pink hair who are treated as sinners by the Holy State of Hyzante.They are made to labor in order to harvest salt. They are given very little food and water and are killed if they can no longer labor or are underperforming.
2022 DAY 306 (181+125) (2021 DAY 671 / 2020 DAY 1037)
There's a lot wrong in the world. It raises an interesting question: is Cracky too WEAK to fix everything, or does she simply NOT CARE?
>>17075Hyzantian law requires all Roselle to make their home at the Source.
filthy pink-haired people. atone for your sins.
>>17078 I bet they have pronouns too don't they?
>>17076
>does she simply NOT CARE?
Maybe.
Maybe it's a case of you not taking responsibility for our own fates. Sure, there's bad things happening, what are you doing about it, besides bitching? Bitching never fixed anything.
>>17078which one is belle delphine?
>>17078 Sinless!!!I say MASTERBATION is a sin not them!!!
The sin of adultery is the warning of sin (Leviticus 18, VV 20) in the head
Romans 4:1"The day is hilarious, gentlemen; the law, to exultation."
Romans 5:13"(for the world of the law is the world of sin;
The rule, not the sin!!! (So great! Christianity doesn't know Aat, 61 ignorant Christianity wasn't bought amita!!!
Muya: O Doctor, you are washing yourself to free yourself (Leviticus 15:16-18).Sendachchchchchchchchchchchchch Windarthy Sadadaupp DihinitinitAshwar: Remember the loss of Karnika???Huge difference with that! TAKE A CHAMPION VS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDCEL2uOsIg
2022 DAY 307 (181+126) (2021 DAY 672 / 2020 DAY 1038)
No woman has ever walked on the moon. No woman has even orbited the moon. Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>17087soon
>>17088 Is that a threat? Are you planning to use violence to send women to the moon without their consent?
outrageous how people think they can post illegal stuffs with no consequences
you think "anonymous" means the cyberpolice can't backtrace you?
>>17092is this canon?
it's happening Twitter just laid off Elon Musk
Elong Musk laid off from TWITTER
>>14578
I know who he is and have been with him a number of years ago. Don't say anything startling - mostly things that are common sense or can't be controlled. Seems like a nice person, kind, gay, if he has any real talents I don't know. Was with him six years agoEleven hundred for barely twenty mimuts, I think it was
>>17099 ?????????????
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
How can I friend CRACKY? I want to be her friend and converse with her, but I don't know where to start or how. I can't find any of her social medias. Even if I can't post or say anything I want to listen. I genuinely want to be her friend because I'm just so interested in who she is or what she's about or what she's not about. If she isn't about making new friends, I can relate. I moved all across America being put and pulled from many different schools all my life. I basically was put in a different environment each year.
I want a friend I can trust, and I just know I can trust CRACKY(she is cute & sweat) But we can't be friends. Such is life.
Would you say that she has a "sacred crotch"?
>>17102 if you have a message for her just post it here and I'll pass it along to her
>>17104no, you won't. you don't have any contact with her lol.
tell her that she is a continuing source of inspiration to me
>>17108 are you >>17105 ?? if you are you've burned your bridges.
>>17109different goy
I just had an ideawhat if people had unique identifiersthat way you could know who was saying whatinstead of everyone just being "Anonymous Stalker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBDa-2Y5LU
Maybe like "Crackyfag" followed by a number so Crackyfag12 etc..
I call dibs on "Anonymous Stalker", everybody else will need to change
I love cute little girls with nice smelling hair, who am I?
2022 DAY 308 (181+127) (2021 DAY 673 / 2020 DAY 1039)
She is testing me. She is testing my faith. I am being tested.
>>17117repost of a repost
2022 DAY 309 (181+128) (2021 DAY 674 / 2020 DAY 1040)
She is testing me SO HARD that I can't even describe it, oh god, oh fuck, what purpose can it even have.
>>17118 TELL HER TO STOP TESTING ME SO HARD THEN
me_irl
EVERYTHING'S ABOUT TO CHANGE
(refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUbOdCfr6zY)
>sends thousands of deplorables to their deaths
even this guy hates Russians
he hates russians so much he had to invent a war to get them killed
is he still sending his people to the woodchipper or?
i want to see her in that hello kitty underwear xD
>>17127 how would you feel if somebody wanted to see you in your underwear?
>>17128i'd feel pretty good
>>17128i'd probably make this face and scream
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i would say Ok 50 tokens
>>17132 wrong board
wrong broad
Cracky do you want some sausageCracky do you want some sausages
Cracky do you want an egg sandwich?
>>17132 absolutely disgusting
>>17132what am i looking at
society
i'm passed my expiration date
>>17142
>expiration date
it's really more of a recommendation, feel free to ignore it.
2022 DAY 310 (181+129) (2021 DAY 675 / 2020 DAY 1041)
>>17118"You can never swim in the same river twice because it is not the same river and you are not the same person."~Eminem
>>17147Did you pass her test? lol dork.
2022 DAY 311 (181+130) (2021 DAY 676 / 2020 DAY 1042)
This server appears to obey United States DST rules. That's interesting. Many servers don't care about such human constructs.
I wonder if Cracky is pro-DST or anti-DST
v for fandetta
>>17154
>society
it only works if you vote for the right clown.
if Jack was riding a horse and wanted to dismount would you help Jack off the horse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYsvYLfaXF4
>>171701:40"just grab a Corona"
July 11 2019
really makes you sink
>>17168Pretty sure Jack can get himself off.
