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No.1715 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-05 19:00] [Report] 1578268818627.png (1811751 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky-chan 15th anniversary - January 6th 2020 (with VoiceOverPete)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2hPuVYff_Q

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No.1742 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-12 08:29] [Report] []

Forget about catharsis, if this goes on another 15 years, most of us are going to need catheters.

No.1821 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 13:55] [Report] []

87 views... kind of sad

:(

No.1836 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-09 10:56] [Report] []

>>1742

15 Years? Nah. 3 years at most.

No.4014 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:40] [Report] []

the 16th anniversary is less than 3 months away


No.3907 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-12 19:35] [Report] 1602545727592.png (63854 B, 317x376) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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invite me to dinner

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No.3918 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-13 00:31] [Report] 1602563516498.jpg (1381561 B, 2219x1630) [YIS] [GIS] []
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cRACKY sat on this chair once

No.3919 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-13 00:32] [Report] []

>>3918
off limits reserved for Cracky

No.3966 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 13:52] [Report] []

I don't understand this thread.

No.3986 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 18:45] [Report] []

>>3918 haha I wonder what the chair smelled like after she sat on it haha


No.2379 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 10:15] [Report] 1593785702688.jpg (66053 B, 752x594) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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does anyone have her onlyfans link?

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No.2396 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 11:56] [Report] []

>>2382

yea but she has like two subs cos she's old

No.2397 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 16:34] [Report] []

>>2396
gimme the link

No.2405 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-07 04:14] [Report] []
No.3958 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 11:59] [Report] []

if Cracky had an OnlyFans would you kill her?

should it be legal to kill people who have or use OnlyFans?

why or why not?


No.2383 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 17:03] [Report] 1593810205044.jpg (139097 B, 1280x853) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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This is your brain on CRACKY

No.3955 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 11:30] [Report] []

I get it, because we're nuts. Right?


No.2585 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 15:15] [Report] 1596568509457.webm (1438984 B, 854x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Do you have the fire of human liberty, anon?

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No.2690 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-21 03:49] [Report] 1597996166656.gif (2085243 B, 480x274) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2691 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-21 04:49] [Report] []

>>2689
DOG niggas

No.2728 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-24 12:45] [Report] []

DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3225a703

No.3942 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 10:05] [Report] 1602684324407.jpg (115814 B, 2048x1536) [YIS] [GIS] []
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what if Cracky IS the fire of human liberty?


No.1173 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-02-12 11:38] [Report] 1549989533419.png (2137498 B, 1150x1250) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I miss her

she's 32 now

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No.3820 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 06:44] [Report] []

>>1173
>>1174

You're both wrong, she's not 32 or 29, she's 30.

No.3833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 11:38] [Report] []

sage

No.3848 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:02] [Report] []

You thought you saged it but you didn’t

No.3940 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 09:52] [Report] []

>>3820 you're all wrong, she's not 32, 29, or 30. She's 31.


No.3256 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 16:11] [Report] 1600805502348.jpg (12364 B, 301x242) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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it is??

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No.3267 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 17:54] [Report] 1600811690215.jpg (86603 B, 1000x665) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.3268 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 17:54] [Report] []

No, na wa.

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No.3046 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-09 17:50] [Report] 1599688256275.jpg (116628 B, 600x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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what was featured in the magazine's article?

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No.3168 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 12:51] [Report] []

WHAT WAS FEATURED IN THE MAGAZINE'S ARTICLE?

No.3169 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 13:15] [Report] []

I DON'T THINK IT WAS A REAL MAGAZINE.

No.3170 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 17:33] [Report] []

the half shark half alligator half man

No.3563 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-05 11:09] [Report] []

It wasn't a real magazine

The cover was all that existed

There was no article

You have been successfully trolled in the current year by someone 15 years ago

Omedetou


No.3498 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 03:35] [Report] 1601451346867.jpg (90802 B, 550x550) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I like the skinny ones

No.3499 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 03:42] [Report] []

meth=death

No.3508 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 13:57] [Report] []

>>3499
She's got Crakys hair. Stop bullying.


