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I'll be on later.

>>180
dont lie to me sissi ;_;

Imagine, if you will, kidnapping a man and a woman, with the man being a misogynist. You put them both in seperate cages. Unknown to the victims, you are slipping androgens to the woman and estrogens to the man. What will become of the misogynist? Will he hate what he has been forced to become? Will the woman, now the man of the two, become a topic of envy for the woman?

A higher up in the CIA once said a mixture of LSD, shock treatment and playing the experiment's voice through headphones into their ears is a failsafe way to brainwash them.

Failsafe

>>164 Assuming they're both happy in there current gender roles and sex, I see them both going batshit insane.
The guy first.
Especially because of the cages.

Why aren't I on AIM anymore? <- question

my balls made a heart :3

You have a girls name and look like a total faggot.

>>171
Do I? Thanks for the compliment :3

Way to go, Sissi.

Thank you, thank you very much.

>>112- what about youngish pervs- that use alternative punctuation- but love to be the big spoon AND kiss after?.../

I wonder who will remain on /MG/

>>130
banning capabilities are still mod only.

BANHAMMER TIME
WHO'S FIRST

Not at all, I think every one of your posts is a genuine contribution to the community.

I think you're amazing.

Who doesn't love a little discipline?

I was cruisin' /prin/ and he was totally handlin' some cookies with sprinkles on 'em that reminded me of rat droppings.

right here ;_;

What fetishes should I try out?

This one time I was having relations with a vagrant woman in the dumpster behind the home depot one dewey morning, when I heard someone outside the dumpster shout. Thinking it was the police, I overreacted and punched the street woman in the back of the head, intending to knock her out, as she was moaning quite loudly and gruffly, however it then occured to me that I had perhaps hit her a bit too hard, as any attempts to revive her after the voices outside stopped were for naught. I quickly jumped out of the dumpster and made haste from the scene. Turns out that the voices were just the employees dropping some things off next to the dumpster, as that was the morning the garbage truck came by for pickups.
I never did see that woman again...

This afternoon I was sitting here minding my own business and my female orifice was intruded upon against my will. ;_;

>>105
You're welcome, baby.

>>105 This afternoon I was sitting here minding my own business and my man root was mounted against my will. ;_;

I want you to come plunder me booty

wow. eye-bags are severe.

not enough sleep.... too much internets...

My only white socks is a pair of white thigh highs.

Somebody clip my nose hair for me. I'll give you a kiss.

thank google

Sissi, ave you ever been to a Turkish prison?

>>88 *HAVE

>>88
Can't say I have, nynnie. Of course, it is possible the CIA has erased my memory of a former life style.

>>87
Mixed together? I'm not sure; last time I had honey dew melon, I think I had it with some pineapple, but the mystery substance wasn't as sweet as pineapple usually is. But I'll answer yes.

>>92
am i the only one who thinks that honeydew melon lacks flavor and basically tastes like a not yet ripe cantaloupe

this reminds of a funny story, though. I had these two friend, who just happened to be melons, and they came to me, complaining about how they couldn't get married. I've heard them all before, so I took away their thunder and said "Is it because you can't elope?" while winking and nudging one of them. "No," he responded, not seeing the humor in my joke, "Proposition 8 passed and two fruits aren't allowed to get married."

That picture's hot. I love leashes. :3

Do not want. >:O

What's up? You're cool.

twinu ilu this much

oh baby

We are the locusts and it's time for the plague

http://video2.xtube.com/watch_video.php?v_user_id=sank333&idx=6&v=5Rd41_G326_&cl=KRbRz_G326_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=

Whoops, forgot one

>>53
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Oh, how could I have forgotten Crispin Glover

>>56
She looks like she'd be fun to have coffee with.