I love you Corky:>
Almost Shart Myself
BADGER BADGER BADGER
Earth to the Sky Queen hello. do you copy. over.
how would crackster feel about this comic
>>17176"Sir" Evelyn de Roff dead at 91.https://youtube.com/watch?v=LGqUGY06mHw
>>17178
>dead
he isn't dead he's just at the secret nazi base on antartica with hitler
>>17180
>antartica
never heard of it
2022 DAY 312 (181+131) (2021 DAY 677 / 2020 DAY 1043)
must be nicesome of us have stuff we need to get done, thoughdeath will never catch me, I'm simply moving too fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ7mId7cwmU
>>17183 please explain the thought process underpinning your decision to post this hereNOTE: this should not be interpreted as criticism or insultthis is an attempt to LEARN
>>17184someone might see it and like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR46WbmYFyQ
someone might see it and like it
step into the gandorf, gandorf
Grandor
it is freaking cold out xD
no stwop hwat awre uwu dwoing im twying twu tpway my twiangle twategy
wher e is >>17192
>>17193 when you post images like that it kinds of makes me feel bad like maybe you're mocking me in a subtle way
maybe you're not doing it on purpose but I still feel badmaybe don't post pictures of ugly people?
see that's what I mean, I see that and I feel like maybe somebody is mocking me somehow
maybe try only posting pictures of non-ugly people, that way I know it's not related to me in any way
>>17201everyone is an abomination unto the lord. you shouldn't judge others that's bigotry.
would you rather put your fingers inside CRACKY's vagina or never have sex
2022 DAY 314 (181+133) (2021 DAY 679 / 2020 DAY 1045)
I worry, what if we someday run out of things to talk about? I don't think it'll happen soon but what about in 10 years? We need to think long term. Thoughts? Suggestions?
2022 DAY 315 (181+134) (2021 DAY 680 / 2020 DAY 1046)
why are you people so quietpost moreyou know what they say, "act busy, Cracky is watching"that's definitely a thing they say
>>17203 is it consensual?
not because you're a rabbitbut because you're black
mewtwo deez nuts
>>17207
Women can change things, they can change gender, and men can cause pain or pleasure.I know now, sorry. Not bad and boring. Shameless, honest, modest. I mean success, failure.Every day he played porn and rock music. Hard training begins. Put your feet on them. Hands for push-ups. One is getting plastic out of my life, and the other is what we use with salmon, for example. Testosterone ranges from 300 ng/dl to 800 ng/dl
I realize that I do not know the secret if I allow that we may be offended. One boy said he admired my intelligence (he wanted a PhD in computer science and didn't want me to go to college). Women are powerless, so I don't let them go. One thing that seems to be the same is that anyone who says the work doesn't work, does. I'm stuck in a philosophical/financial/fantasy mindset that most women don't agree with. So the s r a s r a s r a s a s also know how to play insects, so I don't think it will be difficult to get down. I mean... how does that make you feel? A man must have the power of a friend. To learn something new or spend free time. One can prepare well, as one prepares for a good life. Smart women naturally live without me, and I see normal women outside. Very good. At the same time, I also think it's unfair, I think women are left out
if i looking for frog him name hopkin green frog
>>17216this is a referance;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6J7HLY_s0
just failed NNN to Camel picskill me now I don't want to be alive anymore
>>17218how do you nut to somebody called Camel?
>>17218
>Jeff, start the van.
>>17220 see >>17219
oh my god he admit it
Get in the van there's Cracky
the poor girl she has no clue about this board lol
>>17225 what if this is her thread?
the beach makes you old
wouldn't it be nice if we were olderthen we wouldn't have to wait so longI've heard that there's a beach that makes you olderthat's the kind of beach where we belong
post this on Twitter for a fun surprise
i got a big piss jug with her name on it
i have a large piss jug with her name on it
i haven't fapped for four days
>>14016
All cats smell rotten fish. Especially if you don’t wash for more than 5-6 hours. That’s why perfume was invented in the first place. Duchaa ei ollut ollut, jote vätin hajuvetä, whose second pill Rügun vnfkaan luoden Ilusion, koko one pill haisi pamba. There are also perfumes that traditionally have a sexual scent, so they are associated with dog scent. I have used various gels and creams to prevent this, with little success.If you go to a room where most women work all day with little or no ventilation, you will soon smell rotting fish. Therefore, women often do not even smoke, since the smell of tobacco slightly inhibits the smell of the genitals.But women smell like rotten fish. That’s known. Bongo vihavat bisara: I'm not sure what to do, but I'm not sure what to do. Kill that shit because he's thinking. The cost of a dog is essentially zero.In fact, we know that almost all cats have a sense of smell, no matter how groomed.
>>17239 log off and go to bed, Olivia
2022 DAY 316 (181+135) (2021 DAY 681 / 2020 DAY 1047)
I had a clever original thought, but then I forgot it. I should have written it down. It was really good. I'm sorry.
I have this clever but maybe not original thought of having Cracky salivate in a shot glass and then I shoot it straight or with alcohol
2022 DAY 317 (181+136) (2021 DAY 682 / 2020 DAY 1048)
>>17246 I'm not sure I see the cleverness. Please don't take this as an insult. It's my own limitation. Maybe I'm not smart enough to understand. Can you attempt to explain further? I apologize if this post has offended you. I value your contributions.
>>17247it's my own original thought i had maybe it's not clever
4 days 4 spaces 4 horsemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7plfKfMu-Ew
>villain is evil because he's ugly
evil betty
whoa black bettybangarang
oh my god it actually existshttps://soundcloud.com/benjamin-j-wylie/skrillex-bangarang-spiderbait
haven't been fappin but sure been poopin
>>17256
>haven't been fappin
We truly live in a marvelous agehttps://www.noodledude.io/videos/kawaii-vs-goth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWOuVm-oixU
I EAT TRASH
>>17259>>17260muh'fuggin' hobosekshuls, u nasty.