No.1245 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 18:43] [Report] 1573861438024.png (683607 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.

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No.1716 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 10:46] [Report] []

>>1714

Well you're in luck because Disney has some great things planned for the upcoming reboot of the Cracky Cinematic Universe, starting with the 8-episode "Cracky: Origins" series (Disney+ exclusive!) in late 2021 leading into the new movies starting in 2022.

In response to criticism that the original series lacked diversity, Olivia will not be reprising the role of Cracky. The role has been recast and you'll be excited to learn that Cracky will now be played by an black autistic transgender Muslim in a wheelchair named Le-a (pronounced "Ledasha"). This opens up great new storytelling opportunities that are expected to really resonate with today's youth.

The "-chan" honorific is being dropped due to concerns over cultural appropriation. A special two-part episode is in consideration for season 2 which a misguided fan suggests using "-chan", allowing for a teachable moment about cultural respect and sensitivity as we follow the fan's redemption arc at a reeducation center.

The Cracky origin story will be left mostly the same but updated for relevance: 4chan will be replaced with Twitter and Instagram, WoW will be replaced with Fortnite, etc.

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No.1720 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:15] [Report] []

>>1716
brilliant. i'm sure olivia would approve

No.1723 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 06:25] [Report] 1578396314329.png (399656 B, 442x380) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1720

I'm just relaying what I've heard from the team running the Cracky 2.0 project, but I'm glad you're excited about it.

Although Olivia won't be playing Cracky anymore, it's possible she'll be making a cameo in one of the movies, so get hyped for that!

The credit for all of this goes to the studio's new Vice President of Intersectionality, who's also serving as showrunner for the Cracky: Origins series. She's also personally writing and directing the first three movies to ensure that the new Cracky franchise is purged of the misogyny and toxic masculinity that permeated the series in the past.

She's a real advocate for the marginalized and underprivileged. For example, she had a great storyline idea that's going to serve the B-plot for episode 5: a member of the Bounceme gang tells a new recruit to "lurk more", which is a form of blatant gatekeeping, a bit ableist, and also reflective of the speaker's white privilege. So the newcomer is going to shiv the gatekeeper in the prison shower. It's going to be a bit gory but we feel it's necessary to teach kids the consequences of toxic behavior. As the newcomer stands there covered in his enemy's blood, the shower starts to wash the blood away and he has an epiphany that his Cracky obsession was rooted in sexism. He then uses the shiv to castrate himself (qualifying himself for early release) and goes to work in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless! Spinoff series? Maybe!

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No.3281 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-23 01:38] [Report] 1600839523979.jpg (480091 B, 2565x3600) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.2833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 07:28] [Report] 1598786903935.png (931255 B, 1145x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Why haven't you sworn an oath of fealty and allegiance to the Rothschild family yet?

How can you even call yourself a crackyfag?

Get on board the winning team, anon.

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No.2848 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 13:36] [Report] 1598809012139.jpg (7992 B, 230x162) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>failing to realize that "right-wing politics" is a Jewish psyop
No.2849 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 14:06] [Report] []

>>2848 and yet they would still be more reliable than the others.
Why are you trusting any news sites, especially political news, to tell the truth about anything? All of the information you want is available by looking it up yourself. Just like the recent events with the kid who was chased by a convicted pedophile, a convicted wife beater, and another convicted felon with a gun. All of them Jews. Your sources immediately published lies, and continue to do so, even when the event is so perfectly captured that there's no possibility for any other interpretation of what occurred; a kid defending his life while attempting to escape from danger.

