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Faux everywhere
faux show
See? Creating your own thread wasn't so hard after all, was it? I knew you could do it.
>>3254can easily mistake this for an asian boy
Where did the Camel thread go?
>>3344 Sudoku. It was supposed to be funny but people were taking it too far. Also circumstances changed and I felt bad about it.
Let's stay on target & keep the conversations focused on Cracky. Don't let yourself get distracted by trivialities.
none of these are Cracky
>>3368 not Cracky
cute
sage
>>3448Ah yes, I remember this one. was a good fap.
>>3455god i wanna kiss those knees
post Hitsugi please
>>3464yes very sexy
please post Hitsugi
why are you not posting Hitsugi
I asked you to post Hitsugi
POST HITSUGI
every time I wank to that video I have to mute it so Faux's inbred retard voice doesn't kill my boner
Petition to delete this thread
Petition to delete this board
Petition to delete this site
Faux is such a nice little bbc whore
Petition to delete internet
>>3472post video
>>3479 posted
>>3482not true
If you get written permission from both Faux and Hitsugi then I will post the video.
>>3241a blig black cock is taking her picture
"big black cock" people are homosexuals, prove me wrong
>>3493 there's no dispute
LOL
>>3586
omg, it's a woman
>>3586.
>>3587 are you sure?
>>3587how can you be so sure? everything told to you is a lie.
Faux herself is the one who made this thread & is posting all these pics. She's sad because nobody cares about her anymore.
you forgot your sage so I'll let you borrow mine
Please post a photo of her yawning so I can use it as a reaction image to express how I feel every time I see a Faux thread.
she's so fucking cute and sweet
>>3728 sounds like we got a fucking heretic up in here
ahhh... i love milk & cookies after a long fap to faux
>>3734 she is on the "do not sexualize" list; you are doing it wrong
>>3735omg i'm sorry i thought you were a bot lmao
forbidden sexualization is best sexualization (unless it is illegal, of course. Thought crimes not allowed.)
>>3781 I think you mean "fauxbidden"
Do you think faux has ever been cock slapped?
>>3799
you forgot your sage again
>>3824welp :/
>>3824it's over bros we lost her f.
she was always mentally ill, you retards
>>3829
how so?
>>3840FART you idiot
Also saging this
I e-mailed her a "happy Cracky's birthday" thing and she responded
she looks so soft i wanna hug and squish her
make the right choice
choose sage
>>4078did they fuck?
>>4081 extremely
>>4086absolutely gorgeous. simply breathtaking.
sage again
faux is the best
Correction: Faux is the very best
please remember to put the word sage in the options field
thank you for your cooperation
>>4201 wow that blurry shit picture of half of her face might be her besteven so, i've jerked off to her a few times many, many years agoi'd rather see hitsugi's teen tits and pussy
>>4201farts eehhh nothin personnel kiddo
oh look at the time it's sage'o'clock
sage is forever
Finally Faux
finally sage
faux today
πάντα ῥεῖ, panta rhei
sage today
I wish I was that special :D
were
subjunctive
>>4355yes! thank you
Faux voted for Donald Biden
bump Bump! BUMP!!!
I voted for sage and so should you.
>>4433
oh, it's strawberries
from the thumbnail it looked like a lovely field of SAGE
Faux Forever
and ever
MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
SAGE! SAGE! SAGE!
and sager
>>4578>>4579>>4580>>4616nice coomer
Faux anywhere?
faux anywhere but here
here: sage
How can she be so adorable?
how can sage sage so sage
>>4646wholesome
sagesome
Beautiful.
beautisage
It's Faux!
>>4756indeed.
it's sage
No, this is sage, the final boss of the internet. You don't want to invoke them.
>>4761Why do Brits do this?
why do sage sage this
There's nothing quite like bumping the faux thread
Fauxing with Faux is even better.
GAMERS RISE UP
sagers sage down
mods do your job
you are sage
Does Faux have an onlyfans?
>>4866Cosplay convention or porn convention?
does this thread have an onlysage
>>4866did they fuck?
No fauxing around
the most fauxing amazing thread
Would you put your tongue on faux and lick her skin?
>>4907
>>4907Never was there a more useless question in the Crackyverse's history.
why are some girls eager to emulate japanese comics?