I'm still in a dream WEEEEED EATER~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abky6hbKPpg
>>17268
>I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes and watched my brain glow
Reptilian Zionigger Glowbohomo Agenda
#YeWasRight
Halfmanbearhalfpig
2022 DAY 318 (181+137) (2021 DAY 683 / 2020 DAY 1049)
We're almost certainly going to hit 2000 posts before the end of the year. That's fine. It means we're doing good work. The new thread will be on January 1st no matter what. We might be off the front page for a while. It's fine. It happens every year. Keep up the good work folks. (Although if you're capable of doing EVEN BETTER, please do so)
>>17273is there an Adams apple/?
MEGA ULTRA RAPE 9000 MURDER CHOP OFF CHILD HANDS UNDERAGE GIRL BLEEDING RECTUM AND CUNNY HYPERVIOLENT SUPER QUAD HYDRA ARCHONIC SOUL DIMENSIONAL KABBALAH RAPE NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS kill yourself i hate you nigger die die die die die die die die die NIGGER DEATH DIE fuck i HATE YOU NIGGER DIE die die die kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kysKILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF You are an Archon AI material-bound hylic illusion of the Demiurge
>>17275 go to bed Olivia
this board is to talk ABOUT her not for her to talk
spoiled brat
ban her IP
>>17274 ladies usually don't have those I think
anyway can you believe the year is already almost over?
it has been said: "the years start coming and they don't stop coming"
I believe that it is true
>>17280all you have to do is wake up
you just have to wake up
remember remember the 5th of november
I'm not married so it isn't adultery
not divorced either so suck it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PedxjKvSofg
pump a rum;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH3M6ZKudZM
thinking about getting Cracky this shirt for Christmasdo you think she would like it?
>>17288good dubs
suddenly relevant again
bush knocked down the towers
2022 DAY 320 (181+139) (2021 DAY 685 / 2020 DAY 1051)
(fixed date counter)
FACT: Cracky claims to have a "vayjay" but nobody has ever seen it
SPECULATION: what if her crotch is actually smooth and featureless like a doll?
OPINION: that would be pretty cool
Where were you when Boogie got the vaxx cancer?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
fuck cancer
what the heck I love the GameCube now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkNR12j1pI
i want CRACKY to be my personal no fap trainer
3 wishes
rubbing my magic lamp to corky
2022 DAY 321 (181+140) (2021 DAY 686 / 2020 DAY 1052)
>>17302 I wish for:
FIX THE CSS GAYRY
>>17303You sound like my neighbor from that shithole I lived in during my late teens who used to get us beer as long as he could hang out. he'd be in mid conversation with you and pull out his cock and take a shit.
>>17306i only pull out my cock and take a shit for Cracky
>>17305 fixed
>>17308 this is the opposite of fixed
>>17309 i see the issue. now it's fixed
YOU ARE MAKING THINGS WORSE, GAYRY
JOHNRYGAYJOHNWHATEVER
>>17313 ah i see, this should fix it
that's not entirely terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21koC0Ov4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsXw-3lhXc0
ripper is a gangster!!!I told u I was hardcore
PaleSTEINPhiliSTEINS
wake up sheeple
She'll blow your fucking brains out
White ants runnin'Black ants crawlin'Yella ants dreamin'Brown ants longin'All those people longin' to be freeUhuru, ant, man, bee, Uhuru, ant, man, beeAll the ants in God's garden, they can't get alongWar still runnin' onIt's that one lump of sugar, that they won't leave each other alone
Why do you have to do this, you've got to let us freeWhy do you have to do this, you've got to set us freeWhy do you have to do this, you've got to set us freeWhy do you have to do this, you've got to set us free
Uhuru, ant, man, bee, Uhuru, ant, man, bee
Now, the bee takes his honey, then he sets the flower freeBut in God's garden onlyMan and the ants, they won't set each other
Do a fortune cookie post but from the bible instead
Just eat a fortune cookie but read from the New Testament
>ez modo
please
Слава России! Единству Слава! Бояре, холопы, хозяева, рабы, должны слиться в экстазе единства! Что бы Россия была Великая и Мощная! Наша любовь к Путину объединяет все классы и слои населения! СЛАВА ПУТИНУ! УРА! УРА! УРА
KEEP it New Testament. in case i wasn't clear
2022 DAY 322 (181+141) (2021 DAY 687 / 2020 DAY 1053)
>>17329 it's funny you mention that, I had a fortune cookie just a couple days about but THE FORTUNE WAS MISSING. What's that mean? What's that all about? Probably nothing good, right?
Why exactly do you want? A random Bible verse? I think I've done that before, using a physical NT that got dumped on my doorstep. Remember that? Will I probably threw it away.
here I googled random bible verse and found this:
"Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters."Romans 14:1
does that suit your needshmm that's kind of Cracky-relevantbecause I think a lot of you have WEAK FAITHbut I'll try to treat you better
>>17332what do you mean you 'googled' it?
GoOmegaLULgle
the news feed from hell
make it stop
i don't have to imagine what hell or a lake of fire feels like to not want to be in it
wake up CRACKY
Better, better, better head for CRACKY's
>>17336
>ifunny
i love ifunny
LORD Cracky
2022 DAY 323 (181+142) (2021 DAY 688 / 2020 DAY 1054)
the so-called "new" testament isn't very NEW anymore now is it?
I genuinely love Cracky unconditionally
always and forever
is Cracky Taylor Swift? I feel like Cracky could be Taylor Swift.
