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No.15810 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-11 08:12] [Report] 1662898369811.jpg (172276 B, 572x831) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Post kimi


No.2150 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299195883.jpg (186354 B, 1200x793) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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During one of your many travels, you meet a genie who presents you with two seemingly identical Crackybells.
He goes on to explain that the bells are enchanted and each one of them has a different effect.

- If you ring the bell on the left, Cracky will appear in front of you BUT she has a 50% chance of trying to force herself on you, stealing your virginity in the process. (You are well aware that losing your virginity entails losing all your magical powers that you have spent decades to perfect)

  • If you ring the bell on the right, you will be transported to the Crackyfennec dimension and spend the rest of your life living with them. Over time, you'll adopt their customs and start eating roadkill and menthol cigarette butts off the ground to survive.

Take your pick and make sure you don't end up regretting it.

No.2151 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299229988.jpg (36198 B, 195x257) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Pictured for reference: a Crackyfennec.

No.2152 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:51] [Report] 1591300288237.jpg (128132 B, 736x1191) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Ah, another deceptive choice. It was never stated that ringing EITHER of the bells is mandatory, or, for that matter, that ringing both bells is not allowed. Furthermore, it was not forbidden to very carefully take possession of a bell without allowing it to ring, such that it can be sold later. Nor was it stated that the bells are single-use.

This scenario is HIGHLY munchkinable, but I'll just leave you with an ancient proverb that feels apropos:

"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will."
~The Epic of Gilgamesh by anonymous Mesopotamian author, c. 1800 BC, translated from Sumerian to English by Elon Musk

No.2159 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-05 04:47] [Report] []

>>2150
So, after Cracky steals your virginity she leaves or...?

No.15791 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-10 15:25] [Report] []

hey OP if you're still here why don't you post the correct answer? it's been two years we deserve closure on this


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do you think olivia has experienced bullying in childhood?

No.1760 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-01-16 17:17] [Report] []

Yes, actually. She was bullied by her former best friend Kimi and two other girls. They filled her locker up with used tampons and locked her in it. When she was rescued from the locker she was delirious and nearly catatonic. She was in the hospital for a while and when she woke up she realized that the trauma of the event had given her a superpower: the ability to control neckbeards. After testing out her power around town, she posted on 4chan and mind-controlled everyone who saw the thread into thinking she was cute and sweet, when in reality she's a dorky loser. So then she had this whole "swarm" of nerds supposedly stalking her, allowing her to pretend she was some kind of celebrity and object of adoration, when in reality it was all a lie. The whole Cracky phenomena was just a ruse to prop up her fragile ego and non-existent self esteem.

Did you really think you were posting here of your own free will? The sad truth is that you're being mind-raped by an otherwise ordinary girl you'd never have even looked twice at if not for the fact that she failed so hard at life that she got superpowers from it.

So basically the past 15 years of Cracky history, nearly everything that happened happened because she wanted it to. Because she's the one pulling the strings and everyone involved was reduced to a mindless drone. (Yes, even the girls, who are still neckbeards albeit on a more metaphysical level.)

Also, do you remember that time Oxford was nearly destroyed by Godzilla? Olivia is partially to blame for that as well, her and some of her weirdo friends. Yes she did "help" in the ensuing fight (mainly by suiciding a bunch of neckbeards into Godzilla, accomplishing basically nothing) but in the months and years after that she went completely off the rails -- remember that time she got arrested, tried to become a cop, and ended up shooting a baby?

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Dear Cracky,

How do you feel about this?

What are your opinions regarding Bill Gates?

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No.11146 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 10:38] [Report] []

You see Cracky is the Big Black Scary Monster. The Cracky community are the kids on the bus. We're told not to leave the bus or a big scary monster will come and eat us. But staying on the bus is surely a slow painful death because Cracky has left us and isn't returning. We're conflicted. Do we cling on to a false hope that she will return or do we leave only to be eaten by her.

No.11150 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-20 16:35] [Report] []

>>11146
she hasn't left us
you can't see her because your eyes are closed
OPEN YOUR EYES

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No.15778 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-10 10:32] [Report] []

>>11089
out of all these games Candy Crush is the only one that actually does well


No.13101 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-05-28 22:42] [Report] 1653792163418.png (1376302 B, 900x601) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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block out the bad thoughts

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No.13160 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-06-01 14:05] [Report] []

Have you ever heard of King Arthur?
Would you be interested in a video game about King Arthur?
Maybe we can call it
"King Arthur"

No.13162 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-06-01 15:06] [Report] 1654110419158.jpg (125873 B, 1181x1748) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>13160 yeah she's pretty cute

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saiba

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>Chapter XXVI. How states are ruined on account of women.
>... first, we see that women have been the cause of great dissensions and much ruin to states, and have caused great damage to those who govern them. We have seen, in the history of Rome, that the outrage committed upon Lucretia deprived the Tarquins of their throne, and the attempt upon Virginia caused the Decemvirs the loss of their authority. Thus, Aristotle mentions as one of the first causes of the ruin of tyrants the outrages committed by them upon the wives and daughters of others, either by violence or seduction; and we have discussed this subject at length when treating of conspiracies. I say, therefore, that absolute princes and rulers of republics should not be indifferent to this subject, but should well reflect upon the disorders that may arise from such causes, and should see that proper remedies be applied in time, ere they involve their state or republic in loss and shame. This happened to the people of Ardea, who, after having permitted the quarrel amongst their citizens (which we have mentioned above) to grow to that degree that it led to civil war, were obliged afterwards, by way of restoring union, to ask the intervention of strangers, which is a great step to a loss of independence

~Rufus, "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989)

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>"Switzerland possesses the most disgusting and miserable people and political system. The Swiss are the mortal enemies of the new Germany."

