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No.1827 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 20:40] [Report] 1581126022580.jpg (200088 B, 640x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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SCENARIO: Cracky breaks into your home and says she needs to consume your "seed" (a.k.a. semen) to use as fuel to power her return trip to her home dimension. However, you know that if she takes your virginity you will be weak and powerless for the rest of your life. As a workaround, you offer to extract the seed yourself and then give it to her, but she says she has to do it herself in order to attain the power she needs.

You fear that if you refuse her, she may overpower you and take what she wants by force.

How would you handle this situation?

Several options:

  1. Surrender yourself, your seed, your virginity, your power.
  2. Refuse her and if she attacks, attempt to defeat her in combat
  3. Try to flee
  4. Preemptively attack her, utilizing the element of surprise to improve your chance of victory

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No.1833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-08 19:28] [Report] []

test message

No.1835 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-09 10:14] [Report] []

is this board borked now?

No.1840 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-10 06:46] [Report] []

>>1828
into Cracky

No.1847 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-14 18:29] [Report] []

>>1840

Would it be an option to put it into an unusual place?


No.1818 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 12:16] [Report] 1581095814373.jpg (70082 B, 640x736) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is there a new discord? What happened to the old one?

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No.1820 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 13:45] [Report] []

it's still there? Check ywot for address.

No.1824 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 19:14] [Report] []

Cracky absolutely despises discord

No.1825 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-07 19:16] [Report] []

>>1820 cords?

No.1829 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-08 17:55] [Report] []

>>1825
d.gg/s2cnhxS


No.1755 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 16:56] [Report] 1579125387870.jpg (585889 B, 1290x860) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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It's been a while, what have you lovely crackyfriends been listening to this past year?

Pic related, Icelandic post-punk/darkwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGpTerwcXB4

No.1756 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 17:38] [Report] []

they look kind of like Homestuck cosplayers but if that's what you're in to then more power to you

I've been listening to "Cracky Birthday Part 2" (2010) by our own Jeff the Chef because it blows the 2009 birthday song out of the water. Also I masturbate to the video sometimes.

No.1763 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-17 15:29] [Report] 1579292944736.jpg (76916 B, 960x636) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1756
They do look suspiciously like Homestuck cosplayers, don't they?

No.1766 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-19 02:42] [Report] []

>>1763

Home many of these are female?

No.1768 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-19 10:10] [Report] []

>>1766
It's wrong to assume, you need to check the pronouns section of their Twitter bios.


No.1747 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-14 17:24] [Report] 1579040696814.jpg (1334566 B, 2042x4202) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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No.1758 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-16 12:32] [Report] 1579195945100.jpg (79268 B, 367x576) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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do you think olivia has experienced bullying in childhood?

No.1760 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-16 17:17] [Report] []

Yes, actually. She was bullied by her former best friend Kimi and two other girls. They filled her locker up with used tampons and locked her in it. When she was rescued from the locker she was delirious and nearly catatonic. She was in the hospital for a while and when she woke up she realized that the trauma of the event had given her a superpower: the ability to control neckbeards. After testing out her power around town, she posted on 4chan and mind-controlled everyone who saw the thread into thinking she was cute and sweet, when in reality she's a dorky loser. So then she had this whole "swarm" of nerds supposedly stalking her, allowing her to pretend she was some kind of celebrity and object of adoration, when in reality it was all a lie. The whole Cracky phenomena was just a ruse to prop up her fragile ego and non-existent self esteem.

Did you really think you were posting here of your own free will? The sad truth is that you're being mind-raped by an otherwise ordinary girl you'd never have even looked twice at if not for the fact that she failed so hard at life that she got superpowers from it.

So basically the past 15 years of Cracky history, nearly everything that happened happened because she wanted it to. Because she's the one pulling the strings and everyone involved was reduced to a mindless drone. (Yes, even the girls, who are still neckbeards albeit on a more metaphysical level.)

Also, do you remember that time Oxford was nearly destroyed by Godzilla? Olivia is partially to blame for that as well, her and some of her weirdo friends. Yes she did "help" in the ensuing fight (mainly by suiciding a bunch of neckbeards into Godzilla, accomplishing basically nothing) but in the months and years after that she went completely off the rails -- remember that time she got arrested, tried to become a cop, and ended up shooting a baby?

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No.1653 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-13 14:00] [Report] 1576263653809.png (754164 B, 641x1111) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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blessed crossroads

No.1654 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-13 16:52] [Report] []

steal sign or you're a homo

No.1656 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-14 19:43] [Report] []

>>1654
That's obviously not going to happen because it would be illegal and highly immoral. But speaking purely hypothetically, how are street signs normally attached? Just with screws? Phillips or flathead? What size?

No.1754 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 14:53] [Report] 1579118007592.png (74572 B, 1920x1269) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Olivia Ln? More like Olivia Lm, am I right guys?


