THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

WHAT WAS FEATURED IN THE MAGAZINE'S ARTICLE?

I DON'T THINK IT WAS A REAL MAGAZINE.

the half shark half alligator half man

It wasn't a real magazine

The cover was all that existed

There was no article

You have been successfully trolled in the current year by someone 15 years ago

Omedetou

meth=death

>>3499
She's got Crakys hair. Stop bullying.

>>1716

I loled, this is genius. That's unfortunately a very fitting transcription of the story into our times.

>>1716
brilliant. i'm sure olivia would approve

>>1720

I'm just relaying what I've heard from the team running the Cracky 2.0 project, but I'm glad you're excited about it.

Although Olivia won't be playing Cracky anymore, it's possible she'll be making a cameo in one of the movies, so get hyped for that!

The credit for all of this goes to the studio's new Vice President of Intersectionality, who's also serving as showrunner for the Cracky: Origins series. She's also personally writing and directing the first three movies to ensure that the new Cracky franchise is purged of the misogyny and toxic masculinity that permeated the series in the past.

She's a real advocate for the marginalized and underprivileged. For example, she had a great storyline idea that's going to serve the B-plot for episode 5: a member of the Bounceme gang tells a new recruit to "lurk more", which is a form of blatant gatekeeping, a bit ableist, and also reflective of the speaker's white privilege. So the newcomer is going to shiv the gatekeeper in the prison shower. It's going to be a bit gory but we feel it's necessary to teach kids the consequences of toxic behavior. As the newcomer stands there covered in his enemy's blood, the shower starts to wash the blood away and he has an epiphany that his Cracky obsession was rooted in sexism. He then uses the shiv to castrate himself (qualifying himself for early release) and goes to work in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless! Spinoff series? Maybe!

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>>2893
I was thinking more like one of the neighbors you rescue

got any faux buttocks pics? hindquarters?

no anus please just cheeks

let's keep it PG-13

>>2893
this is freaking scary
I can't even look at something so horrifying
i'm too creeped out for this

>failing to realize that "right-wing politics" is a Jewish psyop

>>2848 and yet they would still be more reliable than the others.
Why are you trusting any news sites, especially political news, to tell the truth about anything? All of the information you want is available by looking it up yourself. Just like the recent events with the kid who was chased by a convicted pedophile, a convicted wife beater, and another convicted felon with a gun. All of them Jews. Your sources immediately published lies, and continue to do so, even when the event is so perfectly captured that there's no possibility for any other interpretation of what occurred; a kid defending his life while attempting to escape from danger.

Okay let me break down for you what's really going on in the world. World War 2 was actually a manufactured conflict to keep the world distracted while 6 million Jews secretly migrated to a city on the moon. You can't see them with telescopes because they're on the far side. People got so used to seeing rockets launched that they failed to notice that many of the rockets never came down again. Because they were carrying Jews to the moon. The Germans set up fake death camps and cremated a bunch of livestock, so that when people noticed so many of the Jews missing, (((Hitler))) was like "oh yeah I totally killed them LOL, don't look too closely at the bones", and then he killed himself, because he was paid to do it. And then a few decades later, the fake moon landings were staged to kill off any interest in real moon landings, which would jeopardize the secrecy of the operation. The moon Jews do have lasers so gentiles landing on the moon would be literally impossible, but they don't want anybody to know they're there at all. And the Jews left on Earth mostly don't even know about this! And of the few who know about it, the Rothschilds are the ONLY family who still has a way to communicate with the moon Jews. But the moon city is getting overpopulated. World War 3 is going to start soon, all the telescopes are going to be destroyed, all the satellites are going to be blown up, so that nobody notices ships launching from the moon bound for Mars. And this time it's going to be an invasion, not a migration, because of the Martians who already live there. But the Rothschilds are secretly in communication with the Martians, so the invasion is going to fail. The Martians promised the Rothschilds that they'll be allowed to settle on both Phobos and Deimos. But the Rothschilds are actually playing both sides -- they have their own fleet of spaceships built in Australia ready to take off, and they're going to betray the Martians, wipe them out, and claim Mars for themselves. Everything else happening in the world is just a smokescreen to cover all this up.

That angel riding the Segway was pretty trippy

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>>1238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q23_LCri1Kw>>1238

i hope she's getting great sex from some chad and they're married with twelve children

this could be her

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

Yes, there is another place where most of the survivors actively hang out, and a few other places of lesser significance as well. Keep searching. Reach out to people privately. Don't be afraid to ask for help and don't give up. You'll find your way.

I support Cracky rares and I believe you should too!

All Cracky rares sent to the thread below will be sent back to you doubled!

Only going on for the next 30 seconds. Enjoy.

http://195.242.99.72

Web hosting companies have other customers? Wow, what a twist.

>>2421
you seem upset

>>2460

life in harvest or life as a harvester

I'd like to "harvest her" if you know what I mean.

>>2449
You mean kill her and become a member of the Lodge and a Harvester?

>implying she's not already dead

she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan

it also rhymes with Jackie Chan

Society

Crack Livs Matter

War never changes..

>2020

>having a prostate

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>2346 if by "Cracky" you mean "literally any person wearing Cracky makeup" then sure.

>>2350
eww gorss

get up in there bro it's okay

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down

no she did not

I think you should apologize

Do you watch Dr. Who too

Cracky had a greater impact on society than any of us ever will.
All she did was shit post on the internet and became efamous.

Yes, but we are the mechanism by which she affects the world.

She is the craftsman and we are the tools.

Without the craftsman, the tools are worthless, but without the tools, the craftsman is unable to accomplish anything.

The Skyqueen is good
The Skyqueen is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

Whicht sex position is most associated(for lack of a better term) with the Cracky-verse?

none

>>2331

>saving a screenshot as JPEG

absolutely vile

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