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No.2043 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-18 00:22] [Report] 1589775724682.png (13118 B, 1000x1000) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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"devoiden"

This thread is a fishing expedition. This thread is a shot in the dark. This thread is an attempt to make an insane world make sense. This thread is an experiment. This thread is probably a bad idea.

What is "devoiden" in the context of the crackyverse?

What does it mean to the person reading this message?

Does it mean nothing?

Is it a person? Is it a concept? Is it an organization? Is it a password? A magic word?

If you post the word "devoiden" on chansluts, will anything happen? This is an experiment to find out.

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No.2057 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-20 22:35] [Report] []

maybe the word lost its power years ago

No.2293 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-22 02:24] [Report] []

UPDATE:

I have confirmed some of my suspicions about the role "devoiden" played in the grand scheme of things but I won't post such things here. Some light has been shed but mysteries remain.

I am also looking for a man with one arm. I have reason to believe that the one-armed man has information regarding "devoiden". I don't believe that the one-armed man IS "devoiden", although I can't rule out the possibility.

Please report any sightings of one-armed men. Please report zero-armed men as well, as something could in theory have happened to the other arm in the intervening years.

No.2294 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-22 03:34] [Report] 1592811264763.gif (6965244 B, 300x200) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Actually.... I think the one-armed man and "devoiden" are the same person after all.

No.2295 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-22 04:02] [Report] []

Mystery has been solved, more or less. Please disregard.


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No.2286 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-20 17:14] [Report] []

>>2285 ugg I hate old dead memes

anyway, Cracky is catharsis, she's so fucking cute and sweet etc

No.2287 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-20 17:38] [Report] []

>>2286
this is awesome I can respect that

No.2288 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-20 17:41] [Report] []

You were always fat.

No.2290 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-21 01:34] [Report] []

She's so fucking cute and sweet and sweet and cute


No.2252 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-16 21:55] [Report] 1592358930001.png (36960 B, 128x128) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Dear pic related,

You blocked me? YOU blocked ME? Is this opposite day? Is this crazy town? I'm the nice one; if anything, it should have been me blocking you. I'm actually offended by your appalling lack of etiquette!

I was legitimately trying to have a good-faith conversation with you despite you being a super creepy weirdo.

Even though we're clearly not going to be friends, I at least wanted to try to understand you on some level. Find common ground, you know? I was never going to provide what you were asking for (and seriously, what the fuck, how dare you), but we could have at least talked if you could have just pretended to be a normal human for a few minutes.

I suppose everything that was said about you was correct.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

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No.2241 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 20:23] [Report] []

your ass is crack and im gonna smoke it


No.688 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/06(Sun)04:12] [Report] 1260101532296.jpg (267488 B, 1167x877) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky was an anorexic bitch

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No.695 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/11(Fri)12:18] [Report] []

She actually has quite a bit of females curves by now. She just never took picture of her standing upright, especially none you ever saw.

No.698 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/11(Fri)20:13] [Report] []

>>693

If I had any I would. I only have one Cracky picture anyway so I can't even post uncommon or less often seen pics ;_;

No.705 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/18(Fri)04:18] [Report] []

>>695 Ummm i just wanted to take this timeout of my busy day to say umm its been like a week and it seems noblody cares about crackys curves. or inother words post some fickin cracky!!!! maybe some lolli as long as lolli aint pourposly showin off her curves... nobody but preteens want to drool over some lolli curves. Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky Cracky

No.2239 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 08:10] [Report] []

HERETIC


No.697 : Anonymous Stalker [09/12/11(Fri)18:07] [Report] 1260583623006.jpg (67105 B, 611x469) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3HAPPY HANUKAH, CRACKY <3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

No.2238 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 07:10] [Report] []

193 days until christmas


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No.532 : <3 <3 <3 [09/06/29(Mon)11:46] [Report] []

>>461

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No.2234 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 01:19] [Report] []

hey cracky pls respond

No.2235 : #2MWxqawLgQ [2020-06-15 01:41] [Report] []

>>2234 no

No.2237 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-15 03:10] [Report] []

>>2235
Lend me your pussy


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No.559 : asstomouth [09/08/26(Wed)23:02] [Report] []

get naked

No.2229 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-14 11:41] [Report] []

chansluts > crackwhores > cracky

No.2230 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-14 13:10] [Report] []

2008 was a long time ago

No.2231 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-14 13:21] [Report] []

>>2230
It really was but 2008-2020 is all the same shit to me.


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i saved this

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No.2213 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 13:41] [Report] []

>>2212
What do you wanna do?

No.2214 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 16:08] [Report] []

I'm already doing what I want to do.

If you're not already doing what you want to do, you should start immediately.

No.2215 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 22:00] [Report] []

>>2214
I'm already doing what I wanna do too

No.2216 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 23:09] [Report] 1591931353129.png (55128 B, 1600x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Seems like all is right with the world, then.


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No.2186 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-09 03:40] [Report] []

She can be my queen any day

No.2190 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-09 08:28] [Report] []

Moar liek "EVARY" day


No.2150 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299195883.jpg (186354 B, 1200x793) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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During one of your many travels, you meet a genie who presents you with two seemingly identical Crackybells.
He goes on to explain that the bells are enchanted and each one of them has a different effect.

