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No.10290 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-14 20:49] [Report] 1639532944922.jpg (46049 B, 480x480) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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log off bitch

No.10291 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-14 21:49] [Report] []

log off what?

"log off" chansluts? how? delete cookies?

No.10292 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-14 21:58] [Report] []

Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take Skyqueen from me.

Take me out to the black,
Tell them I ain't comin back.
Burn the land and boil the sea,
You can't take my Crack-eeeeeeeeee

There's no place, I can be,
Since I've found catharsity

No.10295 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-15 06:06] [Report] []

>>10292 this pushed all my fetish buttons

No.10299 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-15 09:47] [Report] 1639579622283.jpg (49459 B, 620x465) [YIS] [GIS] []
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fuck you you're a racist

No.10311 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-15 23:15] [Report] 1639628106746.jpg (62647 B, 627x477) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>10299

>racist

Crackist.

Keep Your Cracky By Your Side
[Verse 1]
They'll look high and they'll look low
They'll look everywhere we go
But when the newfags find us we won't hide
They'll come loud and they'll come fast
But we shoop first and we shoop last
Keep your Cracky by your side

[Chorus]
Singing
Oh Lord, this Cracky's made for us
Singing
Oh Lord, one Cracky pic just ain't enough

[Bridge]
So we'll write and paint 'cause we never leave our saint
Keep your Cracky by your side

[Verse 2]
They'll come day and they'll come night
They'll have our prize rares in their sights
But if they don't have faith their eyes are blind
They can scream and they can shout
But they can never sus us out
Keep your Cracky by your side
[Chorus]
Singing
Oh Lord, The Sky was made for us
Singing
Oh Lord, one Crackymon's just not enough

[Bridge]
When we hear her voice, Hello Blockbuster Cowley road
Keep your Cracky by your side

[Verse 3]
They'll have cooms and they'll have memes
'Cause they've got boners in their jeans
But we won't stop as long as we can shoop
They'll go on and preach their hate
But they won't get past the gate!
Keep your Cracky by your side

[Chorus]
Singing
Oh Lord the Sky was made for us
Singing
Oh Lord one Crackymon's just not enough

[Verse 4]
And when I see her face
I know I must protect my place
I'll keep my Cracky by my side
I'll keep my Cracky by my side
Oh Lord!
Keep your Cracky by your side

This is what the recrackistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42_v_ktngt0

No.10312 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-16 02:09] [Report] []

>>10311
i love your unusual cracky image

No.10313 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-16 03:53] [Report] []

>>10312
Then you'll like knowing that it's inspired by one of her favorite authors, Carl Sagan, "We are all made of stars."

No.10314 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-16 06:39] [Report] 1639654795503.png (912785 B, 949x697) [YIS] [GIS] []
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WRONG. We are all made of cars.

No.10334 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-16 22:18] [Report] 1639711139903.jpg (121635 B, 863x645) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>10314
Yes we are ten-pai.

No.10338 : Anonymous Stalker [2021-12-17 10:03] [Report] []

>>10290
>>10290
>>10290
YOU WANNA KILL ME THAT'S FINE JUST HAVE THE NERVE TO DO IT YOURSELF YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHEHAHLKJEHJAKHFKJFHADSHGKJAHGAJKHGGGJLAKDSJGLKJGALKJS SHOW ME, SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No.10905 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-14 07:48] [Report] []

I did something really risky
but so far nobody's come for me
this implies certain things

No.10929 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 00:38] [Report] 1642225091015.jpg (112679 B, 514x514) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>10905
Let me guess you pooped and/or coomed on her picture and sent it to her didn't you?

No.10932 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 08:30] [Report] []

where would you send it exactly lol

No.10939 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 16:03] [Report] []

asking for friend

No.10940 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 16:12] [Report] []

I will be your friend

No.10943 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 16:42] [Report] []

>>10940
NO not you LOL!!

No.10944 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 17:07] [Report] []
No.10945 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 17:15] [Report] 1642284903962.png (523619 B, 1036x579) [YIS] [GIS] []
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THE King

No.10946 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 17:27] [Report] []
No.10947 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-15 17:35] [Report] []

do you ship Cracky with Fat Elvis or Thin Elvis?

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Christian Slater

No.10980 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 13:56] [Report] []

Mr Robot

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>>10980
ロボットさんどうもありがとう!

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No.11004 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 18:10] [Report] []

I masturbated today. Now I feel really weak. It got me thinking. We lose life energy when we ejaculate, this is universally known and accepted. Women are always trying to steal the life energy from us to make themselves stronger. That means they have the ability to recycle (at least some of) our lost life energy by taking our semen into themselves. But how does that relate to masturbation? Well, follow along because I'm going somewhere. When a man spills his seed his life force drains out of him... but what if he put the semen back into himself? Could he not reclaim some of the lost energy? What I'm saying is, maybe if you consume your own semen, you can get back SOME but not ALL of the energy you lost by ejaculating. Worth a try, at least?

