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No.3046 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-09 17:50] [Report] 1599688256275.jpg (116628 B, 600x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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what was featured in the magazine's article?

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No.3168 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 12:51] [Report] []

WHAT WAS FEATURED IN THE MAGAZINE'S ARTICLE?

No.3169 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 13:15] [Report] []

I DON'T THINK IT WAS A REAL MAGAZINE.

No.3170 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 17:33] [Report] []

the half shark half alligator half man

No.3563 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-05 11:09] [Report] []

It wasn't a real magazine

The cover was all that existed

There was no article

You have been successfully trolled in the current year by someone 15 years ago

Omedetou


No.3498 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 03:35] [Report] 1601451346867.jpg (90802 B, 550x550) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I like the skinny ones

No.3499 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 03:42] [Report] []

meth=death

No.3508 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 13:57] [Report] []

>>3499
She's got Crakys hair. Stop bullying.


No.1245 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 18:43] [Report] 1573861438024.png (683607 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.

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No.1719 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:07] [Report] []

>>1716

I loled, this is genius. That's unfortunately a very fitting transcription of the story into our times.

No.1720 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:15] [Report] []

>>1716
brilliant. i'm sure olivia would approve

No.1723 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 06:25] [Report] 1578396314329.png (399656 B, 442x380) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1720

I'm just relaying what I've heard from the team running the Cracky 2.0 project, but I'm glad you're excited about it.

Although Olivia won't be playing Cracky anymore, it's possible she'll be making a cameo in one of the movies, so get hyped for that!

The credit for all of this goes to the studio's new Vice President of Intersectionality, who's also serving as showrunner for the Cracky: Origins series. She's also personally writing and directing the first three movies to ensure that the new Cracky franchise is purged of the misogyny and toxic masculinity that permeated the series in the past.

She's a real advocate for the marginalized and underprivileged. For example, she had a great storyline idea that's going to serve the B-plot for episode 5: a member of the Bounceme gang tells a new recruit to "lurk more", which is a form of blatant gatekeeping, a bit ableist, and also reflective of the speaker's white privilege. So the newcomer is going to shiv the gatekeeper in the prison shower. It's going to be a bit gory but we feel it's necessary to teach kids the consequences of toxic behavior. As the newcomer stands there covered in his enemy's blood, the shower starts to wash the blood away and he has an epiphany that his Cracky obsession was rooted in sexism. He then uses the shiv to castrate himself (qualifying himself for early release) and goes to work in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless! Spinoff series? Maybe!

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No.3281 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-23 01:38] [Report] 1600839523979.jpg (480091 B, 2565x3600) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.2054 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-20 20:15] [Report] 1590020141863.jpg (514105 B, 1280x1707) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Olivia definitely checks this board from time to time, or the worldoftext at the very least.
You know you would too in her place.

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No.2894 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 00:36] [Report] []

>>2893
I was thinking more like one of the neighbors you rescue

No.2896 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 06:34] [Report] []

got any faux buttocks pics? hindquarters?

No.2897 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 06:37] [Report] []

no anus please just cheeks

let's keep it PG-13

No.2899 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 19:26] [Report] []

>>2893
this is freaking scary
I can't even look at something so horrifying
i'm too creeped out for this


No.2833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 07:28] [Report] 1598786903935.png (931255 B, 1145x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Why haven't you sworn an oath of fealty and allegiance to the Rothschild family yet?

How can you even call yourself a crackyfag?

Get on board the winning team, anon.

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No.2848 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 13:36] [Report] 1598809012139.jpg (7992 B, 230x162) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>failing to realize that "right-wing politics" is a Jewish psyop
No.2849 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 14:06] [Report] []

>>2848 and yet they would still be more reliable than the others.
Why are you trusting any news sites, especially political news, to tell the truth about anything? All of the information you want is available by looking it up yourself. Just like the recent events with the kid who was chased by a convicted pedophile, a convicted wife beater, and another convicted felon with a gun. All of them Jews. Your sources immediately published lies, and continue to do so, even when the event is so perfectly captured that there's no possibility for any other interpretation of what occurred; a kid defending his life while attempting to escape from danger.