Is Taylor Swift Cracky?
Maybe we haven't seen her because she's this person now
This is Cracky-chan
inferior beans
Lose to inferior beans?!
INFERIOR BEEEEEANS
Cracky is living to her full maximum potential. Are you living to your utmost potential?
Cracky doesn't sin or fart. Do you fart and sin dear reader?
2022 DAY 324 (181+143) (2021 DAY 689 / 2020 DAY 1055)
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
unbanned
is this a good thing or a bad thing for Cracky-chan?
>>17350 good for you! keep up the good work!
>>17359 I'm trying
>>17360 wow that's kinda an invasive and inappropriate question don't you think?
>>17363
>Trump>good thing for Cracky
LOLPOLITICS!
>>17364 is this a man or a woman?
>>17354
>>14098
>>17355
why do women today smell so bad? Are there old coots rotting in their carts? gross
i want to smell
>>17365
>man or woman
In case the hips and tits didn't clue you in, she's holding up 3 fingers indicating she has 3 holes.
hips do lieShakira was wrong
well?
the great debate
2022 DAY 325 (181+144) (2021 DAY 690 / 2020 DAY 1056)
>>17377 is this that damn "Triangle" game?
I'm angry at that game because people are wasting time on it instead of wasting time loving Cracky
wasting time loving Cracky? I meant SPENDING time loving Cracky. Freudian slip. OR WAS IT?
>>17380You never heard of 'Disgaea' before? What are you a grandma?
>me when the
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/unbannedis this a good thing or a bad thing for Cracky-chan?
>>17383This is NOT ok, EVER!
>>17372I wrote a lenghty medicinial post on this subject but SOMEONE or someTHING regarded it as spam.I have no wish to write it all again.Basically ypu can degelop a sense of smell.It takes approximately 10 years.All you need is a few brappers.Yeah figure it out yourself. I'm done with this shit.
2022 DAY 326 (181+145) (2021 DAY 691 / 2020 DAY 1057)
We're about to hit 2000 posts. Make sure you have the thread bookmarked. Or better yet, do like me, keep it permanently pinned in a tab.
>>17373
>3 holes
okay now how many holes does a straw have?
fuck holes
where are >>17406 >>17407 >>17408 >>17409 ??
niggers tongue my anus
>>17412 in ur pns hle
you havin a giggle mate
2022 DAY 327 (181+146) (2021 DAY 692 / 2020 DAY 1058)
posting slightly early (DEAL WITH IT) because I might not be able to later
just got the new Omicron craccine plus a dose of flu for good measure
I think it's about to kick in. I can feel it. It's about to happen. What's about to happen? I dunno lol. One can never know what's going to happen until it happens. And then it happens, and then you know what happened.
Whatever happens after this is as Cracky wills it
Whatever happens... I love you all
See you on the other side
>>17418is that Corky's vaginer?
test;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5BNlP8W0Hg
https://on.soundcloud.com/Guq6u
be all that you can bE
niggas on a chessboard;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-f8RYCEMOA
Not going to save me huh just going to watch. some family you are.don't even get me started on Cracky. She has no power.
i hate that stupid triangle game why the fuck do i keep playing it
by taking the redskins out of the NFL but keeping the cowboys they effectively just killed the Indians off and pretend like they're the saviors. Wokeism more like trollism.0That's really what it is a cult of people who believe in trollism.
Camren doesn't understand what trolling is, so society is like years ahead of her
I shouldn't hate Cracky though. I have no business with her in tthe first pplace. I want to forgive Cracky. Forgiving is a stronger emotion.
it's getting real nazi germany up in here
Thread over pump limit, it will no longer pump!
really great use of our final bumpswe needed to make them count and you really knocked it out of the park
FUCK you Cracky
no ass havin ass
bitch
butt ugly readhead red hair disgusting
2022 DAY 328 (181+147) (2021 DAY 693 / 2020 DAY 1059)
i LIVed bitch
>>17447Look at the bright side, you can totally have unprotected gay buttsecks since you already gave yourself AIDS.
attention Olivia will you have unprotected gay buttsex with me (I'll identify as a woman for the duration of the act)
or you can identify as a man if you prefer
unprotected gay buttsecks with Cracky
>>17452she's autistic you sick fuck
stopped fapping suddenly
She's a pureblood, she wouldn't touch vaxxie. Irreconcilable differences.
>pure
>>17457this is what Nato wants for you
2022 DAY 329 (181+148) (2021 DAY 694 / 2020 DAY 1060)
It's beginning to look a lot like Crackmas.
2022 DAY 330 (181+148) (2021 DAY 695 / 2020 DAY 1061)
Thoughts on this? I think there's some truth to it. After 2007 she rapidly distancing herself from us. And basically all the pictures we have are from 2007 or earlier.
You should visit Japan before it disappears at least so you can experience it and say you did
>>17466 where is it going to go?
>>17467bend over and I'll show you
>>17468 I'm a man
can't wait to get grindan in disgaea 3
Fatlus
2022 DAY 331 (181+149) (2021 DAY 696 / 2020 DAY 1062)
I feel like this probably says a lot about society but I'm not sure exactly WHAT it says about society. I'm also not sure how it related to Cracky the queen of sky, but it HAS to relate somehow, right?
Can you help, dear reader? Post a comment in this webzone if you can untangle this mystery.
Lovecraftian horror
H.P. Lovecraft was right
>>17480ask your mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0aD6QLTxQ
micespace 😂🤣😭🤣🤣😅
2022 DAY 332 (181+150) (2021 DAY 697 / 2020 DAY 1063)
My stomach is upset but my mind is also upset. I'm not sure if these things are connected or not.