Faux is no longer relevant and hasn't been involved with Cracky stuff for more than a decade. Get a real sub-Cracky obsession like Hodge or one of the many others who are still topical and relevant.
>>4947Being a female in the Cracky community, in and of itself, isn't enough to qualify as a "crackygirl".You have to post the traditional pic of yourself with red marks on your face to make the cut.
And they all have, at various times. Except Leaf I guess, for whom there are no photos at all, proving that she's smarter than the rest of the crackyverse combined.
>>4951There's nothing dumb about it at all. It's a small sacrifice for a greater cause.
By the way, is it really fair to refer to these girls as "sub-Crackies"? There's no doubt that Cracky is on another level which is exactly why it's impossible to compare any other girl with her.Maybe "para-Cracky", "peri-Cracky" or "Cracky-orthogonal" would be more appropriate.
To recognize yourself as subordinate to Cracky is the beginning of wisdom.
A Faux is fine too
a sage is fine too
Forfeiting Faux is futile.
Faux likes birds
Faux likes sage
Faux likes rarez
Did Faux do anymore Cracky parodies or just that "sup /b/" one
>>5035Faux never did a parody.
faux never did a sage
>>3586LOL
It's a bit sad seeing these girls physically grow up and yet never change. They'll never have children, and they'll very likely die alone without having spent even just 30 years in a deep bond with another person. They could have had productive, fulfilling lives, but instead they are eternal children (even more so than women are in general).It's very sad because it's so obvious that after their immediate family members are all gone, they'll be alone. Their mental illnesses will only deepen and they'll either end up on the carrousel (fruitlessly chasing what they threw away) until they die fairly young from bad life choices or suicide, or they'll be absolutely horrible people all the way through old age in the local government care facility.
>>5089
you aren't wrong
and yet
still
>>5087i wish she was doing that with my dick
>>5092After she cut it from your body?
>>5094
>After she cut it from your body?
nO, BEFore.
sagesagesage
>>5095
So crush in her hands, then cut it off?
Weird fetishes some people have...
>>5102people have weird fetishes you double nigger
double sager
>>5103what is a "duplicated black person"?
>>5106 it's someone who forgets to sage when posting in an off-topic thread
>>508930 is the new 20.
30 is the new sage
never forget faux
never forget sage
It's ironic because you did in fact forget sage
Yay, Faux!
Do you think she ate all of this?
>>5195mm thick faux
thick sage
OH MY GOD
WHO THE HELL CARES
Faux! Faux! Faux!
sage sage sage
>>5211she grows tired of your inceldom
she grows tired of LITERAL FAGGOTS who do not know how to SAGE
>>5226
She grew tired of a bundle of sticks?
Faux is Faux, na naa naa nana!
sage is sage
what if faux and cracky had to fight each other and faux just whooped cracky's ass
Faux wins!
sageality
Faux is real. Trust me!
we believe you we just don't care
i wonder if they are friends irl(in real life)
There is something about the shape of her nose.
>>5267There's something about Mary
Hello, they call me
hey cool pic from 2007
great job
>>5281Do you even know how hard i lol'd
HOW HARD DID YOU LOL
WE'RE ALL DYING TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU LOL'D
>>5284it was rhetorical
this sage is rhetorical
Could Faux survive in the medieval period?
she can't even survive being saged
She does not even notice being saged.
>>5331She will make some Japanese business man proud
FAAAUUUUUUXXXX
SAAAGGGGGGEEEE
MOOOOAAAAAAR
MOOOOAAAAAAR SAAAGGGGGGEEEE
Sage WArs
more faux
>>5460wholesome chungus
wholesome sage
>>5460So feminine and beautiful.
nope
SUP4CHON
sup sagechan
Faux is still here.
sage is still here
>>4346this is p. awesome
FAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXX
sage (but pretend it's in all caps and with obnoxious duplicated letters I don't have time for this shit)
>>5677how old is this pic?
>>5689It was made only for you
this sage was made only for you
To borrow a recent quote from Camel: "FYI I remain uninterested"
>>5710 not faux>>5758 not faux
FAAAAUUUUUXXXXXX!
>>5710 not sage>>5758 not sage>>5847 not sage
SAGE
Merde!