No.11005 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 18:15] [Report] 1642374912996.jpg (117019 B, 500x375) [YIS] [GIS] []
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the ki is in the semen
if we had a scouter we could measure it
if Vegeta watched Goku masturbate, the scouter would measure a drop in power at the moment Goku ejaculated
perhaps examining the semen itself with the scouter would register the "missing" power (some of it at least)
if Goku ate his semen the number on the scouter would go back up, I believe
probably not all the way
because of thermodynamics
this is science, not a joke

what I'm saying is that jizz has a power level we just lack the technology to measure it

No.11006 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 18:17] [Report] 1642375065026.jpg (69593 B, 967x550) [YIS] [GIS] []
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holy shit I just figured it out

BUKKAKE IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS THE SUPER SAIYAN GOD RITUAL

No.11007 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 18:18] [Report] []

humans "copied" the ritual the best way that they could

using their jizz

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No.11011 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 18:40] [Report] 1642376442145.png (71162 B, 500x268) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11004
You dummy, all those unused swimmers die anyway, pool or no pool, real science, not that woo scientism bullshit. You burned some serotonin go eat a fucking banana ffs, quit being a tard.

No.11012 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:05] [Report] []

if ki isn't real how do you explain this, libtard?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08mr8bkN_Nk

No.11015 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:16] [Report] 1642378565124.jpg (26826 B, 740x417) [YIS] [GIS] []
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We got him eating his own cum

No.11017 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:17] [Report] 1642378670591.jpg (50502 B, 533x400) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11012
Tards gunna tard.

No.11018 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:21] [Report] []
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>>11011 you're probably a woman so opinion discarded

No.11021 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:36] [Report] 1642379790953.jpg (44596 B, 700x380) [YIS] [GIS] []
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He's jacking off into his own mouth

No.11022 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 19:39] [Report] 1642379945556.jpg (67860 B, 610x381) [YIS] [GIS] []
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PHASE TWO

No.11025 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 20:40] [Report] 1642383627921.jpg (58170 B, 506x505) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11018
Repeating lies will not make them any more truthful.

No.11027 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 20:43] [Report] 1642383791189.jpg (35449 B, 628x462) [YIS] [GIS] []
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>>11025 okay woman

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>>11027

>nigger
>reading

lel

No.11030 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:18] [Report] 1642385912528.jpg (100304 B, 650x670) [YIS] [GIS] []
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damn

No.11031 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:22] [Report] 1642386128293.jpg (35015 B, 600x600) [YIS] [GIS] []
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I think we're going to have to push it

No.11032 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:29] [Report] []

Should women really have the right to love Cracky?

Let me start off by saying I deal with enough bullshit from females bleeding out their vagina's in real life and 90% of Cracky drama is caused by woman. I've surfed a lot of chans until I hit an all male one (no homo) well there are females but not in the Cracky board. Never been better TBH.

I'm sure there are some girls out there who stalk Cracky legit and don't try to charm virgin stalkers to fuck over their fellow community members but I doubt very many. I don't believe woman should have been given rights in the first place, I mean they are great at cooking and cleaning but only unhealthy or ugly ones can stalk Cracky at a competitive level.

Every time I crack a joke with a female in Discord she gets all defensive like I need to go out of my way to make sure I don't offend anyone without a dick in the room, and of course some faggot is defending her like he's going to get some (rofl) dream on, kid. I saw a forum advertising on my chan that had around 700 stalkers and all were required to be female with Discord authentication and I think it's a great idea, they should all just talk about their Cracky makeup in their own Discords and their own boards while men do a better job (as usual) in theirs.

Anyone agree? Your thoughts on this topic are welcome, females you need not post here.

No.11036 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-16 21:38] [Report] []

homosexuality is a JoJo reference

No.11071 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 19:39] [Report] []

Go ahead put me out of my misery, Cracky blow my brains out.

No.11072 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 19:40] [Report] []

I want Cracky to blow my brains out I'm not even kidding

No.11073 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 20:26] [Report] []

with what? a gun?

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>>11073
with THIS>>11073

No.11075 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 21:21] [Report] []

gonna report you for posting NSFW images on chansluts

No.11077 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 21:34] [Report] []

You have the power to cut me off from Cracky. Let that sink in.

No.11080 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 22:31] [Report] []

this is not Cracky

No.11081 : Anonymous Stalker [2022-01-17 22:43] [Report] []

>>11080
prove it


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