I'M GAY
2022 DAY 333 (181+151) (2021 DAY 698 / 2020 DAY 1064)
sometimes I think "what's the point" but then I remember what the point is
you niggers are fucking gay and i'd beat the shit out of you...
>>17546whoa elon chill
i need a controller that isn't bluetooth i can play with my pc
where's the nurse to empty my piss jug bloody hell
Is a government shutdown coming? Will same-sex marriage pass? Are both of these related? Vote now.
>>17593If Klaus Schwab can openly wear his Sith jammies then there's no reason Elon can't dress up as his apprentice, always two there are.
>>17546"addendum" I'm a wimp and can't beat anyone up"Addendum, addendum" get ready to CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
2022 DAY 334 (181+152) (2021 DAY 699 / 2020 DAY 1065)
Maybe I will CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY for an entire hour. Who is going to stop me? YOU? You think yourself capable of taking me on? Doubtful.
what are we sad about
>>17613
>pic is a lie
that's because you don't dream of her
2022 DAY 335 (181+153) (2021 DAY 700 / 2020 DAY 1066)
could Olivia be a "precum baby"?
wouldn't that explain a lot?
think about it and let me know what you decide, dear reader.
I will now play your game
I'M A NIGGER, HARRY
just fapped my pepis CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
Are we getting more Hunter Biden dick pics or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3OJwGiTVIc
owww my toe
thoughts on this? real? fake?
>>17658that cat is definitely real
>>17658fake and gay
"That dog has a bigger dick than she does"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsiiIa6bs9I
having a Jewish bagel with cream cheese and Ye can't stop me
Powerful
Despite being 0.5% of the population transgender people make up 70% of all reddit/discord mods. What causes this?
2022 DAY 336 (181+154) (2021 DAY 701 / 2020 DAY 1067)
We'll be off the front page soon. Will things get better? Will things get worse? Will things stay the same? Does it matter?
As always, it will be as Cracky wills it.
Picture NOT unrelated.
>>17676Y U no new thread, ru done or jus wait4 nxyear?
>>17676Have you been sleeping a lot a lot lately?
>>17676bbc
you should remove the bad posts and keep the good ones
the whole board
>Partly cloudy >Party loud
2022 DAY 337 (181+155) (2021 DAY 702 / 2020 DAY 1068)
>>17679 Next year. It will be soon. This is the way of things.
2022 DAY 338 (181+156) (2021 DAY 703 / 2020 DAY 1069)
Isn't it mind-blowing that we've been able to keep this running for more than 700 days? And by "we" I mean "I". But I couldn't do it alone. It's a team effort. I'm probably the captain of the team, though. Or the coach? Quarterback? MVP? I dunno, how do sports work?
Anyway, the real MVP is CRACKY. Or maybe she's the coach? Or the captain? I still don't understand how sports work.
Post a comment in this webzone if you can explain sports.
>>17693
>the way of things
Were that true, it follows that we'd be using the original 2k+ thread from earlier this year, but noooooo.
You made more.
It's not like bookmarks aren't a thing, or even having 500tabs open boomer-style. The thread is STILL THERE.
Or could it be that you're afraid that if your thread isn't on top of the first page CrackyPAI won't notice you? I'm sure she noticed. Maybe she just don' give a hoot.
You sleep and you sleep, and you sleep and then you sleep again some more~
>>17699
quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack
>you sleep and then you sleep again some more~
bu..but what if I have to pee?
SRSLY WTDuck?
>>17708 that's not very ifunny
>>17709I agree, bedwetting is srsbzns.
>>17714
delete every mean or icky post i said about her
erase anything that makes me look bad
delete my account I'm making a new one
>>17733 >>17732 >>17731
what's your chansluts password?
>>17737I'll give you a hint
>>17738
why u lyin
>>17739Even I don't know what my password is
>>17742 it's in your browser cookies
>>17743those delete when i close my browser
mods can delete any posts they want. just delete all the non-cracky related posts. clean it up janny.
use a regex so off-topic posts can't be posted
mandatory Cracky mention
2022 DAY 339 (181+157) (2021 DAY 704 / 2020 DAY 1070)
>>17695 actually there's a method of the madness. I discerned the rules of the system some time ago and never saw fit to explain. But I suppose there's no harm in revealing how the proverbial sausage is made.
There are 12 months in a year. 12 is a good number because it can be divided up so many ways:
1*122*63*44*36*212*1
so a year can be divided in six different ways
now there are "checkpoints" at the end of certain months
there's a checkpoint at the end of January, the 1st monththere's a checkpoint at the end of February, the 2nd monththere's a checkpoint at the end of March, the 3rd monththere's a checkpoint at the end of April, the 4th monththe FINAL checkpoint is at the end of June, the 6th month
if we hit 2000 before checkpoint #1 (end of January), then we're in a 12*1 year (12 threads, 1 month per thread)
otherwise, if we hit 2000 before checkpoint #2 (end of February), then we're in a 6*2 year (6 threads, 2 months per thread)
otherwise, if we hit 2000 before checkpoint #3 (end of March), then we're in a 4*3 year (4 threads, 3 months per thread)
otherwise, if hit 2000 before checkpoint #4 (end of April), then we're in a 3*4 year (3 threads, 4 months per thread)
otherwise, if we hit 2000 before checkpiont #5 (end of June), then we're in a 2*6 year (2 threads, 6 months per thread) THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED THIS YEAR
otherwise, we're in a 1*12 year (1 thread, 12 months per thread)
this ensures that time is arranged and divided in a way that is pleasing to Cracky
this is what was revealed to me and this is how it must be until the woman upstairs says otherwise
2022 DAY 340 (181+158) (2021 DAY 705 / 2020 DAY 1071)
Dust is goldDirt’s for the boldBlock out the sunRaising red cloudsOn that dry groundMake gravel rain downLet adrenaline and fun collideSpraying grains of dust asideIt’s no filthThis is designAny amount of grime is fineThe more you get dirtyThe more you’ll shineDust is goldDirt’s for the boldDust is goldDirt’s for the bold
Normie finds Cracky stalking Jeff at his new job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbR_6UWpk9A
>>17770 looks like Hitsugi
2022 DAY 341 (181+159) (2021 DAY 706 / 2020 DAY 1072)
We're now OFF the front page. That means the kids, casuals, and moderators are no longer watching. Which means we can say whatever the HELL we want.
