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No.793 : Anonymous [10/07/04(Sun)14:41] [Report] 1278268860799.jpg (96607 B, 479x622) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I'm coming here from a long way away. from the beginning, in detail if you would, whats the deal with cracky?
whats she about. who is she?

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No.3838 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 15:09] [Report] []
>While some have learnt to differentiate between the real-life girl (now in her 20's) and her online Cracky persona (a perpetually 15 year old teenage camgirl) and move on with their lives, many are still desperate to find her.
No.3839 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 15:30] [Report] []

>>3838
can you imagine being this much of a fucking loser?

No.3847 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:01] [Report] []

She is 30

No.3951 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 10:52] [Report] []

>>3847 this is false. she is 31.


No.3879 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 08:41] [Report] 1602420109395.jpg (120900 B, 1084x1425) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

No.3880 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 12:42] [Report] []

YO OLIVIA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SO MAKE A WISH, I BET YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T SUCH A BIG BISH OHHHHHH OHH OHHHH

No.3899 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 23:28] [Report] 1602473299209.png (28798 B, 272x557) [YIS] [GIS] []
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hooray, the spreadsheet worked

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LOL at Ophelia voting for herself


No.2585 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 15:15] [Report] 1596568509457.webm (1438984 B, 854x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Do you have the fire of human liberty, anon?

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No.2690 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-21 03:49] [Report] 1597996166656.gif (2085243 B, 480x274) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.2691 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-21 04:49] [Report] []

>>2689
DOG niggas

No.2728 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-24 12:45] [Report] []

DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3225a703

No.3942 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 10:05] [Report] 1602684324407.jpg (115814 B, 2048x1536) [YIS] [GIS] []
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what if Cracky IS the fire of human liberty?


No.1173 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-02-12 11:38] [Report] 1549989533419.png (2137498 B, 1150x1250) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I miss her

she's 32 now

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No.3820 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 06:44] [Report] []

>>1173
>>1174

You're both wrong, she's not 32 or 29, she's 30.

No.3833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 11:38] [Report] []

sage

No.3848 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:02] [Report] []

You thought you saged it but you didn’t

No.3940 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 09:52] [Report] []

>>3820 you're all wrong, she's not 32, 29, or 30. She's 31.


No.3866 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 06:15] [Report] 1602411347426.jpg (380404 B, 1280x731) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Jacinda thread

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No.3870 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 06:16] [Report] 1602411380590.jpg (102828 B, 640x640) [YIS] [GIS] []
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No.3875 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 07:40] [Report] []

sage


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it is??

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No.3267 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 17:54] [Report] 1600811690215.jpg (86603 B, 1000x665) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.3268 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-22 17:54] [Report] []

No, na wa.

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No.3046 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-09 17:50] [Report] 1599688256275.jpg (116628 B, 600x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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what was featured in the magazine's article?

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No.3168 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 12:51] [Report] []

WHAT WAS FEATURED IN THE MAGAZINE'S ARTICLE?

No.3169 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 13:15] [Report] []

I DON'T THINK IT WAS A REAL MAGAZINE.

No.3170 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-16 17:33] [Report] []

the half shark half alligator half man

No.3563 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-05 11:09] [Report] []

It wasn't a real magazine

The cover was all that existed

There was no article

You have been successfully trolled in the current year by someone 15 years ago

Omedetou


No.3498 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 03:35] [Report] 1601451346867.jpg (90802 B, 550x550) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I like the skinny ones

No.3499 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 03:42] [Report] []

meth=death

No.3508 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-30 13:57] [Report] []

>>3499
She's got Crakys hair. Stop bullying.


No.1245 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 18:43] [Report] 1573861438024.png (683607 B, 480x640) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.

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No.1719 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:07] [Report] []

>>1716

I loled, this is genius. That's unfortunately a very fitting transcription of the story into our times.

