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No.1126 : Anonymous Stalker [2015-04-14 11:50] [Report] 1429026622957.jpg (520031 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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she really likes green

No.2348 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-30 22:49] [Report] []

What is she hinting at??

No.2368 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-01 16:35] [Report] []

She's looking to the exits lol

No.2375 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-02 14:05] [Report] 1593713123009.png (1317741 B, 750x1000) [YIS] [GIS] []
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green is not a creative color

No.4627 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-18 16:14] [Report] []

She never had purple hair. Does she hate purple?


No.4396 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-02 02:51] [Report] 1604303470688.png (800875 B, 515x675) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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"you can fuck my sister"

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No.4446 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 10:36] [Report] 1604590568942.jpg (13654 B, 500x333) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4445 remember the bin bag

Cracky has canonically been garbage since 2005

No.4447 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 10:59] [Report] 1604591995321.png (95631 B, 228x443) [YIS] [GIS] []
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kek

No.4573 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 06:07] [Report] []

I wouldn't let him fuck me but I might let him kiss me.

No.4592 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-17 16:39] [Report] []

Looking for a glowie who can larp as Cracky for me


No.4428 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 03:13] [Report] 1604477625451.jpg (45978 B, 654x684) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Help. CRACKY wont stop nagging me😸🙈. I don't want to talk to her anymore.
Should I call the Interpol?

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No.4449 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 13:17] [Report] []

YOU FAIL IT (it is posting in the correct thread)

No.4450 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-05 14:16] [Report] []

You're in big trouble if they find out you hugged Cracky

No.4460 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-06 01:35] [Report] []

>>4448
foot powder

No.4564 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 21:47] [Report] 1605581243253.jpg (49892 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.


No.1673 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-12-23 05:53] [Report] 1577098392317.jpg (234764 B, 425x455) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Give me cracky

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No.4536 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-15 19:39] [Report] []

>>1675
what i don't remember this post

No.4537 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-15 19:45] [Report] []

>>4536 I remember posting it.

No.4549 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 10:33] [Report] []

>>1675
I get it now. The true meaning of Christmas. It isn't about toys or Gifts and candy-canes although that is a part of it all.
Deep down what Christmas is really about is Cracky and her warmth.
Cracky is Christmas and Christmas is Cracky

No.4555 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-16 19:57] [Report] []

>>4549 no actually it is about candy canes

if you sharpen a candy cane into a shiv and stab yourself in the heart, Cracky will appear to comfort you as you die


No.1045 : Anonymous Stalker [12/06/17(Sun)13:21] [Report] 1339953687719.png (363398 B, 518x641) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Cracky turns 23 this year.

She may enjoy life to her fullest.
She may be an employed professional.
She may be someones wife.
She may be a loving mother.

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No.4493 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 07:25] [Report] []

i just want to bang here haha

No.4499 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 19:34] [Report] []

>>4492

>there was a party on Discord

Oh, i wouldn't know anything about that,.
This thread is 8 years old though.

No.4500 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 20:15] [Report] []

So you're saying the thread may be starting puberty in a few years?

No.4514 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-14 01:08] [Report] []

idk.
Normally, threads don't live as long as humans, so i'd guess they go into puberty earlier, right?
I reckon this thread's probably reached old age by the same logic.
May-be this is a different species from the threads i'm used to though,
and everything i said is invalid."\/(._.)\/"


No.4276 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-25 12:30] [Report] 1603643426286.jpg (44848 B, 480x571) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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A homework assignment for you:

Miriam had four children that survived to adulthood. In birth order: Mary (1945), Charles (1948), Charlotte (1948), and Johanna (1951).

You can see 3 of them (left to right: Charlotte, Charles, and Johanna) with Miriam in this photo.

Multiple sources refer to TWO of the children being adopted, but don't say which.

Other sources refer to only ONE of the children being adopted: Johanna.

Your mission is to find conclusive evidence that Charles WAS or WAS NOT adopted. If you find evidence that Charles was adopted, bonus points will be awarded for any information about Charles's birth parents or the circumstances surrounding the adoption.

Since it appears that at most 2 children were adopted, and Johanna appears to be one of them, proving that either Mary or Charlotte was adopted would be equivalent to proving that Charles was not adopted.