No.1685 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-31 03:38] [Report] 1577781489510.jpg (122191 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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shuts up, clocks in, loads out and eliminates all the under-30 players with her elf friend

No.1686 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-31 13:21] [Report] []

>>1685

Looks like Elon Musks girlfriend, long before they became friends, and Hana(?).

No.1751 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-15 11:05] [Report] []

>>1686
is unable to say that H-chan is the real MVP when it comes to all of this


No.1743 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-12 18:22] [Report] 1578871373176.gif (26353 B, 679x221) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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mysterious things going on?

No.1744 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-12 18:55] [Report] []

There was a fake Cracky on /r9k/ in December but it was an incredibly poor impersonation attempt, they didn't even know anything about her beyond what's on ED & knowyourmeme.


No.1687 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-31 20:23] [Report] 1577841836623.jpg (181106 B, 444x612) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I found out about Cracky and joined the "community" around 2013.
Post your remarks and observations relating to this here.

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No.1694 : #BOUNCEMEjw [2020-01-01 00:14] [Report] []

I love you. What can I do to help you? What do you need? What do you want? Which of these questions is most important to you?

No.1696 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-01 05:46] [Report] []

OP, I wish you could have been there during the golden age. We could have been great enemies & doxed each other & threatened to kill each other & it would have been great fun for all involved. But I just don't have the stomach for it anymore. I'm tired.

No.1699 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-01 18:44] [Report] []

>>1694
I love you too anon.

No.1736 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-10 10:51] [Report] 1578671484604.png (296097 B, 473x405) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Henlo fellow youth, what are the haps my sexy friend, have you been dabbing on any big yeets lately? L8r brodude and/or brodudette.


No.1726 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 09:28] [Report] 1578407328165.jpg (155218 B, 1048x409) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Olivia looks so small here, how tall was she exactly?

No.1727 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 11:06] [Report] []

"Was"? Do you think she's taller or shorter now?

No.1728 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 14:41] [Report] []

Slightly taller than the lower section of the wall but a fair bit shorter than the higher section of the wall.

No.1732 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-09 20:19] [Report] []

So could anyone please measure the height of this wall? It's in Bulwarks Lane in Oxford.

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/17194159.robber-punches-mans-face-bulwarks-lane-oxford/


No.1161 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-01-06 09:39] [Report] 1483713597985.png (534760 B, 680x978) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Make some Cracky art and post in this thread pls.

No.1237 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-14 11:25] [Report] []

I'll knock on her door on the preselected day. "What is it?" she asks, recognising me immediately from on the internet.
"Its time to go" I say, as i grab her hand and the bag that's standing next to her door, always there, in case of emergency, in case of an outbreak.
We quickly run through her front garden, knocking the garden gnome on the way to the carriage, for no apparent reason. With one perfected throw i hurl the luggage inside the coach, right through the window. "I'll pay for the window later!" I shout at the carter. We expeditiously hop on, and I give the coachman the sign to start rolling. "Do these people never clean their belongings" i beef, as i swipe some shattered glass from the satin seats. The carriage is rolling faster and faster, as we inspect the contents of the package. It was specially made for scenario's like this, and contained everything we would ever need. A pink m4, with a "hello kitty" sticker on it. And lots of ammo. And maybe some other stuff. Cracky had spend all her free time when she was not creating collages or playing dress up on optimising the speed she could assemble the m4. And now she's going to need it, because they were coming. We could hear their screams of terror, closing in quickly. Fool beasts, seemingly a cross between zombies and trolls, created to never let go of a prey, and able to track it down over great distances. They had no choice. Some evil mind had injected a pheromone into the air, the particles driving every weak mind into insanity. In the meta data, our biometric characteristics. They would only stop when i killed the creator of this bloodthirsty plan. The carriage had picked up great speed by now, but we knew we could not outrun them, so we opened fire. pew pew pew! Fire blasted from our cannons! Bones shattered, flesh tore and skin bled. (i had a small wound on my hand from the glass) The malice beasts went down easily, but it was not enough. They were coming from everywhere now. I had to know who their leader was. "There, go into that small passage!" i shouted at the driver. He pulled the reins to the left, the horses neighed, but we managed it. The passage was so small i couldn't climb out of the window, so i shot a few bullets through the roof and climbed on top. Meanwhile the zombie-trolls had bunched together in the small aisle, and my grenade launcher was super effective. I demanded the chauffeur to loan a horse, which i jumped upon and rode back to the pile of smouldering flesh (the gangway was a bit broader there, so i could cross the stagecoach), where i found one who was still a bit alive, his guts lying on the tiles. "who's your master!" i insisted.

