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No.2150 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299195883.jpg (186354 B, 1200x793) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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During one of your many travels, you meet a genie who presents you with two seemingly identical Crackybells.
He goes on to explain that the bells are enchanted and each one of them has a different effect.

- If you ring the bell on the left, Cracky will appear in front of you BUT she has a 50% chance of trying to force herself on you, stealing your virginity in the process. (You are well aware that losing your virginity entails losing all your magical powers that you have spent decades to perfect)

  • If you ring the bell on the right, you will be transported to the Crackyfennec dimension and spend the rest of your life living with them. Over time, you'll adopt their customs and start eating roadkill and menthol cigarette butts off the ground to survive.

Take your pick and make sure you don't end up regretting it.

No.2151 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:33] [Report] 1591299229988.jpg (36198 B, 195x257) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Pictured for reference: a Crackyfennec.

No.2152 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-04 15:51] [Report] 1591300288237.jpg (128132 B, 736x1191) [YIS] [GIS] []
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Ah, another deceptive choice. It was never stated that ringing EITHER of the bells is mandatory, or, for that matter, that ringing both bells is not allowed. Furthermore, it was not forbidden to very carefully take possession of a bell without allowing it to ring, such that it can be sold later. Nor was it stated that the bells are single-use.

This scenario is HIGHLY munchkinable, but I'll just leave you with an ancient proverb that feels apropos:

"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will."
~The Epic of Gilgamesh by anonymous Mesopotamian author, c. 1800 BC, translated from Sumerian to English by Elon Musk

No.2159 : Anonymous Stalker [2020-06-05 04:47] [Report] []

>>2150
So, after Cracky steals your virginity she leaves or...?

No.15791 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-09-10 15:25] [Report] []

hey OP if you're still here why don't you post the correct answer? it's been two years we deserve closure on this


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