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No.1224 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 12:18] [Report] 1573492682266.jpg (1084534 B, 2048x2048) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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Imagine you could go back in time to a single specific moment and make a single specific change.

You are given a chance to prevent yourself from ever learning who Cracky is.

That's the only change you can make. You can only save your past self, nobody else. But you, and only you, have a chance to escape the cycle. Your past self will get a second chance at life, never knowing what was taken from them. Your present self will be cut free from fate and drift gently into oblivion.

Would you do it?

Picture is unrelated.

No.1225 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-11 17:46] [Report] []

Saving only yourself is wrong. Hack the time machine. Go further back. Prevent the apotheosis. You don't even have to kill her just set her on a different path so she gets to have a normal life.

No.1226 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-12 06:48] [Report] []

>>1225
I would go back to make sure things happen like they did.

No.1227 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-12 08:52] [Report] []

>>1226 I'll go back in time solely to kick you in the crotch before you can interfere with anyone else's time travel

No.1228 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-12 14:51] [Report] []

>>1227
What if that's what I'm into?

No.1229 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-12 22:35] [Report] 1573616146905.gif (23167 B, 719x91) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1224

I have seen this picture before.

No.1230 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-12 22:42] [Report] 1573616541290.jpg (111079 B, 750x628) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1224

As tempting it may be, I don't think that this single change would be sufficient to alter the trajectory of my existence in a significant way. There is a certain state of mind that always converges to the same behaviour. If it were not for Cracky, my inner self would have been occupied with something or someone else.

No.1231 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-13 22:57] [Report] []

>>1229
you win a trophy for grand prize in the category of having seen things before

nobody will ever again doubt that you are a person who has seen things before

because you have the trophy

No.1632 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-19 18:23] [Report] []

January 2005
United Kingdom

She navigates to 4chan.org... suddenly, time portals begin opening all around her.

Fucking losers from many points in the future of many parallel universes crowd into her room.

"Don't fucking post it," some shout. Others move to silence them. Combat breaks out. "They're trying to change history, post it now!" Blood sprays everywhere as the visitors continue to murder each other.

The walls collapse. Larger portals are opening in the sky outside, with ships from further in the future gating in, dropping legions of cloned soldiers.

Two alternate-universe Schwills fight each other to the death.

Visitors blink in & out of existence as timelines are created and snuffed out.

The girl is very confused. Her computer is destroyed by a laser blast but five different visitors shove five futuristic PCs at her, all loaded to 4chan.org. "Post it! Post it now!"

There's an explosion in the distance and the entire area loses power but a cyber-Suede from 2047 hooks up a portable nuclear generator.

A Cracky from 2029 appears with unclear motives, but she's quickly surrounded by stalkers and forced to activate her self-destruct.

A man appears wearing a WW2 Nazi uniform. He's very confused. He was trying to go back in time to kill Hitler. He saw a massive timeline anomaly and assumed it was his destination. "Fuck, I'm off by decades!" He sees the girl at the center of the conflict. He doesn't know who she is but he thinks she's cute and sweet. He disappears as his home timeline is erased.

The moment passes. The 4chan post is not made but the combat continues. Several cyborg stalkers are hacking the 4chan servers in order to insert & back-date the post.

Another future Cracky is on scene, surrounded by ninja clones of herself, preventing anyone else from getting close.

Several of Cracky's hypothetical future grandchildren are on scene & fighting each other.

Olivia Prime is crying and confused. Some are trying to comfort her while others are trying to kill her and others are trying to defend her.

4chan is down. One of the visitors tried to upload a Cracky AI virus to the internet but the entire world's computing power in 2005 is insufficient to run it, so systems all around the world are overheating and shutting down.

There are three Gacktos with lightsabers fighting a giant robo-Cracky for some reason.

Someone accidentally spills nanomachines on the ground and the surrounding countryside is quickly converted into a massive supercomputer. Olivia Prime is dismantled and consumed. Most of the visitors disappear, while others activate temporal shielding and continue to slaughter each other.

Earthquakes rock the planet. A micro-portal opens and the Galactic Skyqueen Overmind from 2477 begins downloading into the huge supercomputer.

Elsewhere, moot reboots the 4chan server, but is then surrounded by strangers from the future who drop from the sky using jetpacks.

Nuclear weapons destroy most of the UK but it's too late to matter.

The Galactic Skyqueen Overmind surveys the clusterfuck and decides that nothing in this timeline is worth saving.

Self-destruct initiated. A black hole flares into existence and consumes the entire earth.

Thousands of years later, the wrecked solar system is discovered by a space ship filled with alien hatchlings. They will be scarred for life.

No.1633 : Anonymous Stalker [2019-11-20 01:00] [Report] 1574229654487.jpg (92173 B, 2000x1125) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>1632

I want to give you a thumbs up, but it seems in this timeline that feature is not part of imageboards, but was promoted by a commercial entity called "facebook".

No.17625 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-12-01 04:36] [Report] 1669887393902.jpg (65316 B, 314x315) [YIS] [GIS] []
No.17626 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-12-01 04:41] [Report] []

>>17625
name?

No.17631 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-12-01 08:54] [Report] []

>>1632
Cracky has talked about how she writes, she write just enough of a chord progession for her lyrics, unlike Kimi who could play piano really well. For Corky, the piano/guitar were just for sketching out ideas, and she'd hand it off to Jeff to flesh out, or brought in Marina, Tom P, Camel and a bunch of others for her solo shit.
I'm not a huge Crackyfag, but this shit is beyond documented.


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