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No.1657 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-15 18:25] [Report] []

>>1237
O, but what happenned then?
:o

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No.1662 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-17 12:46] [Report] 1576604776821.jpg (152174 B, 472x1143) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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cracky's back
on r9k

No.1663 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-17 14:11] [Report] []

I read the thread but you're a real fool if you believe that was her. It wasn't even a good RP, very poorly researched.

No.1665 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-18 20:21] [Report] 1576718480489.jpg (23231 B, 320x214) [YIS] [GIS] []
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a desperate over the hill slag who will only ever be cute again on a screen displaying aging data files.


No.1649 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-09 02:39] [Report] 1575877172881.jpg (61396 B, 300x514) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Do we have a new temple yet?

No.1661 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-16 16:59] [Report] 1576533553756.png (8815 B, 179x313) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Why do you want another? Don't we have enough?


No.1648 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-07 19:59] [Report] 1575766796235.jpg (211999 B, 1043x1304) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Look at my Cracky.


No.1165 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-05-02 18:53] [Report] 1493765597284.png (405305 B, 334x445) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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.71 is back dudes

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No.1643 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-24 10:23] [Report] []

>>1200
cracky rares in 2019? I'd never had thought

No.1644 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-24 13:50] [Report] 1574621424647.jpg (662785 B, 1242x1465) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Rares are boring. She's not even Cracky anymore. Cracky is an idea. That idea lives on inside all of us. We are all Cracky.

Make memes instead. There are an infinite number of rare memes that haven't been posted yet because we're not creating them.

Think this meme sucks? Make a better one.

No.1645 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-24 17:30] [Report] []

>>1644
you have the memes, i'll have the rares

No.1646 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-25 17:20] [Report] []

>>1644
if you really value rare memes it's foolish to just post them for everybody to see.

when I make a meme I assign it a quality rating. 5-star memes are never shared even with a single person, I'm the only one who's ever allowed to see them. 4-star memes are only shared with a single person each, so if the meme leaks I can blacklist the person from getting any more memes (even if they claim they were "hacked"). 3-star memes are sent to up to 5 people but with a different hidden watermark for each person so if it leaks I can identify and blacklist the leaker. 2-star memes are usually used in meme trade agreements so not watermarked as the person I trade them to can do whatever they want with them. and if I fuck up & make a 1-star meme, I either delete it, improve it to at least 2-star status, or send it ironically to someone I secretly hate.

know the value of your memes


No.1640 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-22 06:35] [Report] 1574422515289.png (1956749 B, 1920x1080) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Parallel Experiments Lain

https://youtu.be/-wJIc1yL1Io

No.1641 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-22 18:41] [Report] []

What about irregular experiments lain?


No.1626 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-18 13:30] [Report] 1574101824454.png (317578 B, 562x624) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Agree? Disagree? Discuss.

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No.1636 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-20 14:29] [Report] []

>>1626

Its just that the Cracky devotees do not riot in the streets, but in the ancient internet.

No.1638 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-21 17:53] [Report] []

Ok boomer

No.1639 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-21 17:58] [Report] []

>>1638

cracky is boomer now so watch your tongue


No.1224 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 12:18] [Report] 1573492682266.jpg (1084534 B, 2048x2048) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Imagine you could go back in time to a single specific moment and make a single specific change.

You are given a chance to prevent yourself from ever learning who Cracky is.

That's the only change you can make. You can only save your past self, nobody else. But you, and only you, have a chance to escape the cycle. Your past self will get a second chance at life, never knowing what was taken from them. Your present self will be cut free from fate and drift gently into oblivion.

Would you do it?

Picture is unrelated.

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No.1230 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-12 22:42] [Report] 1573616541290.jpg (111079 B, 750x628) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1224

As tempting it may be, I don't think that this single change would be sufficient to alter the trajectory of my existence in a significant way. There is a certain state of mind that always converges to the same behaviour. If it were not for Cracky, my inner self would have been occupied with something or someone else.

No.1231 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-13 22:57] [Report] []

>>1229
you win a trophy for grand prize in the category of having seen things before

nobody will ever again doubt that you are a person who has seen things before

because you have the trophy

No.1632 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-19 18:23] [Report] []

January 2005
United Kingdom

She navigates to 4chan.org... suddenly, time portals begin opening all around her.

Fucking losers from many points in the future of many parallel universes crowd into her room.

"Don't fucking post it," some shout. Others move to silence them. Combat breaks out. "They're trying to change history, post it now!" Blood sprays everywhere as the visitors continue to murder each other.

The walls collapse. Larger portals are opening in the sky outside, with ships from further in the future gating in, dropping legions of cloned soldiers.

Two alternate-universe Schwills fight each other to the death.

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No.1633 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-20 01:00] [Report] 1574229654487.jpg (92173 B, 2000x1125) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1632

I want to give you a thumbs up, but it seems in this timeline that feature is not part of imageboards, but was promoted by a commercial entity called "facebook".


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