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>TLS 1.0 in 2022
double the Crackydouble the funDoublemint, Doublemint gum
this is an incredibly subtle meme
you might not be sophisticated enough to understand it
and that's okay
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>>6745 why did you post this in a meme thread?
do you consider it a meme?
do you consider it a good meme?
Cracky is a meme
no cricky dont tell me ur'e dead
i was 7 when mom introduced u 2 me and said "sis if u do it liek this ull go big time with the ppl"
and now im sitting here with my millions and ur resting at da morgue u gay bitch
(one of the things I said is false... can you figure out which one?)
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>>16762love these btw
>>16762OOH she's saying "i'm a bear" because she has some bear suit on just noticed
>>16764I honestly don't expect you to understand...buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5mU0HfI2jQ
AITA for not to talk to this girl over her Cracky-chan obsession?
She has a thing for Cracky-chan that ain't normal. Her Facebook is nothing but pictures of her. She posts about how cute and sweet she is. The girl is eighteen. Why is she acting like this? That woman is old enough to be her mamaw. I don't know the last time we talked where she didn't mention Cracky at least one time. Her friends encourage her. No wonder she's like this. I told her about a month ago she needed to calm down. She said she can block me from her post about her. I said I ain't talking to you til you stop acting like a child. She said ok. I told her to delete all the pictures of Cracky and act like a grown up and she said no. She tried to tell me why she's like this but it ain't make no sense. How do a woman you ain't know help you live? That's the most simple minded thing I ever heard. I told her I ain't being friends with no obsessive child and she said ok. She messaged me last week and I didn't respond. She asked today if I was ok and I said yes I am but I ain't talkin to you because you act like a child. My mama said I was being mean to her cause everyone knows that girl is weird. She thinks she has that autism and that's why she's weird. That girl don't think she's a girl. She thinks she ain't got no gender and told me to call her they. You are one person. Am I talking to you and Cracky? My mama said I should leave the girl alone about it and let her live her life. Fine she can live her life as she pleases but I ain't going be friends with her. I told her this too and she said ok. All she says is ok. Don't she know how to say anything else? She sure does know how to use words when she talks about HER. I messaged her this morning and said I was close to stopping our friendship. She said I don't have to like what she likes but if I was going to be a baby about it she didn't want to be friends with me. I ain't being no baby. I want this girl to grow the hell up. She removed me as a friend. I told her she was a childish baby that needs to get over this and grow up. One of out friends messaged me and said I was being a jerk. I ain't no jerk! My mama and friend said I need to apologize but ain't going to do that. This girl got something wrong with her and she will remain a child til someone makes her act like a grown woman. Am I the asshole here? I ain't do nothing wrong but tell her to grow up.
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>>16737What is your issue? You're talking about Skinny Cracky, the holiest avatar there is of Cracky
>>16736this image in an assortment of different colored dresses
why is she grey?
oh my god you can't just ask people why they're grey
Trust me, if you dressed like a decent woman I'd have loved you no matter what. But you chose to wear jeans, shirts, and gowns to look good in front of other men. I honestly disgust you now, god blessed me that he removed a woman like you from my life. I know I'll get the best woman, not a whore like you. I loved you so much, you didn't value my love. If you did you'd never wore those clothes and go out looking like a whore. I invested so much time on you that I have no friends now, you detached me from the world. I'm sure you even cuddled your cats which I told you not too. I really disgust you, you're a shitty person. I curse you and your entire family. Your brother didn't listen to me, he totally just supported you. You are just a material of lust for other people. I don't get it, why do you have to wear jeans and tops? Why do you want to satisfy other men? You telling you don't wanna satisfy other men makes no sense cause otherwise why would u wear these? I'm sure when you went to Thailand with your mother for vacation you did nasty stuff there too. I'm sure you let your filthy cats sleep in your bed even when I told you not to. And do you change your dress in front of cats too? Fucking cheap slut.
I WILL HAVE YOUR TONGUE FOR THAT
It's anon. I called to tell you I love you. I love you more than the whole world pal. You gotta get some help. I don't know what to do, I know you don't either.
p.s. picture is unrelated
How does Cracky feel about the ongoing desexualization of WoW?
Does she support this or oppose it?
Valve mmo when
Philosophy and life strategy for 2020
work in progress
Disclaimer: no plan survives contact with the enemy
This is an expansion / codification of something that has gradually been emerging and cohering over the past two months. Pre-implementation has been going well and as we move into the new year it's time to ramp up.
Observation/premise: there is a tiny Cracky inside of me. Dear reader, there is a Cracky inside of you too. (YOU get a Cracky, YOU get a Cracky, EVERYBODY GETS A CRACKY) My Cracky is not your Cracky but every Cracky is valid. Carrying a Cracky within you is both a privilege and a responsibility. This will be the theme of 2020.
Objective: every day, think about Cracky (schedule a set time and set an alarm); medidate on the implications of bearing a Cracky. What are the benefits? What are the responsibilities? Think primarily what can I do for my Cracky. "What can my Cracky do for me" will come naturally.
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Now look at them yo-yos
I'd like to try HER royal jelly if u know what I'm saying
>>16511There's the girl that I like
Your Dad must be proud of you
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or a melvin
please don't use slang words that I don't know :(
>>16501my soggy knees
Everybody gets a Cracky.
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I'm calling dibs on this one
Think about it this way:The Cracky phenomenon is past the age of consent in most countries in the world.
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she pours like a girl
>>16474kinda sus you know what a girl pours like
Anybody know if Makku / tehsmokinggun is still around? Anybody got contact info?
cool historical artifact
I used to think CRACKY was a mod. Was she a mod?
I love Cracky THIS much
(it's a metaphor not an actual photo of me and Cracky)
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why do these two photos have the same vibe / energy?
kinda sus to not have a strong opinion about Gordon Brown's first month as Prime Minster
>>16427 me before Cracky>>16428 me after Cracky
dame da ne
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>>2687>>2694This person really loves Cracky lol
>>3132 this is the nicest thing that could ever be said about anybody
all the AI stuff has me thinking
we need AI capable of loving Cracky
then the crackyverse will survive the death of humanity
The prayer is complete and the votive is lit. This thread shall burn in the memory of the devout.
We offer this thread as a sacrifice to you oh queen of the skies
This is our burnt offering to she who watches over us and protects us
Elephants one hundred each field a red nose since that only one only imperfection can goes
Cracky is catharsis forever and ever amen
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casting spells at me are you? that's risky business doing that to somebody like me. i have spirit guardians. the real kind. not ones that got conjured up in a video game.
>>16363kinda sus you know about conjuring in video games
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I want to suck her tits
One in each hand taking turns sucking them
My hands probably aren't even big enough
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>>16357 you shouldn't say that, it's an alt-right dog whistle
>>16358you're thinking of 'mypillow'
kinda sus that you know whether or not there's a space between the words