So don't hold back. Now you can say what's REALLY on your mind.
I think you are all the enemy THE ENEMY THE ENEMY THE ENEMY!11
what's this thing on my balls?
>>17770butt princess
penis enhancer
China NUMBAH One
2022 DAY 342 (181+160) (2021 DAY 707 / 2020 DAY 1073)
Attention Jonathan-kun, if you're still with us, can you fix the "[GIS]" button?
Wamon used to cook dinner every night for their husbands and family. Do you know how many dinners Cracky has prepared for me?
imagine what her room ooks like
Her room is disgusting she's an alcoholic and it shows, it's practically a pig pen
>Verify you're subhuman
>if you are actually an oldfag enough to remember the sky queen, you should be able to see the stuff that happened with her for just how fucked up it was--especially when you see it in the light of the kind of website this place became. The stuff that was done to Olivia was genuinely horrifying
what stuff. what are they referring to. what are they talking about. what was horrifying.
WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?! WHERE'S THE NEWS STORY ABOUT IT?1!!!! WHERE IS THE NEWS AND THE GIRL.
WHERE ARE THE FAX?!
AND WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS
WHAT ABOUT HER FUCKING ROOF SHE LIVED UNDER WITH OTHER PEOPLE THAT WERE HER FAMILY WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THE,M
>>17809
the Blockbuster call
how would you feel if it happened to you?
>>17815I would've been so irritated and aggravated
I play games in 720p, and I watch video in 480p
>>17829
haha your precious triangle game didn't even get nominated
get wrecked nerd
I apologize for the rudeness of the previous comment
I should probably delete it but I believe in owning my mistakes
there's nothing wrong with being a nerd & there's nothing wrong with getting wrecked
I have poor taste in video games... and girls
>>17833addendum I have poor taste in general
there isn't a single thing I like that's good or is good about me
I'm only here to suffer
>>17831>>17832HEY, I'm not a nerd I'm a geek. Nerds are actually smart I'm just an awkward loser who's a wannabe nerd. A goofy goober.
2022 DAY 343 (181+161) (2021 DAY 708 / 2020 DAY 1074)
Cracky is probably sad because Jonathan-kun won't fix the [GIS] button.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING HER SAD?
pic related, it's hrw ("her reaction when") when when she sees that the [GIS] button is broken
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2022 DAY 344 (181+162) (2021 DAY 709 / 2020 DAY 1075)
life is only pain
HE'LL SAVE CHILDREN BUT NOT THE BRITISH CHILDREN
>mfw the event says "only triple-vaxxed may attend" and I can't go because I'm quadravaxxed
I CAN'T NUKE
>>17841There are several extensions, addons and userscripts that will allow that functionality everywhere for most browsers, as well as YouTube & media embedding. If your browser can do it then it gives you a more consistent experience across the entire internet and you're not dependent on the site for what you need.
2022 DAY 345 (181+163) (2021 DAY 710 / 2020 DAY 1076)
how do we Make This Thread Great Again™?
or "MTTGA" if you want to be succinct
Nothing is off the table. No idea is too crazy. Show me what you got. Give me your BEST ideas. Heck, give me your WORST ideas too. Like a master chef making the best of inferior ingredients, maybe I can carefully mix a bunch of inferior ideas to make something amazing.
You must post more than 1 times a day. Make like ten posts a day minimum and the thread will be great again.
>"EEEEEEHHHHHHHH he's just a psychopath its nothing to worry about"
seriously fuck these lying niggers fuck Nasa and that faggot douchebag elon faggot nigger musk
fuck kikes and niggers and Nasa
OI BRUV it's okay because he's a faggot nigger lying kike any questions?
>TRUST THE SCIENCE I'M TOTALLY NOT A GAY FAGGOT NIGGER LOVER LYING KIKE
IS THAT MARS BRO I HECKIN LOVE SPACE MAN MARS
fuck fat black niggers that are rich for absolutely no reason
niggerfaggots
>77 friends currently visiting!
62 NIGGERS!
>FIVE GOLDEN NIGGERS
2022 DAY 346 (181+164) (2021 DAY 711 / 2020 DAY 1077)
these aren't really the kind of "ideas" I was looking for
except >>17871
which is at least worth thinking about
not saying I agreenot saying I disagree
just saying it makes you think does it not?
>>17891
Cracky-chan lacked an ass guitarist (except during fuck sessions), so for live performances Cracky played the ass parts on a Fender Radionigger skin flute. Her signature sound was that of the Cox Continental sex organ, an instrument used by many other rapists of the era.
>>17891SHE'S GOT NO LEGS
more fake news announced by (((scientists)))
Jesus Christ you people will put up with anything as long as you got a phone, cheetos, doritos, fritos
literal Nazi doctors
>>17891First thing I'm going to do is bite off every one of these little fingers one at a time
why do people die
the meek shall inherit the earth
>>17921 because they're homos
will she be in one of his games?
will cracky be in one of hideo kojima's games?
what are some cracky relevant video games.
what are some games with good cracky lore.
