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No.12763 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-05-12 20:04] [Report] 1652400267758.png (483203 B, 500x667) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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No.15659 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-05 09:56] [Report] []

>>15248 >>15247

she cute and sweet


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We need to consider the very real possibility that Cracky is hiding below the surface of the ocean

There are many clues pointing to this:

  1. Her friend "Marina"
  2. Her cousin "Gone Under Sea"
  3. It's the last place anyone would expect the SKY QUEEN to be

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No.6072 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 10:34] [Report] 1613835291816.jpg (16482 B, 369x270) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is what the refrance

No.6074 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-20 10:50] [Report] []

>>6072
yes haha and woow it's actually the year 2021 now too

No.8587 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-08-10 12:04] [Report] []

>>6074 oh shit I didn't even realize

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Girls smell more than boys when they fart because of the hormones and increase of sulphur. CRACKY CHAN smells 7.88X the amount of a normal girl when she farts. Think of that the next time you praise her you fucking loser looolll.

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>>15596 what is the string thing hanging down?

No.15598 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-02 23:22] [Report] []

>>15597

>what is the string thing hanging down?

green tea

No.15599 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-03 02:40] [Report] []

sex with lenfried


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True beauty is transcendent.

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No.5483 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-01 19:02] [Report] []

happy Black History Month

No.5484 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-01 19:38] [Report] []

Happy Blacky month

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Happy Double Nigger Fortnight

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No.4708 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-20 20:02] [Report] []

happy birthday Cracky-chan!

No.4731 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-22 12:17] [Report] []

>>4708 it's not her birthday anymore

No.8593 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-08-10 12:17] [Report] []

>>4731 it will be again soon

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BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

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No.6169 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:41] [Report] []

>>6168
yo listen up here's a story

No.6171 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 07:46] [Report] []

>>6168
me on left. i seem cool.

No.6175 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-23 09:24] [Report] []

How much did he pay for that?

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Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.

While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.

What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?

You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.

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>mfw that's literally Camel's bookshelf and nobody else recognized it
No.8588 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-08-10 12:07] [Report] []

nobody gives a fuck about Camel's bookshelf

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who has the Cracky apartment tour video?

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No.10234 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-13 09:07] [Report] []

Snatcher?

No.10235 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-13 10:08] [Report] []

>>10234
this is what the refrance

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No.15554 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-01 11:09] [Report] []

POST THE DAMN VIDEO


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everyone is always talking about how cute cracky used to be, but nobody ever expressed much interest at all in her family's enormous wealth.
am i the only one who fapped to fantasies of marrying cracky and inheriting part of the rothschild fortune?

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>>15546
biblically accurate angels

No.15550 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-01 10:40] [Report] []

>>15547 angel of the bismo


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One of my hobbies is picking up old laptops that people threw out in the street or the recycling center. I bring them back home, take out their hard drives, hook them up to my computer with a SATA to usb adaptor, and carefully examine everything their owners had laying on them (using utilities like testdisk to recover their deleted files also goes a long way).
It's a deep dive into their private lives, the music they liked, the pictures they took, their friends and family and so on.
Most of the time, I just find unremarkable work files, their torrented shows, music libraries, shitty porn collection etc... But sometimes I strike gold and find a very interesting person whom I can tell had a complex inner world that they smeared all over their Windows Vista session.
Right now I'm looking at this (ex-)teenage girl's Barcelona senior trip photos from the early 2000's. It's really weird seeing those people looking so happy and innocent, having the time of their lives in their relaxed jeans with their usb form-factor mp3 players, knowing they're in their thirties now. They've probably settled down into a normal life, found a daily routine, but the exuberance died down, the magic is gone.
Which makes me think about how horrible it is that innocence and happiness (so fucking cute and sweet) can disappear forever like that and will never return.
Everything beautiful in the world should be preserved intact in a 15 years old and cute state forever.
Post your thoughts and opinions (etc...) regarding this topic ITT.

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No.5727 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 04:58] [Report] []

yes I too

No.5750 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 13:05] [Report] []

>>5727
More info?

No.5752 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-02-11 13:35] [Report] []

>>5750 no

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A new proposal:

"Cracky-chan is so fucking soft and sweet."
(Credit goes to an anonymous worldoftext user for coining the "soft and sweet" phrase)

Please discuss and post any opinion or remarks you may have concerning this subject matter.

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No.9090 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-09-21 20:15] [Report] 1632269755954.jpg (119900 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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EXCUSE ME
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
EXPLAIN YOURSELF OP
ARE YOU TOBY FOX?

No.9091 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-09-21 21:32] [Report] []

YOUR NAME IS TOBY

No.9093 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-09-22 05:00] [Report] []

>>9090
no
shut up
fuck off
get out of my thread

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She moans softly. You can't help but feel happy for just a moment. Cracky-chan is so fucking cute and sweet.

>hug Cracky tightly

You embrace Cracky-chan and hold on to her. You don't want to let go. This is the most wonderful feeling ever.

>squeeze Cracky harder

You squeeze Olivia even more tightly. You feel like you're going to explode form happiness. You feel like this is the happiest day of your life.

>hug Cracky as hard as you can.

You hug Livvie as hard as you can, You're so happy you can barely breathe. You can't stop smiling. You feel like you're going to pass out from happiness.

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No.2204 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-10 21:54] [Report] []

>>2203 >>2201

PROVE IT

No.2207 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 03:32] [Report] []

>>2203 hey you've been reading "that"

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Who's playing Animal Cracking?

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No.9455 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-17 21:43] [Report] []

Doppleganger deathmatch in 3...2...potato.

No.9457 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-18 10:08] [Report] []

/r/PotatoesAreFunny/

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>Cracky's ******** when she sees this board

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No.12728 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-05-11 18:35] [Report] []

I wonder if she's showed her therapist this board

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No.15498 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-30 20:56] [Report] []

>>15245
OPRAH

No.15527 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-31 14:25] [Report] []

>>15498 ???


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kid named catharsis

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No.15503 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-30 21:33] [Report] []

>>15502 no his name is Gus

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me when Kirtaner declares "The hopeful end of the Cracky-chan phenominon" (sic)

No.15525 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-31 07:46] [Report] []

has Cracky watched Breaking Bad?
has Cracky watched Better Call Saul?
which did she like better?

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Olivuh, put your cooch away Olivuh, I'm not havin catharsis with you right now.


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crackyhouse makes me feel sick and dirty
.71 is dumb
this is the only cracky board i like

how do i not be obsessed with cracky

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>>9435
That's a hell of a necro-bump, did ya' bring your Luigi-board, cause if not you're in for a bit of a wait.

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happy birthday, sweet sky queen

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No.8810 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-08-28 20:49] [Report] []

>>1152
this is the sexiest image on the planet

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Is there still a cracky community that isn't 24/7 shitposting

No.15505 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-30 21:48] [Report] []

you'd be welcome on Superfluous Cracky Textboard

http://[2a04:dd00:16:7:195:242:99:71]/board/

No.15515 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-31 04:54] [Report] []

>>15504 yes, it's on Discord


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