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>THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY
No it isn't.
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It's truly outrageous. This community and all the Cracky pieces you've created.None of this would exist without you. I never would've known about Cracky or it's temples without you.Just doing a little reflecting. I really admire your work.
truly truly truly outrageous
>>2778 who is "you"?
>>4018the mysterious stranger
Cracky-chan 15th anniversary - January 6th 2020 (with VoiceOverPete)
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Forget about catharsis, if this goes on another 15 years, most of us are going to need catheters.
87 views... kind of sad
15 Years? Nah. 3 years at most.
the 16th anniversary is less than 3 months away
I saw Cracky at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
So Cracky is some washed up nutjob in LA now (in your mind)? Writer or actor?
you fell for a pasta
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>>2308I will keep trying
Doing the same thing but expecting different results is the very definition of madness.
>>2310see: Schrödinger's Cat
The ice she skates is getting pretty thinThe water's getting warm so she might as well swimHer world's on fire, how about yours?That's the way she likes it and she'll never get bored
crackyfags killed the internet star
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>we can't rewind>we've gone too far
The lyrics of the song are actually pretty relevant.
They took the credit for your second symphonyRewritten by machine on new technologyAnd now I understand the problems you can see
invite me to dinner
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cRACKY sat on this chair once
>>3918off limits reserved for Cracky
I don't understand this thread.
>>3918 haha I wonder what the chair smelled like after she sat on it haha
A CRACKYFAG PRAYER - VERSION 1(please customize this prayer to conform to your individual needs, goals, and values)
There is no truth outside of CrackyThere is no love outside of CrackyI admit that I have no value outside of CrackyI am powerless without CrackyI am nothing without CrackyThere is nothing without CrackyI do not exist outside of CrackyBut I am one of Cracky's chosenI have value because of CrackyI have power because of CrackyLife has meaning because of CrackyI exist within Cracky
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I'm afraid to talk to her because what if she starts talking back to me?
people legit need to pray this prayer
there's so much faithlessness these days
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HAVE YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY JERKED OFF TO PICS OF HER BROTHER THINKING IT WAS HER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/b75f2854
>>2785 how many times have you done this?
>>2785I don't remember
>>2786 once accidentally twice on purpose
They're still happy together?
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I emailed Russel but he didn’t respond
I emailed Corben and he responded
Therefore Corben is better
wtf, did he go nuts?
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Layers yes, but long black sleeves. Green shirt beneath.
>>2678At last I truly see. The pokiness of that boob had always looked weird to me.
whoops. Meant to quote >>2677
IT'S A BOOB NOT AN ARM
Would you rather die of cancer or allow Cracky's mom to fill your anus with hot coffee? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/65bddee9
The coffee, oh, it sings to me.
I wonder if dipping your balls in coffee would work. Testicle skin is very absorbent.
the cancer dude that did the coffee thing was gay
he was involved with this guy
which raises the question
is putting coffee in your butt an inherently gay act?
Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.
While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.
What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?
You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.
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>>3798Technically it is not a hole
not A hole
Communism is bad
the only "red" I ever want to see is Cracky's nose & cheeks
does anyone have her onlyfans link?
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yea but she has like two subs cos she's old
>>2396gimme the link
if Cracky had an OnlyFans would you kill her?
should it be legal to kill people who have or use OnlyFans?
why or why not?
New theory:My Cracky is not your Cracky.
>>3387You think your particular Cracky is Cracky? Dream on...
ALL Crackies valid
ALL Crackies loved
>>3380 Are you lost? Did you wander out of your containment thread & lose your tripcode?
what if all the Crackies actually ARE the same Cracky
just different aspects
This is your brain on CRACKY
I get it, because we're nuts. Right?
I'm coming here from a long way away. from the beginning, in detail if you would, whats the deal with cracky?whats she about. who is she?
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>While some have learnt to differentiate between the real-life girl (now in her 20's) and her online Cracky persona (a perpetually 15 year old teenage camgirl) and move on with their lives, many are still desperate to find her.
>>3838can you imagine being this much of a fucking loser?
She is 30
>>3847 this is false. she is 31.
BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO
On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.
Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london
Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0
WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa
YO OLIVIA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SO MAKE A WISH, I BET YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T SUCH A BIG BISH OHHHHHH OHH OHHHH
hooray, the spreadsheet worked
LOL at Ophelia voting for herself
Do you have the fire of human liberty, anon?
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DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3225a703
what if Cracky IS the fire of human liberty?