>>5916This post goes here
this sage goes here
>>5916Looks really small.How tall is she?
Always and always and always Faux
>>5920
2.84 metres
I hope this is right, I am not good with the canadian system.
always and always and always sage
Faux vs MechaFaux
WTF why hasn't this happened yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FduP45p-o6k
why hasn't this SAGE happened yet
>>6020I dunno. You're a smart guy why can't you figure it out?
>>6032frick off jerk
more like SAGE off
wait no
more like sage ON
faux?
what does the faux say
the faux says "sage"
This is the Final Faux and the hopeful end of the Faux phenomenon.
I will not post any further Faux.
This is the final sage and the hopeful end of the sage phenomenon.
I will not post any further sage.
(unless the thread is bumped)
>>6167>>6172
*phenominon
fauxnominon
bumping this gem
saging this turd
diggin' this bird
Thank you.
Faux is 10 year old boy, frequently seen in the guise of Cracky-chan. Due to her choice of costuming, invariably the question comes up:Is Faux > Cracky-chan?chanchaners have long tried to disprove Lunarsandwich and Whatbandages' unified cracky theory, stating that Cracky-chan's level of pure win can not be matched, much less exceeded. Up until this point, no other camwhore has come even remotely close to matching cracky's level of winnage. This is odd because of cracky's prevalent emo traits, and emo is generally assumed to be autofail.Current thought dictates that since faux = Cracky-chan - emo, faux > cracky, however this appears to circumvent all known laws of win and fail, and thus is not widely accepted as anything more than half-baked wikitheory.Although there is little likelihood that there will be a conclusive, experimentally viable answer to the question, it remains clear that it is only with further research into "Faux" that will finally provide us with an answer.
>>7353
>>7355MFW they think sage actually does anything
https://www.thisismyjam.com/mechafaux
>>7363We were never off.
FAUX IS BACK
sage is back
I feel like I've seen this faux before
is she faux-chan or just faux
just sage
it's very rude to be fauxposting on Camel's birthday
happy sageday
Faux-Faux
>>7397This faux has nice fauxes
Faux-Faux faux Faux poster please stand up.
>>7402
sage bumps the thread
Faux always goes up
sadge
you are doing it wrong
>>7427
Camel had a very similar owl. EXPLAIN THIS SHIT, LIBTARDS. YOU PROBABLY CAN'T.
Coincidence or conspiracy?
explain this SAGE
>>7437>>7438they're obviously the crystal bearers the ones who will save the world tree
but who will save the sage tree?
>>7437scary
>>7400
sage?
yes
Faux!
Sage!
Faux everywhere!
sage everywhere
>>7539I've never see this faux before...
I've never seen this sage before
the desert faux
the desert sage
green faux
green sage
moar
moar sage
fausts little tits lmao
no se fauxturben ❤️
si se sagurben ❤️
sagephelia
>>7623PhauxPheelie
>>7624 more like sagphelia
PHEAU!
pfaege
fleaux
cthayge
FAUX
The faux thread will grow to be the most successful in chansluts' history.You may not like it, but this is what the future looks like.
I think you meant "least successful"
It appears FAUX likes to dress up and play make believe.
FF
Fear Faux
>>3448this one is my favorite its so faux
i like faux
I like sage
>>7784coomer
city faux
Fffffffffffffff
>>7889faux is BACK
SHE'S back
my glorious faux mommy returns
FINALLY
wait what?
faux more!
Faux great justice
sage more
sage moar sage
Late Night Faux
late night sage
faux final sage
>>8145Let's get to bashing butts, As well as deez nuts
faux
look, more nudes of her
>>8161>>3586
something's not adding up here
I accuse you of being a liar
>>3464>>3471
why were these images deleted?
why do you bully Hitsugi?
look more sage
this is what you are craving
this is what I am saging
>>8162
i dont see it
I do sage it
hotdog
>>3241chica
Hello, is this Faux?
hello this is sage
>>8174bbc
bbs
(the S stands for "sage")
bwc-bump
faux bump
faux sage
sage will prevail
Faux has always had to live in Cracky's shadow and I get that. Faux is a vengeful spirit but I forgive her.
