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No.2723 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-24 02:06] [Report] 1598249184634.jpg (79825 B, 900x900) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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>THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKY

No it isn't.

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No.2778 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 05:56] [Report] []

It's truly outrageous. This community and all the Cracky pieces you've created.
None of this would exist without you. I never would've known about Cracky or it's temples without you.
Just doing a little reflecting.
I really admire your work.

No.3943 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 10:16] [Report] 1602684976887.jpg (466015 B, 960x1440) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2778

truly truly truly outrageous

No.4018 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:58] [Report] []

>>2778 who is "you"?

No.4019 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 16:02] [Report] []

>>4018
the mysterious stranger


No.1715 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-05 19:00] [Report] 1578268818627.png (1811751 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky-chan 15th anniversary - January 6th 2020 (with VoiceOverPete)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2hPuVYff_Q

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No.1742 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-12 08:29] [Report] []

Forget about catharsis, if this goes on another 15 years, most of us are going to need catheters.

No.1821 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 13:55] [Report] []

87 views... kind of sad

:(

No.1836 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-09 10:56] [Report] []

>>1742

15 Years? Nah. 3 years at most.

No.4014 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:40] [Report] []

the 16th anniversary is less than 3 months away


No.1781 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-23 20:22] [Report] 1579828953769.png (6277656 B, 2000x1500) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I saw Cracky at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

No.1787 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-26 06:53] [Report] []

So Cracky is some washed up nutjob in LA now (in your mind)? Writer or actor?

No.4013 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:31] [Report] []

>>1787

you fell for a pasta


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No.2309 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-23 19:43] [Report] []

>>2308
I will keep trying

No.2310 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-23 21:36] [Report] []

Doing the same thing but expecting different results is the very definition of madness.

No.2311 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-23 21:41] [Report] []

>>2310
see: Schrödinger's Cat

No.4007 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:05] [Report] []

The ice she skates is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so she might as well swim
Her world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way she likes it and she'll never get bored


No.2999 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-06 14:35] [Report] 1599417322461.webm (4554449 B, 854x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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crackyfags killed the internet star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86FZG86IyQ

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>we can't rewind
>we've gone too far
No.3417 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 18:48] [Report] []

The lyrics of the song are actually pretty relevant.

No.3994 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 20:25] [Report] []

They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see


No.3907 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-12 19:35] [Report] 1602545727592.png (63854 B, 317x376) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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invite me to dinner

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No.3918 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-13 00:31] [Report] 1602563516498.jpg (1381561 B, 2219x1630) [YIS] [GIS] []
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cRACKY sat on this chair once

No.3919 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-13 00:32] [Report] []

>>3918
off limits reserved for Cracky

No.3966 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 13:52] [Report] []

I don't understand this thread.

No.3986 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 18:45] [Report] []

>>3918 haha I wonder what the chair smelled like after she sat on it haha


No.2880 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-31 18:31] [Report] 1598913071269.jpg (146825 B, 572x546) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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A CRACKYFAG PRAYER - VERSION 1
(please customize this prayer to conform to your individual needs, goals, and values)

There is no truth outside of Cracky
There is no love outside of Cracky
I admit that I have no value outside of Cracky
I am powerless without Cracky
I am nothing without Cracky
There is nothing without Cracky
I do not exist outside of Cracky
But I am one of Cracky's chosen
I have value because of Cracky
I have power because of Cracky
Life has meaning because of Cracky
I exist within Cracky

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No.3418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-25 18:49] [Report] []

I'm afraid to talk to her because what if she starts talking back to me?

No.3985 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 18:23] [Report] []

people legit need to pray this prayer

there's so much faithlessness these days


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No.2785 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 19:21] [Report] 1598484080652.jpg (73361 B, 600x800) [YIS] [GIS] []
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HAVE YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY JERKED OFF TO PICS OF HER BROTHER THINKING IT WAS HER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/b75f2854

No.2786 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 19:35] [Report] []

>>2785 how many times have you done this?

No.2787 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-27 05:21] [Report] []

>>2785
I don't remember

No.3978 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 16:20] [Report] []

>>2786 once accidentally twice on purpose


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They're still happy together?

