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They're still happy together?
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I emailed Russel but he didn’t respond
I emailed Corben and he responded
Therefore Corben is better
wtf, did he go nuts?
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Layers yes, but long black sleeves. Green shirt beneath.
>>2678At last I truly see. The pokiness of that boob had always looked weird to me.
whoops. Meant to quote >>2677
IT'S A BOOB NOT AN ARM
Would you rather die of cancer or allow Cracky's mom to fill your anus with hot coffee? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/65bddee9
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The coffee, oh, it sings to me.
I wonder if dipping your balls in coffee would work. Testicle skin is very absorbent.
the cancer dude that did the coffee thing was gay
he was involved with this guy
which raises the question
is putting coffee in your butt an inherently gay act?
does anyone have her onlyfans link?
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yea but she has like two subs cos she's old
>>2396gimme the link
if Cracky had an OnlyFans would you kill her?
should it be legal to kill people who have or use OnlyFans?
why or why not?
New theory:My Cracky is not your Cracky.
>>3387You think your particular Cracky is Cracky? Dream on...
ALL Crackies valid
ALL Crackies loved
>>3380 Are you lost? Did you wander out of your containment thread & lose your tripcode?
what if all the Crackies actually ARE the same Cracky
just different aspects
This is your brain on CRACKY
I get it, because we're nuts. Right?
I'm coming here from a long way away. from the beginning, in detail if you would, whats the deal with cracky?whats she about. who is she?
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>While some have learnt to differentiate between the real-life girl (now in her 20's) and her online Cracky persona (a perpetually 15 year old teenage camgirl) and move on with their lives, many are still desperate to find her.
>>3838can you imagine being this much of a fucking loser?
She is 30
>>3847 this is false. she is 31.
Do you have the fire of human liberty, anon?
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DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3225a703
what if Cracky IS the fire of human liberty?
I miss her
she's 32 now
You're both wrong, she's not 32 or 29, she's 30.
You thought you saged it but you didn’t
>>3820 you're all wrong, she's not 32, 29, or 30. She's 31.
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No, na wa.
what was featured in the magazine's article?
WHAT WAS FEATURED IN THE MAGAZINE'S ARTICLE?
I DON'T THINK IT WAS A REAL MAGAZINE.
the half shark half alligator half man
It wasn't a real magazine
The cover was all that existed
There was no article
You have been successfully trolled in the current year by someone 15 years ago
I like the skinny ones
>>3499She's got Crakys hair. Stop bullying.
I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.
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I loled, this is genius. That's unfortunately a very fitting transcription of the story into our times.
>>1716brilliant. i'm sure olivia would approve
I'm just relaying what I've heard from the team running the Cracky 2.0 project, but I'm glad you're excited about it.
Although Olivia won't be playing Cracky anymore, it's possible she'll be making a cameo in one of the movies, so get hyped for that!
The credit for all of this goes to the studio's new Vice President of Intersectionality, who's also serving as showrunner for the Cracky: Origins series. She's also personally writing and directing the first three movies to ensure that the new Cracky franchise is purged of the misogyny and toxic masculinity that permeated the series in the past.
She's a real advocate for the marginalized and underprivileged. For example, she had a great storyline idea that's going to serve the B-plot for episode 5: a member of the Bounceme gang tells a new recruit to "lurk more", which is a form of blatant gatekeeping, a bit ableist, and also reflective of the speaker's white privilege. So the newcomer is going to shiv the gatekeeper in the prison shower. It's going to be a bit gory but we feel it's necessary to teach kids the consequences of toxic behavior. As the newcomer stands there covered in his enemy's blood, the shower starts to wash the blood away and he has an epiphany that his Cracky obsession was rooted in sexism. He then uses the shiv to castrate himself (qualifying himself for early release) and goes to work in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless! Spinoff series? Maybe!
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Olivia definitely checks this board from time to time, or the worldoftext at the very least.You know you would too in her place.
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>>2893I was thinking more like one of the neighbors you rescue
got any faux buttocks pics? hindquarters?
no anus please just cheeks
let's keep it PG-13
>>2893this is freaking scaryI can't even look at something so horrifying i'm too creeped out for this
Why haven't you sworn an oath of fealty and allegiance to the Rothschild family yet?
How can you even call yourself a crackyfag?
Get on board the winning team, anon.
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>failing to realize that "right-wing politics" is a Jewish psyop
>>2848 and yet they would still be more reliable than the others.Why are you trusting any news sites, especially political news, to tell the truth about anything? All of the information you want is available by looking it up yourself. Just like the recent events with the kid who was chased by a convicted pedophile, a convicted wife beater, and another convicted felon with a gun. All of them Jews. Your sources immediately published lies, and continue to do so, even when the event is so perfectly captured that there's no possibility for any other interpretation of what occurred; a kid defending his life while attempting to escape from danger.
Okay let me break down for you what's really going on in the world. World War 2 was actually a manufactured conflict to keep the world distracted while 6 million Jews secretly migrated to a city on the moon. You can't see them with telescopes because they're on the far side. People got so used to seeing rockets launched that they failed to notice that many of the rockets never came down again. Because they were carrying Jews to the moon. The Germans set up fake death camps and cremated a bunch of livestock, so that when people noticed so many of the Jews missing, (((Hitler))) was like "oh yeah I totally killed them LOL, don't look too closely at the bones", and then he killed himself, because he was paid to do it. And then a few decades later, the fake moon landings were staged to kill off any interest in real moon landings, which would jeopardize the secrecy of the operation. The moon Jews do have lasers so gentiles landing on the moon would be literally impossible, but they don't want anybody to know they're there at all. And the Jews left on Earth mostly don't even know about this! And of the few who know about it, the Rothschilds are the ONLY family who still has a way to communicate with the moon Jews. But the moon city is getting overpopulated. World War 3 is going to start soon, all the telescopes are going to be destroyed, all the satellites are going to be blown up, so that nobody notices ships launching from the moon bound for Mars. And this time it's going to be an invasion, not a migration, because of the Martians who already live there. But the Rothschilds are secretly in communication with the Martians, so the invasion is going to fail. The Martians promised the Rothschilds that they'll be allowed to settle on both Phobos and Deimos. But the Rothschilds are actually playing both sides -- they have their own fleet of spaceships built in Australia ready to take off, and they're going to betray the Martians, wipe them out, and claim Mars for themselves. Everything else happening in the world is just a smokescreen to cover all this up.
does the eye still see?
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That angel riding the Segway was pretty trippy
DOES THE EYE STILL SEE? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3bb8fe88
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i hope she's getting great sex from some chad and they're married with twelve children
this could be her
what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?
Yes, there is another place where most of the survivors actively hang out, and a few other places of lesser significance as well. Keep searching. Reach out to people privately. Don't be afraid to ask for help and don't give up. You'll find your way.