No.1720 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-06 19:15] [Report] []

>>1716
brilliant. i'm sure olivia would approve

No.1723 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-07 06:25] [Report] 1578396314329.png (399656 B, 442x380) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1720

I'm just relaying what I've heard from the team running the Cracky 2.0 project, but I'm glad you're excited about it.

Although Olivia won't be playing Cracky anymore, it's possible she'll be making a cameo in one of the movies, so get hyped for that!

The credit for all of this goes to the studio's new Vice President of Intersectionality, who's also serving as showrunner for the Cracky: Origins series. She's also personally writing and directing the first three movies to ensure that the new Cracky franchise is purged of the misogyny and toxic masculinity that permeated the series in the past.

She's a real advocate for the marginalized and underprivileged. For example, she had a great storyline idea that's going to serve the B-plot for episode 5: a member of the Bounceme gang tells a new recruit to "lurk more", which is a form of blatant gatekeeping, a bit ableist, and also reflective of the speaker's white privilege. So the newcomer is going to shiv the gatekeeper in the prison shower. It's going to be a bit gory but we feel it's necessary to teach kids the consequences of toxic behavior. As the newcomer stands there covered in his enemy's blood, the shower starts to wash the blood away and he has an epiphany that his Cracky obsession was rooted in sexism. He then uses the shiv to castrate himself (qualifying himself for early release) and goes to work in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless! Spinoff series? Maybe!

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No.3281 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-23 01:38] [Report] 1600839523979.jpg (480091 B, 2565x3600) [YIS] [GIS] []

No.2054 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-05-20 20:15] [Report] 1590020141863.jpg (514105 B, 1280x1707) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Olivia definitely checks this board from time to time, or the worldoftext at the very least.
You know you would too in her place.

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No.2894 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 00:36] [Report] []

>>2893
I was thinking more like one of the neighbors you rescue

No.2896 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 06:34] [Report] []

got any faux buttocks pics? hindquarters?

No.2897 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 06:37] [Report] []

no anus please just cheeks

let's keep it PG-13

No.2899 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-09-01 19:26] [Report] []

>>2893
this is freaking scary
I can't even look at something so horrifying
i'm too creeped out for this


No.2833 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 07:28] [Report] 1598786903935.png (931255 B, 1145x1024) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Why haven't you sworn an oath of fealty and allegiance to the Rothschild family yet?

How can you even call yourself a crackyfag?

Get on board the winning team, anon.

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No.2848 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 13:36] [Report] 1598809012139.jpg (7992 B, 230x162) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>failing to realize that "right-wing politics" is a Jewish psyop
No.2849 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 14:06] [Report] []

>>2848 and yet they would still be more reliable than the others.
Why are you trusting any news sites, especially political news, to tell the truth about anything? All of the information you want is available by looking it up yourself. Just like the recent events with the kid who was chased by a convicted pedophile, a convicted wife beater, and another convicted felon with a gun. All of them Jews. Your sources immediately published lies, and continue to do so, even when the event is so perfectly captured that there's no possibility for any other interpretation of what occurred; a kid defending his life while attempting to escape from danger.

No.2850 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-30 14:44] [Report] []

Okay let me break down for you what's really going on in the world. World War 2 was actually a manufactured conflict to keep the world distracted while 6 million Jews secretly migrated to a city on the moon. You can't see them with telescopes because they're on the far side. People got so used to seeing rockets launched that they failed to notice that many of the rockets never came down again. Because they were carrying Jews to the moon. The Germans set up fake death camps and cremated a bunch of livestock, so that when people noticed so many of the Jews missing, (((Hitler))) was like "oh yeah I totally killed them LOL, don't look too closely at the bones", and then he killed himself, because he was paid to do it. And then a few decades later, the fake moon landings were staged to kill off any interest in real moon landings, which would jeopardize the secrecy of the operation. The moon Jews do have lasers so gentiles landing on the moon would be literally impossible, but they don't want anybody to know they're there at all. And the Jews left on Earth mostly don't even know about this! And of the few who know about it, the Rothschilds are the ONLY family who still has a way to communicate with the moon Jews. But the moon city is getting overpopulated. World War 3 is going to start soon, all the telescopes are going to be destroyed, all the satellites are going to be blown up, so that nobody notices ships launching from the moon bound for Mars. And this time it's going to be an invasion, not a migration, because of the Martians who already live there. But the Rothschilds are secretly in communication with the Martians, so the invasion is going to fail. The Martians promised the Rothschilds that they'll be allowed to settle on both Phobos and Deimos. But the Rothschilds are actually playing both sides -- they have their own fleet of spaceships built in Australia ready to take off, and they're going to betray the Martians, wipe them out, and claim Mars for themselves. Everything else happening in the world is just a smokescreen to cover all this up.

