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No.999 : Anonymous [11/07/30(Sat)20:30] [Report] 1312075847004.png (601966 B, 800x600) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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moar

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No.4562 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 20:55] [Report] []

>>4557 that's mean and you should apologize

No.4563 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 21:28] [Report] []
No.4795 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:25] [Report] 1606256704962.jpg (116809 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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/loli-chan/ - 1424 posts
/cracky/ - 4794 posts

4794/1424 = 3.37 (rounded)

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

No.4797 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 17:29] [Report] []

Need recent pics of Cracky's tits in order to do a proper comparison. Witch pics aren't really fair because she was babby at the time.


No.1137 : anon [2015-10-17 01:04] [Report] 1445058294010.png (370778 B, 800x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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please help me with the page

No.4753 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-24 00:39] [Report] []

somebody help her


No.1061 : Anonymous Stalker [12/07/08(Sun)16:59] [Report] 1341781173364.jpg (501930 B, 1008x954) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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did not turn out as well as i'd hoped

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No.1063 : Anonymous Stalker [12/07/11(Wed)15:13] [Report] []

So, this is just a textless shop of the same pic? Where is the original? ٩(ಥ_ಥ)۶

No.4732 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 12:47] [Report] []

When you say her mom will make you take coffee enemas you mean they just drink tea and you will probably end up drinking tea also and we will be drinking tea and pooping

No.4733 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 17:57] [Report] []

intentionally replying to the wrong thread is basically gaslighting

I FEEL GASLIT

No.4734 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 19:29] [Report] []

Oh shit, oh god I think I just got the rona


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No.4311 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 18:54] [Report] []

it's not a "crush"

it's religion

No.4312 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 19:24] [Report] []

>>4308 why wasn't this e-mailed to me?

No.4708 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 20:02] [Report] []

happy birthday Cracky-chan!

No.4731 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 12:17] [Report] []

>>4708 it's not her birthday anymore


No.1919 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-03-31 23:35] [Report] 1585712136695.jpg (270601 B, 975x1199) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Fap to this.

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No.4645 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 22:00] [Report] 1605754819658.png (4920 B, 400x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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fap to this!

No.4723 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-21 18:12] [Report] 1606000368205.png (2547541 B, 2338x1700) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4636 fixed

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No.4729 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 10:36] [Report] []

beagle puss


No.4359 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-30 12:45] [Report] 1604076326513.jpg (4230079 B, 3872x2592) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Last night I dreamt Cracky was held prisoner at the Rothschild manor and the .71 gang was mounting an attack to free her.

No.4360 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-30 12:51] [Report] []

there's a #cracky-dreaming channel on the Discord; you should write it up and post it there

others have had similar dreams in the past

it's eerie how we dream similar things sometimes

No.4362 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-30 13:14] [Report] []

>>4360
Maybe we share an inexorable bond with Cracky that she imprinted on us in some past life, and we're permanently linked together across the years.
Maybe that's also why she found her way to 4chan, because she instinctively knew that was where she could find us.

No.4718 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-21 13:33] [Report] []

Had another Cracky dream...

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No.4400 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-02 11:52] [Report] 1604335928051.jpg (59275 B, 500x400) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Does Chansluts have a future or is it stuck in the past?

No WEBP image support.

No IPV6 support.

Is this a metaphor for how we all stubbornly refuse to move on from Cracky?

We cling to obsolete protocols, obsolete image formats, and most of all, an obsolete girl.

NOTICE: Cracky-chan is deprecated and may be deleted in a future reality update. No further features will be added to her nor will any of her many remaining bugs ever be fixed. Please update your workflows to ensure that you are not dependent on Cracky-chan or you may find yourself unable to function after she is removed from the universe.

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No.4659 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 17:00] [Report] []

anybody found a the link to her onlyfans yet?

No.4660 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 17:17] [Report] []

>>4659 she took it down... I pretended to be Schwill and sent her a message saying "I LIVED BITCH". She went back into hiding and hasn't been seen or heard from since then.