No.2850 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 14:44] [Report] []

Okay let me break down for you what's really going on in the world. World War 2 was actually a manufactured conflict to keep the world distracted while 6 million Jews secretly migrated to a city on the moon. You can't see them with telescopes because they're on the far side. People got so used to seeing rockets launched that they failed to notice that many of the rockets never came down again. Because they were carrying Jews to the moon. The Germans set up fake death camps and cremated a bunch of livestock, so that when people noticed so many of the Jews missing, (((Hitler))) was like "oh yeah I totally killed them LOL, don't look too closely at the bones", and then he killed himself, because he was paid to do it. And then a few decades later, the fake moon landings were staged to kill off any interest in real moon landings, which would jeopardize the secrecy of the operation. The moon Jews do have lasers so gentiles landing on the moon would be literally impossible, but they don't want anybody to know they're there at all. And the Jews left on Earth mostly don't even know about this! And of the few who know about it, the Rothschilds are the ONLY family who still has a way to communicate with the moon Jews. But the moon city is getting overpopulated. World War 3 is going to start soon, all the telescopes are going to be destroyed, all the satellites are going to be blown up, so that nobody notices ships launching from the moon bound for Mars. And this time it's going to be an invasion, not a migration, because of the Martians who already live there. But the Rothschilds are secretly in communication with the Martians, so the invasion is going to fail. The Martians promised the Rothschilds that they'll be allowed to settle on both Phobos and Deimos. But the Rothschilds are actually playing both sides -- they have their own fleet of spaceships built in Australia ready to take off, and they're going to betray the Martians, wipe them out, and claim Mars for themselves. Everything else happening in the world is just a smokescreen to cover all this up.

No.2895 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 02:00] [Report] 1598940017292.jpg (1959073 B, 1862x1073) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.2564 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-29 18:29] [Report] 1596061740988.jpg (10399 B, 480x360) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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soup slutchan

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No.2638 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-13 01:17] [Report] []

i hope she's getting great sex from some chad and they're married with twelve children

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this could be her

No.2646 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-16 05:37] [Report] []

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

No.2649 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-16 09:50] [Report] []

Yes, there is another place where most of the survivors actively hang out, and a few other places of lesser significance as well. Keep searching. Reach out to people privately. Don't be afraid to ask for help and don't give up. You'll find your way.


No.2472 : Barack Obama [2020-07-15 22:38] [Report] 1594867106468.jpg (11847 B, 680x597) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I am giving back to my community due to Covid-19!

All Cracky rares posted to my thread below will be sent back doubled. If you sent 1000 Cracky rares, I will send back 2000!

Only doing this for the next 30 months! Enjoy.

No.2475 : Elon Musk [2020-07-16 07:34] [Report] 1594899272275.png (27603 B, 563x521) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I support Cracky rares and I believe you should too!

All Cracky rares sent to the thread below will be sent back to you doubled!

Only going on for the next 30 seconds. Enjoy.


No.2418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-08 21:32] [Report] 1594258369324.png (189082 B, 1440x587) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Are you here, friend?

I didn't see this until today, far too late.

4chan doesn't remember her. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way.

Anyway... this isn't all there is. Keep searching. The loss of .71 was unfortunate but life goes only. Cracky is forever.

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No.2421 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-09 12:33] [Report] []

Web hosting companies have other customers? Wow, what a twist.

No.2460 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 02:47] [Report] []

>>2421
you seem upset

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No.2388 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 10:20] [Report] 1593872449165.jpg (144071 B, 602x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Isn't it weird how Anonymous went for "Cracky-chan" instead of something simpler like "Crack-chan" or "Coke-chan"?

No.2389 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 11:04] [Report] []

she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan

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it also rhymes with Jackie Chan


No.2384 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 23:08] [Report] 1593832113031.jpg (111880 B, 576x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Look at this Cracky:

No.2386 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 23:44] [Report] []

Society

No.2387 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 00:17] [Report] []

Crack Livs Matter

No.2391 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-04 18:14] [Report] []

War never changes..

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cracky farted

No.2343 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 11:20] [Report] []

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down

No.2344 : Luminous #nigGersCiA [2020-06-30 11:27] [Report] []

no she did not

I think you should apologize

No.2345 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 17:26] [Report] []

Do you watch Dr. Who too


No.947 : Anonymous [11/01/08(Sat)05:55] [Report] 1294484156224.jpg (94938 B, 543x428) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky???

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No.2205 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-11 01:20] [Report] []

Whicht sex position is most associated(for lack of a better term) with the Cracky-verse?

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none

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No.2332 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-29 05:04] [Report] []

>>2331

>saving a screenshot as JPEG

absolutely vile


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