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"<!--HI BITCH. TRYING TO CHECK MY SECRET CRACKY SAUCE CODE ?? ONLY WAY TO FIND THE TRUTH IS TO FIND THIS SITE'S SECRET PAGE-->"
What is the "secret page"?
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Where is the secret page?
you retards are all posers who don't even know about the secret board on this site
>>14005 YOU don't even know about the secret board on http://[2a04:dd00:16:7:195:242:99:71]/
not /board/, there's another one
very childlike
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>very childlike
I had to think about this for a while.
Eventually, I think I figured out why the image is "childlike"
The true explanation is actually beguilingly simple.
It's because she was a child
QED
This girls make me so horny...!!! I like so much their nude bodies... I ask myself: How does their pussies looks like?? I think still wet... Simply delicious...
>>15838that's why you're still a virgin
>>1125Sabrina the teenage bitch
Divinities exist if you believe in them.Cracky exists.
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if I stop believing in her will she GO AWAY and leave me alone?
OP you're not gonna stick around to defend your thesis?
I believe in miraclessince you came alongyou sexy thing
so fucking cute and sweet.
it got the name of the cat right, that's hella spoopy
got her
>>13427 https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxsyRTS3xs0womjocRw33eoiyTn_kITyL6
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>>8676
as if you would not violently inhale her musk
as if you would not violently inhale her, Musk
poot
Cracky had a greater impact on society than any of us ever will.All she did was shit post on the internet and became efamous.
Yes, but we are the mechanism by which she affects the world.
She is the craftsman and we are the tools.
Without the craftsman, the tools are worthless, but without the tools, the craftsman is unable to accomplish anything.
The Skyqueen is goodThe Skyqueen is greatWe surrender our willAs of this date
Cracky gets out of the shower or wakes up after sleeping nude.You stand before her.You gaze into her eyes.You stare at her naked body.You are holding a gun.You look at her for a good 10 minutes.She stands there, shivering in fear.Finally, you decide to kill this beautiful being.She manages to dodge the first shot.It grazes her shoulder.You can still turn back.You can stop it all right now and not kill her.She's begging you.She's pissing all over the place.She's crying.
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Cracky when I ask her why she hasn't visited us lately
bitches are bonkers
Cracky when monkeypox and COVID-22
Who are the two people in the reflection?
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because you used some chinkypoo tld like .cc
.CC = Cracky-Chan
>>13265
>veri: very
Post kimi
During one of your many travels, you meet a genie who presents you with two seemingly identical Crackybells.He goes on to explain that the bells are enchanted and each one of them has a different effect.
- If you ring the bell on the left, Cracky will appear in front of you BUT she has a 50% chance of trying to force herself on you, stealing your virginity in the process. (You are well aware that losing your virginity entails losing all your magical powers that you have spent decades to perfect)
Take your pick and make sure you don't end up regretting it.
Pictured for reference: a Crackyfennec.
Ah, another deceptive choice. It was never stated that ringing EITHER of the bells is mandatory, or, for that matter, that ringing both bells is not allowed. Furthermore, it was not forbidden to very carefully take possession of a bell without allowing it to ring, such that it can be sold later. Nor was it stated that the bells are single-use.
This scenario is HIGHLY munchkinable, but I'll just leave you with an ancient proverb that feels apropos:
"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voiceIf you choose not to decide you still have made a choiceYou can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can killI will choose a path that's clearI will choose free will."~The Epic of Gilgamesh by anonymous Mesopotamian author, c. 1800 BC, translated from Sumerian to English by Elon Musk
>>2150So, after Cracky steals your virginity she leaves or...?
hey OP if you're still here why don't you post the correct answer? it's been two years we deserve closure on this
do you think olivia has experienced bullying in childhood?
Yes, actually. She was bullied by her former best friend Kimi and two other girls. They filled her locker up with used tampons and locked her in it. When she was rescued from the locker she was delirious and nearly catatonic. She was in the hospital for a while and when she woke up she realized that the trauma of the event had given her a superpower: the ability to control neckbeards. After testing out her power around town, she posted on 4chan and mind-controlled everyone who saw the thread into thinking she was cute and sweet, when in reality she's a dorky loser. So then she had this whole "swarm" of nerds supposedly stalking her, allowing her to pretend she was some kind of celebrity and object of adoration, when in reality it was all a lie. The whole Cracky phenomena was just a ruse to prop up her fragile ego and non-existent self esteem.