No.4289 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-26 20:05] [Report] []

I get what you're going for but wouldn't it be easier to get a strand of Olivia or Alex's hair and send it to a lab to be checked for reptile DNA?

If it tests as 100% human, then it confirms that Charles was adopted.

No.4388 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-31 20:30] [Report] []

This is a fake post by Russian Troll Farms! Their goal is to use false information to undermine the U.S. election and Americans sense of trust. They post video that is obscure and misleading. The posts have thousands of views upon initial loading because they hack the page and Russian bots create the fake views. Hundreds of comments in favor of one candidate (Trump) with fake likes are loaded in by one individual with the help of bots. There are few comments after an initial post.

No.4490 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-12 03:55] [Report] []

>>4388
I was dreaming this morning that i was back in school still, and my friends were coming over, but i couldn't see them because there were all these curtains in the way.
After a while i realized i was staring at the heap of clothes on the other side of my room, which your post reminded me of, and no one was coming.


No.780 : Anonymous [10/05/23(Sun)11:30] [Report] 1274628618315.jpg (59533 B, 595x768) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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No.4250 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-23 20:22] [Report] []

Post the original or you're a cop

No.4257 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-24 00:36] [Report] []

>>4250 so if I'm a cop I'm not allowed to post it????

No.4259 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-24 03:17] [Report] []

he's a cop

No.4471 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-09 16:12] [Report] []

speaking of cops I wonder if whatBandages was successful at becoming a cop

he certainly had the personality and temperament for it


No.4437 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 17:19] [Report] 1604528395750.jpg (1078813 B, 3040x4737) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is Cracky too old to become an onlyfans whore?

No.4438 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 18:09] [Report] []

There's no age limit; the only requirement is zero self esteem so she definitely qualifies!

No.4439 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 18:36] [Report] []

that's for poor people

No.4440 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 19:03] [Report] []

It appears that Kathy went all the way to full porn now. Time for Cracky to advance, too?

No.4441 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-04 19:07] [Report] []

Kathleen is significantly more mentally ill than Olivia ever was, though. Olivia on her worst day is saner than Kat on her best day. So Olivia would probably not do porn, unless she's degenerated drastically in the years since we last heard from her.


No.4391 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-01 15:43] [Report] 1604263391332.jpg (66725 B, 750x769) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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So is it all just pedophiles on this board, or are there young people posting here who like Cracky?
Seems like all the young Crackyfags are everywhere else online.

No.4392 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-01 16:20] [Report] []

please do not sexualize the skyqueen

No.4395 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-11-01 20:06] [Report] []

How young is young?

A lot of the Discord crew is early 20's. Some lurk here just in case anything interesting ever happens (it doesn't) and sometimes shitpost.


No.3922 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-13 17:39] [Report] 1602625194705.png (2524858 B, 1468x680) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Is it possible to learn this power?

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No.4328 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-29 04:13] [Report] []

>>4251

who dat

No.4330 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-29 06:13] [Report] []

>>4328
Some beardo who makes duets on tiktok exclusively with.teen girls and makes creepy comments on their videos. Just ask Ciara...oh wait, you can't, she's dead.

No.4334 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-29 13:37] [Report] 1603993060241.jpg (160805 B, 608x419) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I wonder if crackybro is circumcised.

Father is secular Jewish. Mother is Spaniard probably from a Catholic background but not known to be religious.

Circumcision uncommon in the UK, yes?

What's the probability?

He has social medias. We have many ladies in the crackyverse. Surely one of them is brave enough to solicit a dick pic?

He could possibly be gay. But we have gentlemen too so either way, we should be able to get it done.

No.4337 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-29 15:48] [Report] 1604000913680.jpg (159616 B, 800x754) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4334

So, would you let him fuck you if he was circumcised?


No.924 : Anonymous [10/12/11(Sat)15:50] [Report] 1292100627502.jpg (420599 B, 1200x1600) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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No.4271 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-24 23:29] [Report] []

I e-mailed one of the Beccas and told her about this thread

Maybe she'll find it amusing

Maybe she won't

Which Becca I e-mailed will be left as an exercise to the reader

No.4272 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-25 00:42] [Report] []

>>4271
Was it Olivia Becca because if not I don't fucking care

No.4273 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-25 04:40] [Report] []

>>4271

one has to assume it was the "real" one

No.4317 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-28 06:40] [Report] []

update: she said "lol"


No.1750 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-14 18:41] [Report] 1579045309093.jpg (1659406 B, 2560x1440) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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heaven is getting necroskullfucked by livvie forever
picture unrelated

No.1773 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-20 13:57] [Report] []

>>1750

What is a necroskull? Are these the skeletonized remains of a human head?

