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Hypothetical scenario: Cracky invites you to hang out at her house. As you walk in, she says she has to go to the bathroom to freshen up, and she tells you to relax and have a look around.
While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with HARDCORE COMMIE PROPAGANDA, the absolutely filthiest shit you've ever seen.
What would you do? How would you feel? What would you reaction be? How would you handle this situation?
You may only have a moment to decide. She could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.
Knock her in the head with one of the bottles when she steps out of the bathroom. "Bad Cracky!"
Tie her up & gag her. Blindfold. Strip her clothes off. Drag her back into the bathroom. Chain her to the sink. Wait for her to wake up.
"Sorry Cracky. I'm sorry you made me do this. It's for your own good. I'll always love you. This hurts me more than it hurts you. This is catharsis and when it's over we'll be together in the sky."
Pull out my Microsoft Zune. Plug it into power so the battery won't die. Hit play. There's only one file on it. It's an audiobook. Atlas Shrugged. Ayn Rand. Unabridged. Max volume. On repeat.
I just leave her there. I'm out the door, never looking back. I never go back to check on her. Will she escape? Will someone find her before she dies? Will she learn to submit to the invisible hand of the free market? I have no idea. I did what had to be done and I'll carry the weight of that with me for the rest of my life.
Bad Cracky.
>>3382I'd be left with no choice but to go full bolshevik on her.
Ready my ice-pick, I'm fine with her being a Commie but Trotsky? Fuck off.
>>3396
hmm sounds like something a commie would say
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT
CRACKY WOULD NEVER DO THIS
Might not be all bad. She could decree that rares be fairly redistributed to everyone.
While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and it does not contain any books. Instead there are three MAGA hats ordered by shade of red. (There are also video games and a smattering of printed out photos showing her at tailgating parties and similar social events that are highlights of the white lower class in flyover-states.)
Now you also note that there is a huge Qanon poster next to the door.
>>3692 damn son, I had no idea Cracky was so absolutely based
While she's in the bathroom, you look at her bookshelf and you see that it's filled with NXIVM information material. There is also an expensive looking trophy with an inscription saying "For my dear second in rank Cracky. Thank you for 5 years of service and 100 new recruits."
While she's in the bathroom, you look around and realize you're in your own house. This is where you live. You look in the mirror. You're Cracky. You always have been. The thing in the bathroom is wearing your face and clouding your mind with a false reality.
You may only have a moment to decide. The creature could emerge from the bathroom at any time. If don't act quickly, you may lose the element of surprise and be at a tactical disadvantage.
>>3702
Plot twist: Cracky lives in a tiny illegal one-room apartment where the toilet is part of the living room (along with bedroom and kitchen).
But then your pee-hole really starts to hurt. Your pee-hole has NEVER hurt this badly before. Pure urethral agony. The worst pain you've ever experience. And it's your PEE HOLE. That's the one place you NEVER want to feel pain. But it happening. It's happening to your pee hole. It feels like your pee hole is on fire. You just want the pain to end. You're in unbearable agony. Every second feels like hours. You can no longer remember the time before your pee hole hurt. All you know is pain. You can no longer even remember your own name. All you know is pain. It hurts too much to move. It hurts too much to scream. It hurts too much to think. Your entire existence is defined by your pee hole pain. And the pain is getting worse every second. You want to die. You want to die. You want to die. But you can't move. You can't kill yourself. You can't do anything. You can't do anything except suffer. You are suffering pain in your pee hole, and it's like no pain you've experienced before. You realize that you've never experience true pain until this moment. Your pee hole hurts. Your pee hole hurts. YOUR PEE HOLE HURTS.
>>3798Technically it is not a hole
>>3802
not A hole
P hole
Communism is bad
the only "red" I ever want to see is Cracky's nose & cheeks
disgusting crooked bookshelf
I'm sorry Cracky but if that's how you want to play it... I can't stalk you anymore.
>>5891
>mfw that's literally Camel's bookshelf and nobody else recognized it
nobody gives a fuck about Camel's bookshelf