I forgive you for not saging but don't do it again
Faux WILL prevail
i love the olympics now
sagelympics
i luv the cunnlympics
The Faux must go on.
the sage must go on
this is the faux that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends
Faux Fauxrever
long faux is long
Faux will return to her desk soon
>>8441Looks a bit shabby for jewish nobility
>>8441an oven and a dryer?
>>8449
A cooking stove, a washing machine and an electric kettle.
i NEVER seen a cooking stove next to a washing machine before
>>8454
If the washing machine is part of the kitchen, where would you put it otherwise?
>>8455
>where would you put it otherwise?
The utility room?
>>8460 get a load of this rich asshole with a whole room in his opulent castle just for utilities
Thanks for the "rare" but this is still a Faux thread, ergo, sage
this is now a washer & dryer thread
this is now a sage thread
still busy
>>8738A Steffaux is fine too.
Faux.
Very good thread, bump
faux breaking
Is Faux still around?
is sage still around
>>8885 she responds to e-mail but she hasn't been involved in Cracky stuff for ages
FAUX, FAUX, FAUX, FAUX!!
sage sage sage sage
>>9098did they sex?
MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
Faux will never yield
started from the bottom now we're here
FAUX bump.
The faux thread is forever.
The ride never ends
and it just goes on and on and on and on and on
FAUXGIVING!
sagegiving
It's Fauxcember!
it's Sagetember
Did Faux follow Cracky to Japan?
FLIGHT TO SAGE
>>10191 sage goes in the options field
I'm really sore down there. I think I'll take some time off.
Have my big fat smelly B U M P dump
BRRRRAAAAaAAAAAaAAAaAAAPPPpppppppp
pee in butt
2022
Faux
fAUX pussy
fauxk off
MOOO NAKANAIDEIMAANATA WO SAGASHITE IRUHITO GA IRUUUUKARAAAA
Rise of the Faux
Bampu
A bump is fine too.
a new dawn
did faux ever return?
>>11405Where is Cracky in this picture?
>>11405I want to finger faux so bad. Also bump.
>>11414based
BAAAM
sage for lack of Cracky relevance
sage for absence of cracky relevance.
cockslap her
>>11848she'd look good getting smacked across the face with a dick
sage.
It's a bird committing a crime.
>>3448She reminds of a girl I went to school with I realize now she really was cute and funny. She probably fucked black guys.
Bumo I just fapped to FauxSo fucking cute and sweet.
>>12250>>12249Bump becauae like I mentioned mh last load went to Faux (cute and sweet) and I'm still reloading my cum so yeah....
>>12249>>12257-=brofist=-
It is!
Bump for faux
still sage
F A U X E D from the dead
Return of the Faux (It is)Return of the Faux (Come on)Return of the Faux (Oh my g*d)Return of the Faux (Once again)Return of the Faux (Top of the world)Return of the Faux (Here I go)
Faux prevailed, again!
>>14804imagine everyone there ejaculating on her face i believe in Japan they call it Bukkake?
>>14804
suddenly booba
I want to sex her
them?
MAN ITS LIT NO CAP FRRRRR
>>15087REJECTS RISE UP
>>15087Is this tommyinnitalso sage
It's been a while.Good to see that the faux thread is still kicking
fauxy...
Team Faux
F-A-U-X
3-A-U-X
R-3-U-X
F-A-0-X
Ә-4-U-Щ
3-A-U-7
F-A-U-III
O-M-O-N
Fauxytocin
>>14962Are you me?
>>16839Sage is not a downvote.
What the Faux is going on...
>>14804Me on the far right.My younger spiritual self on the far left.
FAUX IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SWEET
Have a nice wet fucking BUMP
Faux is love
>>8164SPAM FILTERED MESSAGE
>>3448HOT
Fauxy
FAUX has B00Bs
>>23127cool Epstein cosplay
Faux is strong
Sage. Bump.
Faux was edging me for 12 hours straight yesterday. We were in a bathtub. Viagra and alcohol is drug combo. Much more fun than work
Faux is hotter than Cracky now and you got to deal with it.
Cracky dried upFasux is wet and smells nice.
>>25199did faux steal your lunch money in middle school or what?LMAO!
feel up her booty feel up her tits
Let's put the beautiful FAUX on top today.
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