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does the eye still see?

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No.1243 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-15 17:34] [Report] []

That angel riding the Segway was pretty trippy

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DOES THE EYE STILL SEE? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/3bb8fe88

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Time to make a thread for Cracky content created with AI mediation.

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No.2777 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-26 02:16] [Report] []

Cute!

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>>2763
They were fine where they were.( Not here.)

No.2808 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-28 08:55] [Report] []

>>2805
imagine she wants you dead and will stop at nothing

No.2812 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-28 10:21] [Report] []

I don't have to imagine it.


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soup slutchan

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No.2638 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-13 01:17] [Report] []

i hope she's getting great sex from some chad and they're married with twelve children

No.2640 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-13 18:15] [Report] 1597356931320.jpg (98746 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this could be her

No.2646 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-16 05:37] [Report] []

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

No.2649 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-16 09:50] [Report] []

Yes, there is another place where most of the survivors actively hang out, and a few other places of lesser significance as well. Keep searching. Reach out to people privately. Don't be afraid to ask for help and don't give up. You'll find your way.


No.2595 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-04 22:10] [Report] 1596593416682.jpg (135490 B, 1024x800) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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It's an anniversary.

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No.2605 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-05 17:58] [Report] []

>>2604
INTERESTING HOW THE LETTER M LOOKS IN A DOCTORED PHOTOGRAH GOING AROUND ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING RETARD?

No.2606 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-05 23:41] [Report] []

>>2605
NO U

No.2615 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-07 12:46] [Report] []

>>2605
Insult me again and the consequences will never be the same.

No.2616 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-08-07 16:23] [Report] []

>>2615
I'm sorry father please forgive me for I have sinned


No.2472 : Barack Obama [2020-07-15 22:38] [Report] 1594867106468.jpg (11847 B, 680x597) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I am giving back to my community due to Covid-19!

All Cracky rares posted to my thread below will be sent back doubled. If you sent 1000 Cracky rares, I will send back 2000!

Only doing this for the next 30 months! Enjoy.

No.2475 : Elon Musk [2020-07-16 07:34] [Report] 1594899272275.png (27603 B, 563x521) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I support Cracky rares and I believe you should too!

All Cracky rares sent to the thread below will be sent back to you doubled!

Only going on for the next 30 seconds. Enjoy.


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No.716 : Anonymous [10/01/16(Sat)22:55] [Report] []

>>191
>>190
>>193

odd that it's actually her. she looks too slutty and bimbo-ish in those series. maybe it's just the blond hair.

No.1167 : Anonymous Stalker [2017-09-04 11:41] [Report] []

>>360
what do you mean she died? How do you know? sources?

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>>204

>mfw Cracky's vagoo
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No.2418 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-08 21:32] [Report] 1594258369324.png (189082 B, 1440x587) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Are you here, friend?

I didn't see this until today, far too late.

4chan doesn't remember her. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way.

Anyway... this isn't all there is. Keep searching. The loss of .71 was unfortunate but life goes only. Cracky is forever.

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No.2421 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-09 12:33] [Report] []

Web hosting companies have other customers? Wow, what a twist.

No.2460 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-14 02:47] [Report] []

>>2421
you seem upset

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