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No.3549 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-04 19:21] [Report] 1601853704388.png (355316 B, 642x638) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN THREAD

7 days until birthday

No.3550 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-04 19:28] [Report] []

the seven longest days of my life

No.3551 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-05 08:43] [Report] []

6 days till die

No.3552 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-05 09:19] [Report] []

7 inches deep inside cracky

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6 days until birthday

No.3583 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 06:36] [Report] []

Ok, but there is little time for preparation and the 31st birthday is not very relevant anyways.

What will you do for her 40th birthday?

No.3584 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 08:26] [Report] []

somebody bump that Cracky image where she's holding the panda. I can't find it.

No.3585 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 09:00] [Report] 1601989229200.png (537356 B, 435x447) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>3584

This one?

This board is borderline ded; ask on Discord next time for faster response.

but I still check the board every hour just in case

No.3606 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 17:05] [Report] []

do Jews even celebrate birthdays?

No.3610 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 17:13] [Report] 1602018830870.png (521145 B, 600x799) [YIS] [GIS] []
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do we have some white knight here who is trying his best at reverse psychology, 4chan-style ca. 2004 ?

No.3612 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 17:19] [Report] []

>>3610 is that Cracky

it doesn't look like her but I can't tell for sure

No.3614 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 17:23] [Report] []

>>3612
it's her twin sister

No.3615 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 17:24] [Report] 1602019481035.jpg (82658 B, 427x682) [YIS] [GIS] []
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no it isn't >>3614

No.3616 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 17:25] [Report] []

they're identical twins so they look the same

ergo if someone looks different, it's not either of them

No.3617 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 19:01] [Report] 1602025295222.png (142519 B, 183x395) [YIS] [GIS] []
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5 days until birthday

No.3618 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 19:31] [Report] []

Don't worry I'll get you shut down. These things take time.

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>>3618 wat

No.3621 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 20:50] [Report] []

>>3620
is that you irl?

No.3622 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 21:41] [Report] 1602034906285.png (76171 B, 171x191) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>3621 no this is me

No.3626 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-06 22:22] [Report] []

>>3622 is this camel

No.3681 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 00:20] [Report] []

anybody feeling up for a mass suicide?

No.3683 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 00:23] [Report] []

>>3626 yes, from the famous country Asiarbaijan.

No.3690 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 00:43] [Report] []

Cracky is 30 years old

This won't be true for much longer

The world where Cracky is 30 years old will no longer exist

For good or for ill, the world as we know it will pass away and become history

No.3705 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 01:19] [Report] []

god I wish I were 30 again

or 31

or basically any number starting with a 3

No.3706 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 01:20] [Report] []

>>3705

isn't 30 quite old already?

No.3707 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 01:21] [Report] []

>>3706 hahahaha oh god no

No.3708 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 01:28] [Report] []

What is old then? 40?

No.3709 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 01:30] [Report] []

When it happens to you, you'll know.

If you don't know, it hasn't happened.

No.3719 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 12:43] [Report] []

I might just be the youngest Crackyfag around.

No.3732 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 16:44] [Report] []

>>3719 if you're under 18 it is illegal for you to love Cracky

please stop loving her & go away until you're 18

then you can come back

No.3767 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 17:36] [Report] []

Celebrating the birthday of a woman who died 5 years ago is pretty sick & morbid

No.3769 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 18:12] [Report] []

>>3767
don't even joke about something like that

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4 days until birthday

No.3771 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 19:11] [Report] []

male crackyfags are almost all older than Olivia

female crackyfags are almost all younger than Olivia

why? discuss

No.3775 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-07 21:45] [Report] []

>>3771

interdasting implications

M > O
F < O

therefore M > F

QED

No.3779 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 02:08] [Report] 1602137317129.png (231111 B, 871x470) [YIS] [GIS] []
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How much would you pay Cracky for her to be in control of your internet connected chastity belt?

She will control access to your body. You will not be able to touch yourself without her allowing it.

You will also not be communicating with her. She can decide when to unlock the device.

A monthly subscription fee applies. If any payment is lapsed, the device stays locked.

No.3782 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 13:03] [Report] 1602176590023.png (1091969 B, 550x768) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>3779

>implying I "touch myself"
No.3788 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 19:00] [Report] []

3 days until birthday

No.3790 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 21:46] [Report] []

I wish I was cordially invited

No.3791 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 22:05] [Report] []

>>3790 you can party with us on Discord

it's probably going to be a pretty lame party

but still

a party

No.3792 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 22:24] [Report] []

>>3791
nope not getting out of this car

No.3793 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 22:26] [Report] []

>>3791
Yeah that sounds pretty lame

No.3794 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 22:41] [Report] []

there will be girls at the party but okay

No.3801 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-08 23:21] [Report] []

surprise buttsecks

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2 days until birthday

No.3811 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-09 20:12] [Report] []

it's over guys. i didn't wish her a happy birthday :((
she was there. i couldn't get myself to do it. all i had to do was wish her a happy bday and i can't even do that. i'm hopeless.

No.3812 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-09 20:28] [Report] []

>>3811
Yeah it looks like it's over for you.
You screwed up big time, pal.

No.3834 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 11:39] [Report] []
>birthdays

saged

No.3837 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 15:03] [Report] []

Incorrect

No.3851 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 17:05] [Report] []

Birthday is the 12

Today is the 10th

Birthday soon

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1 day until birthday

No.3858 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 19:30] [Report] []

I don't even know her birthday but it's the 11th now in the UK.
I bet Santa making his way down that chimney as we speak.

No.3859 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-10 19:31] [Report] []

her birthday is the 12th.

23.5 hours remain.

No.3873 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 06:21] [Report] []

>>3859

only 40 minutes left in NZ

No.3874 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 07:40] [Report] []

>>3873

She wasn't born in NZ.

She could potentially be in NZ or anywhere else, but regardless, that's not where she was born.

No.3881 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 15:08] [Report] []

4 hours until birthday

No.3882 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 15:21] [Report] []

>>3878
nice

No.3883 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 16:01] [Report] []

3 hours until birthday

No.3885 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 17:00] [Report] []

2 hours until birthday

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1 hour until birthday

No.3888 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 19:00] [Report] []

0 HOURS UNTIL BIRTHDAY

ERGO

BIRTHDAY IS NOW

No.3893 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 21:18] [Report] []

that was fun all. thanks for coming and see you again next year. :>

No.3895 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-11 21:59] [Report] []

>>3893 don't forget the January 6th "anniversary"; that will be a celebration as well

No.3953 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-14 11:10] [Report] []

How did she celebrate her birthday?

No.4008 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:10] [Report] []

>>3953 booze, solitude, and sadness

No.4010 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-15 15:11] [Report] []

>>3953
sorting through her 4chan folders, reminiscing about the old days

No.4137 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 17:05] [Report] []

>>4010 why wouldn't she just come hang out with us then?

No.4144 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 17:35] [Report] []

Because we're all terrible and she hates us.

No.4167 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-10-20 20:30] [Report] []

She doesn't hate me does she? I didn't do anything wrong. I'm innocent. All I did was love a girl who's cute and sweet. I ASK YOU, IS THAT A CRIME?


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