- If you ring the bell on the left, Cracky will appear in front of you BUT she has a 50% chance of trying to force herself on you, stealing your virginity in the process. (You are well aware that losing your virginity entails losing all your magical powers that you have spent decades to perfect)

  • If you ring the bell on the right, you will be transported to the Crackyfennec dimension and spend the rest of your life living with them. Over time, you'll adopt their customs and start eating roadkill and menthol cigarette butts off the ground to survive.

Take your pick and make sure you don't end up regretting it.

No.2151 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299229988.jpg (36198 B, 195x257) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Pictured for reference: a Crackyfennec.

No.2152 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:51] [Report] 1591300288237.jpg (128132 B, 736x1191) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Ah, another deceptive choice. It was never stated that ringing EITHER of the bells is mandatory, or, for that matter, that ringing both bells is not allowed. Furthermore, it was not forbidden to very carefully take possession of a bell without allowing it to ring, such that it can be sold later. Nor was it stated that the bells are single-use.

This scenario is HIGHLY munchkinable, but I'll just leave you with an ancient proverb that feels apropos:

"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will."
~The Epic of Gilgamesh by anonymous Mesopotamian author, c. 1800 BC, translated from Sumerian to English by Elon Musk

No.2159 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-05 04:47] [Report] []

>>2150
So, after Cracky steals your virginity she leaves or...?


No.1989 : Anonymous Stalker 222 [2020-05-06 02:28] [Report] 1588746510528.gif (1642951 B, 448x336) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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mAKe my Girlfriend less of a b*tch

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No.2113 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-29 16:06] [Report] []

>>2112
You can be anywhere you want to be. The only chains constricting you are the chains you put on your own heart.

No.2144 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-03 15:28] [Report] 1591212535753.jpg (1463600 B, 3264x2283) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1994 You can have mine. I put it on top of a printout of your post and I'll leave it there for a few hours. Unless you've changed browsers or cleared cookies since then, you should be able to reach through and take it.

No.2146 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-03 21:10] [Report] []

>>2144
Who said crackyfags are all greedy assholes? I appreciate it a lot, thanks.

No.2155 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 20:18] [Report] []

>>2146 I don't know, WHO did say that? Did anyone actually say that? IF anyone actually said that, point me in their direction and I will deal with the situation.


No.2098 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-28 00:10] [Report] 1590639002467.jpg (113154 B, 1000x667) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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She lives in eternal Japanese autumn

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No.2132 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-01 18:12] [Report] []

>>2128
hi cracky

No.2133 : #....7Sm6Q. [2020-06-01 21:54] [Report] []

>>2132 I am not Cracky I am #....7Sm6Q.

I like it because the "...." implies an awkward pause.

....like this.

No.2136 : #2MWxqawLgQ [2020-06-02 01:03] [Report] []

I AM THE CRACKY NOW

No.2137 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-02 11:02] [Report] []

It's not tea or tisane at that point, it's flavorwater.


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The last corkyboard?

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No.1872 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-29 17:07] [Report] []

>>1868
What happened to Anton from Winnipeg. He was such a likeable character, how could he disappear?

No.1875 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-03-03 13:40] [Report] 1583260853676.png (27089 B, 990x990) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I wouldn't be so crass as to say something like "WB did nothing wrong"

but

No.1896 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-03-16 21:17] [Report] 1584407871851.jpg (225966 B, 629x2099) [YIS] [GIS] []
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so is this a camel thread or something

is that a thing that's happening

in 2020

No.2092 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-26 16:26] [Report] 1590524772347.jpg (41100 B, 512x346) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1868

>he was physically abusive to her

pic


No.2074 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-21 23:52] [Report] 1590119549976.jpg (247289 B, 1300x1065) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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The Cracky phenomenon (not just Olivia) is quintessentially british. You can find bits and pieces of Cracky dispersed throughout the UK's countryside and back alleys, but not much else in other areas of the world. Discuss

No.2077 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-22 12:09] [Report] []
>bits and pieces of Cracky dispersed throughout the UK's countryside and back alleys

not cool dude

too soon

shame on you

No.2086 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-24 18:48] [Report] []

Cracky is just a psyop

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rare

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No.2047 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-18 18:12] [Report] 1589839953109.png (2220889 B, 1000x1194) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2048 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-18 18:12] [Report] []

>>2046
If being being coy and mysterious was your intention I'm sorry it feels more like a game and I haven't got any patience left in me.

No.2049 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-19 11:50] [Report] []

>>2047 lol

No.2058 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-20 22:55] [Report] []

>>2047 it's funny because it's true


No.1929 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-04-06 07:28] [Report] 1586172493210.webm (2232113 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Knock knock knock
Knock knock knock
I want to knock on Cracky's glass

No.1931 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-04-07 14:14] [Report] []

>>1929
Yes Haha!


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holy frigatti pens, just trade crosby already

it's like they say, sports hernias end careers, but not only in hardcore porn

No.1862 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-24 19:43] [Report] 1582591394763.jpg (77600 B, 495x502) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Enjoy another round of Sherry, my friend.


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