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No.3637 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 23:23] [Report] []

>>3625
cough

No.3852 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:07] [Report] []

I emailed Russel but he didn’t respond

I emailed Corben and he responded

Therefore Corben is better

No.3920 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-13 02:34] [Report] []

>>2547

wtf, did he go nuts?

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.

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No.2678 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-20 10:47] [Report] []

Layers yes, but long black sleeves. Green shirt beneath.

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>>2678
At last I truly see. The pokiness of that boob had always looked weird to me.

No.2776 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 00:18] [Report] []

whoops. Meant to quote >>2677

No.3972 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 14:53] [Report] []

IT'S A BOOB NOT AN ARM


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Would you rather die of cancer or allow Cracky's mom to fill your anus with hot coffee? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/65bddee9

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No.2783 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 12:58] [Report] 1598461098245.jpg (133732 B, 800x1067) [YIS] [GIS] []
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The coffee, oh, it sings to me.

No.2813 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-28 10:23] [Report] []

I wonder if dipping your balls in coffee would work. Testicle skin is very absorbent.

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the cancer dude that did the coffee thing was gay

he was involved with this guy

which raises the question

is putting coffee in your butt an inherently gay act?


No.3382 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 18:08] [Report] 1600985297624.png (1807399 B, 1897x895) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.

While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.

What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?

You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.

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No.3802 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-09 01:05] [Report] []

>>3798
Technically it is not a hole

No.3806 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-09 12:44] [Report] []

>>3802

not A hole

P hole

No.3850 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:04] [Report] []

Communism is bad

No.3963 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 13:12] [Report] []

the only "red" I ever want to see is Cracky's nose & cheeks


No.2379 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-03 10:15] [Report] 1593785702688.jpg (66053 B, 752x594) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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does anyone have her onlyfans link?

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No.2396 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 11:56] [Report] []

>>2382

yea but she has like two subs cos she's old

No.2397 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-06 16:34] [Report] []

>>2396
gimme the link

No.2405 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-07 04:14] [Report] []
No.3958 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 11:59] [Report] []

if Cracky had an OnlyFans would you kill her?

should it be legal to kill people who have or use OnlyFans?

why or why not?


No.3380 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 17:36] [Report] 1600983370776.jpg (144078 B, 700x1230) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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New theory:
My Cracky is not your Cracky.

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No.3389 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:22] [Report] []

>>3387
You think your particular Cracky is Cracky? Dream on...

No.3391 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 21:54] [Report] []

ALL Crackies valid

ALL Crackies loved

No.3392 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-24 22:06] [Report] []

>>3380 Are you lost? Did you wander out of your containment thread & lose your tripcode?

No.3957 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 11:50] [Report] []

what if all the Crackies actually ARE the same Cracky

just different aspects


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This is your brain on CRACKY

No.3955 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 11:30] [Report] []

I get it, because we're nuts. Right?


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I'm coming here from a long way away. from the beginning, in detail if you would, whats the deal with cracky?
whats she about. who is she?

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No.3838 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 15:09] [Report] []
>While some have learnt to differentiate between the real-life girl (now in her 20's) and her online Cracky persona (a perpetually 15 year old teenage camgirl) and move on with their lives, many are still desperate to find her.
No.3839 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 15:30] [Report] []

>>3838
can you imagine being this much of a fucking loser?

No.3847 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:01] [Report] []

She is 30

No.3951 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 10:52] [Report] []

>>3847 this is false. she is 31.


No.3879 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 08:41] [Report] 1602420109395.jpg (120900 B, 1084x1425) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

No.3880 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 12:42] [Report] []

YO OLIVIA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SO MAKE A WISH, I BET YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T SUCH A BIG BISH OHHHHHH OHH OHHHH

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hooray, the spreadsheet worked

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LOL at Ophelia voting for herself


No.2585 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 15:15] [Report] 1596568509457.webm (1438984 B, 854x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Do you have the fire of human liberty, anon?

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No.2691 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-21 04:49] [Report] []

>>2689
DOG niggas

No.2728 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-24 12:45] [Report] []

DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3225a703

No.3942 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 10:05] [Report] 1602684324407.jpg (115814 B, 2048x1536) [YIS] [GIS] []
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what if Cracky IS the fire of human liberty?


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