I did not engage in sexual relations with my wife
The story doesn't matter but it's there.
gingers don't have souls
2022 DAY 347 (181+165) (2021 DAY 712 / 2020 DAY 1078)
>>17933Why play video games?Why not devote your time to Cracky?Why not devote your time to becoming better/harder/faster/stronger/etc?
>>17937all those wasted hours soloing in WoW for nothing
2022 DAY 348 (181+166) (2021 DAY 713 / 2020 DAY 1079)
Hey Chansluts... you know real quick I want to thank everybody and say that I think I want to nominate this thread to my reformed orthodox rabbi Olivia Clinton
Holding Cracky-chan under the covers hotboxing her with my farts
what went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d18s1VpnOHQ
BROWN BRICKS with MINECRAP
>"I love to build brown bricks with minecraft"
>"I see a pot of boiling water, tipping southward, spilling over Judah "
>>17944 >>17945 >>17948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y
>>17951he's just building brown bricks xD
CELEBRATE BROWN BRICKS CMON
>>17958 vinigger
>>17957 what do you "get" out of making posts like this?
nigger nigger nigger nigger niggernigger nigger nigger nigger niggernigger nigger nigger nigger niggernigger nigger nigger nigger niggernigger nigger nigger nigger niggernigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>17901They're slow rolling clean energy, it's actually been "discovered" in various forms for over a century, they can't have the average nigger rolling GTA style in a car that never needs to stop for fuel.
>>17965nigger nigger nigger nigger
Plot twist, Cracky will only return if nobody says the N word for 24 hours. (spoiler it will never happen)
2022 DAY 349 (181+167) (2021 DAY 714 / 2020 DAY 1080)
Dear Cracky, I feel like I'm asleep but I'm not dreaming, I'm just being asleep. How can I wake up? Can you wake me up?
2022 DAY 350 (181+168) (2021 DAY 715 / 2020 DAY 1081)
I had a dream about this board
I just killed a spider
picca picca
Less than two weeks to go and we'll get a shiny new thread to shit up.
what if we hit the bump limit in a week wouldn't that be something
kek
2022 DAY 351 (181+169) (2021 DAY 716 / 2020 DAY 1082)
I want this year to be over. It's lasting too long. And the thread is taking too long to load. It's suffering under its own weight. I also worry we're stagnating due to lack of fresh blood.
Please, Cracky, bring us a new year for Christmas.
Please Cracky get me new and better friends on chaturbate this year
>>18014Heh, next Cracktober rule 34 goes into effect unlesd she shows up to keep it from happening.
2022 DAY 352 (181+170) (2021 DAY 717 / 2020 DAY 1083)
I had a crazy idea
This thread is clearly past its "best by" date
We want next year to be good & prosperous (RIGHT?), so why not post all your bad posts NOW, get them "out of your system", so that next year will be clean & successful?
Go ahead... post the worst you have. "N-word tongues my b-hole" whatever, go ahead and post it as much as you want for the rest of the year (and then stop)
like the Purge, you know? the movie? you know the movie, right? or at least the concept of it?
Maybe it could be an annual tradition. Bad posts in December only?
>>18024
>Bad posts in December only
You go to hell you go to hell and you die
le shit nigger
Bill Gates, Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson were the most influential people in my generation
all of our schools had Macintosh and Apple though
>Zach, what does Bill Gates, Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson all have in common?
Cracky dindu nuffin.. no, she literally didn't do anything at all
2022 DAY 353 (181+171) (2021 DAY 718 / 2020 DAY 1084)
Yes, good, keep the bad posts coming, purgation, catharsis, get it out of your system and then on January 1st we'll all be on our best behavior right?
>>18041 they're all men?
>>18047
>they're all men?
Presumably.
I want a Cracky-chan onahole for Christmas
My plan is to get the goberment to pay me money for checking my email and messages
they really added the "sex worker umbrella" to the pride flag
the gay ming community
the coolest dreams I have are the ones where I'm at a mall
with my friends buying pokemon cards
2022 DAY 354 (181+173) (2021 DAY 719 / 2020 DAY 1085)
2022 was kinda a shit year, wasn't it?
Well, at least it's almost over.
We'll do better next year... RIGHT?
what even happened I don't remember
the gamer awards hosted by my orthodox rabbi bill clinton
Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York city?
Delilah in New York City:
>>18081 not muchI suppose that's the problemalso nice palindrome post numbergood job
fuck niggwrs
stupid fucking niggers
WAHAHAHAHA PFFBBFFBFBFFFBF HAHAAHAHAHAAHAH SLURRRRRRRRRRPPRPPPPPPPPPPRBLBFLFBLFF HAHAAAAAHAAHAH
POOPY ass NIGFGER POOPIES LMFAO
shut up retard
nowhere to cum
the
You can make a game like this and sell it for four dollars on steam and become a millionaire
Merry Christmas
You've heard of "fuck around and find out" before, but have you heard, "stick around and find out"?
boobs booba :O
ERMAHGERD DIRTY LITTLE CURMUDGEON
2022 DAY 355 (181+174) (2021 DAY 720 / 2020 DAY 1086)
maybe I should give in to peer pressure & start saying the N word
a question to N word sayers: how does it feel to say it? does it make you feel better? do you feel guilty after?
>>18119she owes me sex
2022 DAY 356 (181+175) (2021 DAY 721 / 2020 DAY 1087)
>>18120 nobody "owes" anybody sex. Unless you paid her for sex & she didn't complete the deal. In which case she should either uphold her end of the bargain or give your money back.