No.4661 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-19 19:13] [Report] []

>>4660

>LIVED
>LIVE
>LIV
No.4696 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 16:48] [Report] []

>>4400
U Jelly? lmao


No.1126 : Anonymous Stalker [2015-04-14 11:50] [Report] 1429026622957.jpg (520031 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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she really likes green

No.2348 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 22:49] [Report] []

What is she hinting at??

No.2368 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-01 16:35] [Report] []

She's looking to the exits lol

No.2375 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-02 14:05] [Report] 1593713123009.png (1317741 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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green is not a creative color

No.4627 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 16:14] [Report] []

She never had purple hair. Does she hate purple?


No.4396 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-02 02:51] [Report] 1604303470688.png (800875 B, 515x675) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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"you can fuck my sister"

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No.4446 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 10:36] [Report] 1604590568942.jpg (13654 B, 500x333) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4445 remember the bin bag

Cracky has canonically been garbage since 2005

No.4447 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 10:59] [Report] 1604591995321.png (95631 B, 228x443) [YIS] [GIS] []
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kek

No.4573 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 06:07] [Report] []

I wouldn't let him fuck me but I might let him kiss me.

No.4592 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 16:39] [Report] []

Looking for a glowie who can larp as Cracky for me


No.4428 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 03:13] [Report] 1604477625451.jpg (45978 B, 654x684) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Help. CRACKY wont stop nagging me😸🙈. I don't want to talk to her anymore.
Should I call the Interpol?

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No.4449 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 13:17] [Report] []

YOU FAIL IT (it is posting in the correct thread)

No.4450 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 14:16] [Report] []

You're in big trouble if they find out you hugged Cracky

No.4460 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-06 01:35] [Report] []

>>4448
foot powder

No.4564 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 21:47] [Report] 1605581243253.jpg (49892 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.


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No.1017 : Anonymous [11/08/29(Mon)15:39] [Report] []

i may as well highjack this thread: http://fuxx.us/cracky
i just sorted it last night/this morning.

No.1018 : Daisuke ##1j4CyI9b [11/09/05(Mon)00:34] [Report] []

>>1017

I didn't realize this place was still alive.
And I love how I manage to come back after heartbreak.

No.4560 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 20:54] [Report] []

>>1017 link is dead


No.1673 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-23 05:53] [Report] 1577098392317.jpg (234764 B, 425x455) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Give me cracky

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No.4536 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-15 19:39] [Report] []

>>1675
what i don't remember this post

No.4537 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-15 19:45] [Report] []

>>4536 I remember posting it.

No.4549 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 10:33] [Report] []

>>1675
I get it now. The true meaning of Christmas. It isn't about toys or Gifts and candy-canes although that is a part of it all.
Deep down what Christmas is really about is Cracky and her warmth.
Cracky is Christmas and Christmas is Cracky

No.4555 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 19:57] [Report] []

>>4549 no actually it is about candy canes

if you sharpen a candy cane into a shiv and stab yourself in the heart, Cracky will appear to comfort you as you die


No.3828 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 10:30] [Report] 1602340229584.jpg (129983 B, 843x1124) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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can we sexualize jeff?

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No.4505 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-13 15:20] [Report] []

>>4503 not him

>>4504 him (left) / not him (right)

No.4516 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-14 09:08] [Report] 1605362882855.jpg (69646 B, 720x960) [YIS] [GIS] []
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rebecca

No.4534 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-15 18:09] [Report] []

>>4516 no more Rebeccas are allowed

we're at maximum Rebecca capacity

No.4698 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 17:15] [Report] []

securable jiffy


No.1045 : Anonymous Stalker [12/06/17(Sun)13:21] [Report] 1339953687719.png (363398 B, 518x641) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky turns 23 this year.

She may enjoy life to her fullest.
She may be an employed professional.
She may be someones wife.
She may be a loving mother.

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No.4493 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 07:25] [Report] []

i just want to bang here haha

No.4499 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 19:34] [Report] []

>>4492

>there was a party on Discord

Oh, i wouldn't know anything about that,.
This thread is 8 years old though.