-Adolf Hitler

No.10711 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-04 23:25] [Report] []

"I farted"
~vlad

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10KGET

this GET belongs to CRACKY-CHAN the QUEEN of the SKY now and FOREVER

ALL YOUR GET ARE BELONG TO HER

(this is what the refrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzZ8Y4Cs8A)

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No.10075 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-04 12:57] [Report] 1638640626033.gif (3862946 B, 498x278) [YIS] [GIS] []
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this is an outrage

why isn't somebody doing something

the integrity of the entire GET system is being undermined

this is extremely dangerous to our democracy

No.10157 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-10 08:54] [Report] 1639144453976.jpg (39953 B, 437x481) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Livia

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Livia_TCG

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No.9395 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-13 19:57] [Report] 1634169437790.jpg (12073 B, 125x229) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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What is the picture in the background? As in, whose art is it? Is it a well-known painting that I missed out on or is it from some obscure artist (or possibly someone Olivia knows personally)?

Extra question: what is the image in the bottom? Looks like food, but what food? And why do you think she has it on her wall?

No.9399 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-13 22:07] [Report] []

love her soft, pale skin with those little freckles
i want to sink my fangs into that neck mm

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No.15760 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-09 20:11] [Report] []

>>15751
meowtendoo?


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Enter your comment

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No.9796 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-15 22:19] [Report] []

>>9795

>how do you feel about vulva

I like it but only if it's Hers

No.9797 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-16 07:27] [Report] []

I'm Her Dad btw

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Who would win in a fight, olivio or aivia? Which one is more powerful?

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No.9529 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 17:57] [Report] []

aivia has more cushion for the pushin

No.9530 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 18:00] [Report] []

olivilo has them child bearing hips

No.9843 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-21 11:34] [Report] []

>>9524
Aivia got those shang ring claws

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"Well, we were a little more interested in the parts Olivia was singing."

"Olivia as in me, or Olivia as in her?"

"Your name's Olivia too?"

"No, that's why I'm so FUCKING confused."

No.9497 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-22 15:37] [Report] []

>>9496
right or left?

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

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No.9331 : 32 [2021-10-10 19:00] [Report] 1633906819842.gif (243888 B, 500x500) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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32nd birthday info, preparation, and celebration thread

Birthday info site: https://birthday.crackychan.org/

Reuploads of Jeff's birthday music videos:
2009 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry2kPCJpL9U
2010 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYRLkDC8tw

current UK time: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

The birthday is OCTOBER 12th. If alive, she will be THIRTY-TWO (32) years old.

It will be October 12th in the UK when this post is 24 hours old.

Note that this board uses US Eastern time for timestamps, which is 5 hours behind UK time

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No.9383 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-13 13:51] [Report] []

I'm so sorry please come back

No.9526 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-10-24 15:01] [Report] []

>>9383

No, I'm sorry for being late for her birthday. That's why I deleted it. i thought my post looked insulting.

No.9728 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-11-10 08:44] [Report] []

>>9526 it's okay to make mistakes it's what you do after that matters

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Wait. If its true what science says that the Earth is Cracky shaped. Does this mean that if I strangle Cracky to death while I'm fucking her, the people in that part will become homeless or die?

No.6713 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-12 16:44] [Report] []

what

this post does not make sense

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No.15742 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-08 22:15] [Report] []

based Dolan


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How can Cracky even compete


No.1217 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 07:46] [Report] 1573476369116.jpg (49361 B, 629x469) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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Somebody make a new Temple please.

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No.1220 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 08:03] [Report] []

you're the horrible one, clearly. you won't even do it yourself. fake.

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you carry the temple inside yourself forever

you cannot rid yourself of it even if you die

No.1236 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-14 11:08] [Report] 1573747687591.gif (33573 B, 458x237) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Despite what many might think, Cracky-chan is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Cracky-chan has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Cracky-chan is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Social & Cultural Factors

Cracky-chan has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Cracky-chan. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Cracky-chan may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with Cracky-chan. Generally, Cracky-chan would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Cracky-chan is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Cracky-chan plays an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

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No.6985 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-29 17:27] [Report] 1617053261329.jpg (924665 B, 1500x1056) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP] [Reply]
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"crackyfags" is problematic

please say "crackyfolx" instead to be more inclusive

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No.7034 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 11:21] [Report] 1617204094399.jpg (31930 B, 443x592) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.7035 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 12:13] [Report] []

>>7034
why do girls do this?

No.7044 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-03-31 14:24] [Report] []

>>7035

Why do girls do what? Wink? Say words? Be weebs? Shoot magic 42% beams?

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Cracky has no ass.
She is overrated.
She has a man's ass.

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she has a boy's ass


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Olivia definitely checks this board from time to time, or the worldoftext at the very least.
You know you would too in her place.

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No.15368 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-28 17:51] [Report] 1661723508364.png (14403 B, 1542x429) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>2739 proof she isn't here

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No.15382 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-08-28 19:38] [Report] []

>>15369 Goosebumps

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