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BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN THREAD
7 days until birthday
the seven longest days of my life
6 days till die
7 inches deep inside cracky
6 days until birthday
Ok, but there is little time for preparation and the 31st birthday is not very relevant anyways.
What will you do for her 40th birthday?
somebody bump that Cracky image where she's holding the panda. I can't find it.
>>3584
This one?
This board is borderline ded; ask on Discord next time for faster response.
but I still check the board every hour just in case
do Jews even celebrate birthdays?
do we have some white knight here who is trying his best at reverse psychology, 4chan-style ca. 2004 ?
>>3610 is that Cracky
it doesn't look like her but I can't tell for sure
>>3612it's her twin sister
no it isn't >>3614
they're identical twins so they look the same
ergo if someone looks different, it's not either of them
5 days until birthday
Don't worry I'll get you shut down. These things take time.
>>3618 wat
>>3620is that you irl?
>>3621 no this is me
>>3622 is this camel
anybody feeling up for a mass suicide?
>>3626 yes, from the famous country Asiarbaijan.
Cracky is 30 years old
This won't be true for much longer
The world where Cracky is 30 years old will no longer exist
For good or for ill, the world as we know it will pass away and become history
god I wish I were 30 again
or 31
or basically any number starting with a 3
>>3705
isn't 30 quite old already?
>>3706 hahahaha oh god no
What is old then? 40?
When it happens to you, you'll know.
If you don't know, it hasn't happened.
I might just be the youngest Crackyfag around.
>>3719 if you're under 18 it is illegal for you to love Cracky
please stop loving her & go away until you're 18
then you can come back
Celebrating the birthday of a woman who died 5 years ago is pretty sick & morbid
>>3767don't even joke about something like that
4 days until birthday
male crackyfags are almost all older than Olivia
female crackyfags are almost all younger than Olivia
why? discuss
>>3771
interdasting implications
M > OF < O
therefore M > F
QED
How much would you pay Cracky for her to be in control of your internet connected chastity belt?
She will control access to your body. You will not be able to touch yourself without her allowing it.
You will also not be communicating with her. She can decide when to unlock the device.
A monthly subscription fee applies. If any payment is lapsed, the device stays locked.
>>3779
>implying I "touch myself"
3 days until birthday
I wish I was cordially invited
>>3790 you can party with us on Discord
it's probably going to be a pretty lame party
but still
a party
>>3791nope not getting out of this car
>>3791Yeah that sounds pretty lame
there will be girls at the party but okay
surprise buttsecks
2 days until birthday
it's over guys. i didn't wish her a happy birthday :((she was there. i couldn't get myself to do it. all i had to do was wish her a happy bday and i can't even do that. i'm hopeless.
>>3811Yeah it looks like it's over for you.You screwed up big time, pal.
>birthdays
saged
Incorrect
Birthday is the 12
Today is the 10th
Birthday soon
1 day until birthday
I don't even know her birthday but it's the 11th now in the UK. I bet Santa making his way down that chimney as we speak.
her birthday is the 12th.
23.5 hours remain.
>>3859
only 40 minutes left in NZ
>>3873
She wasn't born in NZ.
She could potentially be in NZ or anywhere else, but regardless, that's not where she was born.
Birthday spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0
4 hours until birthday
>>3878nice
3 hours until birthday
2 hours until birthday
1 hour until birthday
0 HOURS UNTIL BIRTHDAY
ERGO
BIRTHDAY IS NOW
that was fun all. thanks for coming and see you again next year. :>
>>3893 don't forget the January 6th "anniversary"; that will be a celebration as well
How did she celebrate her birthday?
>>3953 booze, solitude, and sadness
>>3953sorting through her 4chan folders, reminiscing about the old days
>>4010 why wouldn't she just come hang out with us then?
Because we're all terrible and she hates us.
She doesn't hate me does she? I didn't do anything wrong. I'm innocent. All I did was love a girl who's cute and sweet. I ASK YOU, IS THAT A CRIME?
>>4167
kinda yeah
she could have us all arrested if she wanted to
the fact that she hasn't proves that she loves us.
>>15572MODS
witches get breeches
crab bucket