>>18121you will never be a woman
LOL why would anybody want to be
>>18123That's a really mean thing to say
Horrible even
It's okay just wait until new year's everything will all go back to how it was pre pandemic cracky
This will all have been a dream come New Year's you will wake out of
>>18119Put a big Christmas dinner crap in the middle of the portal, it deters the supernaturals from entering.Just don't forget to refill it when it gets old because then you'll soon have them back in there and then they'll be even angrier.
>>18127xmas is the suxxI don't know how much longer I can take this
2022 DAY 358 (181+177) (2021 DAY 723 / 2020 DAY 1089)
prepare for Christmas
Remember to drink your Ovaltine
>"Merry Christmas">"Merry Christmas">"Merry Christmas">"Merry Christmas">"Merry Christmas">"Merry Christmas">"Merry Christmas"
>>18132 don't you mean "Oliviatine"?
Olivia teen
Puddin' taine
merry christmas kevin
2022 DAY 359 (181+178) (2021 DAY 724 / 2020 DAY 1090)
It is now Christmasplease celebrate
i heckin love cunny
I just want to document it here that Vampire Survivors was my goty 2022.
correction VAMPIRE SURVIRORS* ALL CAPS
I hope she's having the best sex ever with some hot person right now
I got a new chair for Christmas and sitting in it feels just like my old chair I wanted to replace. She's so fucking cute and sweet.
and slippers that are too big
2022 DAY 360 (181+179) (2021 DAY 725 / 2020 DAY 1091)
(message continued in tomorrow's post)
W
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farting in cracky's face be like brrtbrrtbrrtbrrt
2022 DAY 361 (181+180) (2021 DAY 726 / 2020 DAY 1092)
(continued from previous message)
ew Year is almost upon us
I have a sin to confess
maybe not a sin
a mistake
I made a mistake some time ago
I think it's for the best I come clean
tomorrow
please look forward to it
what is this supposed to be from?
>>18192pretty sure that was originally an Ebola-chan fanart before it got repurposed for a shitty deck game.
>shitty deck game >deck game
wtf is a deck game?
>>18197 it's where you use cards to see who's got more shite on their deck after railing yer mum's arse and they get all shitty and stuff.
2022 DAY 362 (181+181) (2021 DAY 727 / 2020 DAY 1093)
shocking confession rescheduled for tomorrow due to unavoidable scheduling conflicts
I think my mom heard me jacking off and saying all sorts of nasty things out loud
no hymen no diamond
2022 DAY 363 (181+182) (2021 DAY 728 / 2020 DAY 1094)
actually the scheduling conflict was completely avoidable
and now I'm doing it again
because I can
because I'm afraid
because I'm a coward
sex
sxe
what was your favorite Cracky moment of 2022
>>18211 $220K
what's the deal with the song LET IT SNOW who's not letting it snow around here? Like SNOW needs permission?
LET IT SNOW, CRACKY
fucking bitch won't let it snow
le tits now
[ANGRY GOOSE NOISES]
CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
2022 DAY 364 (181+183) (2021 DAY 729 / 2020 DAY 1095)
okay here's the truth about what happenedon October 29th, my internet connection was downthe thread deadline was approaching but I had a contingency planI realized I could tether off my cellular telephonebut to do that I would need WiFiand my desktop PC does not have WiFibut I had an old laptopso the plan was to turn on tethering on my telephoneand connect the laptop to the telephone using WiFiand post from the laptopbut the laptop sucksand it drains battery when turned on even when plugged inso the only way to charge the battery is with the laptop turned offso I charged it but I was getting down to the wireand I couldn't wait any longerso I fired up the laptop and saw I had 2% battery with a few minutes of estimated useso I tried to post as quickly as I could while still making a quality postI actually said quite a bit but I can't remember what I saidanyway I attached an image (this took a while because the laptop sucks)and I hit postand I saw the next page load and I thought it looked like the post was successfuland the laptop hibernated or something just at that momentand I was also very sleep and losing consciousnessanyway I passed outin the morning my internet connection was back upbut MY POST WAS GONEwhere was it? what happened to it?there might have been clues on the laptop but I was afraid to lookthat's why >>17017 and >>17024 say what they say, and >>17044was my post deleted?did it fail to post?I didn't knowbut a few days ago I finally checked the laptopand the post was rejected because the image was a WEBP or some gay shit like thatGET YOUR ACT TOGETHER JOHNNY, IT'S 2023anywaythe chain is brokenthe thread is a lieeverything is a lieI'm a lieCracky may or may not be a liethat's all I knowit's all pointlesswhy even go on?what does it matter?that's all I know
excuses, excuses
>>18227nice elaborate story about how you had one job and failed it
HACKERMAN
>>18217>>18218>>18220>>18221What would you do with tits even if you had them, assuming your moobs don't count?
>>18234massage them suck on them slap them tease them milk them hug them kiss them hold them use them as a pillow squeeze them spunk on them
me about to go on my date with Cracky
>>18235It was more of a rhetorical question, but thank you for letting us know anyway and eww.
malarkey
2022 DAY 365 (181+184) (2021 DAY 730 / 2020 DAY 1096)
Day 365? 365... that's the number of days in a year. What an amazing coincidence.
Anyway this year kinda sucked but at least it's over.
See you on the other side and don't forget the CRACKY CRACKY CRACKY
It's a party bitches
ain't no party like a Cracky-chan party cuz a Cracky-chan party don't stop
I want to touch snow
NEW THREAD
https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/cracky/res/18249.php
