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"Well, we were a little more interested in the parts Olivia was singing."
"Olivia as in me, or Olivia as in her?"
"Your name's Olivia too?"
"No, that's why I'm so FUCKING confused."
>>9496right or left?
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
32nd birthday info, preparation, and celebration thread
Birthday info site: https://birthday.crackychan.org/
Reuploads of Jeff's birthday music videos:2009 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry2kPCJpL9U2010 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYRLkDC8tw
current UK time: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london
The birthday is OCTOBER 12th. If alive, she will be THIRTY-TWO (32) years old.
It will be October 12th in the UK when this post is 24 hours old.
Note that this board uses US Eastern time for timestamps, which is 5 hours behind UK time
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I'm so sorry please come back
>>9383
No, I'm sorry for being late for her birthday. That's why I deleted it. i thought my post looked insulting.
>>9526 it's okay to make mistakes it's what you do after that matters
Wait. If its true what science says that the Earth is Cracky shaped. Does this mean that if I strangle Cracky to death while I'm fucking her, the people in that part will become homeless or die?
what
this post does not make sense
based Dolan
How can Cracky even compete
Somebody make a new Temple please.
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you're the horrible one, clearly. you won't even do it yourself. fake.
you carry the temple inside yourself forever
you cannot rid yourself of it even if you die
Despite what many might think, Cracky-chan is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Cracky-chan has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Cracky-chan is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.
Social & Cultural Factors
Cracky-chan has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Cracky-chan. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Cracky-chan may be considered an outcast.
Economic Factors
It is not common practice to associate economics with Cracky-chan. Generally, Cracky-chan would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Cracky-chan is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Cracky-chan plays an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.
>>1217>>1218>>1219>>1220samefag
"crackyfags" is problematic
please say "crackyfolx" instead to be more inclusive
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>>7034why do girls do this?
>>7035
Why do girls do what? Wink? Say words? Be weebs? Shoot magic 42% beams?
Cracky has no ass.She is overrated.She has a man's ass.
she has a boy's ass
Olivia definitely checks this board from time to time, or the worldoftext at the very least.You know you would too in her place.
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>>2739 proof she isn't here
>>15369 Goosebumps
We need to consider the very real possibility that Cracky is hiding below the surface of the ocean
There are many clues pointing to this:
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this is what the refrance
>>6072yes haha and woow it's actually the year 2021 now too
>>6074 oh shit I didn't even realize
Girls smell more than boys when they fart because of the hormones and increase of sulphur. CRACKY CHAN smells 7.88X the amount of a normal girl when she farts. Think of that the next time you praise her you fucking loser looolll.
>>15596 what is the string thing hanging down?
>>15597
>what is the string thing hanging down?
green tea
sex with lenfried
True beauty is transcendent.
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happy Black History Month
Happy Blacky month
Happy Double Nigger Fortnight
31
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happy birthday Cracky-chan!
>>4708 it's not her birthday anymore
>>4731 it will be again soon
BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO
On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.
Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london
Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0
Birthday music:
2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ
2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc
WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa
>>6168yo listen up here's a story
>>6168me on left. i seem cool.
How much did he pay for that?
Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.
While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.
What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?
You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.
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>>5891
>mfw that's literally Camel's bookshelf and nobody else recognized it
nobody gives a fuck about Camel's bookshelf
who has the Cracky apartment tour video?
Snatcher?
>>10234this is what the refrance
POST THE DAMN VIDEO
everyone is always talking about how cute cracky used to be, but nobody ever expressed much interest at all in her family's enormous wealth.am i the only one who fapped to fantasies of marrying cracky and inheriting part of the rothschild fortune?
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>>15546biblically accurate angels
>>15547 angel of the bismo
One of my hobbies is picking up old laptops that people threw out in the street or the recycling center. I bring them back home, take out their hard drives, hook them up to my computer with a SATA to usb adaptor, and carefully examine everything their owners had laying on them (using utilities like testdisk to recover their deleted files also goes a long way).It's a deep dive into their private lives, the music they liked, the pictures they took, their friends and family and so on.Most of the time, I just find unremarkable work files, their torrented shows, music libraries, shitty porn collection etc... But sometimes I strike gold and find a very interesting person whom I can tell had a complex inner world that they smeared all over their Windows Vista session.Right now I'm looking at this (ex-)teenage girl's Barcelona senior trip photos from the early 2000's. It's really weird seeing those people looking so happy and innocent, having the time of their lives in their relaxed jeans with their usb form-factor mp3 players, knowing they're in their thirties now. They've probably settled down into a normal life, found a daily routine, but the exuberance died down, the magic is gone.Which makes me think about how horrible it is that innocence and happiness (so fucking cute and sweet) can disappear forever like that and will never return.Everything beautiful in the world should be preserved intact in a 15 years old and cute state forever.Post your thoughts and opinions (etc...) regarding this topic ITT.
yes I too
>>5727More info?
>>5750 no
A new proposal:
"Cracky-chan is so fucking soft and sweet."(Credit goes to an anonymous worldoftext user for coining the "soft and sweet" phrase)
Please discuss and post any opinion or remarks you may have concerning this subject matter.
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EXCUSE MEWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGEXPLAIN YOURSELF OPARE YOU TOBY FOX?
YOUR NAME IS TOBY
>>9090noshut upfuck offget out of my thread