Did you really think you were posting here of your own free will? The sad truth is that you're being mind-raped by an otherwise ordinary girl you'd never have even looked twice at if not for the fact that she failed so hard at life that she got superpowers from it.
So basically the past 15 years of Cracky history, nearly everything that happened happened because she wanted it to. Because she's the one pulling the strings and everyone involved was reduced to a mindless drone. (Yes, even the girls, who are still neckbeards albeit on a more metaphysical level.)
Also, do you remember that time Oxford was nearly destroyed by Godzilla? Olivia is partially to blame for that as well, her and some of her weirdo friends. Yes she did "help" in the ensuing fight (mainly by suiciding a bunch of neckbeards into Godzilla, accomplishing basically nothing) but in the months and years after that she went completely off the rails -- remember that time she got arrested, tried to become a cop, and ended up shooting a baby?
>>1760https://parahumans.wordpress.com/table-of-contents/
Dear Cracky,
How do you feel about this?
What are your opinions regarding Bill Gates?
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You see Cracky is the Big Black Scary Monster. The Cracky community are the kids on the bus. We're told not to leave the bus or a big scary monster will come and eat us. But staying on the bus is surely a slow painful death because Cracky has left us and isn't returning. We're conflicted. Do we cling on to a false hope that she will return or do we leave only to be eaten by her.
>>11146she hasn't left usyou can't see her because your eyes are closedOPEN YOUR EYES
>>11089out of all these games Candy Crush is the only one that actually does well
block out the bad thoughts
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Have you ever heard of King Arthur? Would you be interested in a video game about King Arthur? Maybe we can call it "King Arthur"
>>13160 yeah she's pretty cute
saiba
>Chapter XXVI. How states are ruined on account of women.
>... first, we see that women have been the cause of great dissensions and much ruin to states, and have caused great damage to those who govern them. We have seen, in the history of Rome, that the outrage committed upon Lucretia deprived the Tarquins of their throne, and the attempt upon Virginia caused the Decemvirs the loss of their authority. Thus, Aristotle mentions as one of the first causes of the ruin of tyrants the outrages committed by them upon the wives and daughters of others, either by violence or seduction; and we have discussed this subject at length when treating of conspiracies. I say, therefore, that absolute princes and rulers of republics should not be indifferent to this subject, but should well reflect upon the disorders that may arise from such causes, and should see that proper remedies be applied in time, ere they involve their state or republic in loss and shame. This happened to the people of Ardea, who, after having permitted the quarrel amongst their citizens (which we have mentioned above) to grow to that degree that it led to civil war, were obliged afterwards, by way of restoring union, to ask the intervention of strangers, which is a great step to a loss of independence
~Rufus, "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989)
>"Switzerland possesses the most disgusting and miserable people and political system. The Swiss are the mortal enemies of the new Germany."
-Adolf Hitler
"I farted"~vlad
10KGET
this GET belongs to CRACKY-CHAN the QUEEN of the SKY now and FOREVER
ALL YOUR GET ARE BELONG TO HER
(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzZ8Y4Cs8A)
this is an outrage
why isn't somebody doing something
the integrity of the entire GET system is being undermined
this is extremely dangerous to our democracy
Livia
Livia_TCG
What is the picture in the background? As in, whose art is it? Is it a well-known painting that I missed out on or is it from some obscure artist (or possibly someone Olivia knows personally)?
Extra question: what is the image in the bottom? Looks like food, but what food? And why do you think she has it on her wall?
love her soft, pale skin with those little freckles i want to sink my fangs into that neck mm
>>15751meowtendoo?
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>>9795
>how do you feel about vulva
I like it but only if it's Hers
I'm Her Dad btw
Who would win in a fight, olivio or aivia? Which one is more powerful?
aivia has more cushion for the pushin
olivilo has them child bearing hips
>>9524Aivia got those shang ring claws