Cracky does not have a penis, so she would likely use an artificial phallic object?

I assume "fucking" in the context means that Cracky would insert beforementioned phallic object into an orifice of the skeletonized head and thrust it in and out in a repetitive sequence of movements?

So, now you are telling me that you equate the concept of "heaven" with a specific person thrusting oblong objects into openings of undecomposed remains of your carcass after you are dead?

I blame the girl.

No.1814 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-02-06 14:03] [Report] []

>>1773
sounds about right yeah

No.2414 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-07 19:39] [Report] []

>>1773
also don't forget that it should last forever

No.4314 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 21:23] [Report] 1603848203262.jpg (130862 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Crypt of the Necroskullfucker


No.2501 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-07-18 15:48] [Report] 1595101736978.png (1241956 B, 849x855) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Crackyfag alignment chart!

Disagree? Make your own.

REMINDER: only Cracky can be both cute and sweet.

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No.4042 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 20:01] [Report] []

>>3947 who are you

No.4045 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 20:13] [Report] []

>>3947
You didn't make it on the chart, sorry!

No.4059 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 21:54] [Report] []

>>4042

we are the persons you do not know the identity of
there are very many of us
we do not accept apologies
we remember things very well
please look forward to us

No.4313 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 20:57] [Report] []

>>2501 Faux is sweet, not neutral

I think we need to revisit the "only Cracky can be cute and sweet" rule

it's unduly restrictive


No.646 : Anonymous Stalker [09/10/08(Thu)14:25] [Report] 1255037136821.jpg (69147 B, 715x533) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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I love cracky but i have no stalking skillz.
Post some rares please.

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No.2250 : #nigGersCiA [2020-06-16 20:21] [Report] []

Unacceptable. She won't get away with this.

#cancelcrackychan

#crackyisoverparty

#blm

No.2263 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-19 04:44] [Report] 1592556293906.jpg (51482 B, 1280x720) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2250

>BLM

We're not saying black lives don't matter, they just mattered more when they were property.

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No.4302 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 13:29] [Report] []

so what?


No.548 : Anonymous Stalker [09/07/30(Thu)13:41] [Report] 1248986482579.jpg (107845 B, 632x596) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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My fellows and Cracky (I know you read this board and I love you),
I believe that we have become trapped here, alone, together on our Cracky ghetto. This is a wonderful place certainly, but we should to circulate our love too. We can't be selfish, so ITT we shall gather and in a couple weeks we will go out, en mass, and celebrate our love.

EVERYONE REPORT IN.

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No.4298 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 11:09] [Report] []

et tu, moderator?

No.4299 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 11:36] [Report] []

>>4298 nobody is going to reply to them

No.4300 : #cuEqWjdlfk [2020-10-27 13:16] [Report] []

is this okay, then?

No.4301 : paulie #cuEqWjdlfk [2020-10-27 13:17] [Report] []

How about this?


No.1086 : Anonymous Stalker [12/12/16(Sun)05:23] [Report] 1355653431727.jpg (400558 B, 800x706) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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new rare

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No.4287 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-26 14:49] [Report] []

you seem to be deliberately bad at getting clues

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No.4290 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-26 22:37] [Report] []

>>4288
it's all so tiresome

No.4291 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-27 09:39] [Report] 1603805988286.jpg (50582 B, 600x881) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>4287 you seem to be deliberately bad at getting pussy


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No.4016 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:50] [Report] []

>>2180 are you still happy?

No.4017 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:52] [Report] []

>>4016
Yes :)

No.4139 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 17:26] [Report] []
No.4242 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-23 15:44] [Report] []

>>4139
omg thank you i'm crying right now lol


No.1151 : Anonymous Stalker [2016-10-08 02:12] [Report] 1475907142127.jpg (56236 B, 699x1095) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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recent surveilance photo

No.4239 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-23 11:22] [Report] []

not her

No.4241 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-23 15:34] [Report] []

>>1151
nice!


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