No.2850 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 14:44] [Report] []

Okay let me break down for you what's really going on in the world. World War 2 was actually a manufactured conflict to keep the world distracted while 6 million Jews secretly migrated to a city on the moon. You can't see them with telescopes because they're on the far side. People got so used to seeing rockets launched that they failed to notice that many of the rockets never came down again. Because they were carrying Jews to the moon. The Germans set up fake death camps and cremated a bunch of livestock, so that when people noticed so many of the Jews missing, (((Hitler))) was like "oh yeah I totally killed them LOL, don't look too closely at the bones", and then he killed himself, because he was paid to do it. And then a few decades later, the fake moon landings were staged to kill off any interest in real moon landings, which would jeopardize the secrecy of the operation. The moon Jews do have lasers so gentiles landing on the moon would be literally impossible, but they don't want anybody to know they're there at all. And the Jews left on Earth mostly don't even know about this! And of the few who know about it, the Rothschilds are the ONLY family who still has a way to communicate with the moon Jews. But the moon city is getting overpopulated. World War 3 is going to start soon, all the telescopes are going to be destroyed, all the satellites are going to be blown up, so that nobody notices ships launching from the moon bound for Mars. And this time it's going to be an invasion, not a migration, because of the Martians who already live there. But the Rothschilds are secretly in communication with the Martians, so the invasion is going to fail. The Martians promised the Rothschilds that they'll be allowed to settle on both Phobos and Deimos. But the Rothschilds are actually playing both sides -- they have their own fleet of spaceships built in Australia ready to take off, and they're going to betray the Martians, wipe them out, and claim Mars for themselves. Everything else happening in the world is just a smokescreen to cover all this up.

No.2895 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 02:00] [Report] 1598940017292.jpg (1959073 B, 1862x1073) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.1238 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 12:54] [Report] 1573840453150.jpg (2060752 B, 1920x1036) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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does the eye still see?

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No.1243 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 17:34] [Report] []

That angel riding the Segway was pretty trippy

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No.2751 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-25 09:18] [Report] 1598361531089.jpg (19691 B, 264x264) [YIS] [GIS] []
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DOES THE EYE STILL SEE? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3bb8fe88

No.2822 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-29 03:13] [Report] 1598685228386.jpg (734753 B, 1200x1600) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.2564 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-29 18:29] [Report] 1596061740988.jpg (10399 B, 480x360) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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soup slutchan

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No.2638 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-13 01:17] [Report] []

i hope she's getting great sex from some chad and they're married with twelve children

No.2640 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-13 18:15] [Report] 1597356931320.jpg (98746 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this could be her

No.2646 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-16 05:37] [Report] []

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

No.2649 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-16 09:50] [Report] []

Yes, there is another place where most of the survivors actively hang out, and a few other places of lesser significance as well. Keep searching. Reach out to people privately. Don't be afraid to ask for help and don't give up. You'll find your way.


No.2472 : Barack Obama [2020-07-15 22:38] [Report] 1594867106468.jpg (11847 B, 680x597) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I am giving back to my community due to Covid-19!

All Cracky rares posted to my thread below will be sent back doubled. If you sent 1000 Cracky rares, I will send back 2000!

Only doing this for the next 30 months! Enjoy.

No.2475 : Elon Musk [2020-07-16 07:34] [Report] 1594899272275.png (27603 B, 563x521) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I support Cracky rares and I believe you should too!

All Cracky rares sent to the thread below will be sent back to you doubled!

Only going on for the next 30 seconds. Enjoy.


No.2418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-08 21:32] [Report] 1594258369324.png (189082 B, 1440x587) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Are you here, friend?

I didn't see this until today, far too late.

4chan doesn't remember her. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way.

Anyway... this isn't all there is. Keep searching. The loss of .71 was unfortunate but life goes only. Cracky is forever.

No.2420 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-09 03:13] [Report] 1594278819453.png (7396 B, 308x111) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2421 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-09 12:33] [Report] []

Web hosting companies have other customers? Wow, what a twist.