No.4500 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 20:15] [Report] []

So you're saying the thread may be starting puberty in a few years?

No.4514 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-14 01:08] [Report] []

idk.
Normally, threads don't live as long as humans, so i'd guess they go into puberty earlier, right?
I reckon this thread's probably reached old age by the same logic.
May-be this is a different species from the threads i'm used to though,
and everything i said is invalid."\/(._.)\/"


No.4506 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-13 16:20] [Report] 1605302429392.jpg (31388 B, 639x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Ophelia was fine too

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No.4509 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-13 16:23] [Report] 1605302601586.jpg (39245 B, 701x970) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.4510 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-13 18:08] [Report] 1605308908923.jpg (55796 B, 640x1136) [YIS] [GIS] []
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excellent, a new off-topic thread for me to sage

No.4511 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-13 19:32] [Report] []

She's friends with Kat so go post on her board; it's dead and lonely over there.

https://www.slutchan.com/camwhores/loli-chan/

No.5098 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-12-16 13:12] [Report] []

attention gangstalkers

next week's meeting is cancelled because of Christmas

see you all in January! Great work this year!


No.4276 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-25 12:30] [Report] 1603643426286.jpg (44848 B, 480x571) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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A homework assignment for you:

Miriam had four children that survived to adulthood. In birth order: Mary (1945), Charles (1948), Charlotte (1948), and Johanna (1951).

You can see 3 of them (left to right: Charlotte, Charles, and Johanna) with Miriam in this photo.

Multiple sources refer to TWO of the children being adopted, but don't say which.

Other sources refer to only ONE of the children being adopted: Johanna.

Your mission is to find conclusive evidence that Charles WAS or WAS NOT adopted. If you find evidence that Charles was adopted, bonus points will be awarded for any information about Charles's birth parents or the circumstances surrounding the adoption.

Since it appears that at most 2 children were adopted, and Johanna appears to be one of them, proving that either Mary or Charlotte was adopted would be equivalent to proving that Charles was not adopted.

No.4289 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-26 20:05] [Report] []

I get what you're going for but wouldn't it be easier to get a strand of Olivia or Alex's hair and send it to a lab to be checked for reptile DNA?

If it tests as 100% human, then it confirms that Charles was adopted.

No.4388 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-31 20:30] [Report] []

This is a fake post by Russian Troll Farms! Their goal is to use false information to undermine the U.S. election and Americans sense of trust. They post video that is obscure and misleading. The posts have thousands of views upon initial loading because they hack the page and Russian bots create the fake views. Hundreds of comments in favor of one candidate (Trump) with fake likes are loaded in by one individual with the help of bots. There are few comments after an initial post.

No.4490 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 03:55] [Report] []

>>4388
I was dreaming this morning that i was back in school still, and my friends were coming over, but i couldn't see them because there were all these curtains in the way.
After a while i realized i was staring at the heap of clothes on the other side of my room, which your post reminded me of, and no one was coming.


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No.4250 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-23 20:22] [Report] []

Post the original or you're a cop

No.4257 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-24 00:36] [Report] []

>>4250 so if I'm a cop I'm not allowed to post it????

No.4259 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-24 03:17] [Report] []

he's a cop

No.4471 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-09 16:12] [Report] []

speaking of cops I wonder if whatBandages was successful at becoming a cop

he certainly had the personality and temperament for it


No.4437 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 17:19] [Report] 1604528395750.jpg (1078813 B, 3040x4737) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is Cracky too old to become an onlyfans whore?

No.4438 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 18:09] [Report] []

There's no age limit; the only requirement is zero self esteem so she definitely qualifies!

No.4439 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 18:36] [Report] []

that's for poor people

No.4440 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 19:03] [Report] []

It appears that Kathy went all the way to full porn now. Time for Cracky to advance, too?

No.4441 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 19:07] [Report] []

Kathleen is significantly more mentally ill than Olivia ever was, though. Olivia on her worst day is saner than Kat on her best day. So Olivia would probably not do porn, unless she's degenerated drastically in the years since we last heard from her.


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