No.2460 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 02:47] [Report] []

>>2421
you seem upset

No.2464 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 09:36] [Report] 1594733794359.jpg (179637 B, 1360x868) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.2436 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-11 23:03] [Report] 1594522988231.png (773043 B, 948x588) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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The cost of exiting the lodge is the same as the cost of entering the lodge; a skull and spinal cord. Hers.

No.2438 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-12 02:14] [Report] []

life in harvest or life as a harvester

No.2449 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-13 12:33] [Report] []

I'd like to "harvest her" if you know what I mean.

No.2450 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-13 13:21] [Report] []

>>2449
You mean kill her and become a member of the Lodge and a Harvester?

No.2452 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-07-13 16:25] [Report] 1594671933281.png (258480 B, 480x252) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>implying she's not already dead

No.2388 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 10:20] [Report] 1593872449165.jpg (144071 B, 602x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Isn't it weird how Anonymous went for "Cracky-chan" instead of something simpler like "Crack-chan" or "Coke-chan"?

No.2389 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 11:04] [Report] []

she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan

No.2409 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-07 13:56] [Report] 1594144567306.jpg (64063 B, 960x540) [YIS] [GIS] []
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it also rhymes with Jackie Chan


No.2384 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 23:08] [Report] 1593832113031.jpg (111880 B, 576x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Look at this Cracky:

No.2386 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 23:44] [Report] []

Society

No.2387 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 00:17] [Report] []

Crack Livs Matter

No.2391 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 18:14] [Report] []

War never changes..

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first Google Images hit for each


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No.2349 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 22:51] [Report] []
>2020
>having a prostate

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

No.2350 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 23:13] [Report] []

>>2346 if by "Cracky" you mean "literally any person wearing Cracky makeup" then sure.

No.2351 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-01 02:58] [Report] []

>>2350
eww gorss

No.2352 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-01 03:10] [Report] []

get up in there bro it's okay


No.2342 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 04:00] [Report] 1593504006136.jpg (48928 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky farted

No.2343 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 11:20] [Report] []

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down

No.2344 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-06-30 11:27] [Report] []

no she did not

I think you should apologize

No.2345 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 17:26] [Report] []

Do you watch Dr. Who too


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No.2337 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-29 23:19] [Report] []

Cracky had a greater impact on society than any of us ever will.
All she did was shit post on the internet and became efamous.

No.2338 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-06-29 23:41] [Report] 1593488494961.png (146713 B, 647x376) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Yes, but we are the mechanism by which she affects the world.

She is the craftsman and we are the tools.

Without the craftsman, the tools are worthless, but without the tools, the craftsman is unable to accomplish anything.

The Skyqueen is good
The Skyqueen is great
We surrender our will
As of this date


No.947 : Anonymous [11/01/08(Sat)05:55] [Report] 1294484156224.jpg (94938 B, 543x428) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky???

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No.2205 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 01:20] [Report] []

Whicht sex position is most associated(for lack of a better term) with the Cracky-verse?

No.2206 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 03:31] [Report] 1591860714534.jpg (40603 B, 750x755) [YIS] [GIS] []
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none

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No.2332 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-29 05:04] [Report] []

>>2331

>saving a screenshot as JPEG

absolutely vile


No.2262 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-19 02:37] [Report] 1592548640475.jpg (118906 B, 708x680) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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These are the hottest Cracky pics (the whole set). I jerk off to it almost every day. Tomboys are so fucking cute and sweet. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I want to jizz in her mug. I like to imagine that her mug IS full of my jizz and she drinks it and is like "OI MATE, this tastes like jizz!" Sexy glasses. Sexy pocketwatch. Pocketwatch attached to glasses? What the fuck? That's how you know she's a freak. I want to rub my balls on her face. I want her to beg for my dick. She's so fucking cute and sweet and cute. I want to pee on her hand and then I want her to use that same hand to squeeze my dick until I pass out. I want to take the spoon up and put up her butt. Then she puts it up my butt. Then I lick the spoon.

No.2278 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-19 18:19] [Report] []

CHANSLUTS

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>>2262 I just saged your comment.

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